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Why Total War: Three Kingdoms Is NOT For You!
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@Vyrus__
@Vyrus__ 5 лет назад
A shitposting german Shao Lin monk... This is the best thing that ever happened
@fangs4ber832
@fangs4ber832 5 лет назад
Vyrus *Shao lin disciple
@caseycastro2161
@caseycastro2161 5 лет назад
I AM SATAN BITCH
@caseycastro2161
@caseycastro2161 5 лет назад
6 MOTHERFUCKIN 66
@AlphaQHard
@AlphaQHard 5 лет назад
the cavemen will prevail Did that meth wear out yet?
@caseycastro2161
@caseycastro2161 5 лет назад
@@AlphaQHard nah bro it's still on cause I'm the 666TH MOTHAFUCKIN LIKE HAHAHAHAAAAA
@JohanDuck
@JohanDuck 5 лет назад
”Sino-German ADHD man reviews TW:3K and lectures his audience how to create offspring”
@jonathanwells223
@jonathanwells223 5 лет назад
Duck Rectum that sent me into a coughing fit
@bogdanmichel7961
@bogdanmichel7961 5 лет назад
can someone tell me what music used Anton in the intro 0:00
@martinimate4336
@martinimate4336 5 лет назад
You hold them down...Their Face...Face..Sex
@dadaddy5308
@dadaddy5308 5 лет назад
I saw this comment at work and I died xD
@xXGalacticSniper50Xx
@xXGalacticSniper50Xx 2 года назад
Sino-saxon
@alishoghi6391
@alishoghi6391 4 года назад
A half German half Chinese dude living in Germany reviewing a British game and randomly swearing in Arabic and screaming at his mostly american audience in Russian.
@TheFutureAwaits
@TheFutureAwaits 4 года назад
Hes also a trained Shaolin Monk
@none4174
@none4174 3 года назад
... I respect this man
@jasonicgamer1683
@jasonicgamer1683 3 года назад
Newb Playz plus the entire universe
@Himmyjewett
@Himmyjewett 3 года назад
@@jasonicgamer1683 plus the entire dimension
@king_koby9591
@king_koby9591 3 года назад
He can also rap in French
@CuteC3
@CuteC3 4 года назад
Where can I get lessons to speak in meme like you do?
@deborahruthjoaquin7110
@deborahruthjoaquin7110 3 года назад
CuteC3 meme compilation
@theduckofthelake7076
@theduckofthelake7076 3 года назад
It’s meme just learn Memes
@justinscheidt1655
@justinscheidt1655 3 года назад
Join the Shaolin for three years...
@orlandodraws8924
@orlandodraws8924 3 года назад
@@justinscheidt1655 don't join the shaolin join the ranton
@povilzem
@povilzem 5 лет назад
I love how your accent sometimes just switches from Chinese to German in the middle of a word.
@abilawaandamari8366
@abilawaandamari8366 5 лет назад
Ranton is just a clusterfuck of accents
@ImWhyMortalsCry
@ImWhyMortalsCry 5 лет назад
That's why I love him as a German myself
@yamagucci2966
@yamagucci2966 5 лет назад
Hahaha
@michureb
@michureb 5 лет назад
And then he went to Russian...
@gould8019
@gould8019 5 лет назад
That's why for the longest time I didn't know which one he was, now I know he is a mix.
@promiseistrying
@promiseistrying 5 лет назад
This video is the embodiment of Chaotic Neutral
@chocamocha4541
@chocamocha4541 5 лет назад
Hahahaa
@KoryLunaa
@KoryLunaa 5 лет назад
We have a Way of the Open Hand Chaotic Neutral monk, its an absolute nightmare, this video shows heres why
@andresmcguire-buckley1659
@andresmcguire-buckley1659 4 года назад
INVASIONI
@Ghostrebel017
@Ghostrebel017 4 года назад
@@KoryLunaa what background is this madman?
@aldeambarasakti
@aldeambarasakti 4 года назад
I don't know why i read that as Catholic Neutral.
@crusaderofthelowlands3750
@crusaderofthelowlands3750 5 лет назад
Oh my god.... Shaolin Nazies are a thing. We're doomed.
@SmokeAnDrink
@SmokeAnDrink 4 года назад
Hol'up
@someone_7233
@someone_7233 4 года назад
Omg That had me crying 😂💔
@SebastianMaruntiel
@SebastianMaruntiel 4 года назад
@Jesus Christ Denton awesome!
@endingwithoutbeginning1683
@endingwithoutbeginning1683 4 года назад
Well the Nazis Symbol looks familiar with buddhas symbol uh huh
@ichibanhan2805
@ichibanhan2805 4 года назад
NI HAO, KUNG PAO INTO AUSCHWITZ YOU GO NOW
@mider-spanman5577
@mider-spanman5577 5 лет назад
I came straight here after the Shaolin Monk BBC documentary video. This is a complete switch up and this dude is hilarious!
