"CHICKEN IN JAPAN" 😂 KEVIN HART

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Kevin Hart: Irresponsible (2019)
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@benellis8844 Год назад

His joke is so much better than people realize. His room was 24. 二十四(line line cross house)

@victimofpsychiatry 11 месяцев назад

24? I am not sure but if this was mandarin I would have guessed the bigger joke was “starve to death”? 😅

@psloo35 11 месяцев назад

Fair enough

@psloo35 11 месяцев назад

Japanese used some Han character too

@TP-ym7sy 11 месяцев назад

Not funny sorry

@schopenhauer5427 11 месяцев назад

@@victimofpsychiatry mandarin in Japan? 😂

@dootslayer1411 Год назад

As someone who can barely read kanji, I'd be the same way

@booprice5473 Год назад

Number wouldn’t have been in kanji it’s for the sake of the joke lad.

@manofcultures Год назад

@@booprice5473 but japanese number did have line line line cross house

@booprice5473 Год назад

@@manofcultures in Kanji.. I’m saying they wouldn’t write things like phone numbers or room numbers in Kanji lmao.

@britt210 Год назад

@@manofcultures For a person that can read kanji that's 111 10 anything with a roof can be seen as a house to him in kanji.

@manofcultures Год назад

@@booprice5473 now u said it. Yer rite... most public service ,ads n hotels put 123... som1 else probly write tat joke. And he just deliver em to audience....

@KingGojiEdits Год назад

“You would have thought that I was Tom Hanks in Castaway. I lost it!!” 😂😂😂😂

@WhoThisMonkey 11 месяцев назад

That's not the only island Tom Hanks visited.

@tubber 11 месяцев назад

@@WhoThisMonkeyremember he’s the first to “catch” Covid when people commented Covid pandemic was fake. Then later he was promoting Biden on the DNC. Yeah

@cdc2340 9 месяцев назад

@@WhoThisMonkey😂

@zarakikenpachi1773 8 месяцев назад

I couldn't hold in my laugh at this line.

@DonnellA22 8 месяцев назад

Exactly. That wasn't even the jjoke. What he did afterwards was. And it wasn't funny. But saying that line to you people was lol that's what's funny

@yisroel5556 Год назад

Lmao Kevin wasn’t even talking to anyone at the end 😂😂😂

@user-zt4ic1ez1g Год назад

😮 huh

@stephenwhite2491 Год назад

Most overrated comedian of all time

@yisroel5556 Год назад

@@stephenwhite2491 nope he’s the best comedian tf you talking bout?

@dannypankhurst7359 Год назад

@@stephenwhite2491are you just trying to piss people off 🤣🤣

@chiquitaruff5703 Год назад

@@stephenwhite2491 yes he is, however this clip was pretty funny.

@SL92018 Год назад

Best part was the end. He's demanding better laughs!! 😂

@queen78284 Год назад

Hahahaha

@jamesho8258 Год назад

He should know we demand him to be funny

@TheStr8tshooter 11 месяцев назад

He’s overrated and plays the same stereotype in every movie. It’s only natural that people wouldn’t laugh 🤷‍♂️

@thabangsibanda3282 11 месяцев назад

Not demand, it was a expectation vs reality kind of situation, well not every joke is gonna be good 🤣

@aleahwilson4381 11 месяцев назад

he demanding it because he's not funny. all he do is scream

@SoapyWafflezYT 11 месяцев назад

The questioning of a audience member’s laugh intensity was definitely funnier than the joke itself!

