Chris Rock - I made it 

Yes. And all he ever did was complain about being married. He should have left that woman alone.

Brilliant 😂

@@crystalcole888 found the ex wife lol

@@bonus12345457 the very happy ex-wife. The only thing better than being his ex-wife would be if she never met him at all.

@@bonus12345457 the very happy ex wife

yea. he still got it. one of the greats.

This is the truth

Its funny cuz it's true

and how did you get full custody?

@@ixxgxx the kids told the judge they want to live with me. My ex wanted to avoid paying me child support so she gave me full custody. Luckily I had a strong relationship with my kids before the divorce

@@donh1572 so kids were 16? can't see a court allowing a 4 year old telling a judge where they want to live. what state or area of the usa?

@@ixxgxx New York and the kids will be assigned their own attorney by the courts if they tell the judge which parent they want to live with. You can look it up yourself

This is how the western world operates, they are extremist, now that they favor women, men are not allowed to have rights.

Never, and very sorry for your dad. Hopefully you got to spend time with him.

That's rough. I feel like there needs to be a marriage contract to make equal/similar effort. So, the guy is at work all day, the woman takes care of everything else. Woman is at work all day, guy takes care of everything else. Both work? Split the chores, bills etc. I think younger women are finally shaking the 50's era expectations of being "taken care of". My attitude: Its a fucking team: you take care of each other, you serve each other. As far as I'm concerned, you buy in or believe that or bye bye, baby.

I don’t write this to be mean but (based only on the facts you wrote) your dad chose a bad woman. Someone that brought nothing to the table. There are lots of good women out there. Marriage definitely can work out for the better

Right, because... you would have been better off raised by just your mother as you described her? Did you think through this attitude you have?

Custody court was a mistake. Fifty years of this experiment and birth rates and wealth have plunged.

Chris Rock is a copy cat. He copied that white comedian who used to make that silly face after he finished a sentence. I think he recently passed away. And copied Ray What’s His Name’s Everybody Loves Raymond with Everybody Hates Chris.

Absolutely love him, always funny.

If you listen to his earlier interviews, he absolutely did blame her.

@@camille3134 So if this was subsequent to that one, it may mean he's actually grown, learned and matured then. Well, we can but hope can't we? Either way, this little snapshot shows he understands some things he did wrong. Wish we all took that stance.

"I never slept with a porn star."

i've told that exact thing to my boys. once you realize you have only yourself to depend on when shit gets hard, you have reached manhood.

I got from the vid that he was forewarning men to wise up and not bring it to that point. Take control of themselves and own behaviour to prevent it coming to that point. smho

@@oliviastar3812 Once she runs into a "better deal" and they are coffee buddies, the clock is ticking. The husband can do whatever he wants.

The funniest ones are the ones where the narrative is she tried to make it work, when the reality is she's the one who destroyed it! And that's not even the true irony! No, the true irony is she destroyed it and you have to give up half your assets before starting over! Some of those assets go to her and some to the blood-sucking lawyers! When it's all said and done, you are left with little money (less still after child support and/or alimony), and no dignity! The narrative then becomes about what you didn't do and how she doesn't know what happened! You have to find new social circles, and you will get a quick lesson in hypocrisy the next time you attend your church! But that's okay because you won't feel like socializing much anyway. God forbid you actually meet someone who gets you to thinking perhaps you should try again, only to have her politely decline by telling you she "isn't looking for anything serious," but the reality is you are damaged goods and you have nothing to offer her (Damn!) But you will have plenty of time to figure out how the hell did you ever allow yourself to play a game where you could have your soul ripped out simply because one day the woman you love decides she doesn't love you anymore! You didn't mistreat her; no cheating, lying, or degrading her! No, you did nothing but love her! And who knows, maybe you'll have enough time to regroup on your retirement before you are too damn old to work any longer! But... this too shall pass. For all who want to get married, I sincerely wish you the best! But I will never trust that "institution" again! Thanks for the free therapy!

Get out of my head!!

Therapy is a joke anyway. They don’t help. In many ways they make it worse.

Most states divorce is no fault. No one cares if anyone cheats anymore

@cynthiawilson4500 - Confessing your hypergamy, eh? Honesty is good.

​@@wiseonwordsha she didn't say she left for another man 😂😂😂

Damn near all of you do it. So, yeah. We know. (And we know the moment you check out, too. We just suffer and endure until you finally make it official.)

@@USS-SNAKE-ISLAND so you are cowards. You won't admit when it's done and just keep dragging it out, making everyone miserable and feel unsafe Maybe if you actually grew up and acted like adults, the women wouldn't check out. Hpergamy is upgrading ... a woman isn't looking to do that if she already has it good.

