Captain D's Definitive Guide to TRICK SHOTS 

he's much better with the cameras off

And he has gloves on

Phhh. Nah he A robot

Honestly… TRUE

I didn't see this comment yet, dang it.

Sounds like a reddit post lol

Nope I made it up

r/truestory

Be glad it was Captain Disillusion and not some psychopath. He’s the friendliest alien, man-thing I’ve ever known, and hey, you could sell the house as the place that CD visited.

90% chrome

My computers a toaster!

Basket ball shaped cake sounds delishus

totallyy

No, it’s a basketball.

Hmm yes the floor here is made of floor.

I know right? Like he needs to carry a whole oxygen bag thingy so he could breathe in space, man those are heavy! Their technology up there must be so advanced because they can fly now.

@Charls You got wooooshed, BOIIIIII! Also, it's you're* not your

@Charls Woooosh means a STUPID "eLdERly" can't understand a friggin' sarcastic joke And I know you're not a single year older than me, "ELdErLY".Your grammar sounds like it was made by a preschool kid.

@@guynameddibin he doesn't understand sarcasm either...

@@absqrb Exactly, also are you a BadBoyHalo fan?

+Action Movie Kid Thank you! Just aspiring to your standard in my small way :)

most wholesome youtuber interaction in years

Yeah, I was going to say also, this was very top-notch and fun to watch from start to end. Definitely dialed up to eleven. I also enjoyed the small jab at your new friend who posted a debunk parody recently.

Speaking of locations...I know that's somewhere in Florida. Miami?

joho0 i can confirm it is. Ive seen that basketball court before.

@Charls i'm sure they know that; they were just making a joke.

@@Rammy_Latin i think the Charls guy is a troll.

Charls don’t you say Captain Obvious.

yeah, as someone who lives in florida its true :/

@Charls Joke /jōk/ noun a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline. "she was in a mood to tell jokes"

Yes, yes we can. Will We? Probably not

Lol

Genius

Smart joke!

plot twist: he never washes it off

Funnily enough I got recommended the Cicret bracelet video for a few days and I thought it was weird before I caved in and clicked. The algorithm really came through for me that time but only because the topic was popular.

@@xmlthegreat I found him from Ian hubert's video

@@sigmathanos5030 which one?

I only found D through Mark Rober, who I found through his solar system model video. I, too, do not like Captain's underratedness.

@@xmlthegreat The latest one he isn't in the video but Ian mentions him

TheBlue Gamer facts

ITS FAX!!!

@@ivanmurray8541 didnt the joker kill you murray?

Faks

HAVE U 1K LIKES

same mad, made my day haha

@Shambles1980TRealOne thats true for most shots

You could say Dude Perfect's videos is Perfect, Dude.

HAHAH ha haaa ha... ahh funny.

Shambles1980TRealOne all you need is that one

👍

I never really doubted their videos cause they are always usually in one take and in the same camera pan but lately they've stopped doing that. Especially one of the recent videos where they do a really long bowling shot in their parking lot and they cut three times while the ball is rolling to do different camera angles. It's like why on Earth would you do that and invite doubters like that especially on the craziest shot in the video?

Jaqen H'Ghar I think as this point they assume the majority of people watching them have accepted their legitimacy. That shot was also done by a guest who is (or was) the world champion at that sport. I have no problem believing that he made that shot. I would attribute the cuts to them sacrificing proof for watchability, since a 20 second uncut clip of the same view can get boring. You do have a point there that they shouldn’t even give haters a change to deny it if they can help it though.

@@crugleberryandfriends4740 I would believe most people believe it, but for example I would bet they didn't get the shot from the top of the Superdome in one try.

@@Jaqen-HGhar They want to make an entertaining video and if they really wanted to, they could always erase all doubt by uploading each camera angle in full. They know we know it's real so why not have fun with it.

LMAO

BEASTFRAG435 Pro more o’s buddy

Charls something called sarcasm kid 🤣🤣🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Charls nice kid. look up sarcasm dip tard

Its 3 years ago. Ahh the good old times

Love with your heart. Use your head to measure the Captain's success on RU-vid. He does.

He's gained 1535 spots since. Getting places! :)

Now 7,240th!

And now 1,113th.

Dude same

Ikr. It's from the quality don't hug I'm scared. More so than poppy even.

People don't like to be disabused of belief in fake videos.

It's cause of youtubes shitty algorithm that promotes quantity over quality

Same dude... I just found it Today.

like that even makes a difference

@@FeeeebleVT florida is full of meth , already out of gravity

@@jonathanhoftstrater8223 you either took the joke a bit too far or completely missed it

@@FeeeebleVT I'm gonna guess both

@@martes9128 fair assumption

what's up checkmark

@@keirontravis you're lame

The Capt Suqueadik show.

Agreed...

His content is too good for TV.

He already has something WAY better than a TV show -- a successful RU-vid channel

@@DVeck89 Seconded

C'mon, don't oversell him. He already lives on that space station, he just set the nav computer to establish low earth orbit before he started recording. Plus he gets some tax benefits from living outside any jurisdictions. Space is practically a tax haven, that's why Bezos and Musk want to get there.

