Carl Works The Express Lane On Mother's Day

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Nail Color: Carl's not sporting any nail polish today.
It's Mother's Day! You stopped by Flowe's Foods on your way to your mom's house to pick up a few things. Thank goodness they have an express lane!
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21 окт 2024

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@HaleyBWheeler 3 года назад

I’m surprised the world’s best mother didn’t make an appearance today on Mother’s Day to tell all the other mothers that they’re doing their job wrong, even though they’re doing their best! She was probably too busy crafting on her loom! At any rate, when Harvest’s away, Carl saves the day! 😂 Another great video I’m sure! Thanks Mary, I hope you had a great Mother’s Day!

@miss.thingy 3 года назад

Well damn, now I wanna see “Carl goes to the strip club asmr” and see him explain what a dollar is

@BLiNGyourALARMclock 3 года назад

Contactless checkout 👀

@MM_asmrColorTests 3 года назад

@@xobritt9248 Yes, and the entire time he's terrified Mother will find out somehow and voices what she would say!

@laurencurtis1166 3 года назад

“I’d love to check you out and I’ll ring up your groceries too” 😂😂😂

@lezwemekoa1056 3 года назад

Wooaah my profiles an "L" too and we both love this channel.... 👍🏽Nice

@zoriahmoreno4070 3 года назад

Carl: “People come to me to check out fast” Also Carl: Talks to “me” for 45 mins” 😂

@Suzanne690 3 года назад

The thumbs down are the customers in line at the store 👎🏼😂

@zoriahmoreno4070 3 года назад

I DIED when Carl said “we don’t believe in spices”😭

@ariesgirl4994 3 года назад

I must be tired because Carl is starting to look cute. 😂

@PKEA71006 3 года назад

Why is Carl SO CREEPY & LOVABLE at the same time?? "You can look but you can't feel 'em..." grin

@kittenshakatcan 3 года назад

In the next Carl video... Carl appears in court on stalking charges

@ruthristow4584 3 года назад

I'm grateful for the internet, because where else would this display of genius be possible?

@aria3329 2 года назад

EXACTLY! Mary is brilliant...

@nezziecakes8743 3 года назад

Omg a Carl’s video on Mother’s Day?! THANK YOU! Happy Mother’s Day to you too! ❤️

@rebekahphillips7 3 года назад

Could you imagine the library lady after dealing with Carl & his Mom?!🤣🤣🤣

@lexiesasmr3839 3 года назад

That would be hilarious! 😂

@SpeedyJanet 3 года назад

"A toilet brush and an apple" now that's a shopping list!

@libra_asmr 3 года назад

“I’d love to check you out” *awkward silence* “That was a joke...” 😂😂

@melliemac5617 3 года назад

Carl videos are everything to me. I LOVE him. And I love you and your brilliant brain, Mary.

@funderground81 3 года назад

*scrolls through subscriptions feed* Me: New Carl video! 😁 *plays immediately* PS - Happy Mother's Day!

@breejohn 3 года назад

I was looking for one of your videos to sleep! Happy Mother’s Day Mary ☺️

@hannahk182 3 года назад

Perfect timing!! It’s after 4am and I’m still awake 😩 thank you mama Mary 💗 happy Mother’s Day 💐 love from Ireland xx

@clo8624 3 года назад

"Are you an actor? You should be, cause you're real good at it." 😂 "...exacerbates my night blindness." 😂😂

@Kirbybaby 3 года назад

I feel like the odd one out cause I be watching Mary for a good laugh not even to sleep 🤣🤣

@marissasimas9258 3 года назад

Idk why but when you said you send the wasps to glory, I lost it. Carl is my favorite, hands down!

@EmmaxDavis 3 года назад

This is like my 5th Carl video I've watched and I love them so much!

@_ZB4 3 года назад

Omg Carl... I laugh too much when I watch these. Mary, you’re such a gem

@lisapfuelb3547 3 года назад

This is my first time experiencing Carl! Love it! You are so talented!!! Thank you for your hard work!

@tookieryan6574 3 года назад

I’ve missed Carl! Thank you, Mary. Happy Mother’s Day! ❤️

@bunanna8495 3 года назад

This series is a comedy tv show to me at this point. I love it so much 😂❤️

@eurkas9608 3 года назад

Your carl videos are my favorite. This is exactly what i needed after today.thank you for all your hard work.

