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@mrface417
@mrface417 4 года назад
The actress did a brilliant job because I genuinely hated her
@IXIskarfaceIXI
@IXIskarfaceIXI 4 года назад
And that piss me off
@samueldaddo8182
@samueldaddo8182 4 года назад
True. If you’re supposed to be hated.. and are then hated... you’re a good actress 👍🏻👍🏻
@michaelw4861
@michaelw4861 4 года назад
@@samueldaddo8182 Either that or she just has one of those faces and the producers actually did a good job finding her.
@samueldaddo8182
@samueldaddo8182 4 года назад
Michael W yeh no you could be absolutely right
@thedarkknight962
@thedarkknight962 4 года назад
Good acting doesn't necessarily define if you will like or hate the character. Just the villainous nature is enough to make audience hate the character and good acting polishes it.
@NapoleonBonerfarts
@NapoleonBonerfarts 2 года назад
I’m pretty sure Ricky wrote this show in a way where he could have all the best arguments that we have all dreamed about in the shower
@JSmellerM
@JSmellerM Год назад
Have you seen him at the Golden Globes? He has the best arguments in real life too.
@Nutsaur
@Nutsaur Год назад
I'm getting better at it! It takes practice but my hands were shaking last time.
@steelbear2063
@steelbear2063 Год назад
@@JSmellerM Yeah after he pretends he's not just like those people
@Ace04352
@Ace04352 Год назад
this one definitely had to have been based on a true story. Everyone experienced this to some degree at least once while dining out.
@canerbaykara2639
@canerbaykara2639 11 месяцев назад
I think for this scene anyway, somebody in the writers room watched some atlanta.
@Timeworks
@Timeworks 3 года назад
ricky is always spot on with writing this stuff lol
@misan2002
@misan2002 3 года назад
Hello
@FMMAGE
@FMMAGE 3 года назад
Who was actually right in this situation? What if they only have a "children's discount" for certain type of food and the restaurant didn't want to put the same thing with the actual price on the menu because that would raise questions.
@Orcawhale1
@Orcawhale1 3 года назад
@@FMMAGE Him, obviously. Your adding elements which arn't a part of the story.
@coffeebreakfiction1765
@coffeebreakfiction1765 2 года назад
@@FMMAGE No the restaurant is in the right here. They’re not making a big profit on the kids menu and Ricky doesn’t understand that restaurants need to make money in order to survive and pay their staff wages. They’re only offering kids menus at kids prices so that adults come in and pay adult prices. If they followed Ricky’s logic, they’d have to increase the price of the kids menu or get rid of the kids menu altogether.
@FMMAGE
@FMMAGE 2 года назад
@@coffeebreakfiction1765 yeh. You are right. Thanks
@naitsirk32
@naitsirk32 4 года назад
Gervais stated he had this happen to him and ordered something else, but now that he writes the script he wants to play around with reality.
@tyrians
@tyrians 4 года назад
@Runner I do hope that's sarcasm.
@stitcherquet3709
@stitcherquet3709 4 года назад
@Runner Only a bmw or mercedes? You must live on a council estate.
@naitsirk32
@naitsirk32 4 года назад
@Suicide Booth You realize that this is a sketch right? Take it for what it is meant to do. Be a funny sketch, nothing more nothing less. Good day to you sir :)
@Sekirothewolf
@Sekirothewolf 4 года назад
Suicide Booth why bring colour into it? Stupid prick
@danh5637
@danh5637 4 года назад
You know what storytelling is?!
@DrBIeed
@DrBIeed 4 года назад
My dad went to Steak and Shake one time, ordered his food and a shake. They had a habit of bringing out the food first and then the shake. Dad told them he wanted the shake first and the waitress told him they couldn’t bring do it that way. The manager said the same. So dad said ok, I’ll just take a milk shake then, I’m not hungry. Once they brought it out he said ok well I’m hungry now I’ll order some food. Of all the places in life to take a stand. SMH.
@theyoutuber5743
@theyoutuber5743 4 года назад
Yep good idea, some people dont think sometimes for simple things
@BamM88
@BamM88 4 года назад
Great. But I avoid pissing of the staff
@BokuWaMoekai
@BokuWaMoekai 4 года назад
Imagine all the saliva he had in his food that day
@LoggyWD
@LoggyWD 4 года назад
Just go to a different place. Who gives a shit
@fishanter6807
@fishanter6807 4 года назад
DrBIeed lmafo
@ciaranoconnell4783
@ciaranoconnell4783 4 года назад
The pettiness at the end is something I can really get behind. Bad enough that they won't give it to him but to stare at the end to make sure he won't eat it is triggering. You just want to piss them off because they are pissing you off.
@krashd
@krashd 3 года назад
I would have waited til the little lad had finished eating and then fucked off with my plate of fish fingers and beans. "You want to bicker over trivial details well now you're down a fucking plate and fork!"
@pablo1006pr
@pablo1006pr 2 года назад
@@krashd well that would be an actual crime so let’s not do that
@pizzaman9859
@pizzaman9859 Год назад
@@pablo1006pr We’re going to ignore the law.
@mcleandaniel
@mcleandaniel Год назад
I once had a waiter charge me for a cup of hot water! Charged me the same price as a cup of tea, the thug.
