Canada Destroys Everyone! 

You're gay

Lol

I'm sorry for fighting in the war and killing people. - Me, a Canadian

@@suspense_comix3237 lol

Canada will try their best to avoid a war but GOD FORBID they ever have to go to war. There's a reason the u.s. failed to annex them.

Canadians are balls

I'm also canadian

@@happyrapter2459 we are balls

And then there is Canadians like Léo Major to recapture an entire city alone and save an ally brigade, and the such of Jean Cantius Garand maker of the famous and technologically advanced M1 Garand.

Team Canadian

Indeed. We went from Domimion to Country at the start of World War 1.

So great to know that when Russia takes over Alaska someday we’re still safe in Toronto if Russia tries to invade us.

@@LazyRecap32 america and Canada are brothers in a way. One is just a lot more fight crazy

@@raceagainsttime1240 and that is the USA

@@Algous1 usa was probably the most feared. I said Canada was "one of" the most feared.

Happy Canada Day!

“I can’t believe Canada was founded 3 days before America!” -14 year old pumpkin spice latte drinking white girl who just found out about Canada Day

@@Countcomfortable LOL, I went to the us and a person actually thought that

@@Countcomfortableover 100 years later…… who’s gonna tell him

Loool

lol, i like pun.

When the forgiver becomes the do'er

We never were

Sorry not sorry

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Your welcome

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I hate Canada

🇬🇧🇨🇦🇦🇺🇮🇳🇳🇿 *UNITED*

@@AntiFurryNatio India: dude i don't mind uniting but just don't try looting us again :)

awddwa

@@AntiFurryNatio yes the commonwealth was all a bunch of psychopaths (namely Australia,New Zealand, India, and Canada

It's actually our battle song, for those keeping up. Considering it tells the tale of General Wolfe coming to Canada to kick France out, it's pretty fitting.

aint nothing like our home on NATIVE lands ... no we never conquered them they have their own sovereign treaty with the crown of England ... making them the OWNERS of all of Canada ... NOT the Canadian Government ....

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Nothing can stop aussies but emus 😜

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@@drbasil nothing can stop the emus. Not even nuclear weapons

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The Taliban's first encounter with Canadian troops: "Why are those bushes shooting at us?" Reason: our government was so beyond pathetic that during our first deployment, we did not have proper desert fatigues for our troops, so they landed into a desert warzone wearing their iconic forest greens... ...also, we initially sent in tanks with no AC units Most hilarious & insanely Canadian moment of our Afgan deployment: The Toronto Star, one of the country's largest & (supposedly) "most respected news papers" (insert copious laughter here), printed a front page story of high ranking Taliban commanders being captured by "American special forces" The problem? The troops were wearing their forest greens, and were in fact our own Canadian JTF2 operatives, because only in Canada are we so cheap as to send our military into a desert warzone without proper camo. (...and also, the Toronto Star have always been far leftist garbage, so this mistake was surprising to no one with a functioning brain!)

@@drunkenastarte5243 Well the reason Canadian Forces were wearing green camo in the early years of the War on Terror was because for the last of the entire century, the Canadian Armed Forces were preparing for the Cold War, likely to be fought in Europe. This setting required Canadian forces to utilize the colour green, and Canadian troops fighting in desert environments was not expected. While its unfortunate Canadian service personnel had to wear green in the dessert in the early stages of the Invasion of Afghanistan, Canada did eventually adopt a desert camo pattern in 2002 for our troops. Also, you mentioned Canada sending in tanks with no AC units. Canada sent tanks to Afghanistan in 2006, and yes, they were unfortutnally without AC systems, as again, Canada was not expecting to send troops to desert environments, and our gear was more centered around defending Canada and Europe. Canadian Forces got around this hurdle however by primarily conducting operations at night or in the early morning, and avoiding the hottest times of the day (10am-6pm) if possible. Canadian tank crews also hydrated frequently and were equipped with cooling suits which did aid in their battle against the heat. Fortunatly in 2007, Canadian forces began utilizing tanks with better cooling systems. Now about your point about the Toronto Star, I don't know why you feel a mistake by a civilian news organization is a representation of Canada's ability to conduct war. I don't see any link between the capability of Canadian troops abroad and a local news paper back home. Overall, I'm sorry Canada was not perfect for you when we entered Afghanistan, however we quickly overcame our challenges and gave valued assistance to our allies.

