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@Arko777777
@Arko777777 7 месяцев назад
Hey Wolf, I feel that Courage the Cowardly Dog thumbnail is unfair towards the cartoon. Courage would man up, overcome his fears and save his family from monsters at the end of the day. This guy? He would've defended the monsters. "You know? Katz worked really hard to trap them... have you ever run a motel? Stop this negativity."
@vrika4280
@vrika4280 7 месяцев назад
Did he have a Kazoo though?
@Mate397
@Mate397 7 месяцев назад
Have to agree, that little pink dog has more bravery and integrity in him than Stuckmann.
@r3dr4te963
@r3dr4te963 7 месяцев назад
Things Courage do for love....
@HectorLopez0217
@HectorLopez0217 7 месяцев назад
“Ooooh the things I do for Hollywood acceptance.”
@joshuahermanson341
@joshuahermanson341 7 месяцев назад
Was gonna say the same thing. When push came to shove, Courage came through for Muriel and Eustace! Stuckmann is a craven little weasel.
@tool4132
@tool4132 7 месяцев назад
Tell that to my mother's broken neck who was in the Amazon studying spiders just before she died.
@thebatman4279
@thebatman4279 7 месяцев назад
He grew up with his mothers broken neck who was in the amazon studying spiders just before she died.
@lokiswager
@lokiswager 7 месяцев назад
@@thebatman4279And that was his only joy in life... on a farm.
@wakerobin9215
@wakerobin9215 7 месяцев назад
​@@lokiswager"Joy in life is acceptable...to me. As the spiders foretold." -Abraham Baggins
@CapitaoCasual
@CapitaoCasual 7 месяцев назад
He's mother also didn't understand racism, she grew up with black people
@trevorthornley8835
@trevorthornley8835 4 месяца назад
I found your mother to be an inspiration when she said "it's mothering time." Truly a moment. What are we some kinda....stuckmann?
@mylastaccountgotdeletedtha6936
@mylastaccountgotdeletedtha6936 7 месяцев назад
You didn’t have to do Courage the Cowardly Dog that dirty with the thumbnail.
@JaketheMovieGeek
@JaketheMovieGeek 7 месяцев назад
😂
@dimas3829
@dimas3829 7 месяцев назад
I hated that disgusting dog (as a child) almost as much as I hate Chris (as adult).
@nmr7203
@nmr7203 7 месяцев назад
​@@dimas3829 Courage is great, the fug you talking about
@Avarn388
@Avarn388 7 месяцев назад
@mylastaccountgotdeletedtha6936 Exactly. Courage was a real one. Even though he is frightened, the guy always faced his fears for the sake of saving his family, even Eustice who was an a-hole to him.
@dimas3829
@dimas3829 7 месяцев назад
@@nmr7203 Courage is a useless parasite and should have been replaced with proper dog or properly disciplined into one
@Clawed9
@Clawed9 7 месяцев назад
A movie reviewer refusing to critique a movie for the sake of not "bashing" it is as funny as a teacher refusing to evaluate exam papers because it will make their students sad. A moot point.
@YouTubeLovestoHideComments
@YouTubeLovestoHideComments 7 месяцев назад
"This movie sucks so much that I'm afraid of reviewing it in an honest manner." He unintentionally made the movie look even worse.
@MaesterMike
@MaesterMike 7 месяцев назад
That point is sad considering that actually happens now in schools.
@okagron
@okagron 7 месяцев назад
The hilarious part is that by not reviewing a movie he's basically saying it's bad but in the most condescending way.
@manoz6194
@manoz6194 7 месяцев назад
@@okagron It is more honorable to offer critique but Suckmann has no honor
@austinrash3963
@austinrash3963 7 месяцев назад
Ur funny😂😂😂 wow so funny 😂 and know a lot too! Wow ur so smart and clever and cool😂😂 wow wow wow wow
@1SpicyMeataball
@1SpicyMeataball 7 месяцев назад
When I was like 12 or so, I had this "learn to draw" artbook. I had chose to draw this one picture of a woman in an evening gown. I was proud of my work so on the fridge it went. One day a friend of my Mothers came over, saw the drawing and said: "the face looks funny." That critique pushed me to improve. In Stuckman's mind: "I drew a stick figure once, so I can't criticize Thomas Kincaide."
@Se7enBeatleofDoom
@Se7enBeatleofDoom 7 месяцев назад
By this logic, no one should trash suicide squad kills the Justice League because it was inspired by the Arkham games and WB was the publisher.
@Melvinshermen
@Melvinshermen 6 месяцев назад
Again he talk about movies not video games.
@lel1103
@lel1103 Месяц назад
It's not logic, it's cowardice.
@lel1103
@lel1103 Месяц назад
It's not logic, it's cowardice.
@mayonnaise3959
@mayonnaise3959 Месяц назад
@@Melvinshermenthey’re both forms of media with the same problem
@OldManGan
@OldManGan 7 месяцев назад
Chris Stuckmann is over. He wants to make movies and be part of the same garbage establishment.
