Reddit mod realizes swinging a katana is very physically demanding, resorts instead to spamming magic from a safe distance and hiring monkeys and rotting corpses off fiverr
@user-nx1wv2ws6r hmmm... I think it's a bit farfetched for them to have any shred of intelligence. Maybe vigor becuase of all that protective blubber?
you should have kept the parts of Melina disappearing to really hammer home that she's just a figment of his imagination and no real woman would approach him
Ephesians 6:10-18 says, Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless. 😊
Ephesians 6:10-18 says, Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless. 😊
The Deer got killed by a overweigh Neckbeard that cant even handle his Katana let alone should be able to catch up to him. 10/10 well deserved point down
@@bobbybkh1471 Pointing downward is something you do after PVP if you want to disrespect your opponent. That is the joke, basically, just him doing that to a pretty much harmless overworld enemy lol
Ephesians 6:10-18 says, Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless. ❤❤
Unrealistic. The Reddit mod had to go outside to accomplish any of this. He also had to talk to women, which as we all know causes Reddit mods to shut down and go catatonic.
honestly I'm shocked you even got past maliketh, truly having the high intellect of a reddit mod carried this run. I'm gonna have to try out night sorceries if i ever get the itch to play elden ring again.
Plausible reasons to invalidate the run: First and foremost, Reddit mods don't touch grass(so you failed at the start pretty much). Secondly, you shouldn't be allowed to roll or jump, you know, because his knees or back would shatter under that sort of pressure. Thirdly, Reddit mods are cursed to be forever maidenless. Fourthly, stealth is out of the question, the sheer stench of the Reddit mod should alert all enemies within a 100 foot radius of his presence, even further away if the enemies are in the same direction that the wind is blowing at. Last but not least, Reddit mods have no friends with the exception of other Reddit mods, so no summons allowed. If anyone else comes up with more reasons to invalidate the run, let me know.
Rick, Soldier of god looks at him in sheer disappointment that the ones above let just about anyone try in sheer desperation to regain any form of order. He has seen countless others better than this "Thing" he calls perform much better in battle. Though admittedly, he commends it for at least for its persistence anything else is bad if not worse than any he encounters before. He looks within the thing's aura and was surprised that it bears no form of faith but somehow it is still blessed by Grace. He wonders again if this is the Order at its lowest to once have great expectations for those worthy to become Lord. Now even with the lowest expectations this "Thing" somehow managed to dig under the ground and still managed to set the barrel lower. As he fought and won against the "Thing" countless times he grew tired of having to deal with it and left. As he leaves he grabbed a random Soldier of Godrick and sets him at his place. Even that didn't work as the Soldier of Godrick still killed it effortlessly. Now annoyed for the first time in his life he greatly weakened the Soldier of Godrick to the point where a single breeze would defeat it and it barely worked as the "Thing" nearly died beating the now nerfed soldier. As the "Thing" finally leaves Rick thought to himself, "Why....just why did they even allowed that to roam the lands." Just then he disappears not wanting to deal with that "Thing" anymore.
> 10/10 cutie. > Masters her craft to support you. > Worries about your safety when dealing with the Dung Eater. > Gives you her cloak so you'll remember her. Glad to see someone else recognizes Rodricka's superiority
@@AlexSchmid-TheAceofSpades Ranni used to be a red head apparently, so yeah, Roderika is better, because she's was never a red head. Also the jellyfish is pretty nice, it poisons and tanks a lot)
@@QuaestorLgood point, Ranni is a confirmed soulstealer and thus cannot be best waifu. In fact, she should probably be killed before she sends us hollow...
@@theapexsurvivor9538 she does give us the fromsoft sword, but she's from the Radagon bloodline, therefore she's a ginger. But so is Radahn, and he's a cool guy, mastered Gravity Magic to keep his horse, are we sure he's a soulstealer too?
Should have modded Torrent into one of those mobility scooters that are supposed to be for the elderly but you see plenty of **ahem** Americans of Girth, riding in Wal-Mart.
For the Discord mod video, you should have it so that your stamina is always draining while touching grass, and if your stamina reaches 0, it starts draining your mana, then health.