@@Apache410 That actually sums up Canada's entry into every war we've ever fought... we go in when we're needed, whether we're ready or not, and adapt on the fly. When we're done, we return to our homes and pound our swords back into plowshares... until the next time. The Americans used to do the same thing, up until WW2, it's actually a cultural thing we both share, despite the change in politics at the top.

@@Apache410 Don't get me wrong, I have nothing but respect for our armed forces up here - the gak they put up with from the idiots in Ottawa who give them bare scraps, half-century old equipment and the oft told jokes of "here's 30 bullets, don't waste any" is so embarrassing. (buuuuut, at least we got to finally retire the Sea Kings - though I recall reading something about them going potentially to the Coast Guard? >.< ) Our Forces members achieving what they do with what they have is nothing short of heroic & inspiring! Imagine what our military could achieve if they were given the proper tools & equipment to begin with, instead of so often having to make do with older equipment and/or other countries hand-me-downs. (*glares at British subs tragedy) I've had the honour of meeting & chatting up some of our Afgan vets. It's so insane the things they all had to put up with... (and not just the horror stories of the camel spiders!) The forest greens for example, considering we *do* technically have the Alberta Badlands, and that modern conflicts have long moved from the likely hood of Europe to the Middle East, it's been quite delinquent of our governments (of ALL political stripes) to wait until *after* committing to an active combat mission to realise, "oh shit, maybe our troops shouldn't look like a bunch of Ents from LotR?" At the very least, by the close of the 1st Gulf War, we should have been procuring some stocks of desert gear across the mid - late 90's as the 'scary Russia threat' was waning while the writing was on the wall for the Middle East & parts of Africa going down the poop-chute. Or how we send them into active warzones, ordering them to fly hazardous combat missions in CF-18's that are now what, 10-15+ years or so past their 'best before' date? Let alone so many of our helicopters that spend more time in maintenance than they do in actual service? The whole incident with the Toronto Star thing, more or less it was just a PR nightmare... a) that one of our supposedly most prestigious papers couldn't even identify our own troops, and, b) it was such a huge joke that "who else but Canada" would wear green to the sand theater ;-) Nothing to do with our troops at all, just that it was called out here at home for being such a slap in the face to the them at the time.

@drunkenastarte5243 I don't have any love for the Toronto Star, but they're centre-left at most. The way news organizations work in Canada makes a far left news organization even less likely to succeed than far right ones, even if you take the commonly accepted (but highly contestable) opinion that left-leaning media dominates Canadian press organizations. I'd say myself that the most successful news media in Canada is pretty consistently moderate, and where television and radio tend to have more centre-left representation, print media (newspapers and magazines are so digitized now that print media is a bit of a misnomer, but got no better term) comprise of more right-leaning organizations, especially with the size of Postmedia Network, which is 66% owned by a hedge fund closely tied to the US Republican party. Don't disagree with anything you're saying about military funding, though. The Navy especially is in an absolute mess for a country surrounded by three oceans.

You mean the Geneva Checklist.

@@mbg4681 Rather the geneva suggestions

@@TheMrGoodgamer I though only Canadians made that joke, but in Poland some people call them the Ottawa Suggestions.

@@b.w.6535 but I am canadian my guy xD

@@mbg4681 "Damnit Canada, stop calling it that!"

Sadly even despite more information coming out, some still refuse to acknowledge the over seas, stating how we all were still under British power, the same arguments tend to happen with the War of 1812, Americans saying the war of 1812 was between America and Britain, not America and Canada, even though Britain was currently in a war with France during 1812.

@@somebodykares1 Well the men who burned down the white house were directly from Britain and the hero of the war for Canadians, Isaac Brock was also directly from Britain and was posted there.

@@somebodykares1 yes the founding stock Americans who fought against the crown were British themselves. Canada is basically loyalist America with a significant French population. Scottish people are British btw, Scotland is in Britain.

@@somebodykares1 you don't seem to know talking as if British and Scottish are separate. You should've said English not British then. Anyways almost half of Nova Scotia identifies as English, Scottish ancestry is only 2-3% above English there.

@@somebodykares1 yes and the inhabitants of the UK are the English, Scottish, Welsh and Ulster-Scots. Meaning they're all British. Before the union there was no British identity.

Same

Thank you

Aww, thank you so much for your kind words 🤗💖🇨🇦

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Thank you, brother

Tyty

It's a copy of "india destroy everyone "😶

me too

@@mrodd6205 it’s literally historically accurate💀

@@mrodd6205 dawg it isnt their fault for it being historically accurate

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We always have

@@primestopper132 with the maple syrup

We have always been strong, we just try to be peaceful most often

But not Portugal

And France

And me

And then there is Canadians like Léo Major to recapture an entire city alone and save an ally brigade, and the such of Jean Cantius Garand maker of the famous and technologically advanced M1 Garand.

