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@Chanannagins
@Chanannagins Год назад
The cut from Holt screaming about etymology to him drinking water is one of my favorite bits of all time
@jerielk.6975
@jerielk.6975 Год назад
Oh yes. 10/10 knocks me out every single time 😂😅
@WhiteWolf496
@WhiteWolf496 Год назад
Its possibly the best cut in the show imo
@shokoru94
@shokoru94 Год назад
Press #1 on your keyboard.
@ltsfreerealestate
@ltsfreerealestate Год назад
SAME. I have rewatched that scene so many times
@jacoblape
@jacoblape Год назад
the study of the origin of words and the way in which their meanings have changed throughout history. so it fits the scene perfectly
@talyvibe15
@talyvibe15 Год назад
4:18 “She was so young” “…🤨 for a redwood TREE”
@Weeping-Angel
@Weeping-Angel Год назад
I loved that
@lud3445
@lud3445 Год назад
Holt is the most emotional non-emotional person in the universe.
@bcvetkov8534
@bcvetkov8534 Год назад
"If you had cancer. You wouldn't call a dentist." 😂😂😂😂. Holts crusade against the tooth doctors will always amuse me.
@erikaswanson7072
@erikaswanson7072 Год назад
Actually if you had oral cancer, you WOULD call a dentist. An oral surgeon, to be specific. (Dental assistant here)
@MozeXI
@MozeXI Год назад
@@erikaswanson7072 yeah but if you had testicle cancer you wouldn't. Which I think is his point
@lilacalosa
@lilacalosa 10 месяцев назад
⁠@@erikaswanson7072eeeeh not really or at least not just him. There's a surgical subspecialty called Head and Neck surgery. They do the biopsies and the resection. Maxillofacial surgery would be on call for the reconstruction (jaw, palate, maxillar) but they cant do oncological margin resections. Holt's argument still holds
@karinalumen9722
@karinalumen9722 8 месяцев назад
I think he was more upset that medical doctors took over the “doctor” title
@mc_axolotl2240
@mc_axolotl2240 Год назад
I love how Holt lost it at the doctorate argument considering his husband is Kevin Cosner PhD
@jezusmylord
@jezusmylord Год назад
Cozner*
@ian42069
@ian42069 Год назад
never even thought of that! love it lol
@matadeverdoemden
@matadeverdoemden Год назад
That's most likely WHY he lost it.
@SidneySArt
@SidneySArt Год назад
And isn’t his brother-in-law a dentist? 😅
@heyken299
@heyken299 Год назад
@@matadeverdoemden thats exactly why they left this comment, congrats you said the same thing as them but stupider
@christinelin9763
@christinelin9763 Год назад
“I am offended. I am angry. I am very tired, so I’m gonna take a nap but when I wake up, oh you are in for it!” 4 hours later “How dare you?!”
@chrisjackson1889
@chrisjackson1889 Год назад
“How dare me?! How dare you!”
@kyo6885
@kyo6885 Год назад
​@@chrisjackson1889 "I was just trying to help!"
@emmaray6215
@emmaray6215 11 месяцев назад
“Well you’re help feels an awful lot like pity so do me a favor and don’t ever help me again!”
@lancealbertdp98
@lancealbertdp98 11 месяцев назад
“well you didnt seem to mind me helping you when i got you your job back at the nine nine!”
@adrianortega3382
@adrianortega3382 10 месяцев назад
⁠@@lancealbertdp98”I didnt ask you to do that!”
@iannjuguna1131
@iannjuguna1131 Год назад
"Apparently that's a trigger for me"........I died in that scene😂😂😂
@YonekuniKyuhyun
@YonekuniKyuhyun Год назад
We were promised comedy but we didnt expect Captain Holt being the funniest one! BAGEL!!!
@rudra4780
@rudra4780 Год назад
Bagel...Bagel...Bagel! 😹
@vivi_rabbitteu0077
@vivi_rabbitteu0077 Год назад
Daym I can hear that Bagel HAHAHAHA 😂
@calebsoria1777
@calebsoria1777 Год назад
Well I know that will cheer you up WUNCH IS DEAD BAGEL!!!! BAGEL!!!! BAGELL!!!
@katerinaquinn5482
@katerinaquinn5482 Год назад
That's one of my favorite clips wuntch is dead bagel bagel bagel
@Brute_Studios
@Brute_Studios Год назад
BAGEL!
@michaeljeanrichard4
@michaeljeanrichard4 Год назад
one of my fav lines in TV history "I know what'll help! Wuntch is dead! BAGEL! BAGEL! BAGEL!"
