Really funny video from the Chris Rock show on how not to get your ass kicked by the police. I know they are other versions of this on RU-vid but this one is better quality, Enjoy :)
Unless there's a bear armed with a Choppifier 3000 with a hacksaw-machete-flamethrower combo in the backseat, then you should scream "run bitch, rruuuuunn"
1.Don't just stand there when he's walking at you with murder in his eyes. 2.Repeat #1 as often as necessary--MOVE! 3.If #1 and #2 don't work--file charges--don't let him off the hook.
@@InfernosReaper Kinda. Well I wasn't the fugitive, but I watch a lot of bodycam footages for fun, and anything involving US Marshals shows they are just straight up brutal
For real, the other comment I saw here saying that he'd be cancelled if he did this nowadays made me go "My brother in Christ, if anything nowadays it became mandatory learning."
@@mochalo4912 i can't disagree with your point. Some police are just dummy butts and want to ruin your day. But if we the people keep a cool head in the moment the we have the chance to really stick it to them in the aftermath.
@@kshepard52 Chapelle bites everyone's ass equally, doesn't matter colour, sexuality, gender, anything. Chapelle has done more to fight racism than any institution.
Got caught speeding 15 miles over the limit over the weekend. Followed these simply instructions and got off with a warning. Thank you Chris Rock! Edit: Wow 11k likes a year after I posted, thanks everyone. Remember, the law is like a hint so remember them! 😂
@@camillemckenzie3235 Probably but you're acting like corruption has never existed before, I can tell you right now it has and if anything it was far worse in the past.
So true 😹. And at the end "if you follow these simple rules you PROBABLY won't... " very true too. With the pandemic, all the nutters have been hired...
I know right Chris rock was funny as hell being able to make humor out of unfortunate situations back then. I’m glad those problems were addressed more recently in the past years though police brutality is getting better every decade 💯
This should be mandatory viewing about once a month from Junior High School on. The only thing I object to is the "get a White friend." That really isn't needed if you follow the other rules.
"If the police have to come and get you, they're bringing an ass-kicking with them". That's not just hilarious, it's actually very real advice. So many people would be totally fine if they didn't choose to run and otherwise act foolish.
Should they beat you half to death for running? Of course not. Would I beat someone half to death for making me have to chase them down? Of course. Don't expect cops to be any better of a person than you.
It's also true that if Rodney King would have just pulled over and cooperated as per the advise of this public service video, the police would not have kicked his ass.
@@danrhinehart1134 What those cops did to King was crazy over the top, but it's true that if he'd have just pulled over and cooperated it likely wouldn't have happened.
@⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ It's a completely different generation, it isn't old men and women getting shot by police officers, its mostly young people.
@@TubeWatcher an entitled generation... i grew up in LA in the 90s, my parents made damn sure i was in before dark, had no toy pistols, didnt wear gang colors, and to not talk to police.. im positive my parents saved me from getting killed from gang members and the police
I’m white and have been doing the following every time I’ve been stopped by police (many times, I don’t drive slow). Pull over to the side of the road, switch engine off, roll down drivers window, hands on the wheel. Cops don’t know for sure what they’re walking up to. your car may have been stolen and you aren’t aware of it for example. These easy steps help put the cop at ease. I have been stopped for speeding at least 10 times in the last 20 years and have yet to get a serious citation. They always knock it down to something very minor. Taking the stress off the cop makes a difference.
Police officers deal with so many fools, jerks, bums, criminals, and deadbeats that they are positively eager to let an honest citizen off the hook. All you've got to do is appear to possess a modicum of common sense. It's a really low bar.
@@saintsaint5315 im guessing everything was caused by religion(in terms of damage) like nanking, and both the world wars because im assuming thats what you mean by done more damage than just about anything. cause those are one of the most pretty fucked up situations that comes out of my head based on your discription :)
Followed these rules and as a black man I haven’t gotten my ass kicked yet Edit: chill out people 2nd Edit: TLDR; some folks have a sense of humor and some folks want to say because I didn’t get my ass kicked im not black enough.
