Castle Super Beast Clips: Resident Evil's Dumb Story 

Fans: "you can't do that. Dead bodies don't reanimate" Capcom: "hahaha zombie go uhhhhh"

The ancient native american zombies wielding fire extinguishers in the catacombs... Man re6 was dumb

I remember when I got to that part in RE3, I thought to myself, how the hell the T-virus get in the coffins. 😆 ...Or the graves in Code Veronica even. 😮

But that was never cannon. Irons himself in 2 says about the Mayors DEAD daughter that she'd "Peurtify and turn into a zombie within the hour." Dead bodies were always able to turn into zombies. The reason your characters don't get infected when you're bit is because the story cannon assumes the characters got a perfect run essentially. I'm starting to think the stories not really as bad as people say, and instead just heavily misunderstood, a lot like Silent hill.

@@aliciafraser1835 well, recently Dead people come back, but long gone don't. So my point still remains, and I'm not complaining, Capcom just wants to make a mechanic tight game, and lore is the least of their worries. You can also find some director's discussion about CV, and they say that the people in the graveyard were buried alive, so ehhhh, not ideal since I don't remember the game directly mention that, only imply all kinds of torture, but it's already something. ...The RE3 Graveyard still is a long reach tho

"yes"

Haha Wesker’s a nobody

CenturonStar pretty much, yeah

Wesker fighting Chris and Sheva shirtless on top of a volcano with a keyblade in his hand

@@Abdega Chris: You're a nobody!

In re5 Wesker weskers Jill turning her blonde, then Chris has to fight Jill Wesker and unweskers her with the power of partnership.

they can only be stopped by the seven s.t.a.r.s. of light

(pronounced Key-virus)

@@whiteblacklight9603 sometimes pronounced "Kai-virus"

I Genuinely can't tell if this is bullshit or real

I was going to be offended be this comparasion to the retarded shit going on in kh, but this could be the plot of re9.

RE5: boulder punching soldier boy

RE6: WTF?!

In RE6 Chris and Leon should’ve been Dante and Vergil-ling it up at that point. Capcom still held back.

In RE6 they should have gotten a devil trigger

RE6's plot probably would've been better if Chris's motivation was to have Leon fuck his sister Claire.... That sounds random but it's some underground RE Leon Chris meme, here's a good video for all the lore you need: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-wsUEbELWsEw.html

SSHHH we don't talk about those

@@mongooseunleashed RE0 said those games are canon despite the baffling geographic inconsistencies needed for them to be. It's the same way Rebecca was able to take an elevator from the training facility (deep within the Arkley Mountains) all the way horizontally back to Birkin's lab in the middle of Raccoon City.

@@mongooseunleashed RE0 has my least favorite story in the entire series. I know it's a weird thing to say but you are right. Despite being a prequel, nothing RE0 does actually contributes to the first game. It just complicates an easy backstory: Instead of some nameless scientist causing the initial outbreak by dropping a test tube, it turns out to be a crazy story involving leeches reanimating the corpse of one of Umbrella's founders in some insane revenge plot. What a waste. Personally I think when the movie studios reboot the RE films, they should start with BRAVO team's gradual fall in the Spencer Mansion with Rebecca Chambers as the main character. It's a simple story but it gives the writers to explore characters who never really got the chance to shine.

@@wdcain1 the only plot point from RE0 that matters is the Progenitor Virus, since I believe that was created from the Progenitor Plant Chris and Sheva discover in RE5. That flower pretty much became the basis for the T-Virus and the different Plagas in RE4 and 5, iirc.

Isn’t RE survivor set on some island like CV.

Oh my God, Wesker is just Xehanort

That might as well play Kingdom Hearts knowing this now.

I DID A FLAT-OUT DOUBLE TAKE HEARING THIRTEEN WESKERS.

FUCK YOU. JUST FUCK YOU. THAT MAKES TOO MUCH SENSE, FUCK YOU.

Lol if raccoon city didn’t go to shit Leon would’ve definitely had been a STARS member

Operation Raccoon City.

@@zaneseibert But that's gross.

