Yeah Steve Jobs was assassinated ages ago by Mark Zuckerberg, the robot created by Microsoft, and I still get nostalgic feels any time I see him in something.
I've said this once and I'll say it as many times as I need to for people to understand. Apples greatest achievement isn't their products, its marketing.
I thought this was going to be a parody of the Chinese sweatshop factories that Apple runs and there'd be worker suicides along the entire factory tour.
+Silvana Abro Apple treats their factory workers like complete and utter shite. Pay is low, work is hard and long. They've even got suicide nets to prevent people from killing themselves.
My friend has a zune (maybe it's zoon...) and he had gotten it when it was new. To prove how nice they are, he would chuck it at brick walls and it wouldn't get scratched. It still works to this day and I still don't know how they didn't sell
TheMechanicalTitan When they came out, they were very hard to get music on because you couldn't just get music and put it on it, and had to exchange it for Microsoft points. Also, it was just a response to the ipod calling it the "ipod killer", I'm not very surprised that the zune didn't succeed. If they wanted to compete they should of done something new, not copy and past.
Based on the title, I think this video could have gone one of two ways: a Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory parody or a horrifying look at Asian child laborers.
Apple's success is vastly due to Steve Jobs being an advertising genius. They really know how to market their products better than all other competitors. Not that I'm saying Apple is better or worse, that's a debate I'd rather avoid. Just saying, Apple sell themselves better
But 'everyone else' copies Apple when it finally tries ton do something innovative. Fingerprint sensor, 3d touch, dual camera (I know it existed before, but no one used it), the notch
@@martinhorvath4117 thats not true. I'm friends with someone who hacks all his devises and personalizes them. This includes apple. He uses a virus that prevents them from updating untill hes cracked the system. Its not rocket science. Yes its harder, but doable.
No. it would have lots of cameras and lots of screens. Wait a minute, I'm forgetting their genius for re-branding. Yes it would have Windows but they would not call them windows. They would be Google Earth Reflectors or iPortals or some other such nonsense.
Who knows... maybe the one who wrote it? But im sure it wasnt only one person. So a group of people might know its content? Or maybe not even they know all of it because a programm wrote like 75%... who knows...
Just for your information, it's Oompa-Loompa-Americans or Cheeto-Americans. And reducing them to their race is racist. They can achieve as much as all other races i.e. the current US President is part Oompa-Loompa-American.
I'll get right on the that where I write something completely unrelated to the topic just to please you when you're checking the comments I apologize your highness
Watching this 2011 video in 2021 made me experience an epiphany: Congrats people, now you know exactly how people will remember the decade of the 2010's. Now I will go elsewhere to figure out how the 2000's are remembered.
@@fabianmayer Now if you want to use wired headphones while charging using only Apple products, you’ll need an iPad that has support for the magic keyboard, so you can charge your iPad using the keyboard and then plug in a $10 adapter that converts it from USBC to 3.5mm and bam, iPad away while charging (and with a pretty good keyboard)
KirbyFromDreamLand Its a concept :/, and its not a kids gaming company if fat fucking nerds sit on there ass in there moms basement at 25 and go ham on a 3ds, and thinking now that would be pretty fucking retarded!
I think their secret is their pricing. People that don't know anything about specifications/features (most users) will assume more expensive is better. I can relate to that since I don't have a fcking clue about sound quality and difference between a pair of headphones. When I have to choose between a 100$ model and a 130$ model I will automatically assume the 130$ model is better.
Yeah my parents got me a 100$ Headset for Christmas, broke in 2 months. Then in August, i bought a pair of headsets for $20 off amazon, still have them.
