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11:45 “He’s a handsome guy” “he got bigger and bigger and bigger” I’m not going to lie that sounded like that was going a whole different direction at first 😂😂
A guy once texted me calling me “sweet girl” and to make it extra cringe, English isn’t my mother tongue. It’s not his either. We both speak the same language💀
“You’ve been to Venice?” “I have! It’s amazing - like a floating city, and it’s shaped like a fish - it’s-it’s incredible!” “You bend and shape like a fish too? 😨” “Uh-“ “Oh love it! 😍😍”
I'm six minutes in, and this video has already made me laugh more than I have for the past week. Or perhaps month. Anyway I'm hear to delightfully inform you of my following you as of now. Keep up the good work, this is incredible. Perchance
benita, ily. you're my everything. the will to my life. the shine to my armor. the ying to my yang. the water to my water bottle. the dream to my sleep. the sight to my eyes. the brush to my hair. the bed to my bedroom. the light to my lightbulb. the gas to my car. the cover to my pillow. the sun to my day. the moon to my night. the page to my book. the melody to my song. the anchor to my ship. the piece to my puzzle. the ink to my pen. the icing to my cake. the wrapping to my present. the happiness to my sadness. the laughter to my jokes. the winds to my freedom. the bandaid to my cut. the flavor to my food. the lightning to my storm. the snow to my winter. the seat to my toilet. the celebration to my birthday. the presents to my christmas. the candy to my halloween. the prank to my april fools. the food to my fridge. the money to my wallet. the blank to my paper. the bounce to my basketball. the truth to my lie. the remote to my tv. the hair to my head. the skin to my body. the red to my blood. the crumbs to my cookie. the shell to my turtle. the branches to my tree. the water to my ocean. the leash to my collar. the glass to my window. the heat to my heater. the skin to my body. the love to our relationship. ily pookie bear :3
"How old are you?" "I'm 30" "What year were you born?" "1984" "That would make you older than 30" "You don't know how to do math?" "Fuck" Time stamp BTW: 10:30
I always randomly come back to watch your newest videos every few months after forgetting about your existence like I almost forgot how funny your videos are so now I shall watch all the ones I have missed