@Tyleya Год назад

line line dash cross house!!!! Omg!!!!!! I CAN’T BREATHE!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@wesleyalan9179 11 месяцев назад

"Looks like an abandoned building with no windows made out of bamboo sticks, idk!" Lololol!😂😂😂😂

@jsheed83 11 месяцев назад

@Tyleya dammm girrllll 😍.... YOU 🔥🥵🔥...ooowee 🍫😍... 💍💍💍

@ceegeebeloved8158 11 месяцев назад

😅😅😅😅

@krluvr85 10 месяцев назад

I died 😂😂😂

@SurviveTheDrakobloxxers 7 месяцев назад

@@jsheed83wtf

@coyammi5465 11 месяцев назад

As someone who is learning japanese I laughed SO hard at this

@BrandenoidDestroyer 11 месяцев назад

Same😂

@presidenttnediserp428 11 месяцев назад

Don't learn Romanji.

@lukehenry5987 10 месяцев назад

Weeb

@sandraubazonu1916 6 месяцев назад

You know right line line that's 2 cross that 10 so he might have been in 210 😂

@AsheshDubey 11 месяцев назад

I feel his entire comedic novelty is him just screaming shit and we all love it 😂

@vinceramirez6963 9 месяцев назад

Unfortunately it’s getting old. Ahhhhhh chickennnn. He uses this inflection all the time. He’s type casted as the clueless husband. Unfortunate because he’s got some good material aside from his commercial jokes.

@laurieannmezzi5588 8 месяцев назад

We need it❤❤

@evilmc.nuggets9983 5 месяцев назад

@@vinceramirez6963😐

@dinesh_r3058 11 месяцев назад

"Chickeeeeeen" killed me😂😂😂

@dee0092 10 месяцев назад

Why?

@ahmad-hr9ji 10 месяцев назад

@@dee0092simple a chicken killed him

@nathanbrowning6695 10 месяцев назад

Swallowed a bone and died

@bonegem2989 11 месяцев назад

I GOT IT, HES IN FLOOR 2 NUMBER 14 😂😂😂😂

@deadfr0g Год назад

In the grand scheme of international cuisines, I do think that urban Japan is an excellent place to find yourself during a critical chicken emergency.

@richk320 Год назад

😅😅😅😅😅

@nekograce7914 Год назад

Especially in the middle of the night.

@AzukiPsan Год назад

Well he was one country away from great fried chicken and excellent delivery service 24/7

@Byron5429 Год назад

@@AzukiPsan South Korea?

@AzukiPsan Год назад

Yup

@BananaManVR. 11 месяцев назад

“AHHHHHHHHH CHICKEEEEEEN” Kevin Hart

@Acingit69 3 месяца назад

Well well well

@joiisler8986 Год назад

It was the way he described the room number for me.😂😂😂 (Second is Definitely asking for more laughs. Only KEVIN.🤦🏾‍♀️)

@yamahakid450f Год назад

Well, yeah... that's the whole punchline, the beginning was the set up....

@joiisler8986 Год назад

@@yamahakid450f Isn’t that how Comedians Usually tell Jokes?🙄 Set-up. Story. Punchline. Laughs (hopefully). Yes. I found your comment to me Condescending.🤔

@pandora4me113 Год назад

@@joiisler8986 quite observant

@joiisler8986 Год назад

@@pandora4me113 The “Condescension Train” must be running a Special.🙄

@pandora4me113 Год назад

@@joiisler8986 you think so?

@MaybeTaken Год назад

Line, line, desk, cross, house! I don't know how to read it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ramilsutarez3220 Год назад

That's probably room 2604, if i'm guessing

@richieg1887 Год назад

Maybe room number one 😂😢😮😅😅😅

@penguinyen645 11 месяцев назад

Im pretty sure it was 214

@ThiagoMarquesLeao 11 месяцев назад

ニ六十四?

@penguinyen645 11 месяцев назад

@@ThiagoMarquesLeao he said line line (2) dash (1) cross (10) house (4) right?

@SirCaco Год назад

He was in the right place, Japan loves chicken so much they celebrate Christmas at KFC

@ETOILEPHANTOME 11 месяцев назад

That’s not why but whatever

@SirCaco 11 месяцев назад

@@ETOILEPHANTOME Yeah I know.

