chef eggdog 

Watch this at 3am for full experience

Parents: We need to look at your watch history My watch history:

- imagine that there’s a old scientist 300 years from now studying the history of RU-vid and stumbling across this video.

0:16 my friends & me at recess at school:

Teacher: “What’s the answer to this question?” *My brain:*

Friend: Asks serious question My brain: (This video)

- I watched this in my art lesson when we were still at school and I was laughing so hard and the teacher kept looking at me weirdly💀

Their world is chaos but surprisingly stable, you never know what's gonna happen next and this is the best humor

Me: RU-vid is very instructive and helpful to learn. RU-vid:

The real sin isn’t cooking other eggdogs *It’s putting the EGG in the microwave*

imagine that there’s a old scientist 400 years from now studying the history of RU-vid and stumbling across this video

I don’t know what I just Witnessed but I’m not complaining This really do be a certified hood bruh moment classic

1940: in The future will be flying cars 2019: eggdogs chefs

Teacher:no eating in class Kids in the back:

This video is the best thing ive ever witnessed, the climax was beautiful at 0:40 and had a beautiful ending.

POV: my mind in math class

My parents: The Internet Is Dangerous.. The Internet:

When my teacher gives us a animation project . Mine be like

- тhis has definitely made my day like usual.

watching these videos again after 4 years is really something

He attacc He protecc But most important *he stretch his necc*

I promise I'll never take drugs again Dad.

I am currently breaking out in tears, this video brings me so much joy. To whoever created this masterpiece, cheers.

I watched this in a mental hospital and it was the one thing that brought us joy while we missed Christmas with our families

What I wish my dreams were like: kissing my crush What my dreams are like:

When Gordon Ramsey leaves he building

NAO TEM COMO NAO ADORAR ESSE DOGUINHO BOY

4 years later and this is still a vibe

is no one gonna talk about the kiwi triggered by his chopped-up brother stalking outside??

Teacher: what’s so funny Me: nothing My brain:

0:29 THE WINDOW SHOT 😭😭😭

I love how RU-vid recommends all the weird stuff to me at nighttime.

1919: there will be flying cars in the future 2019: chef eggdog

We really ain't talking about the murdered kiwi being cut up into fruit kiwi, nor it's betrayed friend outside, huh?

Who could dislike this. You asked for chef eggdog, You got chef eggdog.

i watched this video years ago and showed it to my friend at a sleepover, this video brings back so many good memories and laughs

“Can we get eggs?” “We have eggs at home!” The eggs at home:

i *cant* be the only one who makes the same head motion when watching this video cmon, please

This just gave me the vibes I literally started ✨DANCING ✨of the vibes this video gave me 😅😂

I can't believe what I have just watched. My joy and love for this video has reached unexplainable heights.

God: **creates human** Human: **creates eggdog** God holding back tears: nice

No one: Restaurants after quarantine ends:

This video gives back nostalgia

I dont regret watching this guys videos hes the best lol

Top ten chefs cordon Ramsay is afraid of

Parents: Where would you like to you go for dinner? Me: Oh, I have an idea.

The fact these videos helped me during Covid😭😭

theese videos always make me smile after a hard day. keep it up, bro!

Imagine this being only proof that humans exist. Edit: all these likes make me feel power

Girl's Locker Room: Ugh PE is so boring and gross Boy's Locker Room:

What a handsome guy..... I even cried with emotion bro

This was the first video I found about your channel and then continued to watch more of your content of eggdog

The best recovery for a finals induced mental breakdown. Bless you 🥚

Now this, this is a productive kitchen

Mum: the internet is a dangerous place The internet:

at first i thought this said "Chief eggdog" and i was like "holy heck we get to meet the leader" but turns out the kiwis have infiltrated the bakery. Maybe the Chief will need to respond to this development?

You can take a guess on the comment section on what this comment originally was

When you see this everywhere,Just think that you need to eat some eggs

I like to think of this as some horrifying alternate reality filled with eggdogs which are in sync to music only they can hear, the laws of physics do not apply, and everything is chaos with chefs being the only profession

Its gonna be recommended to everyone 10 years later

When zamsire uploads a new eggdog video *happiness noise*

btw for anyone who's wondering, the song in the video is Coconut Mall. The video in the description isn't available anymore.

I’m having such a fun time watching this

Kiwi outside: *Sees kiwis in kitchen* Kiwi: *You've egg'd you last dog*

I KNEW IT. I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING DARK AND EVIL ABOUT EGGDOG.

