childe had me become a babysitter for his little brother in genshin impact and it reminded me why i don't want kids follow me on twitter: / enocbwaap follow me on twitch: / bwaap
the next video will be about an interesting challenge involving a certain red outrider... the unreconciled stars event video will come soon after that. I will do zhongli's story quest as well, but paimon's english dub voice lines are supposedly broken for the whole quest so i'm waiting for them to fix that before i play it.
well, too be fair he says "I won't kill you" before the fight and that everything was just a job and he likes us at the end of archon quest. And Tuecer quest is supposedly taking time a while after the whole Rex Lapis thing. So I believe it, Childe is that kind of shady, grey area character that isn't your friend (because you can't trust him) but you can still like each other and be kind of allies
@@pyracrys0174 a villain can be an antagonist but an antagonist is not always a villain, dude. So my point stands, Childe is an antagonist, but not a villain.
When I see « cringe worthy » stuff, I’m one to just want to roll on the floor laughing, I wonder how it feel to cringe on hilarious scene. I’m not jealous, I’m still crying laughing at Childe switching to the toy seller act in front of the treasure hoarders x’D
Everyone talking about Childe when those three treasure hoarders are the smartest group of mobs deciding not to fight Childe after seeing his skills and managing to decode what he was trying to say
funniest part is that Childe probably took that "job" because he just wanted to kick some ass lmao (since i'm assuming this is the job Childe and the fatui underling where talking about when you first enter the bank) so the treasure hoarders didn't just have the wits to stay THE FUCK AWAY from battling/angering him, but dodged a literal bullet by having Teucer drop in and make him play salesman before Childe could go ham on their asses
"You make a pinkie promise, you keep it all your life. You break a pinkie promise, I throw you on the ice. The cold will kill the pinkie that once betrayed your friend, the frost will freeze your tongue off so you never lie again." wow that is actually so good
The pinkie promise is a like contract for us to be attached and continue playing because poor teucer is waiting for us in Snezhanaya, and of course i will.
After many years of his campaign in Liyue, Childe finally comes home to the cold winter motherland of Snezhnaya. As an esteemed member of the Fatui Harbingers, he is requested to meet with the Tsaritsa and report his progress. The 11th Harbinger obeys willingly and enters the throne room in which the Queen sits, and the first thing out of her mouth is: "I trust our toy sales in Liyue have been going well? I certainly hope that the Liyue Institute of Toy Research has had many customers" What would his face look like at that point?
I can honestly see Childe one day quitting the Fatui and being a harbinger, and then going on adventures with the traveler. I also find it sweet yet kinda funny that he actually wrote that in a letter to his siblings.
@@gentlesubliminals7182 Going by the looks of it, he'll definitely going to be sad. The thought of your brother doing dangerous works while lying in order to keep you safe is indeed sad.
it will be the exact opposite , he will admire his brother even more, how his big brother tried to protect his dream even if that means risking his own life
Lol imagine, Tonia knows about the fatui stuff, Teucer coming home saying *”My brother was talking these new toy sellers and sold some toys, it was so fascinating watching him work!”* MAN TONIA WILL KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED
@@jetstreampaul5029 yeah Tonia could either lie about what Childe wrote for Teucer’s sake or Childe really said he likes us enough too consider ditching his job
Rank is not based on power, but one seniority and experience in the ranks. Tartaglia is actually on the stronger side among Harbingers. And he's only a human, not some elemental being or god.
@@Oscarus4250 Yeah, I was told such after this comment, what confused me was Yae Miko saying how Scarra was above Signora in strength because he was 2 ranks higher. So I'm confused.
@@horizon146 Not exactly. Miko said that Scaramouche is higher in rank than Signora AND in terms of power, he's stronger than her. "And", not "so" - because of this barely visible difference, people misunderstood the true meaning of the sentence. However, I don't doubt Miko. Scaramouche (real name: Kunikuzushi Raiden), being the "clone" of Electro Archon Ei Raiden, he has some of her powers, with most of them being sealed within. Dottore modified the puppet to make him loyal to the Tsaritsa and Fatui, and probably was given a Delusion (however we don't know which one - definetly not Electro as it is his primary element)
Childe is the type of guy to fight with you and then unfriend you on every social media. Then he starts begging to be friends again not even a week later
I find Childe and traveler relationship so nice, they’re not really enemies neither they’re the close friends, they have this kind of relationship where they both like to see each other’s limits and abilities and improvements, it’s like Goku & Vegeta. Like I could literally trust you with my life but if we fight I won’t hesitate to cause you serious injuries lol. I really love his character.
let me guess.... a good big bro with the power that trade by his life eh? I bet he will use his power till it drain his life out for his family's sake then.