@ssh1487
@ssh1487 Год назад
You fight petty with petty. At least his petty is reasonable petty
@Stefma4All
@Stefma4All 2 года назад
"have any money" "no" "loser" i died LOL
@count7340
@count7340 3 года назад
I'm a fully grown bloke, but I don't consume much sugar. I once went to the cinema and ordered a small coke, and a small popcorn - they gave me the kid's box. It was awesome - I got a free, crappy plastic toy and extra chocolate.
@count7340
@count7340 3 года назад
@@phantomoftheopera371 I know. I just wanted a small portion, and they gave me the kid's box. I smiled.
@BearMeOut
@BearMeOut 3 года назад
More people should be aware of how much sugar inside the food and drinks. 5% salt or 20% sugar is not alright, why would anyone selling those?
@count7340
@count7340 3 года назад
@@BearMeOut As I said, I don't often consume much sugar.
@Alexisonfiresx
@Alexisonfiresx 3 года назад
BearWithMe there’s actually nothing wrong with having a bit of sugar and salt in your system. Just as long as you don’t overconsume these and exercise daily and have a general healthy lifestyle, 5% or 20% won’t kill you.
@shelbyvillerules9962
@shelbyvillerules9962 3 года назад
Why don’t they put little toys in cereal anymore?
@RedLukey
@RedLukey 4 года назад
£4.99 for 3 fishfingers, a spoonful of beans and slice of bread? Just go to Tesco fam
@jws5984
@jws5984 4 года назад
London prices...
@cabuscus
@cabuscus 4 года назад
I think it was that size so ricky could scoop it up and shove it in
@luciav8595
@luciav8595 4 года назад
How much do you want it to cost??? 1£?? They have to pay the 3+ salaries of the staff + paying for the location + cost of raw materials
@sirhoneybadger5875
@sirhoneybadger5875 4 года назад
@ShiftCtrl85 you alright mate
@RedLukey
@RedLukey 4 года назад
@@luciav8595 Lol is this your cafe?
@johnyrosangkima9471
@johnyrosangkima9471 Год назад
Reminds me of the story of one lady at the bank. She wanted to withdraw 10$ but the teller said she could withdraw only a minimum of 100$, the lady said it was her money and she could take out how much ever she wanted but the teller refused. So the lady withdrew 100$, took 10$ and told the teller to deposit the remaining 90$.😂
@biohazard8285
@biohazard8285 5 лет назад
The funniest scene in the series
@dysaster4521
@dysaster4521 4 года назад
No the funniest scene in my opinion is the one where he goes to the woman that makes rice pudding with her breast milk
@michaelsedgley3236
@michaelsedgley3236 4 года назад
@BB B if you know the character of this show.... This scene becomes funny. Give it a watch
@rossstephen2568
@rossstephen2568 4 года назад
BB B na this definite isn’t the funniest watch it it’s good not just a comedy it’s quite emotional
@baburao87
@baburao87 4 года назад
What about "I love you, Dad." "Gay!"?
@ransherman1611
@ransherman1611 4 года назад
haven't seen it yet. that's the funniest the series gets? i hope it's meant to be a drama, not a comedy...
@richarddavis4121
@richarddavis4121 4 года назад
You just know this is Ricky Gervais real life angst
@jakemorrison8507
@jakemorrison8507 4 года назад
New Larry David!
@imnotgayyy8489
@imnotgayyy8489 3 года назад
@@jakemorrison8507 LOL
@kkgt6591
@kkgt6591 3 года назад
I really doubt that, people in restaurants would do anything to please him.
@mrmagno5955
@mrmagno5955 3 года назад
I remember I was with my grandad at a fish and chip place it had a takeaway and a sit down restraunt so my grandad said can we have a jumbo fish and they said “that’s only for the sit down restraunt” so my grandad said “why if you can’t fit it in the box just cut it in half an put it in two boxes I’ll pay the extra box” they still said “we can’t” so he said okay we’ll sit down then and once it arrived he said “can I take these home in a box I’m not hungry now” so they gave him two boxes to take it home in 😂 I don’t understand why they do it
@LittleJo-
@LittleJo- 3 года назад
They do it cos they can charge more for sit down. They still ripped your grandad off in the long run as they got him to pay for sit down.. it's all a scam..
@menelik6635
@menelik6635 3 года назад
@@LittleJo- that's not how that works, right? Are you implying that you pay for sitting there?
@GG-xm2cm
@GG-xm2cm 3 года назад
@@menelik6635 Ofcourse you do
@TheGroucho66
@TheGroucho66 3 года назад
@@GG-xm2cm ? What do you mean? I have never spent extra money after being charged for sitting down at the table of a place that does takeaway. However, sit downs are more beneficial for places because it could lead them to purchase more things like drinks when they are on site.
@GG-xm2cm
@GG-xm2cm 3 года назад
@@TheGroucho66 Thats the point of the scam bro. You pay extra to some places because they are trying to rip you off.
@fitzmaurice88
@fitzmaurice88 3 года назад
This was relatively entertaining but then sight of him him grabbing the fish fingers and stuffing them into his mouth was joyous 😂
@tamarasaldana8027
@tamarasaldana8027 3 года назад
Jajaja, fue lo mejor.
