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Everyone's favorite transplants from California, Steve and Timpani, are going door to door trying to get their new Texas neighbors to vote for Beto O'Rourke. And then, plot twist, they end up in a good old-fashioned Baptist church!
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Комментарии : 8 тыс.   
@TheBabylonBee
@TheBabylonBee 2 года назад
Have you heard the Good News... of Beto O'Rourke?
@scillyautomatic
@scillyautomatic 2 года назад
Wait, what??
@scillyautomatic
@scillyautomatic 2 года назад
Oxymoron.
@fliellerenterprises1198
@fliellerenterprises1198 2 года назад
Yes. He's down by double digits in the polls to Greg Abbott.
@yasminesaucedo7920
@yasminesaucedo7920 2 года назад
He became republican?
@YouTubePurgetheblackplague
@YouTubePurgetheblackplague 2 года назад
Is this going to be a series on Rumble???
@manoftruth0935
@manoftruth0935 2 года назад
I love how the husband is slowly starting to realize his wife is a psychopath.
@upschutt4842
@upschutt4842 2 года назад
I guess he always did, but in CA he had no chance...
@Marshallgill
@Marshallgill 2 года назад
It happens to a lot of us.
@Randomperson0467
@Randomperson0467 2 года назад
Lol
@savannah505
@savannah505 2 года назад
But isn't this just the normal white virtue signaling dem liberal??
@PhilG999
@PhilG999 2 года назад
Yeah. Glad I live in Georgia (the USA one)! Our "Georgia Peaches" are fine as frog hair and just a *little bit* crazy! But in a GOOD way! 😆
@MaxRovensky
@MaxRovensky 2 года назад
In these 3 episodes Steve already has a better defined character arc than most characters written by Hollywood
@JoeHusosky
@JoeHusosky 2 года назад
That's because it was written by an actual writer/ comedian. It wasn't written by somebody who got their job because of their pronouns or who they sleep with. That's what happens when you actually hire the best person for the job
@lordshadow19
@lordshadow19 2 года назад
@@JoeHusosky I've been enjoying Steve's character development
@kevtom1686
@kevtom1686 2 года назад
Sort of. He hasn’t made an episode where she realizes she’s wasted her life with a melonjon and no real man will have her.
@Rid-iculo-us
@Rid-iculo-us 2 года назад
Agreed, but it's also not that hard.
@peterbrown6224
@peterbrown6224 2 года назад
"It's not what it looks like!"
@herknorth8691
@herknorth8691 2 года назад
I love how the husband can't resist becoming a real American.
@chuckhoyle1211
@chuckhoyle1211 2 года назад
Men are, generally, more logical and less a slave to their emotions.
@richardmahn7589
@richardmahn7589 2 года назад
MEAT! EAT MEAT! ME MAN!
@johnnygross4415
@johnnygross4415 2 года назад
And he loves bbq
@AdaWongMistress
@AdaWongMistress 2 года назад
@@chuckhoyle1211 based and TexasPilled
@twoblink
@twoblink 2 года назад
Are you saying the white woman is the poison reason for a trying to keep a black man down? hahaha
@latinaliz
@latinaliz Год назад
The Babylon Bee’s videos are a thousand times better than any sitcoms on t.v. 😂
@princerak8881
@princerak8881 Год назад
facts thats why i watch anime
@foilerea4170
@foilerea4170 Год назад
Agreed
@bechtelaudio112
@bechtelaudio112 11 месяцев назад
Its hard to cancel the comedy that lives in the hearts and minds of every true American
@erinstanger416
@erinstanger416 2 года назад
Love the Ted Cruz cameo! That was a fun surprise. This should be a regular series y’all do!
@KnozLo
@KnozLo 2 года назад
I thought it was going to be Dan Crenshaw but yes that was awesome. Especially that he embraced the zodiac killer jokes.
@davidtaylor5204
@davidtaylor5204 2 года назад
Yeah, but I don't get the paper that fell out of the Senator's hand and that Steve became so terrified of. Could someone share what it was?
@zaxus211
@zaxus211 2 года назад
@@KnozLo yes, cruz is almost as guileless as eyepatch mccain.
@realMuseology
@realMuseology 2 года назад
@@davidtaylor5204 it's the cypher from the Zodiac Killer. There's a recurring joke that Cruz is the Zodiac Killer, hence the cameo here.
@efxnews4776
@efxnews4776 2 года назад
I was like wait? WHAT?
@TheLincoMan
@TheLincoMan 2 года назад
Wait, no way they got Ted Cruz for this? This is the best Babylon bee series ever.
@Strykerx31
@Strykerx31 2 года назад
Di-Did they just DOX Him?
@lifeaquatic1267
@lifeaquatic1267 2 года назад
That, and I guess he is the Zodiac Killer. What was on that paper?
@shakaama
@shakaama 2 года назад
@@lifeaquatic1267 THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT THAT MEANT
@hollomaster
@hollomaster 2 года назад
Ted Cruz as the Zodiac killer, I about died laughing at that.
@headbuttsforphaticcommunio3731
@headbuttsforphaticcommunio3731 2 года назад
Playing black men with white women even as satire is disgusting and part kf the problem of white replacement
@skyttyl
@skyttyl 2 года назад
"You can't be antiracist by taking a book from a black man!" I died. Lol
@robertramsey653
@robertramsey653 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 me too!
@hl6816
@hl6816 2 года назад
Oh I freaking lost it at that part. The book cover alone was enough.
@potatoheadpokemario1931
@potatoheadpokemario1931 2 года назад
So true
@acctsys
@acctsys 2 года назад
Giving them a dose of their own medicine
@HolyKhaaaaan
@HolyKhaaaaan 2 года назад
The hilarity of a white woman telling a black man to read an antiracist book. She really is the fanatic of the house!
@DonYutuc
@DonYutuc Год назад
I lived in California 11 years and 27 years in Texas. I love these videos! Thank you!
@brendas5557
@brendas5557 Год назад
Welcome to TEXAS. You saved the best for last. Good move. ✝️ GO JESUS! 😊❤️🙏🩸
@richj1134
@richj1134 Год назад
I have lived in both and can’t stop laughing because these videos are so true.
@TexArizocan
@TexArizocan 11 месяцев назад
This one was awesome. Left Cali but vote for a politician that is exactly like what they left
@GingerSalmon
@GingerSalmon 6 месяцев назад
@@brendas5557 I wouldn’t necessarily say moving from California to Texas is always the best thing, very subjective, but it works for some people! And I agree, go Jesus
@Artak091
@Artak091 2 года назад
This needs to be like a whole recurring sitcom. I wanna hear how they are doing months later.
@AllFlimmits
@AllFlimmits 2 года назад
It already is.
@seanmcintyre131
@seanmcintyre131 2 года назад
My god this is cringe... It's like the Onion had a retarded kid or something... Conservatives should stay away from comedy and stick to other forms of judgement and persecution....
@shoyur
@shoyur 2 года назад
@@AllFlimmits ALRIGHT
@Artak091
@Artak091 2 года назад
@@seanmcintyre131 🧂
@justmeyouknow7649
@justmeyouknow7649 2 года назад
This is the best Reality show I have ever seen keep it up.
@sorashell
@sorashell 2 года назад
"So this is the FIRST Baptist church?!? So historic!" I'm dead. 😆
@kevincollins9894
@kevincollins9894 2 года назад
I worked in HEB stores, Texans worship their favorite grocery stores. I haven't ever been in this particular one but I imagine its one of the fanciest ones in the chain with neighborhoods like Bayou Bend, River Oaks, and Hyde Park surrounding it. I think the Butt family are Baptists, very generous Texas family.
@bobicabayo
@bobicabayo 2 года назад
😂
@johntabler349
@johntabler349 2 года назад
I'm tempted to put Tiffany on the prayer list at church
@chefandmusician9170
@chefandmusician9170 2 года назад
Heard it same time
@nickswildweather1308
@nickswildweather1308 2 года назад
That was pretty good!
