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Cheap Portable Breathalizer Test Doesnt Work 

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Made this video a while ago and wasn't going to post it due to showing myself pretty stupid drunk, but...I was about to delete the video and thought WTH right...so here it is, a buyers beware...

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@Lookinformemarbles
@Lookinformemarbles 10 лет назад
More drunk reviews pleae!!!
@saltyshellback
@saltyshellback 10 лет назад
LOL...Short answer, if you did not personally send it out to a reputable lab to be calibrated, I would not trust even a $1,000,000,000 breathalyzer. I work with very expensive measuring devices and they have to be calibrated annually and double checked against other calibrated reference standards, and there are times when the calibration fails, so even the remote thought of trusting a $6 un-calibrated piece of equipment is not recommended. :-) But you do give me a good idea for getting drunk for science.
@colingomez8949
@colingomez8949 10 лет назад
Holy shit by far the funniest cutlery lover video I have ever seen, awesome jeff!
@dafy1234
@dafy1234 10 лет назад
Drunk Jeff is hilarious lol
@BeastCoast357
@BeastCoast357 10 лет назад
Damn Jeff your a beast!!!!! 3/4 bottle of Fireball??? I would have been on my ass
@momouppa
@momouppa 10 лет назад
Wow 0.8 for most states in USA in aus we have a limit of 0.5 and 0.2 for truck drivers and there is zero tolerance for the first 4 years of your licence.. Thought you guys might be interested.
@DitchDr101
@DitchDr101 10 лет назад
Ouch Jeff. That's a Gatorade and Tylenol hangover, lol. I bought a $12 Keychain one that always read "0" lol!
@wombatstevens7476
@wombatstevens7476 10 лет назад
That cap was like "peace OUT".
@caktalfraktal
@caktalfraktal 10 лет назад
Jeff, the warm up mode is probably a calibration period, it's probably taking a sample of regular air to have something to compare the breath to.
@Dronston
@Dronston 10 лет назад
I have that same thing. The warm up is literally a warm up of the element that measures the BAC. Mine seems a little more accurate but in reality these things are worthless. In Holland you can drive (when over 21 and having a license for 5 years IIRC) with 0.05. Even when police stop you their machine is just an indicator, if it says your over the limit you go to a station and after 20 mins they test you on a real breath analyser machine. If you drink no more than 1 standard volume drink every one and a half hours you should generally be ok. Better to not drink and drive at all.
@TheLordLogic
@TheLordLogic 10 лет назад
I would highly recommend taking the fireball whiskey chilled in a freezer or with an artificial ice cube if you prefer it neat, or with some ice if you prefer that for chilling, all in all recommend taking it cooled, really makes it taste very nice. Also I believe the alcohol assimilates into your body more as the hours go on, as well as the lingering notifiers to the device, allowing it to take a more accurate reading. Finally, if you enjoy the taste of Schnapps, or of various fruits, you should do a review of Dubois Schnapps, my favorite is Peach or Plum Schnapps, though whichever you prefer if you like Schnapps at all. Cheers!
@davisbladeworks
@davisbladeworks 10 лет назад
I actually think it is fairly accurate. .08 is fairly inebriated for most people. I've had mine tested from an actual breathalyzer machine and at .05 I was pretty sloppy. At .09 I couldn't function normally. I'd be curious for you to get a higher end model and do this test again side by side.
@cutlerylover
@cutlerylover 10 лет назад
ya now maybe your right, I need another one to ensure its wrong, but I dont plan on drinking like that again for a long time, lol
@weizenale88
@weizenale88 10 лет назад
cutlerylover nothing wrong with getting drunk safe at home.you are a grown man you don't have to be a saint :)
@Beutel2727
@Beutel2727 10 лет назад
cutlerylover you're*
@orionrj16
@orionrj16 10 лет назад
Beutel2727 He's still drunk.
@shaneschultz3550
@shaneschultz3550 10 лет назад
A while back I saw an episode of shark tank and this guy had created a breathalyzer that plugs into the headphone jack of your iPhone, apparently it is very accurate. The app that went with the device also had a list of local transportation contacts near your area so if your drunk you can have a taxi pick your ass up. It sounds really interesting and would like a review if you are interested. It's called the breathometer it is $50.
@Tat2Dragons
@Tat2Dragons 10 лет назад
Interesting review Jeff. :) Have you thought about reviewing the Breathometer for smart phones?
@johno1128able
@johno1128able 10 лет назад
Damn Jeff i remember when you never used to drink haha! This shit is funny as hell, You seem like a cool drunk haha.
@AdamsYouTube123
@AdamsYouTube123 10 лет назад
I noticed the same thing. Maybe the fun he had in Vegas is what influenced him to want to drink more to bring back the fun memories while being there... that is how I felt after being there for my 21st birthday a few years ago... either way, who cares, even if that isn't the reason why he drinks more. He has a woman now and is having fun, so drink up to that! People change for different reasons. But I agree with you, it is funny.
