This is by far the wildest and furthest I have went in a Haesteinn Adventure! I had an absolute blast making this, hoping you have as much fun watching it! :D We also hit the like goal of 5000 likes in the MOUNTAIN KING VIDEO.... which means... Haesteinn will be going.. to *SERBIA* Download Outplayed to capture the best moments of your game for ✅FREE! : www.influencerlink.org/SHEfi
YOU'RE GOING TO SERBIA In all seriousness though, I've actually unironically done that before, landed Haesteinn in Croatia and hybridized Norse and Greek Cultures, (I called it Varangian) bullied the Byzantines and took over all of the Balkans while also Hybridizing with Serbian later on to create the Empire of Varangoslavia and the Varangoslavian Culture. Probably my favorite playthrough so far in my overall 1200 hours of playing
After this amazing video and conquest, now I must see how much Haestings can conquer as just a Viking before he dies. I want to see Viking Haestings Conquer the World!! Lmafo
'Leave rune stones everywhere you go" Yeah we know your not doing that for the prestige, but to confusing the hell out of the historians PRAISE RAGNARR, JARL OF JARLS
That was amazing!! Everything I'd hoped for!! Not only managed to paint half the map but even managed to reform the Asatru faith as well!! Hail to Fylkir Ragnarr, conquerer of the universe!! Can't wait to see what's next, Koi!!
I mean, we're not ALL descended from Genghis Khan - a lot of us are just related to him. Keep in mind, his male relatives besides his sons had the same Y chromosome, so some of the people with that chromosome are actually descended from his relatives, and not the man himself (though obviously many are, as he had a LOT of kids, who also had a lot of kids, and everything snowballed from there...)
If you go by my saved games you will get many Haestinn's. Some of my saved files 1. Haestinn Slav King - here i just made Jomsvikings and just made Pomerania. Got bored. 2. Haestinn Mafia boss. Here I made the Kingdom of Sicily. Then eventually won a Crusade and made Jerusalem. Then I won another Crusade and went to Croatia. I finished the game with this. 3. Haestinn sword of Islam - Haestinn became the Muwalladi Caliph at Cordoba. Lost a Jihad and rage quit. 4. Haestinn Norman King... Exactly what the name tells you. Rage quit as Eudes killed Ragnar and all I had left were daughters. 5. Haestinn protector of Christianity - this was my attempt at going to Africa and making it Christian so that subsequent Crusades become easier. Plan flopped as Crusades were still hard 6 Haestinn goes to India. I became the King of the Tamils here. Quit after I tried to be the Deccan Emperor got ousted a generation and went back to being a king 7. Haestinn Mamma Mia - I made the Kingdom of Italy centred around Florence. This is my latest
when i first clicked this video i thought to myself: "this is so stupid, there is just no way this is going to work" and then koifish just proceeds to conquer half the globe lol
i think it would be crazy fun, to make a save file where someone played as the mongols, conquered the entire steppe, asia and europe, and then have them lose the title in such a way that the mongol empire is destroyed.The person doing this has to hold the mongol empire long enough for everything they conquered to become dejure part of the mongol empire through dejure drifts. then let Koifish play the savefile and make him try to reclaim the mongol empire. that would be not only crazy, but it would be also stupidly fun to see Koifish try to do the impossible.
Ok Koifish, I got me a fuckin' CRAZY one. Hear me out. Norse Culture Melding with.....Either Ashkenazi or Sephardic (I vote the latter simply cause I rarely see the culture do anything, but it's up to you.) and Forming Israel. While your at it, making a Reformed Norse or Jewish faith that is a combination of the 2. Jewish Vikingrs Koifish.
I need your help wise emperor Koifish: How do I prevent being murdered when playing Haestinn? After my first Varangian Adventure I get murdered every time.
Padawan greetings I have the answer. Haestinn has two rivals - Charles and Eudes. Charles starts the game with a murder scheme against you. And Eudes will too once he becomes an adult. So first invite knights. Anyone over 13 prowess will do good as your bodyguard. One is enough but put two to be safe from the court position tab. Next get a good spy master (17+ intrigue and put her always on disrupt schemes) also make her your lover so that she never schemes against you
@@thyha of the two Charles is more dangerous as he is a King and more determined. In my games Eudes almost always loses his lands. One more tip.. Your wife Vigdis and Ivar's wife are anomalies they can give birth right into their forties. Don't divorce them. Also as Haestinn have lots of kids. Enough to make a football team at the least. With your insane stats a kingdom is guaranteed Then put electives in your primary duchy so that it never splits up irrespective of the mo of children you have. Now you got free knights. Then Ragnar is a solid stat machine as well and can reliably get a 3 star education almost always. Diplomacy and Martial is best for Asatru. Don't go the stewardship /learning route until your third ruler at the least. Diplo is the best for Norse as befriend gets you friends who can brought to your court. And as Norse Asatru has more prowess you're getting the best knights practically free
There's only one thing that bothers me, and that's the fact that a M&B and CKIII youtuber can talk to women. Your kind doesn't have that capability! Upd: Also the claim to shower seems unrealistic, tbh
Senario: Most of history happens as it did in our timeline exept: Hitler was from mongolia, Russia became democratic, and China was the first communist dictatorship. So Mongolia ended up divided between north and south Mongolia, and the russian president Jaroslav F. Kedensky said those words but in russian.
This was one of the most entertaining CK3 playthroughs I've ever watched. I hope Haestein's grandson goes on to conquer the rest of Europe and makes them bow to Odin.
The Vikings and Mongols are more alike than they might seem at first glance. 1. Both were primarily remembered as raiders. 2. Speed was a key part of their success (Longships for Vikings and horses for Mongols). 3. Both came out of nowhere and destroyed powerful established kingdoms. 4. Both eventually assimilated with the people they once conquered (Either over time or after being defeated by those same people), adopting their religion and often their culture as well.
I have another challenge for haestein and Sons: Take over the byzantines and form The Roman Empire. Just remember to be Asatru (reformed or unreformed) at the End. And yes it’s possible
Imagine the peasants watching in joy as the viking invaders finnaly leave to find a fantasy land called mongolia, only to watch them come back 50 years later, this time with horse archers
If you had hybridized with the Buryat culture, you can get Mystical Ancestors. It's fun when you get Dynasty Renown for every county you hand out, when you're conquering most of Asia.
Ah yes the best trilogy. "Haesteinn: The Unexpected Journey" "Haesteinn: The Desolation of the Steppe" "Haesteinn: The Battle of the 40000 Mongol Troops"