@Shockguey
@Shockguey 7 месяцев назад
It's even more funny because his GENIUS technique is to constantly blame producers and executives, yknow, the guys he has to eventually work for.
@denkerbosu3551
@denkerbosu3551 7 месяцев назад
​@@Shockguey he's not doing this for a job. It's worse, he's a failed artist that wants his competition, his "fellow filmmakers" to think well of him. Most fo these artsy types will despise him for being a white straight male.
@joriankell1983
@joriankell1983 7 месяцев назад
​@@denkerbosu3551*jewish types. Ftfy
@LordFart
@LordFart 7 месяцев назад
​@@denkerbosu3551"failed artist" Looking forward to his war arc.
@Aizen2468
@Aizen2468 7 месяцев назад
The thing is, I know where his head is at with how hard he's trying to keep cinema alive. He says it all the time in his reviews and discussions about how worried he is about cinema going capoot. And his constant pushing of his audience to go out and watch movies to support them. Especially since he's made it very clear he wants to get into that circle now. Despite it probably being too late, due to the failing state of cinema. A state of cinema, he's clearly aware of. The issue is, he so very clearly believes now that he CANT criticize anyone related to Hollywood anymore. Because he probably feels like if he criticizes them, he's adding to the fire that is burning cinema down. Contributing the destruction of the very thing he now so desperately wants to be a part of. That, and he so clearly wants to majorly kiss a lot of Hollywood a$s, with the hopes that they'll take him under their wing. But, that's irrelevant. Because he's not going to single handedly destroy Hollywood by being honest, and he's DEFINITELY not going to save it. They've doomed themselves, and it's too late for him to join Hollywood at its height. As it's only falling at this point. The only thing he succeeds in doing is destroying his own reputation as a once well-trusted critic by a massive gathering of fans. Losing his credibility with his subscribers, in order to try to get in the good graces of Hollywood royalty, and a desperate but futile attempt to slow Hollywood's self-destruction.
@WraxTV
@WraxTV 7 месяцев назад
Stuckmann trying so desperately to get in good with Hollywood reminds me a lot of Quinton trying desperately to get in good with Breadtube. It's. Never. Freaking. Happening. And not because of what you did in the past, but because what you do in the present gives them no value whatsoever.
@jeremyusreevu237
@jeremyusreevu237 7 месяцев назад
Even before I knew how much of a POS Quinton was, he always just came off as an absolute bore.
@mrmusickhimself
@mrmusickhimself 7 месяцев назад
Simped so hard for Contrapoints and Lindsay Ellis too.
@MrHarpguitarist
@MrHarpguitarist 7 месяцев назад
I mean...I'm personally rooting for Chris to make a killer movie that proves all the doubters wrong. Do I think it will happen? There's a tiny chance, but we'll see. If it sucks and bombs, I have a feeling we'll see him revert to his old persona.
@crimsonpotemkin
@crimsonpotemkin 7 месяцев назад
Isn't this just troll's remorse? He used to bash movies before, made a channel and a career out of it, but now he's become enlightened, he has evolved as a critic...coincidentally he's also trying to make it in the industry and it'd be really bad if him bashing movies closed some doors.
@jeremyusreevu237
@jeremyusreevu237 7 месяцев назад
Agreed. ShortFatOtaku actually made a really good video about troll's remorse.
@MundaneThingsBackwards
@MundaneThingsBackwards 7 месяцев назад
The funny thing is that he's STILL closing doors, just unintentionally like a fool. Studio interference is solely responsible for bad movies, not incompetent directors, actors and writers? ...Who exactly does he think greenlights these projects and hires these people? Assuming anyone was interested in working with him, he just insulted them as a class of incompetents whose only purpose in movie making is to fuck things up and give creatives the resources they're entitled to in order to realize their perfect artistic vision. Yikes.
@kregy7509
@kregy7509 Месяц назад
Evolved to be worse.
@SmogginMog
@SmogginMog 7 месяцев назад
Top tier thumbnail Wolf man XD
@KaiserShounen
@KaiserShounen 7 месяцев назад
Let me say this: I do not have an issue with Chris not wanting to make an outright review or rant about the movie and instead wanting explain how certain business decisions in Hollywood leads to movies being... soulless for lack of a better term. And to his credit he does say quite a few things that I can honestly agree with him on. The problem is that throughout the video, it feels more like he is placing way more blame on the producers and executives of the movie for Madam Web being bad without any solid proof that they are more responsible than the writers and directors were. Consistently bad directing is not the result of studio medaling. It can be but until we prove that, its not. Bad storytelling on this level is not the fault of studio mandates. Spiderman 3 was a great movie despite the medaling bs Raimi went through. But not this movie. At the end of the day, Chris needs to understand that if he wants to "Elevate" the topic of film making and speak on the positives or whatever, he needs to pick his battles properly and understand that its not bad or unproductive to say that Tommy Wiseau would make a better movie than this. He is effectively infantilizing the writers and directors of film (albeit with his heart in the right place) for the sake of being positive. That is never a good thing especially without any evidence. Also Love you Wolf
@AbelMusa
@AbelMusa 7 месяцев назад
Meddling*
@KaiserShounen
@KaiserShounen 7 месяцев назад
thx@@AbelMusa
@jontaehall2740
@jontaehall2740 7 месяцев назад
I've seen some videos The Drinker made on horrible production experiences that caused films to end up the way they did, and that did not feel like what Chis was doing here. It honestly felt like someone who's afraid of getting the same treatment that he gave Red Letter Media from people he would probably consider his peers given he's a director himself.