Another one that doesn't have a clue but thinks he's got everything figured out. The secrets are good design and good integration. All Apple products are beautiful and work beautifully together. The built-in software in Macs FEELS premium (even though it really isn't) in comparison of their Windows counterparts, their devices in general require much less troubleshooting than their Android counterparts and are overall less fragmented, which makes it all easier for the average user. You can educate yourself to "take the most out of Windows", learn which programs to install, which antivirus to use and how to wipe the hard disk and reinstall the OS (because let's be honest, no matter how much of a power user you are, you have to do this at least once every few years; and if you're an average/dumb user you have to do it every year)... and that's just the software. Then there's the hardware; if you wanna get the best Windows experience you should learn which is the best graphics card, sound card, motherboard, speakers, screen, etc. etc... or you can buy one that's already assembled, which could have low-quality hardware that could make your Windows experience less enjoyable. You can do that, or you can buy a Mac and forget about all that crap. See my point? This also applies to smartphones, and it's why people pay more. They're lazy.
***** Yes and no. Firstly, this is finally a REASONABLE explanation. So many people will tell me "Because they're faster," or "Because they have more features," which is bullshit. This is more true. However, it is not 100%. You seriously don't need to reformat every few years at all, and there isn't much to do. If I didn't care for rooting/custom ROMs/modding the OS/ect, I would have been able to use my phone without problems as have many others I know. It's also been shown that at least in smartphones, the iPhone is built quite badly vs other phones- look at Cnet's destruction of the S4 (or 3, can't remember) vs the iPhone 5. The S4 takes a dump on it, lasting nearly 7 times as long in water and faring better in the drop tests. The moto G has lasted 30 minutes fine in water, and it's not even a waterproof device. It's also about 1/4 of the price of an iPhone. Also, it takes 5 minutes (or less) to Google a good brand. MSI / Asus are (IMO) the best mainstream ones. The laziness and feel of the device is spot on (again, IMO)... most users buy it for that reason, but learning advanced stuff is also a lot of fun.
I personally think its because apple was the first one to introduce a music player that can store more songs at the time and that was the introduction for many people to Apple. And then those people wanted more and so Apple had a say to what the price should be. They'd lower it in a heartbeat if people are not buying the products anymore.
Before I saw this, I think I saw an ad where this anime girl with pink hair and a pink bikini farts pink lightning out her but... Hey CollegeHumor that's a video idea
That Bill Gates character reminds me of the guy in Live Corp. from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2. And the song he sang at first is oddly the same to the ad of Surface Studio.
You can get a PC that has the same performance rates that are the same and sometimes better and cheaper than a Mac, but I guess people are too in the dark to realize that. Oh well, it's your fault if you go into debt because you HAD to get that $2000 dollar "ultra thin, high performance" MacBook Pro.
***** I Actually do, im 16 and im learning IT, even get aid for it. I live in switzerland if you wanna come over its great here :). And he said people always underestimate the power of apple products, because you can put Windows on an Ma, or and Virtual Machine and you dont got any problems, because the performance is actually pretty good.
w00ds98 I can understand what you're saying but macs cost up to, what, 2,000 dollars and there are SO many more better performing PCs that cost 700 and less. They're worth about 600 max.
I never even mentioned that im using an Apple Product in my old comment, I only repeated what my boss said wehn he was teaching us some basic stuff, like how to build a computer, install windows and configure it, nothing special. And yeah im not IT, I just started in August, all I have learned till now is how to build a PC, how my Workplace is supposed to look, how to install and configure Windows/Ubuntu/Debian, quite a few cmd commands, some html and css but no Javascript till now. So I got some expirience if you wanna call it experience. But I sure as hell aint a fully capable IT-guy.
I'm on an iMac myself. I found the video funny but I also dislike how it further encourages all the Apple hate. You don't like something, don't use it, but there's no need to constantly bitch about how lame or overpriced you think it is. It's become a trend to hate on Apple. In truth, since I bought my iMac in late 2010 I discovered who my real friends were and who had been hiding their true colours.
***** So - they're real friends just because they like Apple too??? Some friends!!! What a sad life... I don't choose my friends after what OS/brand they prefer :P
