This reminds me of my discus throw for sports day in Highschool. We were all grouped up to take our turns, the teacher was down range standing further out than what we’d all hit previously (so he thought he was at a safe distance) only when I got my turn I threw much farther, I had been practicing at home in the weeks before with some old circular weights in preparation as this was the first time I’d actually qualified for this but hadn’t mentioned it, long story short my throw nearly took his head off, he had been looking down at his clipboard at the time and only looked up when the other guys called out to warn him, and he had to jump to the side just a second before, and then proceeded to give me a look that just screamed “WTF!” Like he wanted to yell at me but knew he couldn’t cause he was the dumbass for standing down range. The icing on the cake, that throw got me first place in my year group and I was given a medal on prize day lol
We had hammer throw, but the ball only had a little weight and it was not the softest things, but the outer layer was a little cushioned to prevent any serious injuries. Anyway I went to get my hammer and was walking back on the side thinking "aight, no ones gonna mess up so bad that they could hit me". I looked over to the side and just heard my name being yelled, stopped to look at them and had another hammer fly by just before my head. Was fun, would do again.
If a rod of your size just final destination on you 1m Infront, the sudden dehydration of the bowels and instant constipation would paralyze me for sure 😃