A bunch of years back, I used to take night school classes with a HUGE Montgomery, AL cop. We got to be friends. I asked him what crime is most likely to be committed when he stops someone. His response, "Pissin' off the police." Words to live by.
@@nunyabidnes6010 - Not really. Cops are human, too. Let's say you get stopped for running a stop sign. The cop might let you off with a warning. You act like an a**hole to the cop, he's going to start checking everything. Rule is...don't be an a**hole.
@@nunyabidnes6010I suggest you watch the video before commenting next time. Interesting you think it's perfectly fine being an a-hole to people, wish we could make your life at work miserable also.
nah man it's always been true. Sure you could still encounter racist cops and have the worst happen, but what's going to make that less likely: being polite and acting properly, or acting like a jackass? I think the former.
Like Jada Pinkett Smith's hair, it looks fine but people do make a big deal out of it for no goddamn reason It's especially something not worth getting hit over.
@@MrWatts-dz6fb haha. The drug companies make money off of black people doing drugs and thinking that there is systematic racism in the united states year 2021
I've been going to other sites both right and left leaning and sharing the video as often as I can and encouraging others to share it. Crazy how much truth is in his message. Encourage others to share.
@@TugIronChief Racism towards blacks at least. From the outside looking in I can't comprehend how racism is so abhorrently taboo and yet nobody bats an eye at the thought of violent assault. Which of these two actions should really be the most shocking?
And if you were committing a “moving violation” don’t bs the cop. Just laugh and say yes and chat about it. 99% of the time cop lets you off and on your way. Most are just bored and practicing their job 12hrs a day with no life to speak of. Once you start lying and talking shit they go into a shark frenzy and it won’t end well.
engeltjebaleno I always say to my friends, " The way you dress, is the way you will be addressed" Why would i want to dress up hiphop style at a frequent crime area, then complain i was harrased by police. Ofcourse if i look like a drug dealer, i will be approached roughly
No....we are having some civil discourse with people not being able to follow common sense and just follow orders given by police officers. hence this video should serve now as a public service announcement to remind folks - dont screw with them and they'll have no reason to screw with you....
My friend was 19 and drunk and freaking out when i got pulled over i was like "just shut the fuck up! I got pulled over for speeding, he's not even going to look at you"
Devin O'Mara Sadly true, making someone chase you triggers aggression in the hind brain. While we can HOPE a level headed person can keep it in check, once adrenalin is up, there are no guarantees.
Scorp Sixonesix your not suppose to run from the cops... it doesn't have much to do with the "hind brain". Flight or flight kicked in and you ran like a guilty bitch, they will take you down and once you're ass is subdued they will figure out why you decided running was the better option.
Shane Camburn "90% of the time they just want to know what you are up to. You run, that is like a silent admission of guilt." Not according to the Supreme Court. If you have done nothing wrong and are in what is considered a safe environment, you are under no obligation to stop and can legally ignore a police officer. They won't like it but the law is on your side.
Matthew Bradley You are correct, but at the same time, if an officer approaches, and asks what you are doing, and you break and run for no seemingly particular reason, then you are creating a scenario that places you on a "questionable" side of probable cause. I know it has been contested both ways and won/lost both ways in the past. However, the idea that an innocent man has no reason to run remains a common logic. Therefore, in most cases, this will be viewed as a reasonable act for the pressing of probable cause which lifts the burden of unlawful search and seizure. Yes, technically, by law - you are within rights to not speak to, keep moving, and totally ignore law enforcement - IF you are not being stopped for any law breaking witnessed by the officer. However, this certainly will make you quickly unpopular with the police and they will look for their loopholes to get back at you. I have known to many police officers that make such things a point of their day.