@manticfello3261
@manticfello3261 2 года назад
Nah man he didn't just grab it. He looked into the waitress' soul and just stared at her while stuffing fish fingers. That was fcking awesome XD
@Red-ki4tk
@Red-ki4tk Год назад
And her opening mouth reaction I was gone 😂😂😂😂😂
@paulmagee6249
@paulmagee6249 5 лет назад
The one person who disliked this video was the waitress
@marcuscross8051
@marcuscross8051 4 года назад
The waitress is a fictional character so that's literally impossible
@callumhudsonodoi7701
@callumhudsonodoi7701 4 года назад
Marcus Cross Learn to take a joke.
@persimmonss
@persimmonss 4 года назад
@@callumhudsonodoi7701 he could also be joking
@marcuscross8051
@marcuscross8051 4 года назад
@@persimmonss BINGO!
@AJRAGES22MUCH
@AJRAGES22MUCH 4 года назад
@@marcuscross8051 R/Whooosh jesus like you are the reason aliens ain't visited
@OdditiesandRarities
@OdditiesandRarities 5 лет назад
"your just gonna eat the child's portion" "I'm not a child so that's literally physically impossible."
@NonsensicalSpudz
@NonsensicalSpudz 4 года назад
@David Clinging Please don't do this. hes quoting the show
@obelisk941
@obelisk941 4 года назад
@David Clinging it actually makes perfect sense, hate to break it to you
@obelisk941
@obelisk941 4 года назад
@David Clinging "I'm not a child so that's literally physically impossible." is sarcasm...
@obelisk941
@obelisk941 4 года назад
@David Clinging he's saying in essence - "don't worry waitress, i won't eat the child's portion that i've just ordered 2 of, because i'm physically incapable of eating it, or why else would i be unable to purchase a portion for myself". it really is sarcasm, i haven't done an amazing job of explaining it (as it's essentially impossible to describe how something is sarcastic to someone that doesn't understand), but everybody else who liked his comment seems to understand. it's not gibberish, you just fail to 'get' this specific joke
@ThePaperCreater
@ThePaperCreater 4 года назад
1980: In 2020 we will have flying cars 2020: Two people arguing about fish finger portions
@matttibos2562
@matttibos2562 4 года назад
The way he stares at her at the end 😂😂
@NassimSYD
@NassimSYD 4 года назад
Since what happened in the GGs2020 I've become obsessed with watching him
@wookieeMan06
@wookieeMan06 4 года назад
with fish fingers in his mouth
@isaacchua0405
@isaacchua0405 3 года назад
Your profile pic needs a change
@ChadKakashi
@ChadKakashi Месяц назад
Absolute power move.
@sayakdas4159
@sayakdas4159 4 года назад
I genuinely didn't expect that the waitress will keep an eye on him.
@truth.speaker
@truth.speaker 3 года назад
You haven't been to many cafés then. There really are people out there who behave like her. They ruin customer experiences. Thankfully, because of the internet, these type of people are learning that treating customers like dirt can have an effect on your bottom line. Hopefully they will treat people nicely in the future
@truth.speaker
@truth.speaker 3 года назад
@cm. CG try running a business mate Like it or not, treating people like dirt won't make them come back It's not entitlement as much as it is "there's someone down the street who is much nicer"
@truth.speaker
@truth.speaker 3 года назад
@cm. CG you haven't
@truth.speaker
@truth.speaker 3 года назад
@cm. CG you view good customer service as "being entitled". You must not understand good customer service
@jungsomewhat
@jungsomewhat 3 года назад
Along with the big brute lol......
@montrealfilmguy
@montrealfilmguy 4 года назад
The line "its not cause they're unemployed "... is hilarious..Bwahahahaha
@ryanniv1851
@ryanniv1851 2 года назад
Fair play to that actress. She did a brilliant job 😂
@iziahghost1638
@iziahghost1638 2 года назад
Went through a dark phase this show kept me alive! Rick is an underrated Great!.
@sauravroy209
@sauravroy209 Год назад
I hope you are doing well fam
@shadowbanned5164
@shadowbanned5164 Год назад
Rickys golden globes bit will go down in history as the best celebrity roast ever performed.
@eddyd8745
@eddyd8745 7 месяцев назад
Hope you're doing better now.
@alexanderschirmer4593
@alexanderschirmer4593 4 года назад
Well, he'll have fish fingers and beans *twice.*
@MiddletoM
@MiddletoM 4 года назад
You should write subtitles. You nailed it.
@Takhar7
@Takhar7 4 года назад
@@MiddletoM 😂😂😂
@E-bk9vk
@E-bk9vk 3 года назад
I was thinking that the whole way thru and he said it I was like HA!
@BlackSailPass_GuitarCovers
@BlackSailPass_GuitarCovers 3 года назад
[Cogs whirring...] Nah but you're gonna eat one of them aren't ya?
@Cytise91
@Cytise91 3 года назад
Finger Picking Good nah
@OhPhilly
@OhPhilly 7 месяцев назад
That finishing move aka the dirty swipe gets me every time LOL
@leighxann1
@leighxann1 5 лет назад
The first time I saw this I cried laughing for a good 5 minutes. Can't wait for part 2
@tituswheatbread9646
@tituswheatbread9646 3 года назад
Part two is out, thought I'd say seeing as this comment is out.
