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Catwoman - The Worst Superhero Movie Ever Made? 

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@agisuru
@agisuru 4 года назад
"A magic teleporting ghost cat" So like a normal cat huh
@aryansarkar6816
@aryansarkar6816 2 года назад
Facts
@Zyborggian
@Zyborggian 2 года назад
I misread this as "Sounds like a normal cat bruh" but I love how that doesn't change the meaning of the sentence at all lol
@riduanaqil1452
@riduanaqil1452 2 года назад
@@Zyborggian lol
@jahyamack8359
@jahyamack8359 2 года назад
@@Zyborggian For what ever reason something about that is super funny to me.
@toasterenthusiast8023
@toasterenthusiast8023 4 года назад
That smiling compilation was legitimately terrifying
@Legion849
@Legion849 4 года назад
Hahahaha
@briankoz6622
@briankoz6622 3 года назад
"A magic teleporting ghost cat" So like a normal cat huh
@notgray88
@notgray88 3 года назад
im cringing so hard it actually hurts to watch
@_Rick___Grimes_
@_Rick___Grimes_ 3 года назад
i physically cringed while watching it, my body couldn't handle it
@toasterbath7189
@toasterbath7189 3 года назад
Glad to see the return of the anime girls
@TheTwelfthCollector
@TheTwelfthCollector 4 года назад
Some guy named Phillips: So, did you find a good name for our Catwoman movie yet? Writer: Patience, Phillips.
@drpnasty28
@drpnasty28 4 года назад
lmaoo
@vjthehandsome5659
@vjthehandsome5659 4 года назад
this is genius
@phantom_mist1726
@phantom_mist1726 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂
@samanthabest8926
@samanthabest8926 4 года назад
Pitof: Write that down WRITE THAT DOWN!!
@jacksonandrews8714
@jacksonandrews8714 3 года назад
For the record, the skeleton compressing bit is real. Cats can fit through any space as large as their head. I don’t know how… but I can say the same for the rest of the movie too
@alisaurus4224
@alisaurus4224 3 года назад
Jail bars are purposely made to be smaller than a human skull though. So unless her skull shrank it’s still dumb
@g33xzi11a
@g33xzi11a 3 года назад
@@alisaurus4224 her skull is the only part of her skeleton that can shrink, but unfortunately cat law still applies so no matter how much she shrinks her head the rest of her body is logically obligated to fit, too
@yisizhang9604
@yisizhang9604 2 года назад
A cat burps on you and your whole bone structure changes?
@ranjanasharan4051
@ranjanasharan4051 2 года назад
It's because cats have a floating collar bone and they can easily fit their heads
@chattycatty3336
@chattycatty3336 2 года назад
Its because of 2 things, 1) cats dont have fully attached collar bones (detached collarbones), and flexible hips, the only part of their body they cant manipulate is their skull, thats why their head is the determining factor for if it can get into a spot
@bobbedybob8036
@bobbedybob8036 4 года назад
Imagine making famous actors/actresses act like cats. That's so dumb. It's good that they never made that mistake again.
@ayhuz
@ayhuz 4 года назад
Oh wait till you find out about “Cats 2019” Edit: people do know im joking right?
@stephania210
@stephania210 4 года назад
Oh wait till you see last year
@IsiahTomas
@IsiahTomas 4 года назад
They were cats? I just thought most of them acted like shitbags.
@crablord7934
@crablord7934 4 года назад
Hmmmmmm…not really sure bout that
@IsiahTomas
@IsiahTomas 4 года назад
Okay, fine. Though you gotta admit, Jason Derulo makes up for most of that.
@100TBlank
@100TBlank 4 года назад
"Call the cops you're not gonna believe this" Someone approved that scene
@AnalyticalMenace
@AnalyticalMenace 4 года назад
Even worse, someone got paid to write those lines.
@thisishandlenumber2048
@thisishandlenumber2048 4 года назад
Yeah Pitof approved that scene... Are you questioning the judgment of Pitof?
@jccinfinity7019
@jccinfinity7019 4 года назад
You dare question the word of the mighty Petey?!?!
@lizp5004
@lizp5004 4 года назад
More like, "call the COP..." Apparently, he's the only one on th force, since he's the beat cop, detective, interrogator, handwriting analysis, takes on robberies, murders, suicide watch, problems at your local theater - all at once! - saves kids at carnivals... the list is endless, bc he _is_ the force!
@margarethmichelina5146
@margarethmichelina5146 4 года назад
And he's not even explaining why do they need to call the cops.
@BugsyFoga
@BugsyFoga 4 года назад
Gotta give Halle Berry props , she took her Razzie for this film with pride .
@megashark1013
@megashark1013 4 года назад
Now can she apologise for the "Struck by Lightning" line in X-men?
@inferno9714
@inferno9714 4 года назад
@@megashark1013 Iin her defense, that's a terribly written line that NO ACTOR could deliver well. The writer should apologize for that.
@zxp3ct3r41
@zxp3ct3r41 4 года назад
@@megashark1013 no
@timothyfinch7295
@timothyfinch7295 4 года назад
I see you in the comments of every video I watch
@paprica672
@paprica672 4 года назад
*Halle
@Livingroomset799Dep
@Livingroomset799Dep 4 года назад
I just think it’s hilarious that they tried to make Cat woman a strong independent female superhero and made the story plot about *MAKEUP*
@Adanijames
@Adanijames 4 года назад
You right LMAO
@poweroffriendship2.0
@poweroffriendship2.0 4 года назад
That's pretty much every girls cartoon focusing more on fashion and makeup.
@spooky351
@spooky351 4 года назад
Women wearing makeup doesn't make them not strong. Women associating with femininity doesn't make them weak.