It’s so true! I ran from the cops once they whooped my ass and then let me go with a warning. That’s what I get for illegally smoking weed in the middle of a public park!🤦♂️😂
“We seem to be getting closer and closer to a situation where nobody is responsible for what they did but we are all responsible for what somebody else did.” - Thomas Sowell
@@matthew_turkmen7482 Is the quote stupid or are you too stupid to understand it? Coming from a man that graduated from Harvard Magna Cum Laude Then in less than a year later got a Masters from Columbia Topped it off with a PhD in Economics Interviewed around the world for his brilliance Published in all the major magazines, like Forbes, Times, Wall Street Journal etc etc etc for his brilliance. Written over 50 books Countless essays and scholarly publications touted as one of the greatest minds next to Friedman and Stigler "Both Nobel Prize Winners" Receiving himself over a dozen awards and honors And considered an intellectual giant of our time. Based on that and your ham fisted attempted to understand the quote with the bank robbery example, I think it is safe to assume you are just too stupid to understand.
I teach a high school criminal justice class. I'd like to find (unfortunately) a censored version of this video to show in my class. It actually has some good tips a lot of my students can follow
I think its funny when people who clearly have a bias try to state a point. Like literally that is not even reason logic or sense but because youre white and everyone lets you have you way, youre like a an obese child eating cake.
Yeah. Every time, when over hear in Europe something with "police brutality" happened in the US and the news report it like "An Afro-American Man got killed during a police control. Police shot him, the community is enraged etc.", people are instantly reacting like "Ah look, the racist american police again"... and when I ask "Well, how did the controlled person behave in the situation, what did he do, what may caused the shooting?", everyone loses their minds... and then days later, when more details are known, often (sadly not always) there is a description like he made a sudden movement to his hip, which the officers interpreted as the guy grabbing for a gun and shot him first or something like that, where I think "Man, why were you so stupid? Why did you do that? Didn't your parents teach you how to behave in the presence of police?" I mean, I personally live in Germany, we have nowhere near such a liberal gun law as the US, so guns are absolutely not as proliferated here as over in the US. But even here police is armed with guns and if I, as a white guy, would get into a control and would make a sudden, unpredicted movement with my hands to the hips behind my back or something, you can be sure as hell that the police officers at the very least would've brandished their pistols and take aim at me (and only that if I'd be lucky in that situation), just as they were trained to do, to protect themselves in case I'm a crazy guy trying to attack them. In German Context it would most probably not a gun but a knife, that crazy people could be armed with at most, but still, a dangerous weapon against which an officer here would have to defend himself, if need be with his gun. I'm not saying that absolutely every case, where an Afro-American died in a police control, was the fault of said Afro-American, there are sadly also cases where the guy behaved correctly and still got his ass booked, beaten or shot by a racist cop in the past. And that Afro-Americans land quicker in jail than white guys is also a proven fact, proven by scientific studies. But there are more than enough cases where the guy fucked up and, unwillingly, provoked the cops to take action against him. So yeah, Chris Rock is absolutely right: Obey the law, be polite, do as you're told by the police and shut the fuck up and you get away fine in every country of the world, not just the US.
@@elliottbaker201 The majority of victims that BLM was "protesting (rioting) in the name of" were killed because they were armed with an illegal weapon that they refused to relinquish, they were on drugs, they fled from the police, they attempted to take the weapon from the officer or they tried to assault the officer. The reality is that only roughly 1% of *all* police shooting victims in the United States are unarmed. The majority of the time, the shooting is found to be justified because of the actions of the victim prior to, or during their interaction with police. Which is the point the person you're replying to is making, and it is absolutely true. Not only that, but they acknowledged that their assessment of these situations doesn't apply to every case. So bringing up one example where it doesn't apply really doesn't refute anything they said. However you saying people only "talk about the actual overreach" is 100% wrong and it's not even debatable.