@sandymcmahon984
@sandymcmahon984 Год назад
Steve's story arc is giving me chills. He's like America, working SO hard to get along and do the right thing, but the tiniest drip of truth can't help but become a firehose of revelation, hope and sovereignty. Tiffany's in for some surprises ahead.
@BrettonFerguson
@BrettonFerguson Год назад
Back in California her Mexican gardener gave her the nickname Karino because he cared.
@pianoreigns
@pianoreigns 5 месяцев назад
🙄
@Gravel1331
@Gravel1331 2 года назад
Senator Cruz in a cameo with the Zodiac Killer letter was absolutely over the top hilarious. Great job, and kudos to Senator Cruz for doing this.
@vitalityfox
@vitalityfox 2 года назад
Ted Cruz could never be satisfied with only 7 lives.
@CristiNeagu
@CristiNeagu 2 года назад
I'm waiting for the Buzzfeed special on how an anonymous source close to the issue confirmed that Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer.
@ragnartwrii744
@ragnartwrii744 2 года назад
Well he had time... it's not like it's freezing in Texas right now and he had to fly somewhere warm...
@jasonhondakker9231
@jasonhondakker9231 2 года назад
Hearing someone say “senator Cruz” over and over like some sort of respected godly authority, instead of some proven sh*thread taking your money is the most disturbingly Texas thing I’ve seen yet.
@therightway2130
@therightway2130 2 года назад
@@ragnartwrii744 Anyone in TX that could have left did escape to somewhere warmer. US Sen Ted could not have changed the weather or do anything else about the situation. The problem was the demonRATS the state level listened to leftists about their alternative energy that broke. Too bad the entire leftist cult doesn't see the failings of the alternative energy altar they worship at (besides mutilating children, murdering innocent babies and bankrupting the country to enrich themselves), that all their alternative energy costs more per KWH and all break when you need it the most.
@VincitOmniaVeritas7
@VincitOmniaVeritas7 2 года назад
I love the slow transition of the husband into a normal Texan
@yourdadsotherfamily3530
@yourdadsotherfamily3530 2 года назад
Yeah for real this actor/actress hit it out of the park! Their talent is really good at Babylon Bee from writing staff to production to talent it seems
@Robert53area
@Robert53area 2 года назад
Ehh he's still a cuck, so not a real Texan lol
@DieselDoktor
@DieselDoktor 2 года назад
It’s pretty great. Lol
@mre4u422
@mre4u422 2 года назад
by episode 5 he's going to be wearing a cowboy hat and shouting yee-haw
@discostew115
@discostew115 2 года назад
Into a normal person
@DreadnoughtFiend
@DreadnoughtFiend 2 года назад
The fact they got him to do the Zodiac Killer joke is great
@pineappleparty1624
@pineappleparty1624 2 года назад
Oh that's what it means.
@nerysghemor5781
@nerysghemor5781 2 года назад
I figured out it was the Zodiac but why did they have him reference that?
@cyclonebuzz8172
@cyclonebuzz8172 2 года назад
@@nerysghemor5781 There was a internet conspiracy theory few years ago that Ted Cruz was the zodiac killer.
@TyranBatten
@TyranBatten 2 года назад
@@nerysghemor5781 Because people like it when you don't take yourself too seriously
@nerysghemor5781
@nerysghemor5781 2 года назад
@@cyclonebuzz8172 What??? Just…what the hell?! That is like the left’s answer to QAnon for stupidity levels.
@simon4187
@simon4187 Год назад
Dude the first thing the husband says sitting next to the pastor really is a mind blowing moment.
@andysvlock5992
@andysvlock5992 2 года назад
Absolutely lost it when Ted Cruz came in. That was gold. As a former Californian and now Texan, it is scary knowing there are people that truly believe the same policies that have failed CA so badly they move to TX to want more of the same.
@alyupde9337
@alyupde9337 2 года назад
Those are the people Texans hate!
@ish7957
@ish7957 2 года назад
Name me a policy. I'll wait🤣
@TehButterflyEffect
@TehButterflyEffect 2 года назад
Yup.
@jasonhondakker9231
@jasonhondakker9231 2 года назад
If you truly are deluded enough to think it’s the policies (which are often similar to those used in the European countries that the average Texas might visit once in their “trip of a lifetime”) rather than corruption of the state leadership, you fit right in as a Texan.
@therightway2130
@therightway2130 2 года назад
@@ish7957 Every.One.of.Them
@jimboreaddabible777
@jimboreaddabible777 2 года назад
That's it! Y'all labeled this EPISODE 3! It's officially a mini series now! Can't wait for episode 4,
@j-wordposerio247
@j-wordposerio247 2 года назад
Amen!🙏
@franciscodanconia4324
@franciscodanconia4324 2 года назад
Call it “New Hope” and have Steve get baptized. And Timpani melt like the wicked witch.
@robertzchannel6595
@robertzchannel6595 2 года назад
@@franciscodanconia4324 😄😄😄
@RJon2006
@RJon2006 2 года назад
Amen! This needs to be a never ending series.
@helenel4126
@helenel4126 2 года назад
Maybe they'll try Florida next? We can but hope.
@suzettealmanza3010
@suzettealmanza3010 2 года назад
I love this series! I am a Real Californian and having Ted Cruz on there was Epic! I am the black sheep in a herd full of sheeple. Thank you @Babylon Bee for putting out material worth watching❤❤❤
@DeploraBill59
@DeploraBill59 2 года назад
Thanksgiving in your household must be a real blast!
@suzettealmanza3010
@suzettealmanza3010 2 года назад
@@DeploraBill59 Actually, I stopped getting invited years ago for leaning too right. I'm happy not to be invited 😂 I like my home to be free of toxicity and woke zombies 😂😂
@Kosovar_Chicken
@Kosovar_Chicken 2 года назад
Im in California too what u may not realize is that California has the largest population of republicans
@zackglickert4495
@zackglickert4495 2 года назад
@@suzettealmanza3010 That's actually really sad.
@Liam_Maddog
@Liam_Maddog 2 года назад
Speak up!
@VinnyMartello
@VinnyMartello Год назад
MAD PROPS to Ted for joining in on the fun.
@brentwilliams3321
@brentwilliams3321 2 года назад
I am just glad to see Steve and Tiffany still together after that whole BBQ incident.
@chuckhoyle1211
@chuckhoyle1211 2 года назад
She will become a full-fledged carnivore soon, as God intended.
@impalamama7302
@impalamama7302 2 года назад
Yeah. Thankfully, your vegan husband cheating on you with a BBQ Beef Brisket isn't grounds for divorce in Texas like it is in Cali.
@davidtaylor5204
@davidtaylor5204 2 года назад
I couldn't watch the BBQ one. It hurt too much.
@chevongrant3589
@chevongrant3589 2 года назад
Bro Steve lowkey might be coming around to the right side 🤣🤣🤣
@Kane26510
@Kane26510 2 года назад
Steve and Tympani. Come On, man!
@iKeto_gal
@iKeto_gal 2 года назад
The actress that plays the liberal lady, she is so good that she can have her own liberal tik tok and no one would know she's acting cuz it's so realistic lol
@ShankarSivarajan
@ShankarSivarajan 2 года назад
Timpani Schieher. Yes, she is.
@PhilG999
@PhilG999 2 года назад
Yeah. I'd like to see an episode with all these actors being themselves and talking about the whole thing. I seriously this could be made into a whole movie. Hell "Idiocrasy" made bank!
@nicktorea4017
@nicktorea4017 2 года назад
@@PhilG999 Idiocracy is a Documentary.
@jordanjenkins1671
@jordanjenkins1671 2 года назад
She's terrific at the role 😆
@jamesrailling9638
@jamesrailling9638 2 года назад
Maybe... she's not acting. Just kidding.
