Cat politely asking to get petted 

just let me see the kids laura im begging you

Hmmm But you cant Also Good way to promote And hey You waste time Why are you still reading Do something productive STOP I have to keep on typing cux you keep on scrolling I give up Hey Get a life this has more likes then my whole channel has subs....

baby meow

@@Mousedahbidoof you wasted more time typing it than anyone reading it ;)

@@Magda_7396 you got me

😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂

Lol 😂😂

She doesn't want to get warts on her hands, opps,,? Sorry

@ what?

Audy Maulizar ?

Audy Maulizar jajajaj i love my tuxedo cat, she so damn friendly I call her doggy!

Lololll

A true gentleman

lol

but also a bandit mask

Underrated comment

Underrated comment

lmao.

@@pentelegomenon1175 There’s a Pandemic, Man. That’s his mask. 🤣

that kitty understands the art of politely asking for more love when what she got is not enough🥰🥰

r/engrish

@@BarkaDog thank for the correction. I still learning English, can you point out where i did wrong?

@@user-bo1pz7fh5c thanks man my English not perfect, i will improve overtime, thank you for the correction.

Edit to "I am, once again, asking..." for maximum politeness.

@@marctayson9990 sure man, I don't want to making anybody feel uncomfortable.

Where can I get a penguin like that?

lutin grognon are you living under a rock? It’s has been proven that it is a nautilidae

Are you guys blind? That is clearly a turtle.

This is a Cumwhale I swear

Tamara Klüver lol

Is this a strange reference to the Harlan Ellison story "I have no mouth, and I must scream" or is it just accidentally really similar?

@@wolfiedude14 It’s both

@@birdthebird3396 cool, I will assume the contents of the story have no bearing on the cat

@@wolfiedude14 👀but what if it did

@@lisin4444 :00 that would be very questionable...

It's a RU-vid thing lol..

as someone with a tux that is most definitely bipolar, it’s just a youtube thing

👍😺

So precious❤

They are super intelligent and charming

Kevin Black hahaha!!

hahaha

lol

As someone with a tuxedo cat I can confirm

😆

I'm weak!!!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂

I read it with c3p0 voice

How do you know its a he

more cuteness ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-qyi3FoDZsRo.html

Lisa Smith eeh

CuteChannel no it’s not

Hooman

DOG PEOPLE

He's trying to train the person, sometimes it takes awhile.

😂😂🤣😂

😂😂😂😂

@@leonardpearlman4017 The cat may be "polite" but he is also persistent; both patient and demanding (seeming opposites), like any good boss is with loyal staff.

I read this comment in Stewie's voice

Damn gurl,u gave me yellow fever!

So from a cat's perspective, so fellow cats can see the video!!? Lol

can you pet me too?

How to speak english ???

What is this entire comment chain?

Splendid patting

I say pet, you say how long?

@@TheREDACTED141 I don't think that's the British accent they had in mind.

@Dovakiin Dragon born Not if you've taken phonetics lessons from Professor Henry Higgins.

My lady, I did not request that you cease your petting. Please, I implore you, resume your task.

Now we all want to be pet

@@Tkimba2 My first language has grammatical sex and a cat is grammatically female, that's why I wrote "she" in English. Yes I'm reprehensible, send in the feminist punishment squad.

@@ewaldseiland8558 lol. I was just making fun of feminist and stuff

@@Tkimba2 You don't make fun about lethal feminist enforcement squads!

@@ewaldseiland8558 ahahah I guess you're right.

@@Tkimba2 when I don't know the sex of an animal I just say IT.

The girl is pretty, too 🤗

Keep working on your pole dancing you’ve got a long way to go

Dislike since tux was already used years ago in other comments. Too repetitive.

@@tessmaru7285 you mean the cat right...? Fuxkin simp 😠😠

@@tessmaru7285 🤨📷📸

X Homo sapiens is singular. No such thing as a “homo sapien”

Also, that cat is a man, baby!

@@ben1147 such irony.. lmao.. person with the profile name "deez nuts goteem..." correcting someone else's English 🤣🤣

@@YOtshay its not english its a scientific name that you should not get wrong

😂😂😂😂

Same LOL

That means he loves you.