@keikurooka5105 11 месяцев назад

Maybe its you who love chicken here. 😅😅😅that s commercial you are seeing. Lolz

@bishop51807 11 месяцев назад

@@ETOILEPHANTOME joke weeb

@ETOILEPHANTOME 11 месяцев назад

@@bishop51807 what’s that?

@lakiahaughton3613 Год назад

Puhahahaha "his laugh shud've been Bigger than it was tho" OMG that's hilarious🤣🤣🤣🤣I'm LMAO tho😂😂🤦🏽‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@stephenwhite2491 Год назад

Most overrated comedian of all time

@darithtuy1996 11 месяцев назад

Line line house bamboo sticks I’m so dead 🤣

@CarlosGarcia-se8nv 10 месяцев назад

"so excited" gets me everytime 💀🤣🤣

@Aldebaran04 11 месяцев назад

I would have loved if the receptionist was like "oh room 24" or something like that😂

@Dylannem Год назад

Chickeeeeeeen! Lmao!

@kimberlygriffin6285 11 месяцев назад

I live in a small town in Korea, and let me tell you I flipped the fuck out when I walked into my normal coffee shop and some random guy said "Hello".

@seanm7539 9 месяцев назад

I’m sure you did people forget that other people in other countries. speak English granted they do speak their native language when they’re around their people but you’d be amazed at how many people actually know English it’s a universal language

@ArTryy 9 месяцев назад

@@seanm75399% of the world population can understand and/or speak English

@kimberlygriffin6285 8 месяцев назад

@@seanm7539 right, but I never hear English here. It's always Korean. Everyone speaks to me in Korean, as they should, so it was just really exciting to have someone speak to me in English, even though it was only "Hello". :)

@topefemi7794 Год назад

I understand the joke. Numbers written in Japanese handwriting 😂😂😂

@xeong5 Год назад

They don’t write numbers like that at all. It’s the same as English.

@sakurakou2009 11 месяцев назад

@@xeong5it joke, non what he said happened

@Manilove223 11 месяцев назад

@@xeong5 both

@starr4490 11 месяцев назад

I always love this part! His scream, the Castaway, and most especially the Japanese numbers. 🤣🤣🤣

@hovhannisyanani 11 месяцев назад

Omg. Maaan you killed me!!!!!. I'm laughing with all of my body 🤣 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Natasha-uz9je Год назад

I lived in Japan for 5 yrs I feel him on this one lol 🙂

@angryblackman857 Год назад

There's black people in japan ? You don't feel alone ?

@damin9913 11 месяцев назад

Thats why I couldn't live out there

@saskinyambura6735 10 месяцев назад

@@angryblackman857lmao. Yes there arw bllack people here. Ive been living in Kansai for 10years. Im a black female.

@terririce6309 Год назад

Lmao! ThAnk you Kevin! I can’t sleep but you got me laughing.

@gustogusto4519 Год назад

Patrice would have thrown another phone book at him for this one

@ariondarkrose Год назад

This comment is soo God damn overrated!!! Omg

@jamesstrong3516 Год назад

READ IT !!!!

@IAmTheGlovenor Год назад

I didn't know Mark Normand went to Japan

@bayleesnider1776 Год назад

@IAmTheGlovenor, Mark had the best outro with the “I’m Kevin Hart.” Line.

@bosegodira5677 11 месяцев назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂room line line dash cross house😂😂😂 they are not laughing at all, im soaked in tears bcos of my laughter 😅😂😂😂😂

@nathanb2974 Год назад

Big laughs come with funny jokes.

@valorgaming7114 11 месяцев назад

For real his voice was just annoying

@Skyscraper2015 10 месяцев назад

I love how he changes personas so quickly. He is upset and in the middle of his upsetness he is laughing as well.