@bbudimanalqodri
@bbudimanalqodri 7 месяцев назад
Nice one
@MrHarpguitarist
@MrHarpguitarist 7 месяцев назад
Couldn't have said it better myself. He may very well be correct and the studios forced the writers and director into a tough spot that was impossible to get out of. Or, the writers and director just suck. I do believe he is passionate about movies and would love to go on a major rant about why these movies suck, but...he's trying to nudge his way into Hollywood. There's only a select few people in Hollywood who can criticize the modern industry and films while holding on to their career. Chris is not one of them.
@MAegcuru
@MAegcuru 7 месяцев назад
That thumbnail is cruel man. Courage is being down a huge disservice there. There is more bravery and honesty in his tail than Chris has in his body.
@Theottselmaster
@Theottselmaster 7 месяцев назад
He retired the ONLY good part of his show??
@thecoach3577
@thecoach3577 7 месяцев назад
Yes sir. His channel used to genuinely be insightful and fun. He was insightful about stuff, and was pretty funny when bashing trash movies. He’s completely dropped it all, and just talks very vaguely about general positive details about every movie. It’s completely pointless content now, and I used to watch him all the time.
@turioftj2003
@turioftj2003 7 месяцев назад
There is a market for viewers who enjoy this type of content and it’s find. You’ll see it on the views. I don’t see this as an issue. There’s other reviewers out there. It’s getting very redundant.
@eatonknass247
@eatonknass247 7 месяцев назад
I couldnt imagine being so terrified of something in life that i let it keep me from doing my job. Id quit that job.
@HectorLopez0217
@HectorLopez0217 7 месяцев назад
Thank you Jlongbone for getting the ball rolling a true disruptor
@blank-vj1mc
@blank-vj1mc 7 месяцев назад
If anything stopped his “real film career,” it’s that abysmal Man Of Steel rewrite he posted many years back.
@trevorthornley8835
@trevorthornley8835 7 месяцев назад
Bvs*
@DaMaster012
@DaMaster012 6 месяцев назад
"Tell that to Stuckmann's artistic talent's snapped neck."
@Grigorii-j7z
@Grigorii-j7z 7 месяцев назад
I'll take Spider-Man 3, Amazing Spider-Man 1 and 2, Both Venoms marathon over single Madame Web.
@EntrEsprit
@EntrEsprit 7 месяцев назад
finally, a new, long-awaited chapter of Stuckmanverse
@BalrogUdun
@BalrogUdun 7 месяцев назад
The problem with the limitless creator that Stuckman has made up in his head, is that limitations and constraints are the things that drive people to be creative.
@James_Bee
@James_Bee 7 месяцев назад
Indeed. Look at the back of the man he built his channel on; George Lucas.
@jackwalters3928
@jackwalters3928 6 месяцев назад
This is so obvious to see through. Dude makes a career as a critic and the moment he gets the chance to dance with the big boys, he does a 180 and all of a sudden he doesn't want to "bash" movies. And this wasn't even over some small independent film. It was a movie from a massive studio that cost tens of millions of dollars. So it's not like he refuses to go after the little guys, it's that he's defending the biggest fish in the sea. He's a shill basically. He ruined his reputation as a critic over THAT. And by the way, if his career as a movie maker doesn't take off, he can never go back to being a critic on youtube again. That train has left the station for good.
@raptorprimal1077
@raptorprimal1077 7 месяцев назад
An example of a critic i really like is Ralphthemoviemaker because he directly will shit on a film and sometimes puts in skits and jokes to make it more entertaining to watch
@Gunnberg85
@Gunnberg85 7 месяцев назад
Part of me wants to believe that Chris has zero energy because he has twin sons. I could never fault him for that. But I can fault him for playing cover for bad films because he himself doesn't want to be criticized. If he's merely trying to prostrate in front of Hollywood in the hopes of fostering a career to provide for his family, I can't fault him for the overall goal, but I'd like to think there's a more noble way of going about it.
@zacspivey1185
@zacspivey1185 7 месяцев назад
An example of producers saving a film would be the producers of the warriors stopping Walter hill from putting comic book chapters in the film for budgetary and release reasons.
