Childish Dad Can't Have Pepperoni Pizza [Not for anyone under the age of 13] 

I guess Catherine didn’t learn anything from her time behind bars.

I watched this video while I was ordering a large pepperoni, bacon, and sausage pizza, a Caesar salad, and two chocolate chunk cookies in Lit Pizza.

This could have been resolved if they had compromised. Let Dave have a pizza slice or two and he can have the entree garden salad as a side dish. Simple as.

4:42 R.I.P headphone users

Why can’t Dave have both items? A pepperoni pizza AND a side salad

3:48 Childish Dad cries like a motor car engine rpm revving to accelerate the power

at least Emma's clothes look different

He acts like a big baby over a pepperoni pizza

4:37 MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD LOL!!!!

2:32 Mordecai: *Mutes Dave*

Non trade salad VS pepperoni pizza

I wish Catherine Divorces Dave.

1:42 That's Honestly Not Fair I Mean I've Eaten Pizza For 4 Weeks Before And I Never Got Forced To Eat Salad Catherine Is Strict

Catherine can be a control freak sometimes. She tells Dave what not to do even though she is Dave's wife and not his mom.

There's Oscar the grouch and Gordon from sesame Street

That was funny but uncalled for at the same time when Dave crapped his pants then expected Cathrine to change him

does anyone know about catherine's eyebrows not showing when the video were far maybe he is colorize her eyebrows from the same of catherine's hair

Catherine is being mean to Dave

Childish Dad Can't Have Pepperoni Pizza Season 3, Episode 1b

Bro he is so freaking crazy and FuNnY!!😂😂😂😂

Used the restroom on himself 😂😂, Catherine should tell him to get in the shower and go to bed and get grounded for life

4:31 Reminds Me Of The Behavior Card Day When A Person Would Recive A Black Card And Get In Dead Meat

Request: Childish Dad wants to board the plane via the Jet bridge

It says "pizza" on the menu dave! Fine I would like a mountain dew with pepperoni pizza just like what Dave said Dave said he wanted the one from Chuck E Cheese

I mean you cannot judge someone if they eat the same everyday. I just saying

Request: Childish Dad goes to the Jerry Springer Show (In Memory of Jerry Springer)

3:28 Why Is Dave's Voice So Loud

Those brown drinks look like chocolate milk! 😋😋

Dave Sure Hates Vegetables!

Request: Childish Dad joins the Alanastiums

My god Dave is 36 years old and he acts like a 3 year old

This kinda reminds me of the one where childish dad misbehaves in the cinema and he poops his pants and that Catherine says change you change you change you lol

it looks like an american dad parody

My favorite topping is mushroom

Im not sure how I feel about this. I mean Dave should eat what he wants to eat cause hes a grown man and a spouse shouldn't tell their spouse of what they shouldn't or should eat tell them what shows or movies they can or can't watch telling them not to play certain video games cause Catherine isn't Dave's mom which in other words everyone in this family needs to go to thearpy knowing that theyre in a toxic family raltionship. One more thing why would he poop his pants at a restaurant like a toddler and Catherine isnt very nice at all.

I would eat an entree garden salad except I’m kind of picky with olives and green bell peppers and I prefer ranch instead

I would like what Dave ordered lol

No offence. But what Catherine did was abuse at the end. Knocking someone down, calling them The R Word, and walking over someone and hurting them is wrong.

Request: Catherine cheats on Dave

Request: Childish Dad Drug Traffick

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Catherine and the kid should be I. Jail for abusing Dave 24/7 request catrbien and her kid go to jail for abusing dvas 24:7 divorce

Brian: We don't give a fuck! Me: GRRRR, THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!

Hey Rhombus. Next Video and Part 2 Childish Dad Gets Revenge on His Wife Again And Also His Kids, Sets The House On Fire And Gets Divorced by Catherine

Alright Catherine, Brian, and Emma, this has gone way too far! Just STOP GROUNDING DAVE AND TELLING HIM HE’S TOO OLD FOR THINGS!!! That’s it!!! For disobeying me and staying with Dave, you 3 are grounded for grounding Dave, staying with Dave, and telling him he’s too old for stuff! Now Catherine, for the last time, I really want you to divorce Dave, move out of the house and bring Brian and Emma with you, and go in the porta potty with Brian and Emma and you, Brian, and Emma will sleep in the porta potty for 40 days and nights! And Rhombus M, you are grounded for keeping Dave with Catherine and the kids Brian and Emma! You should know that I want Dave with a new spouse, not with Catherine and the kids Brian and Emma! Now go to your room and go to sleep! And Dave Johnson, since I broke you and Catherine up and made Catherine leave the house and bring Brian and Emma with her, you are permanently ungrounded. You can do whatever you want and find yourself a new spouse and be happy while you’re with your new spouse instead of Catherine, Brian, and Emma.

Request: Dave gets diabetes

Request: childish dad cheats on Catherine

Bruh Catherine you need let dvae have what he like beside I know you try to help but you can't order for Him or tell him what he can't eat if he sick from eating too much pizza that on him

I lost it at 3:43! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

How is not having pepperoni pizza not for anyone under the age of 13 lol

Nice video

Balsamic ving

Catherine is worst wife

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0:44 What did she say?

I love pizza! 😋😋❤❤

I watched this while eating pizza.

Great video btw Dave cna have pizza if he want beside eit wants a kid menu also Dave cna eat what he want cause that his choice Not her do Dave sue Catherine in court / Dave get coustry of the kid

😂3:44 4:31

4:30-4:31 Ew!

I hate peperoini pizza i am under age to eat i lkie chesse pizza

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Pepperoni Pizza... 🤤🤤🤤🤤

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