Mine smashes my head for food

@@Mira-gh5hf That means he loves you

Mine used to do that

Gentlecat

Tut tut, madam! Wherever is my petting hand!

catto: **tips fedora**

Geo Dude give credit where credit is due scumbag!

Wait until she's drinking coffee and the cat brings biscuits

He would sound like Stephen Fry who played Jeeves the butler. 🎩

"I beg your pardon, madame, but if you could continue with the neck scratches, I would be most obliged" "Guha, that's stuff" "Ah...pardon me, but, if you could once again continue."

@@lyndsaybrown8471 ahh(>\\\

@@lyndsaybrown8471 Lol! My God that's that it! Yes and to the right a little.

can i get a boua of wotta kind hyewmen? *tips top hat then sips on a hot cup of tea*

Yes indeed, but don't forget the cat. The cat is nice too.

lol, so true

I mean... im not complaining

Justice Uchiha LOLLL

FOR... YEARS.....

how can anyone not like cats

LMFAO

especially the bobs area

Plot twist: the cat was just touching her boobs.

Awesome..

Plot: she is a bitch!

U reminded me of butcher

@@devdut3663 bollocks!

guess that would be a brittish accent too ;)

Jouske cat

😂

@@exalted8659 It did. Would you enlighten me?

Julia robert .lol

Julia robert indeed. Lol

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-sAXutxWX7GI.html

When I saw this I thought of Harry Styles reenacting that scene on carpool karaoke with James Corden lmao

"Watch out, owner. This can become obsessive. If you don't pet me again, I will dig my nail into your skin and scratch again."

I have made 999 like on ur comment, if someone make it 1000 like this comment and let me know.

Lol

In a deep baritone voice

The manager did.

@Nikita mishra what

@@jaxdent7935 It's a joke about Bernie Sanders.

AFriendlyBloke the dude I replied to deleted his Comment. Tf u talking about

Lmao

@@jaxdent7935 Oh, I thought you were replying to the original poster.

actual lol

if you love african cats ...subscribe in my channel , we have many funny videos of african cats ...We love you all freinds

Hghhhhgaaaaaa😜🥰🥵😎😂😮

what the hell are these comments

Yes

Cat: Madame, may I ask for this pet and scratch behind the ears?

harry vrentas haha I have two tuxies at home I think that to myself everyday

Like the monopoly guy?

Jels Sunnilla Vandive Lol yes I can definitely see it xD Cat: Could you be as kind as to rub the tummy... oh yes... that’s the spot, I thank you madam, too-da-loo~

Lmao😂😂

Hmmm good one yo

two way petting zoo? lol iykyk

....

Ive read something about that, but then about dogs

@Ire Leo you ain't funny

You don't have to bully the guy for not finding it funny.

@@makenziesmith5466 They weren't trying to be funny, though

@@steampunkastronaut7081 They just said it once. How is that bullying?

@@steampunkastronaut7081 how are they bullying

Jack Exactly😂😂 🐱 🐱

As a dog lover, I say that is one amazing cat. Very polite for sure..... :)

So true

Hans Meiser he look like my first cat to he die because of car infront of my house and he die in front of me when he want to catch the ball

loloolololo

😂😂😂

Hahaha Well.....yeeeeaaah-? 😂

Yesss 🤣🤣🤣🤣

And then ur recommendations is full of cat videos 😂😂

true

"Can i get a cup of tea please" :D

0l0l

@@valentinokatic999 llllllloollllllllloollooloollllllllllllool9olollllllllllllll 0🐇🐇😁🐭🐭😁🐭🏢😰😁😰🐭😁😁😰😰🐭

@@mazin285 :D you have to read it with a Posh British Accent haha :)

@@mazin285 its my brothers joke

I totally read that in a posh, British accent 😂

@@charlesmonteroy2119 You mean in a Seba- wait nevermind ; 3

What the fuck sick fucks everywhere

M'Lady

Cringe

anthony has been blessed with the same recommendations as mine 👉👈😳

oh shit whaddup

Couldn't agree more, shame my cat doesn't politely ask so much as screech for dinner when he's already had it

Sophisticated animals? Meet my cat.