@cd3dnw
@cd3dnw 2 года назад
“Isn’t Beto some kind of moron?” Ted Cruz? “This is foolishness.” Love it. Thank you so much!
@armoblood7291
@armoblood7291 2 года назад
This guy was the priest at my buddys wedding lol
@philipmcniel4908
@philipmcniel4908 2 года назад
@@armoblood7291 Which one?
@elijahmalachi45-63
@elijahmalachi45-63 Год назад
Malachi 2 proves Malachi 3:8-12 is talking to the thieving church leaders. Its the answer to end Covid. When they all return the money they were never supposed to take God will end Covid. Mathew 19:12🏳️‍🌈 Eunuchs that are born that way ate transgendet. Eunuchs made that way by others were abused. Those that choose to live like Eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven are bisexual people that choose partners of the same sex but opposite in gender. Anyone selling the gospel in any way, teaching that same sex marriage is a sin when it is not, anyo e teaching the LIE of monetary tithing, judges, police, politicians, rich people and all other evil people are in the Great Trib and BLACKED OUT from the Holy Spirit until they repent or wait too late and die with the wicked. . . . . .James 5:2 the money of the rich is only being used as evidence to burn them. . . .kind
@Fallen-Saint
@Fallen-Saint Год назад
This is foolishness - Virgil (dmc5)
@wilbing8465
@wilbing8465 Год назад
This exact video should be played in every restaurant and public place in Texas. It’s so true and to the point.
@foilerea4170
@foilerea4170 Год назад
Needs to be all over CA. These people need to know we don't want them in TX or AZ
@meganthonsgaard
@meganthonsgaard 2 года назад
Beto made an appearance at Midwestern State University (where I'm currently a student) yesterday. Not gonna lie, I was kind of in a bad mood as a result. Hearing that fantastic line, "But isn't Beto some kind of moron?" boosted my mood instantly and was like therapy after the insanity I had to witness yesterday. You have excellent timing, Babylon Bee. I needed this today :)
@bryannonya9769
@bryannonya9769 2 года назад
Beto is as bad as abbot just a different side of a bad coin. they both suck and have no basis in reality and also pander to the farthest reaches of their parties. Beto lost to cruz and that should be enough to tell everyone how aweful he is.
@marcusmartinez7462
@marcusmartinez7462 2 года назад
MSU has become too liberal. Mustang grad 2018
@thejokersgang915
@thejokersgang915 2 года назад
Lulz im here too
@DragonmasterCire
@DragonmasterCire 2 года назад
call him only by his real name of Robert Francis you will lightly laugh every time
@HisMagnificence
@HisMagnificence 2 года назад
Call him Beta o’cuck and watch people seethe about it
@riftshredder5438
@riftshredder5438 Год назад
The guy playing the husband should win an Oscar
@amycaraway4489
@amycaraway4489 Год назад
He's gold!
@tarfap.kpamber9732
@tarfap.kpamber9732 Год назад
Take off his attire and cover him in gold: Oscar.
@JoshuaMartinez-ml5hl
@JoshuaMartinez-ml5hl Год назад
Dont discredit the wife either! She is nailing her character too, just happens to be the annoying one to help give contrast
@MaximusTCR
@MaximusTCR Год назад
I don't know. The way Timpani scuttles off when she's defeated looks like it took a lot of practice
@axonice
@axonice Год назад
He doesen't have enough money (and probably hearlessness) to rig it for his side :(
@ourfamilystephens3851
@ourfamilystephens3851 2 года назад
The way she didn't understand what bless your heart meant killed me ☠️☠️
@warbuzzard7167
@warbuzzard7167 2 года назад
lol
@joshuad1716
@joshuad1716 2 года назад
@@UR_Right24 it’s a southern way to insult someone, it’s a very polite way of calling them a fucking dumbass
@jwm4ever
@jwm4ever 2 года назад
Tell us what it Really means...being from Wisconsin I don't know.
@JohnCottier
@JohnCottier Год назад
@@jwm4ever The meaning varies based on the context, but it is a statement expressing pity for someone. In this context it's the equivalent of saying "Oh, you poor, naïve, well-intentioned but stupid person." I'm also from WI, but moved to the South a few years back, so I have learned the meaning of "bless your heart."
@jwm4ever
@jwm4ever Год назад
@@JohnCottier Thank you for the reply. So it can be a backhanded insult too.
@CNBarnes
@CNBarnes Год назад
This was great - and Ted Cruz quoting the Princess Bride (in the outtake scenes) put it over the top. Well done Ted. Well done.
@trollking6315
@trollking6315 Год назад
Nothing well done about leaving the state to freeze while he runs off to the tropics then doing nothing to fix the power issue that caused the state shutdown in the first place.
@MrJoel9679
@MrJoel9679 Год назад
Oooh you picked it!!! Better than that new Willow garbage.
@cornerstonehoneybees2525
@cornerstonehoneybees2525 Год назад
@@trollking6315 I stayed warm, had electricity, and plenty of food because I was PREPARED for a natural disaster. If you were cold, that was your fault. Typical libtard blaming the government for something that is your own responsibility.
@k-peezy2723
@k-peezy2723 Год назад
@@trollking6315 Yep, let's blame Ted who works on the federal level for what ERCOT did on the state level. Makes total sense without any kind of thinking it through or understanding. I'm right there with ya! (/s for those that can't pick up on it and need one)
@rockinredneck57
@rockinredneck57 Год назад
​ dogle spoken like a true socialist idiot.
@malefetsanemabote3655
@malefetsanemabote3655 2 года назад
Ted's appearance was pure genius!!
@wind_traveler
@wind_traveler 2 года назад
“I got a lot of letter writing to do.” (Accidentally drop zodiac killer note) Hilarious
@djcrownvic7017
@djcrownvic7017 2 года назад
Was that really him?
@popninja8658
@popninja8658 2 года назад
@@djcrownvic7017 yes
@SeoulExploration
@SeoulExploration 2 года назад
@@djcrownvic7017 correct. That is my duly appointed senator and king of memes.
@Matt-ob8gj
@Matt-ob8gj 2 года назад
We need this to become a show! Please keep making new episodes!
@lightpropulsionguy
@lightpropulsionguy 2 года назад
Gays and blacks from the year 3022 need to be arrested!
@lightpropulsionguy
@lightpropulsionguy 2 года назад
This is the best loophole ever, I can say anything I want again!!! I feel so free again!!!
@lightpropulsionguy
@lightpropulsionguy 2 года назад
All Democrats from 3022 should be hog-tied and beaten!
@lightpropulsionguy
@lightpropulsionguy 2 года назад
I can say whatever I like about hypothetical non existent people!!!
@lightpropulsionguy
@lightpropulsionguy 2 года назад
Ahahaha there's no limits to what I can say 😂 😂😂😂😂
@plympytheplumber4605
@plympytheplumber4605 2 года назад
Please don’t let this series end! It’s fantastic
@robertjolly5072
@robertjolly5072 2 года назад
Its hilarious please keep going
@boxofboxess
@boxofboxess 2 года назад
Yes. Steve is great. The actor is really good. Love his facial expression when getting caught with the meat or the bible haha.
@markmcallan973
@markmcallan973 Год назад
I'm not into American humour but you guys are nailing it! Love from Australia 👌
@cannedlaughter2535
@cannedlaughter2535 Год назад
Don't worry. Most of us (American's) aren't into the current brand of American humor either. (I left off the "u" just to be contrary).
@someone890
@someone890 Год назад
Oh my gosh the fact that Ted Cruz is officially in on the Zodiac joke had me laughing so hard! That's awesome! Too funny!! lol
@mrlegodude96alt2
@mrlegodude96alt2 Год назад
Hasn't he tweeted zodiac letters for Halloween for a couple of years now?