@ashlynkay3755 3 года назад

✨y e s✨ I’ve been dying for a new Carl video ty sm

@lisak6321 3 года назад

What's more disturbing, Carl or me adoring Carl? I don't care just asking. Any chance you could get Carl on a coffee mug? Thanks for the stress reliever Mary, you're the best!

@tinabrady4420 3 года назад

Yes, carl on a coffee mug!!!!! I would buy it.

@honimello 3 года назад

“i’d stick a dollar in your g string” I- OH MY GODDDS AMDNSJABBA 🤣🤣🤣

@Fifi86911 3 года назад

I’m feeling my BP rise waiting in this express checkout line lol 😂

@BunnaySango 3 года назад

Express tills are becoming a relic of the past. My local asda doesn't even have any, they just have the self service tills, including ones that have a belt for bigger orders. I appreciate that Carl is concerned for my safety though 🤣

@AmyCat71 3 года назад

Hopefully Carl never goes full Norman Bates because I feel like there is potential.

@whitexchina 3 года назад

Well, in one video he said that he sometimes thinks about baseball bats when it comes to his mother. He was talking to an fiiinnne woman in an expensive cosmetic store & his mother called him nonstop. But I'm rooting for him as well. 😂

@sarahburnett3162 3 года назад

In real life if a man talked that slowly to me and mansplained everything I would get so mad but when Carl does it it's okay. He's truly a gentleman.

@vm88940 3 года назад

When I see his videos I get super excited because 😴😴😴😴 but in real life I just walk away lol

@ashley-yy3fo 3 года назад

this is so, so good. you’re such a great actress 💕 love your videos so much!

@lisalamb5448 3 года назад

What a treat! Happy Mother’s Day, Mary!! 💐

@mz3588 3 года назад

Nothing like being patronised and creeped out before bedtime 😌

@juliekopanda1920 3 года назад

Thank you for a Carl video!!! Happy Mother's day Mary!!!

@paperbag5880 3 года назад

Happy Mother's Day Mary! 💐😃💛

@Scifi-eh8fw 3 года назад

Of all the people to be working on the express lane🤣🤣🤣 thanks Mary this is just what I needed

@jasonellis4330 3 года назад

Are we just gonna sleep on how great Mary's arms are? You look like you could help me move my couch but also give good hugs

@kris1012 3 года назад

This reminded me of an uncomfortably-similar express checkout I endured recently. Dude was creepy inappropriate and had a comment for every single item I bought. Carls are apparently everywhere! 😅

@whenderellasbrewreview7217 3 года назад

We all know and love this guy.

@reginaphalange4081 3 года назад

Great Mother’s Day gift to hear Carl! I hope you had a great Mother’s Day Mary 💓💐

@susanp.4781 3 года назад

I got so excited when I saw Carl was back last night! BUT I have yet to make it thru the video cuz I fell asleep - your voice in any form is so soothing!

@jasonm4332 3 года назад

"well maybe i wanna speak to your manager, ever thought about that ?" looooooooool

@SlightlyBreezy1 3 года назад

😂 I just love Carl! I really needed this today!

@MM_asmrColorTests 3 года назад

Ha, one of these days we really need Mother to make an appearance to tell her side of all these stories! 😂

@PKEA71006 3 года назад

Ha HA HA!! For SURE!

@anaroskma 3 года назад

Best use of my lunch break ever

@jemmawise-richards6528 3 года назад

Oh Mary this is your best Carl video yet! Laughed so much, you’re amazing 🤩

@Olgadeni19 3 года назад

Who else loves Carl??? 🤩🤩

@nezziecakes8743 3 года назад

He and Lynette are my favorites

@frostybaby13 3 года назад

Ahahah, fuzzy top shortage in town!!! :D Love Carl, Mary is hysterical!!!!

@hm4680 3 года назад

We love Carl

@DominiqueFox9821 3 года назад

Happy mother's day Mary I hope your day went well

@Sarahhlynn1995 3 года назад

Funny video 😂 I hope you had a great Mother’s Day!

@antoinettemindset 3 года назад

Happy Mother’s Day, Mary!