@astralflick
@astralflick 4 года назад
Big oof
@anjailbakeer
@anjailbakeer 4 года назад
Should it have been about the fucking Superbowl? Lol
@Horrormaster13
@Horrormaster13 4 года назад
This movie has the absolute worst basketball scene I've ever seen in a movie. That's how bad Catwoman (2004) is.
@duckman5494
@duckman5494 4 года назад
absolute best*
@FlyFox10O1
@FlyFox10O1 4 года назад
"oh fuck yeah i am so pro at basketball, look at how i can movETHE BALL BETWEEN MY HANDS SEMI-RAPIDLY"
@michaelstrong5383
@michaelstrong5383 4 года назад
I can understand her other catlike abilities, but what does being great at basketball have anything to do with being a cat?
@WiloPolis03
@WiloPolis03 4 года назад
And magic basketball scenes are always high art cinema
@bloodshark71
@bloodshark71 4 года назад
I found it to be adorable up until the slam dunk part that's were the lost me
@irish_jedi1158
@irish_jedi1158 4 года назад
I have a theory that the majority of the budget went to convincing Hallie Berry to wear that cat costume
@simplymarvelousliving
@simplymarvelousliving 4 года назад
Irish_Jedi 115 She got payed 14million 😬
@plutossky7534
@plutossky7534 4 года назад
Seems plausible
@322king
@322king 4 года назад
This whole movie is “Look at Halle Berry’s body”. You really missed the point of Pitof’s masterpiece.
@junichiroyamashita
@junichiroyamashita 4 года назад
Never viewed in that way,Halle Barry is not my type,but i really liked the movie overral.
@322king
@322king 4 года назад
@@junichiroyamashita I enjoy this movie as well, but based on the suit I couldn't think of any other reason it looks that way.
@junichiroyamashita
@junichiroyamashita 4 года назад
@@322king i am not the type of guy that likes revealing clothes on a woman,i much the prefer the original thight jumpsuit Catgirl for that reason. The reason i liked this movies was the overrall "magical/etereal" feel it have,where the cringe parts give a kind of aftertaste. They are cringy,yeah,for that specific reason it feels weird and disconnected,and it helps to convey that she is infact possess by a nonhuman entity. Also,i really liked the brown philter of the camera,almost simulating the haze of a hot summer day.
@junichiroyamashita
@junichiroyamashita 3 года назад
@MC Gaming well,you can argue that this one of the main characteristics of Catwoman,be it in bikini or a tight skinsuit . She represent a very feminine concept, and so attractiveness is one of her main features. The concept is the same,it is the way that is different. Frankly i preferred the first costume she had in the movie,felt more simple,realistic, and cool.
@crowwithashortcake
@crowwithashortcake 3 года назад
@MC Gaming you clearly care if you replied my guy cmon
@admin-yo1ee
@admin-yo1ee 3 года назад
The CGI shots of the city make this movie look like Killer Bean and I'm crying
@JunKazamaFan
@JunKazamaFan 4 года назад
Halle Berry's Catwoman outfit is something out of a porn parody.
@colonelstarsandstripes5379
@colonelstarsandstripes5379 4 года назад
LAUGHS IN BATMAN RETURNS PORNO PARODY
@JunKazamaFan
@JunKazamaFan 4 года назад
@malcolm watson Not at all. Just stating the facts.
@salzkuuu
@salzkuuu 4 года назад
malcolm watson it’s a bad thing when you compare female superhero outfits to men’s ones
@anyone4789
@anyone4789 4 года назад
I think that’s where they got it from.....
@Drauzet
@Drauzet 4 года назад
It looks ridiculous and is about to fall apart from all those flips
@zombie-pt4uc
@zombie-pt4uc 4 года назад
this movie actually made me forget that catwoman doesn't even have powers in the first place.
@julianclymer5440
@julianclymer5440 4 года назад
I'm pretty sure the skin cream made skin as hard as concrete that's why she could break the wine glass and why her face cracked.
@youknowwhat6873
@youknowwhat6873 4 года назад
I think it was hard like marble
@flymetocalihoe
@flymetocalihoe 3 года назад
no shit, and also she said "skin like living marble"
@xinthebox
@xinthebox 3 года назад
@@flymetocalihoe I just had to laugh 🤣🤣
@margarethmichelina5146
@margarethmichelina5146 3 года назад
Yeah, apparently her skins are not affected to Catwoman's diamond nails. I guess diamonds are harder than marbles?
@hydrolito
@hydrolito 3 года назад
I think the cat powers were suppose to have been inherited as there was a whole race of cat people. I think the skin cream had side effects but had nothing to do with their power.
@maximuffin6395
@maximuffin6395 4 года назад
You didn't mention the handwriting analysis subplot, that's my favorite part
@clutchcake7717
@clutchcake7717 4 года назад
When your older and realize that you watched a terrible movie so many times as a kid. Ah, That's Nostalgia.
@datboi1861
@datboi1861 4 года назад
It hurts me that I used to love this movie
@asobimo5532
@asobimo5532 4 года назад
Yup. Tomb Rider, Spy Kids, and many more
@lovelylipbonesouwwwwwwwolv2198
@lovelylipbonesouwwwwwwwolv2198 4 года назад
Same, I'm glad I could find a relatable and specific comment
@MTHSLH482
@MTHSLH482 4 года назад
I watched this movie a lot as a kid. And the only scenes I actually remember was the cat burping scene and the rooftop scene.
@Duhgel
@Duhgel 4 года назад
I loved this movie as a kid, it was my favourite
@dracowar6
@dracowar6 3 года назад
i love how half the stuff you say are variations on 'i swear I'm not making this up' . it's like you're trying to convince yourself this is actually real and not some nightmare
@somerandolad
@somerandolad 7 месяцев назад
I imagine that that's how most felt when explaining the film to their friends.
