CARAMBA 

Octopus suffers from OCD while dog has seizure in a local hair salon.

"ay so what kind of hair you want" "just fuck me up fam" "I got you"

you can see the despair in Lammy's eyes

I love that everyone is talking about parappa having a omega stroke but no one is talking about lamy being under the floor

I only just remembered that this level is supposed to be a hostage situation and it makes this 1000x better

The moment Lammy hears “Caramba” she knows she’s dead.

4:41 PaRappa: *isn't doing anything at all* Lammy: *smiles in joy*

Takoyama: Here I'll go clean up! Parappa: *reads out Terms and Conditions*

*one tiny hair falls on the floor* “CARAMBA! I HATE IT WHEN THERE’S A LOT OF HAIR ON THE FLOOR! HERE’LL GO CLEAN UP!”

I hate it when there's a lot of hair on the floor! Here I'll go clean up! Lammy: Ah shit, here we go again.

BREAKING NEWS Local dog has seizure at barber shop while owner ignores it to clean up hair

4:10 Parappa: **Has stage fright and does nothing** Game: *SO COOOOOOOOOOOL!* I think the game just cuts off the inputs in the replay possibly due to a size limit on replays or something.

I wouldn't be surprised if Lammy became traumatized from this

"Parappa breaks time itself as lammy watches in fear"

Why is no one talking about how Lammy is just dying the whole time

Takoyama: “CRAMBA I hate it when there’s a lot of hair on the floor, here, I’ll go clean up.” Parappa: **transcends into another dimension**

*throwing brooms everywhere*

a single thread on the floor makes all the difference in the world

Parappa:*picks up scissors* Takoyama: Ç Ä R Ã M B Å

Takoyama: les groove Also Takoyama *proceeds to throw a broom at one if his customers*

takoyama is the only character that doesn’t insult you when you don’t do good on a freestyle

parappa the rapper 2 stage 5 but every word is CARAMBA

I like how the Octopus is just quietly sweeping in the background and notices when parappa freestyles incorrectly, but doesn't seem to pay much attention to Parappa screaming a goddamn demon ritual and just slapping shit into Lammy's hair while she's having a fucking seizure.

