CallMeCarson Doing “the Wheeze” 3 

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“It seems gayass isn’t able to come...”

Dude second clip hit me with a wave of nostalgia that I wasn't expecting. Carson was like,, a totally different person a couple years ago

I love at 3:27 it says “Does any of these seem stinky”

1:00 I'm fucki-

It’s about time!!!

*I GOTTA POOP!*

I don't even care if it's not a wheeze, I just like hearing him laugh.

His laugh gives me life

Minions: **Exist** Facebook moms: 1:19

Nobody: CallMeCarson: WHEEeezZ *throws himself forward in chair*

The trequal we wanted but never deserved

"I use the oils from my skin and compress it to create soap which I wash myself with....... anybody else got a mic?" profound jawsh

Please do a compilation of Schlatt’s cackling or funny mic

1:23 You know Carson finds something funny when his mouth is not a smile, but just aghast

"Cool" -Abraham Lincoln and Jawsh

the laugh at 1:18 sounds like if a whoopie cushion smoked a pack a day for 5 years and didn't drink water for the past 3 days.

"THE SISTERS that are hot, the hot--D-Dookie, right?" -Gandhi

my friend told me I do the carson wheeze when I laugh and I can’t stop hearing it

his laugh brings me joy I absolutely love it

0:43 it wasn’t even two minutes, it was literally less than five seconds into the game

3:57 When the AJAX spray and wipe is almost empty.

1:16 I have no words, this is an epic poggers moment

It's like an old 1960s car struggling to start up

He lost all bodily movement 1:17

The old clips are like when a rapper dies and they try to salvage everything they have

0:01 when the poop BOTTOM TEXT

1:15 is the best carson wheeze imo

Every time he does the wheeze, I fill my self with glee.

2:27 It can't get any better then this

Carson's laugh is a gift from God

5:10 i thought he said “911 was a fortnite pickaxe”

This could've just as easily been called "carson laughing compilation"

Idk what is so funny that he laughs and weezes so hard that his face isn't doing a smile but it's just weird open mouth and very hard breathing

Well then... This is awkward now that he received texts from a minor

1:33 that clip was in a shane dawson video you know.

why is this being recommended to me right now...

0:01 why does the first 7 seconds of this video sound like a song that system of a down would make 😂😂

This was a good compilation but most of these were just hard laughs not full wheezes

I G O T T A P O O P Imsorrybutwhat

I'm so happy the 3rd finally came out thank you for this gift blessing

i just watched someone laugh for 6 minutes

Didn't expect to hear clobbah at 5:10

My favourite parts are when he laughs at the things he says himself

Dasani Water Bottle be hittin' different doe...

He sounding shnasty

😔

When I heard raccooneggs’ voice I immediately started tearing up

i never thought id crave something this much

He gotta poop

0:42 you mean 15 seconds into the game?

Carson looks looks like hes on the verge of tears everytime he laughs

1:17 i have successfully replicated the laugh

Now do a top 10 best Carson wheeze

His laughs gave me will to live and power to continue my life to tomorrow since the Sans world.

I did not expect to see tux in this video

This genuinely gives me so much joy thank you

I am wheezing, much like him. XD get it! Because he's wheezing!

Those are some oooold clips

It's like Carson is trying not to wake up his parents in the older clips

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For such a beautiful boy he has an ugly (yet very funny) laugh

He does do that wheeze a lot. Its pretty funny pogchamps ngl

Damn, a sequel

You went to his old stuff

Ah yes, the long awaited “wheeze 3”

I like the old clips of carson

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What's the name of the music in the background of the clip at 0:27

First

Let’s gooo

3:08 This must be a hella old or very specific era of Carson because with that camera angle it seems like his one objective was just shitposting/trolling

KEEP THESE VIDEOS COMING

im waiting for the carson laugh brain chemicals comment part 3

Im just disgusted every time he does it

i gotta poop i gotta poop i gotta poop

Gayson

I'm at the point were I can't tell if I've seen it in a compilation or I was at the stream...

I love these

HEEEEEHEEEEE

The holy trilogy

These videos are pretty wholesome man.

ive watch these vids like 3 times each

among us be like 0:42

1:15 is just amazing

which wheeze is better: dream or carson?

5:32

these videos could cure depression

Honestly KimJongSplooge was the greatest Chad ever

Thanks so much for making this video. I’ve been watching countless videos about how horrible American capitalism is and how it implodes at the thought of putting human lives over profit. That said, I was just about ready to cry out of anger at the inhumane and detrimental choices of the ultra rich and powerful which only serve to line their already thickly lined pockets with yet another 100 Million dollars at the expense of the poorest in America. I probably would’ve continued down that path, learning about injustice after injustice to innocent citizens that get drowned out of the spotlight they absolutely should have by tr*mp’s stupid ass comments, every press conference resulting in a new sensationalized headline a reminder of his incredible incompetence combined with his amazing ability to move the view away from serious public heath and rights problems and onto the newest trendiest reason he shouldn’t be in any position of power much less the highest position in the country. With that said, I really needed something to bring me out of the pits of anger today and this video was just what i needed.

He died rank 13 in both battle royale games.

hell yea

what was the clip in the intro where carson was dancing to the poop song

can someone find the original clip of the i gotta poop clip

Weezer

How old is that pubg clip Jesus Christ

Poop

Part 3 and still no goat mode

1:17 was hilarious