@@ommsterlitz1805 yes, though he was sent with his best friend who would be spotted and shot by a german soldier in that scouting mission

And USA created guns. 🤑

Lol 😂

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YEAH THATS RIGHT

4 replies and 18 likes? Lemme fix that

our home and native laaaaaaand

The part that takes part in 1951 is also from Léo Major.

@@williamcote4208 ah yes, hill 355, where his commanding officer could hear the artillery shells landing over the radio edit: he also earned a DCM for it

Same, but too bad they don't let foreigners buy houses anymore

I happen to live in Canada It's a nice place to be

@@ilikebikeriding you're able to buy houses if you get citizenship, they stopped foreigners buying houses because the house prices were insanely high because of foreign investing

Same

If you do we may let you be when we take over the world that is if or when we finally get a good prime minister that would be able to rule the world probably not going to happen for a while though so move to Canada while you still can(:

Lets be honest you wont stop watching this masterpiece 👍

Well said citizen of the UK 👍

@@djangel3108 I’m not FROM the UK, just have some family ties to them

But people just say I’m 100% british anyways so here we are

He built like a Ball

​@@Savannah-fy3ue lmao got me deing

It was he who stole the German tank during operation anger and led the army to kapjong

Underrated comment

TLDR Leo Major = super soldier PS French Canadians are built different

Well, technically, he was in the video, he was the guy who called the artillery, he just didn’t wear his eyepatch for the Korean War.

Your natives can test for that

@@bloodhunter07not right now, let him, he’s enjoying his moment

Do not mess with the nicest person in the room. AKA Canada

@@bloodhunter07 Natives did OK in the end eh. Propaganda Far-Left victim culture and self hared is never the way to go.

Thanks for helping us Yanks out in Korea! You guys along with the Brits and the rest of that coalition went out of your way to aid us in stopping blatant Communist aggression and helping South Korea stay alive.

@@nexusgd_1133 Stop scamming people, we see you everywhere and apparently that list isn't that short.

Thank you but I think someone else should get it

@@Peaceking500 that's a bot

Not just rations but also pretending to do a Christmas truce.

Indeed! We go into Bat Poop Crazy Beast Mode 😠😡🤬👿🇨🇦

Cough cough *Afghan war* cough cough

@@yeehawmcfly1794 exactly

What about Brazil?

Ok, fine you guys are right. My statement isn’t entirely true. But you gotta admit Canada’s military history is still really impressive. From being the only country to successfully invade the American heartland and burn down the white house! To the weight they pulled during both world wars, to the countless other wars Canada has helped the states and UK in

@@yeehawmcfly1794 aww fuck I can't believe their record is broken

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canada is secretly a psychopath lol

If Indian Troops and Canadian troops met each other on the battlefield, then the enemy is dead

@@manikantjhariya1322Oh boy the enemy would suffer HELL

@@vixadianz4612 True, or more

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@@cybercat29 😊

The Chinese actually had FAR worse casualties than the UN force, plus their 1951 invasion attempt into South Korea (after North Korea already tried in 1950) ended up being a bloodbath failure. The US, British Commonwealth and other UN forces even inflicted a blow on them that year called Operation Killer, which was meant to totally wipe out a section of the Chinese and North Korean armies so that the battlefield could be made more even for a counteroffensive. War truly is hell on earth. Thank Heaven we saved South Korea from the Kim family and their insanity.

Canada: *starts doing Geneva checklist*

Your not in danger.. Your Dead.

Your next Mexico 😁

@@YourlocalIdk AA-

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Yes & he deserves all the praise he gets! Question though are you annoyed he was called Canadian here instead of Quebecois? Quebec is distinct & has a great history & culture, but is still apart of Canada. Hell the original Canadian name came from Quebec

@@Ghostvertigo He's mainly Québécois, and I am annoyed yes because the Brits will consider him like one of theirs, but he's ethnically French.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't Canada the ONLY nation that wanted to stop genocide entirely?

I don’t understand the Rwanda one.

@@khuongvong3954 UN Ground Forces in the area, lead by a Canadian Major-General were prohibited by the UN from engaging those who were committing atrocities, that and they were grossly outnumbered.

@@BetaX425 No, I was asking what did Rwanda did that the Canadians wanted to retaliate for.

He would win if he played among us as an imposter