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Chillar Jokes 3 | Stand up Comedy by Aakash Mehta

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Edited by Gaurang Bailoor (‪@TadpatriTalkies‬ )
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@atharvthube9401 3 года назад

When you come on RU-vid and Aakash is in your feed..... *Nappa Valleeee* flashbacks 😂😂

@chaandchandu 3 года назад

Let's spam the internet with Nappaaa Valleeeeeee

@AkashSingh-tt4ft 3 года назад

I always say that

@sauravVocals 3 года назад

Ae *Nappa* VALLEEEEEEY

@adityaaditya3888 3 года назад

It's nappa valleee mereko lagta tha bum bum bhole

@adityaaditya3888 3 года назад

Waise what does nappa valleee mean?

@mihika1090 3 года назад

"Har cheez mein land zaroori ni hota bro" WELL SAID!👏🏻

@mihirsinhyadav9518 3 года назад

Mihir hai 😂😂😂mihika ka pta nhi😆😆

@avishkaratyalakar208 3 года назад

Yaha bhi nhi tha 😂😂😂

@sreedevibt7671 2 года назад

So true🔥🔥

@maipranavhoon 3 года назад

When world needed him the most , He's back!

@UncenXsored 3 года назад

Bkchodi mat kiya karo har jagah Copy paste King

@Sh1vamGG 3 года назад

@@UncenXsored 😂✌️

@25Aadi25 3 года назад

Avatarrrr

@KiLLx13 3 года назад

What's the kinda of photos that guy sells? I really wish to know..

@theprotagonist7998 3 года назад

Even though it's not that noticable The edit is really good... The sync from one video to another is clean AF

@KuchBhiMehta 3 года назад

Gaurang zindabaad!

@theprotagonist7998 3 года назад

@@KuchBhiMehta ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

@KuchBhiMehta 3 года назад

Agar Pasand aaya, na aaya, theek hi laga, comment zaroor chhod jaao. Mai padh raha hoon.

@KuchBhiMehta 3 года назад

@@unknown....3045 Which sibling speaking?

@kamrankausar494 3 года назад

Ohk bro, video m nhi btaye comment m bta dijye, kiski photos bech rha h o😅😅😅😅

@shellar0000 3 года назад

awesome content bro, always enjoy it, your laugh is amazing XD , keeps the mood going

@RatanKumar-eu8yn 3 года назад

Lul

@digvijaybambal3444 3 года назад

@@KuchBhiMehta Kya yaar... Sab sahi jaa rahaa thaa ... End mein bhoola toh bhi koi Harz nahi.. par ye concluding 'track'... itnaa bakwaas selection... Meri taraf se apne editor ko ek tapli de diyo aage se dhyaan rakhne ko!

@karangohil5256 3 года назад

Kenny said in a Menu Please ep that he loves comedians that he love for their personality, doesn't matter if they're joking or shit talking. Aakash has one of funniest personality in Indian comedy scene I feel!

@KuchBhiMehta 3 года назад

🙏🏼 Wonder if i'm on his list🤔

@chitreshsoni1765 3 года назад

@@KuchBhiMehta arey kyu nahi bhai. When you're on stage it feels like you have full control on the audience.

@chiragjain4210 3 года назад

@@KuchBhiMehta tu hai tujhe pata nai par tu hai…

@sudarshanchandila5642 3 года назад

CA Exams are in a week, we are under stress and pressure. But you came to the rescue ❤️.

@KuchBhiMehta 3 года назад

Yassss! Good luck bro

@sudarshanchandila5642 3 года назад

Thank you ❤️

@akshaynaik8255 3 года назад

Padle saaale ..... varna usko competition deta phirega😂😂😂

@harshalsuchak9446 3 года назад

Same here ....just took a break and watched this one

@akshaynaik8255 3 года назад

Kya hua bhai...

@differentangle2017 3 года назад

Rule is simple. If Aakash laughs, you laugh. Splendid work man

@meghaserkar9347 3 года назад

Oh man aakash. Your particular brand of darkish comedy cracks me up every single time and this video delivered above and beyond. Stay safe and happy!