@TwinkleToesLorna
@TwinkleToesLorna 3 года назад
this movie is a gem. I've watched it 6 times since I was a kid. and it never fails to be entertaining. also, because our tv station is broke and just puts on old movies every year...
@reelbignate
@reelbignate 4 года назад
This video is just an excuse for Marcus to say he's got a *nonbinary partner now Edited to support their identity. Sorry for not checking this comment for a month!
@Cyromantik
@Cyromantik 4 года назад
And she's cute as hell! WTG Marcus!
@FernandoAPrado
@FernandoAPrado 4 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-OllDyM4gViw.html 9/10
@maxhydekyle2425
@maxhydekyle2425 4 года назад
What do you call a non-binary person? A theyfriend?
@flufflepants362
@flufflepants362 4 года назад
*parter. They're nonbinary.
@maxhydekyle2425
@maxhydekyle2425 4 года назад
@@flufflepants362 Theyfriend
@moiz_0125
@moiz_0125 4 года назад
Are you kidding me. Have you seen the basketball scene??? That alone makes it a masterpiece
@ygitor
@ygitor 4 года назад
Imagine how fast the movie would end if the magical ghost cats burped on cop man
@MajicMarco
@MajicMarco 4 года назад
Read this comment before watching the video and needless to say I don't understand.
@ALIEN-DUDE
@ALIEN-DUDE 4 года назад
It's not a burp, it's super shit breath
@anthonylamonica4110
@anthonylamonica4110 4 года назад
Pitof created the most influential piece of CINEMA through this movie
@inferno9714
@inferno9714 4 года назад
Well, if nothing else, it's a great example of how not to shoot, edit, write and direct a movie.
@obseed3041
@obseed3041 3 года назад
When I was a kid I loved this movie. I never understood what it was about and at the time I hated cats (because they ate most of our baby chickens, it's a long story) but for some reason I loved it. When I discovered that catwoman is a villain of batman's, I immediately thought that this movie showed her origins D:
@WobblesandBean
@WobblesandBean 4 года назад
I will never understand the mid-2000s obsession with shoving as many superfluous cuts into a film as possible. It literally gives me a headache.
@PhyreI3ird
@PhyreI3ird 4 года назад
I wonder if it was like a show of wealth/budget? Like a "look at how many cameras we have rolling at once at all these weird angles" kinda thing that some people thought was a sign of quality back then. Or maybe it was just edgy rebellion against older movies that didn't do any of that in a "these ain't yer grandpa's movies!!" way
@MrDanChandler
@MrDanChandler 4 года назад
Basically, they learned that they could before they learned if they should.
@s.w.d4010
@s.w.d4010 4 года назад
“Since when can cats teleport.?” You obviously have never lived with a cat before 😂
@anakyangbudiman8497
@anakyangbudiman8497 3 года назад
Dude literally has a cat
@Pyro04
@Pyro04 3 года назад
*literally has a cat and shows it in the video*
@bleak9157
@bleak9157 3 года назад
Bro you played yourself holy shit
@Outlawchief-cq4xy
@Outlawchief-cq4xy 3 года назад
You really didn't think this through did you?
@gxllis1791
@gxllis1791 3 года назад
Did you finish the video before commenting this?
@lancebaylis3169
@lancebaylis3169 3 года назад
12:46 "She keeps confronting Sharon Stone in multiple scenes, but then at the end of each scene one of them just leaves." I was today years old when I realised that Catwoman passes the Bechdel Test with flying colors.
@jesseaddo8834
@jesseaddo8834 3 года назад
0:01 What is this version of Slam Jam it´s hitting differently
@shineayandrews1869
@shineayandrews1869 4 года назад
It's a good bad movie to watch when you're bored tbh.
@anjailbakeer
@anjailbakeer 4 года назад
It's charming
@kbg12ila
@kbg12ila 4 года назад
I wouldn't turn it off if it's on TV on a Sunday Evening.
@WiloPolis03
@WiloPolis03 4 года назад
If I was chained up and thrown in a prison and unable to move my arms and legs, then I might watch the SW prequels. But if that isn't available then I might pick this as an alternative, on a good day maybe.
@TopTierTrashman
@TopTierTrashman 4 года назад
Either that, or ye can watch it if you’re YMS
@johncorr7154
@johncorr7154 4 года назад
I'll be doing that a lot in self isolation with the outbreak ongoing
@mamasam5180
@mamasam5180 3 года назад
“Patience may have forgotten about the face cream, but the face cream certainly hasn’t forgotten about her.”
@powerphi6323
@powerphi6323 4 года назад
Cosmonaut: uploads a "Worst Superhero Movie" video Me: "Call the cops. You're not gonna believe this!"
@darrengordon-hill
@darrengordon-hill 4 года назад
HILARIOUS
@Wuddigot
@Wuddigot 3 года назад
That last bit with the cat was by far my favorite part of the movie. Pitof really stepped up his game and the shot quality was suddenly really clear
@sirewucky89
@sirewucky89 4 года назад
when you realize catwomans not a hero or a villain lmfaoo
@darlalathan6143
@darlalathan6143 4 года назад
She's a rather awkward, indecisive antihero, lol!
@alimations5226
@alimations5226 3 года назад
So basically a cat huh?
@blameitonthebubble5294
@blameitonthebubble5294 4 года назад
Ah my favorite anime has returned, Marcus Losing His Mind episode 2.
@inferno9714
@inferno9714 4 года назад
Cosmonaut Variety Hour is Best Anime. Suck it, Cory in the House!
@furiousstudios4438
@furiousstudios4438 4 года назад
“Catwoman - The Worst Superhero Movie Ever Made?” The Amazing Bulk: *am I a joke to you?*
4 года назад
That's not even a movie. That's like if someone was testing their new vfx software.
