Chappelle's Show - Tron Carter's "Law & Order" - Uncensored 

Universem2 pits are the most loyal gentile smart dogs.

@@xman2738 they are super loyal, and great family dogs I agree

Mike Beezy then they were forced to fire upon the K-9

"GET THAT (______) DOG TOO." 😂😂😂😂😂

DeeSmokez Gaming I assume it's supposed to be a flash grenade but prob still would be fucked up pretty bad

It be like that

Clearly, if you paid attention to the clip, the dog was trying to attack.

@@m.b.8446 It reminds me of the cop that shot a civi's chiwawa because he felt threatened by it. Look it up.

@@DeimosDarkness Damn, that was crazy. Good thing he was fired.

Jesus is that Bill Burr yelling that

Dave Chappelle pulls out the reverse uno card

🤣🤣🤣

@starkiller871 "you're a big lipped beast" 😂😂😂

Ironically 20 years

That's just a Minimum tho

Plenty of time to lift weights and convert to Islam.

Thank you.

Bruh that shit almost killed me the first time i saw it lol

lmfao

Augusta Owens I’m Muslim and that shit was hilarious 😂😂😂

I didn't get it.

How the white man gets treated in a court of law when he works for the Feds..

😂😂😂😂

Zippity do da

Zip it up and zip it out

Well thats suspicious

😁😂😂😂

That was actually an ongoing joke from another skit he did.

THAT HAD ME ROARING LAUGHIN

@Jon Gruder

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nah, it’s all about the jury

“You filthy big lipped beast.”

Aaron Curry If you listen close he says “In 10 minutes, which is a new court record”

Aaron Curry bunch of niggas on the jury 😂😂

They should have had the Wu-Tang Clan as the jury members

MagusKali omg that would’ve been awesome

When they pan over to the jury I lose it every time

Yea that was classic. 😂😂😂😂

Agreed 🤣🤣🤣 i died

He really want to call him "ninja"

Not only that, but the guy Tron talks to on the phone, the prosecutor, is the gas station clerk from No country for old men, the infamous coin toss scene.

It wasnt a grenade, it was a flash-bang

it was a flash bang bro

@@VonJay even if it was a flash it would still explode the dog, majorly injuring it

Actually *pushes up glasses* The prop was a MK 2 “pineapple” fragmentation grenade, but it was supposed to be a flash bang grenade

@@peterm4839 no it wouldn’t lol they use flash bangs for a reason I know people who have been direct hit maybe a bit of shrapnel but that’s all there’s no powder in them no explosion

It was weird your honor 😂😂

The effect looks like it was supposed to be a flash bang but the props department got lazy 😭

Looks like it was a flash bang.

​@@lwilliams7448And it still took it like a champ

yep

I miss this style of humor. We cant have funny things anymore, apparently.

@@Scorch428 not true. Just nobody is this funnyb

@@basedgodstrugglin How would we know? They get canceled before they get well known.

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Gemmark Agatep Epic. Lol. I miss this show.

*smells finger

Really dude 😂

Gemmark Agatep 😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂

"ABS.SO.LUTE.LY. NOOOOOT......tap tap"

Steal a cheeseburger, police will chase you down and arrest you. Be a bank and help drug cartels launder billions of dollars….. no arrests, just a fine, no criminal record.

You got it 😂 but most people didn’t

No it doesn't. It sums up every victim-seeking black person's imaginary version of the "justice department." Or justice SYSTEM as everyone with an IQ over 80 would call it.

Did you notice the file he pulls it out of has a stick figure drawn on it 😂

Did you find it now?

Lol good find!

“Do you...” “Fifff” thats where i lost it😭

Radical 😅🤣😂😄Fanatical 🎙classical 📜skit this episode🎬 should of🤔 been called🎤🏃 Trading🤦 Places2 😱😎 plead 🗝da☝ fif 5th🤣🤣🤣 luv😍 this 💪guy 🎚😜😍Dave🕵 Chappelle😍 lots of laughs.. 😅

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Zippidy doo dah have a good day! Real ones know

Kingman Brewski zip it up and zip it out

@@bababasri3 the office.............same energy

Im too white to know what One love means. Can someone explain?

I LAUGHED SO HARD

Absolutely Not!

Lol

you're right, selling rocks would be wrong ahahahhhah

JAIL IS THE SHIT!