@KuchBhiMehta 3 года назад

You also! 🤘🏽

@luckydude3764 3 года назад

@@KuchBhiMehta Dude , your laugh resembles that of seth rogen's. Huthuthuthuthuthuthuthut

@pratikherekar 3 года назад

That photographer was a good sport "I'll change my profession" 😂😂

@cinetubebyfaraazkhan248 3 года назад

Did u understand who's photography he sells coz it was mute in the video

@abhishekp4919 3 года назад

@@cinetubebyfaraazkhan248 .

@KiLLx13 3 года назад

What's the kinda of photos that guy sells? I really wish to know..

@discjokievipul6023 3 года назад

@@KiLLx13 I think he was selling bhagwan ke photos... Because the way akash revealed at the @7:19 It looks like that.

@priyankagatti7456 3 года назад

'Most important part of existence is, documentation' -Aakash Mehta (to an audience member trying to click a picture for instagram) 😂😂😂

@mahendra1683 3 года назад

Primary motive of his standup is to entertain himself first. Making people laugh is his secondary motive.

@rahulmanerikar3174 3 года назад

Daddy's Apsara...😍😅😂 If this guy doesn't have a special, it's the loss of OTT platforms...❤️🙌👏

@KuchBhiMehta 3 года назад

🙏🏼

@ashmait 3 года назад

@Rahul, it's our loss too.. we are deprived of that content bro.

@ankitdoshi19 3 года назад

Talwar and Mehta would be a riot

@ashmait 3 года назад

@@ankitdoshi19 talwar, mehta, Sidharth dudeja.. these guys doing a show these weeks in mumbai.. I think along with Anirban

@rahulmanerikar3174 3 года назад

@@ashmait That's also true☹️

@onkarpatil2794 3 года назад

I was not expecting "kevha tari pahate 🤣🤣 " at the end

@KuchBhiMehta 3 года назад

Checkout ProdbyVedang he is amazeballs

@onkarpatil2794 3 года назад

@@KuchBhiMehta sure 😁

@onkarkamegaonkar139 3 года назад

I literally searched for someone who has noticed it... 😂🤣🤣

@eeshwareegadgil8622 3 года назад

Seriously I thought my phone was playing it somehow lmao

@mukeshsai4144 3 года назад

Sometimes I think he does stand up to make himself laugh dude.

@pranaysehgal1 3 года назад

Hahahaha

@Aditya-hp2ed 3 года назад

Laughed a lot while watching this, can't even imagine how funny it would've been live. Thanks Aakash! Napa valley 🤘

@KuchBhiMehta 3 года назад

Napa Vallaeeee

@Ok-pf7kp 3 года назад

@@KuchBhiMehta Napaaa Vallleeeeee

@Alok_Kumar_Sahu03 3 года назад

I actually want to hear the beeps😂😂😂

@amitsahu-ot3ol 3 года назад

When the guy said "Aerospace Engineer", I was like Mehta abhi bucket laane ko bolega :D

@KuchBhiMehta 3 года назад

Aisa public me nahi maangte

@malharthaker4989 3 года назад

gajab 😂😂😂😂

@thecoolring6431 3 года назад

Nahi samjha can someone please explain?

@malharthaker4989 3 года назад

@@thecoolring6431 watch ashish mehta dear homeopaths, you'll get it

@animeshsingh3123 3 года назад

His laughter is just as funny as his jokes. Amazing dude, hoping to visit your live shows soon

@AyanRasoolTapal 3 года назад

Photographer ka phat gaya: He will think of Akash everytime when he sells phtographs or whatever photoframes.😂🤣

@vikash9296 3 года назад

Par wo bech kya rha hai

@KiLLx13 3 года назад

What's the kinda of photos that guy sells? I really wish to know..

@discjokievipul6023 3 года назад

@@vikash9296 I think he was selling bhagwan ke photos... Because the way akash revealed at the @7:19 It looks like that.