@Abel-nl2yo
@Abel-nl2yo Год назад
Could you explain that joke to me? I didn't get it
@mrlegodude96alt2
@mrlegodude96alt2 Год назад
@@Abel-nl2yo several years ago (Pre-beard) some people online pointed out that Ted Cruz looked like the zodiac killer sketch
@basedimperialism
@basedimperialism Год назад
@user-sz7bg5pc3n As mrlegodude said, it's a common joke that Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer, because he looked like the police sketch of the killed (before Cruz grew the beard.)
@Abel-nl2yo
@Abel-nl2yo Год назад
@@basedimperialism @mrlegodude96alt2 ooh fasho thanks for explaining. What about the paper with all the symbols?
@tonyjames1980
@tonyjames1980 2 года назад
That cameo was exceptionally good 🤣😂 (no one expected that). Thank you, guys.
@fivefamily5820
@fivefamily5820 2 года назад
Are you saying Ted Cruz is the Spanish Inquisition?
@BibleAndFriends
@BibleAndFriends 2 года назад
Gold!
@dr1742
@dr1742 2 года назад
😆😆Yes it was! B.B. Freakin rocks for that.
@jasonbernard5468
@jasonbernard5468 2 года назад
I was just about to ask why nobody was talking about that... um.... yea... did not expect at all and am wondering how they got him on the show????
@reliantncc1864
@reliantncc1864 2 года назад
@@jasonbernard5468 Are you kidding? Ted Cruz probably called them up to see about making an appearance. A series about Californians moving to Texas is right in his wheelhouse. If they did have to ask him, how could he say no?
@therevolutionwillnotbeyoutubed
@therevolutionwillnotbeyoutubed 2 года назад
Implying Ted Cruz is the Zodiac and then getting Ted to do it is even more hilarious.
@joelsink8440
@joelsink8440 Год назад
That part was awesome, good for him to do something like that in good humor
@mremu4358
@mremu4358 Год назад
I dunno man seems like the ultimate cover to get rid of his sussy baka all over him lol
@oldyellerschannel4676
@oldyellerschannel4676 Год назад
I wondered what that was...thanks for clearing that up!
@williamnelson4736
@williamnelson4736 Год назад
that was the best, still lmbo
@jennifersoules3876
@jennifersoules3876 Год назад
I’m not a conservative, but that was the best part. I’m a Texan (independent who sometimes votes republican). I love this whole series
@sm6jesse
@sm6jesse Год назад
"Two Corinthians" that was hilarious.
@phprofYT
@phprofYT 2 года назад
"You can't be antiracist taking a book from a black man." That line cracked me up. I was in serious LOL mode.
@elijahmalachi45-63
@elijahmalachi45-63 Год назад
Malachi 2 proves Malachi 3:8-12 is talking to the thieving church leaders. Its the answer to end Covid. When they all return the money they were never supposed to take God will end Covid. Mathew 19:12🏳️‍🌈 Eunuchs that are born that way ate transgendet. Eunuchs made that way by others were abused. Those that choose to live like Eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven are bisexual people that choose partners of the same sex but opposite in gender. Anyone selling the gospel in any way, teaching that same sex marriage is a sin when it is not, anyo e teaching the LIE of monetary tithing, judges, police, politicians, rich people and all other evil people are in the Great Trib and BLACKED OUT from the Holy Spirit until they repent or wait too late and die with the wicked. . . . . .James 5:2 the money of the rich is only being used as evidence to burn them. . . .same
@dankelly5150
@dankelly5150 Год назад
Haa haa ya that was classic!! 😂😂😂
@nsofwamumbi2899
@nsofwamumbi2899 2 года назад
That Ted Cruz cameo was amazing!! Love how he has a sense of humor and can laugh at himself
@TheAnnoyingBoss
@TheAnnoyingBoss 2 года назад
Laughing at himself being the zodiac killer. top notch humor
@Razor-gx2dq
@Razor-gx2dq 2 года назад
Had a good laugh
@rasidualimage
@rasidualimage 2 года назад
@@TheAnnoyingBoss your just mad because he is amazing at everything, and if he was the zodiac killer he would be smart enough to frame Gary Francis Poste.
@onionflower3733
@onionflower3733 2 года назад
These skits have become a killer serial thanks to Zodiac Cruz
@strangerdanger1271
@strangerdanger1271 2 года назад
He may as well laugh at himself, everyone else is.
@timw1066
@timw1066 2 года назад
I love the Ted Cruz cameo. Great stuff, keep it up
@Yawnyaman
@Yawnyaman 2 года назад
I thought the face rang a bell! ( from the UK)
@starlightbarking9495
@starlightbarking9495 Год назад
I love how welcoming and hospitable the locals are to them in this series, even they are so different.
@fishjcb
@fishjcb 2 года назад
I love that Cruz leaned into the Zodiac killer joke! I about died laughing for a few minutes!
@SeoulExploration
@SeoulExploration 2 года назад
Right!?! Man can take a joke and make it his! Respect!
@kmcgoo3
@kmcgoo3 2 года назад
Haha! Yes, it took me a second before it clicked!
@radagast7200
@radagast7200 2 года назад
Self depreciation is a good sign that someone isn't a tyrant.
@MichaelAarons1701
@MichaelAarons1701 2 года назад
I was confused by that joke because I obviously haven’t heard about this business with Cruz. I kinda prefer the alt takes at the end but knowing now what was going on, it stands stronger for laugh at the Left’s expense.
@colin1818
@colin1818 2 года назад
He's been leaning into it for a few years. But this is definitely taking it to a new level!
@patches1758
@patches1758 2 года назад
I love how every time food is mentioned Steve vanishes from frame. It’s as if he knows there will be actual food
@eaglerider1826
@eaglerider1826 2 года назад
He knows that they will serve meat , lol
@ezion6032
@ezion6032 2 года назад
We need a Steve commercial for Whataburger.
@patches1758
@patches1758 2 года назад
@@ezion6032 they should sign him
@JoelKellenProductions
@JoelKellenProductions Год назад
I was not expecting the Ted Cruz cameo. And the Zodiac Killer message was the icing on the cake!
@kyleschneider6871
@kyleschneider6871 2 года назад
Holy cow, Cruz dropping the Zodiac paper was amazing. I'm going to have to send you guys a few bucks just for how hard that single bit made me laugh.
@RPG-oh1yf
@RPG-oh1yf 2 года назад
I'm stealing that for the next time a solicitor dares come to my door...
@FiLtheThriL
@FiLtheThriL 2 года назад
Ooohhhhhh I didnt get it. Thanks friend!
@j.d.529
@j.d.529 2 года назад
I lost it 😂
@wildlifewarrior2670
@wildlifewarrior2670 2 года назад
Drop me a few bucks
@meusisto
@meusisto 2 года назад
What does that mean? Sorry, I'm ignorant and didnt understand.
@D3K018
@D3K018 2 года назад
"I have some letters to write"... This was fire! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 This series is the perfect dose of humor + drama without being cringe, I salute the writers and producers.
@herardo04
@herardo04 2 года назад
Can you explain why Ted Cruz saying "I have some letters to write" was funny? I'm not from the States 😅
@johnnyllooddte3415
@johnnyllooddte3415 2 года назад
@@herardo04 he was doing crossword puzzles and codes
@tedwilson2634
@tedwilson2634 2 года назад
@@herardo04 it’s a copy of a letter the Zodiac serial killer sent the papers decades ago.
@hayfieldhermit9657
@hayfieldhermit9657 2 года назад
@@herardo04 A few years ago, some people suggested that Ted Cruz was the Zodiac serial killer. The Zodiac's symbol was on that page he dropped. Which is why the man recognized it, and they ran away in fear.