I agree. They like technology too which I find hilarious. Its fun to imagine how plausible it would be for cats to be advanced alien bio-tech to spy on us =p

neiljborja they're actually called tuxedo cats! ☺️

i use to have a tuxedo cat :(

neiljborja on this portrait on the wall too (:

neiljborja yasssss. He looks like Alfred as a cat.

i thought so too. I think that's the fur pattern.... it's called tuxedo

I to wouldn't mind -deep frying- having him for tea

@@pheonixflame2130 WHAT THE HELL-

@@pheonixflame2130 *NO!*

@@pheonixflame2130 *NO DEATH ALLOWED HERE*

@@matthewwilliams9348 *who said it would die*

Still a very polite way to command a slave

People: “THEN I SHALL SERVE YOU ONCE MORE”

Thank you. I feel that way with my cat, she’s needy as hell and I am a slave to her cuteness. It’s not fair😭

@@kamilm5614 😂😂😂

Her pet dolphin is so adorable. 😻

Kyle ColdRain British gentlemen🤪

Kyle ColdRain British gentlemen 🐈

That means Cat wants to colonise that girl!!!😑

Deadpool who slays assholes who’s the asshole and don’t tell me it’s Trump?

Oliver twist

I'll be the one to say it; to refer to the Disney film. He's what's called an Aristocat.

Well, he has only his tuxedo. He can't change clothes and wear jeans and a t-shirt. 😊

@@JohnADoe-pg1qk 🤔 the cat could turn into a bear if it was shaved... just saying...

Manners maketh cat

HAHAH love it

hahaha I actually didn't notice that until you said it. haha

Morty C-137 my girl has picks of her cats to infect about 80% of her phone is cat photos.

@@michaelswitzer2121 My girl can relate lol. She really loves her cat.

Why wouldn't she

@Cathy Earnshaw same 👀

Chips Handon I love how the cat specifically goes towards her face to show her it wants to be scratched on its head and face.

Chips Handon *Hooman

^^he gets it

I don't believe that a cat in a tuxedo would make such careless spelling and grammatical errors.

Chips Handon I concur!

😂😂😂😎

🤣🤣

Lucky my cat doesn't like it when I hold him like a baby

when i hold my cat like a baby he looks at me like "wtf man i'm 9 years old now put me down so i can sleep"

Omg ikr

it's autographed

😆

Stop it a cat cant hold a job. Its a animal. Be serious for once in your life. Do you think a cat has gone to acting School? You must be dumb

Paralyzer - I take it you’re not familiar with the many cats who are accomplished actors. Some have even gone so far as to win Academy Awards, have stars on the walk of fame. Most retire and open acting schools in LA. But the average cat usually holds a blue collar job.

Kimberly Reed hahahaha 🤣blue collar job

Purrrfect 😂😂

It would have been 10 times better if you said "off" switch lmao

Hahahaha

@@deniztark6242 No, he wants the "on" switch for putting in a food order. Having his jowls massaged was nice but not what he was asking for.

Pie So Fly 😂😂😂

Pie So Fly and the youtube best comment of 2017 award goes to

I'm reading this in Morgan Freeman's voice

1K likers :D

BigBadWolf bro same

The Grammar Police I was thinking that, what a gentleman for the ladies!

"The name is Cat, James Cat . . ."

verilyheld the name is Tiddles....Mr Tiddles

The Grammar Police That’s the Tuxedo breeds thing mines however an American Tuxedo Spynx mix so he’s pretty much more of a dog then cat

M'lady!

I agree. And the cat is cute too.

Freaking double standards.

hahahaha!

Caz u r not a cat

I do that all the time with my boyfriend, I hope he doesn't think I'm a weirdo 😂😂

Light Yagami r/whoosh

😍😍😍😍😘😘😘❤️

@Slimey Simon RU-vid girlfriend 😆😆😆? What is it exactly? 😅😅😅

@Slimey Simon you are a weird ass person

Hey, Mariano, do you want to be the last thing I see before falling asleep and the first thing I see when I wake up? If yes plz dm me: +54 11 6889 4710

@@lucianoalambrado I just dm'd you that I do. And you replied "I don't". What the actual hell is going on!