@vikash9296 3 года назад

@@discjokievipul6023 makes sense bro, i was dying to know😂

@AkhilPisharody 3 года назад

as a Discord member, i know that this video is great even before the premiere starts! 😂😂🔥

@ayushchoudhury5631 3 года назад

Jai pidy shwar

@abhayjain8204 3 года назад

Zoro you lost again!!

@manoramapatra8091 3 года назад

Man zoro always gets lost. Now in India 😂😂

@captainsleuth5126 3 года назад

Happy to see one piece fans

@manoramapatra8091 3 года назад

@@captainsleuth5126 you said it man... True one piece fans in India are very less Cuz they usually drop out saying its too long..

@apurvmishra7872 3 года назад

When I feel worse I watch you “Anxiety and airports” video often, this one added too!

@TheAaryanQ 3 года назад

Genius bit especially the addressing camera part where delaying with that level of relatabilty ki you just mention the emotion and not theactual thing but we all can relate as every emotions gives our our personal relatable example making this bit unique to ourselves and triggering thoughts.

@kayas6825 3 года назад

But what photos did he exactly sell? They beeped it out 🤔

@ashutoshgaur2788 3 года назад

He started with Bhool Gaya and ended with how can I “bhool Gaya” 😂😂😂😂😂

@chandlerbingg 3 года назад

Much needed at this point . Thank you ❤️

@chandlerbingg 3 года назад

@Amit Biswakarma you to bro 🤗🤗

@weirdyawesome7484 3 года назад

Stay happy broo

@KuchBhiMehta 3 года назад

@@weirdyawesome7484 So much lou and peace in my comment section makes me v proud :')

@arunabhanag5303 3 года назад

Me Too😂

@weirdyawesome7484 3 года назад

@@KuchBhiMehta 😃😄 love u too broo

@kadamabhishek57 3 года назад

Akash Does Jokes to Entertain himself more than spectators.. 😂😂

@nemadesh 3 года назад

Keva Tari Pahate was so unexpected dude!!

@KuchBhiMehta 3 года назад

YaSSSSS!!!!

@sohamkulkarni1290 3 года назад

Really!

@manavmepani3370 3 года назад

Please don't ever stop doing comedy even if it is just for passion! I always look forward to your videos and you never ever disappoint 💯

@navneetsharma3540 3 года назад

The real question is what kind of photographs does that dude sells??

@Ramakrishna-kn3yy 3 года назад

Mai reply chor raha. Pata chale to meko bhi batana

@existanimation 3 года назад

Pata chal kar to hum b bata dena

@rgb6504 3 года назад

Hme b

@Rithsomware 3 года назад

Yes

@NeymarJr-hc4oq 3 года назад

Muzhe bhi batana thanks, guys

@disharajput6412 3 года назад

Watched this video 6-7 Times... I don't know why , for what good am I still wondering ki kaunsa photographer tha wo banda 🤦🏻‍♀️😂😂😂

@rahulkud1411 3 года назад

Pta chale toh btana

@princetiwari710 3 года назад

Aree bhagwan ki photos sell krta h woh... I was there.

@disharajput6412 3 года назад

@@princetiwari710 He made it soo obvious and dirty 🙈😂😂😂 Thank you so much for relieving my anxiety bro !

@princetiwari710 3 года назад

@@disharajput6412 Aree koi baat naii...it's my pleasure behen ji😁

@disharajput6412 3 года назад

@@princetiwari710 Now knowing it I'm still laughing... 😂😂 Damn !! 2 ladkiya roke bhag gayiii 🤦🏻‍♀️😂😂😂

@sameeralig 3 года назад

this man is one of a kind.

@KuchBhiMehta 3 года назад

We area ll expendable which is why your comment means so much more. Zenks

@ashmait 3 года назад

@@KuchBhiMehta kya typo kia hai?

@sadhlife 3 года назад

@Ajay Kumar thenks but spicy

@KalimAthar 3 года назад

@@KuchBhiMehta We All Are Expandable.....

