Calling Indian scammers Bhenchod/ Madharchod 

Dipshits in India have been calling my mum in Australia and myself in England for years. They all claim we owe them money.
Normally when I get one of these call. I tell them I can hear rockets being fired from Pakistan and they should take cover
Last week I asked an Indian Amazon scammer a simple question “Are you a bhenchod or a Madharchod”
Meaning “do you have sex with your sister or your mother”
Anyway to all Indian scammer get a fucking life!
And to all dipshits in India bothering us when we are on Holiday, let me say that Iranian people are better than Indian people because Iranian people know how to take care of western visitors.