That's.... no HUNKS job though, or even what he does. He goes in a grabs stuff, he doesn't clean up messes.

Wouldn't mind seeing a Death Stranding type of game with HUNK as the only playable character. Basically doing odd jobs for Umbrella, pick up and go here type of shit. You have a team of mooks with at all times and 99% of the time these people will die and be replaced by other mooks because the mission will almost always go FUBAR and you end up having to survive on your own against Tyrant level monstrosities. As a little curveball, the game will randomly have a mission go perfectly fine with no casualties and the entire time you're wondering why everything around you is still alive and then in the next mission everything starts dying again.

Okay, but all Hunk’s stupid dudes from Operation Racoon City have to stay away.

Jill got Kered!

He fucks up people names and puts a W wherever.

I'M ALREADY HALF-WESKER

Yeeeeeeeeeees!

Master Weskanort

We must contract the 13 Viruses to unlock Umbrella Kingdom and gain control over the χ-virus

I’d add Metal Gear to that pot, it’s storytelling is as easily badshit insane.

Except none of them have storytelling as ridiculous as kingdom hearts. KH is in a league of its own. That shit makes *_zero_* sense lol

@@Edward-Not-Elric it used to make sense, but then it started to try being grander than it could handle. and that's how we ended up where we are

except resident evil is fun, star wars used to be fun, and kingdom hearts is only fun if you skip every single cutscene in the entire franchise

@@god47398 idk there's fun to be had wiht the cutscenes of kingdom hearts, both ironic and unironic. and the EU stuff for star wars is still fun atleast

Wesker is best villain in the series and one of Capcom in general’s best baddies right up there with Bison, Dr Wily and Vergil. He was killed off too soon, he should had a background role in every game Thanos-style.

@@li-limandragon9287 Wesker is one of the best villains in gaming imo. He's got everything, the ridiculous masterminding everything, incredibly good looks, he masquerades as a good guy at first with a betrayal reveal, he gambles on super powers and wins, fakes his own death (iirc,) and then he gets his "full power max" moment at the end of 5 where he shows his true_power.exe. Shits hype. I love him.

Sort of. He doesn't appear as much as the joker.😊

Rikuo86 or just how stupidly powerful Alexia is

Cum ship? What u mean?

I am sickened but curious

@@matthewlugo2417 That white puddle Carla becomes after she mutates. It expands and covers the entire ship. Honestly, its the scariest part of the game.

RE x Death Stranding crossover

to be fair, pat cut out on his side

Hey, I heard exactly the same thing Woolie did so I don't blame him...play that back at 6:07: "So Claire is like "I can't f--- my brother""

I totally heard the same thing Woolie did.

Look even Capcom make the sibling relationship between Chris and Claire awkward m.ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-J6sf4hdYv-k.html

Remember: Woolie has explicitly said "I wish I had a sister like Laura..." during the Street Fighter 5 playthrough with the guys. There's *SOMETHING* there...

JoJo does this too with Dio actually.

“An inch deep and a mile wide”

Makes me wish it was possible to have some sort of middle ground between books and games or something. At least books are usually more narratively consistent cause the lack of moving pictures forces the only redeeming point.

To be fair to Silent Hill only the American made stuff treats Pyramid Head like Mickey Mouse all the following Team Silent games didn’t bring him back. Yeah he appears in the light gun and Paichinko games, but Konami are hacks we all know this.

The entire Metal Gear saga has been fixated on elaborating and recreating Big Boss and Outer Heaven for the entire 3D era, ironically the only villain from before the series had production values. Although with MG in particular, eventually the subtle repetition loops to becoming amazing once it becomes some so distorted that its barely recognizable; Raiden vs Armstrong being the mirror abstraction of Solid Snake vs Big Boss.

Look you can be toughest strongest monster killing badass, but compared to the stock market, you’re just a loser wearing utility pouches.

