Can Mobs Beat Minecraft? 

WIFIES FAKE NEWS ALERT‼️‼️‼️‼️ I have absolutely no clue how I made this up/missed this when I made the video but it turns out endermen can't pick up snow lol. The run IS still possible because they can put a pumpkin next to naturally generating snow and make a golem, BUTTT it makes it way more difficult in a gap situation on the end island. Lowkey this might make it even MORE likely but who knows We can say that the probability goes from ~0% to ~0%

Considering that minecraft speedrunning timer only starts if a player moves, this can theoretically break the set seed category

This took "The odds are low, but never 0" to a whole new level.

That ending was beautiful

This is a very interesting extension: I like how you accounted for the player needing to load the chunks. Nice video!

So this is basically the whole "infinite monkeys with infinite typewriters will eventually produce Shakespeare" thing, just in Minecraft hahaha

I think this would be a fun challenge to do with friends, each person taking a “mob” role and everyone trying to beat minecraft together with the rules for each mob (so randomness can be taken out, but you could get the feel of it$

4:57… why does my man start spitting bars here? He’s like almost perfectly timed with the music, lol.

If its possible to do so I hope someone makes a TAS of this concept. Even if the odds are basically impossible, if a TAS is able to actively manipulate the rng (honestly I do not know enough about minecraft TASes, so idk if they can alter the rng with mods or if they just brute force with savestates or something), they could make essentially a proof of concept of this actually happening

To be fair, the amount of rng required to pull this off, we should ask Dream to help.

1:09 mf pulled a vsauce

0:53 give enderman reward for the sussiest boy alive

The fact that you gave RetroGamingNow credit and still made a super intresting video with your own twist is amazing

Wifies is starting to become the vsauce of Minecraft Edit: Okay y'all can stop commenting that he has been for several years, I already know

1:03 The Vsauce music coming in here was the icing on the cake.

The thing I like the most is the fact that the premise of this team defeating the dragon is that they want to kill each other and couldn't care less about the dragon itself

That ending was beautiful, just imagine if all videos had a nice ending like that, the internet would become a much greater place. I hope you continue doing that for all your upcoming videos, peace.

Wifies is that kind of guy who will find a way to make u question life for a sec and give a life quote afterwards XD

0:37 most unsatisying moment, that the vSauce music got cut off

Classic Wifies, answering questions we had no idea to ask but really want an answer to.

PippenFTS Just did this as well... Crazy coincidence. I was part of the team that first theorised this with RetroGamingNow (Credited in his video). Crazy that others are now making videos on the idea!

Wifies is like the mastermind villain explaining his plan

Thinking about it, it's not too far fetched to say that somewhere out there in the vast array of multiverses, some player accidentally left the game afk and this event took place and this video has documented that event. That means this video (and Retrogaming Now's) are our only window to that world in the infinite potentialities that could take place.

Just imagine starting a world, and every monster just starts beating the game for you

10 outta 10 video, specially liked the wholesome end to it, keep up the good work Wifies

The chance of this happening can be a tad bit more probable (albeit “impossible”) if you take thunderstorms into account. All the enderman needs is a TNT and wait for lightning to strike.. as opposed to the phenomenal chance of making snow golems each time and for a skeleton with a flame bow missing their targets, just to reach the stronghold.

you missed an INSANELY important detail. the goat might kill the player with ramming before getting to the portal, the only way to stop this is if a witch gets hit by a skeleton or something and heals themself with a healing potion, which splashes on the player, happening enough times to get the player to the stronghold

It seems more probable that instead of digging to a stronghold, it might be open exposed in a large ravine that endermen may teleport to or walk to in rain or something

If I had a nickel for every time a video about MC mobs beating MC came out this week, I'd have two. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice in a week, hell even in just the last 48 hours.

lol glad to see that the "Minecraft doesn't need you" idea has been resurfacing again, I saw another video exploring this concept a few days ago though I particularly like this one's idea of moving the player around to load chunks, instead of just pretending everything's loaded all the time

Did not expect the end to be so heartwarming. Thank you Wifies, good video :)

Love the wholesome message tied to this. Awesome vid, I can tell that a lot of thinking and planning went into this 💯

A lot of people make a video on this topic recently. I first heard about this form RetroGamingNow back when they made a video about it. Today I saw a video covering the same topic uploaded a few days ago and now you also made a video about it.