@cutlerylover
@cutlerylover 10 лет назад
ya know its funny since this is the internet and all people will make assumptions and after seeing beer reviews and this video people will assume I just drink everyday, just not the case, I use to be against alcohol big time because my father drank too much when I was a kid, then one day I realized im not him and I can do what I want without fear of being an alcoholic, and I proved myself right as an adult I cna drink from time to time and not need it or even crave it...
@johno1128able
@johno1128able 10 лет назад
I'm not judging bro i like a drink just as much as the next guy, It;s good to see you enjoying yourself!
@XxNeWbiE2
@XxNeWbiE2 10 лет назад
born in 92 love tremors also!!!
@fakinpwned
@fakinpwned 10 лет назад
It would be awesome if someone donated one that works for jeff to review!!!
@BattleOfAssaultClan
@BattleOfAssaultClan 10 лет назад
You should create a Mid-2014 video about your favorite items such as, Zippos, Knifes, beer, ect..
@Mrmmjalldayreborn2
@Mrmmjalldayreborn2 10 лет назад
the following is the best. and tremors is good too.
@SupaFlyFatGuy859
@SupaFlyFatGuy859 10 лет назад
HELL YES!!! Getting drunk in the name of a RU-vid review! Now THAT is what I like to see my friend! Hahahaha
@Juggalo10p
@Juggalo10p 10 лет назад
Im with you Mr.Kentucky
@wombatstevens7476
@wombatstevens7476 10 лет назад
New Colonel in the HOUSE. Congrats by the way.
@SupaFlyFatGuy859
@SupaFlyFatGuy859 10 лет назад
Wombat Stevens Thanks man! I appreciate that!
@sasquatch446
@sasquatch446 10 лет назад
Fireball is the best!
@EmoEwok666
@EmoEwok666 10 лет назад
love for you got stronger when you said that you love fireball... Best drink around!
@70VAR
@70VAR 10 лет назад
You should try out an "Angry Balls", basically it's angry orchard with fireball mixed. Not too bad!
@jakejakejake4
@jakejakejake4 10 лет назад
17:40 that final conclusion though :)
@Pdpawlak
@Pdpawlak 10 лет назад
your girl was snoring big time lol
@86gtforme
@86gtforme 10 лет назад
that would be his dog
@AHungryKidInAfricaa
@AHungryKidInAfricaa 8 лет назад
+86gtforme isn't that the same thing.
@WorkerBee2011
@WorkerBee2011 10 лет назад
Christina!!!!
@spleen1666
@spleen1666 10 лет назад
"My final conclusion is that this is bullshit." Fucking love it Jeff
@NoobWiper
@NoobWiper 10 лет назад
More Breathalizer reviews please hehe
@jakeinthetube
@jakeinthetube 10 лет назад
This is amazing... your usual style of video getting drunk for. Next video: Cuterylover marajuana test doesn't work
@TruckerJDub
@TruckerJDub 10 лет назад
I bought one for $30 from a Walgreens a while back. It was junk too. Without me drinking at all it would read 0.3-0.5 after drinking an entire 5th of rum in 3 hours it said I was 0.7. I returned it and never tried another one.
@yaboyunicorn
@yaboyunicorn 10 лет назад
after that "first time I got drunk storytime" this video is ammusing
@KTMitchell1953
@KTMitchell1953 10 лет назад
"I'm of sound and mind." I think you should have tried at least one more time! (before you passed out) ...hilarious!
@mattinmo
@mattinmo 10 лет назад
damn you threw back some fireball
@RegdarKhrast
@RegdarKhrast 10 лет назад
Actually I'd say that was decently accurate at the end. 0.7 sounds like an fairly accurate reading for a man of your size.
@davidoneill2254
@davidoneill2254 10 лет назад
Hey Jeff just watched Chris thorns video, thought it would be awsome! Btw I much prefer ur t10t
@666freak999
@666freak999 10 лет назад
"..ide probably kill someone..if not multiple people" holy shit i love your videos
@Lambzzy
@Lambzzy 10 лет назад
Fireball Whiskey and Apple Juice is good stuff.
@cutlerylover
@cutlerylover 10 лет назад
cristina loves a shot of it in an angry orchard its called angry balls, lol
@xJohnDoylex
@xJohnDoylex 10 лет назад
visibly intoxicated after the chocolate stout, note the glazed/slow movement of the eyes
@____stu____
@____stu____ 10 лет назад
Oh yes Jeffrey! Just got a bottle of fireball tonight! Things are going to get fiery and messy!