@xyxxanx9810
@xyxxanx9810 2 года назад
@@herardo04 There is a pretty famous joke about Ted Cruz actually being the Zodiac-killer who was famous for sending letters written with zodiac-signs, so Ted Cruz dropping a sheet full of Zodiac-signs is playing into the joke.
@headbangtiger7564
@headbangtiger7564 2 года назад
The cruz / zodiac reference....I haven't laughed that hard in a while! You guys keep killing it.
@nikkowood7465
@nikkowood7465 2 года назад
Can you explain? I didn't understand it
@hedkace
@hedkace 2 года назад
@@nikkowood7465 There was a meme a few years back saying that Ted Cruz was the Zodiac killer and putting his face next to a police sketch of the zodiac killer. The zodiac killer sent cryptic notes to local newspapers during his killing spree, hence the cryptic letter Ted Cruz dropped in this skit.
@loreseeker6604
@loreseeker6604 2 года назад
I got to give credit where it is due, it says a lot about a person that they can laugh at themselves. Cruz totally nailed it, I live it.
@sarahbarnes9648
@sarahbarnes9648 2 года назад
@Jess nah I'm a progressive liberal and these videos crack me up
@jordancambridge4106
@jordancambridge4106 2 года назад
The Democrats are so fucking stupid that they actually believe he is the Zodiac Killer even though the Zodiac Killer killed people before Ted was even born.
@garthf.brooks6531
@garthf.brooks6531 Год назад
The zodiac killer part was pretty perfect
@keithsmith9833
@keithsmith9833 2 года назад
This series is better than anything on TV right now. The Ted Cruze bit is fantastic and I’m really loving how Steve is becoming a man.
@SOTB69
@SOTB69 2 года назад
The zodiac paper made me lose it 😂😂😂😂😂
@jamesjones6546
@jamesjones6546 2 года назад
Im so proud of Steve. It's like watching your child growing up and graduating high school and getting a job or something lol
@zcehtro
@zcehtro 2 года назад
I laught at how you wrote Ted Cruz. It's like Ted on Cruze Control through I99.
@stevebengel1346
@stevebengel1346 2 года назад
@@SOTB69 I straight up almost choked laughing and had to pause the video 🤣🤣
@bartonlee3594
@bartonlee3594 2 года назад
HwaHwa. I hear I kin sell my house here in Californa and buy THREE houses in Texas! Maybe I'll do that and move some DACA Mexicans and there kids into my three places...and watch y'all cry cry cry in your Ten Galloon (empty) jock straps.
@plague180
@plague180 2 года назад
I will literally pay for more episodes of this. I haven’t laughed this hard in years and we are only 3 episodes deep.
@ninetoesseotenin6839
@ninetoesseotenin6839 2 года назад
I pay just because fuck those who don’t like the bee.
@RandomPerson-nd2ey
@RandomPerson-nd2ey 2 года назад
Thank you for donating. I'm not sure how you can afford it in this "not a recession" but I thank you for figuring out a way.
@randomDaved
@randomDaved 2 года назад
@@RandomPerson-nd2ey What recession are you referring? They can afford it because our economy is strong as hell.
@jordanlaquey5325
@jordanlaquey5325 2 года назад
@@RandomPerson-nd2ey The opposite of a recession is inflation.
@harraldschmitt9113
@harraldschmitt9113 2 года назад
Facts
@chokfulla
@chokfulla 2 года назад
As a Texan, I approve this message!
@Tommy.461
@Tommy.461 2 года назад
As a former Texan, I approve of them also.
@martian78
@martian78 2 года назад
As a non Texan married to a Texan I also approve 👍🏼
@ianmoone316
@ianmoone316 2 года назад
As a Texan you know your on the right track when they hate you.
@blueeyes6653
@blueeyes6653 2 года назад
As a non Texan who has never been to Texas, I approve this message.
@janejetson2978
@janejetson2978 2 года назад
From northeast Texas, NO to Beto!
@MrRibbert
@MrRibbert 2 года назад
When they asked Ted Cruz to vote democrat, I died laughing lol These episodes are so funny. Don’t stop making them please!
@txgunguy2766
@txgunguy2766 2 года назад
Then he freaked them out when he dropped a Zodiac Killer letter. Zodiac claimed to have killed 37 people in northern california during the late 60s.
@epsilon3821
@epsilon3821 2 года назад
@@txgunguy2766 love that Ted can laugh about it
@txgunguy2766
@txgunguy2766 2 года назад
@@epsilon3821 Most conservative politicians have a sense of humor. Look at Reagan.
@epsilon3821
@epsilon3821 2 года назад
@@txgunguy2766 I know, im just talking about Ted specifically since he was so dunked on back in 2016 he's really developed since then
@txgunguy2766
@txgunguy2766 2 года назад
@@epsilon3821 I definitely think he and Trump get along better now than they did back then.
@matthewrhelf4559
@matthewrhelf4559 11 месяцев назад
Kinda love that being Christian in America is the new rebel culture. Greetings from Tokyo!
@kegr1066
@kegr1066 2 года назад
The "So historic!" line and Ted Cruz cameo had me busting my ribs. Crying tears of joy and pain same time
@bladegtr34
@bladegtr34 2 года назад
Did someone say ribs??
@Amendelwyr
@Amendelwyr 2 года назад
I liked the outtake too of Ted saying "As you wish." And then the follow-up of, "... just didn't want to you to lose embarrassed."
@taofledermaus
@taofledermaus 2 года назад
I thought at this point they would have sewn masks right onto their faces.
@Ta2dwitetrash
@Ta2dwitetrash 2 года назад
Haven't seen you around in awhile.
@IceBergGeo
@IceBergGeo 2 года назад
@@Ta2dwitetrash must not be subscribed... New videos all the time!
@IceBergGeo
@IceBergGeo 2 года назад
Why am I not surprised to see you here, Jeff?
@Jake-Drake
@Jake-Drake 2 года назад
That’s funny!
@killrade4434
@killrade4434 2 года назад
I can see it now. Next episode they hear gun shots. They think it could be some old friend for LA but they manage to show up on your shooting range. "Today's episode lipstick rounds".
@BGBG617
@BGBG617 2 года назад
Steve became a Texan after his first bite of brisket last episode. These are hilarious....and accurate.
@lindsayhickman9604
@lindsayhickman9604 2 года назад
Steve is becoming my favorite character.
@timjester8555
@timjester8555 2 года назад
never underestimate the power of brisket!
@zachryzimmerman4800
@zachryzimmerman4800 2 года назад
@@timjester8555 you so right
@takigan
@takigan 2 года назад
"It means nothing to me! just slipped and the meat fell into my mouth! **keeps eating delicious meat**
@derivepi6930
@derivepi6930 2 года назад
From what I've heard, you don't become a Texan until the 2nd or 3rd generation and they still give you funny looks unless you can trace a relative to the Alamo.
@matthewdunn983
@matthewdunn983 Год назад
The fact that you got Cruz to cameo is awesome. The whole video was entertaining, but the outro was just that much better. Keep it up guys.
@rquino4210k
@rquino4210k 2 года назад
Haha love seeing the husband’s eyes opening to how ridiculously woke his wife is!
@noahfountain7037
@noahfountain7037 Год назад
And himself.
@landonjackson9377
@landonjackson9377 Год назад
Woke and a psycho lol
@jasonrodgers9063
@jasonrodgers9063 2 года назад
The Ted Cruz cameo TOTALLY caught me by surprise! LOVE IT! Thanks!!
@robertmoore2049
@robertmoore2049 2 года назад
Next… Governor Abbot!
@JRotten
@JRotten 2 года назад
Ok, three episodes in and I'm hooked. Can't wait till episode 4. This really needs to be a half hour sitcom on TV. Heck it's better than 99% of the stuff on TV now.
@rofree2470
@rofree2470 2 года назад
Actually, if they added in all the TV commercials, it would be a half hour long 😅😆😂😂
@catherinegarmon3027
@catherinegarmon3027 2 года назад
Like a reverse version of Portlandia!!