So brave! Stunning!

Probably a minooooooooor

Dave is still married....so no 😂😂😂

Cept one group they can't talk about. Kanye made them know that for sure.

@@trevwill21Dave went on SNL literally the same week and said everything Kanye said. Only he made it funny so no cancelling Dave.

@@ThaFlaSaltineBuckeye true. What's the saying? If you aren't living life in the edge you're taking up too much room. That's Dave 💯

Understand that whole story. Im nearly 31, my parents got divorced to and i lived with my mother since im 17. I came to the conclusion that the whole problem was that view that man and woman are equal. Its just false. Man are 10x more capable in ethics, generosity, bravery, let go things and so forth. Whatever a man is capable to do ethically, you have to divide this by minimum 5 to get what a woman can. Wathever a man handles and endures, you divide it by mininum 5. One that doesnt understand that live in a world of fantasy. Biology tells you what to expect of a woman. Woman have the ethics and reaction that their biology allows them to, towards dangers etc. Mary Wollstonecraft, one of the earliest feminist, said that man are better equiped to have high ethical behaviours : " Let it not be concluded that I wish to invert the order of things; I have already granted, that, from the constitution of their bodies, men seem to be designed by Providence to attain a greater degree of virtue." Mary Wollstonecraft

​@@MohamedElouarda-qk6ws Well I don't believe one is superior over the other but that in general each has their strengths and weaknesses. But I will say amongst a good number of men as well as women that I've observed personally, men have not shown themselves so very virtuous nor ethical, not in the least, and while the women are by no means without faults they've shown much more stability, loyalty and sense.

Will we ever know the statistics,don't believe everything that is written,actions speak louder that words. I say this because i held my father as the standard when in reality before 8th child he left with another woman. He was i though the greatest, his leaving felt like a death..mom just continued doing what she always did.. working to support us,she scolded when needed but she never was mean or slaved us. We always had food, laundry done, a clean house, no complaints, unless kid mistakes we all go thru. YES, she's my hero.

@@MohamedElouarda-qk6wswhatever a man can endure divide by 5 for a woman? What man has ever endured 9 months of pregnancy and several hours of childbirth? Too many of us men are delusional…

Little tid bit, they all start off nice and agreeable and most (not all) turn into your mother. Your father didnt marry the post 4 year marriage woman, he married the 2 week relationship woman.

You sound petty, vengeful, and evil and it appears to explain why your wife was a psychopath.

Any thoughts on how that came to be so?

@@oliviastar3812By reading comments like yours? 🫤❤️

When they act like garbage or alley cats what do they expect?

Male judges treat woman equally as bad none of them care about you, your wife or your family... they care about money how long they can keep you coming back making them pay checks😢😢😢😢😢

BINGO! ...except in my case. I'm in a Ford F250, not a car.

​@@Brian-qg9bmAt least you can stretch your legs

@@TshepoKotelo Only because I'm half Aleut, and only 5'8" with my shoes off.

But especially if you're a man.

Getting a Divorce right now, I am signing an agreement with my wife fuck going to court…. Peace of Mind is a Beautiful Thing 😊

Why?

Drake is a PDF file.

Women become totally different people when their lifestyle is threatened. They will break all moral rules without hesitation.

I hate when kids get weaponized in a divorce...

No sympathy for Chris Rock. He was warned by Howard Stern. He knew the possibilities. He most-likely got married for two reasons 1. to have children & 2. for stand-up comedy material.

@UnknownWarriorZz Umm if this is about divorcing his first wife, who do you think was holding it down while he was trying to “make it”? Yall are wild. You think you can use a woman’s womb as an incubator, then when you “make it” screw around on her & trade her in for a younger model and get away Scott free?? Truly delulu lolol

Do not. I've been through it twice.

True but sometimes marriage isn’t much better.

@@dream_on_sammi haha that’s the truth

Wrong, the bottom line is that you clearly scored poorly on the reading comprehension portion of your GED exam.

even if he was a good husband, they would still be taking his shit from him.

The system is bs, full of crooks

Cheating is a bad husband. No if ands or buts. Get a divorce or at least separate. As to the money, the law is pretty straightforward and is a reasonable system. The rules are not secret. Basically, without a prenup, community property is split 50/50. Our courts would be overwhelmed if the tried to allocate proportional ownership. If you have the time, sit in on family law hearings. Depressing as can be. But oddly equitable.