@chrisjackson1889
@chrisjackson1889 Год назад
My favourite is that everyone was prepared to catch those bagels. As if they predicted
@satchiko9884
@satchiko9884 Год назад
My fav is his roasts of Wuntch 😂
@sobersaber494
@sobersaber494 7 месяцев назад
I hear that line in my head whenever I buy/come across bagels
@matadeverdoemden
@matadeverdoemden 5 месяцев назад
One of your favorite lines in TV history, but you still couldn't quote it correctly?
@ZZR_Smooth
@ZZR_Smooth Год назад
When Holt wore the Red Hat and the Trench Coat, even the prisoner in the holding cell was shocked😂😂
@CommisarHood
@CommisarHood Год назад
Jake: He's having a meltdown. Rosa: He's not having a meltdown. Holt: I'm having a meltdown. This is defiantly a Holt conversation.
@chrisjackson1889
@chrisjackson1889 Год назад
4:51 “Cheddar has been kidnapped😔” “Someone stole our fluffy boy😡” 5:29 “This is why everyone prefers the dog more than you” “Everyone?! 😨” 5:50 “YOU. . . TOOK THE WRONG. . . FLUFFY BOYY!!!!🤬🤬”
@Silenced_by_nazi_youtube
@Silenced_by_nazi_youtube 9 месяцев назад
RIP to Andre Braugher (Capt Holt). One of my favorite television characters ever.
@ivy_pahari
@ivy_pahari Год назад
The whole video I was wondering "where is the bone?" 😂😂 And at the end, there was THEE BONNNNNEEEE!!
@erikfrommeyer2606
@erikfrommeyer2606 Год назад
BOOOOONNNNNEEEEE?!?!?!
@ella_encantada
@ella_encantada 8 месяцев назад
It’s my fav 😂
@FromKentuckytoTokyo
@FromKentuckytoTokyo Год назад
"Someone kidnapped our fluffy boi!!!" -a quote I use with all my friends
@teo4232
@teo4232 Год назад
i must be an idiot cuz i never noticed but jake probably picked up on philip's ego when holt was making fun of dentists, what great foreshadowing
@nickwright2721
@nickwright2721 Год назад
“She was so young” “Yeah, for a redwood tree!” ☠️☠️☠️
@globbyakaweirdjellyguy954
@globbyakaweirdjellyguy954 Год назад
I don’t blame Holt for being triggered about the whole “Doctor” thing.😅 We all have our moments where we need to vent our frustration over something (although his was pretty funny 😉😂).
@Kspice9000
@Kspice9000 5 месяцев назад
The consistent rise in drama was perfection
@andrewxu8611
@andrewxu8611 Год назад
BEST Holt quotes: FLUFFY BOY! BONE! BAGEL!
@MissEasyPeasySleasy
@MissEasyPeasySleasy Год назад
ViiiinnnndiiiCaaaaTIIIIIOOOOONNNNN!!!!!
@sebastos7693
@sebastos7693 10 месяцев назад
PPPPPUNK!
@juicymiss87
@juicymiss87 5 месяцев назад
You REAPER!
@josemaria8177
@josemaria8177 Год назад
Holt is at his most relatable when having meltdowns
@bryangray1422
@bryangray1422 Год назад
I love how he reintroduced himself when he gets on the floor to talk to Jake and Amy😂
@BlazeReborn2
@BlazeReborn2 Год назад
I like to think that, at some point Holt just embraced the madness of the 99.
@Carlzz92
@Carlzz92 Год назад
The only thing missing is his aggressive balloon popping at Rosa and Pimentos wedding. Although he did later get vindication for it.
@zaelheimricht4978
@zaelheimricht4978 Год назад
*"H h h h o w* *D a r e y o u d e t e c t i v e D İ a z İ a m* *y o u r* *Superior OFFICER!!!!!!!!* *BOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!"*
@jinxie712
@jinxie712 Год назад
The way he spaced that out was magical. Lol
@jinxie712
@jinxie712 Год назад
4:24 “He caused a real commotion.” The fact you can’t argue against it is crazy. Lol
@crazyguy32100
@crazyguy32100 Год назад
Missing the part when Scully says Holt is impossible to read and it cuts to him going off the handle about Scullys report.
@samstern2042
@samstern2042 Год назад
Holt acts like a robot so you can say he has had several system meltdowns
@snorlaxmunch8675
@snorlaxmunch8675 Год назад
Holt having a melt down over the three pounds is classic
@jasminkugler9869
@jasminkugler9869 Год назад
At 1:03 i always hear "and nobody even cares about Edna Mode" 😭💀
@valalava1
@valalava1 Год назад
You just made that scene significantly better 😂 I can't
@NeddyMontz
@NeddyMontz Год назад
8:07 “BOOOOOOOOONE!?!?” 💀💀💀💀💀
@udalix
@udalix Год назад
That little bounce while holding onto the door frame lmao.