Now I wanna see a DND campaign with 1 of each mob. Snow golem would bug the creeper, skeleton would wanna kill the snow golem (but always fails) and the enderman is just there carrying the whole team

10:30 Who didnt skip math? 👇

Your creativity is insane! I would’ve never thought of this before! I can’t wait for your next video!

what a coincidence, you uploaded a video heavily inspired by "Minecraft doesn't need you" a day after PippinFTS uploaded a video heavily inspired by "Minecraft doesn't need you"

RGN -> Pippen -> Wifies Who's next

It would be cool if someone made a mod where players could controll all the mobs within the limit of their pathfinding and ai so you could simulate the perfect rng

8:29 that skeleton gonna kill that player everytime instead of blowing up that tnt

Loving the content recently Wifies. This video kind of brought back that old V-Sauce style of probability and rng back from your older videos. Keep it up, always great to see a wifies post

Kinda funny how a big chunk of this video is about Endermen picking up snow while they cannot do that at all lol

I love your editing and jokes, as soon as I heard Vsauce's theme playing I laughed and put a like, great video 👍

Amazing video absolutely loved it, one thing, I believe I remember hearing that every Minecraft world can only exist for so long, and eventually it will corrupt or something like that, so I'm not sure if it would actually be possible given the amount of time a Minecraft world has. Despite this it is still a very fun concept, the odds are low but never 0.

Even Dream doesn't have enough luck to make it happen

PiepnFTS made a similar video recently on this topic too and I feel this concept is more explored in his video, either way this video was awesome and props to your work.

same logic with pi, since pi is infinite, any sequence of number you can think of will be in there. So technically to find the cure to cancer you could code a computer program to put every character in the alphabet every symbol, punctuations, numbers etc in every sequence possible, and eventually it will be there. infinity is such a mysterious yet beautiful concept

This was a good video. I'm excited to see what my subscription will add to the castle/mansion structure

12:40 "You exist, don't you?" is a whole 'nother question.

Wifies son: Trying to beat Minecraft with just mobs Wifies grandson: Still trying to beat Minecraft with just mobs

Wifies you're forgetting a crucial part of the ending conclusion, you said that on every seed it will EVENTUALLY happen, and that would be true. But, not every seed, has a 12 eye portal, which makes it so that only seeds that have a 12 eye would be beaten at SOME point in time.

Any Projectile that is not from the Player wont be able to damage the Ender Dragon. Snow that is 2 Blocks high is also not possible anymore which makes natural Snow Golems impossible The 12 Eyed Ender Portal Seeds also are not possible to generate with a Random Seed.

This is the third video with this concept. The first one was "Minecraft doesn't need you" (ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-am9dz-Sao3g.html) by RetroGamingNow The second one was "It turns out, minecraft can beat itself" (ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-CnbdnMPSHTU.html) by PippenFTS. And this is the third one. Also there was a little mistake at the start of the video: arrows cannot hit the dragon when it's perching. They get deflected.

7:18 you could just bank on a convenient end portal, since you already have to bank on the 12 eye portal and like a billion other random things, which is way less likely. the tiny bit of added low probability from this doesn't affect much.

3:01 endermen can’t pick up snow, what can happen is that the place a carved pumpkin in a ice spikes biome where the snow blocks are 2 high

Wifies on his way to severely overestimate the amount of naturally generated carved pumpkins and TNT a world could theoretically spawn with WHILST ALSO having a shallow stronghold, in a form of snowy biome, in a world with a fully lit natural stronghold spawn, whilst also assuming the player won't die for pretty much a million years of being afk, out in the open, while being constantly rammed by goats. Probability would have like 80 billion zeros in it.

Another way you can get past the platform in the end is using the creeper or tnt to launch the mobs to the island :D

even if we slow time by 100 times and start fromthe beginning of the universe to the end, we would not be able to defeat the game. its mathematically possible but not physically.