@jeromedado7416
@jeromedado7416 3 года назад
Spider man some one bite spider then become super hero lmfao
@KleberDKurosaki
@KleberDKurosaki 3 года назад
BvS still top of my list, I can't even watch in one sitting before I sleep in act1
@docsavage-8616
@docsavage-8616 3 года назад
Even Catwoman is better than Wonder Woman 1984.
@cynicat74
@cynicat74 3 года назад
It's insulting to the artform to call Amazing Bulk a movie tbh It's more just a Powerpoint Presentation of random shit
@davinci3478
@davinci3478 4 года назад
Along time ago you said you would break down Blade Runner 2049 and I’m still waiting please do it
@AllyAlwaysBAwesome
@AllyAlwaysBAwesome 2 года назад
As a kid when this movie came out I was so hype about it, it didn't even bother me that the script was bad, the plot was worse and it wasn't comic canon. still a guilty love of mine and I low key hope someone can take it, reboot it and make it fit into the universe so it makes sense.
@athenajaxon2397
@athenajaxon2397 4 года назад
This movie walked so that Joker could run. They're both standalone movies about a Batman Villain that alter the comic book origin and both the protagonists are losers who become powerful and confident except one actor won a Razzie and the other an Oscar
@gimmeyourrights8292
@gimmeyourrights8292 4 года назад
One was same, the other was crazy.
@vision4860
@vision4860 4 года назад
@@gimmeyourrights8292 ...Neither was sane, whatchu on about? One is literally extremely mentally ill, and the other eats sushi like some kind of lunatic and has actual kleptomania.
@sultraa3555
@sultraa3555 4 года назад
@@vision4860 Read what he said again
@ZakWalker94
@ZakWalker94 4 года назад
Hot fucking take right here
@Negajoe
@Negajoe 4 года назад
I still gotta give props to Halle Berry for actually showing up to accept her Razzie.
@hanlee3345
@hanlee3345 4 года назад
TBH, this isn't even Selena Kyle's Catwoman it's a random other made up person
@1987MartinT
@1987MartinT 4 года назад
Well, technically they're both made up people. But I see your point: that this isn't the original Catwoman.
@lenab.7491
@lenab.7491 4 года назад
Nah, this is _P a t i e n c e_
@lexluthor5738
@lexluthor5738 4 года назад
No shit
@DustinKonrad
@DustinKonrad 4 года назад
Thank you for being honest
@archer9664
@archer9664 3 года назад
The scene where patience dies, and u hear snake’s scream is fucking hilarious 😂😂😂
@tatevolk7553
@tatevolk7553 4 года назад
I have the gameboy advanced game for this.
@98953812
@98953812 4 года назад
..................why??
@daniellecoburn8163
@daniellecoburn8163 4 года назад
@@98953812 seriously the movie probably lost money why
@klite789
@klite789 4 года назад
Yahya Ahmad 🤣🤣🤣
@xanthippus3190
@xanthippus3190 3 года назад
there are games about this?
@tatevolk7553
@tatevolk7553 3 года назад
@@xanthippus3190Yes, the one I have was released as a part of the marketing for the movie.
@adriananimates7448
@adriananimates7448 Год назад
When I look into my wallet after I spent my money on food: 9:05
@XenoCoffee
@XenoCoffee 4 года назад
10:05 If you look closely, you can even see the fade transition to show her ACTUALLY teleporting!!
@thedarkjw6219
@thedarkjw6219 3 года назад
Yeah
@panzerschiff9805
@panzerschiff9805 4 года назад
The editing looks like they threw a 35mm copy of the raw footage into a shredder, collected the pieces and copied that into the computer.
@Star.6739
@Star.6739 Год назад
7:22 Catwoman's absloutely ballin'
@hoottheowl6777
@hoottheowl6777 2 года назад
loved it as a kid. i still like it as an adult and i wouldnt mind watching it if it was on.
@starojunes
@starojunes 4 года назад
I remember watching this when I was like 7 in theaters with the fam. It was a TRIP lol. The lighting of the whole movie made it seem so unreal and like a dream at the time. I didn't understand what was going on at all. For all of it I just thought it was a cat lady jumping around and fighting people. Looking at the movie now and wow it's so bad.
@ZuFats
@ZuFats 4 года назад
the intro being a slam jam remix mashed with Ao-Iconoclast really threw me back to 2009 thank you for that
@easymoneysniper9013
@easymoneysniper9013 Месяц назад
I like the seagull part showing her vision is so good she thought it was coming at her and it's a mile in the sky. That's a pretty cool concept
@scaryhobbit211
@scaryhobbit211 4 года назад
9:30 - "HEY!" *"Vsauce, Michael here!"*
@KidTopick
@KidTopick 3 года назад
"Catwoman" my guilty pleasure the ps2 game was tight also
@milestrombley1466
@milestrombley1466 4 года назад
To be honest, Hallie Berry is still hot as Catwoman.
@555Tbird
@555Tbird 4 года назад
Hallie Berry is just hot.
@usagentgaming3079
@usagentgaming3079 4 года назад
I think she would have done well as Catwoman with a better script, and well a better movie.
@russellharrell2747
@russellharrell2747 4 года назад
Eartha Kitt was still 100 times the cat woman Hallie ever was, even in Earnest Scared Stupid from the 90s.
@palody_en-ja
@palody_en-ja 4 года назад
She hasn't aged in Catwoman since Catwoman came out!
@minutemansmonitor
@minutemansmonitor 4 года назад
@@palody_en-ja Yeah I'm pretty sure she's a vampire. 😅
@raiahy
@raiahy 4 года назад
This movie is my guilty pleasure, I’ve seen it for the first time as a kid and loved it since 😅
@fabrice-seanmarenel9091
@fabrice-seanmarenel9091 4 года назад
Can totally relate
@hidof9598
@hidof9598 4 года назад
Same.I too,love Daredevil and this
@jelenadjokic9843
@jelenadjokic9843 4 года назад
100% I can see all the faults that are pointed out and I agree with them, but I'm also all "but it's really fun tho..."