@ashw113
@ashw113 7 лет назад
I loved The Following, I was so sad when they cancelled it. :(
@robertchristian4473
@robertchristian4473 10 лет назад
Who doesn't love fireball!?!?
@Moostery
@Moostery 10 лет назад
12:24 Nice excuse ya drunk! =P
@donkyuhbuhts540
@donkyuhbuhts540 10 лет назад
Lmfao at this, showing that fireball whose the boss Jeff.
@ryanthomas8778
@ryanthomas8778 10 лет назад
Jeff you are hammered my dude
@chaz64borthie
@chaz64borthie 10 лет назад
Sweet video and couldn't help but laugh at seeing you that intoxicated at the end
@yaboyunicorn
@yaboyunicorn 10 лет назад
rocking that beard jeff
@Stanaford
@Stanaford 10 лет назад
Lol why would you get the small bottle of fireball? you can get the big one which has more than double for only a few dollars more. At least here in georgia.
@bankrun04
@bankrun04 10 лет назад
Now its the time to start making little jeffy's after getting all liquored up. haha
@djcarter420
@djcarter420 10 лет назад
I love fire ball it goes down smooth I wanna try the first beer that he did
@Coperjiger
@Coperjiger 10 лет назад
My college muddies and I had the same idea so we bought a very similar cheap breathalizer and had the same problem. Only ours said we were .08 or higher anytime we got over 4 or 5 drinks. The cheap ones just aren't that accurate. Too bad.
@Belgarathe
@Belgarathe 10 лет назад
Jeff wondering if paperwork came with breathalyzer saying it was for entertainment use? I guess the one that matters is the one that cops use to measure you with when they pull someone over for suspected DUI?
@BreakingMoto
@BreakingMoto 10 лет назад
lame?!?! no way! tremors will always be the shit, bert is a badass
@peeterpakiraam3076
@peeterpakiraam3076 10 лет назад
Hey Jeff You Should Do Breathalyser Tests Twice A Day!
@_HolyHell_
@_HolyHell_ 10 лет назад
Lol this video just kept getting more funny as it went
@Denner771
@Denner771 2 месяца назад
The issue is, it may be accurate when you blow an inch from the device.
@that_puffsley_guy
@that_puffsley_guy 10 лет назад
Is that Gus snoring in the background?
@Instrumentator23
@Instrumentator23 10 лет назад
I haven't drank in a few years so If I even take a small shot of anything I start feeling it if I drank like you did in this video I might just end up naked in the middle of the street with a carrot in my ass.
@HclPudding
@HclPudding 10 лет назад
I, for one, cannot BELIEVE the limit is 0.9%. It is WAY too high...
@weizenale88
@weizenale88 10 лет назад
.08
@HclPudding
@HclPudding 10 лет назад
weizenale Still too high...
@weizenale88
@weizenale88 10 лет назад
Wulfle Well it was .10 they can hardly handle the number of DUI cases now after going down to .08 i could only imagine the case load if it got dropped lower.Its all politics and living in a free society.Personal responsibility people
@thecopelandfamily
@thecopelandfamily 10 лет назад
You were too pissed to use it!
@ten4leader173
@ten4leader173 10 лет назад
Damn Jeff! Your WASTED!
@adamoneale4396
@adamoneale4396 10 лет назад
is that gus snoring in the background??
@themagius
@themagius 10 лет назад
good video. you seem to be a good drunk
@justinmichael6406
@justinmichael6406 10 лет назад
You were defiantly trashed toward the end lmao could tell it in your voice.
@xxxCawsomenessxxx
@xxxCawsomenessxxx 10 лет назад
This Jeff seems like he could be some fun. More of these videos of you drunk off your ass would be nice.
@____stu____
@____stu____ 10 лет назад
Jeff how was your head the next morning matey?
@B_Dizzle
@B_Dizzle 10 лет назад
Drinking in the name of science!
@pt7941
@pt7941 10 лет назад
drinking in the name of science! yes!
@andylamm8634
@andylamm8634 10 лет назад
Watch the Kevin bacon movie "taking chance"
@Jesses001
@Jesses001 10 лет назад
Yes, you were indeed rather drunk, ha. Slurring, wrong words, a bit shaky, all the classic signs of being drunk. That does not seem all that far off to me. Most states have ridiculously high blood alcohol levels. 0.08% is rather drunk for most people except maybe hardcore drinkers. Also everyone gets drunk at different levels. Some people have such high tolerance they can use their breath to start the car, ha, while other people pass out after a beer.
@SooDevilish
@SooDevilish 10 лет назад
yeah, just get a breathalyzer that's broken and reads low so you can get more drunk. works for me
@JCrook1028
@JCrook1028 10 лет назад
Hmm, 3 1/2 hours? 5 beers and 10 shots? What was the proof of that bottle? Was it low like snapps? Could be right if you have a decent metabolism. Normally you get rid on 1 beer/drink per hours.