Just imagine you and your friend start a server and as soon as you start the world up you both go afk and come back with the ender dragon beaten by a gang of unlikely mobs teaming up.

"Thankyou for existing" That melted my heart brother ❤ Thanks for the motivation while I've been in a streak of 4 horrible weeks ...

I would like to see a timelapse of an area in minecraft to just see what mobs can do to the world, maybe like a village or something

At 7:05 if you shake your screen the obsidian platform will be strange.

I wonder if the odds of mobs beating Minecraft in this manner are greater than the odds of cosmic-ray bit-flips triggering the end credits...

If the enderman can make a staircase in the end to reach the caged end crystals, then they can definitely make a staircase up to the end spawn island if it's in the air

5:40 how does the player not die

"A group of enderman"? Excuse me I believe you mean a HAUNTING of enderman...

Just subscribed! Can't wait to see the mansion!

It is so insanely good to watch a Vsauce video about Minecraft with a handful of philosophy in the end.

Now we just need to make an AI that can coordinate all randomness in minecraft and see if it can figure this out.

Bro became Minecraft's VSauce 💀 Jokes aside, this channel is actually really good

damn you got me at the end there. thank you for existing.

WOW this is really interesting, also i just stumbled upon your chnanel and i absolutely love it!

9:44 friendly fire

I want this as an entirely animated series now

Imagine if you just load in your new 1.20 hardcore world, get tools, armour then just hop into the end dimension and saw the Ender Dragon already dead, AND you've got replay mod running, you might have just witnessed another Moon landing, maybe it's even like watching a Pluto landing in real not in TV.

4:10 I thought this video sounded familiar, I like RetroGamingNow, he makes everything sound all cryptic, I mean the title, “Minecraft doesn’t need you.” is pretty sweet

And yet it's still more probable than me actually beating the game by myself.

This is basically "infinite monkeys on infinite typewriters can write Shakespeare" but for beating Minecraft (I knew this was probably gonna be brought up in the video at some point)

Best Video I've seen in a while and the fact that ITS POSSIBLE that mobs can beat minecraft completely on their own is fascinating.

"No snow golems were harmed in the making of this video"

One starts with an original concept. Another revive it. And a third, huh... Why are you doing this? xd

Wouldn't the goat eventually kill the player by repeatedly ramming it? It deals 1-3 health points depending on the difficulty and the player wouldn't be able to gather food or eat to regen health

I kind of want to make a co-op minecraft mod where each player plays as a goat, enderman, creeper, snow golem or skeleton respectively and then they all have to try and beat the ender dragon together

Coolest video yet I love them so much!!!🎉 Wifies definitely does not make these videos easily. Thanks!

You missed a few things which would make the odds of Minecraft beating itself way rarer. Endermen cannot pick up snow and therefore snow golems would need to be generated by an enderman placing a carved pumpkin on top of 2 snow blocks. The idea that the endermen can build up to the obsidian towers isn't feasible as the dragon would constantly destroy the blocks placed by the endermen.

11:05 lmaoooo that sigma joke

Greatest ending I’ve ever seen! Love it keep up the good work!😃

Player 1: ok I’m back from being afk for 500,000 years let’s star- WHAT Player 2: WHY AM I IN THE END

6:28 You already did this. Why did you do it again? You've never told us in a video that the house was already complete. Where can I fend the previous completed version?

Retro gaming now did this good vid tho

In hyper-astronomically unlikely scenarios, yes. In practical scenarios, no.

because the timer starts at the first input i can now speedrun minecraft in 0 seconds. New WR

Doesn't this require a 12 eye seed where the player spawns close enough to a mountain to load a goat? Are we sure such seeds exist?