@ItsMeYourRealDad
@ItsMeYourRealDad Год назад
Part 3 is out just thought I'd say since the last comment is out of date now
@Nutsaur
@Nutsaur Год назад
I also cannot wait for part 2
@strangelee4400
@strangelee4400 3 года назад
I order the kids 'fish and chips' at my local chippy all the time. The adult version is too much to eat. They always look at me like I'm some sort of cheapskate who doesn't want to pay full price.
@HannahU10
@HannahU10 3 года назад
I used to work in a chippy and people would order a kid’s portion all the time - they’re very large meals otherwise! I can’t imagine thinking ill of a customer who just wanted a portion they knew they could manage. Don’t let them get you down, enjoy eating your chips and not feeling sick from overeating afterwards 😂
@cgavin1
@cgavin1 3 года назад
Yeah they look at you then they look at all the panting 17 stone diabetics in the queue behind you..
@joewright9879
@joewright9879 3 года назад
They’re still getting your money. Grant you not as much, but something’s better than nothing.
@nirmalsuki
@nirmalsuki 3 года назад
I don't have a local chippy because I don't live in Britain, and we have real food :-P
@H.K.5
@H.K.5 Год назад
I bet they get mad when their food gets wasted lol
@crocodileranger8404
@crocodileranger8404 3 года назад
I also once tried to order a child portion because I'm 4'11 and they refused to do it. Smaller people need different portion sizes, we cannot eat the same as a 6'2 person. I then left and went to another restaurant and had no problems there
@eshwar6969
@eshwar6969 3 года назад
Nice. If they don't want to serve me I'll take my money elsewhere!
@BenPotts
@BenPotts 2 года назад
yeah but you're still 4'11 when you wake up in the morning aren't you? so ultimately you've lost this situation
@Predictable1
@Predictable1 2 года назад
@@BenPotts if you knew the perks of being a small woman ;) .. I'm not 4'11 but i wouldn't mind being.
@H.K.5
@H.K.5 2 года назад
I don't think height has anything to do with appetite.
@Mr.Sax.
@Mr.Sax. 2 года назад
@@BenPottsThing is that height can't be changed but being a jerk is an option and you choose to be one, you choose to lose everyday.
@Narmerlover
@Narmerlover 3 года назад
What a Moronic rule... He's still ordering food, regardless if its for kids. I know it's fictional, but my god my head burst a vessel from this
@PresidentialWinner
@PresidentialWinner 3 года назад
Oh it's not fictional..
@DelusionalInsider
@DelusionalInsider 3 года назад
it actually happened to him irl so..
@Narmerlover
@Narmerlover 3 года назад
Oh my fucking god this was actually enforced?? 7 months later, I rediscover this clip, found my old comment and now the realisation that this ACTUALLY happened???
@maximilianmoreiras5622
@maximilianmoreiras5622 3 года назад
@@Narmerlover you guys are only thinking from the perspective of the customer. Sure it's annoying. But you have to realize the restaurant doesn't make any money on kids menus. They are cheaper not because the just have less food on them. They are cheaper to encourage families to also go to restaurants. If you let adults order unprofitable portions, you have to make them more expensive and in the end it's families that lose. Hilarious scene regardless.
@adrianradu2332
@adrianradu2332 3 года назад
@@maximilianmoreiras5622 Well that's a stupid fucking argument then. If the kid portion is 5 dollars, you still have 5 dollars more than you had before. You have to choose between 5 dollars and 0. An Adult is perfectly capable of understanding that a kid's portion is less food, but that's what he wants to eat, and you cannot enforce that on him, as he can easily go somewhere else and leave a shit review for your restaurant.
@SubscriberswithnovideosC-ok7wv
@SubscriberswithnovideosC-ok7wv 3 года назад
This show is basically Gervais expressing his opinion about illogical rules/relatable topics. And I love it.
@zaferertas8216
@zaferertas8216 3 года назад
It's like curb your enthusiasm with melancholy.
@MrNiceHk
@MrNiceHk 3 года назад
is it and do you.
@SuitedConnectors
@SuitedConnectors 3 года назад
And that's why it's a great show. He does and says what a lot of people would like to say and do but they don't dare.
@agneskennicott7851
@agneskennicott7851 3 года назад
"AnD i LoVe iT 🥴"
@fins6191
@fins6191 3 года назад
Ladies and gentlemen, *the obvious nature of the show has been identified*
@beechface1
@beechface1 4 года назад
This is actually one of the best series I've ever seen, hilarious, sad It's got everything.
@donbrogan3158
@donbrogan3158 4 года назад
I wonder how many fish fingers they went through to get that scene!
@donbrogan3158
@donbrogan3158 4 года назад
@@HOTD108_ Nice one Colombo.....
@tomwallhead6950
@tomwallhead6950 3 года назад
If uve seen any of his outtakes from either derek the office or extras then maybe hundreds 😂
@xali2008
@xali2008 3 года назад
Ricky even laugh and ruin the scenes that he not even in it 😀 funny thing is he probably wrote all the jokes himself and still laugh as he heard it for the first time
@Levi_Skardsen
@Levi_Skardsen 3 года назад
Ricky's vegan so he probably took that scene a bit more seriously. Unless they were some kind of vegan substitute fish fingers.
@TheDropdeadZed
@TheDropdeadZed 3 года назад
The cake scene in the office was even worse, it looked like the kid and the weird guy weren't even spitting the cake lol
@filipzawistowski4390
@filipzawistowski4390 3 года назад
This scene made me realise what a prick I used to be working at Nandos insisting adults couldn't order kid's meals. Oh well!