@@xmlthegreat He still had to go to Florida, though.

uLLeticaL Wow hi there map creator

One of the last ppl I expected to see here

Hey I’m subbed to you!

Naman Kashyap hi

*Thats the joke*

Breaking News Florida man lands

Nerd Alert why not what the problem

😂

Of course he does, everything mad that happens has to happen in florida

Crazy things can only be in Florida

"Or maybe a reaction video, I hear those are highly engaging" big oof

Why do people say that about most of his videos?

I like your Zote pfp

@Horoscorpion who tf says jest anymore

Nice profile pic it’s pretty “hollow”

I imagine the outside he walks around would be somewhere in his actual neighbourhood, and then the interior is his real house. Still, the most impressive part is always the tan facepaint.

Nah, it's all CG; the people, the neighborhood, the house, everything. That's how good he is 😜

Shit

But hey, you would never be here if that didn't happen. Enjoy you're stay

hence the police

Well, I guess, that CD's 4(?) person crew manning heavy professional camera, microphone and stuff... ...was self-explaining

The trick was he was inside the whole time

Oh I figured it out. SultioboB. You’re right the whole thing was filmed on a nasa sound stage and the background was edited in afterwards along with the people to cover up the fact that he was actually in on the “moon landing” that “definitely” happened so that no one would get suspicious.

Wonder what people were thinking, seeing a copy of 2 comments neatly packed into one

If CD was making fun of DP, he should go to hell. If he is complimenting DP, he will go to heaven.

@@shines1990 lmao stfu 5 year old

@@shines1990 do u even have a brain?

I'm just asking a simple question.

@@shines1990 that's not even a question you zika effected

I remember, but the Captain didn't

It's a serious bummer that he forgot this

He wasnt debunking anything so he doesnt say that.

Dash oh

Noice pun

You really had to timestamp the last line in the video? We all watched it too nigga we heard the line. Lame asf

@@brianbadonde9251 stfu badass pussy

@@brianbadonde9251 bruh. calm it dude.

@@chrissyoons stfu

TheOnlyRoggol No, see, the space shots were real but the landing was faked.

Vault 111 *r/woooosh*

he got the joke though

I'm just wondering how he can breathe!

He works for nasa

What are you talking about? Dude is like half silver, could never make it in the NBA.

He's only good at defense, hence the D.

Dude, your username, it made me chuckle.

MF BOOM

MF Whom ? I think that was really funny

it's florida, of course the ruskis are going to show up

Technically, he did. He explained that Dude Perfect uses NO FX, which means they practice, put effort into their throws, and even have a healthy use of probability.

@@TimeTravelinc ie they have to learn by trying 1 million times

Dude perfect is as fake as WWE. And offcourse the 9/11 plane attack. Andd also All the other things going on in the states

ic c chill dude, even what you did are fakes, name one thing you think you originally did, and i can have at least one proof that someone else before you did it already. It’s not about being fake, it’s about entertainment.

@@slinq exactly, they make an art out of the wow factor without resorting to cfx shortcuts. the only "fake" part is how it is played off as a causal one-off, but that's part of the artistry and presentation. they seem pretty transparent that a ton of work goes into choreography and practice, and don't claim to be superhuman or kung-fu masters or something.

basketballs

@@teonaslund3173 That was a double entendre...Maybe. Most likely not though.

@@adakwab8666 No, it was innuendo : )

@@vixiki lol you're right... or wrong. I dont know. I wasnt never good with english in school :) (The previous comment has been corrected.)

@@adakwab8666 I was joking, your english is perfect of course : )

omg lol

😂 W

lol

What's a Russian gunship doing here?

best comment ever.

That's actually kind of awesome that you know that

what if the Russians sent that to capture him

actually, it _seems_ a bright warm sunny Florida day, but in reality he is in Alaska, it's all CGI and VFX *magic*

And his clothes are created using the 3d environment technique, as well as the spray paint. He is, in reality, completely naked (with a few marks to track the body too). It helps him and the filming crew (his girlfriend and his dad)

I would wager the vfx in iron man are slightly less janky than the captain's ;D

Captain D's plot and dialogue are much less janky than Iron Man 2

This post reminded me of Jeremy Irons.

That was all skill.

Yeah no way he made that

Waaaaaaait..... The fence is NOT real?! Lol

Holy crap you're right. I didn't even notice that.

I was thinking the same even if it's a little "conspiratorial"

Drugs are illegal yes

cause viral video is RU-vid thing to earn more money they don't care if it's fake or not. This channel deserves better

RU-vid doesn't promote anyone who uses their brain. They want dumb consumers watching videos that make you dumber.

Apratim Ghosh also dude perfect shows they're fails

It's the only channel I have notifications turned on. Can't miss an episode!