Haha

Yeap. That cat coat is literally called a tuxedo coat!

hahahaha

😂😂

animals don't think about work. It's not a concept any species besides humans remotely "understands"

@@unafflictedgaming Thanks for this explanation... but you know... it was just a joke ;)

@@unafflictedgaming wOw, it’s almost like their comment is just a joke and doesn’t need people like you stating the obvious because they think they seem smart when in reality it just makes them look like a total idiot who couldn’t take a joke if their life depended on it!

Cats are more interesting than people nowadays

Vladimir Glutin I agree

I think ourspecies is doomed...

Cats rule our homes, our hearts and our RU-vid recommendations

god I'm so sick of these comments.

It actually has but its very low

Abdullah A. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

True story youtube

I was like, “am I hearing shit?” 😂😂

Kneeco Lmao same

Lol gotta love it

My cats just turn into stereos. One shouts from the foot of my bed, another outside the bedroom and the last one sits on my chest and be as noisy as he can. If I refuse to do anything, any of them will lick my face and will start to knead my chest. 😀

One of mine is like that. The other just calls constantly, you just can’t ignore her.

Mine used to do that too, at 3 or 4 in the blessed am. He would sit on the dresser and launch himself onto my head, every morning, even when he had food in his bowl. Not high on my list of "when I love my cat" moments.

get up and feed the cat...

autumnleaves perfect comment omg😱🤗😇

More like- um, humanoid.Can you like, uh, do your damn job and do my bidding? What do you think I’ve got you here for?

autumnleaves Haha, underrated!

that's not a penguin that's a chicken (kidding )

That comment made me laugh. (thumbs up)

Anuron Guha you're so stupid that's a cat

Zombie Kenny you must be fun at parties.

LOL funniest comment

THE EMOJI THOUGH THIS EMOJI SI FREAKING AMAZINGLY FAMOUS / WHAT🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Cat didn't say stop please continue

LOL at 0:28 its like, "oh yeh, that's the stuff........"

I have a tux kitty who taps for anything strawberry flavored, I guess he can smell it. If I don't acknowledge his gentle taps, he sinks his teeth into my arm and runs. No one taught him to not bite the arm that feeds him😽

+Lynn Lynn ... our little guy is crazy for cantalope! he tries to reach up and knock it out of my hands while i'm preparing it. It's the only people food he will touch .. but he insists on smelling everything we eat like he needs to approve of it before we can eat it. 😉 i'll let him smell strawberries next time we have any & see how he reacts.

Brianna V.B. I used to let him chase grapes but I know they can be toxic for pups, so I was happy to find something benign that he likes. BTW, if you want an excellent cat story, watch/read "A Street Cat Named Bob". There are a bunch of you tube vids on him and the book is awesome!

lynn lynn I'm a guy and it was to see your reactions with your cat loved it, you had me really laughing out load..............the cat has a cool personality...... and knows you.............funny.....enjoyed.it.....and i have a few cats.......they can be fun.....

@@GodhandPlusOne I was not expecting that

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Unfunny format.

God make a more unique comment

Oh man what an original comment that is totally not copy pasted on this site over 3 billion times

Yeah right

Most people: "yeah, fuck most people".

Yeah, no kidding 😅

​@@iamme4882 yeah you're so much better than everyone else

You want to cuddle with polite people?

Cats do not have human facial expressions.

@@n646n No but they do experience and display enough basic emotions to be able to tell from their facial expressions and body language when they're happy and relaxed. Cat's don't have as many facial muscles as humans but they do have more ear muscles and enough facial muscles that watching how they position their ears relative to their facial expressions can display more than enough to speculate on how they're feeling. Pretty sure most people would acknowledge that it's just as easy to tell from a cat's facial expression when they're shocked or surprised by something as it is humans. They lift their brow bones in the same way a human does to widen their eyes in fear.

@@joshi897 Humans widen their eyes in fear. Cats widen their eyes for many many more reasons than fear, therefore it is not a fear expression like humans, so you're wrong yet again.

@@n646n It's actually ironic and hilarious that you're calling me wrong while disregarding my point because apparently, cats widen their eyes for many reasons, but humans only widen their eyes in fear? What a dumb ass claim. Cats definitely display facial expressions, even if they're not "human", and plenty of them certainly use similar muscles and display the same emotions as humans. What a stupid claim to try and counter. And humans widen their eyes out of fear, surprise, amazement, interest, alertness, etc. Your first comment wasn't even technically wrong, just an oversimplification, but now you're just acting like an idiot and whatever you were trying to do with that reply failed lmao.