@@TheArbiter1721except that’s not even true, in the windmill village there’s evidence of a mass genocide that resulted in the deaths of dozens of skinless people, there is only one god: the elden beast that lives vicariously through Marika/radagon
25:00 idk if it was serious or in the discord mod character, but when you kill maliket the rune of death its free that means that now all the people in land between can die, before they weren't able to because marika somewhat "banned" the death, but with the sacrifice that maliket did trasforming his rune to his blade when you kill him the erdtree can now start actually dying for the melina sacrfice so you can enter on his inside
You gain a 100% boost to attack damage when in, near, or looking at a fort at night, however as part of the challenge you have to go into a blind rage and immediately charge at any potential targets the moment they enter your field of view.
17:33 He ain't weeb or reddit mod, just a man with the same mental issues that Anatoly Moskvin has (had?). Mr. Moskvin is (was?) a pretty promising scientist, but has/d a scary hobby of digging out female bodies and turning them into dolls - this is just how much he wanted to have a family
Yeah don't ruin that thing, that whole weapon class is awesome, and wing stance, atleast the start of it, is atleast somewhat historically accurate, and if you pause and delay combos, the sword actually goes into guards that were used historically...it doesn't actually block or counter, but it'd be cool if you could go from a guard stance into a counter attack.
Btw with the rune of death, the elden ring is essentially the laws of nature. Needing to breathe is part of the elden ring. Gravity is part of the elden ring (technically). Destined death is the very concept of death. When you’re stabbed and stay dead, it’s because destined death is part of the elden ring. Nothing stays dead and that’s because way before the events of the game, or even the events that kick off what happens in the game (the shattering and subsequent civil war), Marika removed destined death from the elden ring and gave it to Maliketh. You killing Maliketh is you returning the concept of true death back to the lands between. And since every being there is subject to the effects of the elden ring, destined death also effects Marika, Radagon, and even the elden beast. If you challenged them before you felled Maliketh, they would simply get back up after the fight and keep doing what they do
Couldn’t you have waited like a day! To use the “milady” sword?!?! (I have no idea how mods work other than like making characters more attractive and not fat)
Can a gaming journalist beat Elden Ring: no lock on, no upgrading, no leveling relevant skills, has to fight every friendly npc, can't use torrent, can't fast travel, has to go to random bosses because they don't know how to follow the main story, no changing mixed physic
BRO i fkn love your commentary. Just normal stuff and out of nowhere the "sin is not real god is not real" stuff. Bruh im dying (of mountain dew overdose)
I'm not even 10 seconds in and I'm already dead 😭That being said, the Pokemon music, specifically the Hoenn region, is giving me some really, really good nostalgia vibes. Hoenn is my favorite region and contains my favorite Pokemon of all time. Rayquaza. This man's videos hit every time.
Here's an idea: What if you tried to beat Minecraft as someone with anorexia? I feel like it'd be funny to go from "extremely overweight challenge run" to "extremely underweight challenge run"
Anorexia is depressing and seeing wXmen that are literal skinwalkers after "they" found out how to finally become a real one, a skeleton wearing a humansuit is just scary sad and depressing. Its even more terrifying when you notice the hip&skull shape realizing that the skeleton inside. It sold its soul to a necromancer for its deepest desire in life, and is now running around in the flesh&a specific person it always wanted to be . Tl;dr anorexia is bad m'kay and it might also even be daemonic. Dont enable or laugh at it thats bad m;kay real bad.
Anorexia is a serious eating disorder. Ppl literally die from that shit, I don't think that'd be funny tbh and it would only contribute to stigma surrounding that.
Please do shadow of the erdtree. But also you may want to cheat in some ruins to level up your character more as the dlc is apparently really difficult.
Reddit Mod couldn't beat God on his own, but now he has the assistance of a goat-horse creature. Torrent should give him the movement speed (and ability to jump) that will allow him to deal with the previously undodgable attacks.
You should’ve made the spirit summons like a reward for achieving “karma” so like you’d get access to a new spirit summon every time you beat a remembrance or something
@@Alak-Hul_Darkblade It puts a consumabled called Baldachin's Blessing in your inventory. All you gotta do is use it, which gives you a few seconds of extra poise and removes the debuff.
being able to kill Rick the soldier in only 4 attempts is seriously impressive, very few can beat him without summons and cheese strats let alone fat rolling.
In the lore of Elden ring the rune of death was given to Maliketh by Maika. And it basically removed the concept of death from the lands in between. When you, a mob, a boss or an npc “die” you don’t actually die your soul is just returned to the Erdtree
