Charlize Theron: Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis 

so true

*on

TheIkawatay Or chloroform

if shes drunk tho

@TheIkawatay I'm listening...

Nobody can concentrate when they are that sweaty :D

A producer on reddit said it’s not scripted but some parts are obviously staged so who tf knows

It's called impro and its 100% fake. So now you know.

It's pure improv but I'm almost positive she was high at the time, which makes it even more amazing.

@@Willgtl a professional would not get high or get drunk before a job, because it might sabotage their career. I would not even drink a beer if I am gonna read and think about something in 2 hours, because even if you feel sober, your mind is not as sharp.

the mountain of disappointment, would cruch your soul lol

That's a perfectly constructed observation. Universal truths

Brilliant career comedians have come on this show that don't even register or impression they leave is a big, fat zero burger with slaw. CT is the first guest I've ever seen here that not only scores an actual genuine laugh of their own, but proceeds to then go on crushing the entire segment the whole rest of the way through, like a GD boss. Holy sh*t. Seriously, what in the actual f*ck is going on? Where we go from an entire body of work, back catalog of content made up entirely of only choppy, awkwardly Space Ghost: coast to coast, copy and paste, Frankensteinian patchwork house style editing comedy of one on one sit downs, where the one constant is the guests come off like community theatre amateur hour celebrity lookalikes from an unfunny wax museum of the damned, to suddenly whiplashed with the full-on, mach-ten, jet-fuel intensity, forward propulsion Smash -Cut tonal shift of a contract killer in stone-cold professional hit beast mode, eviscerating everything and everyone in sight, where nobody got out alive, and walks off with their back to the mushroom cloud of destruction behind them like not only a third degree black belt in focus pull, but some sort of MF sith lord scene-stealing whisperer. She's also easy on the eyes and rad AF.

Your. Awesome. Hahahahahahahaha. & yes she would.

​@@pablosonic892 Charlize is a bad mfking woman! I don't believe there would be a dull moment around her....she just lights up every....including Zach's loins with the "sweaty thighs" comments 😂😂😂

Disagree with you here. He is great at creating awkward moments. She isn't terrible, but she can't quite keep up.

@@whimsinator2982 it seed the reverse to me. Funny stuff either way!

@Pete Mason you are bang on! She is out classing him at every turn! I only saw it after reading your comments and watching it again.

Totally

Yep .. seriously.. she was brilliant.. zack was stunned wit few pauses..

Repeated comment

fyi its all scripted

@@perskaudu yeah obviously but it was hella funny

@@perskaudu no it's not you twat

@@rohitkhanna not everything, most yes and some freestyle incl acting/behaviour

It's impromptu. That's the reason it looks so natural and funny!

@@faisals8638 nah these scenes theres usually a few takes but still funny none the less

None of you were there stfu🤍

Johnny English I did not know that our hearts had a mouth!! Shocking

Andy Sanchez what..?

@@andysanchez6855 Either the dude originally wrote something different and edited it or you're making no sense at all trying to make fun of him.

I just fucked up your 666 likes 😉 your welcome

she has cruel eyes though

she turns him around to what he was about to do to her lol!

Shes high :)

hard to call what she did "mean" considering how he began things

@@nash1744 she's acting.

Those are scripted lines bruh

Howdy

Fancy seeing you here

Mine's too

Waddup weirdo

faworyty na rynkach sprzedazy

youre good

im on acid and im still trying to make sense of what you said

+Ben 420 I'm sober and still can't figure out wtf he trying to say

i'm tired and stressed and sleepy and starving and oddly understood what he was saying

+Ben 420 overdose

I worked at a hotel in Beverly Hills for about 21 years. She came in often with her kids for lunch - one of the most down to earth, nicest, and most generous celebs I ever dealt with.

No make up on, huh ? Damn...

Charlize no matter what age, will always be beautiful.

Classic beauty. I didn’t even realize she had no makeup.

I can believe that. She seems like one of the more down to earth actresses.