Lol

😂😂😂😂😂

"I can one choose one..." 🍷 🍷

Sr Bell16 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Def my favorite line

What if...

Definitely my favorite part because the man had like no lips at all😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

The judge was so serious when he said it 😁😂😂😂

It is almost like they're actors...

@@mikemiken1963 omg really?! i thought they were civilian juries !!! thanks captain fucking obvious!

@@krnskiller Genius over here surprised when actors don't laugh on camera, or in a used cut. Your comment was very stupid. Go back to PUBG, lolol.

@@mikemiken1963 Oh, you're one of those :) got it. Have a great day!

@@krnskiller i hope you have a good one. Perhaps you'll point to the sky in amazement, wondering aloud to passersby "HOW THEY GET THEM CLOUDS UP THERE?!". Or upon sighting an odd hard red octoganal flower spoutibg from the ground you will ask your handler "WHY PEOPLE DON'T GO ANYMORE AT HERE?" You'll get a pat on the head, a Worther's Original, and a pitying smile, but that handler is sending out resumes at the least P U B G lol

I don't think it's the fact that his skits aged like gold More like the corruption in the justice system is immortal.

@@mahmoudhossam4954 aka Aged like gold

dyvinesun It's been done in real life during drug busts and or mistaken drug busts and they just say " s**t. Happens. For Real.

dyvinesun 😀😃which dog were They Refering to?😇

Yes.... the dog didnt do anything and they shot him...

@Jimmy Rustling who said anything Bout crying?

@Jimmy Rustling People are more upset at the fact that police actually have shot dogs during raids when they didn't need to.

TonyT CTFU

& from his own pocket!! 🤷🏽‍♂️ lie wtf?! Your honor!! I object, that’s not in defense discovery.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 gat dawg,I know right!

Was that Bill Burr?

etancia Yes..

He would plead the fif

Candie P cut to the jurors who were fools wearing baggy clothes & durags 😂😂😂

G The Genius Beats I died when the judge called him a Animal, filthy , big lipped Beast 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this sketch was genius.

And their admittance is in the court record.

Candie P Forreal!

Funny

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FIF

Dumiso Siwawa that part kills me everytime😂😂

Same here. Came back to watch it again lol

Dumiso Siwawa ikr i die everytime i hear that part!!!!

Came here for that too haha

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂😂

It’s 2050 😂

@@biancachristie man I’m saying where the last 27 years went

Are you from the future?

Ikr....😂😂😂

Drip....Drip......Drip

Lol....I missed that😂😂

All these years I totally missed that 🤣

@@raulalvarez9146😂😂

"& convert to Islam" Funny thing is that Dave is a Muslim.

also a reference to Malcolm X

Moe Josephian now get out of my sight you ffffuck

@@MrMikegraham that had to be ad libbed

vincespell well good sir I can tell you have a keen eye for the arts as I’ve long said that his brief but powerful performance went slept on by the academy. His delivery is top notch switching from disdain, then right in to condescension with Plenty of time to lift weights and convert to Islam. But in humble, and I do stress humble, yet 100% correct opinion where he stole the scene was the disgust in his face and voice with the- Getoutta my site you fffffFuck. I stood up and cheered until my apostles who are yet to develop the eye was like yo skrawts sit down and shut the fuck up my baby is sleeping. For real though the judge has always been my favorite part of that sketch

@@filmoeskrawts3539 Best reply ever

T.C. Battle well you clearly have far better than 20/20 vision on how to spot a phenomenal, well informed, clear cut hard hitting post with no apologies.

Filmoe Skrawts 🤣🤣👏🏽👏🏽. 🌈

Tanya Wade welcome to enlightenment. enjoy your ascension and sip freely from the punch bowl of knowledge. You all are my inspiration for dropping factual Life altering information, for free, because I’m a humanitarian marinated in the sauce of correctitude.

I can only choose...O N N N N N N E

Had me screaming! FIF!

Anything you say fif

It was actually a senator not a judge but you know, we all got the point anyway.

What ?? Hahaha fucking psycopath. I found the next Dexter

“SHUT THAT FUCKIN DOG UP!” the dog wasn’t even barking 😂😂

lmao what a sweet dog

How times have changed, the killing of a dog on TV wouldn't pass so easily with how sensitive some people are

Moises Hernandez this show got away with a LOT of shit that wouldn't fly today

Chuck Keough If you type “hahaha”, you don’t need the “laugh out loud” afterwards. It is implied.