Realistic, though

How is that even dumb lol? They got exposed for being responsible for multiple bio weapon incidents and a city being nuked. Of course their stocks went to shit and the company went under. That's how you defeat an actual company in the first place

No dumbass. The stock crashed BECAUSE the US Government shut it down. Leon says as much in the RE4 intro. And Umbrella got caught specifically because Wesker was able to prove their connection to the T Virus in the Spencer Mansion Incident. You know, the very operation CHRIS and JILL were part of?

Well, it was more the president issuing a suspension of business order that killed them. The stock price dropping was really just the coup de grace.

I'm in the same boat, honestly. Never played 3 or CV, and only knew about Nemesis from mentions of it around... uh... *cough*re6*cough*

He really just mostly plays fighting games. Seen the spec ops: The Line play-through. The A.I. buddies actually kind of carried him and they react fairly slow.

I think his initial exposure to RE was Nemesis, Wesker and Chris in Marvel vs Capcom, because fighting games.

Woolie, a.k.a. the biggest Dreamcast fanboy in Canada, doesn't know anything about Code Veronica.

It doesn't amaze me at all, because I remember the only reason I know any of this shit is because I like looking up wikis for video game stuff, which isn't something everyone does.

They wasted her potential as a character in that movie though :(

@@Hannya_chua and the heroes do more damage than the villians

@@dogsoldier123 While doing gun katas and running in circles while holding down the trigger. Damnation did better justice as a RE movie lol

@@Hannya_chua compared to what she did in RE0 they turned her into a damsel in distress.

@@venomfuryx3250 Exactly. She's still ex-STARS, even if she was the young newbie medic, she still knows how to handle herself. I don't even think she picked up a gun or defended herself the entire movie, they literally sidelined her smh

@Syd Klem I mean, that's how FF14 explains it. They're not RIGHT next to each other, but Omega chased Midgardsormr across the cosmos for like 8 fuckzillion years until they ended up on Hydaelyn.

@Syd Klem This is what happens when a game's plot is wrapped up all nicely, and then any sequel to a plot has to RAMP things up to Gurren Lagann levels to make it interesting. FF4: The After Years establishes on Ancient Civilization that spread the crystals through the galaxy to recreate all life after they "accidentally" wiped it all out. The Creator/Final Boss of that story supposedly being the Original Cid. Dissidia then talks about Alter Universes, and an afterlife like plane of existence that was created by the Wyrm of Chaos and Order. It being Chaos and Cosmos actually being a red herring, and then truth being that it was both Shinryu and Mog respectively. I dont even know what other games have established in their own canon, but I'm sure it's equally as dumb.

Really after Sephiroth was defeated, the ground should’ve broken and Wakka the time wizard neo-eagle of the occult racist super weapon should emerge from Gaia and bellow *“WHERE ARE DEM AL BHEDS BRUDDA!!!?”*

I like how less than a month after this FFVII remake canonized it

But they actually are, it's in the Ultimania lol

First half of 6's story is alright. Simmons was a pretty good villian... Then the second half of the game happened with the Ada thirst and silly transformations.

@@PredatoryQQmber "bioweapons are not a thing in the real world"

Can't say I agree about the Wesker part, because... fuck it, he's Wesker, but I'm also really hoping that the remakes are setting up an alternate continuity to the RE franchise, because there are a lot of interesting things that could've been done had that 6 year timeskip never happened, and I'm saying this as someone who thinks RE4 is a fucking masterpiece that doesn't need a remake. Still really holding out for the hope that if this really happens, Capcom will revisit the fog/Hookman/Progenitor Virus build for RE4, especially since a big part of why we never got that particular version of RE4 was because of hardware limitations at the time.

So like the pokemon remakes?

I wouldn’t change Wesker, I love his evolution from Top Gun traitor dude to super villain. You’re right about remakes being able to fix the lore tho, maybe Leon doesn’t leave Sherry in continuity and they meet up with Claire again. Carlos has become a far better character now.

Yeah but Dante is fun, Jake is as likeable as DMC Donte.

@@li-limandragon9287 BIG disagree on that one. Jake had mad charisma and an actually legitimate place in the story. Him and Sherry are adorable together and his development as a character felt earned. Really it's just a matter of opinion though, if it didn't land for you I can't really change that.