Pikapetey Animations {Hey you're that guy that made the animation for Ihe! You're super talented}

hey you're that guy I don't know except u commented on a carykh video how nice it is to see you again (read in monotone voice)

Pikachu :3

Pikapetey Animations I remember you

i dont miss it... the music makes me anxious

WeMeetInOurDreams i knew it wasn't just me

120percentNick "Love with your heart, use your mind for everything else"

he's clearly not lovin it anymore until McD sponsors him

He's kicking us out of the nest, folks. We're no longer children. Hold me, I'm scared.

Grunt Nation omg you're rigth, perhaps he just mouthed it and lipsync it back in athmosphere...

Luis Esparza that is a possibility

Well he's android, so maybe he just used the internal mic linked wirelessly to that floating ever present camera.

Is not a possibility it is THE possibility!

Not possible he's not an android, he's an alien. Fun fact the ever present camera is actually handheld by flare if you look closely you can even notice it reflexion at some angles

Or you could fake it well, and have objects move in natural ways.

It wasn't?

No

Ayden Simpson What if that’s his actual house?

This whole comment thread is a woosh

@@Paypay22 yea

Honestly!!

hello checkmark

He is a natural athlete, after all.

or maybe it was on cool down

*climb over a fence with the gate open

Dude his jetpack is out of fuel

MegalodoNYT how did he use his jet pack in the end then

Haha yeah I saw that too

CaptainDisillusion is the new Mythbusters. Period.

Equilia // Ever watched a VSauce video?

The VFX technology kind of peaked. From now it goes the way of the textile industry.

Canada gives tax incentives for VFX as well

Yep

Earth just got hit by a foreign anomaly of unknown origins from space. what you think?

I assumed that lady called the police on him and they think he's an alien. On that note, is he an alien? The top half of his face is fake (see Beakman episode) over a metal face. Is he a cyborg or a shiny silver alien species?

Don't you watch movies? Almost every alien ever lands in US. And every time some general in the government wants it to be put down because it is a potential threat to 'murica.

Is Captain Disillusion on the SCP database?

Bacon I doubt that's real, but if it is...

It's Florida bro. Life is tough in these streets.

Florida man arrested for faking a trick shot

@@CubanMissile lol

@Gabriel Ramirez lol

Wherever @CubanMissile comments, a *crisis* ensues. Especially off the coast of Florida.

If you think it's bad now, it was just under 500k when this video was released... in 2017, 10 years after the start of the channel.

@@liz7457 1.74 million now.

@@jenelaina5665 1.83 in the beginning of March 2020. 30 k new subs per month it seems. Not bad, but far from what this channel deserves.

Freakhead X his problem is that he doesn’t release enough content. A few videos a year isn’t going to attract the numbers he apparently thinks he deserves.

@@I_am_not_a_dog 1. That's exactly the point of the critique, that the algorithm prefers quantity to quality, 2. the Captain being salty about more successful creators is a running gag in this show

Mark got me here too

He had 900K subscribers 2 weeks ago and then gathered 200K more!?

JustiNicKaylene I think Mark Rober's video brought most of the here. Including me.

I also got to this from mark after i finally clicked on his flying phone scam video after it was in my recommended for 2 weeks

same here

heavily muscled thighs

Just push off really hard in a retrograde direction.

because he is captain disillusion

Omg you're right, that scene has got to be faked some how.

The satellite isn't actually in a true orbit, it probably uses some form of silent rocket to keep it there. That or it's actually suspended in space and time while the rest of the world moves around it. Probably the latter.

yes, or it was when this video was made (he is higher ranked now), and he has been on RU-vid since like 2007.

😊😊😊

he spooked

Florida is the last remaining enclave of the Soviet Union.

Xelios The Great He did that already.. Even in this very episode..

he's done it twice, actually! he kind of does it in this video, and he did it a few years back. look for "real phaser reverse debunk"

He also did that one with the Japanese robot

Did ya not watch the Beakman one

THERE WAS A BEAKMAN ONE?!

Fucking bots. Get off the internet, you're not welcome!

Awwhhh I hope the baby is doing well!

@@faiz8840 Thank you, that's awfully nice! He's about to be 4 months old and is happy and healthy! I remember the day I wrote that comment. Man, morning sickness sucks. But I still love Captain D's videos and can't wait to show my son when he's old enough to understand☺️

@@ransackgirl9483 oooh a 4 month old boy! I'm so happy for you! May he stay healthy :D I'm only 20 so I donno much about raising children but has he spoke his first words yet? I donno what age babies do that :P Yes captain D is the real shit! I hope he uploads soon 🙃

damn this is what the power of good filmmaking brings

@@faiz8840 First *real* words, intentionally spoken, are typically between 10-15 months old. At about 6 months old, most babies will "babble" and make noises, trying to imitate the humans around them. The speech centres of the brain are unbelievably flexible and "plastic" at this age, and between the ages of 1½ and 4 human children pick up a few new words *each day* and innately figure out grammar, syntax, and parts of speech, all without being explicitly taught. If you find it interesting, read about Broca's area and Wernicke's area of the brain. They are the two parts of the brain that are primarily responsible for speech. Disorders with these two parts of the brain make up the two most common types of aphasia, or difficulty in speaking. Why do I know all this? I dunno. I just read a bunch about speech disorders on a whim a few years ago.