@Seeker7257
@Seeker7257 2 года назад
Just imagine the many, many real life instances like these which aren't documented or talked about in the hindsight. It's sad, actually; the indoctrination.
@fab-freshaquaponicbiospher6335
@fab-freshaquaponicbiospher6335 2 года назад
Liberals especially lib women are so annoying...
@nedajenyap
@nedajenyap 3 месяца назад
0:31 “But isn’t Beto some kind of moron?” That killed me! 😂😂😂
@wolf2966
@wolf2966 Год назад
I love that Cruz has a sense of humor about the rumor of him being the zodiac killer🤣🤣🤣
@ric270
@ric270 2 года назад
Steve's character development is amazing
@fearzila
@fearzila 2 года назад
"Pot luck?!?"
@Stew282
@Stew282 2 года назад
I wonder if he'll be buying a gun in the coming weeks!
@gregmatz3693
@gregmatz3693 2 года назад
@@Stew282 that would be perfect.
@megofiachra3247
@megofiachra3247 2 года назад
Not sure Tiffany could handle that. 😂
@mostlyharmless7425
@mostlyharmless7425 2 года назад
...a gun, hat and boots😂.
@notalltheories
@notalltheories 2 года назад
These just keep getting better and better! I laughed SO hard when they knocked on Mr. Cruz’s door 😂😂😂
@rodgerwilliamsscambaiting1196
4:30 “two Corinthians” 😂😂 I’m done 🤣🤣
@jobu88
@jobu88 2 года назад
This line of videos should be turned into a new version of "Portlandia" with full-length episodes and a bunch of regular characters. Comedy gold.
@KellyJK07
@KellyJK07 2 года назад
the original video song for Portlandia...was awesome... you hear Bee?
@flameofthewest6196
@flameofthewest6196 2 года назад
That would be awsome! Loved Portlandia, till the crazies up there forced the show out. The Bee could steeam this, it would be great.
@abigailschullertsart6901
@abigailschullertsart6901 2 года назад
Yes make a 'conservative' Portlandia would be amazing
@siaka_massaquoi
@siaka_massaquoi 2 года назад
Yes!
@coolcomiccreations7500
@coolcomiccreations7500 2 года назад
Technically conservative portlandia is King of the Hill.
@Tommy.461
@Tommy.461 2 года назад
Bad time to take a drink. Had soda coming out of my nose when Ted answered the door. Please keep these coming.
@Psalm8_DominiRican
@Psalm8_DominiRican 2 года назад
😂😂😂
@MsBaztastic
@MsBaztastic 2 года назад
I had to replay his cameo three times because I kept laughing as soon as I saw him.
@movienaut
@movienaut 2 года назад
Im from Sweden and don't get the joke. Can you plz explain so I can explain this to my relatives, who loves this series!
@shazam6274
@shazam6274 2 года назад
@@movienaut Ted Cruz is a US Senator (for real) and is campaigning for Beto's opponent. Ted is a conservative and Beto is a Fruitcake Liberal
@EpictetusAuralius
@EpictetusAuralius 2 года назад
@@movienaut Ted Cruz is a Republican Senator so would probably not vote for Beto. Plus there is a joke Ted is the Zodiac killer hence the letters
@teux01
@teux01 2 года назад
Thank God Ted Cruz has such a great sense of humor.
@PatrickKQ4HBD
@PatrickKQ4HBD 2 года назад
Of course, he works with clowns. 🤡
@septembersurprise5178
@septembersurprise5178 2 года назад
Ted Cruz, aka zodiac ?
@gspurlock1118
@gspurlock1118 Год назад
I think you should expand this series to a feature length film!
@peachwallets7647
@peachwallets7647 2 года назад
Definitely not expecting a Cruz cameo but it was a welcome surprise! I hope we keep getting more of these vids.
@zobius9191
@zobius9191 2 года назад
The Ted Cruz zodiac reference was so well done 😂
@megofiachra3247
@megofiachra3247 2 года назад
I didn’t get that. What am I missing?
@nikkowood7465
@nikkowood7465 2 года назад
I didn't either
@Stevie8654
@Stevie8654 2 года назад
@@megofiachra3247 he said he had letters to write and dropped a piece of paper with the Zodiac killer’s cipher on it
@MH-lg1iu
@MH-lg1iu 2 года назад
@@megofiachra3247 He's often compared to the Zodiac Killer.
@Asking_For_A_Friend_1484
@Asking_For_A_Friend_1484 2 года назад
@Nikko Wood During his campaign there were a lot a jokes made about him looking like both the grandpa from The Munsters and the Zodiac Killer. 😂😂😂
@MattPerk7
@MattPerk7 Год назад
It looks like Steve got saved! We are all still praying for Tiffany.
@Tawadeb
@Tawadeb Год назад
Timpani
@bohemianhh
@bohemianhh Год назад
@@Tawadeb Timpani She/Her
@gilbertalvarezjr.5921
@gilbertalvarezjr.5921 Год назад
​@@bohemianhh 😂
@carlospacheco7361
@carlospacheco7361 Год назад
It kills me when she runs from the issues
@ChandlerJuliet
@ChandlerJuliet 2 года назад
Awww, bless YOUR heart 😂 how you guys liking episode 3?!?!
@call_me_ezyyy4772
@call_me_ezyyy4772 2 года назад
It's scary how good you sell the liberal character lol
@notw1015
@notw1015 2 года назад
@ChandlerJuliet
@ChandlerJuliet 2 года назад
@@call_me_ezyyy4772 I have been surrounded by these kinds throughout my entire life experience in LA 🤣
@call_me_ezyyy4772
@call_me_ezyyy4772 2 года назад
@@ChandlerJuliet I hear you on that lol keep up the good acting, and keep this series up! Loving it! God Bless.
@patrickfullan9509
@patrickfullan9509 2 года назад
You are rockin it! Keep going with this series.
@shkhamd
@shkhamd 2 года назад
She is actually phenomenal in portraying these characters 😅
@gigi6374
@gigi6374 2 года назад
I love the fact that you brought up o'rourke's drinking and crashing, and then fleeing the scene. You guys really do your homework. Now if only the mainstream media put in as much effort at reporting the news as you do in making satire.
@ernsttrekiew198
@ernsttrekiew198 2 года назад
@@manofthetombs Could this be called Democrat DNA?
@manofthetombs
@manofthetombs 2 года назад
@@ernsttrekiew198 Excellent point! I believe you are right.
@9ball989
@9ball989 2 года назад
You should have also brought up his burglary charge.
@markusfreund6961
@markusfreund6961 2 года назад
Rest assured, the "mainstream" propaganda outlets are putting in all the effort they can to push their overlords' agenda.
@9ball989
@9ball989 2 года назад
@@manofthetombs I guess you only believe the lying left.
@osisikenny
@osisikenny Год назад
As a Texan, this is the best thing i have seen on the internet!!!
@Craig-j2e
@Craig-j2e 2 месяца назад
Well, yeah cause it's better than Brandon Harrera. Never learnt to spell his name. Don't really bloody give one.
@discobikerAndRosie
@discobikerAndRosie 2 года назад
I love how they brought Cruz into it! Let's make this a series! Lol!
@stevebutler8387
@stevebutler8387 2 года назад
I'm 65 and started greeting my family with" Hi, I'm Steve, he, him". Cracks them up every time. Love these videos
@noControl556
@noControl556 2 года назад
I don't allow people to use pronouns. You must use my full name anytime you refer to me.
@nerysghemor5781
@nerysghemor5781 2 года назад
@@noControl556 But you have no control so how do you allow or disallow anything?? 😂
@eaglerider1826
@eaglerider1826 2 года назад
@@nerysghemor5781 He has full control on what he believes is acceptable . I also don't allow people to use pronouns . I tell them face to face that I don't want to hear the crap . If they feel offended and walk away then it is one less idiot that I have to deal with . Live your own life just don't expect me to put up with your nonsense .