@lint3067
@lint3067 4 года назад
Hahaha found my way here the same route! Entertaining for sure
@antonmikhailovski7949
@antonmikhailovski7949 4 года назад
Same thing
@frightingk2918
@frightingk2918 4 года назад
Same
@jeronragoonanan8136
@jeronragoonanan8136 3 года назад
read that as Shaolin B.B.C doumentary and thought of big black monks
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 5 лет назад
Lu Bu: Can anybody provide me with a decent challenge? Ranton: Hold my Ramen
@nerotheantihero5031
@nerotheantihero5031 5 лет назад
Just Some Guy without a Mustache dude the nostalgia
@ButtmanRises
@ButtmanRises 5 лет назад
lol
@hellMode
@hellMode 5 лет назад
it's Lü Bu, lu bu is Russian currency
@Damienov
@Damienov 5 лет назад
Lo Mien not ramen, if you wanna stereotype at least get it right
@kevinzhu6417
@kevinzhu6417 5 лет назад
Ramen is japanese but u still get my upvote Sha Bi
@jsmith4liberty
@jsmith4liberty 5 лет назад
This is probably the trippiest review I have ever seen for a game. Subbed.
@manuelaigner6154
@manuelaigner6154 5 лет назад
He is Fucking unique😂👌 Ich liebe seinen Kontent Bro😂
@bisugzzz
@bisugzzz 5 лет назад
Lol same here this guy is crazy
@Jyeoi
@Jyeoi 4 года назад
Yea man... my new fave since Angry Joe
@Ranakade
@Ranakade 2 года назад
This one was a little moderate than his usual reviews lol
@yannispirou101
@yannispirou101 3 месяца назад
You were probably new at that time lol
@domenica3639
@domenica3639 3 года назад
Sun Tzu explaining his strategy to troops: 3:12
@madmannn9576
@madmannn9576 3 года назад
That strategy was actually used by the Zulu interestingly
@Strickem
@Strickem 4 года назад
Wtf his arabic is actually pretty dope Damn it rantoni pepperoni
@BTArnold100
@BTArnold100 4 года назад
He's quite the linguist
@pan-semitistcommunist4181
@pan-semitistcommunist4181 4 года назад
I'm genuinely curious how many languages he speaks. To me it's impressive to speak anything more than 3, I got a hard enough time with the one that I speak, I don't need no others ATM lol.
@wardeni9603
@wardeni9603 4 года назад
@@pan-semitistcommunist4181 Language basics are actually not that difficult to pick up, the real hard part is advanced use. Your brain subconsciously picks up stuff just by hearing people say it. Also if you learn several languages in the same language family you kind of start to understand them all a bit. Like for example in addition to my native language (Finnish) I speak English, Swedish, Norwegian and German, and I can understand Dutch and Icelandic a bit even though I've never put effort into learning them, simply because I know other languages in the same language family.
@thebluesoldier860
@thebluesoldier860 4 года назад
@@wardeni9603 Most People Can't Say All letters and that what makes it hard to learn languages efficiently . This Guy doesn't have that Barrier . So that allows him to say lines from other languages with perfect accent .ez
@wardeni9603
@wardeni9603 4 года назад
@@thebluesoldier860 The reason he doesn't have that barrier is because he has learned many languages
@1chaplain
@1chaplain 5 лет назад
How many camera cuts and angles do you want? Ranton: Yes
@umphreak9999
@umphreak9999 5 лет назад
he's the only creator on the platform where this kind of spastic, ADD editing actually fits and isn't an annoyance. it's a miracle really
@JM.....
@JM..... 5 лет назад
What's your plan? "Chaos"
@thephoenixlord9339
@thephoenixlord9339 5 лет назад
Brooooo wth I love this dude, Chinese + German and then random Arabic words also XD
@walterkasica6480
@walterkasica6480 5 лет назад
He started speaking Russian near the end
@rockyn191
@rockyn191 5 лет назад
THE PHOENIXLORD dont forget the russian
@Oliver-wz8yf
@Oliver-wz8yf 4 года назад
It was German
@CRUSADERKIVIN
@CRUSADERKIVIN 4 года назад
Everyone is dropping Arabic words in Germany.
@wipwops8311
@wipwops8311 4 года назад
dont forget hes a retired shaolin fighter monk
@user-em3oi2dt3r
@user-em3oi2dt3r 4 года назад
2:10 “But it doesn't end here, gwai lo” -Ranton
@nurielwong527
@nurielwong527 4 года назад
you literally need to be asian enough and german enough to understand his jokes xD you know what almost everything
@TheKeaneGardener
@TheKeaneGardener 3 года назад
😂 That was hilarious! 😂
@m.a.w.5562
@m.a.w.5562 3 года назад
i don't get it
@nathancheung3601
@nathancheung3601 2 года назад
@@m.a.w.5562 gwai lo: direct translation- ghost person, meaning- white person/westerner
@daraechols3370
@daraechols3370 4 года назад
2:51 "what is happening in this house?" I love how he didnt panic, he just took a stance lol
@SurrealBeliefs
@SurrealBeliefs 5 лет назад
This is amazing. No other videos need to be made about Three Kingdoms.