@avimandavia6154 3 года назад

That laughing match cut at 5:25 though😂

@KuchBhiMehta 3 года назад

🙏🏼

@aakritivachhani6399 3 года назад

This video reminded me why I loved your comedy in the first place. You were the reason I started watching stand up comedy. Thank you ❤️

@chogiwa-2272 3 года назад

what kind of photograph!!!! i really wanna know now!!!

@suyogwankhade6310 3 года назад

I laugh more when you laugh at your own jokes😂

@sudhasharma7344 3 года назад

Me too 🤣

@jacobjackson8619 3 года назад

the real question is WHAT PHOTOGRAPHS DID HE SELL 😏😏

@sarcasticzeno2092 3 года назад

Same😂🖐️

@mizberry 3 года назад

ikr?! i am literally here reading all the comments to find an answer to that question😭😂

@rajjsh 3 года назад

It must be something religious. So my guess is any well known Hindu God's photograph. Tabhi akash ki itni fatt rhi thi 😂😂😂

@ashutoshmatai 3 года назад

I was there, he said "Bhagwan ke photos"🤣

@gagan.b5582 3 года назад

@@ashutoshmatai 😂😂 bss yhi dekhne ke liye bhaiii pta hai kitna scroll kiya maine!!!!!! Thnk god!! Jldi mil gya ni toh Cruousity khtm hi ni hota janne ki 😂😂

@renukam27 3 года назад

Aakash man... This was hillarious one... Laughed like hell throughout the video but the outro Kevha tari pahate brought smile and awe at the same time on my face...😃😃😃

@KuchBhiMehta 3 года назад

Zenkyu zenkyu

@abhinavsahu2721 3 года назад

This is not just a standup comedy video. It's a SHOWWWW. You are the real ARTIST man. @KuchBhiMehta

@anweshadas3743 3 года назад

Arehh..Nappa Valleeee, that intro..😂 "Tum jo imagine kar rahe ho" looking into the camera ! Thanks Man !

@rahilmerchant944 3 года назад

I've seen you live before in Canvas, and loved it. I have no fucking clue why people say you just laugh at your own stuff. Seems like they are the same people jinko Ronaldo ke nazdik se goal marne mein problem hai 😂. Kudos to you 👊

@paramveergrewal8852 3 года назад

One of my known ones is a Homeopath and whenever I meet him its difficult to control my laughter when topics such as - Medicine - Vaccine - Homeopathy are brought up. All thanks to you! Visiting is less painful now. 😂😂

@ayushgupta843 3 года назад

along with comedy it contains suspense about airline name and photo frame😂

@devarshdarji8756 3 года назад

These chillar jokes are worth millions…..by making us laugh.!😂😂😂🔥

@mithunnair8587 3 года назад

Man there is so much chillness in your stand-up, forced nhi lagta hai which is the best part❤️💯

@bodhisatwawaghmare5237 3 года назад

When Akash laughs before speaking , I think he has a dirty joke in his mind but holds in .

@rushikeshs.5803 3 года назад

Minato on time

@vishalsinghal8548 3 года назад

Please tell me what photographs does he sell, I'm dying to know 😂😭

@darshanambule6741 3 года назад

@chinmaykawale2700 3 года назад

@akashnair1342 3 года назад

@kartikmodi5441 3 года назад

@rushiii_b 3 года назад

@rushikeshtopare 3 года назад

“केव्हा तरी पहाटे” ka remix end mai… seriously…..😂😂🤣🤣😅😅

@nimeshgadhavi1636 2 года назад

ONE OF THE MOST CHILLED OUT PERSON I HAVE EVER SEEN...LOVE U BROTHER

@adwaiitvardhave 3 года назад

That end song is so authentic marathi song like i thought for a while kahi aur se play hua. It took me 5mins to understand that it was ur end song. How did you get that bro 😂

@bhavik2002 3 года назад

I never seen such high sense of humour anywhere ! At one point you were talking to everyone watching video, which is just beyond idk mai bhul gaya aage ka ! Koi join karlo re edit kar dunga🙄

@Deepeshtiwari321 3 года назад

when aakash started speaking to me i was scared and excited at the same time

@KuchBhiMehta 3 года назад

*hugs*

@atharvaangale 3 года назад

@@KuchBhiMehta tu bahut funny hai but Chasma mat utara kar DARR lagtay😂

@shubhamh7451 3 года назад

that guy trying to woo the girl got the best slap lmao

@kedarmore3796 3 года назад

"Kevha tari pahate.... " the suddenness of the move!!! mitra todlas!!!