Chris rock being a genius. This was 14 years ago. 14 years later he is doing spiral and a police chief leading an investigation to a serial killer. He's good at what he does
@joy a colonizer huh. Well good for you believing ever word that came out of your teachers and professors mouth. Now it’s time you research for yourself and find the truth
California attorney here. That "mad woman" tip is absolutely true. Boy, have I seen so many men who had the whoop-ass handed to them simply because they were not able to de-escalate the "disagreement" before the guy was pulled over. At the very least, it makes the evening long and tedious.
You wouldn't believe how many wives/girlfriends call to get their man in trouble after an argument, only to take it back 12 hours later after they get locked up. 🙄
This is a personal perspective. I dont think youre grasping the social commentary. He is pointing out some blatant and obvious facts that the police are bias and will use any motive to kill or assault
Man I said something under my breath that one of the police officers heard then all I heard was "WHAT WAS THAT YOUNG MAN"bro nearly shit myself (Police where searching our school)
Totally! Though it's sad because this skit was probably made about 20 years ago and still reflects many of the problems in our American society today. Hella funny but has deeper meanings when you think about it. :)
How weird, same here. I don't watch anything like this. But in light of all the BLM crap going on I had to watch it. Yes this should be a public service announcement!!!!! Can't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's exaggerated by intent, because comedy. But it's funny because it is centered around truth. When people do stupid shit and resist arrest or put others at risk, the chance they get a fatal outcome increases significantly.
when you were black I suppose..., I think it would still pass, but this kind of truth can be spoken only by a minority, favourably by a black person, not to be called fascist and so on by narrow minded censors aka SJW
@@rysiii811 100%!! I got told today that i cannot speak on all this because i am white. I so badly wanted to reply that since he isnt a convicted felon, then maybe he shouldn't speak on it. But instead I said nada. (The convo was about felony warrants)
« doing all of this will literally save so many lives » I'm not sure people unable to naturally follow these advices have to be saved from "ass kicking".
@no name "black people could follow a few rules". Its not that simple my dude. There's a history in this country, and black people are scared, and for good reason. Police don't always uphold civic trust and treat black men with an added layer of suspicion which leads to unnecessary confrontations. Also, defunding the police is and always was a bad idea. If anything is to get fixed, the police would need more funding, not less.
@unban this how do you get here then? Anyway great blacksplaning video this and perfectly timed. Chris Rock still owns soooo many asses with this video right now. hahahaha
It always was relevant. Anyone can play hero, gangsta or whatever the hell they want but then they must take the responsibility of their actions and reaction of the system.
As a lawyer in Florida since 1990, I agree with every word Mr. Rock says. In fact, I agree with the person who wrote this should be required viewing for all young people of any race. Actually, this should be required viewing for everyone regardless of age or race.
Boring You came at me for absolutely no reason but now you're angry because I responded to you? You posted a stupid comment and I replied in kind. You might have graduated top of your class but your previous post didn't reflect at all your "education"!
No, I think this should be required education in all schools and prisons, with some minor revisions, but it would not be politically correct to suggest "people of color" change their behaviors in sny way.
You guys do know this is satire right? He is purposefully listing things that shouldn't ALONE get you beaten by the police. Having a gun and a blunt isn't grounds for getting beaten by the police. It may be grounds for arrest. So this is purposefully exaggerated. If you guys knew Chris Rock's stance on law enforcement you'd understand that he does not back the blue. And you'd also understand that this video is literally an indictment of police work in America. The reason why you people can't understand that, is because you think exactly like the satirical nature of the video. Which means Chris Rock was making fun of you specifically. Lol geez... the U.S. education system has failed the lot of you.
Yeah because Police brutality against black americans only started in 2020. Before that there was no Police brutality... How du:mb are you? You know that the world already existed before your generation right??
@@CriticalPosthumanism Smart enough to figure out that in many of these situations it's probably a bad idea to instigate the police during a traffic stop. You do know you aren't allowed to just to do whatever want and then claim it's an act of brutality when you get taken down, right?