I'm sure somehow all the Harbingers will end up becoming your allies if they're not killed (because banners), Snezhnaya and the Tsaritza will be revealed as NOT the big evil guy (because banners)
poptartaglia is not worth so far, unless you farm fatui badges and get his stellaris drops. i got him though, but i need to level him up alot. now im waiting for the geo gramps
@@berry-qs7uj i dont have resources to make tartaglia powerful. i need to keep farming oceanid and for some reason it got stronger against me. i know he can be a good character, im more focused on hu tao
*Childe's Story in a Nutshell:* - acting kinda sus - Hello fren - Sus - Hello fren I pay for Zhongli's funeral - Careful fren, the "Walls have Ears" 👀 - Acts even more sus - Don't get it my way - I WILL END YOU, YOU BAITED ME HERE AND TOOK THE GNOSIS BEFORE ME - Hey fren, I'll let you go, let's fight some other time - Summons a Monster to bait Morax to reveal himself - hey fren, can you babysit my little brother for me?
i love how one moment: Childe tries to drown the entirety of Liyue using the power of a god and the next moment he is just like "hey bestie sorry for trying to kill you and liyue, nothin personal, right?"
This child basically walked from SNEZHNAYA to LIYUE. And his family thinks he got kidnapped. And also 7:14 Paimon almost called him by what he really is~ a Fatui Hamburger.
This story quest made me love Childe even more, he cares so much about his siblings😭😭 The fact that he's willing to risk his own safety and well-being to keep his brother away from the Fatui and let him have an innocent childhood without knowing about all the violent stuff is just so💔
“We shouldn’t be talking to this guy, if he’s saying mean things about Mr cyclops he’s definitely a bad man. Aether: *puts hands on hips glaring at man*
Idk if the Chinese dubbing is the 'canon' story(?)/interaction/dialogue, but in the cn dub Teucer said his brother "would once in a while like to put down his work/job to experience the adventures with Traveller." compared to the eng dub saying he quit his harbinger job which is interesting to see both dubs with different-ish texts.
@@zachzg Honestly im fine with either because this man is supposed to be hollow with his harrowing experience in the abyss bUT HES JUST SO AAA i simp for all genshin mEN
Even we don't know whether Fatui is really bad or not. Tsaritsa quest is to collect gnosis and kill divine God, and idk this God is nice or not, considering Khaenriah was wrecked.
16:50 cracks me up all the time 😭😭 the way he just... claps for himself like he’s hyping up a crowd in front of people he was just threatening to kill 😭😭😭
Exactly, that’s the feeling I was trying to put into word: « claps for himself like he’s hyping up the crowd in front of people he was just threatening to kill » this is the exact pinpoint way to explain the feeling I felt at that exact second, thank you for this magnificent image, I love to laugh at cringe but this make me laugh even more! :’D
Did anyone realize when Childe and the male traveler were going to fight, Tuecer VA said, "Why do you want to fight the nice lady?" Instead of the dialogue, which says 'Why do you want to fight the nice guy?"
@@schrodingerskatze6487 Damn why so much hate for them, i mean they are the villans but some of them can become allies like Childe, and we dont know the Tsaritsa real motives
@@thomaz3235 Personal preference I guess. Childe is a genocidal battle junkie who basically excuses everything with "its just orders", Il Dotore is basically Heinrich Himmler with all the unethical human experiments he does for shit and giggles and Signora and Scaramouche are not much better for all we haveseen so far. I do not really care for such allies. But again, maybe just personal preference.
@@thomaz3235 tsaritsa is definitely gathering all the gnosis' to fight that b we fought at the start. But yeh signora and scaramouch have been twats so far for no real reason
2 years later. Teucer joins the ranks of 5-Star characters with his Elemental skill being Summon Mr.Cyclops, and his elemental burst being summoning Childe. lol
my first thought was like "oh he thinks aether's a girl because of the long hair" but guys with long hair are quite common in genshin so it doesn't make much sense? but again he's from snezhnaya and for all we know every guy there could have short hair lmao
This is why I see childe as a moral grey. He’s not good. He’s not bad. He’s his own . He’s never done anything bad that he didn’t need to do and same goes for good. He’s just a moral shade of grey
i wonder if kids can see each others' imaginary friends lol teucer would probably ask child for a full size mr. cyclops after that. i would kill for that interaction. hope we're able to revisit mond someday with our new friends
Next time on genshin impact the traveler takes a boat to schneznaya in order to see teucer with timmie as a stowaway Also for some reason teucer autocorrected to triceratops
The more Childe was talking about protecting his brother and how that's what a sibling should do the more i felt bad for the mc, the person who failed to save their sibling and how they lost them