@02DodgeViper
@02DodgeViper 10 лет назад
Yeah that thing is total crap. You can say each one of your drinks should raise your BAC around .025 per drink and I'd say you were probably in a .15 range. The PBTs we use at my work cost 400-500 dollars and are pretty dead accurate. If you want to know more message me.
@Sir_Leelord
@Sir_Leelord 10 лет назад
Really fun vid
@ALoutdoorsman16
@ALoutdoorsman16 10 лет назад
Haha this video makes me laugh the more you drink the more you try to prove it doesn't work haha fun video and yes I know your not a hardcore drinker I realize it was just for fun
@immortalorc91
@immortalorc91 10 лет назад
Did you finish both seasons of the following? i have watched both i loved the first season more then the 2nd but the second one was cool too :)
@williamjoseph1300
@williamjoseph1300 10 лет назад
the sad thing is someone could get wasted see that they are .07 and say "hey im good to legally drive".....this shouldnt be fucking legal in the us
@Bluesguitar2020
@Bluesguitar2020 10 лет назад
Your body's metabolism can get rid of a beer and hour
@thecopelandfamily
@thecopelandfamily 10 лет назад
Some epic snoring. She'll kill you!
@Jlab1998
@Jlab1998 10 лет назад
You've waited to long to test it beer stays in for 1 and a half hours so the one before already burned off
@acecamper
@acecamper 10 лет назад
FOR SCIENCE!
@zacarribrockinson8955
@zacarribrockinson8955 10 лет назад
is Kristina camera shy you we never see her it would be nice too
@cutlerylover
@cutlerylover 10 лет назад
she is kind of camera shy, not all that much but she knows I have some trolls that just look for a reason to talk shit so she doesnt like putting herself in a position to get shit on for no reason but its more me protecting her way more than it is her not wanting to be on camera she doesnt care all that much either way, people can say what they want about me but I read a message or comment about family or her, I see red and do stupid things
@zacarribrockinson8955
@zacarribrockinson8955 10 лет назад
+cutlerylover. I feel you man by the way I'm a new comer and I absolutely love your channel like that its not 1 demensional. U have videos about everything. Your awesomee dude. Keep em coming
@Swaggerx4
@Swaggerx4 10 лет назад
Commitment, getting drunk for a review lol
@Antimonyish
@Antimonyish 10 лет назад
0% is wrong in itself. Even if you haven't had a drink for a year you'd still register some amount of alcohol. Edit: Damn you can drink. It took me a while to get that kind of tolerance I can only imagine the ammounts you'd be able to handle if you drank.
@cutlerylover
@cutlerylover 10 лет назад
Ive felt more drunk on a few beers before just depends on the day I guess but I really dont drink too often despite what this video tells, lol
@Antimonyish
@Antimonyish 10 лет назад
Yeah there's good and bad days!
@weizenale88
@weizenale88 10 лет назад
cutlerylover depends if you drink on a full or empty stomach
@DogWalksMe
@DogWalksMe 10 лет назад
Jeff your liver had to be hurting after that night.
@spikerbrad23
@spikerbrad23 10 лет назад
maybe leave the conclusion till the next day.....
@andrewwilliams8187
@andrewwilliams8187 10 лет назад
I should give one to my friend he drinks for three weeks without eating
@rens0144
@rens0144 10 лет назад
I say go for a drive :) No dont do that but that was heavy drinking Jeff. Ps. sorry for my bad english i am from Holland.
@monzoboy
@monzoboy 10 лет назад
Your body burns a drink in one hour.
@Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee132
@Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee132 10 лет назад
That was great
@robertchristian4473
@robertchristian4473 10 лет назад
Too bad you didn't have a real one to test it next to.....
@phillycheeseful
@phillycheeseful 10 лет назад
hahaha whats the occasion? ( not that you NEED one)
@cooliochic21
@cooliochic21 10 лет назад
Using a Bic to open bottles still? lol
@thatoneguy11223311
@thatoneguy11223311 10 лет назад
Maybe it is a prank product so someone stupid would believe it and think they are under the limit and go drive
@Psunfire
@Psunfire 10 лет назад
Hahaha turn up!
@colingomez8949
@colingomez8949 10 лет назад
Omg this was fuckint hilarious
@Pizzscn
@Pizzscn 10 лет назад
you repeat yourself a lot when you are drunk lol
@adamoneale4396
@adamoneale4396 10 лет назад
hangovaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
@2JEWS1PENNY
@2JEWS1PENNY 10 лет назад
My god man!
@idahotator5508
@idahotator5508 10 лет назад
Lmao great vid
@dreambigvake4243
@dreambigvake4243 10 лет назад
Did anyone count how many shots he took ? i forgot to count
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