@daffy_schmuck5828
@daffy_schmuck5828 6 месяцев назад
I met him on set of his film Shelby Oaks they shot it in Ohio I told him how much of a fan I was and was extremely cold and blew me off with a simple “ oh cool thanks a lot”
@Jtriggers
@Jtriggers 7 месяцев назад
If my memory is correct, with Dragon Ball Z the creator was asked to make more powerful antagonists than android 19 and Doctor Gero. Then with androids 17 and 18 were looked at as the delinquents so they asked to make a penultimate villain and that’s how we ended up with one of the best villains Cell. So sometimes studio interference can lead to great things and sometimes it can’t.
@jontaehall2740
@jontaehall2740 7 месяцев назад
Exactly, not every idea a creator has is a good one. They need someone to tell them when something isn't a good idea. Every good creator has someone like this.
@janehrahan5116
@janehrahan5116 7 месяцев назад
To be entirely fair hes been trying to quit that since the start of z. The problems are likely intentional since he's kept there by japanese contract hell.
@llamasarus1
@llamasarus1 6 месяцев назад
I usually find Critical Drinker annoying to listen to. He's far better when speaking off the cuff like a regular person than in his drunken persona.
@michaelbeaule1966
@michaelbeaule1966 7 месяцев назад
I'm fine with him not wanting to bash movies. Simply review films you feel positive about and leave it at that. Making it a point to repeatedly say I won't say bad things about films comes off as sanctimonious.
@juansolis4796
@juansolis4796 7 месяцев назад
Not only a coward, he is a liar, Watch his "rings of power " review.
@MrDingDongPong
@MrDingDongPong 4 месяца назад
Yooooooooo!! 5:01 Man said "you don't have a neck" lmaoooo😂😂😂
@damonmcfarland9364
@damonmcfarland9364 6 месяцев назад
to me, it sounds like chris said....if he got a bad meal with bad service, he would blame the owners of the restaurant/restaurant chain because they stuck their nose into the running of the business, and NOT the bad food and service because they weren't given a chance to do well.
@filmfacet8076
@filmfacet8076 5 месяцев назад
He brings up his movie in every video he makes.
@alanblack5398
@alanblack5398 7 месяцев назад
Did anyone see when he and his wife came out as Pansexual. It was in his “Leaving jehovah witness” or something video
@Masa8204
@Masa8204 7 месяцев назад
Ironic, he leaves one cult that caused him much harm, to join another cult that has caused harm as well. Make it make sense.
@reginaldcampos5762
@reginaldcampos5762 7 месяцев назад
I thought he used to be mormon?
@GingerZombie29
@GingerZombie29 7 месяцев назад
He fucks pots and pans?
@BillySotherden
@BillySotherden 5 месяцев назад
Now he's fatsexual.
@nethstar
@nethstar 7 месяцев назад
I guess the irony here is: Chris doesn't want to be negative or bash anyone in the filmmaking process... Unless it's a bad film and he wants to be negative and bash studios instead. Ok bruh.
@Joe_Hackett
@Joe_Hackett 4 месяца назад
Just here to say stuckman is a hack. Him, jeremy johns, and the like... they don't really know anything about writing or what goes into filmmaking. With the rise of the internet, some people learned how to _sound_ like critics enough to fool the mouth breathers who flock towards those kinds of channels.
@pastichiorocker
@pastichiorocker 4 месяца назад
You are aware that he wrote and directed a movie? The guy is a douchebag but so are you.
@memento_mori-v2m
@memento_mori-v2m 10 дней назад
This is absolutely false ... I don't like these RU-vidrs but from the few videos that I watched they provided all the information needed about the picture without any spoilers....
@stopthephilosophicalzombie9017
@stopthephilosophicalzombie9017 6 месяцев назад
I'm I the only one who thought Stuckman was a hack the whole fucking time?
@kalaharimine
@kalaharimine 6 месяцев назад
His review of The Last Jedi was the breaking point for me.
@cursedreality8615
@cursedreality8615 6 месяцев назад
Correct me if I’m wrong but didn’t he say something about the canto Vite stuff and brushed it off as “I skipped it over then it made the film more enjoyable” without saying it’s bad
@JR-kx3jr
@JR-kx3jr 6 месяцев назад
Shelby Oaks will probably end up being dumped on Shudder. Chris apparently submitted it to multiple film festivals, and it got rejected each time.
@sadaomao7425
@sadaomao7425 7 месяцев назад
common if only Wolfy would rip a new arse hole for Stuckmenetor.
@Nightstalker314
@Nightstalker314 7 месяцев назад
He wants to rub shoulders with Hollywood at some point. Don't want to be antagonistic towards them at any point before. Out of all the early reviewers from the 2010s only Jeremy Jahns really kept up and improved his quality.
@TheWRYYYYYYY
@TheWRYYYYYYY 7 месяцев назад
58:20 I can only *dream* of getting called a prick by Rich Evans. Chris has it so good
@makeapathpresents
@makeapathpresents 7 месяцев назад
I unsubscribed after that video. It came off as absolutely dishonest and warped logic. Wish him luck, but there's no reason to watch anymore with diluted opinions.