@@ThiefofCrystals Yes him and Sherry are cute but I'll ask you this if Sherry were removed and you had play through entire story with just Jake RE4 Leon-style *would you really enjoy it?* All he does in RE6 is act protective over Sherry, brood, be hot headed and antagonize Leon and Chris, if anything Jake takes away character development because he literally interrupts Leon and Sherry's RE2 reunion due to his own chubby for Sherry which sucks. Cool gameplay tho.

@@li-limandragon9287 Yes, I would absolutely enjoy that, him spouting Jake shit the entire time would be amazing. If you boil Leon's personality down to such basic elements he has _even less_ personality than Jake does throughout the entirety of 4, he's there to save Sherry and make corny jokes, but we love him for how it's all presented. It seems Jake's charisma went entirely over your head and left you with a very different view on the character, which I'm not gonna argue with, we just aren't gonna see eye to eye on this one.

Thief of Crystals Jake doesn’t make corny jokes he makes edgy one liners like everybody in RE6 (even Ada) and they all suck compared to humour in RE4. Sorry dude but you’re too caught up in his twee relationship with Sherry notice what possessive asshole Jake is, it’s not charismatic when Leon a surrogate father to Sherry just wants to reach out to talk to her and Jake literally pushes him away like a douchebag that’s opposite of charisma. Not to mention the bit where he’s about to kill Chris over the fact he killed his dad Wesker even though Wesker abandoned him. You’re in a minority on this one, Jake Muller is a lame edgelord punk. He could’ve been interesting but RE6’s writing is subpar.

Ew

The ultimate crossover!!!!!

We're never getting a third:(

Sean Thompson To be honest I never enjoyed the Project X Zone games compared MVC, the characters dialogue gets super annoying.

Wait. The "family member" who tries to chainsaw you to death?

@@GuiltyKit They mean Eveline who is the little experiment kid; Mia is the chainsaw-wielder who's the player character's wife and is controlled into doing that because of how Eveline works as a BOW.

@@MrStath1986 owh yeah. eveline, not emily xD always mix those 2 names up

Until the dlc and even parts of the main game as a result. A little girl being manipulated and observed by THE CONNECTIONS. Dumber than fucking neo or blue umbrella. Who may or may not have made her/ broke her out from whatever company made her, and umbrella knew about them and their shenanigans and waited over a few years or months. Cant remember that point. But waited forever to make a move and still couldnt stop the virus until their comrade? Secret member? Random who even? Ethan tells them off camera whats going down?

SH1 is great.

@@torperator1555 Oh its a very good game. Little jank in spots due to the camera, but its great.

Dude I would pay Capcom billions of yen, just rewrite the whole franchise into being about Chris Redfield trying to get Leon Kennedy to impregnate his sister Claire while also trying to kill Ada. It’d be more interesting than any of the modern titles.

@@li-limandragon9287 Same. Chrisposting is honestly my favourite meme of all time.

Martin Papos Chrisposting retroactively makes RE6 and Vendetta interesting and makes RE2make even better if you apply you own headcanon to it.

RE5 is great because it takes itself completely seriously, which makes it a campy delight when Irving says "I've got an EXTREME MAKEOVER" and Chris punches a boulder. However, it doesn't work for RE6 because not only is the story a bad story told poorly, but it's just too dour to enjoy.

would've been great -piers and hellena +sheva and claire

It taking itself seriously was why I personally enjoyed it Mostly because there's so many forms of media nowadays that's all "ooh look how self-aware I am"

I don't mean self aware. More like what 4 was

@@0rriAndroid That is why I never liked Re4 as an re game because it didnt take its self seriously enough compaired to the rest of the franchise.

I literally watched it happen during his stream man

That's still pretty bad.

What is exactly wrong with that scene? Bad guy gloats about his monster creation, release it on the hero but gets killed by it instead. Classic story set up.