@baileyfletcher6200
@baileyfletcher6200 3 года назад
Ah it's in the past now. We're all pricks at some point in time.
@jayparmo2284
@jayparmo2284 3 года назад
you were doing your job mate. nothing wrong with that. i hate when customers act like the staff make the rules.
@danielhewson4132
@danielhewson4132 3 года назад
Jay Parmo not really as bending rules at certain points make you look good and hence they will return another time more hungry and buy a more expensive meal since the service is great. 👀
@filipzawistowski4390
@filipzawistowski4390 3 года назад
@@danielhewson4132 The other thing was when you work in a restaurant customers generally treat you like shit so you're always on defense mode 🤣 I can't tell you how many times a customer would finish their meal then as I was clearing their (empty) plate they'd say "That was DISGUSTING, give me a free meal or I'll post bad reviews" and you'd be like "But you finished it.." then they'd say "Are you calling me a liar?" then the manager just has to give them what they want. So when you get treated like that all day you want to be inflexible with rules just to piss off the general public 🤣
@danielhewson4132
@danielhewson4132 3 года назад
Nicholas Wright customer service > nickel and diming
@tonyseller2574
@tonyseller2574 5 лет назад
when I first saw this scene, I thought, how's he going to get out of this one then? then that, hahahaha
@IAmTheSaladMan
@IAmTheSaladMan 2 года назад
This reminds me of going to a chippy with my Grandfather as a kid. He didn’t really eat chips so just ordered two fish and the waitress kept arguing that it was a set price and came with chips. After some back and forth he was like ‘fine charge me for the chips but don’t put them on my plate’. He was really against wasting food.
@JustAPintOfMilk
@JustAPintOfMilk Год назад
most of the older generations are against wasting food. Thats because most of them lived through times of hunger and poverty.
@kennethtran4706
@kennethtran4706 Год назад
its because they want to make more money and the children's orders are a waste of their time. personally never had the restaurant refuse service.
@A5H_01
@A5H_01 Год назад
@@JustAPintOfMilk It’s not just going to be an “older” thing for much longer if cost of living continues. Sad to see.
@JustAPintOfMilk
@JustAPintOfMilk Год назад
@@A5H_01 well it might get better soon
@xp3r670
@xp3r670 3 года назад
The actress is great
@me_bee_ste_1355
@me_bee_ste_1355 5 лет назад
I'm going to start being more like him! 😅
@luckytrolls3237
@luckytrolls3237 5 лет назад
we all need to
@327legoman
@327legoman 5 лет назад
@@luckytrolls3237 We all need to be suicidal?
@Toddespiel
@Toddespiel 4 года назад
@@luckytrolls3237 you dont really. Im like him and its painful
@Toddespiel
@Toddespiel 4 года назад
people hate you and its not fun at the end. it only works if u have money and statue. that way people worship you in the first place and you just filter them by being like Tony
@Danwell86
@Danwell86 3 года назад
"He'll have fish fingers and beans... Twice 😂😂😂
@rasmustagu
@rasmustagu 3 года назад
I love how this show is so grounded in reality.
@shadowbanned5164
@shadowbanned5164 Год назад
Many of us have been refused ordering off the kiddies menu I just tell them to adult size it if I really want it.
@hadenough2857
@hadenough2857 3 года назад
I would have just said " fine I'll spend my money elsewhere " and left...
@TonyEnglandUK
@TonyEnglandUK 3 года назад
You wild rebel.
@hadenough2857
@hadenough2857 3 года назад
@@TonyEnglandUK Yeah that simple....wild rebel ???? I think you may drink too much .
@TonyEnglandUK
@TonyEnglandUK 3 года назад
@@hadenough2857 I don't drink at all. I think you should.
@toadfaceass
@toadfaceass 3 года назад
@@mariadaly8654 Its not weird. If you cave on your principals what sort of message does that send your child? To sit and take unfair and unacceptable treatment?
@kkgt6591
@kkgt6591 3 года назад
@@toadfaceass there is nothing unfair about it.
@TheGuyWhoAsk3d
@TheGuyWhoAsk3d Год назад
“That’s only on the children’s menu, I’m afraid” -Famous last words
@turk5832
@turk5832 Год назад
I've watched this scene 5 times in a row and each time I end up laughing hysterically! Wonderful comedic bit!
@tramlad2
@tramlad2 3 года назад
Little chap who played George was really good in this, angelic little face, was excellent opposite Ricky, very natural.
@mikespearwood3914
@mikespearwood3914 Год назад
I love how awkward the kid looks just sitting there while adults are arguing about menu items.
@TheLambLive
@TheLambLive 4 года назад
I bought two pizzas in ASDA once, 4 toppings each. They absolutely refused to allow me to have 3 on one, and 5 on the other..!
@Axispaw1
@Axispaw1 3 года назад
Haha totally! Exact same thing happened to me. Couldn't believe what I was hearing...
@grancito2
@grancito2 3 года назад
If the staff had brains and logic, they would not be working in these places.
@grancito2
@grancito2 3 года назад
@@willnicholson18 That makes you an idiot, you have no idea how smart I am.