@sognurT
@sognurT 7 месяцев назад
"The things i do for filmmaking"
@circusandbread
@circusandbread 7 месяцев назад
Bookshelves full of NOT BOOKS is the first warning sign. Movieshelves full of NOT MOVIES is the second warning because there’s no room for second place.
@brightfalls6788
@brightfalls6788 7 месяцев назад
I like the “and even that sucked” before we’ve even seen Stuckmans inevitably garbage movie. Let’s just be honest and cut to the obvious here 😂. The best thing Chris could’ve done before his humiliating film debut, is lay low and keep his channel running as normal to minimize the damage. Oops.
@cmd31220
@cmd31220 7 месяцев назад
Even though we knew he was a spineless coward who sold his soul and integrity to get in with Hollywood for years now, it's nice to have it finally out in the open
@Steel_Wrath
@Steel_Wrath 7 месяцев назад
I need Chris to do the Studdering John podcast and talk film with him. I want Chris's opinion on One Too Many.
@Shockguey
@Shockguey 7 месяцев назад
He got his electricity back?
@Steel_Wrath
@Steel_Wrath 7 месяцев назад
@@Shockguey John lost power? probably a faulty google chrome.
@adamroche1409
@adamroche1409 7 месяцев назад
It Was A Barbecue Restaurant
@bobulationnation
@bobulationnation 7 месяцев назад
Stuckmann also said he can't say anything bad in his reviews anymore
@lucenado
@lucenado 7 месяцев назад
He's just preparing the world to the crap hes going to release. And dont want people to be mean to him.
@justlivin2499
@justlivin2499 7 месяцев назад
Even his own comments are call him out on his bs
@dimitrishow_D
@dimitrishow_D 7 месяцев назад
He always talks like he is about to cry
@USALibertarian
@USALibertarian 4 месяца назад
He is saying he is useless as a movie reviewer. And why does he think it is smarter to insult the studio?
@PoopaChallupa
@PoopaChallupa 6 месяцев назад
Not sure if you have addressed the elephant in the room, but I believe his wife has a lot to do with why he changed. She went woke and pressured him to do the same.
@michaelkikle3018
@michaelkikle3018 5 месяцев назад
100%. As soon as she died her hair blue, years ago, I was worried for him getting pulled into retard gravity like it always goes.
@Stuart267
@Stuart267 Месяц назад
*There was a way for him to avoid all the backlash. Could simply say "I don't like the idea of wasting my time watching mediocre films & when "critics" on places like Rotten Tomatoes give Critical Reception in the 80's & 90's but majority of the Audience scores (The ones who ACTUALLY matter) are in the negative then I will not go to see the film."* Stuckmann went the wrong way about it. Its pretty much my way of deciding to see a film myself because I am not about to waste my money going to see a film of its largely regarded as "Rotten" but the critics can't be trusted as we found with them being bought & paid for by Disney for one & even movies that aren't under the Disney umbrella get heavy praise from critics are awful because of 3 simple words DEI. I avoid anything with DEI implemented into it.
@FifeValheru
@FifeValheru 7 месяцев назад
So i assume he's deleted his 'Hilariocity' reviews...
@jeremyusreevu237
@jeremyusreevu237 7 месяцев назад
Nope! Still on his channel! In a playlist, no less! ru-vid.com/group/PLB6N1J-D-TR4SJRgtNUreuzTvZfbS6gCG
@dudimis
@dudimis 7 месяцев назад
I used to watch him. Then, he announced his venture into Hollywood. And THEN, he started dismissing certain critics as stupid rather than addressing the merit of their criticism. His She-Hulk review was when I realized he was joining the Hollywood cult. His criticism were no longer direct. He soft-peddled a lot of it. She-Hulk was getting a lot of criticism for its terrible story-telling, and he basically would mock and dismiss the critics instead of actually tackling if their criticism was valid. It was then I knew he no longer wanted to be a critic. He wanted to get "In" and was willing to throw his reputation under the bus to do so.
@cursedreality8615
@cursedreality8615 6 месяцев назад
Is Chris no longer going to criticize E.A because “it’s really hard to run a company”
@ignoremychannel697
@ignoremychannel697 7 месяцев назад
It’s also stupid bashing the studio when you want to be a film maker 😅
@chanceneck8072
@chanceneck8072 6 месяцев назад
Chris' channel became boring, when he stopped rating movies. I stopped watching him right then and there... From then on, pretty much every review of his was like "if you wanna see this movie, you should go watch it. Or don't ..." 🤨🤷‍♂️
@RajeshJustaguy
@RajeshJustaguy 7 месяцев назад
i used to be a freelance web designer for about 8 years doing projects for many clients, big and small... And no doubt taht they are paying customers, it's very clear before taking on a project what they can and cannot ask, what they changes they can make or when they can make it... when the time comes that certain things are beyond the scope, the $ comes into the picture... and there is a compromise... Otherwise nothing can ever be finished.
@DryptosaurusDavid
@DryptosaurusDavid 7 месяцев назад
It's a damn shame that Chris is being bullied like this. Chris: Just bash the goddamn movie already. We know it's bad.
