''Two third of the people on the island are dead.'' OnionButter: ''The fact that people are hiding, calling for help on their phone and staying put or panicking instead of just doing their daily routine is *clearly* a bug''.
"Mr. 47, would you care to explain to the court how these 185 people drowned?" "They tripped into the water." "152 of them were found with bullets in their knees. Those bullets match your gun. Yet you still insist that they tripped?" "Getting shot in the knee tends to make people fall down." "Oh damn, that's a good point. Case dismissed."
@@NA-AN Its a death note reference from an anime where the main character has a book and can kill anyone by writing their full name and how they can die in it
I know how Hitman works, and I thought the title meant using a glitch to kill everyone or something. I should play hitman again, it's been a while since I played
*Objection!* The people you gassed with lethal poison pills downstairs are classified as Poison kills, _NOT_ accident kills. Whilst both don't mark red guns for a SA run if the bodies were found, they're two differently classified kills and thus cannot be ruled one or the other unless the game explicitly said so. For this mistake, the court demands a KE accident kill rerun on this same exact map. Unless, you're willing to take a plea bargain and do one on a different map?
If you are looking for a Stewart to a kill everyone challenge, try Berlin it’s a good start because once you wipe out the bikeys it’s pretty easy Easy before then too That’s on professional All I would recommend is bringing a concealable shotgun and not picking up all the shotguns because there is an ammo limit Oh also make sure you only knock out the ten targets so they don’t escape and then drop a crane on them or something
@@ẞooßys Yeah, Berlin is really fun especially when there's a hidden dialogue after you managed to kill everyone But what I think Haven makes it more preferable to me is because the map is not too big and really easy to navigate with not many places for NPC to hide, if Haven didn't have that missave vision cone then it'd be top 3 map for me While most NPC runs to the front entrance in Berlin, some straggler sometime chill somewhere else in the club making it much more annoying to find the last few people
@@mr.balder3235 yeah ik what was even funnier is that I killed seven of them at the same time (had to kill three earlier otherwise would’ve died) and then I got it “Excellent. Excellent fucking job 47) Kinda wish that was one of the chonqing targets (the handler on Berlin)
Veteran of this challenge here. It works a lot smoother if you do this on a map where you can delete the bodies, like in a vat of acid. You can get to 8 hours and the ai scripts aren’t completely broken, just unpredictable
In the huts you can unlock the hatch in the floor and turn on the tap. Someone will come in turn off the water and then step backwards and fall through the hatch. You then just reset the trap.
After you killed so many people, it only makes sense that people would panic, refuse to eat food that is likely poisoned, call for help, or group up to prevent anybody from sneakily killing one of them.
Detective: Hmmmm, an awful lot of people have been drowning here, and they all seem to have a bullet hole in their leg... Do you know anything about this 47? Agent 47: I was just minding my own business and people just kept running past and tripping over my bullets and drowning. It was such a tragic accident.
After this, the entire resort will have spooky tales talked about all over. Btw, you've been doing challenges but do you consider about the opposite? Show off (fastest/most stylish run) your professionalism as a human assassin! (Though as human, no damage ofc~ & 1/no item maybe...)
kill all accident only kills is already hard but when you put those restrictions on now it becomes a more harder still a good dedication on Hitman keep it up
"Babe wake up new OnionButter video dropped!" "Oh man, I knew i shouldn't have left that propane tank there for fear of a totally accudental explosion "
Man, the ratings for this resort are gonna TANK once they find out how many people accidentally drowned there on the same day. They should really hire some more life guards to watch the beaches. :(
"I'm sorry, I didn't know the gun was loaded. And was off safe, And was set to full auto, And had 250 bullets in it. After I fired the 249th one I tought that is it but then the 250th one, that really did kill everyone. Such a tragic accident my honor"
We definitely need more games like this. The rules are ridiculous, but hilarious. In what other reality would it make sense that a person being kneecapped in water merely drowned.
Bro I accidentally found u a couple weeks ago n I been checking your page almost everyday for a new hit man video most definitely my favorite on RU-vid, I cannot watch any other creators imo they all boring u make the videos soooo fun keep doin ya thing bro💯‼️‼️
This is in blood money would be top tier because one of the funniest mechanics; you can walk out with a silent assassin even with killing non-targets as long as they were all accident kills
Doubled sightlines? No wonder my first ever boss takedown in freelancer (which was alerted) felt actually impossible. I didn't know the map at that point AND I couldn't do anything without being seen.
Problem with dragging bodies in hitman, as long as you hold the body, even for a moment, the body is considered non-accidental, so dragging someone to water would be immediately overruled to non-accidental due to the fact that you're holding the body.
This whole video gives me PTSD from my first time playing Splinter Cell. I can't remember what mission it was but it was the first splinter cell and I wasn't supposed to kill anyone on this mission. I had never really played a proper stealth game but I interrogated a guy and then hid his body in the river because this is a video game and the weeds and water would prevent line of sight. I moved on, the game auto saved and I kept losing the mission cause someone died and I couldn't figure out why... until I remembered the man in the river. By the time it had auto saved there was no time to go back and get him... I was screwed and I stopped playing the game after that.
Funny, just a few days before this video was posted I watched one of those stupidly hard challenge videos and came up with one where you can only use electrocution accidents. Note it must be an accident, not using a taser bomb that was brought to the scene. Preferably also no doing anything that would tip a remotely competent investigator that someone suspicious was around like leaving bullet holes in things, knocking people out or destroying the security system.