@@CriticalPosthumanism his point is police brutality has always been a thing, but people are increasingly thinking they can just run from cops and not be seen as a threat. Police will always be somewhat brutal when you are resisting and it is quite simple to get around that!!!
"liberals don’t give a shit about black people" That's because they aren't liberals at all. Those slavery loving motherfuckers hijacked that the label liberal to hide their slave loving ways. I'm sure you think that the welfare state is liberal, I mean it's #freeshit right? Nuh uh, it's a form of slavery to the State that the Democratic Party wants and blacks choose this way of life at a higher rate than anyone except Muslims (Muslims see it as Jizya and use it to fund their Jihad). You see, the Democratic Party never stopped being the party of slavery. They were just forced out of the private ownership of slaves so they chose to become Marxist and just enslave everyone (whites as well) under government ownership of peons through income tax, private bank money printing inflation and the welfare vote plantations.
@@TR0VEX. the guy is right.. this video is (mostly) about taking responsibility for doing illegal stuff. If you don't want the police to kick your ass there's one very simple thing you can do: don't get into trouble. I'm not saying G Floyd deserved to die or that the borderline mentally ill cop who killed him was right, I'm saying what Chris Rock is saying, don't act stupid and not only you won't risk getting killed by some disturbed cop but you won't get arrested either. Moreover, stop relying on tribalism and you'll realize you can succeed if you try hard enough. I mean, why would you even try when you think the game is rigged? It's a cancerous cultural problem
Just another reminder that Chris Rock was (and is) way ahead of his time. And yes, he observes the golden rule in comedy: don't spare anyone. If you are going to insult some folks, cast a wiiiiide net. You Rock, Chris, errr, Rock.
He's not ahead of his time on this one. This shit has been going on so long, it doesn't take a psychic to figure it out. Sadly, it's getting worst. Literally, a black man just got shot while he was sleeping because of a no knock warrent. This seems to be a repeating offense by the cops.
@@Deescizzle You mean the man who stayed with his friends who were all suspected in a homicide? The man that, after police announced their arrival yelling "let me see your hands" picked up a gun? I'm sorry Amir Locke died. He didn't deserve it. But A, choose better friends and B, DON'T PICK UP A GUN WHEN THE POLICE SPECIFICALLY TELL YOU NOT TO
It”s hard to make good decisions and understand very well what is happening when your body just woke you up 2 seconds with and adrenaline and stress dump cuz it thinks your about to die. I’m generally pro cop, but when the citizens have a second amendment right to defend them selfs, and your policy is no knock warrants to shock them awake, then this is going to happen again.
Try it, it totally works. No need to read in between the lines and look for oddball exceptions. What a weird thing to focus in on like it’s remotely a prevalent problem.
Hey if you follow the steps and still get your ass kicked it looks a LOT better in your lawsuit if all the video footage shows you being a compliant suspect. Instead of y'know of leading the police on a nine mile car chance blasting "f the police" running from the stop while pulling godknows what out of your pockets. Fight it in the courts, not the streets. You fight the police in the streets, you're probably leaving in a body bag.
Yeah, but the problem is that even if you do everything right and follow all the instructions in this video, there are some dirty cops who'll still beat the shit out of you, arrest you for some made-up bullshit or shoot you 20 times and lie about it, just because they're angry, sexually frustrated and feel like fucking somebody over to show off their power. Also, police brutality doesn't only affect Black people and other minorities, although they're the most likely to suffer from it. For all the white people reading this comment, remember that this bullshit can happen to you too, especially in poorer neighborhoods.
@@boazjamesmiller6387 but by doing what is recommended in this video lowers the odds of pissing some LEO off and, as Cris Rock said, getting yo ass kicked by the police. You could be polite as hell to some people and they still desire nothing more than to kick your ass but at least you didn't fan the flames.