That shot of the product plug in front of her face goes hard ngl, especially with her expressions

I'm like 7000 miles away an a year or so an i got breathless😆

I have one less pair of boxers now

I had to change my undies 😳

How did you know that

I'm dead

I saw that too! Uh! She is outstanding!

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@Rowan Melton hahahhahahah same voice same character

@MUFC Soccer hooligans are repressed chomo supporters.

True

He's enjoying her talent. He gave her the setup "Are you asking me to go with you" because they're riffing their improv cooperatively and killing.

@@thebrazilianatlantis165 you should watch the outtakes of Between Two Ferns if you haven't already

wow really ??

hate to burst your bubble but this show is 100% staged

@@skibbz0r hate to burst your bubble, but no shit?

you said the funny thing lmaoooooo hahahahahahahahaha kek wow nice. Stfu moron the guy can play almost any character. He always gets made fun of wth fat jokes and on him being hairy.

@@oneforallah Stop being such a little bitch

Internet in a nutshell under this thread

@@gregorygherkins1884 you are my little bitch

he's a bit _too_ good! Which makes it hard to find funny because it's actually painfully awkward....

and* She can be both..

She is actually pretty cool.

you guys are besties

This. this this this. That's how its done.

Corvette Stingray C7 bruh

it’s a bit

@@businessincorpoated I'm aware.

@@businessincorpoated it's amazing batman of all people fell for this

what are you. 8? all her "laughs" are cringeworthy fake.

@@onlyiforgive5083 you had me in stitches with this one, my dude

Something would explode

His brain did 🤣

So did his :-D

That Right There!

Are you sure its the brain buddy?

Thank you for not using literally

That's true

Yes it is cause Charlize was in on the joke

@@cwp4eva yeah exactly

@@cwp4eva every guest is in on it. But Charlize actually outsmarted Jack.

It's all staged obv x)

She is so hot here, like good God

More like hold my thighs

@@renetreur4607 actually it's all improvised

@@xeroqlasbb9774 okay sure man. Just like between 2 ferns the movie. All fully improvised

its scripted dude

Lol

@@xxtoxii9615 doesnt make it any less better

scripted or not, that was downright vicious

@@xxtoxii9615 Charlize wrote her own material though. On the spot. 😆

Sorry, but Sharon Stone unparalleled, the goat.

@@nagc2404 I'd go for either x

​@@nagc2404As a smokeshow she has a lot of matches, Charlize being one of them. But charlize does not depend on her looks to be an excellent actress. Sharon is not the GOAT, she never was, and never will be.

@@AjenjoAnejo Charlize is not as hot as Sharon, never was and never will be.

charlize gives smartness but sharon gives cunningness, which is the source of her sex appeal

The drunk Anne Hathaway short was pretty funny, I don't think they actually made a full episode. At one point Zach almost breaks character when she pout walked to her seat.

its staged

Yes she did. Did yu see. The J Lawence. Interview. Riot

She wasn't acting here....she was just being herself....

@Robert Lee that's what I was thinking. Yu can't act that. That was her !! I loved it. She was awesome!! He tryed to screw her over. , disrespect her with the freaking. Need for speed game , like that was so important to shove rite dead in front of her face. & yu could tell it pissed her off. & dissed her. & she was cool about too. She so casually set him up & then striked his ass out , rightously !

Micaela Young You’re telling me she isn’t Jan from the Office??? Wow

Snizzle I hope you realize, sir, that my joke just went over your head

Micaela Young thank god i am not the only one who saw that....

she's too high profile for a role like that, especially when the office started and it didn't have such a massive following.

LMAO THAT’S WHAT I WAS THINKING

She brought her Academy Award winning a-game here. Most of his guests get what the 'Two Ferns' is about but she really understood the idea & how to win at the game. The 'garden gnome' quip sealed her comic brilliance for me.

i watched it twice and the second time around i notices how therone is not really laughing at the end, it is more a standard she pulls.