@mrfacestab5758
@mrfacestab5758 5 месяцев назад
8:02 B O N E !
@khairulazhar3306
@khairulazhar3306 9 месяцев назад
We will forever remember you Captain Holt
@nicktroisi6347
@nicktroisi6347 Год назад
“And nobody even cares about ETOMOL-!” 😂😂😂
@Elliott1314
@Elliott1314 7 месяцев назад
Terry's line about HR and workplace boundaries killed me 😂 He is my fave
@idanlewenhoff2295
@idanlewenhoff2295 Год назад
1:56 Amy's face here says it all
@corey57255
@corey57255 Год назад
Holt is correct, the medical community has co-opted the word doctor for far too long
@wall_fly545
@wall_fly545 Год назад
1:57 Everyone gets a tank 😂
@zachkim2268
@zachkim2268 Год назад
Clicked on and watched the whole video to see the Bone scene. Was no disappointed!
@MrJohnycomelately21
@MrJohnycomelately21 8 месяцев назад
"I was trying something, and it didn't work!" It did, though. It absolutely did.
@XenosvonFaneli
@XenosvonFaneli Год назад
Excuse me, Holt's reaction to Wuntch's death was not a meltdown, it was a celebration. DING DONG BITCHES THE WUNTCH IS DEAD!
@cynthiatamara441
@cynthiatamara441 Год назад
you forgot when holt is slowly pacing and standing perfectly still on that eps where he calls himself the velvet thunder
@AmyLou733
@AmyLou733 Год назад
You can hear the capitalization and proper spelling of Fluffy Boy. Captain Holt would never pronounce it boi
@amandaclarke763
@amandaclarke763 8 месяцев назад
Such a sad loss. RIP Andre
@silis_pap8473
@silis_pap8473 Год назад
Meltdown Holt is the best Holt 😂
@joshuac6645
@joshuac6645 Год назад
Anyone surprised Jake did the math for dog years correctly: 48/7=7
@cj.nightingale
@cj.nightingale Год назад
* 49 / 7 = 7, it was an approximation
@luccasuper
@luccasuper 5 месяцев назад
Love how "The Beach" Time tag is for his time at the beach and when adressing Wunch
@december1to31
@december1to31 Год назад
Holt having a meltdown is relatable and also is preventing me from having a meltdown.
@MrFantastic23
@MrFantastic23 Год назад
This show was just gold!
@Dino_In_A_Suit
@Dino_In_A_Suit Год назад
5:54 I wish there had been a scene after all this where Jake is visiting this dude in prison to finally get the answer to beating Wario
@97texascat
@97texascat Год назад
That bit about ET - he did cause a commotion
@iggywow
@iggywow Год назад
I love that Rosa's reaction is like "fair point"
@calebsoria1777
@calebsoria1777 Год назад
TANK I gained three pounds in Paris!!! THREE POUNDS
@arei.17
@arei.17 Год назад
BAGEL! BAGEL! BAGE-
@r18love56
@r18love56 Год назад
Love it 🤣
@dendaenerys
@dendaenerys 8 месяцев назад
I love the scene with the mumps, with all the poking. 🤣🤣
@Kilanator
@Kilanator 8 месяцев назад
Andre Braugher forever our Captain 💔
@marcelolibermandeloreto5252
Holt and Jake sick and fighting it might be the funiest thing ever
@heathergroves1176
@heathergroves1176 Год назад
I love Holt so much
@emilstein5364
@emilstein5364 8 месяцев назад
RIP Andrew Braugher
@sqwalnoc
@sqwalnoc Год назад
Raymond Holt is one of my favourite characters of all time
@alice-db3gz
@alice-db3gz Год назад
the ethimology one always gets me I really feel seen 🤣
@calebsoria1901
@calebsoria1901 Год назад
BOOOOONEEE !!!!!! 😂😂😂😂
@olirolypoly
@olirolypoly Год назад
holt saying wuntch was young for a redwood tree is probably my favorite insult he has for her
@Hayden_thomas
@Hayden_thomas Год назад
“Some one took or fluffy boy!”😡
@tomtomthebear
@tomtomthebear 8 месяцев назад
The tank scene kills me everytime ❤
@Adon5678
@Adon5678 Год назад
Captain Holt is good at emotion
@AP-dq8ci
@AP-dq8ci 10 месяцев назад
Captain Holt is the best character of the show in my opinion, the delivery is always on point.