@RealRanton
@RealRanton 5 лет назад
Well thank you 😆
@derangedtortoise909
@derangedtortoise909 3 года назад
Ranton hello China man
@warlordqueekheadtaker7960
@warlordqueekheadtaker7960 3 года назад
@@RealRanton you have the best game reviews!!
@ericwolf3230
@ericwolf3230 5 лет назад
Chinese People here, his final rating is 8/10 You are welcome :)
@TrueCarthaginian
@TrueCarthaginian 5 лет назад
Eric Wolf is the most Chinese name I've ever heard.
@jamesc.2907
@jamesc.2907 5 лет назад
Hey, can you explain further? :)
@ericwolf3230
@ericwolf3230 5 лет назад
@@jamesc.2907 Chinese can count from 1 to 10 by one single hand, that gesture at 08:47 (streching out thumb and index fingure) is the sign of 8.
@sneakysnake7695
@sneakysnake7695 5 лет назад
In South Africa that symbol means seven in gang and prison culture.
@WhViSp
@WhViSp 5 лет назад
In germany it means two beers
@nazzzzzzzzzzzzz
@nazzzzzzzzzzzzz 3 года назад
1:46 i lost it when he said "cao ni ma"😂
@morericewillcookrice
@morericewillcookrice 3 года назад
Lmao same
@dafunktrunk
@dafunktrunk 3 года назад
Haha, where did you learn those words you Malaysian?
@TheChenchen
@TheChenchen 3 года назад
Nice catch
@obama5934
@obama5934 3 года назад
@@dafunktrunk maybe he's Chinese muslim? Or a guy who knows "cao ni ma" cause honestly, how can you not
@dafunktrunk
@dafunktrunk 3 года назад
@@obama5934 Yeah, good point. How can you not?
@deusfuckingvult9727
@deusfuckingvult9727 4 года назад
3:11 Ranton: My strategy is an exploit. Alexander the great: I am a joke to you?
@bond0815
@bond0815 4 года назад
thatsthejoke.jpg
@pyotrilyichtchaikovsky3733
@pyotrilyichtchaikovsky3733 2 года назад
Thats not how Alexander fought
@therealguy2282
@therealguy2282 5 лет назад
Every time he speaks German I think he's about to start a revolution
@TrusteeNail
@TrusteeNail 4 года назад
Why is he in a beer hall at Munich?
@freetek23
@freetek23 4 года назад
As an Austrian who speaks German as mother tongue, I can say it's terrifying as well. Bings back ̶m̶̶e̶̶m̶̶o̶̶r̶̶y̶̶s fear.
@Pablo407
@Pablo407 4 года назад
I’m the 666th like finally
@quercusalba4517
@quercusalba4517 4 года назад
Klaus Koch Wir müssen die Axis wieder aufbauen und China reinholen, mit den Shaolin werden wir unbesiegbar und werden genug Lebensraum erobern!
@somethingguy4928
@somethingguy4928 3 года назад
@@ComradeBavarat nein nein nein! Ich gebe du kein Bratwurst! Schlechtes Mensch!
@Gogo32monkey
@Gogo32monkey 5 лет назад
But where is Shaolin Temple?! "The information is *NOT* provided!"
@amisfitpuivk
@amisfitpuivk 5 лет назад
Why is that not some land mark that grants more public happiness or something? Was it not around yet?
@WanneSomeSoup
@WanneSomeSoup 5 лет назад
Hi yeah like 1100 years early. It was built around 1300.
@tingpekang1087
@tingpekang1087 5 лет назад
The game is good. But no sex scene. 1/10
@ninjahell1
@ninjahell1 5 лет назад
@@tingpekang1087 100% agreed, Total War can remove the battles and sieges for all i care but can't leave out the sex scene. The nerves of some developers man
@tjayk9127
@tjayk9127 5 лет назад
Funny thing is he actually did point out where it would be in correlation to the map could’ve just been a joke though
@rifanifauzi3861
@rifanifauzi3861 4 года назад
"My other half is German, so somehow i understand TOTAL WAR!" 🤣
@yoshiprime3949
@yoshiprime3949 4 года назад
2:37 I legit pissed my pants laughing... lmfao
@nitemare3904
@nitemare3904 3 года назад
Your Face. My Face.....Face.... Hilarious
@askesahl1412
@askesahl1412 5 лет назад
We have struck gold, this is the best review channel on RU-vid
@MauriceTarantulas
@MauriceTarantulas 5 лет назад
He plays on easy meaning fake review. I.e shilling.
@TomW215
@TomW215 5 лет назад
Matt Burrows ok then mush
@ed8212
@ed8212 5 лет назад
Get the executioner bois, I’ll hold him down
@anthonykey9706
@anthonykey9706 5 лет назад
@Matt Burrows shut up
@megawierdspagoot262
@megawierdspagoot262 5 лет назад
Time for a crusade?