+Duphe what do you mean a standard

Hya - I think he probably means it is an acting technique - and actors I guess know how to laugh on cue, cry on cue - if they are good they are convincing - she is fabulous whether it was acting or real.

+j9andphoenix oh ok well that's pretty cool to me how they do that. Thanks

No worries - it would be cool to be able to do that every day

.haha..I read your comment BEFORE the ' I just pissed myself'.comment...and ASSUMED that Zach said it then when SHE said I almost fell off chair laughing

​@@perrykuehr5538 same lol

Yu know it. Hahahahaha

This is the one joke that is still just as funny as the first time I heard it. Just brilliant comedic timing on both of their parts!

Best part

Supposedly her Hot one's bit was similar. Very chill. She seems like a normal human being.

Pack of smokes? Man, that's always a turn off for me and I swear the more gorgeous a woman is, the higher the chance she's smokes cigs.

@@gummibear696 prolly cause cigs are a huge sex symbol lol. I don't support it but even today (more so in the past) a person w a cig is perceived as more attractive and even more badass. personal opinions obviously play a factor but in general if you don't have some bias against tobacco products then it's a lot easier for it to be more of an accessory than a drug of sorts.

@Butt Junkie dude it's still used in modeling even today.

Marijuana is sexier.

Bro I felt so bad when she looked like she was on the edge of crying and he just put the game in her face

Bro!!! She said her dog had cancer. Then he stared at the camera and promoted Need for Speed Shift. Then he almost got laid by Chrleeeze Theeron. Love it.

@MUFC who the fuck asked?

@MUFC nobody cares peabrain

Oh that's so funny, ha ha my sides are splitting. More like he's not funny but he does look like a garden gnome.. Americans would laugh at anything really if this guy is funny.

I think you just over to something

He did got interviewed by the same guy he announced as cristal meth santa claus on his show once. Turns out cristal meth santa claus have a netflix show and it's pretty good. Zach seems to get a little unconfortable when he's not on character but maybe i'm guessing wrong

i might have had a heart attack too

Why change pants

Wow you prepubescent human being

@@luciferStar420 and i bet you went to the thesaurus for that insult you hairy little troll

@@luciferStar420 and if i was prepubescent, i sure wouldn't need to change my pants lol

Right? That was my comment. I know she likes the weed

Her eyes are red I think she's in love and high at the same time🤣

her eyes are blood red....so, yup

Zach too, wouldn't be surprised if they shared a j before walking on set 😂

Def high

The bloppers are even funnier to me

That is the right word. She's ridiculous. Some people are just too good looking for film. Its distracting

She probably has a large mouth vagina though. Not saying its a bad thing. Im just assuming its a fact

@@Donald_Dump420 bro what?

Fabian Esparza you heard me

@@Donald_Dump420 hold up... wait a minute... somethin aint right

@RedZoneArt the fuck does that have to do with anything

gali is good too

Thank you

nope

My favorite is will ferrell. Ben Stiller’s is def up there too.

Nah

Justine bieber one was the best, the part that zack beats him up

Diego Quaresma disappointing though, he didn't really beat him up :(

i think it was the idea all along with her flirting from the start; major joke on male population and that little thing with use of emotions in commercials and i think that is all Zach but she executed perfectly

+Alex Dunaway Thanks for watching!

+Alex Dunaway MWAHAHAHAHA "GARDEN GNOME" ROFL

This is my favorite one. Obama looses.

+Svitlo37 why is Obama loose? Should he be tight?

replying to comments after 6 years from uploading a video wtf

I hear that one a lot.

Because of the ferns I guess?

"hope your dog dies"

Lol

Best part lol

Was that funny...?? Didn't like it at all...👎💤💩💤👎

@@erwinstada1811 yeah it was just wrong wrong wrong

@@MrClauried I never met an american with humor but you're not funny either. 👎😐👎

@@erwinstada1811 i wasn't being funny

Michael Cera

It’s a sexy awkward, Zach couldn’t compete with it

What? She's the smoothest of all guests.

