Intro: Tonight, on CrashBoomPunk: There's a mysterious bulge in the middle of the highway, but that hasn't stopped thrillseekers from trying their luck, right here on Cars vs. Giant Bulge! An AE86 goes into the stratosphere and delivers smashed tofu, and a rider on a motorbike tries to play it safe, only to crash down hard. The hits just keep on coming on BeamNG Drive - Cars vs. Giant Bulge #1! Outro: Whatever happened to "think before you act"? Don't ask these simpletons, because for them, brain matter is the stuff left in the leg trap, and even the easiest tasks are hard for these stunt junkies. So if you don't wanna end up like these imbeciles, try learning from their stupid mistakes. After all, that's how you made it to the end of BeamNG Drive - Cars vs. Giant Bulge #1! Thanks for watching!
LOL!! Thanks so much for writing one more of your awesome intros and outros, bro!! My favorite part was the smashed tofu :D Stay awesome and safe, my friend!
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There is a special CBP-Verse mini comic at the end of this episode. This episode on CBP: while speaking with Goode, it was noticeable that Twinkie was having difficulties. As time passes, it becomes clear that the redhead is having trouble thinking straight. Knowing where that situation is going, the old scientist tries his best to get his friend to snap out of it. “Twinkie? Twinkie! I know it’s hard for you right now, but you NEED to focus on my voice. You can fight this!”, said an almost panicked Goode. “Uhh?” “Twinkie, I know there’s some thoughts coming to your head that are not your own, you must not pay attention to them, okay?” “I’m trying to… dEsTrOy ThE eNeMy! Uhh…” “This is not good...” … Not too far from suspension Springs, Starman, Lee and Blaine are having trouble with a Horror Cube pursuing them. However, as they already know, things are never too bad to the point they cannot be any worse. “It might be a bad idea to come back to Suspension Springs now. Not only we’re coming empty handed, but we’re also bringing a cube with us!”, said Blaine, doing evasive maneuvers with his Hyper Bolide, hoping for the baddie to forget about his friends on the road. “Yeah, but in the open we’re doomed! We need some covers, and the buildings can do that for us. Our artifact hunt won’t happen if we’re toast!”, replied Starman. “I have an idea, guys. I’m from this town, I know every road and every grain of sand of this desert. Follow me!”, said Lee, seeming very resolute. … Not too far from all that, The Count and Marge are running their own convoy, along Dummieson. Observing more than doing, the nobleman still has doubts about the dummies’ ability to build things, think straight and follow orders. “Okay, Private Pratolina, you have a ‘special’ point of view when it comes to dummies…” “Yeah, your excellency… I think I know what you mean. You now I am half-dummy…” “Oh please, don’t take that as an insult, dear. It’s just that… We’re not meant to deal with them directly, so this entire situation is very uncomfortable for us, even politically.” “I understand…” “So, people say dummies sometimes can create their own vehicles, based on Pre-Big War technology. How do you think they… ARGH!” Just as they talked, the convoy is buzzed by a flying Hyper Bolide. “I think you have your answer even before finishing the question, eh?” What happens next? Stay tuned tot his channel to find out! Stay awesome! Today’s comic is all Twinkie. Read all the previous chapters at the CBP Story Repo! Comic: ibb.co/6W1HcsY
I was the one driving that blue pick-up, with the logs on back. All I can say is, thank goodness I had my seatbelt on!! I came out of it with just a sprained wrist!!
Ha ha - I love me some pancakes, but this is one expensive way to make 'em! (Unless you remembered your wings @7:38). Also - that dude @ 3;58 practically made it to the Moon!😲👏🏻
Man. Over 900K views. Some of the 20M+ subscribers channels are struggling to get so many views. People just want to come to YT to watch something fun to forget about their everyday problems 😁