@Minebricker88
@Minebricker88 5 лет назад
Ranton: I'm half chinese... Me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ranton: and German! Also me: ( ʘ ͜ʖ ʘ )
@exotixzamateurva8957
@exotixzamateurva8957 5 лет назад
What is this comment even meant to imply
@deivisony
@deivisony 5 лет назад
@@exotixzamateurva8957 idk but I love it
@HL-lk5ln
@HL-lk5ln 5 лет назад
@@exotixzamateurva8957 Asians have small eyes and German have big eyes???
@Minebricker88
@Minebricker88 5 лет назад
@@exotixzamateurva8957 They were technically enemies during WW2
@VALLAERION
@VALLAERION 5 лет назад
I can say the same, except I dont look as Chinese...
@maxhuzen6329
@maxhuzen6329 3 года назад
6:06 I can't believe this guy was a shaolin monk
@acyh4097
@acyh4097 3 года назад
@Cao ni ma LMAO bro you got the hint 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lderintp9380
@lderintp9380 3 года назад
Thats a famous Training they have to go trough
@austinkersey2445
@austinkersey2445 4 года назад
8:47 Right as he gave it an 8/10 with the "V" shape I got a V8 commercial. I am dead. This video has killed me.
@julianrosentrager2792
@julianrosentrager2792 5 лет назад
"I understand totaler Krieg" -Ranton the half German 2019
@andreascovano7742
@andreascovano7742 5 лет назад
eis was ein befehl!
@gespenst0083
@gespenst0083 5 лет назад
Ranton using blitzkrieg on total war.
@pangzhiyu8098
@pangzhiyu8098 3 года назад
If I didn't see your comment I wouldn't have noticed.
@user-en1mj8uc5f
@user-en1mj8uc5f 3 года назад
@@pangzhiyu8098 booo
@coremix4826
@coremix4826 3 года назад
Ranton: you think you understand Chinese culture!? Ranton a minute later: it's a beautiful Chinese tree that blossoms... Like a Chinese tree
@aroma13
@aroma13 4 года назад
7:57 I laught so hard at that part
@flira
@flira 4 года назад
Best Part! ahaahaha
@drakewinder973
@drakewinder973 3 года назад
What does that mean
@memydreamy
@memydreamy 3 года назад
@@drakewinder973 "I'm asking you, do you not trust your leader?"
@hasyy151
@hasyy151 5 лет назад
A chinese man who loves memes and has a sense of humour of god. -Living legend
@LordLobov
@LordLobov 5 лет назад
Cao Ni Ma
@hasyy151
@hasyy151 5 лет назад
@@LordLobov smol lan jiao
@KashNoK
@KashNoK 5 лет назад
He's also half German.
@Victor-hy9ux
@Victor-hy9ux 5 лет назад
@@KashNoK A German has a sense of humour, jUEsE cHrIs!!??
@KashNoK
@KashNoK 5 лет назад
@@Victor-hy9ux hOLy sh1iTT
@jamil3286
@jamil3286 5 лет назад
Ranton: I think total war suits fantasy better than historical games Long time Total war fans: NANI!?!?
@r4v3nh0od3
@r4v3nh0od3 5 лет назад
Warhammer is also historical in my heart
@Edge9404
@Edge9404 5 лет назад
I was a historical TW fan but ever since I tried WH2 out (I refused to play it before that because I was stubborn) it became my favorite Total War.
@six2make4
@six2make4 5 лет назад
I have played since Total War Rome and Medieval 2 and agree, fantasy is more awesome, but they need to stop removing features instead of trying to fix them. Imagine WH2 with sea battles and the ability to set a focus on settlements/regions to be growth, economic or military and then it just auto builds what it believes is best, like in the old games?
@Hedmanification
@Hedmanification 5 лет назад
six2make4 No i want medieval 3 pls habibi dont give them ideas before medieval 3 plsss
@saber2802
@saber2802 5 лет назад
@@Edge9404 I actually don't like warhammer total war
@legna_ow
@legna_ow 4 года назад
Yo I used to saw only your shaolin temple videos, but man how funny it's this, i'm subscribing rigth now
@deadbeataffiliates
@deadbeataffiliates 5 лет назад
Bro I am SO GLAD I found your channel! This is the first video I've watched, and you've got me BELLOWING with laughter, my man! Much love and support, with love, from Dallas, Texas!👌🤙🇺🇸
@sunnywung6395
@sunnywung6395 5 лет назад
"... but it doesn't end here gwailou.." this almost killed me
@AstolfoCh
@AstolfoCh 5 лет назад
THESE GUAI LOU
@DreiiFernandes
@DreiiFernandes 5 лет назад
lmao all these GWAILOU smh
@AstolfoCh
@AstolfoCh 5 лет назад
@@DreiiFernandes It's Guai Lou LMAO, he utterly butchered it. How sad
@DreiiFernandes
@DreiiFernandes 5 лет назад
@@AstolfoCh 😂 itd be funny if he said DLLM guai lou
@wolf-xf6hf
@wolf-xf6hf 5 лет назад
Me: speaks only English Me after one Ranton video: I am a Chinese, French, and German genius.
