childe and scaramouche play games for less than 10 minutes or so (Genshin VR) 

Childe: that's me and that's u!! scaramouche: what r u gay? Childe: ...

Childe saying "Shut the hell up" to Scaramouche needs to be canon.

I love how scara's hat just disappears

the way Scara said "point being YOU LOST" sounds exactly like Scara saying "you getting worked up over NOTHING"

alternate title: childe and scara being a couple of idiots that cant stop arguing for less then 10 minutes

im concerned that scara sleeps with his shoes on

“i’m gonna take the purple one because it’s the farthest away from you.” that’s so in-canon, that’s literally something that scaramouche would say 😭

SCARAMOUCHE WITH A SLIGHT BRITISH ACCENT IS SOMETHING I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED 🙏🙏

5:50 holy shit dude predicted his entire skill set

“Shut the hell up.” -Childe the child.

i like how we didnt even see Scaramouche meets Childe in game but somehow Scara and Childe being best bro is canon update: damn, it seems he forgor

Childe:"i need you to come in the kitchen to get the best experience!" Scara:"You're gonna need me to come👀?" Pls i fricking wheeze 😭😭✋🏻

6:55 scara's ult animation be like

5:41 Childe: Oh look we should buy this Kaeyak! Look that’s me and that’s you! Scara: ...what are you gay? Also I love how Childe make a very insulting thing to Scara but when Scara just say the most simplest insult, Childe wheeps LMAO

i love how scaramouche's eyes randomly dilates then goes back to normal lmao "how else do you think i attract the ladies?" 😏😏

3:07 the way childe pats his head then scaramouches eyes widen >////

Me: "Aww, the I-cant-stand-you-but-we-comrades bonding is so cute." Scara: "Spread this sauce like I spread it on you" "You gonna need me to come?" Scara: "What are you, gay?" Me:

3:07 that awkward silence though 💀

4:07 Childe's inner Xiao coming out

4:57 Scara: “I’ve got your nose” Childe: *laughs* Also Childe: OW🙄 OW 🥀OW🕊

6:38 scara when he gets the gnosis:

1:20 “You smell like poopie weenie sauce” Scaramouche: *removes hat* 😀👒

Childe: **insults scaramouche** Scaramouche's hat: _'ight imma head out_

Childe: Since you’re coming back after a long time, might as well as to familiarise yourself before 2.1. Balladeer: Cool, how though? Childe:

i love this scara is like shopping with my little brother

1:17 Childe's laugh though🥺

“The fatui are a scary evil organization that you shouldn’t mess with” The fatui:

THE WAY THE HAT DISAPPEARED AFTER CHILDE INSULTED SCARAMOUCHE

the "yOu nEeD tO lEaVe" at 6:47 IS TAKING ME OUTTT LMFAOOO 😭

1:17 was really cute, his laugh

"Spread the sauce like how I spread it on you." Ayo what Scaramouche? 😀😃😳 Sus

1:24 Scara: "You have a dumb face." Childe: turns into siren

His head in that pillow is legit me I cant sleep without a pillow over my head. I use it to drown out the screams of my victims- I mean the children next door that cant be quiet

,,What are you, gay?” Childe…,,n-“ Zhongli from a corner: ,,Yes”

“How do you think I attract the ladies”😭🙏

timestamp everytime childe said "shut the hell up" thank me later 0:25 0:45 1:08 2:35

6:35 "I don't eat my sweat I drink your tears" OMFG I CANT W THIS KID LMFAO

Just childe and scara being 2 idiots that wont stop fighting, love that.

Scaramouche learned how to make pizzas with Xiao

6:52 Early spoiler of Scaramouche's burst 💀💀💀💀

Scaramouche bullying childe back is gold af

This man predicted Scaras ability to fly with this video lmao 🤣

5:54 foreshadowed scaramouche's creative mode elemental skill

6:41 this actually predicted scara to be flyable.👀

3:07 IM DYING

why is childe so energetic

SCARAMOUCHE FALLING ON CHILDE HAD ME CRACKING

2:40 idk why but he’s so adorable

*”I don’t eat my own sweat I drink your tears”* you don’t know how much that made my day.