POV: SMG3: Me need it at any costs!!!!!!

This is a masterpiece.

Oh my god He did it My favorite song Thank you. This has made my night.

Egg?Dog. Depression?Cured. My parents?Worried. Hotel?Trivago.

THEY ARE ADORABLE

FIRE BEATS BRO THANK YOU RLLY NEEDED THIS WOW AMAZING eggdog chefs

This has definitely made my day like usual. Thank you.

Eggdog: exists People: “everyone liked that”

I used to watch these types of videos when i was four:)

Intro 0:00 Characters 2:35 Mail comes in 7:15 It’s saying that there is a villain in town 7:18 They go out to fight after they eat food 9:23 Main character in notices something is wrong 10:21 Car flies by main characters friend 11:35 They ran over and see a lot of havoc 12:07 Main character sees villain 12:43 Main character tries to fight villain 13:56 Main character nearly gets choked to death 14:32 Main character gives up 15:04 Friends motivate him 17:56 epic montage scene 19:46 news comes on tv 20:57 villain is close to his house 29:42 news comes back on and says evacuate the city 21:25 Finished movie: The hero’s decide to evacuate the city after packing there bags 23:12 The third friend dies from radioactive waste that the villain was throwing. 24:18 funeral scene 26:36 (to) 27:32 news comes on and officially claims that the city is destroyed 30:45 The last heroes decide to try to defeat the villain. 33:52 epic fight scene 34:31 Second character, (most closest friend to main) is milked to death. Second character, sadly died of cringe. 37:32 Villain says he is unstoppable 40:34 he creates a chain reaction of houses from the village. 43:16 (Insert more fighting here) 43:32 Fourth character dies 45:34 Main character wants revenge 47:24 Villain throws main character to the wall 50:23 Villain finally reveals what he’s doing 51:43 flashback a long long time ago, when I was 9 years old, My dad had a crazy lab. He told me never to go into a big machine. I learned why. He was going back in time. So I decided to go in the machine. Little did I know, the Time Machine was OFF. I was frozen in time for 104 years…I’m doing this.. so I can go back in that machine and see my dad again… 53:23 Villain walks into machine 54:21 Little did he know.. he made the same mastake… 55:15 Villain: CURSE YOU!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! 56:16 Main character is sad about his friends..57:34 Sadly, a disease called corona has killed him. 59:00 Credits 59:00 to 59:59. Why are you still here? Go touch grass discord moderator. Leave. I’m gone.

*Music: Coconut Mall from Mario Kart* You’re welcome

100% of comments: *eggdog* 0% of comments: “the egg dogs murdered a kiwi...”

This.. is.. amazing

It’s past my bed time and I was just watching a cat lullaby and now I’m watching this and grooving

"Have you ever looked at someone and thought, what is going on inside they're head?" *Me on a monday:*

this is literally my the most favorite video in the whole world

what memories when I watched this video for the first time I was dying of laughter 😂😂

Nobody : I’m bored Eggdog literally comes out of nowhere

my mom: *"what do you want to be when you grow up?"* me: *"something important. something legendary. chef eggdog"* **mother starts crying in joy**

That’s one pizza dog all about his dough

I started having a panic attack and I kid you not this is what calmed me down

Kiwi saw resuraunt Kiwi want eat at resuraunt Kiwi look in window Kiwi find surprise It friend kiwi Friend kiwi not look good Friend kiwi call help Kiwi panic Kiwi lunge through window Kiwi not save friend kiwi Kiwi sad

*Eggdog has entered the chat* *Gordon Ramsey has left the chat* *EggDog: Achievement earned! **_Party Time!_*

eggdog used to be one of my favorites when i was young.

this was so emotional it cured my deppresion and anxiety very inspiring too

Imagine this being the only proof of humanity

Seriously, I cry when I hear this music. Too much nostalgy

This brings back memories

Got me vibing

Coconut Mall makes it so much better, as if it wasn't already godly.

Friend : WHAT on earth is taking them so long just to make 2 cupcakes? The chefs :

I haven't laughed this hard in years. I don't know why but I randomly started getting all of these old gems popping up on my recommended yesterday.

The exact type of stuff that entertained me during the lockdown Good videos

Eggdog make good food, that’s for sure He can make French, Bonjour! He can make Mexican with a lot of spice But he can make everything very, very nice!

I see there's 4 more million people of culture like me.