@Ayush.Sharma 3 года назад

1:10 that laugh was amazing ahaheheheh

@JaspreetSingh-uu5cw 3 года назад

The way he laughs at his own jokes makes me laugh ever more 😂😂👌

@parshvashah7129 3 года назад

Being from CA background family you know the importance of documentation well

@manishthakur3194 3 года назад

SA 230 Audit documentation 😂😂

@parshvashah7129 3 года назад

@@manishthakur3194 factually it's SCQ 1 😂

@viralikamdar8847 3 года назад

Damn this is exactly what came to mind when he said documentation!

@apurva_joshi_ 3 года назад

Whaaaaaat?? Kevha tari pahate?? With beats?? Kyu?? Kaha se??!! Kaiko??!!!! Refreshing though! 😂

@shrijitbasak 3 года назад

Of all the comedians, I have the highest expectations when I watch your shows, and somehow through random acts, you exceed that as well. Thanks for coming back....

@deepikasharma8078 3 года назад

Okay so he never fails to lighten our mood...even in hard times ❤️

@OPHEADKING 3 года назад

खुशियां तकदीर में होनी चाहिए, तस्वीर में तो हर कोई मुस्कराता है

@hetjain2651 3 года назад

Disclaimer: this video is for people with high sense of humor only

@jaibhamare3961 3 года назад

Still curious about what photos he sells

@ILLICITHipHop 3 года назад

Lmk if u find out. 😂

@shubhankarrr9097 3 года назад

That laugh is similar to Denver 😂

@amiytiwari2845 3 года назад

Money heist bro🙏🙏😂😂😂....

@harshvardhanpawar5886 3 года назад

Bhai... You raised the standard of standup. Love it

@apigeon9884 3 года назад

He HAD to censor it!!!!!!!!!!! KYA PHOTOGRAPHS BECHTA HAI???

@sushantlanghi2098 3 года назад

5:31 I sell dead bodies... coffins

@mihirbhanushali4032 3 года назад

Hilarious bruh😂❤️ Love your content and how you laugh on your own jokes! 💯 I've also had a word with you and i love how down to earth you are. Keep growing brother 💯

@KuchBhiMehta 3 года назад

🙏🏼

@ritwishamukherjee7618 2 года назад

I love how you enjoy your entire time on the stage. The best is you can bring fun to every single thing happening around.

@KuchBhiMehta 2 года назад

❤

@manishxo 3 года назад

Really missed ur stand-up♥️ maja aaya mast video♥️

@RandomRandom93 3 года назад

I'm away from Mumbai from last 1.5 years.... I'm eagerly waiting when I can watch him live at habitat😍

@satishnair1855 3 года назад

In the most difficult part of life, u r the one making me smile 😍 thank uuuuuu , keep doing this good work Lots of love

@KuchBhiMehta 3 года назад

Love right back bro

@satishnair1855 3 года назад

@@KuchBhiMehta 🍻

@rupak2035 3 года назад

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-UTiXQcrLlv4.html 👍

@praptimaniya4792 3 года назад

Exams in a month. Whole lot of stress... And this man at rescue !!! 11 minutes well spent ! Bohot sahi !!!! 🧡🧡🧡

@AJvirus1 3 года назад

🤣🤣🤣 this guy don't need any script 😂. He's naturally Sarcastic

@san13572 3 года назад

Love ur laughter at your own jokes and it makes u more human.

@ashutoshmatai 3 года назад

Was a part of the audience in Akash Mehta and Friends. Absolutely loved it!! Thank you so much @KuchBhiMehta for making me laugh like I never have before!

@KuchBhiMehta 3 года назад

Yaaay!! Thank you for supporting live comedy!