@TK-7193
@TK-7193 2 года назад
@@nerysghemor5781 he smites them.
@OldSaltyBear
@OldSaltyBear 2 года назад
I'm 52 and started telling people my pronouns are "Dude / Bro". I also tell them I identify as a 26 year old lesbian.
@andrewholt2425
@andrewholt2425 2 года назад
Just pray for your home town, pray for your state, pray for our country, and all the leaders. God bless you all.
@chuckhoyle1211
@chuckhoyle1211 2 года назад
You forgot family.
@ericjohnston7663
@ericjohnston7663 2 года назад
Amen
@Spushed
@Spushed 2 года назад
It's ya'll
@MrX-zz2vk
@MrX-zz2vk 2 года назад
And then go Vote.
@Stew282
@Stew282 2 года назад
And don't forget to vote for Beto O'Rourke... as Timpani shows - he's practically Jesus!
@93Hiroko
@93Hiroko Год назад
I hope the wife does a hilarious 180 suddenly in the arc of the series and goes overboard 😂 She’s just a really passionate person
@ARPine-bt9uo
@ARPine-bt9uo Год назад
Well, she stopped wearing her mask outside, so that's a step in the right direction! 🇺🇸 😁
@LautaroTessi
@LautaroTessi Год назад
Yeah, well said, the RIGHT direction. Man, even the word says which is the correct political wing… 😂
@sssm1051
@sssm1051 Год назад
She chose to wear make-up than wear a mask.
@vicenzostella1390
@vicenzostella1390 Год назад
Baby steps, baby steps...
@fionnghualakelly5942
@fionnghualakelly5942 Год назад
But she could still wear it in the car alone....don’t get too excited
@jakemac875
@jakemac875 2 года назад
"The only thing we contribute to our salvation is the sin that makes it necessary" Oh man I got a whole other lesson out of this video. Thanks yall
@KnowledgeRuless
@KnowledgeRuless Год назад
Just in case you don't know, Wanna say that this needs and must be understood in the right context (i.e.the whole New Testament and the Bible as a whole), it is true that salvation is by grace alone through faith alone in Christ alone (Ephesians 2, Romans 1-4...), but it is also true and crucial to understand that Christ calls everyone to repentance/180 degrees turning away from sin/self/the world and faith in His finished work on the Cross which makes salvation possible coz when we believe in Him, He give us His perfect rightiousness i.e. it is imputed on us as a free undeserved gift/grace, God the Father sees us as if we have lived Jesus's perfect sinless life and count us as innocent as Him even tho we are guilty for hell...coz He took and paid our debt/punishment willingly on that Cross in full for everyone who will truly repent and believe in Him... (Isaiah 53, Romans 5,6...) And you can know whether your salvation is genuine by the fruits of your life, i.e that faith will produce the right fruits.... Jesus said not everyone who calls Me Lord Lord will enter heaven... (Matthew 7) And also He said that, unless someone gets born again he cannot enter the kingdom of heaven (John 3), in other words if God truly saves you He will give you a new mind and new heart in spiritual sense, that will start to love His commandments and hate the sin which you once loved and for which Jesus died for and you'll start to love and grow in His holy things/the things He loves and are important to Him (obedience to His commandments, Christlike love towards everyone, reading Bible, prayer, fellowship with bratheren, evangelism etc) as described in His Holy Word (the Bible). [Romans 7&8, Ephesians 4&5, the book of 1 John....]
@nathadagothia7341
@nathadagothia7341 Год назад
Comprehensive context! I approve. Yet, allow time for the statement to sink in fully..... "The only thing WE contribute to our salvation is the sin that makes it necessary." Ponder it, then use your excellent context to enrich the necessity and grace of salvation. Blessings of Jesus to you.
@Nimai_Aquino
@Nimai_Aquino Год назад
Outside of the Catholic church there is no salvation. Come back home american brothers, only following tradition and breaking links with liberalism and the satanic spirit of revolt we will rebuild the western civilization. Luther looked at the tradition of the Church of Christ and said, like satan “I shall not serve”. You don’t need to be like him. Come back home.
@jeffp3999
@jeffp3999 Год назад
The statement does nothing to explain what 'sin' or 'salvation' really is. You can't understand what Salve-ation really is about until you know what induces sin and that can only be experienced 'in the flesh' by experiencing cause-ality.
@nathangerber1547
@nathangerber1547 Год назад
Repentance is absolutely necessary. Christ asks it of us when He saves us. However it doesn’t contribute to our salvation. He alone saves us. Without Him, you couldn’t be saved regardless of how much repenting you do. Basically, it’s this: repentance itself doesn’t save you, but Christ requires you to do it when He saves you. Ever notice how articulating your beliefs is just so much harder outside of your own head? Sorry if that was all a train wreck.
@toonjie
@toonjie 2 года назад
“Beto? But isn’t he some kind of moron?” Best line ever!!!
@scottgaree7667
@scottgaree7667 2 года назад
He's several kinds of moron.
@YouSpewed
@YouSpewed 2 года назад
Truest also!!!
@bruhmcchaddeus413
@bruhmcchaddeus413 2 года назад
Resistance is how states and countries end lol Dont resist, kick em out. Texas is only Gods country ✝️
@zachryzimmerman4800
@zachryzimmerman4800 2 года назад
Because it is true 😂
@johnnyvo9313
@johnnyvo9313 2 года назад
"Not according to his website..."
@MIKEMIKE806
@MIKEMIKE806 Год назад
All they need to do now is push “wheels” Abbott down a flight of stairs !! 😂
@kvanua2264
@kvanua2264 2 года назад
The Ted Cruz/Zodiac cameo pushed it to another level 👍👍
@mytech6779
@mytech6779 2 года назад
I've never come across that meme(never joined twitter, and dropped facebook years ago) so I was super confused by the reference.
@TheAnnoyingBoss
@TheAnnoyingBoss 2 года назад
So funny bro. The setting scene it cut to where it was just a shot of the outside of HEB 😂 "beto once escaped the scene of an accident with a blood alcohol content of .134%"
@oldplace2844
@oldplace2844 2 года назад
That was awesome! VERY unexpected.
@taygray6424
@taygray6424 Год назад
The Ted Cruz Zodiac reference is too iconic! This absolutely needs to be a Netflix series! I’m so into it Steve is becoming a Texan
@dreadedddd1008
@dreadedddd1008 2 года назад
When Ted Cruz answered the door I started laughing 😂
@ArtofFreeSpeech
@ArtofFreeSpeech Год назад
I about spit out my drink.
@izzytw08
@izzytw08 Год назад
@@ArtofFreeSpeech 😂😂😂.. same here
@rafaelrodriguez6388
@rafaelrodriguez6388 Год назад
I love it when he plays along with the whole Zodiac killer thing. It’s hilarious because Ted was what, like 2 years old at the height of the Zodiac killings?
@defencebangladesh4068
@defencebangladesh4068 Год назад
😅
@2511jeremy
@2511jeremy Год назад
That was crazy
@ianmartinesq
@ianmartinesq 2 года назад
“I hate for people to lose embarrassed” - Love it! Excellent taste in references. Thank you Ted Cruz.
@charliep5072
@charliep5072 2 года назад
I saw the princess bride reference as well. It’s even better because I think he got in a little spat with the cast.
@Sophia_at_MIA
@Sophia_at_MIA 2 года назад
@@charliep5072 Oh yeah! I knew he was getting at something with that “Princess Bride” reference, I just couldn’t remember what.
@reliantncc1864
@reliantncc1864 2 года назад
I can clearly not choose the Beto in front of you.
@ianmartinesq
@ianmartinesq 2 года назад
@@reliantncc1864 I can clearly not choose the Beto in front of me.