@questionc9312
@questionc9312 5 лет назад
wolf 101 lol
@Laserbully
@Laserbully 3 года назад
I'm an arab myself, and i'm so happy that Anton does jokes in arabic and multiple other languages. It's very clever and makes him that much more unique.
@shobhitpandey1312
@shobhitpandey1312 4 года назад
When you smile thorough out the video.. You know that Chanel is good
@Diesel_Budgie
@Diesel_Budgie 5 лет назад
I wish I knew all the languages and all the memes just so I could get 90% of your jokes instead of 50% Still more and better jokes than any other reviewer. Mad props.
@alexherzog-stein8767
@alexherzog-stein8767 5 лет назад
You actually only need to know German and English but German is necessary for getting the majority of the jokes🤔 but I agree with you he is the best reviewer 😂
@nikitachernenko5799
@nikitachernenko5799 5 лет назад
@@alexherzog-stein8767 There was also a russian quote "Детка смотри в мои глаза" "Baby look into my eyes"
@oguzhankzgn9000
@oguzhankzgn9000 5 лет назад
@@alexherzog-stein8767 there was also turkish "götünden ayran içerim" which means "ill drink ayran from your ass"
@bg3622
@bg3622 5 лет назад
@@oguzhankzgn9000 nerede? Bulamadım.
@talhasidd
@talhasidd 5 лет назад
He also said "Randi ka bacha", which in Urdu means "Son of a whore".
@xanderdesmecht.7905
@xanderdesmecht.7905 5 лет назад
Omg it was my drawing!!!! I AM SOOOO HAPPY thanks rantoni peperoni and THE peperoni army for THE upvotes love you guys😁👍
@flagella1337
@flagella1337 3 года назад
I couldn't stop laughing when he sneaked in a "cao ni ma".
@ocelot7720
@ocelot7720 3 года назад
Now how can you not respect this guy?!? I sincerely hope he gets back from whatever difficult period in his life he has now. Wish you the best.
@2urh
@2urh 5 лет назад
0:34 wasted potential that you didn't say "Lmao Zedong"
@deadpixelc
@deadpixelc 4 года назад
i think people with normal IQ would have gotten that from "lmao" alone...
@vincentquijano7657
@vincentquijano7657 4 года назад
I think it is cos hes made that joke before
@thevoiceofreach9224
@thevoiceofreach9224 4 года назад
Bruh 😂🤣😂
@2urh
@2urh 4 года назад
@@vincentquijano7657 Ah, I wasn't sure if I had because this was one of the first videos I saw of him
@ManWithTheGoggles
@ManWithTheGoggles 5 лет назад
In case anybody is wondering, the hand gesture he did at the end means 8 (八 bā)
@abyssprimus
@abyssprimus 5 лет назад
Thanks
@canehdianbacon2177
@canehdianbacon2177 5 лет назад
I WAS wondering! 😂
@jeremytng3154
@jeremytng3154 5 лет назад
Umm, could you explain. Cause I thought of that as seven. I'm Chinese
@yurei9012
@yurei9012 4 года назад
When your home alone and see an army of rats crawl across your floor 6:24
@TiredFox42
@TiredFox42 5 лет назад
Hab gerade eben dein Video über die Shaolin Doku gesehen. Alles ruhig und interessiert. Dann klicke ich hier rauf und bin like "What.." Hast auf jedenfall nen neuen Abonent, ich liebe diese verrückte Art. Ein einziges Meme dude.
@Siebensaltos
@Siebensaltos 5 лет назад
Tree:*does what trees usally do* Rantoni:*goes mad*
@Irgendjemandlol
@Irgendjemandlol 5 лет назад
Rantoni: Last Samurai reference
@Conrad75
@Conrad75 5 лет назад
8:50 you underestimate the power of google. 8/10 video
@Weeping-Angel
@Weeping-Angel Год назад
That’s actually impressive. I wouldn’t know where to start
@dingleberry4234
@dingleberry4234 Год назад
What did you even google😂
@Conrad75
@Conrad75 Год назад
@@dingleberry4234 I'm pretty sure I just looked up "chinese numbers hand signs" and went to images lol
@dingleberry4234
@dingleberry4234 Год назад
@@Conrad75 ah I see
@Zequintiny
@Zequintiny 5 лет назад
1:45 cao ni ma was one of the only phrases my friends taught me, in addition to “gweilo.” Nothing realistically useful.
@s4214988
@s4214988 4 года назад
cao ni ma is the magic word that gets you either laid or kicked. It is useful enough. ;)
@duoyili536
@duoyili536 3 года назад
@@s4214988 I wonder how saying that gets you laid lol
@s4214988
@s4214988 3 года назад
@@duoyili536 a lonely mum maybe
@duoyili536
@duoyili536 3 года назад
@@s4214988 ehhh, could work
@c4_noveandrodwiadhiyaksa_155
@c4_noveandrodwiadhiyaksa_155 4 года назад
WHAT IS THIS EDITING So freakin hilarious tho😂
@justarandomguy8211
@justarandomguy8211 5 лет назад
Game developer: *breathes* Rantoni: I'm bout to 7 this man's whole career
@FatGhoul
@FatGhoul 5 лет назад
He actually rated it an 8 this time. The gesture he makes at the end like the Nike symbol is used to denote the number "8" in China
@justarandomguy8211
@justarandomguy8211 5 лет назад
Tom Fiddle well fuck
@YouKingofTube
@YouKingofTube 5 лет назад
Anton ti spalilsya!))
