"Durant is guarded by Iverson who's 10 inches shorter but just like i say myself every morning it's the motion of the ocean that matters" this line is so underrated 🤣🤣
"The players I chose committed crimes above marijuana possession and below the crimes of Karl Malone." I was just eating soup when that hit. Thanks. Clean up on isle 4!
Fun fact: the random italian guy that you choosed for your team image is a famous italian meme called giuseppe simone Big support from italy keep up the good content🇮🇹
Since he wasn’t in the roster, I think everyone should know Javaris Crittenton, the guy Gilbert Arenas got into the argument with, is currently in prison for murder
Actually surprised that only Zach Randolph was the only Jailblazer in all honesty. Ruben Patterson, Damon Stoudamire and JR Rider have/had some pretty serious stuff to deal with
Patterson is just like most of them not in the game. Stourdamire is but I only knew his weed charges and they don’t count😂. J R Rider could be added because he is on one of the early 2000s Lakers.
Frosti you have no idea how appropriate the squad logo is. This great man's name is Giuseppe Simone, an infamous italian youtuber during the 2010s, i'll leave part of his resumee down below. Born in Casarano but resident in Neviano, after being fired at the Italian Post Office in 2008, for urinating inside an office plant, he decides to begin to understand new technologies and the world of the web. Once he finds RU-vid, he decides to use it to find work and even a partner. As time goes by and popularity increases, he will end up talking about the most disparate topics, often with an erotic theme, but asking his fans to donate money from time to time on his Paypal, to support him. He achieves fame with videos in which he exposes his contempt for women, his sexual repression and where he is furious because his members have never made donations even though he had specifically asked for them. Particularly remembered are also the videos where he is filmed while taking a shower (with the aim of attracting women) or while sitting on the toilet. Despite his eccentricity and extravagance, sometimes even grotesque, Giuseppe Simone, unlike most of the Italian trashy icons, will allow a melancholy and tormented vision of his life to be distorted in many of his videos, which will push him to want to abandon the character from him created himself, the cause of his work and relationship failures in recent years. However, he will never definitively succeed in his intent, despite the fact that on March 16, 2017 he made the decision in a video to abandon the world of trash forever for the reasons mentioned above. In 2016 he was sentenced in first instance to 9 months in prison for death threats and defamation against the porn star Roberta Gemma, however he did not obtain any prison term due to the benefit of the suspended sentence. Basically a crazy, fat, italian incel. You're welcome Sources: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-L0Up_t_ziOc.html&ab_channel=MrSculaccianguille ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-s-XxXhvQoBs.html&ab_channel=Numero21
And Shaq and Karl Malone. But he did say "below the crimes of Karl Malone" and to be fair neither Kobe or Shaq were actually sentenced or even found guilty for that matter
Not fun fact: the person Gilbert Arenas was Wild Westing was Javaris Crittenton. The story goes that the Wizards were bored when heading back home, so, like every other person bored on a plane, they started gambling. After losing thousands of dollars, a pissed and career dying Crittenton started a fight with Gilbert. After retiring, Crittenton became a hood and was arrested for manslaughter after trying to preform a drive by on a gang rival that ended up killing an innocent woman. I forgor his year sentencing but he is supposed to be released in 2036. So yea.