@@Guciom like the bad guys from house of the dead

@@Guciom Sure yeah, but what really sell it as not seriously is the fact that Wesker, a character who fooled his team into enter an mansion and dying for data on the creatures training and development for Umbrella. A mastermind to rule the world with tyrants, GETS EASILY OFFENDED by Chris laughing at his plan. He doesn't even barely have a comeback, he pathetically tells Chris to stop it. I get where you are coming from, that is classic writing, but the way the Resident evil team use it... it's hilarious man.

@@AceRevero That's more do to bad voice acting.

@@Guciom Fair point, then I, will admit my flaw on calling it stupid, voice acting was the reason for calling it stupid... am I in the clear for saying German Suplexing priest is stupid and cool tho?

Mercenaries is where RE6 shines. It's legitimately fantastic. The problem with RE6 is the story along with the abysmal level design and absurd setpieces in the campaign. If you isolate the gameplay and put it in a big map with a bunch of enemies, it's really fun.

Super Pochaco the problem is that you have to beat all the campaigns to unlock all the mercs stuff

@@at0micl0bster Yep, and that's a goddamn shame. If all the Mercenaries stuff was available off the bat in that mode or unlockable just from playing that mode, I'd be happy to recommend RE6 for it.

He’s technically in 14 too.

Pat gets a lil over arrogant about what he knows (or in this case doesn't know). Poor Woolie is getting thrown all over the place.

@@swalsh216 Yes, but he's not the same garland, which was the point. He even said there were "Garlands all over the place." Shame on you for making me defend the dumb that is pat, but he didn't really say much wrong there.

Final fantasy is an anthology series tho... unless directly stated

You see Terry a female Redfield is able to imprint herself on a desired mate and make him find other members of her pride.

Honestly, as someone who is as equal of a fan to RE as Pat is, but will be more honest with you about it, you can stop after RE5 if you're even willing to go that far lol RE1, 2, 3, CVX, 4 are the ideal games, RE0 and RE5 i feel are optional lol

@@Hannya_chua I've played 1, 2, 4 and 7 so far (I'm just waiting on 3make), would you suggest the games like code veronica and revelations or are they mostly trash/irrelevant?

@@mugsmcratmin6842 the Rev games are pretty good but sort of irrelevant (at the moment) to the overarching story, and Code veronica has not aged well. ALOT of backtracking and accidentally locking yourself out of a few key items

@@mugsmcratmin6842 Code Veronica is honestly better than Pat describes it, it's just aged a little poorer than the older PS1 games being one of the first PS2 RE games that is originally a Dreamcast port, so it sometimes feels "experimental" with a couple features. But it really does bring Claire and Chris together finally, but also introduces a few "questionable" characters like Steve and Alfred Ashford lol I actually didn't play Revelations 1 since I didn't have a DS when it came out, but from what I've seen in Revelations 2, it continues Claire's story and brings Barry back, but it does involve some of the weird and ridiculous Wesker family crap Pat was talking about. So I think it's optional if you really want to find out, but the Rev games seem to focus more on co-op too.

@@mugsmcratmin6842 Revelations 2 is the only other RE to have one of the other Weskers. It's also really good so I think you should play it. Just make sure to get the good end.

Oh yep, when Chris corners him in that DLC, dude just yucks it up and turns into a goo monster

@@RenegadeSparks Lucas at that point has completely lost his mind so his behavior is rather understandable..

@@Guciom I mean, it does sort of reaffirm Pat's point about Capcom only knowing how to mix and match 3 types of RE villain traits though. This is what? The 10th time the schemer character in an act of desperation goes goo monster?

Putting aside Lucas adhering to the stereotype, RE7 has probably the best villains in the entire series.

Super Pochaco it needed more jack and marge terrorizing you

The REmake remaster adds contemporary controls to the game and they work great as is; there's no need to remake it again.

@@MrStath1986 I completely agree, but there are some fans who really want to replay it with the over-the-shoulder camera and current photo-realistic graphics. But I say keep REmake 1 as is with the HD versions to keep the original vision alive alongside the latest remakes to get players to experience and appreciate the best of both worlds.