@ThePhilNews
@ThePhilNews 5 лет назад
I am so confused with this channel. I read the title thinking like "fair enough, is a reasonable idea for a video". And then he starts talking with a german accent and is a shaolin apprentice. Needless to say, I did not expect that.
@jakea3950
@jakea3950 4 года назад
Absolutely not responsible. So you either criticize it or realise it's comedy and atleast for me very entertaining.
@thomasaa1361
@thomasaa1361 3 года назад
I go back to these reviews everytime I need some actual top tier content .
@entropyanonymous3385
@entropyanonymous3385 3 года назад
I'm getting filthy frank vibes over here
@Agentcoolguy1
@Agentcoolguy1 5 лет назад
I subbed in the first 2 minutes. Bravo, 11/10 content.
@ethanspiegel6977
@ethanspiegel6977 5 лет назад
Same
@thevoyager8960
@thevoyager8960 5 лет назад
7/10
@zulikun6
@zulikun6 5 лет назад
it's actually 8
@zues287
@zues287 5 лет назад
I read that as "11/10 consent." Gave me a good chuckle.
@lukaskuhl5906
@lukaskuhl5906 5 лет назад
*Me:* sees thumbnail *Also Me:* WELCOME TO THE RICEFIELDS MOFFUGA
@ryoasuka1213
@ryoasuka1213 5 лет назад
This Ain't Vietnam
@ls200076
@ls200076 5 лет назад
@@ryoasuka1213 *IT IS NOW*
@1337gear
@1337gear 4 года назад
your john mongrel impression is killing, i die of laughter when he comes up. love your videos !!!!!
@nathaniel22docz68
@nathaniel22docz68 4 года назад
1:45 did you say "cao ni ma" 😂😂 lmao i was laughing so hard
@nqh4393
@nqh4393 5 лет назад
Cao Ni Ma is my favourite Lord. Change my mind.
@gmr.7979
@gmr.7979 5 лет назад
N Q H My Fav lord is Ni Ma Si Le
@dembruuh4836
@dembruuh4836 5 лет назад
this guy gets it lol
@aerojetrocketdyners-2538
@aerojetrocketdyners-2538 5 лет назад
@lethal hipster 跳楼自杀
@raidenkeify
@raidenkeify 5 лет назад
My favorite is Hong Hong
@aerojetrocketdyners-2538
@aerojetrocketdyners-2538 5 лет назад
@@raidenkeify honorable madisha
@Arthur-do6xl
@Arthur-do6xl 4 года назад
Knew this channel a week ago, definitly one of The Best ive seen in The Last 6 months, dude youre The best, german/chinese MrPoladoful, oh and i see you like my Mother...
@bobshore1977
@bobshore1977 5 лет назад
This editing is on point, thank you!
@reclusearchgrimaldus3680
@reclusearchgrimaldus3680 5 лет назад
my russian face, when you suddenly start speaking russian: o_o not bad, by the way. You coud be a good russian :D
@TuriusRay
@TuriusRay 5 лет назад
Man (I don't know how to pronunce your name) I like Russia but when I see Russia on street view or in a film I feel sadness, like if life lost it's colors there. I'm not trying to angry or troll you but you can tell me why I feel that?
@fellasontoast
@fellasontoast 5 лет назад
@@TuriusRay idk why you would ask such a sensitive question you could easily answer yourself
@slicky5282
@slicky5282 5 лет назад
@@TuriusRay every ex soviet country is like that. It's because of poorness...
@reclusearchgrimaldus3680
@reclusearchgrimaldus3680 5 лет назад
@@TuriusRay thanks to soviet union fucks. But I'm a lucky person, I live in Saint-Petersburg. Google for it :) Not a problem, you can ask, if you're interested in somethig.
@pozk-tf6ey
@pozk-tf6ey 5 лет назад
@@TuriusRay cuz russia is a shithole/wasteland/#corruptedforever. TrUst Me, I lIvE iN RosiA. And for the note - we consider Saint-Peterburg and Moscow as a separated countries inside of the country. Kremlin filled by the Jews.
@matthiasfreaked
@matthiasfreaked 5 лет назад
1:49 Cao ni Ma XD I heard that
@samyddf
@samyddf 4 года назад
1:45
@user-lo4jw8ou7z
@user-lo4jw8ou7z 4 года назад
Wo chaow
@user-rf2pk1dw2i
@user-rf2pk1dw2i 4 года назад
he just wanted to say it.
@CCPJAYLPHAN1994
@CCPJAYLPHAN1994 4 года назад
他爸爸还是妈妈德国人?