@ruthanncaldwell5705 3 года назад

Happy mothers day another absoulutly beautiful video

@conniebradley9307 3 года назад

Hi Mary!!! This woman here has been missing my Carl!!! His explanation of anyone and everything is just so detailed and hilarious!!!!! You have me rolling in laughs over all the questions he asked!!!! Love him more and more each time!! You’re a definite one of a kind Mary, my dear friend!!! Hope you had a very awesome Mother’s Day!!! Love ya hon!! 😉🌸

@k9tattoo948 3 года назад

Woop!!!! Thanks a bunch Mary for this brilliant Carl video full of clever funny hilarious moments💕

@roisinlong7984 3 года назад

He is a little Gem!!! Mary you are a Superstar 💕💕

@Olgadeni19 3 года назад

Yessssss I’m so excited for thisss

@Riflerman13 3 года назад

Carl at the club for cantaloupes. Now I really have heard everything

@chyrellemorris6924 3 года назад

Today I was thinking I really need a role play from Mary, and she delivers 😊

@ameliaearhart666 3 года назад

“They come to my register if they wanna get outta here quickly”…ok Carl

@MichelleHenleyJohnson 3 года назад

Hoochies Dollar Store. 😂 I wonder how many other people caught that reference. Love that movie!

@sav479 3 года назад

Mary 😂it's amazing how entertaining yet relaxing you are

@rachelsomething1050 3 года назад

I worked my grocery store cashier job yesterday on Mother’s Day. I did tell a few people “we have a self check out” 😂

@dennismullins4660 3 года назад

A double date with our moms. Great stuff

@tinabrady4420 3 года назад

Carl makes life easier. I love Carl.

@breezydrumergrl 2 года назад

I like Carl’s dance moves.

@novastar136 3 года назад

Happy Mothers Day Mary!! I can't wait to watch this tonight.

@ariellet.3923 3 года назад

New Carl!!! So excited

@jenniferpage6678 3 года назад

I live for these Carl videos.. He's so inappropriate lol

@GothAmaterasu 3 года назад

Carl's back! Hope you've been doing well Mary, and happy mother's day c,:

@laurenbursan3602 3 года назад

Can you somehow do a jewelry counter video. I always get tingles at jewelry counters in TJ max. Especially if someone is humming and looking.

@marissasimas9258 3 года назад

I used to do a Sweating to the Oldies tape when I was a little kid lol

@huchatilebyrahl932 3 года назад

Happy mother’s day Mary 💕💕💞💕💕

@Miss_Wonderful1 Год назад

As soon as Carl mentioned him and his mother jumping and exercising, I knew Richard Simmons had something to do with it 😆

@victoriazarb6 3 года назад

happy Mothers Day Mary!!! ❤️

@sandyglassful1 3 года назад

Carl+mother’s day, I have to watch this

@alysonnelson3533 3 года назад

Love the humor of your role plays girl!!! XoXo, Aly

@ratioetscientia 3 года назад

yeah those bananas sound like something I would buy. I always go for the sad looking fruit and vegetables worried no-one else will buy them 😔

@Miranda-yj6in 3 года назад

Mary, you need to win an Emmy for this 😂😂

@samanthajohnston9269 3 года назад

Now I know how to kill a "wast" lol

@mayaangelique8059 3 года назад

Oh I’m late but Happy Mama Day!!💝

@maggiesmith1551 3 года назад

Omg I’m dead 🤣😂🤣😂🤣. Carl… you a mess lol 😝

@lpschick7237 3 года назад

“Where is the problem up above or down below”. 🤣.

@arianaquick3080 3 года назад

My favorite part. Paprika ? you cook with it ? why ? lol lol

@aneal2090 3 года назад

Here jeff put that back!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

@hugapug8431 3 года назад

Carl is so funny I absolutely love watching him...but this is my 3rd attempt due falling asleep after being smacked in the face by ASMR 😂😴

@autumnfalls612 3 года назад

Carl on mother's day was a very good present haha

@asmrstoriesofmyown5415 3 года назад

I am too stoned for this. I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣

@andrewwho6052 3 года назад

😂😂😂 Carl is so funny lol

@honimello 3 года назад

really sad mary didn’t tape an ‘f’ in front of lowes on the shirt lol 😂

@hannam.7335 3 года назад

Can we please get a Mother roleplay?!💜😍🤩🥳

@audiosnacktimeasmr3606 3 года назад

Dish soap the ticket to moms heart. lol. I thought this was gonna be a quick grocery trip.

@genuinepolyester9445 3 года назад

I guess he's a little better here than on refrigerator sales.

@BLiNGyourALARMclock 3 года назад

The wheelbarrow part had me cackling

@JazzyFizzleee 3 года назад

WORKS?! Oh, this is gonna be good.

@x0katiexo00 3 года назад

Carl reminds me of my childhood friend’s dad, he used to be “best friends” with me and explained everything 💀