@delix787
@delix787 7 месяцев назад
Honestly, the criticism towards him is getting old at this point. 🥲
@HugoStiglitz88
@HugoStiglitz88 7 месяцев назад
This is old news. He criticized the drinker for pointing out how shit the last bond movie was and also described himself as "pansexual". All credibility had already been lost
@mrdropkicker1
@mrdropkicker1 7 месяцев назад
That thumbnail is my only joy in life
@SlavicGold
@SlavicGold 7 месяцев назад
The internet folding in on itself pointlessly: This video reviewing a pointless video about another video that was all just misunderstanding a harmless jest.
@leedobson
@leedobson 7 месяцев назад
He slathered his pansexuality onto films too.....he accepts all
@52BLUE
@52BLUE 7 месяцев назад
…what tf has that got to do with anything about film criticism and / or directing a film?
@leedobson
@leedobson 2 месяца назад
​@@52BLUEthat his tastes are so non specific that nothing is unacceptable or distasteful to him
@MisterMister12Mister
@MisterMister12Mister 7 месяцев назад
Red letter media made him cry
@ArnoModelstate
@ArnoModelstate 7 месяцев назад
52:24 Butt, butt .... oh nevermind that airbrushing that would've been done with the tank off on a bench, rightside up and before clear coating hahaha .... what a Butt :)
@arcanearcher13
@arcanearcher13 7 месяцев назад
I always have the gripe that stuckman always talks about production stuff the viewer doesn't really care about.
@ChrisMusson-kv8ph
@ChrisMusson-kv8ph 3 месяца назад
Isn’t this the same guy who cried on camera about how he has a black friend during the BLM riots.
@FourthDrawerDown
@FourthDrawerDown 7 месяцев назад
I think CS may actually be one of those people that loses their job to AI 🤖
@joelcarrillo7448
@joelcarrillo7448 7 месяцев назад
Whatever happened to having an opinion? Stuckmann is entitled to it. If you don’t like his opinion, don’t watch his channel. Spending an hour of your time on the guy is the definition of being overzealous.
@NarcolepticEwe
@NarcolepticEwe 7 месяцев назад
You’re talking about a channel that was built on him sharing his opinion but we’re not allowed to have an opinion on what he produces? In an open dialogue centered around a film, are we not allowed to chime in?
@BiggieTrismegistus
@BiggieTrismegistus Месяц назад
What happened to having an opinion? The EGAP crew are entitled to there's and can take as much time as they want to deliver them. If you don't like their opinion, don't watch their channel. Spending time writing a comment on their video featuring an absolutely comical argument in the definition of being stupid.
@joelcarrillo7448
@joelcarrillo7448 Месяц назад
@@BiggieTrismegistus Did I strike a nerve? Arguing that everyone is entitled to an opinion while in the same breath telling me that I shouldn’t give mine, is blatant sophistry and the of definition of being thin skin and idiotic my friend. We’re not in Orwellian 1984. I can comment on anything I see on here per my right as a user of RU-vid. If the creators get their feelings hurt, tough… criticism is all fair game both ways. You yourself can’t handle it, you’re also free to comment on it, but there’s no way I’m not going to voice my opinion because your feelings are hurt. Feel free to voice your opinion, but I said my piece.
@teddybeer4380
@teddybeer4380 7 месяцев назад
I am now very curious to know how Stuckmann feels about Skyrim
@looinrims
@looinrims 7 месяцев назад
‘I don’t wanna bash the voice acting’
@endangeredspecies8441
@endangeredspecies8441 6 месяцев назад
Funny thing is this isn't the first time he's refused to critique a movie. This is just the time that everyone called him out on it lol
@RatedRY
@RatedRY 7 месяцев назад
I watched a video the other day about this guys life story... He's definitely not a coward, if he was he would still have a family and still be Mormon and none of us would have ever heard of him. The idea that he is a coward because he doesn't want to review a film is just laughable.
@carlosmelendez8317
@carlosmelendez8317 7 месяцев назад
I used to watch the old Stuckman videos for his reviews that felt genuine. Now I'm unsubscribed. How can you review movies but not be critical about them. If people don't learn from their flaws and accomplishments they will never get better. Its like telling a sports team who is number 1 in their field that their trophy and accolades will be given to the team in last place because "they tried and we can't blame them for being in last place".
@deepstatethrombosis
@deepstatethrombosis 5 месяцев назад
Is this guy afraid that when his movie comes out, people (critics) are going to tear it apart if he's mean and critiques others' movies?
@zardox78
@zardox78 6 месяцев назад
10:50 Well, the studio did step in and make James Cameron trim out the more preachy elements of The Abyss, where everybody's apparently okay with the fact that our new underwater overlords are gonna be keeping us on a tighter leash from now on. I'd call that an improvement. An improvement they would _never_ have made in Current Year. Maybe some people prefer the director's cut because they didn't even notice the implications and "More is better!" But the fact that a more advanced power is about to step in and remove humanity's agency under threat of genocide (while a happy hopeful score plays) really turns the movie into something more fundamentally disturbing. It tells us a little something about the mind this story came from too. Also, there was The Matrix part 1. I'm not sure what the original would've looked like without studio interference, but I'm guessing it would've been a hell of a lot more like 2 and 3... and 4.