@dubinigerchersi9472
@dubinigerchersi9472 4 года назад
@@CCPJAYLPHAN1994 我是他的爸爸我是车臣人。
@crazyaznub
@crazyaznub 4 года назад
"it doesn't end there gweilo" LMAOOOOOOOOO
@d.hunter1099
@d.hunter1099 3 года назад
I'm late to the party, but just so you know, the way you snuck cao ni ma in there was majestic
@filipbabic4913
@filipbabic4913 5 лет назад
Chinese themed game comes out* Toni Rantoni Peperoni Invasioni: Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!
@WesleyHuang
@WesleyHuang 5 лет назад
1:45 CHAO NI MA is absolute the real MVP, stronger than LU BU.
@lunchmoney1114
@lunchmoney1114 5 лет назад
CHAO NI MA NIU BWW
@Its_Lu_Bu
@Its_Lu_Bu 4 года назад
BLASHPHEMY! FITE ME BICH!
@deshawncarlisle3840
@deshawncarlisle3840 2 года назад
lah bang wesley
@poopsiedoodlesp8506
@poopsiedoodlesp8506 4 года назад
"The barrier of entry is sooo damn hiGh" me looking at Paradox Games...
@TheBader159
@TheBader159 4 года назад
I am an Arabian, and I totally approve your accent and the way you use the words, I am hooked to your videos literally.
@Cloud9vegas1
@Cloud9vegas1 5 лет назад
As an average fan of total war, I can agree that we actually do that at 6:02 when it comes to new fans
@brookykimathi3253
@brookykimathi3253 5 лет назад
I literally died of laughter when he put Madisha on the Chinese hero list .Hats off to this guy😂😂
@YPalsson
@YPalsson 4 года назад
and a “caonima”, wtf
@BTArnold100
@BTArnold100 4 года назад
Bro I legit died. Had to pause and go back just to make sure😂 🇿🇦
@theonefrancis696
@theonefrancis696 5 лет назад
This editing is so funny man, please more xD
@user-vw4ml7qf8u
@user-vw4ml7qf8u 3 года назад
LOLOL at the start introducing generals, i heard a "cao ni ma "near the end XDD
@Dre2Dee2
@Dre2Dee2 5 лет назад
Cao Cao with 100/100 credibility? Must be a bug
@prttyflacko
@prttyflacko 5 лет назад
It's just the power from Ranton
@SVNNY
@SVNNY 5 лет назад
"but it doesnt end here GUAI LAO" LMAOOOO that shit cracked me up love how you incorporated chinese into your review!! as a chinese person, this makes me happy
@Fiatbob
@Fiatbob 5 лет назад
SVNNY Ha! I know that’s Chinese for gringo! Super funny, made me laugh too😄 btw 我也是白人。
@SVNNY
@SVNNY 5 лет назад
@@Fiatbob btw your chinese is quite good
@alinsansu3010
@alinsansu3010 4 года назад
2:40 meme ia called “most dangerous prisoner in africa” thank me later
@data00entity
@data00entity 4 года назад
thank you
@wolborg2
@wolborg2 2 года назад
God tier review. Summed up everything I love about this while hitting the nail that this becomes a bit of a chore late game. Also, hilarious.
@bosvikbroflovski3467
@bosvikbroflovski3467 5 лет назад
the rant of the cao family leading to 'caonima' was brilliant
@lucaszarro2855
@lucaszarro2855 5 лет назад
0:32 LMAO more like L-MAO ZEDONG AMIRITE FELLAS?
@CBRN-115
@CBRN-115 5 лет назад
Off to the re-education camp
@EvoSwatch
@EvoSwatch 5 лет назад
Tianamen what? Dont remember...
@whodatboy1223
@whodatboy1223 4 года назад
2:39 For some reason I was laughing so much I had almost started dying(no cap)
@basquait2704
@basquait2704 4 года назад
Face my face 🌚
@karimafyouni
@karimafyouni 4 года назад
where is this from????? v
@enriqueribeiro6359
@enriqueribeiro6359 4 года назад
@@karimafyouni it's from a south African documentary from inmates in a max prison in cape Town
@markusjmenzel
@markusjmenzel 4 года назад
Hahaha Junge ich hab mich totgelacht in den ersten zwei Minuten! Geiles Video
@mcdandee8041
@mcdandee8041 5 лет назад
Ein deutscher Shaolin Kriegsmönch der Spiele Reviewed mit nem Humor über den ich mal richtig lachen kann? Dude, es ist nicht viel. Aber nimm mein Abo und mein Like 😘
@captainstag8189
@captainstag8189 5 лет назад
Ich weiß nicht, was Sie sagen, alles, was ich weiß, ist wahrscheinlich Deutsch
@authurmorgan2325
@authurmorgan2325 5 лет назад
This is deutsche
@BeNuTzErNaMe0
@BeNuTzErNaMe0 5 лет назад
Is so
@yamagucci2966
@yamagucci2966 5 лет назад
Someone pls translate
@mcdandee8041
@mcdandee8041 5 лет назад
@@yamagucci2966 Well it pretty much means this : A german Shaolin Warmonk that Reviews Games with a humor I can really laugh about? Dude, it isnt much. But take my subscription and my like :D
@jjy8991
@jjy8991 5 лет назад
"It doesn't end here 鬼佬" actually crying xD
@leechongdingdong2000
@leechongdingdong2000 4 года назад
what does itmean?