@@neumoniad Quoting Obama?

Lol

No that would be a travesty if they ever found out

Yea that's what the "well dressed" whites say when they get warrant issued on their name.

I can’t like it cuz it’s at my fav number but I love this comment

Back then Dave was tryna wake ppl up but it was like it went over everybody's heads

Watch pharma CEO Martin Shkreli plead the fifth

@@Sam-vi2ho how long did he get?

@@waxdoe115 in 2018, Shkreli was charged in federal court to 7 years @ Club Fed & "up to" $7.4 million in fines. That's pocket money for him. I wouldn't be surprised if he serves 2 years & is then released into parole on "good behavior." ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-LPIQ_gyiHag.html

@@BiblicallyAccurateToaster I don’t think they let people out early in federal prison but I agree it’s chump change to him

@@BiblicallyAccurateToaster There's a mandatory sentencing of where you have to spend half your jail time atleast being considered being able to leave that's the court system

I loved his Netflix special where he said "I come back afer some years to see Key and Peele doing my show."

Imagine them all together

To the beat get my cheesecake you can only choose one huh

Key & Peele are not funny, like ever.

@@blackedoutlabelent9800 with Chappelle running the show u know the director and all

If it's hard to laugh then you missed the message.

@@nsanch88 you missed the message. It's not easy to laugh at the systemic corruption that allows rich white collar crimes to go unpunished while low income black teens get their life's ruined for weed

@@yanickbahler lol dude white collar crime (the ones working with the cops and general justice system here) doesn't mean white people. It is opposed to blue collar crime. Rich people of all skin colors commit those with minimal repercussions. But i said black teens because statistically you're more likely to get searched for drug possesion and get harsher punishments for equal crimes if you're black.

@@yanickbahler well your name is Yanick

@@yanickbahler yeah is it

No, only u, cuz Ur special

You have been found guilty by a jury of your peers.

neil ryan shut up lol

@@pinkyogioriginal Oh come on. That was one of the funniest lines in the the sketch.

He really is

I still watch it...and this show ...timeless...you laugh more you watch it

This show was loaded with talent. Chappell, bill burr, Neal Brennan, Charlie Murphy, etc. a bunch of them became big names after they worked with them

I am right now.

I used to watch Chappelle with my aunt so my mom wouldn't find out

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It is an exquisite f bomb. Swearing is a skill.

Clearly the most epic f bomb ever administered

He had like 6 F’s 😂

Let me show you this secret document "fif"

@@WShoup9818 🎶FIIIIIIIIIFFFF🎶🤣🤣🤣

My family uses that one ALL THE TIME!!! 😂😂😂

That jury was lit up, high as the kites and slightly bias.

Daniel Ventura he has a team of writers its not all him. Just saying.

Shut that fuckin dog up!!!!

oh stfu

The crowd was genuinely surprised

Bill burr

it made me think about how different it must be for black people to be on trial.

Unforgiven311 😂😂😂😂😂 #facts

"Shut that fucking dog up" LOL! Dog wasn't even barking.

0:54 what's on BET.😂🤣

I don't know how the actors kept straight faces with the dialogue they had to speak.

"His wife threw her titties in my hand. It was weird your honor.".

😂😂

Lol

imagine how destroyed are people in real life when that always happens.

The police shot my dog in front of me when I was 6, Miami Dade County.

SHUT THAT FUCKING DOG UP 😭😭😭😭

The Pride of London 😂😂😂

1,2,3,4 FIIIIIIIF!!!😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

I have a secret document that I think you need to see. "FIF"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

i believe it

He's a crooked East Coast Comedian

So an east coast cop ?

He was on Breaking Bad.

@jae Pea Dave's more like the chef

Bill burr the token white asshole that shoots the dog. Bless his roles

Facts.

Nah shut you dumb bitchass up

"Shut that Fucking Dog Up!!!"

Black Black Mirror

Lmao key and peel fucking wish. Dave already covered everything they talk about in his comedy, and before it was financially viable to do so.

@@spaceghostcoasttocoast9343 What do Key and Peele have to do with Black Mirror?

I say plead the fif too from time to time and laugh to myself even when usually no one else does 😂

@@brittaberry7788 i still do too! I say it sometimes but in a regular voice but in my head its this clip

Just did it

Why do you think I'm here hahaha

I had a laminated piece of paper with fif written on it at work for whenever something would break