Kaimas 100% edgy

Aubrey plaza would be great on this show

She is very beautiful, attractive and talented, but she is not underrated.

Ikr. This was brilliant

Hi

@@captainbanglawala2031 I don't even think they try to hide this

women are heartless!

@@captainbanglawala2031 im pretty sure its partly scripted. They know going in its fake but make things up

Your paragraph is so symmetrical!

I love your user name.

She's trying her best to throw him off.

It's half scripted, half improv.

No. Charlize is setting him up for a big fall by flirting with him, then when he takes the bait, BOOM!, she lowers the boom, and makes fun of the thought of him with her. Classic!

excuse me. i’m sorry. did you just say crush the garnish ? english me not

@@johng9393 this just gained so much respect for her. Oh my goodness she did great at this.

+oldmanstalkerdudette SHE IS REALLY HIGH :D

+NewMafiaOrder on theroine?

+My One and Only Its a joke, she is playing a part.

Steves ForcedAccount it says in Luke "27they were eating, they were drinking, they were marrying, they were being given in marriage, until the day that Noah entered the ark, and the flood came and destroyed them all. 28"It was the same as happened in the days of Lot: they were eating, they were drinking, they were buying, they were selling, they were planting, they were building; 29but on the day that Lot went out from Sodom it rained fire and brimstone from heaven and destroyed them all" They were *PLANTING*, planting is the season of spring. The days of Lot were in Sodom, Sodom, I am researching, is now Jordan Country and it says - "Flora: Spring is the high season for Jordanian flora, and from February to May many regions are carpeted with a dazzling array of flowering plants." www.kinghussein.gov.jo/geo_env2.html The Lord is showering revelation on me everyday.

That is one hell of a response.

Was thinking the same thing. Didn’t expect her to be so good but she completely nailed him.

fun fact: she is not. She showed up with no people and no script was handed to her. This is one of Zach's favorite episodes for how impromptu it was.

w23857980 same with Zach

That’s why she has an Oscar

shes stoned!

She likes to dominate and outclass him, just a regular day for her.

Lol all the interviews are staged and written, it's not genuine like the Eric Andre Show

@@supraguy4694 Yes, that's why she's a good sport. That's the point.

@@TheRedname wouldnt that make them all good sports then? lol

@@gonr0gue85 Why not?

@@TheRedname cuz it’s scripted you tard

Thank you awesome

Always lose it there

not just that but look her expression when she says thats really good, YOU ARE REALLY GOOD 4;05. LMAO

HHaha i had to replay that part like 5x lmao

I haven't seen Obama but I would've thought he must've been cool about it. Just askin'

Which kindness part, the one where she calls him a fat garden gnome? :)

Not even close

yea I think I just jizzed my pants there was so much kindness killing. I think I‘ll watch it again this time twisting my nipples just a little harder to really get them hot and bothered. When the kindness started to come out so did my clean underwear. Definitely watching this again with lotion this time

@@scottmcfarland5830 You're pathetic

Make no mistake, she is a maneater.

That's a truth. Zach said that in an interview where he goes undercover in the internet.

@@anirudhpuranik5222 Do you have a link to that interview?

..

She def got high

well..isn't she living right next to seth rogen? 😂 I think she said that when they promoted their movie.

Same! Haha legendary

@@CGuokI came here after seeing the "Ask Reddit" thing, & him saying Obama & her were the best interviews. "So...you were in Monsters, Inc.?" Dude is BRILLIANT!

Cliff Moore 2zÿ

Yeh haha haha and some deadpan!!

Hope you found it later

I thought of the Korean movie by the same name where this guy gets locked up for years and is tricked into Fucking & falling in love with his own daughter. Sooooo yeah I wouldn't name my dog "Old Boy"

@@LEXICON-DEVIL one of my favorite films of all time. Good shout.