Parappa: Sni- Takoyama : C̷̨̢̧̧̧̛̛̛̛͔͖͉̙͎̺͍̠͇̪̤͓̻̺̰͈̠̫͖͎̘͔̖̺̳̲͔̟͕̠̩̻͇̦̪̩͓̥̭̰̏̀̓͑̌͒̌́̓̍̇̏̓̀̌̔͊͋̅̋̔͋͆̐͆͊̂́͗͗̋̈̇͌͒̄̋̏͗̃͒̋̔̊͗̎̏̅̊̋̑̉̇̀͐̐̈́͛̃͒̏̽͛̐̉̋̂͗̿͗͆̈́̏̕̕̚̕͘̚͜͠͠͠͝͝͠ͅͅA̶̧̧̧̢̢̢̧̠̺͇̙̼͈̤̺̺̤̳̖͉͓͕̰̘̮̣̠͔̬͈̻͓̮̳̜͕͍̦̗̥̼͚̪̘̫͓͎̤͈̤͚̜̦͕̫̦̫̟̣͖̠̜̜̳̖͔̝̩̮̦͖̗̺̤̦͔̰̦̥͕͓̮͓̩̯̬̅͆͋͑͑͗̔̅͌͜͜͜͝ͅR̵̨̡̧̟̪̩̹͓̬̪͙̘͎̫̞̘̱̔̈̿͌̈́͋̾̍͌̊̓͑̄̈́͂͌̀͐͆̇̏̃̀̃̉̃̌͑̐͑͒̅͛̐́͛͝͝ͅǍ̶̙̏̔͗͐͐̆̀͆͗̌́̃͛̈́̈́̓̿͆̽́̊̅͛̃̅͂̈́̽̔̿̋̓̉͛̓͗̇̔̾̿͊̀̉̔̈̃́͛̓̇͛̎̃͂̈͛́̌̓̀̈́̄͂͊̅̓̽̓̆̐͆͆̀͒̑́͗̄̆̈́̕͘̕̕͘͝͠͝͠͠͝͝M̸̧̡̨̨̧̛̰͖̭͍̠̩̩̮͍̮̹͙̹̯͇̦̙̲͉̮̺̣͔͖̩̒̌̊̾̄̆̔̉̀̇̾̉̓̀͛́̓̒̔̂̆͐̊́͋͛̆̾̽̀͑̀̒̏͗̂̓͋̉̐̈́́̈́̀͌̾̈͌̏̄̾͗͂̀̌̇́̈́̀̑͌̈̓̚̕͜͝͠͝͝͠͠ͅB̸̢̡̨̡̢̨̧̡̛̛͓̣̦̺̘͕̘̮̖̹͈̳̹̳̜̗̘̟̬̻͈̱͕̭̖̥̥͕͕̹͍͖̥̼̪̞̠̤͚̩̙͆̀̎̐͊̓͆̓̈̈̄͐̂̈͊̌͌̈́̉͂́̊̓̋̌͊͒͑̈́̀̅͒̃̍͒͒̈̽́̉̅̃̀͆͊̈̀̈́͛̿́͊̄̊͂̕̕̕͜͝͝͠͠͠͝͝ͅͅÀ̴̡̨̧̧̨̨̢̛̛̛̪̪̬͙̜̼͇̫̺̱͎̫͉͖̼͔̝̙͎͈̣͓̙̦̫̲̘̟̘͈̺̟̜̲͖̭̝͖̙̗͍̬̤̰̟̗̮̪͓̦̝̗̯̮̪͕͉͉̞̺̯͇̥͍̻̱̹̣̟̪̭̪͈̘̲̰̖͇̹̺̮̣́̓̈́̑̐͑̇̒́̂̃͐͂͌̎̅͋́̍̀̓̅̌͗͒̀̋͆͗͛̌̿̉̀́͊̆͌̐̐͐̂̊̑̊̑͗̑̑͌͌͆͌̉̓̎̄̈́̂̎̂̾͆͋͗́͗̌̿̓̉͗͘͘̕̕̚͘͘͜͜͜͜͜͠͠͝͠͝͝͝ͅͅͅ

Hair: touches ground Takoyama: *so you have chosen death*

It's funnier because parappa looks like he's enjoying it

*single hair falls onto the floor CARAMBA!

I like how Lammy is happy when PaRappa is in cool mode, but freaks out when Takoyama returns

Its like whenever he sees Lammy, he loses his humanity and goes insane

the only person I want cutting my hair is Parappa

Well she did use a baby as a guitar

I like the part where he says “Caramba! I hate it when there’s alotta hair on the floor! Here, I’ll go clean up!”

0:42 Courage the Cowardly Dog trying to explain that Satan himself is throwing a rave in the basement.

I love how the character getting the haircut has the most concerned face.

Takoyama: “Phew! Feels good when the floor is clean, doesn’t it? Ok, let’s groove!” _puts shampoo in Lammy’s hair_ Takoyama: *”C A R A M B A”*

Takoyoma: *cleans nothing* Parappa: *starts rapping about enchanting table*

Takoyama: Caramba! Lammy: *I hear boss music*

4:02 when your controller disconnects

CARAMBA! I hate it when there's a lot of hair on the floor! Here I'll go clean up! *Lammy Gets Abused*

Context: Octopus suffers from OCD while dog has a seizure, (while also torturing a sheep) at a local hair salon.

*single hair falls on the floor* CARAMBA Edit: it's been 2 years how is this comment still getting attention?

When your skipping through a npcs text

The fear in lammy’s eyes when parappa is doing her hair

Takoyama: "here I'll go clean up" Parappa: **proceeds to explain the lore behind all forms of household appliances**

CARAMBA! I hate it when there's a lot of hair on the floor! Here I'll go clean up! *Vietnam Flashbacks*

And so,with Takoyama distracted,Parappa claimed several victims that day.