@danielnile1455
@danielnile1455 3 года назад
yeah the reason behind this is because it's possible they won't cook in the oven within the guidelines, it's not the same king
@ThomasKop
@ThomasKop Год назад
Her acting is spot-on. Just as he's devouring the food her expression is full of disgust but also full of burning desire to break away from the miserable corporate life she's in & admiration & even desire for him.
@philbecker4676
@philbecker4676 10 месяцев назад
Is being a waitress a corporate life?
@davidaustin902
@davidaustin902 10 месяцев назад
Got the big ass cook to come out and intimidate him with a, "Both of those for him are they?"...followed the mouth stuff is just PERFECT
@davidp5544
@davidp5544 5 лет назад
Honestly this scene had me in stitches, so so funny.
@mkmaster99
@mkmaster99 4 года назад
I would not pay £2.99 for that, never mind £4.99
@darthkek1953
@darthkek1953 4 года назад
LAAAAAANDAN prices. I went to Sheffield a couple of years back, a cafe were advertising cups for tea for 12 pence.
@Trazynn
@Trazynn 4 года назад
London is also the only place where they would make a big deal about adults eating from the children's menu.
@Sekirothewolf
@Sekirothewolf 4 года назад
decentradical no it’s not kid
@Lebenspiel
@Lebenspiel 4 года назад
In hipster cafe's is normal that everything is 5 times more expensive.
@Danny-gb2kj
@Danny-gb2kj 4 года назад
Green Goliath stfu weab only kids and insecure virgins call people kid
@Bruce-1956
@Bruce-1956 3 года назад
A superb programme, Ricky at his best.
@martincurran4985
@martincurran4985 Год назад
This happened to me before getting fast food on a night out after the pub, but the guy behind the counter was understanding when I told him I had hardly any money left for an adult meal. He served me without an issue. Great guy.
@ijustcametogetsomethingtoe3234
"you'll just eat his" oh yes, I've always dreamed of paying £10 for a normal portion of fish fingers and beans...
@FaisalFaves
@FaisalFaves 5 лет назад
Ricky is amazing
@slippybeats377
@slippybeats377 Год назад
When he said, “he’ll have fish fingers and beans twice” I fucking lost it
@zendog8592
@zendog8592 2 года назад
Just brilliant Ricky. Awesome sketch.
@ajchovanec
@ajchovanec Год назад
I love the part where the cook comes out of the kitchen to back up the waitress.
@nameofthepharoah2202
@nameofthepharoah2202 Год назад
Hahaha
@birgiroskarsson5836
@birgiroskarsson5836 4 года назад
Absolute madlad
@Piromysl359
@Piromysl359 Год назад
I was prepared for him saying "Would you share?" of something like that, but he did something way better.
@noisypr6048
@noisypr6048 Год назад
That last bite 💀 Felt like when you open a bag of potatoes chips in the classroom and your friend ask for some
@shelbyvillerules9962
@shelbyvillerules9962 3 года назад
I had something similar happen to me recently. A lot of restaurants nowadays ask you if you’ve got any allergies when you sit down and I told the waitress I had a peanut allergy (not a nut allergy, just peanuts). At the end of the meal there was a chocolate mousse that I fancied for dessert and it came with amaretti biscuits which are made from almonds which I _don’t_ have an allergy to, but I’m just not particularly keen on. So I asked the waitress if they could just leave them off but she said no they couldn’t do that. I asked if it was because the biscuits were all broken up and mixed in with the mousse but she said no, they just couldn’t do it. So I said, fine I’ll just have it as it comes because I can always just not eat them but again she said they couldn’t do that. I tried to explain that I didn’t have an almond allergy, that it was specifically peanuts, but she wouldn’t budge... It wasn’t until later I remembered this scene and I really wish I’d just had the person I was having a meal with order the Chocolate Mousse for me.
@breekc6783
@breekc6783 Год назад
I work in a Cafe and I'm appalled by the waitress' behaviour (I know it's just a show, but this happens in real life) being so rude to a customer because they wanted a child's portion instead of an adult portion and saying that they couldn't order it but didn't give a legitimate reason (like, if they only had enough ingredients to make one, and if that's the case, you offer/recommend something else to them) God I felt like screaming "they're the customer! If they want to order a kids' portion sized meal for an adult then let them! They are the one paying for the meal; if you argue with them they'll leave and you will lose business for the cafe!" I know that people working in customer service still behave like this towards customers but it's appalling and managers should not let them get away with it. I'm glad Ricky didn't let it slide; good on ya, mate!
@deepakgiri2589
@deepakgiri2589 Год назад
I love Ricky Gervais. He's the mood ❤️❤️😂
@plimsoul27
@plimsoul27 Год назад
This is one of my favorites sketches because his logic is indisputable...and I laugh so fucking hard when he grabs those fish finers and stuff them in his mouth...every time....just brilliant!!
@Peter-gf8hu
@Peter-gf8hu 3 года назад
I am an adult, but I do still enjoy fish fingers and other stereotypical "children's food" from time to time. Personally, I don't understand why certain cafés/restaurants are fussy about adults eating from the children's menu...... 😂
@europeansovietunion7372
@europeansovietunion7372 2 года назад
Maybe they think children might starve to death if adults start ordering children's menus. Bless their heart.