6:16 what if someone subscribe and unsub repeatedly

Player: *doesn't free the end* Endermen with other mobs: Fine, I'll do it myself

Since Wifies goes to harvard, I decided to write him an essay as well, lucky for me IM NEVER GOING TO HARVARD SO I GET ALL THE TIME I WANT lmao XD - *Once upon a time, in the pixelated world of Minecraft, an unprecedented calamity struck, sending shockwaves through the land. The environment itself seemed to rebel against its digital existence, and the mobs that once roamed freely found themselves in a desperate struggle for survival. Unpredictable storms raged, biomes shifted and twisted, and the very fabric of the world seemed to warp and distort. Amidst this chaos, an urgent meeting was called in the darkest depths of a forgotten mineshaft. The mobs gathered once again, their trepidation palpable in the air. Ghast, the fiery leader, spoke with a gravity that matched the situation at hand. "My fellow mobs, the upheaval we are witnessing is no ordinary phenomenon. It is the work of a powerful force, a malevolent energy that emanates from a portal to the End." Endermen shuddered at the mention of the End, their tall, shadowy forms swaying uneasily. "The Ender Dragon," whispered one, the words resonating with a mixture of fear and understanding. Ghast nodded. "Indeed, the Ender Dragon, a being of immense power and darkness. It has grown restless and has begun to channel its energy into our world, wreaking havoc upon our lands."Skeletor, the Skeleton King, stepped forward, his bony visage reflecting a steely resolve. "If the Ender Dragon is the source of this turmoil, then we must confront it. But how do we even find the portal to the End?" Ghast's flames flickered with a mixture of determination and hope. "Legends speak of a hidden stronghold deep within these lands, a place where the portal lies dormant. We must seek out this stronghold, uncover the portal, and put an end to the Ender Dragon's reign of chaos." The mobs exchanged determined glances, their differences set aside in the face of this monumental task. Together, they embarked on a perilous journey, navigating treacherous terrain and facing formidable challenges. They encountered towering mountains and unforgiving deserts, crossed raging rivers and dense forests, all the while drawing strength from each other's presence. After what felt like an eternity, they stumbled upon an ancient ruin, half-buried beneath layers of time. It was the entrance to the long-forgotten stronghold, the lair of the Ender Dragon. The mobs descended into its depths, the air heavy with anticipation and fear. As they traversed the winding tunnels and solved intricate puzzles, they finally reached a chamber bathed in an eerie light. Before them stood the portal to the End, a swirling vortex of energy that seemed to pulse with a life of its own. The Ender Dragon's malevolent presence was almost tangible. With a collective breath, the mobs stepped through the portal, finding themselves in the barren landscape of the End. The Ender Dragon, a colossal creature of darkness and shadows, loomed before them, its gaze fixated on the intruders. But the mobs were not alone. United by a common purpose, they engaged the Ender Dragon in an epic battle that shook the very foundations of the End. The clash of swords, the explosions of Creepers, and the precision of Skeletor's arrows filled the air. Endermen used their teleportation abilities to evade the dragon's attacks, while Spiders utilized their silk to create intricate traps. With unyielding determination, the mobs fought bravely, exploiting their unique strengths and working together seamlessly. Slowly, but surely, they weakened the Ender Dragon, chipping away at its formidable defenses. And then, in a triumphant display of unity, they delivered the final blow that shattered the dragon's grip on their world. As the Ender Dragon's dark energy dissipated, the tumultuous climate of Minecraft began to stabilize. The mobs emerged from the End victorious, their hearts filled with pride and camaraderie. They had not only saved their world from the brink of destruction but had also forged an unbreakable bond that transcended their differences. And so, the tale of the mobs who ventured into the heart of darkness, faced the Ender Dragon, and emerged as heroes was etched into the annals of Minecraft history. Their courage, unity, and unwavering resolve served as a testament to the extraordinary power of cooperation, and their legend became a beacon of hope for both mobs and players alike, a reminder that even in the face of the most formidable challenges, together, they could overcome anything* . There lol, I think im worthy of harvard status, remember to use this for your WIFIES ESSAYS DUE TOMMOROW, CHOP CHOP lmao XD 💀💀💀

I love how he comes up with crazy ideas and making our days better

Of course it's possible Wifies, RetroGamingNow proved it.

Imagine leaving your computer on overnight with a new Minecraft world loaded and you wake up to see you beat the game

All respekt to you my guy! Like saying who inspired the vid too! Never mind that outro was more of a W!