@HonkaiMain
@HonkaiMain 7 месяцев назад
The common mentality amongst upcoming filmmakers is that producers have little to no impact on movies. This is shown in a rather hostile manner mostly.
@festo512
@festo512 7 месяцев назад
Tell that to Tim burton or Kevin smith
@mechajay3358
@mechajay3358 6 месяцев назад
It's disappointing to see Chris dive deep into the depths of shilling that he chose not to be an actual film critic. Really lost any respect I had for him
@Starwarslegorob
@Starwarslegorob 7 месяцев назад
I’ve unsubscribed to so many lately! Hail The Fellowship, 199, Drinker , Mauler & Co.
@elvickRULES
@elvickRULES 7 месяцев назад
WW84 not only didn’t have the oversight it needed but the executives pointed out one of the most common early issues: the movie’s first scene happening twice. They wanted her to pick one. She didn’t. And they let her. And the movie is worse for it. Executives aren’t always wrong. Let’s take music, Heart’s career heights were the 80s. When they gave up creative control of their image and music. Even Ann and Nancy Wilson admit that they sold out, but that it was their most successful point of their careers. They’re not always right it just depends on the executive. Some understand the medium and business. Others understand only business. And those are usually the ones who don’t get what people want.
@Kevenough
@Kevenough 6 месяцев назад
I hate the Twilight movies, Divergant, that kinda swill. I could probably still give a clinical assessment without "bashing"
@brucecampbellschin8632
@brucecampbellschin8632 7 месяцев назад
Someone who i will not name *cough* Chris Stuckman *cough* definitely had their movie denied by a big studio.
@WavePotter
@WavePotter 7 месяцев назад
He doesn’t have a neck 🤣🤣
@ExAnimoPortugal
@ExAnimoPortugal 7 месяцев назад
I unsubscribed Chris Stuckmann when he made that detailed video about his sexuality and I will just leave it at that.
@chris_player2995
@chris_player2995 6 месяцев назад
what happened to him? when did he become so...robotic?
@WeekendWeakling
@WeekendWeakling 7 месяцев назад
Ever sense he came out as pansexual he seemed like a shell of himself. I'm just going to speculate that something is going on at home and it broke him.
@billylebullyhunter7366
@billylebullyhunter7366 7 месяцев назад
How did you all manage to get running back Frank Gore for this??
@AshSlasher
@AshSlasher 6 месяцев назад
19:23 Everyone trying to talk over this part just makes it even funnier.
@delgrady10
@delgrady10 7 месяцев назад
Mark kermodes review of Madame Web is perfect 👌
@Optics2024
@Optics2024 7 месяцев назад
He used to be ok a few years ago. He sold out way, waaaay before this
@BuggingonBeeroids
@BuggingonBeeroids 7 месяцев назад
Haven't watched Stuckman in a loooong time, always viewed him as a limp wristed apologist, glad to see I wasn't remembering him with turd coloured glasses. Also, his short films I've watched have sucked, this doesn't make any of his critiques null and void but it is deeply amusing that he clearly can't practice what he preaches. Hope his newest film turns out better
@freakystyley4000
@freakystyley4000 5 месяцев назад
Ironically, he's bashing producers and studios, in other words, biting the hand that could potentially feed him one day. Why would any producer invest in a writer/director with no track record who is just going to recite a RATM lyric? ("Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.")
@TheVagabond627
@TheVagabond627 5 месяцев назад
So basically you’re suggesting that all creatives should just bend the knee to studios and never fight for the film they want to make
@billjacobs521
@billjacobs521 4 месяца назад
@@TheVagabond627 No, he's suggesting you don't try to get into an industry by announcing that you're hypothetical future bosses suck. You can fight for the film you want to make AFTER you have proven you're competent at your job.
@JaketheMovieGeek
@JaketheMovieGeek 7 месяцев назад
Uhhh he built his channel on trashing George Lucas. An independent film maker. Kinda hypocritical
@michaelm5542
@michaelm5542 7 месяцев назад
Lucas = Lucasfilm. It's the studios that can get Stuckmann-fucked
@MysteriousStranger50
@MysteriousStranger50 7 месяцев назад
Well, not really since in Chris’s own words he used to do that but has supposedly turned to the light side of being nice about movies. It’s not hypocritical to change after all. I mean… he’s wrong, he absolutely isn’t the good guy reviewer he thinks he is. But in his own view that’s the case.
@josephkerrigan733
@josephkerrigan733 7 месяцев назад
​@@MysteriousStranger50 Has he ever said "I was wrong to make videos criticising the prequels, George Lucas and any and every other filmmaker for making bad films because I hadn't made films yet so I didn't know it was hard".? It seems like he owes alot of apologies if he now feels he was wrong to ever criticise anyone for anything related to the creation of a film.