@queen78284 Год назад

Him explaining the joke so they can laugh is hilarious. Hahahaha

@kingnduh6654 11 месяцев назад

mh after reading few/some comments all i can say is: he was in room twenty something 🙂

@christopheralexander9072 10 месяцев назад

Room 2

@22568307r 9 месяцев назад

@@christopheralexander9072floor 2 room 14.. or 214 basically

@potstarx4125 4 месяца назад

"I don't know I don't know" 💀💀💀💯

@doppio447 9 месяцев назад

'so ecxited' 💀

@marsestrada629 Год назад

"I'm running loose like a stool." Drew Lynch

@mariamnasonko1960 Год назад

Uju 😂😂😂😂😂 you never disappoint me mbu my sugar,my hope,my future 😂😂😂 you almost killed me

@soniadaniels2522 9 месяцев назад

Hevin Hart is too funny

@user-tq3lw9jz5u 10 месяцев назад

Best actor ever❤lol I'm dead😂

@mellisa5307 11 месяцев назад

Too freaking HILARIOUS 😂 "CHICKEN!!!!!! IF I WAS TO DIE RIGHT NOW ID BE GREATFUL IT WAS FROM LAUGHING FROM KEVIN HART 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Raspora 11 месяцев назад

this is how comedy should rollin . didnt insult anyone

@Moon_Fairy1188 10 месяцев назад

Bro really put that japanese line when he was going on a rollercoaster😂

@TanekaTompkins-cs2is 10 месяцев назад

Let's go Mr Kevin LMBO 🤣🤣🤣❤

@cterence1767 Год назад

Lol they write the numbers the same way we do in Japan. Unless ur in an old ramen shop or something, no one is gonna use the chinese numbers

@animangamania Год назад

Furthermore, writing room numbers in kanji is just impractical. It makes more sense to write the number in a numerical system that matches the ones on the phone, making it easier for the guest. In overall, the “trip to Japan” part of this special, in my opinion, is the weakest part.

@Tricie2371 11 месяцев назад

chill...it was a joke

@farrizzasfahan7247 Год назад

They not laughing hard , cuz they really feels the suffer of Language Barriers 💀🤣

@LatonyaCarr-pf5rt 10 месяцев назад

You killing me. I'm laughing. I'm crying and I got to hear that you got me laughing. Anyway, that's what a comedian is. I love you

@Swamp_gas12 5 месяцев назад

The reason they weren't laughing?... probably never saw a "white" movie before. Still wondering who Tom Hanks is.. by the time the punch line came, they were lost. "What??... Uncle Tom was a castaway.? ..I don't get it".

@abdullahbintariq7836 9 месяцев назад

The way he changes his emotions 😂

@ThatLampTho Год назад

why did it seem like the crowd purposefully laughed less when kevin asked them for more laughs haha

@kairinase Год назад

He's in room 214, I think...

@markjordan8013 11 месяцев назад

This "J😅KE is So " Hilarious! 'KEV, I'm Most 'Definitely Feeling This One.. 👍

@ethanmakowicz5749 5 месяцев назад

He really is the funniest person on the planet.

@igormironov7391 Год назад

Kevin Hart Is the man!! Not too tall but he’s the man, nevertheless. 😂🎉

@Will-dn9dq Год назад

Lop chicken was that old friend from grade school you run into during the 1st visit to jail. 😂😂 oh I know you! Common ground I'm not alone lol

@anastan5445 11 месяцев назад

Looks like an abandoned building with no doors and windows made out of bamboo sticks. I'm dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@thamesplayz7406 6 месяцев назад

When I heard bamboo sticks I lost it. 😂😂

@aydinbiber7616 Год назад

But they write numbers the same way they do in the U.S.. 1 is written like "1". There are kana/kanji for things like the word "thousand", but for things like phone numbers, money and amounts they use "normal" numbers.

@luckysgi-5karrow378 11 месяцев назад

It depends on the place. If they really wanna keep the "Japanese" feeling for any reason they may keep all the kanji. Maybe a tourist trap place? Haha.