Childe: your beautiful beautiful face?🤨 Scara: YES hOw ElSe Do YoU tHiNk I AtTrAcT tHe LaDiEs?😌😏 Childe: … *Leaves*

scaramouche: (says the least rude insult he can to childe) childe: *êEEĖī* 😭

Traveller: “I wonder what the fatui is planning…” The fatui: 3:35

" I don't eat my sweat, I drink your tears" This needs to be in the scaramouche boss fight. I NEED this in the scara boss fight.

His relationship is such a perfection, I need it to be canon

That slow fall though 😭 Scaramouche had enough of Childe. Rip

4:19 WHY DID I THINK THAT WAS ALBEDO IN A WEIRD POSE FOR A SECOND-

3:25 scaramouche ain't wrong tho

the way scaramouche looks at childe with utter exasperation, disappointment and hatred

1:15 THIS IS SO CUTE

1:37 - I guess the inability to cook runs in the family 2:35 - "Alright, cumrade" I'm going to interpret as that and no other way. Childe would absolutely say that to Scaramouche.

Scaramouche: *says something* Childe: *"Maaan shut the hell up :D"*

scaramouche: i want this one bc its farthest away from you 😒 childe: *rich crying noises*

*”Your still gonna have to pay for that- AÉUHGSVHSHJK”*

the voice for Scara works too well

1:38 scaramouche: "how do you make pizza? Like i forgot." Me: *calls cheff xiao*

Im pretty sure ive watched this over 10 times now and its still funny every time

the chiscara fans are really enjoying this video - a chiscara fan

THE WAY CHILDE TALKS HAS ME DEAD.. I'm.. In love. 💍marriage?

THIS IS SO CHAOTIC I LOVE IT SO MUCH

Why is noone talking about why the cars are driving on its own 💀 1:07

scaramouche making pizza for childe is canon 1:54

This is exactly what I imagine Chiscara to be like thank you

I'm surprised that Childe somehow stayed alive for 7 min

childe: i guess you can say you’re a little quirky, aren’t you? ahahaha !! scaramouche: … AH HA HA HA HA- **jumps off the balcony**

5:51 my man literally predicted his elemental skill💀

pov: scaramouche ascends to archonhood in a k-mart

"A drink.. for my roommate Scaramouche :) Cheers pal" *Scara takes and drinks both glasses*

I’VE NEVER CLICKED THIS FAST IN MY WHOLE LIFE HHELP

4:13 “I hate little ceasers...” “TOO BAD-“

I LOST IT WHEN SCARAMOUCHE JUMPED OFF THE BALCONY

this is what we in the biz like to call childe-hood trauma

4:08 the way childe charges straight for the knife

5:49 - Bro just predicted that Scara would fly as a playable character

*when this scara actually sounds like the English voice of scara*

I love how it ends with Scara just jumping off the balcony. *Classic Scara, always making a fine exit..*

the sarcasm scara possesses scares me😭

5:48 "what are you gay" BAHAHAHAHAH- IM DYING 💀💀💀

This is a masterpiece

"Oh look it's just what I need" "tO SHOOT YOU WITH" I CANT

“How else does you think I attract the ladies 😏” -Scaramouche

1:14 His eyes just went o_o O_O o_o (without something in the middle it looked ugly so I put a mouth there, also pretend it's angry XD) and then he tilted his head and Childe laughed, it was adorable but it also made me laugh and now it kinda hurt XD 3:07 Childe patting Scaramouche head is so adorable, I would like to do the same but I feel like I would lose a hand just trying. Also his face and Childe lowering to his height is adorable, even if what they say it's funny I can't stop thinking about their movements XD

Scaramouche: "Your going to need me to come? 👀" Childe: "huh? 🤨" Scaramouche: "Nothing-" The time stamp 3:08 :)

I had cooking with Xiao flashbacks when I heard pizza-

hey scaramouche will you do the fandango?

3:19 Is so funny- "How else do you think I attract the ladies?"

"Youre gonna need me to come?" "Huh?" ". . ." "Nothing"

"how do u make pizza" "you beat it like how I beat you" "what" HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THE FATUI SO MUCH

“HOWD YOU GET IN FRONT OF ME YOU FRICKIN WEENIE!?” Make this canon now

I just absolutely love the fact that Childe and scara live together lmao, I cant even imagine how chaotic that apartment gets😂😂😂

I LOVE HOW AT 1:02 THE CAR IS JUST RIDING OFF ALONW LIKE DKWEKGWGFGKW