Lammy looks like she's crying

It's funny how guilty parappa looks when takoyama comes back

0:39 “I hate it when there’s a lot of hair on the floor” PaRappa: Reading The Dictionary in 10 seconds

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Obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD) is a mental and behavioural disorder in which an individual has intrusive thoughts and/or feels the need to perform certain routines repeatedly to the extent where it induces distress or impairs general function.[7][1][2] As indicated by the disorder's name, the primary symptoms of OCD are obsessions and compulsions. Obsessions are persistent unwanted thoughts, mental images, or urges that generate feelings of anxiety, disgust, or discomfort.[8] Common obsessions include fear of contamination, obsession with symmetry, and intrusive thoughts about religion, sex, and harm.[1][9] Compulsions are repeated actions or routines that occur in response to obsessions. Common compulsions include excessive hand washing, cleaning, arranging things, counting, seeking reassurance, and checking things.[1][9][10] Many adults with OCD are aware that their compulsions do not make sense, but they perform them anyway to relieve the distress caused by obsessions.[1][8][9][11] Compulsions occur so often, typically taking up at least one hour per day, that they impair one's quality of life.[1][9] The cause of OCD is unknown.[1] There appear to be some genetic components, and it is more likely for both identical twins to be affected than both fraternal twins. Risk factors include a history of child abuse or other stress-inducing events; some cases have occurred after streptococcal infections.[1] Diagnosis is based on presented symptoms and requires ruling out other drug-related or medical causes; rating scales such as the Yale-Brown Obsessive Compulsive Scale (Y-BOCS) assess severity.[2][12] Other disorders with similar symptoms include generalized anxiety disorder, major depressive disorder, eating disorders, tic disorders, and obsessive-compulsive personality disorder.[2] The condition is also associated with a general increase in suicidality.[13][14] Treatment for OCD may involve psychotherapy such as cognitive behavioural therapy (CBT), pharmacotherapy such as antidepressants, or surgical procedures such as deep brain stimulation (DBS).[4][5][15][16] CBT increases exposure to obsessions and prevents compulsions, while metacognitive therapy encourages ritual behaviours to alter the relationship to one's thoughts about them.[4][17] Selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors (SSRIs) are a common antidepressant used to treat OCD. SSRIs are more effective when used in excess of the recommended depression dosage; however, higher doses can increase side-effect intensity.[18] Commonly used SSRIs include sertraline, fluoxetine, fluvoxamine, paroxetine, citalopram, and escitalopram.[15] Some patients fail to improve after taking the maximum tolerated dose of multiple SSRIs for at least two months; these cases qualify as treatment-resistant and require second-line treatment such as clomipramine or atypical antipsychotic augmentation.[4][5][18][19] Surgery may be used as a final resort in the most severe or treatment-resistant cases, though most procedures are considered experimental due to the limited literature on their side effects.[20] Without treatment, OCD often lasts decades.[2] Obsessive-compulsive disorder affects about 2.3% of people at some point in their lives, while rates during any given year are about 1.2%.[2][6] It is unusual for symptoms to begin after age 35, and around 50% of patients experience detrimental effects to daily life before age 20.[1][2] Males and females are affected equally, and OCD occurs worldwide.[1][2] The phrase obsessive-compulsive is sometimes used in an informal manner unrelated to OCD to describe someone as excessively meticulous, perfectionistic, absorbed, or otherwise fixated.[21]

Lammy is fucking mesmerized

"I promise you, everything will be alright" 5 seconds later parappa has a fucking seizure

0:43 the barber when i ask "just a little off the top"

Tokoyama: CARAMBA Parappa: *Proceeds to say the meaning of life

4:09 PaRappa's war flashbacks can give him cool mode

Takoyama: “here I’ll clean up” Parappa: *proceeds speaking enchanting table*

1:06 Jimmy neutron explaining why 0+0 is 0

takoyama: "here, i'll go clean up" parappa: *starts speaking the launguage from the parallel universe*

4:09 It seems parappa is rapping Telepathically

rip lammy's hair

Drunk me explaning the whole legend of zelda lore to the wendy's employees

4:09 love how doing nothing is apparently cool

Takoyama: C A R A M B A I H A T E I T W H E N T H E R E ' S A L O T O F H A I R O N T H E F L O O R , H E R E I ' L L G O C L E A N U P Parappa: *tries to make black hole using the more than 2200 Hz sound technique*