Cheating is a bad husband. No if ands or buts. Get a divorce or at least separate. As to the money, the law is pretty straightforward and is a reasonable system. The rules are not secret. Basically, without a prenup, community property is split 50/50. Our courts would be overwhelmed if the tried to allocate proportional ownership. If you have the time, sit in on family law hearings. Depressing as can be. But oddly equitable.

Fr 😂

😭

Why, what am I missing?

He has been linked to under aged girls😬😳

Drake the pd-file 😆

Yep, boys will be boys is just short for that boys will be curious. It's like the button you are told not to press... what happens when you press it? It doesn't help when that button has ass for days and double D's.

When a woman cheats, they go to a whole ass new restaurant.

Sunny, comparing/ lowering precious relationships and connecting your heart with another special person to the level of trying new dishes tells a lat about the seriousness of the commitment. If one crave for new dishes one should find a partner with the same appetite or stay single to get a lot of flavours. One should not burden and break another person.

@@s.o.t.s.o.t. great sentiment you preach over there. But sadly, the world is an unfair place and only you are responsible for your happiness.

@@prachetasnayse9709 its only one type of happiness. but it damages another. much easier stance if you've "dated" a lot, admittedly. I tell you what though, sexbots will be a huge thing in the future. 😊

Don't expect a woman to stay with you if you cheat. If you think you want to cheat or fk other woman just get a divorce and get it over with.

@@lpk6372 it ain’t safe nowadays bro it’s just fucked up how history repeats itself remember the analogy that Eddie Murphy made about Micheal Jordan and his wife back then on raw that mf was rich back then and she still tried to divorce him my point is this shit is more of a trend women ain’t doing it for love no more😕😭😭

@@DezMontega stop pretending these rich dude are innocent or angels. THEY CHEAT and far more then the wives they marry. A person has every right to leave a marriage if the other person cheats, a person has the right to leave if they have left the marriage. You act like such a victim on basic levels of understanding. I can see why your types can be easily radicalized by the right

If the wife cheats she will still take the money

You don't have to be married to wind up in family court. But you could always join a monastery!

It is actually. But very relevant.

All women want to play quarterback in a marriage by emasculating their husbands. But the husbands need to be smarter and put her back in her place. Most husbands are so scared they come across as neutered. I know of a Hollywood’s biggest Ad who is very respected by his co workers , the man is powerful on the sets. But at home this guy is pathetic. His wife wears the pants at home. Every little decision is made by her. She has hissy fit if he does something wrong.

This exactly.

There was a day I realised Chris Rock's routines weren't abstract, generalized jokes but him telling all of us just wtf was going on in his relationship. Truth be told when I saw them on Oprah together they didn't make sense to me. I've always felt like she saw Chris as a means to an end.

😂

To be clear - he said there was a reason. He was an a-hole. Bottom line.

Yup! Maybe do not bring Drake around those minorssssss!

what a bunch of crap

Smart Man 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

Rather pay child support then get married grey divorce is terrifying

Don't cheat

​@@jenster29Countless men that never cheated go through the same thing.

Never stick with a person who mentally leaves and that's why marriages are a trap because she can mentally leave but you see what he had to go through for to get her to leave physically. Custody agreements and all of this other stuff.

Pathetic.. Stay strong bro.

It's horrific. You don't even want to know.

My ex left her Yahoo email open on my computer in my office. We had a policy of not hiding phones, texts, and we could swap when asked. That was about as open a relationship gets if two adults get when raising kids, needing to hold down that joint bank account. Of course, she learned previously that I could dig up her log files and catch her bragging other men that her intent was to take my kids and our home. It led to a harsher policy of openness. Marriage aint no joke, people. Dont do it if you cant bring the pain to the one who claims to love you. War of the Roses, its a Michael Douglas movie with elements of humor. Marvin Contract = not so funny, appropriate when... When other men email your wife professing their love, the day they fell in love 😉 Just cut the crappolini and orchestrate a menage a trois to help them become more confused and negotiate a quicky divorce and have her sign the waiver on all your property, IP, and future earnings. Slam dunk like Shaq! She gave away our company and all my work after the first film script she compromised when I found her log files, years before. The dude in the emails who was going through a midlife crisis, he dumped her and kicked her out of his house. Instead of me keeping a home for my family to fall back on, I just out everything on her to make it work. The pressure was too great for the other dude to deal with as his daighters didnt like my daughters and his soon-to-be ex wife went back to the U.K., creating a long bridge for the idiot to cross. If you follow the rules of energy, momentum, peace, happiness and self-respect can be yours.