@siddharthrijhwani 3 года назад

Arrey bhhai... Tere ko maloom woh aadmi kaye k photo bechta hai.?

@paone2754 3 года назад

Bhai photo ? Bta de

@siddharthrijhwani 3 года назад

@@paone2754 = Arrey bhai... Maloom chal gya. Bhagwan k photo bechta hai woh.

@paone2754 3 года назад

@@siddharthrijhwani to fir beep q kiya hai ??

@saoner1 2 года назад

Lo-fi mix of Kevha tari pahate was exactly the kind of end I didn't expect but was glad I herd it

@KuchBhiMehta 2 года назад

Yay!

@codiator7316 3 года назад

You enjoy your show more than your audience.....love you bro for this❤️ Always enjoy the things you do more than anyone because only then you appreciate yourself

@mrunalbapat2230 3 года назад

Kevha Tari pahate...waah waah..so basically ur taste in music is as great as ur taste in jokes...lovely

@KayKayRay 3 года назад

Ah i miss the laugh..and your streams as well.

@pushkarbendre 3 года назад

Kevha tari pahate 😂😂😂😂 wtf I was not expecting that!!!

@KuchBhiMehta 3 года назад

😎

@lijovarghese4559 3 года назад

Awesome as always . . .Sorry I just can't control it anymore. I have to, I've been holdin it inside from such a NAPAAAA VALLEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 🤭

@Fujoshi4life5 2 года назад

i recently found his channel....n honestly I'm addicted bro....like u r hilarious dude....🤗thank u for making my day.

@vrajvaland7575 3 года назад

this man is just very diffrent he laughs as much as audience and i guess he would be enjoying shows more than the audience!

@tejas-and-stuff7102 3 года назад

I liked this video specifically for the remix of "Kevha tari pahate" at the end! XD

@KuchBhiMehta 3 года назад

Check out vedangs channel in description he's amaze

@tejas-and-stuff7102 3 года назад

@@KuchBhiMehta He's definitely amazing! just checked his channel. Akash would you be interested in a photoshoot? I'm a Photographer/Cinematographer! Cringe ik. but need work lol.

@harshadabhosale9398 3 года назад

Daddy's princess is multi talented dude..can dance like apsara too...finally felt like RU-vid pe ana was worth today....was waiting for ur video very badly💯✌🏻

@tirthprajapati7445 3 года назад

11:12 allopathy t shirt 😂😂

@KuchBhiMehta 3 года назад

redwolf.in :P

@akashnbali18 3 года назад

You know it's gonna be a faadu video, so you click on Like before watching it. That's what I do every time Aakash releases a new video! 😝

@murtazabalaiya4870 3 года назад

Was stressed out from college assignments ... Thank you bro ... feels lighter now ... Alright then, gonna get back to work

@rishavpandey102 3 года назад

Are batao kon sa photo bechta hai Suspense me mat choro !!!!

@shashanksingh8914 3 года назад

Seems like you are back in form!!

@umair09 3 года назад

what were those photographs/frames of ? curiosity to know about it

@mtalons3202 3 года назад

Mandir i guess

@umair09 3 года назад

@@mtalons3202 if it was mandir, he wouldn't have beeped it 😕😕

@adv.ritik. 3 года назад

Bhgwan coz i was there

@narendradixit5103 2 года назад

Outro song...kenva tari pahate 🔥🤣🤣🤣

@rishichittora9826 3 года назад

He deserves to be on the top 🥂 Superly underrated artist 🥲

@KuchBhiMehta 3 года назад

As someone said, you are either underrated or overrated.

@rishichittora9826 3 года назад

@@KuchBhiMehta Seeing your videos after a bad day at work is a treat itself ❤️ I hope this pandemic and wfh ends and I'll be able to watch you perform live 🔥

@ceilingfanenjoyer8572 3 года назад

Kryptonite saath samundar parr 😂 Nice one😂😂

@aditimuthkhod1252 3 года назад

He's the performer and also the audience, and a good one at both, you just can't not love him ❤️❤️ (Also, I really hope you don't actually hate this job)