Is nobody gonna mention that the octopus’ hand just glitches to the 8th dimension

Poor Lammy,,, who gave Parappa PERMission to do that!? :')

Parappa: “Trim Trim Trim” Takoyama: CARAMABA Parappa: **proceeds to explain every Kirby game, secret, and lore piece**

LMAO THE WAY HE THREW THE BROOM IS SENDING ME INTO ORBIT-

Nobody: The people in the back: *-procceeds to stare at lammy being tortured while vibing to her screaming agony*

Parappa: *having a mental seizure: the octopus: C A R A M B A

hes so good at singing the disappearance of hatsune miku

Lammy now has PTSD. CARAMBA.

I imagine lammy under the floor and he hears "CARAMBA, I HATE IT WHEN THERES ALOT OF HAIR ON THE FLOOR, HERE ILL GO CLEAN UP" and shes like "fuckfuckcfUuuUU-"

chill out parappa you could *dye*

Parappa: *(covered in hair, blood from other costumers, shampoo and conditioner*) IGIVEMAKEAAASSJHHAJJAJANSMAMJAOAOM Takoyama: Let’s groove.

4:09 already too cool to do something

This must be a crazy experience for Lammy.

w o o h a i r c u t t r i m *C A R A M B A*

Takoyama: **cleans floor** Takoyama again: *ITS STILL DIRTY*

And on that day, Hairdresser Octopus learned an important lesson: never leave Parappa unattended.

The people explaining the side effects of medicine be like 1:06

🚗amba

Microscopic hair: *just there* Takoyama: *C A R A M B A* Parrapa: *proceeds to explain FNAF lore*

4:02 *Mom can we have a dog?* "We have a dog at home" Dog at home with OCD father:

Parappa: literally seizing out The ppl in the back: *we groovin*

0:00 *L E E T*

Takoyama: "CARAMBA! I hate it when there's a lot of hair on the floor! Here, I'll go clean up!" PaRappa: *Reads entire bee movie script in all 13 rounds*

There's too much damn hair on the floor.

Takayama: Caramba. I hate it when there's a lot of hair on the floor, here all go clean up Parappa: *Starts trying to open all 9 layers of hell*

Lyrics: CARAM🅱️A! I hate it when there's a lot of hair on the floor! Here, I'll go clean up. SJJDDOJDCJKSBCSKDBDJDDNKDNFDNKDBFBFDJDBDKNDNNF🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿NDJDSBDDDBDSJSNDBDBDNNDDNNDDNDBDBDDBBDJJDHELBDSBDSJBSJSNDJSBDKSBSKSDNNDKDJDJDJDNDNDJDJDJJD Whew! feels good when the floors clean doesn't it?? Let's groove.

*BBC News: Red octopus has a goddamn allergy reaction while a dog with an orange hat is having PTSD*

“Caramba, I hate when there’s a lot of hair on the floor, here I’ll go clean up.” *top 10 words said before disaster*

"Kids, don't try this at home"

this feels like those nightmares that arent really scary, but are uncomfortable, very repetitive, and feels like hours; you wake up worse than if it was a "scary monster nightmare"

Piece of hair on the floor: *exists* Hairdresser Octopus: *C A R A M B A* Lammy: *exists* Parappa: *Animal Crossing noises*

*CARAMBA! I HATE IT WHEN THERE'S A LOT OF HAIR ON THE FLOOR! HERE I'LL GO CLEAN UP!*

“Caramba! I hate it when there is a lot of hair on the floor! Here, I’ll go clean up.” **Parappa proceeds to have a stroke**

Takoyama: I promise everything will be alright. *20 seconds later* *Parappa has a seizure while Takoyama cleans* Lammy: "my life is in danger."

_A microscopic piece of hair gets cut and lands on the floor_ Takoyama (but under Food Court's hypnosis): *CARAMBA!!*

**Alternate title** Parappa haves a seizure everytime that takoyama cleans up the floor