@ashif21 11 месяцев назад

"Normal" numbers are called arabic numerals.

@raibyo 11 месяцев назад

I'm pretty sure Japanese don't use Kanji to write numbers like that. They just use Arabic Numerals, especially for Hotels.

@the_deadly_queen3637 11 месяцев назад

The line line dash always takes me out!

@0145jjd Год назад

"So excited" is from a different joke

@Little-She-Devil 11 месяцев назад

LOL that is how i would read a Japanese number. 😂 I can’t read Japanese either lol

@COSCOSBEATS 11 месяцев назад

I don’t know if these are true stories or made up for jokes 😂

@EliasEthanmolina 29 дней назад

"You would've thought that I was tom Hanks in castaway. I, lost it. AHHHHHHHHHHH! CHICKEEEEN! PLS CHICKEEEEEN!" had me rolling

@cweepew Год назад

"AHHHHHHH CHICKEEEENNNN"

@michaelbraum77 Год назад

So funny!!! My second favorite comedian! Number 1 has to always be Dave Chappelle!!!

@sasazivanovic777 Год назад

Dave will always be untouchable.

@lukebryant5017 11 месяцев назад

Who tf is around him telling to include this bit in the taping? 😂

@chaddon7685 7 месяцев назад

"I don't know! I don't know!" 😢 😂😂

@A_Ride_To Год назад

There is chicken at EVERY convenience store with 24/7 opening times, LITERALLY. Unless you are residing in an "Inaka" area, in which case, may lord have mercy on your sorry AND chickenless ass. (As you will have to wait until shortly before lunchtime for their next charge of freshly fried goods) Or of course you could go to a restaurant that serves some sort of chicken. 😅

@asherandai2633 Год назад

Don’t they have vending machines for every product imaginable there? That’s what I saw on a very strange documentary type thing about Japan’s obsession with vending machines

@justsomeguythatwantssometh9986 11 месяцев назад

@@asherandai2633 vending machines are everywhere but once you get to inaka there are barely any vending machine and convenience store have limited time products. And it's going to be a long ass walk for a konbini on inaka areas.

@asherandai2633 11 месяцев назад

@@justsomeguythatwantssometh9986 never been there, so I don’t know those names or where (or what?) they are 🤷🏻‍♂️ All I have to go off is that documentary thing which said they’re all over the country.

@archiet.3400 11 месяцев назад

😂😂😂

@iraimen Год назад

二一四

@ArkNeuron Год назад

if he was actually in room 214, i swear to god bro, cause that looks right XD

@LoneDragonSage Год назад

YOOO IM CRYIN🤣

@brandonmoss7976 Год назад

aaaanhhh it all makes sense now😳😳😳😳

@gladvinjoshy1251 6 месяцев назад

Can't be. Line line dash cross house. Either it's 三十四 (34). Or it's 二 -十四 (2- 14)

@nancy8269 9 месяцев назад

Kevin Hart is one of the best comedians out there!! 😂😂❤

@virgoowl 11 месяцев назад

The first time i read japanese number in kanji is perfectly the same thing kevin hart describe🤣

@Rahul_Sastry 11 месяцев назад

Man nah Dave Chapelle not him

@tubber 11 месяцев назад

How much Tom hanks paid you to mention his name? Wished he was still on the island

@adrianmccalla8653 9 месяцев назад

I'm in room crosslining 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@8-random258 11 месяцев назад

Kevin Hart has that voice that can make jokes and its more funny cause of the voice

@cbrreezzyy69 Год назад

He’s lucky Patrice wasn’t there for that last part. He would’ve tore him a new one.