@blujay3557
@blujay3557 4 года назад
Saaaame😩😂 When I want to get into my bad bitch(or kitty) persona I watch cat women
@eueu4854
@eueu4854 3 года назад
"She's most of a nuissance, a social terrorist, if you will". Like a cat, right? 8:00
@goldfilms995
@goldfilms995 4 года назад
X-Men origins: I'm the dumbest superhero movie Catwoman: Hold my catnip
@FriBinCringe
@FriBinCringe 4 года назад
This movie was on tv a few years ago and when i saw the magical shit I just said "Oh i guess its not based of the Batman character its just a new character."
@turtleguyfan
@turtleguyfan 4 года назад
I remember I saw a tweet a couple months ago with a couple thousand retweets and likes saying that Catwoman is underrated classic. That’s when I knew I didn’t want to be on this planet anymore
@veselgana
@veselgana 3 года назад
"Where did the money go, Petoff?" 😹
@elfsieben1450
@elfsieben1450 3 года назад
Up his nose.
@G33KST4R
@G33KST4R 4 года назад
I hear everything that you're saying, but here's a counterpoint for why it's not the _worst_ superhero movie ever made: Haley Berry in an all leather costume.
@darlalathan6143
@darlalathan6143 4 года назад
Well, that's one thing going for the movie!
@gabrielmutombo7078
@gabrielmutombo7078 4 года назад
Other comic book movie directors: *make movies based on comics* Pitof: we don't do that here
@Kurtsg10
@Kurtsg10 4 года назад
Unfortunately I took a group of my friends to see the movie at theaters. I discounted the critical reviews and had free tickets. As we walked out of the movie, I profusely apologized for its shitty quality and one of my friends said, "Dude you are so lucky that that movie was free."
@edenz0354
@edenz0354 Год назад
9:40 I didn't even realise that old woman is played by FRANCES CONROY
@TheHero136
@TheHero136 4 года назад
I can't wait till we get to the cinematic masterpiece known as Howard the Duck.
@luisf2793
@luisf2793 4 года назад
Another George Lucas classic
@nektoinoi5649
@nektoinoi5649 4 года назад
When my friend and I were watching this movie, we had to split it in two parts, because every minute we had to stop to discuss what is wrong with it. We watched 1,4-hour film for NINE. F%CKING. HOURS. An astonishing experience.
@crimsonhunter7598
@crimsonhunter7598 4 года назад
L0L really
@nektoinoi5649
@nektoinoi5649 4 года назад
@@crimsonhunter7598 hell yeah XD
@argeshagan7407
@argeshagan7407 4 года назад
6:14 webs coming out of spiderman's body is not that big of a deal. i wouldn't care if its coming out of his ass as long as the story is good.
@l0sts0ul89
@l0sts0ul89 4 года назад
Yeah , Spiderman and his web slingers aren't that big of a deal.
@thebiggestofchungi3538
@thebiggestofchungi3538 4 года назад
@@l0sts0ul89 though I'd literally pay every cent I have for a spiderman movie where he swings around by his ass
@darlalathan6143
@darlalathan6143 4 года назад
Yeah, they should have come out of his body, anyway! I think the Ultimate Marvel Spidey had organic webbing.
@leaffinite2001
@leaffinite2001 4 года назад
@@darlalathan6143 i was under the impression the comics did that to mimick the movies, so unless im wrong i dont see your point
@wet0wl
@wet0wl Год назад
@@darlalathan6143I honestly don’t think they should. The spider bite gives Peter the abilities of a spider, not the actual attributes. It’s why he has enhanced senses, the ability to stick to walls (which aren’t due to barbs), and proportional strength but he doesn’t have 4 eyes, 8 legs or of course, spinnerets.
@kk_33
@kk_33 4 года назад
I love how you included a clip asking your girlfriend to borrow jewelry to make it clear yo the audience that you, in fact, do not own a pretty silver necklace
@coleozarko1023
@coleozarko1023 4 года назад
Birdwomen doesn’t roll off the tongue as easy though
@hydrolito
@hydrolito 3 года назад
Hawk woman is another popular comic book character and there is another called Raven.
@BLVCKSUITE
@BLVCKSUITE 4 года назад
I’ve seen all of Halle Berry’s movies. And with all due respect to her... She is not a leading roll type actor. She is a supporting actress as best. She does well adding to whatever it is she is in but not able to carry a movie solo. Cat woman sucked because of a male director. If it was a female like how Patty Jenkins did WW then it would’ve turned out great. That was even said years before WW came out.
@mynameissarah5117
@mynameissarah5117 4 года назад
So true! If they ever do remake it then I hope Patty's the director.
@ruriva4931
@ruriva4931 3 года назад
The script was wack too tho.
@BLVCKSUITE
@BLVCKSUITE 3 года назад
@@mynameissarah5117 I completely agree, or someone like Patty.
@BLVCKSUITE
@BLVCKSUITE 3 года назад
@@ruriva4931 I agree it was terrible. Like why hire a French/European director for an American superhero film?
@BLVCKSUITE
@BLVCKSUITE 3 года назад
@Roena Williams to be completely honest and straight up! She did very well in Boomerang where the story and directors were both black, one being Eddie Murphy himself. Not saying she needs to do garbage like BAPS, which was directed by Robert Townsend, which he should be ashamed of. But to actually do a movie and get a razzie award and no one blames the writers or directors or screenplay just Halle? Wtf
@pp4272
@pp4272 4 года назад
Becouse of this movie i am an alcoholic.