Lies again? Online Reservations Cat Food

*petting

I can hear the british accent

I want a big hard throbbing black meatrod in my pooper

Sıkıntılı bir ruh hastasısın kardeşim

@@glurp2661 0-100 kind of guy

no i think it just had its eyes open :/

constantine hahajahaja

Simon0 all cats do that. the minute you turn away from them they peer, *deeply*, into your soul! scaaawy!

LOL I hate when cats do that.

polite cats should not peer into your soul.

😂

Nice one

Cats, were worshipped in ancient Egypt. In the royal household, when their cat died, the whole family shaved their eyebrows, as a sign of mourning.

Mike Morbuk Ohh!! I never knew this.Good information.

Royal fur😁😁😁

in capitalist america you 'grab em by the pussy' but in Soviet Russia pussy grabs you

oNlY 3.6 rOeNtGeNs

ahahahahaha

@@tommc4916 not great, not terrible

@@crashpal Yikes!

Jenna Master IKR

I was about to say that lol

Jenna Master Ok I'm glad to know my phone wasn't just fucking up

i thought there was someone in my room bc of it

Bruh I thought that was my phone fucking up lmao

Jack W really....

MrCooladdi ....so immature...

Chung-yu Liao your people are wise and strong in the ways of the force. 🗾⛩ We can learna much from yoursu people...yeeessss.

Dr. Honey Trap Bih • The Honey Experience • You are too with that profile pic

+Jack W ارگ.ف

AshleyRiot88 lmfao!! Thank you! 😂😂😂

So srry fr ur loss😔😔

Justin Ruffo mother opposite

"Miss him" Must mean that you finally got mad and killed him!

Patrick Star you probably couldn't see the sarcasm in that comment due to the helmet you wear daily blocking your vision.

jeff ghant honestly 😋😂😂

Absolutely hilairious

LMAO

Killer Punch 😂

Where is the disrespect in that dumbass

@@devilstyle1161 r/ whoosh

Matt Morales joke went over his head but still the "joke" is lame.

lmao

My rescue cat does this. I thought she just liked pulling my jumper or was asking for a treat.😁. I could have made money with a utube vid had I known.....she does it all the time.

You've just made me realize that "pet" is both a noun and a verb. My mind is blown.

@@nathandrake5544 Adjective, too, but do not say "my pet cat" to your cat. It will eat you.

Politiets efterretningstjeneste?

cause i want food

It'sJustCasey You’re really not funny at all.

@@UserNot_Known k m8 👍

i thought it was funny

@@UserNot_Known you're really not toxic at all

@@UserNot_Known Don't expect professional comedians to make youtube comments

Underated comment 😂😂😂

@@strikergk4558 shut the fuck up

@Striker GK - You're spending too much time on RU-vid if something like this makes you so angry.

@@strikergk4558 You're a paid actor

Such an original comment it deserves 113 likes duuuh

@Louis Williams It's the same stupid comment how is it funny? For 3 years old maybe.

God and Jesus love you

@@fauxbitties Amen! When God and Jesus love us we get extremely good pets!

Do you have any idea who is replying to your comment right now? It's the FUNNIEST MAN ALIVE! Me funny (!!!) vids are so extremely funny, if you don't cry tears of laughter, you are allowed to thumb down me XTREMELY FUNNY vids! Do you think me funny (!!!) vids are funny, dear qida

How are they now?

Aww😃

you ate the cat didn't you?

She was a wonderful cat

Awww. Cherish that memory

@@jasonvoorhees5640🤣 what lol 🪦

*Hooman

@@Negs42 *human

@@icopiedyou2225 it's a meme format..

Good one 😂

@@truthbetold89 Aha! so you're the one the original comment is referring to... Interesting 🤓

Olivia Martin Thats what im saying 💀

nillpro - Enfield When you try to adjust the volume, theres a message that says “This video has no sound” but there is clearly sound

nillpro - Enfield Idiot...

nillpro - Enfield were you not paying attention? Smh

Ikr?!