@@Hannya_chua Maybe these "fans" should just accept that not every game has to be a third person shooter and learn to play games that are out of there comfort zone.

@@Guciom I agree, but picky players will be picky, sadly, and will say a game is bad simply because they think a control scheme is "too old" or "wonky", especially if they're spoiled by today's standards :/

@@Guciom You say this and yet, the 2002 Remake won't disappear.

RE2make is awesome because it really dials back the stupid, I mean it’s still corny in places but there isn’t convoluted mess like later games.

@@li-limandragon9287 Yeah, I agree. Even the voice acting takes itself seriously, for once.

If it looks like Jill's MvsCap 2 super but with a proton cannon instead of the rocket launcher, I'd like to see that.

I hope Jill traps Nemesis between a hydraulic press and she’s like “Whose the sandwich now bitch!!!l”

All the kids died only Albert and Alexa survived and got killed later.

They did. They're called 'The Connections' and are being fought by the BSAA and their newest allies... Blue Umbrella, who are made up of the non-supervillain parts of the old company trying to make up for Wesker & Co.'s crimes.

@@TheProfessor529 Yeah, but do you wanna bet actual money that there still are super villan parts of Umbrella secretly running blue Umbrella. I can already see the plot of RE8 before they even make it and I'm not even a true fan of the franchise; I'm sorry that you've got to put up with this.

Ah yes. The new bioterror corporation: Parasitic And Retroviral Augmentation Selected On Lethality or PARASOL for short.

@@zeronikku3549 | Honestly, that's not a bad one.

He doesn’t make up BS, Crazy Talk just changes reality to make him wrong. Come on, learn your SBFP/CSB lore.

@@GoldLight73 There's only enough times you can tell that joke when you gotta face the fact that Pat has the memory capacity of a ginger hamster.

@@Guciom No. *Gate Successfully Kept*

But Claire tells Leon to tell Chris where she is and to come get her; Pat's point is that there's no indication Claire had actually been in touch with Chris between RE2 and CVX - her going to Umbrella France seems to be partly to find him - and yet her telling Leon to tell Chris what's happened suggests otherwise.

Absolutely, those meddling kids and their little girl did better than three crack special opts teams, a dozen trained cops, professional scientists, a million zombies and a snazzy motherfucker in a trench coat. That’s why the canon had to break them up.

Obviously you were too generous

I would’ve loved RE5 more if Chris was like to Wesker “Your next line is was this all about of your plan Chris?”

Yank my Tyrant Trigger

One can only hope it ate 13's universe after "lighting returns"

@@RenegadeSparks Unfortunately, I think FF15 takes place in same universe. Remember when it was FF13 Verses?

I love 7. Platinumed it. But holy fuck the moment you so much as glance at the story you notice so much that is wrong or contradictory.

@Raizen Jaegar, that all the crystals from from Final Fantasys 1-6 (Even if you don't see them in 2 and 6) were all observational devices from a long dead civilization, and kind of helped develop the civilizations of the Final Fantasy 1-6 worlds like the monoliths from the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey. Like, I love this idea as a concept, but it is baffling to explain. lol

-Crystals in 6 = Magicite -Crystals in 7 = Materia/Mako/Lifestream -Crystals in 8 = Lunatic Pandora -Crystals in 9 = Eidolons, obviously.. Memoria counts as well, connecting the Crystals at the heart of all Planets. -Crystals in 10 = Spheres -Crystals in 12 = Magicite, again -Crystals in 13 = L'Cie, everywhere, really

+Goblin Rat Only because I've been told about commonalities like Cid for years, but have never been told about Garland showing up elsewhere in name.

Could you imagine if there was some weird postal system involving these boxes in pretty much every home around the world in universe?

@@deslacooda Even in the Zombie Apocalypse, the Post Office still works

They work on a bio-curse.

@@Abdega Hey, the Phone Company in Redgrave kept it going.

Strands.

Yes. When Pat said there's 13 Weskers, he meant that there are 13 people with the last name of Wesker who survived some biological tests on them.

@@TheKeybladeofdarknes No, only Albert and Alexa survived.