@ryanscott4038
@ryanscott4038 4 года назад
WHY DOES SHE HAVE A KAREN HAIRCUT!?! WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS!??
@leonardhollsten8145
@leonardhollsten8145 4 года назад
She has short hair, I must be behind the times because I have no fucking clue how that is revelant.
@ibrahimabdullahi3077
@ibrahimabdullahi3077 4 года назад
@@leonardhollsten8145 You don't know what a"Karen" is?
@ala-lash3710
@ala-lash3710 4 года назад
Actually Karens have Catwoman hair because Karens are about what was sexy in early 2000s
@leonardhollsten8145
@leonardhollsten8145 4 года назад
@@ibrahimabdullahi3077 I know full well what a Karen is, I just fail to see how every woman with short hair is automatically Karen material. Not to mention the fact that Catwoman has short hair in some of her incarnations, mainly the games and comics.
@ashb7
@ashb7 4 года назад
That haircut is literally the only other thing they got right about the character aside from calling her Catwoman. But they still lose points cause Catwoman has black hair, not brown.
@ternaldo
@ternaldo 2 года назад
SOLID moment at 5:30 why is it so goddamm funny?????
@Its_Ruidimentary
@Its_Ruidimentary 4 года назад
When even Hallie Barry accepted the Razzie and even admitted how shitty the movie was
@slicedbread5692
@slicedbread5692 2 года назад
I am a movie addict... And somehow I didn't even know this movie existed. I feel like everybody involved in creating this film has tried to hide it's existence
@Woopb
@Woopb 4 года назад
I didn't even know this movie existed
@saltoftheegg
@saltoftheegg 4 года назад
Duckerston Gen z?
@Woopb
@Woopb 4 года назад
Yeah but I saw when 2000 spider-man movie came out
@johnathonhaney8291
@johnathonhaney8291 4 года назад
I'm certain you were happier before that knowledge came to you.
@Juliett-A
@Juliett-A 4 года назад
To be fair, "an army of magical ghost cats" is far from the most ridiculous thing comics have done. The one positive thing that can be said about this movie is that a woman of color got to be the superhero star. And retracting that positive, Halle Berry is one of only a handful of women of color who ever gets to star in movies.
@justmisterp
@justmisterp 3 года назад
The Catwoman & Copman playground scene is an almost exact replica of the BS playground scene in Daredevil with the bling guy and ninja girl.
@jackelope6134
@jackelope6134 2 года назад
Lil late, but the superheroes jumping off of buildings thing on this and daredevil is also from spiderman. Like the studios thought that was a crucial part of the superhero movie recipe along with edgy monologues
@i_am_ergo
@i_am_ergo 8 месяцев назад
6:16 I personally prefer the "natural" web to mechanical shooters. It makes a lot of sense from a biological standpoint, since Peter was bit by a spider, and spiders produce web with their bodies. It consequently does more to make Peter Spider-Man than his iconic, though actually not spider-related, sixth sense. But most importantly, given the ridiculous amounts of web fluid that Spider-Man uses to swing around NYC and fight bad guys, it's way easier to use the character's entire body to mask this goof than two tiny wrist-mounted shooters that would realistically last him maybe a minute, tops. Also, biological web automatically answers the question "why is no one using Spider-Man's insane web fluid to build stuff, considering it's easily the most transportable building material in history that simultaneously rivals the durability of steel?"
@Lutherstrode17492
@Lutherstrode17492 2 месяца назад
Because his webbing only lasts for two hours
@Torquesquad
@Torquesquad 4 года назад
Hold on dude.... how does it get worse from here, is it even possible???
@KillYourGods
@KillYourGods 4 года назад
“Babe I need to borrow some jewelry” 😂😂😂
@youisstupid2586
@youisstupid2586 4 года назад
“A french film maker with one name” idk why but I laughed out loud at that...
@Krystinelle
@Krystinelle 3 года назад
I know it’s a bad movie. But It holds a special place in my heart because I loved it when I was a child. I probably shouldn’t have even seen it when I was a child because it’s oddly sexual, looking back.
@darlalathan6143
@darlalathan6143 2 года назад
Well, if you don't have flashbacks about it, I guess it's okay, lol!
@nilevalleyafrican9451
@nilevalleyafrican9451 2 года назад
I liked this movie, people can f*** off
@owl.feathers
@owl.feathers 2 года назад
The sexuality in this movie is so corny that it's harmless imo. The cringe factor is much more likely to traumatize the children lol
@owl.feathers
@owl.feathers Год назад
@VentureAway Hmmm that's a good point, although I think by far the most influential film for furries is Disney's animated Robin Hood
@owl.feathers
@owl.feathers Год назад
@VentureAway Oh, no I don't think so.
@dameC5822
@dameC5822 3 года назад
This movie is bad now, but for some reason I actually loved it as a kid.
@smolfry3438
@smolfry3438 3 года назад
For me it was alright but I understand why it's so hated
@nyiadabrat5862
@nyiadabrat5862 3 года назад
I loved it as a kid too but now this video made me wanna rewatch it
@coledustin1080
@coledustin1080 3 года назад
Halle Barry that’s why 🥵
@docsavage-8616
@docsavage-8616 3 года назад
It's Cool to say you hate Catwoman. Especially when everything Produced by the DCEU is Complete Garbage.
@Zyrox_.
@Zyrox_. 3 года назад
Y
@devolvy1542
@devolvy1542 4 года назад
Upcoming movie: Robin A movie featuring a guy who is bitten by a robin and then starts robbin' people while singing like a bird
@sleeepy181
@sleeepy181 4 года назад
There's nothing I wouldn't give to see that.