@h_iii
@h_iii Год назад
This show will never die, thank you so much!!!
@galadriusthemighty
@galadriusthemighty Год назад
"Just push me away. Everyone else does."
@mm-kf5mo
@mm-kf5mo 10 месяцев назад
I LOVE the Dentist episode. It was pure magic. All of B99 is magic but that episode- wow
@avrdr2067
@avrdr2067 9 месяцев назад
RIP CAPT 😢
@MikeDCWeld
@MikeDCWeld Год назад
Dude was pent up. Now he knows.
@W0lfscythe
@W0lfscythe Год назад
Problem solved.
@ronin91975
@ronin91975 Год назад
5:15 Every "Dog Person" you've ever met 😂
@bakhithajoseph5999
@bakhithajoseph5999 Год назад
BONNNEEEEEE😂😂😂😂
@i420xGaming
@i420xGaming Год назад
You took the wrong *FLUFFY BOY* 😂
@Jomali
@Jomali 5 месяцев назад
I love how Holt views ET as the bad guy because he caused a commotion. On brand.
@Ughitswera
@Ughitswera Год назад
Captain holt when wunch dies is hilarious
@bloodsling
@bloodsling 8 месяцев назад
8:07 lmao..the hilarity in that is unmatched
@derekhandson351
@derekhandson351 5 месяцев назад
I related to Holt so hard when Cheddar got kidnapped. I have a Corgi and would react the same way
@tlk4554
@tlk4554 6 месяцев назад
Andre Braugher may sadly no longer be with us, but he immortalized himself with this performance role alone. Godspeed.
@scramator9077
@scramator9077 5 месяцев назад
You will be missed captain
@_somerandomguyontheinternet_
1:02 I can only imagine Holt’s rant when someone uses “literally” to describe something figurative.
@leepalmer9558
@leepalmer9558 Год назад
1:55 after just coming back from japan. Charles is onto something here.
@danielsweeney190
@danielsweeney190 Год назад
Jake is actually a good detective lmao
@azula4786
@azula4786 Год назад
Captain holt and wunch rivalry is my favourite thing lmao
@midnightblack2023
@midnightblack2023 5 месяцев назад
I’ve laughed so hard at the last clip of Holt being offended by Rosa’s statement. Holt: BOOOOOONE!!
@Hocusbogus28
@Hocusbogus28 6 месяцев назад
Rip Andre. You will be missed. ❤
@saieshwarraikar989
@saieshwarraikar989 Год назад
This show helped me get through dark times
@WolfyFancyLads
@WolfyFancyLads 5 месяцев назад
I still love how the three doors argument was resolved. :P "Did you understand the puzzle?" "Nope." "Did you-?" "Yep!"
@schboove2668
@schboove2668 9 месяцев назад
Rip king 😔
@lucaschiasson5399
@lucaschiasson5399 5 месяцев назад
"I know we live in a world where anything can mean anything, and nobody even CARES ABOUT ETYMOLOGY" As an etymology afficianado I really felt that one.
@mariemaresch5463
@mariemaresch5463 7 месяцев назад
My favourite one is still: "Coat, coat, jacket, coat! Is this a police precinct, or a turkish bazar??"
@RamiresHelena
@RamiresHelena Год назад
I feel like the clip about the kerfuffle should have been included
@taurusfire2083
@taurusfire2083 Год назад
"At least we're not college professors calling ourselves Dr." Honestly he's got a point
@TimothyKaboya
@TimothyKaboya 2 месяца назад
A worthy ending putting the Bone last! 😅😅😂😂. Rest in Peace Andre. Such an excellent and iconic actor.
@jacoblape
@jacoblape Год назад
Et wasn't a monster. He caused a real commotion
@fawfulbenivictor5556
@fawfulbenivictor5556 Год назад
I think you funniest take away is he considered e.t. a monster movie and e.t. was the monster
@Quakerman14
@Quakerman14 Год назад
Holt is one of the greatest, most interesting characters in television history.
@AnjaliVenga
@AnjaliVenga Год назад
Ok but where’s petty Holt in the captain Kim episode
@tristandaries1129
@tristandaries1129 6 месяцев назад
The cold open with Holt wearing the red hat is my favourite moment of the entire show
@SerSleepsALot
@SerSleepsALot Год назад
“For humor reasons” 😂
@guardianv5846
@guardianv5846 Год назад
She's young, for a redwood tree
@Crow.Theodore
@Crow.Theodore Год назад
4:07 this is the best scene in b99
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