Caught My Best Friend Breaking Into My House - UNFILTERED #5 

*Mariah* : tells joke *nobody laughs* *Heath* : still smiling at her Das cute 🥰

Zane: so what scares u the most David dobrik has entered the chat

man i told you i was coming over like 15 minutes beforehand!!! hahahah

Why did Zane not bring heath to negotiate the price of his hairline tho lmao

“I just don’t like not being able to see.” “You’re sleeping.”

I REQUEST MATT MAKES A PODCAST OF JUST FACTS AND TELLING STORIES!

On today's episode: Heath protec. Heath attac. But most importantly, Zane has a bad back.

Zane is lowkey so attractive that nobody would even care if he was bald. 🤷‍♀️ Js.

The was the smoothest ad drop ever.

Heath: doesnt want people to know where he lives Also heath: gives the exact neighborhood he lives

Smoothest Ad read of 2019! 🔥

“I pulled a gun on Scott” 31:05

"We're from Florida" will always be a valid excuse for anything. lol

the sleep paralysis and them talking about the robberies just scared the shit out of me

When Zane went to take off Heath’s hat, he said he almost dropped the water. YOU TELLING ME THAT AINT COFFEE IN THEIR COFFEE MUGS DURING COFFEE TALK? 🤔😂😂😂

Heath: I just don’t like not being able to see Zane: you’re sleeping.... 😂

no one: zane and heath: we’re from Florida

Zane: "i gotta buy apple juice for my kids" *buys 100 bottles* Zane: "oh no I forgot my grandbabies! Mama's sorry!" *buys another 100 bottles* Also zane: "I hate grocery shopping"

It’s ridiculous that “fans” think they can just show up at people’s houses. They have no idea who you are and you think it’s ok to just show up somewhere UNINVITED??

man mariahs and zanes synced laugh at 32:57 sounds demonic

Zane last episode: “this cooling pad is doing wonders omg!!!” Zane this episode: “this cooling pad don’t work for shit wtf????”

"you're not dependent, you just really really need it" lmao

"Break-ins and rob-ins", 2019

bruh i feel so bad when mariah said “ole post mAAlone” and no one laughed

I never hear anyone talk about the Orphan, it’s actually a crazy movie

This felt exactly what a spooktober themed podcast episode should feel like, hopefully every day til Halloween it has the same vibes

Nobody: Not a single soul: Mariah: WOAH its gonna be windy today

most Canadian's don't wear shoes inside and everytime i see American's chillin inside with sneakers makes me cringe so hard lol

When they’re talking about the man In the hat... there is literally one behind Mariah 23:03

heath: i'm afraid of the dark. david: hmmm..

31:10 for anyone coming from the halloween costume video

"We are on season 2" Heath, slow down😂

I love how RU-vidrs are talking out more about fans coming to there house. Truly it's so not right how people are doing this. Happy that Heath said I will defend myself if I feel threatened at my house. I can only imagine how hurt Heath would be if he killed a innocent fan because he felt threatened at his own house.

Can y’all call it “Team 4: Unfiltered”? I love the fact that Mariah and Matt are offered the chance to give their own little bits about each topic y’all bring up!

Fun fact. “Pumpkin spice” is just referring to the seasoning for pumpkin pie. Not actual pumpkin.

31:10 for heath pulling the gun on scott

im a new fan of all of them.. the vlogs, zane & heath, matt, mariah, ALL & let me tell you.. I am so in. This shit. All of it. Is addicting. I love you people

heath: "imagine being 22 years old and hanging out with 6 year olds." me: *an elementary school substitute teacher* "SCREAMS"

y'all should talk about any "ghost" experiences you've had since it's spoopy season lmaooooooooo

*did nobody see that Zane was bouta take a sip from his mic instead of his coffee?*

"He hasn't has his coffee yet, but he's had his Tequila FOR SURE!" 😂 I love the lil setup of fall decor on the couch table! 🍁🍂🌾

when zane says the mugs are filled with water instead of coffee 🤭

I can’t imagine just listening to the podcast lol I live for their expressions

Zane and Heath: “make sure to go to hellafresh!” Me: “what about blue apron???”

Zane: “I almost knocked over this water” Me: it’s SUPPOSED to be COFFEE

love how Heath thought it’s season 2 😂. Someone’s in a rush. And love the fall decorations. spooky time baby! 🎃

Wow that Ad read was so smooth, I almost didn't realize it was an Ad 😂

Matt: “did you guys hear about that mother in Indiana.” me living in indiana “Here we go again” 💀

21:24 why is no one talking about Matt’s expression 😂😂😂 Cuz same

Heath should dress like an 80's Rockstar again since he's back to being a skinny legend.

Timestamps: 0:25 - Tipsy Zane. 1:18 - Spooky Season and Spoopy Merch. 2:55 - It's Coffee Talk, B*tch! 3:17 - Host or Co-Host? 3:47 - QVC and Other TV Fails. 6:54 - The October Season and The Pumpkin Spice. 8:10 - Funny Feet. 9:08 - Halloween Costumes and Heath's Identity Crisis. 12:10 - Zane's Hair Restoration and His New Hairline. 16:27 - Zane and Heath's Worst Fears. 18:45 - [AD] HelloFresh and Cooking For Dummies. 20:35 - The Fears of Speel Paralysies. 23:41 - The Beak-In. 28:34 - Celebs Killed By Fans and Scary Stalker Moments. 31:06 - Gun Pulled On Scotty and the Dangers Of Scare Pranks. 34:41 - Scary Neighbourhood Memories. 35:51 - The Two Guys Outside Heath's House. 39:55 - Matt's Interesting Stories 43:45 - Escape Room 2. 47:58 - Removing Zane's Wisdom Teeth. 49:34 - Visting The Chiropractor. 50:28 - David Caused Alex's Staff Infection and Limb. 51:40 - iPhone Trypophobia 52:22 - Outro.