@ohnobees8033
@ohnobees8033 Год назад
Every time someone orders from the children's menu the restaurant actually loses money, because most restaurants price at a loss for that menu to encourage parents to come. So most restaurants will have an age limit to stop everyone just ordering from the kid's menu, otherwise they'd lose money.
@AshTheBacon
@AshTheBacon Год назад
@@ohnobees8033 Whilst I get it, I think stopping someone from ordering food or creating a situation makes the client less likely to come again. You can still sell at a loss and gain overall, like the costco hotdog situation. If it became that much of an issue they could also make a smaller portion as a whole for its actual cost.
@A5H_01
@A5H_01 Год назад
@@AshTheBacon Yeah, this. Also I just think it’s shitty to guilt people into not eating what they want. As long as you aren’t poisoning yourself and not hurting anyone, who gives one?
@db7610
@db7610 Год назад
@@ohnobees8033 That's their problem.
@Damar158
@Damar158 2 года назад
I remember being at IKEA and wanting the children menu because I didn't feel that hungry, dude behind the counter instantly singled me out as 'The Adult Who Wants The Child Menu'. I feel as an older adult in the pandemic era, I should taken it and chucked it it all at his face.
@Zambicus
@Zambicus 3 года назад
What a perfect frame to end it on, good job
@shaunbang
@shaunbang 2 года назад
Ricky gervais is such a lovely gift from the comedy gods
@CannotBeVerified
@CannotBeVerified 3 года назад
I was thinking maybe he'd ask for a doggy bag. "Oh you know what I don't think he can eat it all, can we get a doggy bag", and then proceed to eat it as they're walking out the place or as they're paying in front of them. Didn't expect this full spite scene 😂
@david75nufc99
@david75nufc99 4 года назад
Genius!
@user-fh1ql9bd2y
@user-fh1ql9bd2y 2 года назад
brilliant. You take the thought that passes us with crazy humor.
@DrPhill47
@DrPhill47 7 месяцев назад
Bro beat the system
@beemore18
@beemore18 3 года назад
It's absolute madness to think an adult cannot order from the childrens menu....
@klinesccpv8584
@klinesccpv8584 4 года назад
Não me canso de rever isso! Kkkkk
@onn8166
@onn8166 2 месяца назад
Wasn't expecting to love this show as much as I did
@jeebjorb76
@jeebjorb76 Год назад
This video is chill, hilarious and reminds me of my dad, I love him.
@luizmarinho6138
@luizmarinho6138 4 года назад
My mans was just trying to lose weight
@darthkek1953
@darthkek1953 4 года назад
He lost 10 pounds just by ordering the food. Probably lost another 2 pounds with the coffee.
@RageAZA
@RageAZA 4 года назад
@@darthkek1953 if theyre charging 5 quid for a kids fish finger meal id be surprised he didnt get charged for ketchup. i live in london that has happened to me
@darthkek1953
@darthkek1953 4 года назад
@@RageAZA that's what you get for living in the 3rd world
@henrikfitch4017
@henrikfitch4017 3 года назад
@@darthkek1953 Haha London 3rd world funny funny
@benmatheson1189
@benmatheson1189 4 года назад
Hahahaha need to watch this now
@mightystellwan1974
@mightystellwan1974 Год назад
"You got any money?" No "Loser" 🤣
@stewiepantsoutdooradventui3254
@stewiepantsoutdooradventui3254 2 года назад
That's so true. when you've lost something you really love, you've lost everything and you just don't care anymore
@sjohnston4272
@sjohnston4272 3 года назад
''It's not because they are unemployed'' Hahaha
@Rocketman10057
@Rocketman10057 5 лет назад
There are actually people in the world like that woman ,that’s the scary thing !
@nathanlatham5651
@nathanlatham5651 5 лет назад
She’s just doing her job.
@spiritualawakening3204
@spiritualawakening3204 5 лет назад
@@nathanlatham5651 Hitlers soldiers were also just doing their job, i now thats a bit of a far stretch, but i hate that excuse Honestly!
@samet7422
@samet7422 5 лет назад
@@nathanlatham5651 Na, she is being dick.
@Reversefilms
@Reversefilms 4 года назад
Spiritual Awakening and you have just lost the argument by involving hitler, well done.
@americanfrontier2448
@americanfrontier2448 4 года назад
notinuse Where the fuck does Hitler come into this??
@ahgag5517
@ahgag5517 3 года назад
That's just great. I mean Ricky is brilliant
@HouseCat19
@HouseCat19 Год назад
Omg it sounds so crunchy - I love it
@cakes1431
@cakes1431 4 года назад
i love this scene. there's a pub near me that specializes in pies, but won't let anyone share them as they "are good value for money" they are too big for a little kid to eat a whole one...i'd love to have the balls to do something like this the next time i was in there
@ComicGladiator
@ComicGladiator 4 года назад
@David Clinging You don't even realize how nonsensical our views are, do you?