@reliantncc1864
@reliantncc1864 2 года назад
@@ianmartinesq What in the world could that be?
@naturallyayisen
@naturallyayisen 2 года назад
As a Californian - former New Yorker, new Texan. This is so accurate!! I love how Red this state is and I love my small red, welcoming community!! #letsgobrandon And Steve getting red pilled just makes me so happy!!!
@nydiacanas603
@nydiacanas603 2 года назад
Welcome to Texas! God bless you 🙏.
@danielwessel9884
@danielwessel9884 2 года назад
It's a good thing the blue folks are moving to red because they have a chance to detox.
@faithdad1967
@faithdad1967 2 года назад
@@nydiacanas603 Can someone please be so kind as to direct me to what area in Texas can I find these kinda people? Actually, family (ok, don’t know how to get in touch with them) down there once in Ft. Worth. I have been studying a lot of info on San Antonio (supposedly a lot new reasonably priced developments - but, like 45 min outta town). It would be great to be able to go to J Hager’s Church & be near major military bases (Retired USMC). Disabled Vet, and a little concerned about the humidity "warnings," I have heard about - dealing w/secondary skin condition that could 🔥. But, getting serious about Standing Fir Complete Healing. Also, Love being near the Water, if possible. Thanks for any input! Paul USMC Disabled Vet Freedom isn’t Free
@eaglerider1826
@eaglerider1826 2 года назад
@@faithdad1967 Thank you for your service . I live in Alabama and you will always be welcome here . I'm sorry but I don't know much about Texas other than to stay away from Austin . I follow another channel called " Donut Operator " . He is a former police officer who now lives in Texas and some of his viewers may be able to help .
@mikediamond437
@mikediamond437 2 года назад
When r u leaving?
@JackFrost-xy7yl
@JackFrost-xy7yl 2 года назад
As a Texan, I approve this video.
@terrybaird3122
@terrybaird3122 Год назад
I am a Kentuckian, but I approve as well.
@elijahmalachi45-63
@elijahmalachi45-63 Год назад
Malachi 2 proves Malachi 3:8-12 is talking to the thieving church leaders. Its the answer to end Covid. When they all return the money they were never supposed to take God will end Covid. Mathew 19:12🏳️‍🌈 Eunuchs that are born that way ate transgendet. Eunuchs made that way by others were abused. Those that choose to live like Eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven are bisexual people that choose partners of the same sex but opposite in gender. Anyone selling the gospel in any way, teaching that same sex marriage is a sin when it is not, anyo e teaching the LIE of monetary tithing, judges, police, politicians, rich people and all other evil people are in the Great Trib and BLACKED OUT from the Holy Spirit until they repent or wait too late and die with the wicked. . . . . .James 5:2 the money of the rich is only being used as evidence to burn them. . . .approve me
@SMOKEY428
@SMOKEY428 Год назад
Don’t let those liberals ruin you’re state , they’re like a virus
@nateboy123
@nateboy123 Год назад
As an Ohioan, I approve as well.
@larahuffmaster5857
@larahuffmaster5857 Год назад
Indeed!
@dreskywalker
@dreskywalker Год назад
“Bless your heart.”, that metaphor will never get old 😂
@jennifergidden9884
@jennifergidden9884 Год назад
The best way to handle just about anyone.
@adrielburned6924
@adrielburned6924 Год назад
Well shit, I've been told that lots.
@StartFromScratch1
@StartFromScratch1 Год назад
Im not from the US, could you explain to me how this is meant ? Is it like „Good luck with that“ ?
@The_Froove1587
@The_Froove1587 Год назад
It's basically a passive aggressive insult like saying go fuck yourself but the other meaning its a sign of genuine sympathy
@ihaveproblems9779
@ihaveproblems9779 Год назад
​@@StartFromScratch1 It's a Southern way of politely saying, "If only you knew better," insinuating someone is too dumb or incapable of being able to help themselves. It's low-key an insult, which is why the woman slammed the door in her face when she said it back. Lol
@rayray2076
@rayray2076 Год назад
A few yrs ago we went to a Trump rally in El Paso, it was awesome. There were about 85% mexicans for Trump. They were wearing T-shirts saying Beto is a Pendejo.
@allie1953
@allie1953 2 месяца назад
I love it!!! It rhymes nicely.
@brythegamerguy
@brythegamerguy 2 года назад
Man this has to be a tv show this is way better than any comedy show
@koigirl3220
@koigirl3220 2 года назад
I would watch FOR SURE
@tubelarr
@tubelarr 2 года назад
We should nationalize NBC and give it to The Bee.
@gregoryeverson741
@gregoryeverson741 2 года назад
TV ruins the comedy, ever hear of the Jeff Foxworthy show?
@mooseears9849
@mooseears9849 2 года назад
Everyone in this show does “polite uncomfortable” so well 😅
@ifyouloveChristyouwillobeyhim
@ifyouloveChristyouwillobeyhim 2 года назад
Yes, very American version of polite uncomfortable. Keeps me laughing the whole video!
@XericSol
@XericSol 2 года назад
Can't stop LAUGHING! Thanks Ted for your guest appearance, and thank you for everyone at the Babylon Bee for putting up with him! Best episode yet!
@ABQSentinel
@ABQSentinel 2 года назад
That was epic!
@XericSol
@XericSol 2 года назад
@@ABQSentinel Right? I mean the BB has been good and has some great content, but this one just has that little bit extra.
@justinlawhorne5214
@justinlawhorne5214 Год назад
When she discovered to Bible he was reading she should have said "who the hell is Holly Beeble, and why does she keep hiding her diaries in our hotel room?"!!!
@therockbiter8140
@therockbiter8140 2 года назад
The story of Tiffany and Steve is my new MCU.
@Kissfan96dr
@Kissfan96dr 2 года назад
best comment!
@MauriceM_R
@MauriceM_R 2 года назад
Her name is Timpany
@ChandlerJuliet
@ChandlerJuliet 2 года назад
Timpani ***
@akanksh773
@akanksh773 2 года назад
@@ChandlerJuliet you're good at playing cringe and woke sjw characters, keep up the good work ma'am.
@akanksh773
@akanksh773 2 года назад
Sorry , you're just too good.
@tony1954
@tony1954 2 года назад
Let me just take a moment to say how good the actors are in these episodes.
@patrickreynolds5463
@patrickreynolds5463 2 года назад
That Cruz lookalike especially was spot on!
@silvergtotwinturbo9984
@silvergtotwinturbo9984 2 года назад
@@patrickreynolds5463 😂😂😂
@davidscbirdsall
@davidscbirdsall 2 года назад
@@patrickreynolds5463 yes, I Beto Texans would prefer to hear that Hispanic actor speak than a Liberal Democrat.
@timunderbakke8756
@timunderbakke8756 2 года назад
We need to see more of these. Getting Cruz in was perfect complete with the zodiac joke. And I’m looking forward to seeing more from Steve’s character development.
@robotzombie4754
@robotzombie4754 2 года назад
Could you explain the zodiac joke? I dont get it😅
@RaymondCore
@RaymondCore 2 года назад
Ted Cruz is truely a good sport to participate in a 'Zodiac Killer' cameo. Hilarious.
@absolutelydegenerate1900
@absolutelydegenerate1900 2 года назад
I’m so glad they went with the zodiac joke
@Duranous.
@Duranous. 2 года назад
@@robotzombie4754 There is police composite sketch based on a supposed eyewitness account of the zodiac killer (drawn in 1969) and the sketch looks like Ted Cruz.
@robotzombie4754
@robotzombie4754 2 года назад
@@Duranous. sh1t for real?🤯 Didnt know that one🤣
@timelope3003
@timelope3003 Год назад
Best skit ever 😂😂😂😂😂 especially seeing as they got Ted Cruz to play along hahaha
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