*shows picture of zane’s toe* everyone : cringes me: looks down at my toe doing the same position

I don’t listen to podcasts but ever since this came out, I’ve been obsessed with it. Like you guys are so naturally funny and I genuinely enjoy listening to you guys

Zane should talk to Jeffrey Star about the hair procedure!

I’m fascinated by serial killer documentaries, they don’t scare me they make me think of what to look out for.

Zannee, Zach from the try guys did the hair surgery and he seemed to of had a overall good experience and he was awake through the whole process. If you haven't seen it yet i would recommend watching also good content

Nobody: Absolutely no one: Not even a single soul: Zane: I wanna feel like I’m gonna die

David and Jason who? Unfiltered is the best podcast out rn. Come to Memphis soon👍🏼

i’m ngl i only say “spoopy” and no one understands why.

Wanted to listen to this to go to sleep :) Then zane and Heath started talking about sleep paralysis :):):):):):)

Florida: Tuesday, October 8th, 2019 7:40pm YouTude: Zane and Heath: unfiltered Me: *grabbing coffee* I AM READY HUNNY

The brand deal was excellently placed in the conversation

16:46 “I thought I dropped the water” OH so this is water talk not coffee talk? EXPOSED! We got you on candid camera

It’s funny how Zane is laughing his ass off then 1 second later he’s really serious

Best episode by far!!! Sooo good and I love that Matt and Mariah are also part of this

Heath: “I’m having an identity crisis” Trisha: “hold my beer”

wait they actually didn’t stop after their 4th episode 💀

16:45 "I thought I dropped the water" - Zane Bro are they taking it is it really coffee talk or is it water talk?!?!?!?!

"post may-lone" god mariah is such a blessing!! hahahahaha

Man i was falling asleep when Heath started talking about his sleep paralysis and now i will never sleep again! 😫

heath to mariah: “baby do you remember that?” im sorry? baby?

Me: thinking he’s for some reason scared of grocery shopping Then: this is now somehow an ad

Even when you talk about really basic and everyday things y’all make it so interesting. This is the only podcast that I’m truly dedicated to.

goddamn these podcasts are everything😭😭i moved to japan recently and like i feel like i’m still in cali just listening to u guys for some reason love u all

"Love yourself until there's something you don't like about yourself, then fix it, then love yourself." - Zane and Heath 2019

this is my favorite podcast. This really has set the bar high for others. You all vibe sooo well

You know it’s top secret if *ZANE* doesn’t know the story

ZANE PLEASE PLEASE WATCH THE TRY GUYS EPISODE WHEN ZACH HAD HIS HAIR TRANSPLANT

I WANT A DRUNK ZANE AND HEATH UNFILTERED EPISODE!!!!!!!

"And I ain't even had coffee yet" that infinite waters reference yasssss

That segue into the ad read was the smoothest transition 😂😂😂 it didn’t feel forced on me it just worked in the conversation

I never listened to David and Jason's podcast or any other podcast. This one is the best im tellin yall

Y’all our boys got the sponsor spot filled 😌🥳🙌

16:45 zane admitting he's drinking water not coffee during coffee talk.....

I can’t believe there are people who haven’t seen orphan. Terrified me as a child.

you’d think heath was from NY the way he’s always strapped and ready to go florida is understandable tho

Zane- “I WANNA FEEL LIKE IM GONNA DIE”

The “post maaaalone” joke by Maria is equivalent to the “what are those”’ joke in the Black Panther movie

They ask you what you are wearing so if by the time they get there you are outside looking for the person with a gun they confuse you for the intruder and shoot you or some similar situation.

“We’re from Florida” LMFAOO I felt this I was born and raised in Florida and they’re is no better explanation than shit goes down🤣

Zane: your hairline ain’t to good either Heath: THE PUMPKINS 🎃

zane:"what scares you the most?" heath:"you want me to be honest? your hairline" *SAVAGE*

At this point Scott should make a guest appearance, he is talked about on almost every episode. I would love to see the chaos that would happen from an unfiltered/skotcast crossover.

There is a “Saw” escape room in Las Vegas

These have honestly been getting me through my freshman year of college! bless you guys :))))))

Heath should pursue being a TV host , he’s really engaging

“It’s glitter rock, it’s glam, and it’s fabulous!” LMAO Best school of rock quote...this is why heath is the best 😭😂❤️

I love y’all so freaking much y’all are my favorite people in the vlog squad plus Mariah and Matt

I’ve had that experience with the man in the hat, he’s been following me since I was a kid it’s been a year since I have last seen him. It got so bad that my mom had to bless the house with holy water so that he could leave Edit: by the way I have always known him as the man in the hat, I didn’t know that people experienced the same thing as me. That makes me nervous....

honestly i love the relationship between Zane and Matt. I just watched the video where Zane got his wisdom teeth removed, and Matt was so sweet and caring and just doing everything he could to make sure Zane was comfortable and happy. And also, the fact that Mariah is there and she's obviously a big part of Heath's life, and Matt is there with Zane. i just love their friendship. I ship it platonically and romantically xp