@MrHarrytheJew
@MrHarrytheJew 6 месяцев назад
This reminds me of a petty situation I had a couple months ago in an M&S. I ordered my father three bean chilli on a baked potato. When they brought our food, they said that they didn’t have any baked potatoes, so just plopped some chilli on a plate (nothing else as replacement). When I asked if someone had considered going down to the food hall to get some baked potatoes (a common practice in M&S cafes if they ever run out of stock of something last minute), was told in response they didn’t know if they sold baked potatoes in M&S (they use M&S produce exclusively to promote the food hall) so didn’t bother checking. Then when I said, ‘Well ok, why not grab us some chips so he can have something with his chilli.’ The waitress came out sometime later with a portion of chips and then proceeded to stand behind us whilst we ate, when I asked if there was something she needed she stipulated she needed me to go and pay for the chips. In confusion I asked why do you need me to pay for the chips she stated that because I had ordered an extra portion of chips in addition to my order I had to pay…I pointed out the obvious…yes this is because you had no baked potatoes, and didn’t charge me less for the fact. Even when I suggested charge me for the chips and then refund me for the baked potato they couldn’t seem to get it in their brain. At that point I just asked them to refund me for the food and walked out!
@Ronnie2787
@Ronnie2787 4 года назад
I freaking love ricky gervais. Hella funny.
@jparcasm
@jparcasm Год назад
searching 20mins for a youtube video just to eat cold food for 2mins is a vibe
@DominickDecocko
@DominickDecocko 4 года назад
most satisfying scene in the whole entire film history.
@billtdifferent9714
@billtdifferent9714 4 года назад
Dr. King Schultz its not a film
@Semi-Orphanatic
@Semi-Orphanatic 4 года назад
Dowling Mark just goes to show how satisfying this scene is then, doesn’t it?
@duskplains1235
@duskplains1235 4 года назад
1:41 me when my mother says wait for your tea to go down, then you can have pudding
@yesitismeben7477
@yesitismeben7477 4 года назад
It's called dinner or supper not tea... Tea is a drink you flid
@duskplains1235
@duskplains1235 4 года назад
Grey 49 google ‘tea’ 3.’ a cooked evening meal.’
@Tetris_Effect
@Tetris_Effect 4 года назад
@@duskplains1235 Tea is a hot beverage you drink, you eat dinner. You're wrong.
@TheAwesomeTolga198
@TheAwesomeTolga198 4 года назад
@@Tetris_Effect In British English, tea can also mean 'a cooked evening meal'. Check the definition in Oxford's online dictionary.
@H.K.5
@H.K.5 3 года назад
@@TheAwesomeTolga198 Barely anyone calls it tea. People should just stick to calling it dinner or lunch.
@cathrinelanglete1964
@cathrinelanglete1964 3 года назад
He is brilliant!!!
@ashtonparsons8485
@ashtonparsons8485 4 года назад
this show is amazing 😂😂
@zachmurphy3396
@zachmurphy3396 10 месяцев назад
This actually just happened to me. I wanted to order a kids pizza for myself, but apparently I’m not allowed because I’m not a kid.
@robertashdown4984
@robertashdown4984 4 года назад
It's the way that he drags the fish fingers through the beans that makes this scene, its so subtle that you barely notice it, he could have just picked them up, it's that slight difference that's makes Gervais one of the best.
@thedondaithi1304
@thedondaithi1304 8 месяцев назад
That was a good laugh 😂😂
@spiceweasle3945
@spiceweasle3945 3 года назад
Fantastic scene!!!!😂😂😂😂
@dkangelmichael
@dkangelmichael 3 года назад
After watching enough Ricky Gervais I always think I am ready for anything he can come up with - but when he grabbed the handful of fish fingers and dragged them across the beans I had to scream out loud.
@MrPants1970
@MrPants1970 3 года назад
It’s not far off the truth in some places, I went to a famous fried chicken place years back, I ordered chicken that you could dip in sauces, the young lady asked me which sauce I would like and read out the 3 choices, sweet and sour, tomato or bbq. I said BBQ she said sorry sir we are out of stock, oh I said can I have sweet and sour, sorry sir we are out of stock.... at this point I innocently laughed thinking it was a joke, she just starred at me with the same look the actress brilliant gave to RG in this video, oh I said tomato? She said yes sir...... lol 😂
@LittleJo-
@LittleJo- 3 года назад
Yes, they stick to a script like a robot. I had a similar experience but with a mobile phone company. My phone wasn't working properly, and it was a long story but to cut it short, Me: I've taken it to shop they told me I had to phone customer service Them: what is your number? Me: it's.....but im not recieving calls, I can only phone out.. Them: Have you reset phone Me: yes Them: reset your phone, I will call you back Me: I've reset 4 times, I still can't get calls Them: take the SIM out, wipe and reset Me: I've done that 4 times Them: I can see on screen that you have reset the phone so you can receive incoming calls. Me: no, I can only make outgoing, nothing changes when I reset phone Them: what happens when you reset phone? Me:🤦 This went on for nearly a week, they just don't know what to say if you take them off script.
@butlerbees6639
@butlerbees6639 2 года назад
1:10 the way he says “nah” to her is fucking killing me
@consultant2678
@consultant2678 Год назад
Ricky nailed the stupidity of the child’s menu - live it 😂😂
@sabretooth1971
@sabretooth1971 2 года назад
My Mother is 82 and she can rarely eat a full adult size portion. When we go to the restarant near our house she always gets a kids meal. They are perfectly fine with it.
@manco828
@manco828 3 года назад
This is a homage to Five Easy Pieces diner scene.
@pranalendromuliawan1572
@pranalendromuliawan1572 2 года назад
Brilliant and hilarious..😂😂😂
@AC-iz7eh
@AC-iz7eh 2 года назад
I order Happy Meals all the time as an adult 😂
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