@moonie2057 11 месяцев назад

Same thing happened in thiland , we didn't have communication problems cause they knew english and so did we but when my dad found a desi person he was so happy (he generally primarily speaks in urdu and punjabi but knows english too) he talked to the indian guy running thenresteraunt for like a good 10 minutes and did the same when we met another indian guy at the airport it was kinda hilarious lmao

@edhorlickbullecer8564 11 месяцев назад

That Tom Hanks in Castaway line killed it. Hahahahaha! 🤣🤣🤣

@mobilepowerguys-uw6ep 4 месяца назад

Ain’t no way he asked if they understood the joke

@toddmccreary4579 Год назад

I knew the numbers would be in Japanese That's even worse than getting an Indian or Arab. "Vhut ju name sir" "Todd" "Bob?" "Todd" "John?" "TODD" "Spell it." T O D D G L U C I hung up

@autumnleaves8553 Год назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@abrantie Год назад

Did u get it, the joke?? I taught u should have had a bigger laugh

@daviddickinson2229 8 месяцев назад

Engaging the crowd this is pure talent

@Afton_Robotics_1987 Год назад

Cant believe ppl dont get jokes and attack comedians like Gervais and Kevin. Like wtf has society become? These dudes in these comments have no sense of humor this man presents.

@marvenlunn6086 Год назад

No one really laughed because he was funny they laughed to be polite

@gamerz-yt5804 Год назад

cap

@JklMan1 Год назад

Fake statement booooo 🍅🍅🍅

@StLMikie Год назад

Definitely not his best bit.

@Afton_Robotics_1987 Год назад

@@StLMikie Dumbass alert 2

@mirellacaponetto5042 8 месяцев назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂love the end❤

@andrewhayward1185 10 месяцев назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂 this guy is the best

@kh7688 11 месяцев назад

I miss the days when Kevin Hart was a funny comedian.

@malusisoko7030 Год назад

This has to be one of the most boring jokes i have ever seen

@lolookphor Год назад

It's Kevin hart, what do you expect?

@numberthr333 11 месяцев назад

THAT VOICE AT THE END WAS😂😂😂😂😂😂

@djespinoza17 4 месяца назад

The line line cross house it looks like in a building made out of bamboo sticks got me I watched it ten times 😂😂😂

@bertthesquirt1468 Год назад

That was the joke?! That was A JOKE?! 😔

@atifchoudhury5180 11 месяцев назад

KKKevin Hart

@zayg9256 9 месяцев назад

Nah the Tracy Morgan one got me😭😭😭

@el-kun7816 10 месяцев назад

I get your jokes man 😂😂

@johndavis623 11 месяцев назад

Kevin is funny in movies, not in a stand-up.

@previouslyroader 11 месяцев назад

How you looked typing out this comment when you coulda just scrolled: 🤓😊

@johndavis623 11 месяцев назад

@CompletelyRoader I can comment on what the fck I want. What does it matter to you?

@johndavis623 11 месяцев назад

@@previouslyroader Stalker

@Yessahyessah 11 месяцев назад

Nah he had one of the funniest stand ups ever, seriously funny was great

@alexrobushi7043 11 месяцев назад

Some of his stand up is really really good especially back in the day

@teddy2guns404 Год назад

Yep he still not funny

@Devilninja333 Год назад

Seriously

@ineedanewname4844 Год назад

@@gabrielmacdougall431 I thought the ending was the worst part the rest of it was actually pretty good

@Afton_Robotics_1987 Год назад

3rd dumbass I found in these comments

@Afton_Robotics_1987 Год назад

@@ineedanewname4844 lol the ending was also with a joke

@Kan_DSU Год назад

I think its aight

@T.Alexis926 9 месяцев назад

Bwhahahahaa the description of the number of the room was actually great. Lmbo I wouldn't have been able to do that! 😂😂😂

@okuhlebeastsiyeni1073 9 месяцев назад

"You get it? Did you get the joke?"😭

@Jfresh729 Год назад

Kevin is funny but he’s not as funny as people make him seem that he is

@julybeeb4614 Год назад

The Guy isn't even funny. Lestin to chapple