@olserknam
@olserknam 4 года назад
underrated
@cj003
@cj003 4 года назад
Wonderfully executed comment
@Wired4Life2
@Wired4Life2 4 года назад
Don't robins, being birds, peck? Can robins even bite? *_See the film to find out!_*
@stephonvalentino7020
@stephonvalentino7020 4 года назад
i would pay top dollar to see that lol
@Billy7265
@Billy7265 4 года назад
"Only the second movie in this series." Our boy is going to go insane by the end of it.
@RowansReviews
@RowansReviews 4 года назад
Hope he does ghost Rider
@katanafourzeronine
@katanafourzeronine 4 года назад
@Jimmy Barker BvS has things you can enjoy (OST, Batmobile, warehouse, Batfleck). SS has things you can enjoy (Deadshot, Captain Boomerang). This movie has nothing.
@shanechannel7066
@shanechannel7066 4 года назад
My dad yells at me.
@DarkestKnightshade
@DarkestKnightshade 4 года назад
CVH better take less time to upload the next part of the series than he did this time.
@playboispidey5511
@playboispidey5511 4 года назад
Three words: Batman and Robin
@samwallaceart288
@samwallaceart288 4 года назад
“She just kinda forgets about the evil plot for a while and does other stuff.” Probably the only actual cat power.
@shooby9496
@shooby9496 4 года назад
😂
@benhaney5843
@benhaney5843 4 года назад
"THE POWER OF... DISTRACTI... oh shit, what's the shiny shit over there?!"
@bhughessr20
@bhughessr20 4 года назад
209
@scottwallbank4794
@scottwallbank4794 4 года назад
Lmao, thats the best comment on here. Brilliant.
@paulx873
@paulx873 4 года назад
😂👍🏿
@gaymiens
@gaymiens Год назад
i can’t believe they made a movie about a batman character and a company selling evil face cream and they didn’t somehow think to use the already existing evil face cream company from the animated series?? why is this not a clayface movie??
@gaymiens
@gaymiens Год назад
like it wouldn’t make the movie BETTER but come on it was RIGHT THERE
@thegardenofeatin5965
@thegardenofeatin5965 11 месяцев назад
Let me ask the question: Did they actually license the character from DC comics to produce this movie, or does this atrocity count as legally reasonably distinct?
@Kingdom850
@Kingdom850 3 месяца назад
@@thegardenofeatin5965 Warner bros distributed it.
@aguywithalotofopinions412
@aguywithalotofopinions412 4 года назад
This whole movie feels like a bunch of cameras constantly fighting
@ashb7
@ashb7 4 года назад
The cameramen were told that only the dude whose footage is used the most would get paid.
@itzadam9359
@itzadam9359 4 года назад
that is the most funniest comment we had
@elishawilson1429
@elishawilson1429 4 года назад
Fighting like children constantly saying it's my turn no it's my turn
@j.l.3742
@j.l.3742 4 года назад
I am your 1,000 like holy shit
@jonathangodbolt9134
@jonathangodbolt9134 4 года назад
Lol fuck you camera 2 this my angel *roars like lion*
@johanliebert5269
@johanliebert5269 4 года назад
Selina: trained since childbirth to become catlike to steal stuff Patience: magic cats
@samwallaceart288
@samwallaceart288 4 года назад
Only marginally more crazy than Tim Burton’s take on it. In Batman Returns, Selina gets fed up with systemic misogyny, gets yeeted out a window, and then gets bitten back to life by a bunch of normal cats. Also, she literally has nine lives. Because she was bitten by cats.
@barnabychicken2202
@barnabychicken2202 4 года назад
So Johan Liebert went to RU-vid after escaping from the hospital
@YouWantMyPancake
@YouWantMyPancake 4 года назад
@@samwallaceart288 i mean yeah but Tim Burton one was enjoyable ya know like that was cat woman to me ;) hehe
@samwallaceart288
@samwallaceart288 4 года назад
YouWantMyPancake - Make no mistake, Batman Returns is a masterpiece; I love it, possibly the most Tim Burton Tim Burton there is when he was at the top of his game. Terrible Batman movie; brilliant Tim Burton movie. Selina played by the most iconic actor; gets her power from random alley cats and hatred of the patriarchy. Penguin is a literal mutant who has a clown posse and weaponized missile-launcher penguins. And then there’s just Christopher Walken, himself qualifying as a villain without needing any modifying features. The movie’s off the friggin’ chain.
@BTZombie88
@BTZombie88 4 года назад
SamWallace Art I thought I read that she was supposed to have survived the fall and just had a psychotic breakdown and only believed she had nine lives. Of course I can’t think of a reliable source for that but I always liked to believe it. Either way the movie is insane and I love it.
@nathanielschwiebert8515
@nathanielschwiebert8515 4 года назад
Cats 2019: “Ok, let me try the remix”
@mazimadu
@mazimadu 4 года назад
Fricking cats!
@macka123grr7
@macka123grr7 4 года назад
@@mazimadu always makin remixes n stuff
@AJGOLDENCHILD
@AJGOLDENCHILD 4 года назад
@@macka123grr7 yeah they fat cats
@SaadNabil
@SaadNabil 4 года назад
Boo to that movie!
@garfijon1433
@garfijon1433 4 года назад
This comment just made my fuckin Day XD
@jacobray5360
@jacobray5360 3 года назад
"Where did the money go?" I'd bet it went up someone's nose.
@elfsieben1450
@elfsieben1450 3 года назад
Sounds likely.
@darwincity
@darwincity 5 месяцев назад
Either that or huge salaries. Bailey got $15 million, it sounds like Stone got $10 million, Wilson seemingly got $5 Million (he once called this movie the biggest payday he ever got), Bratt probably got a similar salary and Pitof surely got a big check. Plus, Pitof’s “trademark” was that he filmed his movies exclusively with then-expensive digital cameras. All in all, at least half of the budget up in smoke even before anything is on set.