@shaun4325
@shaun4325 4 года назад
Lee Chong Ding Dong 鬼佬 means foreigner or direct translation ghost people
@BewmCroissant
@BewmCroissant 4 года назад
@@leechongdingdong2000 it means "fORIGNER" 🤣
@darrenwang8879
@darrenwang8879 3 года назад
@@shaun4325 It is used to reference to how white Caucasian foreigners are.
@COSMOKRAT_616
@COSMOKRAT_616 4 года назад
Ranton describes a classic pinser maneuver as " horsies on the sides" lol love it.
@HugoFreeman
@HugoFreeman 4 года назад
"but it doesn't end there, gwailo" Busted out that Canto out of nowhere.
@yourmom-sz7kw
@yourmom-sz7kw 5 лет назад
I usually don’t watch over edited videos,but yours are just over edited to the level that it became super smooth Ima smash that subscribe button!!
@songkoktinggi6482
@songkoktinggi6482 5 лет назад
0:26 Jokes aside, that's a hell of a pistol squat. the cleanest form I ever seen... expected nothing less from an ex shaolin monk
@johabus5041
@johabus5041 5 лет назад
Do you know the music playing that part?
@cronusblackstar2045
@cronusblackstar2045 5 лет назад
@@johabus5041 Juikuen Drunken Master ost
@RafaelRibeiro-id3tu
@RafaelRibeiro-id3tu 5 лет назад
I know right?I was looking for that comment haha. I can't even imagine how to progress to that movement.
@adfggffffffddffd
@adfggffffffddffd 3 года назад
When I ripped on the game in steam discussions for not allowing you to save or load on the pause screen once you've entered a battle or at least restart the battle so if I made a mistake I would have to watch 3 consecutive load screens (concede, load, engage battle) which all add up to about 1:23 (I timed it) on a ryzen 7 processor with 3200mhz ddr4 dual channel ram and an 860 evo m.2 1tb SSD I basically got this response @5:59
@sheldonfredericks8034
@sheldonfredericks8034 4 года назад
2:39 That original interview was hilarious XD
@grossesKrieger
@grossesKrieger 4 года назад
Can you please offer a Sauce, kind Sir?
@sheldonfredericks8034
@sheldonfredericks8034 4 года назад
@@grossesKrieger ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-q27xtHbgXcU.html
@youseftaha8539
@youseftaha8539 5 лет назад
As an Arab from Egypt I approve this Maskhara.
@ahmadtarek7763
@ahmadtarek7763 5 лет назад
😂😂😂
@Moe5Tavern
@Moe5Tavern 5 лет назад
What does "Maskhara" mean?
@ahmadtarek7763
@ahmadtarek7763 5 лет назад
@@Moe5Tavern I think it's Arabic for a shitshow or a fucked up situation . My Arabic is kinda rusty tho I learned it from mom, I mostly speak Danish or English .
@LoaiMarey
@LoaiMarey 5 лет назад
Nice to see another egyptian fantoni
@youseftaha8539
@youseftaha8539 5 лет назад
@@LoaiMarey احنا لازم كولنا كمصريين نقف ورا رانتون و نبعبصوا xD
@ansel8
@ansel8 5 лет назад
When America attack China: WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS MOZZZAAAFOOOOKKKKKAAAAAA
@costa2018
@costa2018 3 года назад
love how he said cao ni ma at Hu Qinshan, made my day!
@triplef533
@triplef533 4 года назад
Editor: How many memes do you want in this video? Ranton: *yes*
@domnickhardin1198
@domnickhardin1198 5 лет назад
I have to say, your arabic is good my friend especially مصخرة
@nakednader878
@nakednader878 5 лет назад
Indeed but the way he says killing is from a saudi arabic and not from classic arabic
@mikzikomax1851
@mikzikomax1851 5 лет назад
مسخره
@BERKAYWOOD
@BERKAYWOOD 5 лет назад
@@thelonewanderer69 to sum it up. Dialects.
@domnickhardin1198
@domnickhardin1198 5 лет назад
@@thelonewanderer69 it means nonsense in arabic
@Rakehell007
@Rakehell007 5 лет назад
You had me at "Rantoni Respect Your Borderoni" hahaha! Sure you're not like 5% Italian?
@BrJPGameplay
@BrJPGameplay 2 года назад
Still waiting for the sequel "Chinese Man Reviews All Dynasty Warriors"
@petar20
@petar20 4 года назад
I heard that "caoni ma" in there, dont you think you fooled me
@jamesmroczek8460
@jamesmroczek8460 5 лет назад
Didn’t know what I expected clicking on this but it was amazing keep it up
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