I think chippa was born inside a tube on a blowup and he came into the world getting blownout with the spit. He spent the first few years of his life being raised by coastal wildlife, sleeping with sea dogs at night, and getting lifts from sea creatures to untouched beaches. Then one day he surfed a localized spot with some chums the chuned him for surfin a boog. He cuized back to the parking lot, on a mission to fuck up their cars but then, he fell in love. When he laid eyes on that crappy old choopa he could do no harm and stole it instead. He sold that bike, he was young back then, but his love for cruising never died. Chippa, you're a fucking legend and more mythical than unicorns or penguins. Stay rad, and remember to die young - as late as possible.