@joe-vg6zx
@joe-vg6zx 4 года назад
Love how the main 2 characters are "cat-woman" and "cop-man"
@grumpyoldman3458
@grumpyoldman3458 4 года назад
When he was at High School he was bitten by a radioactive cop ;-)
@chimedemon
@chimedemon 4 года назад
Grumpy Oldman it gave him supernatural abilities like going upstairs really really quickly, and smiling at strange women, and being a shitty knock off of Bruce Wane.
@stelatokugawa6315
@stelatokugawa6315 4 года назад
The movie itself is shit but we all know why we watch it 🍆✊🥜
@oreoshorts2274
@oreoshorts2274 4 года назад
Haha James Gordon
@nrnehigie7382
@nrnehigie7382 4 года назад
Cop man? He’s my fav hero.
@jeremyjahns8586
@jeremyjahns8586 4 года назад
"Lemmie try the remix" how is this not the funniest movie in the world
@anjailbakeer
@anjailbakeer 4 года назад
I fucking love that line!!!
@fudgesolo6352
@fudgesolo6352 4 года назад
That line killed me XD
@paperbackwriter1111
@paperbackwriter1111 4 года назад
because it's boring half the time
@nifralo2752
@nifralo2752 4 года назад
That's the sort of thing my 57 year old father would say when failing go be modern
@jeremyjahns8586
@jeremyjahns8586 4 года назад
@@paperbackwriter1111 i'd say 35% of the time. the other 65% it's fucking insanity
@makotoplush9776
@makotoplush9776 4 года назад
Catwoman: A woman who dresses like a cat. Catwoman movie: A woman who dies and is revived by a magic cat and has superpowers.
@michaelstrong5383
@michaelstrong5383 4 года назад
And acts like a cat too
@elpotato5011
@elpotato5011 4 года назад
Cats: the sonic fandom
@emceemunchapussy1891
@emceemunchapussy1891 4 года назад
@Black Ninja she doesn't even have powers in the Batman comics
@half-lifescientist1991
@half-lifescientist1991 4 года назад
Cosmo the blue peashooter So basically the Tim Burton cat woman, but somehow even sluttier
@smugfortune9977
@smugfortune9977 4 года назад
Burtons way of turning Selena Kyle into catwoman was more believable than the catwoman movie
@sadgirlhours4088
@sadgirlhours4088 3 года назад
Me, watching this movie when I was younger and seeing absolutely nothing wrong with it and loving it: oh boy I hope this doesnt awaken anything in me
@redgoesfaster5792
@redgoesfaster5792 2 года назад
Community reference?
@nasseemnaffaa3266
@nasseemnaffaa3266 4 года назад
This movie was a bad excuse to get Halle Berry into a tight leather suit
@dorksdomain8355
@dorksdomain8355 4 года назад
Jimmy Padilla no no he wasn’t
@trewy5683
@trewy5683 4 года назад
Theres no such thing as a bad excuse to get Halle Berry into a tight leather suit
@sammycoats524
@sammycoats524 4 года назад
Yeah so I'm very thankful this movie exists
@shawklan27
@shawklan27 4 года назад
@@sammycoats524 word
@ChocorocK
@ChocorocK 4 года назад
@@trewy5683 Darn Tootin.
@TheREALGalamineGary
@TheREALGalamineGary 4 года назад
“...smiling like an idiot at everything she says or does” Marcus that’s just dating.
@crablord7934
@crablord7934 4 года назад
Was gonna scoff then realized you're right
@olymolly3637
@olymolly3637 4 года назад
Single people: "Unrelatable."
@alphashitlord1446
@alphashitlord1446 4 года назад
cop man was a simp
@jotabeas22
@jotabeas22 4 года назад
@@alphashitlord1446 edgelords are evolving, watch out
@SlickSkuddy
@SlickSkuddy 4 года назад
Alpha Shitlord Halle Berry fine bruh.
@rohankeegshibe6131
@rohankeegshibe6131 4 года назад
Plot twist: everyone but cat woman has superpowers and it’s teleportation
@HoodedFigure420
@HoodedFigure420 4 года назад
Exciting potato pitch meeting
@Andrew-jh6nm
@Andrew-jh6nm 4 года назад
@@HoodedFigure420 nah
@secretlythreeducksinamansu3546
@secretlythreeducksinamansu3546 4 года назад
Didn't he show her teleporting too?
@rohankeegshibe6131
@rohankeegshibe6131 4 года назад
SecretlyThreeDucks InAManSuit idk I guess her too then lol
@yoursexualizedgrandparents6929
@yoursexualizedgrandparents6929 4 года назад
She use to be able to teleport until she got cat powers.
@joost0133
@joost0133 4 года назад
This was just the Cats (2019) prequel. How innocent we were.
@IcyDiamond
@IcyDiamond 4 года назад
Joost van den Heuvel Uh Meow?
@Mohamad-m7md
@Mohamad-m7md 3 года назад
This is a masterpiece compared to that catshit movie
@margarethmichelina5146
@margarethmichelina5146 5 месяцев назад
Somehow Halle Berry in black leather outfit which shows her 70% of her skins and shows her midriff still look good than CGI Taylor Swift in Cat Body
@tinymouse.
@tinymouse. 4 года назад
YOU FORGOT ONE MORE THING THAT IS SIMILAR TO THE COMICS.... SHE’S A WOMAN
@johnmako3659
@johnmako3659 4 года назад
Omg its tiny iroh! Can you give me a tea mr iroh?
@tinymouse.
@tinymouse. 4 года назад
@@johnmako3659 here you go
@johnmako3659
@johnmako3659 4 года назад
@@tinymouse. thank you
@Pyro04
@Pyro04 3 года назад
Did you just assume catwoman's gender?
@loonahater
@loonahater 3 года назад
Pyro04 it says woman in the name
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