@sinoxilurk4126
@sinoxilurk4126 7 месяцев назад
ppl change. not on his side but this isnt a good argument imo
@frostfang7670
@frostfang7670 7 месяцев назад
Im sure he views it as punching up rather then down
@GeraltofRivia22
@GeraltofRivia22 7 месяцев назад
I'm so sick of the idea that effort somehow makes something immune from criticism. I put a lot of effort into my morning dump, praise me now.
@magonus195
@magonus195 7 месяцев назад
Marxist labor theory of value
@Shockguey
@Shockguey 7 месяцев назад
​@@magonus195 It's incredible how far a utopian economic theory has come.
@jlev1028
@jlev1028 7 месяцев назад
Mr. Enter posted an editorial about a year ago deconstructing the defense of "They worked so hard".
@vrika4280
@vrika4280 7 месяцев назад
It depends, how diverse are you? So I can scale my praise on the inclusimeter.
@mikeydflyingtoaster
@mikeydflyingtoaster 7 месяцев назад
I was analysing your performance closely and I was sorely disappointed by the effort I saw you put into that dump
@princepython701
@princepython701 7 месяцев назад
Ever since he cried about RedLetterMedia making fun of him in one of their videos I knew he was a joke.
@Shockguey
@Shockguey 7 месяцев назад
Oh maaan, I completely missed that one.
@vrika4280
@vrika4280 7 месяцев назад
Do you remember what topic was the rlm video about?
@thattaht
@thattaht 7 месяцев назад
​@@vrika4280Ghostbusters re:view
@princepython701
@princepython701 7 месяцев назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-F-F4-wvtu9U.html&ab_channel=C.JThape @@Shockguey
@autobotstarscream765
@autobotstarscream765 7 месяцев назад
Getting roasted by RLM is #lifegoals and he cried? 😂
@witlessteam901
@witlessteam901 7 месяцев назад
Why hasn't he just left youtube? Or better yet, rebrand his channel and share his experience, and behind the scenes of directing his movies? If you want this to be your carrer, then you don't waste time on youtube making sloppy reviews.
@stephenpmurphy591
@stephenpmurphy591 7 месяцев назад
Well now, it's simple he's a terrible screenwriter & Director.
@thecoach3577
@thecoach3577 7 месяцев назад
To be fair, he did do that. But he’s gone back to “reviewing” movies, without reviewing them, likely just for the consistent income.
@witlessteam901
@witlessteam901 7 месяцев назад
@@thecoach3577 for real.
@markoliver314
@markoliver314 7 месяцев назад
He can’t leave RU-vid since all those movie review/rants he did years ago is still giving him money. Why are those videos of him criticizing movies still up is beyond me…
@koreancowboy42
@koreancowboy42 7 месяцев назад
Dumb and Dumber could hire him
@JM-hj3sm
@JM-hj3sm 7 месяцев назад
I used to do concrete work with my Dad for a few years. When my sister needed someone to make the foundation for her first house, we were too busy with other jobs to do it. Because she was on a schedule, she hired some other crew that she was recommended to do the job instead of waiting for us to be available. A couple of years after the house was finished, we found that her house began to develop structural damage due to the foundation warping over time. According to Stuckmann, because I personally know how difficult it is to pour concrete in the hot summer sun, I shouldn't negatively criticize the work that was done on my sister's house.
@Fedorevsky
@Fedorevsky 7 месяцев назад
You really shouldn't be mentioning this, think of all the hard werk those other werkers did on that foundation!!! They put in hard werk!!!
@hilotakenaka
@hilotakenaka 7 месяцев назад
If Chris is this awful at expressing his own thoughts and opinions, then what good would he be as a director?
@notfriendlystudios1643
@notfriendlystudios1643 7 месяцев назад
It hurts cause he really used to be great but now he's just gone the Kevin Smith route of sellin his soul to the studios he criticized
@denkerbosu3551
@denkerbosu3551 7 месяцев назад
I mean, just because you're bad at one it means you're bad with the other. Dude clearly has issues, your logic didn't track.
@greatestscott6599
@greatestscott6599 7 месяцев назад
"How was that take?" "... I don't want to bash it..."
@hilotakenaka
@hilotakenaka 7 месяцев назад
@@denkerbosu3551 The main thing about being a director is being able to convey your thoughts and feelings on things in order to shape stuff to your vision. If he can't convey his thoughts properly in a movie review then he's very unlikely going to be able to do so with other people
@zachsutton6195
@zachsutton6195 7 месяцев назад
​@@greatestscott6599"you should get an Oscar nomination and hopefully i will walk away with one as well "
@Turd_Rocket
@Turd_Rocket 7 месяцев назад
Does Chris Stuckmann not understand that producers and executives are also filmmakers? So are the costume designers, the stuntmen, the consultants, location scouts, personal assistants, set dressers. He uses the term "filmmaker" as if the writer and director are the only people who make a film. It's puerile.
@italianspiderman5012
@italianspiderman5012 7 месяцев назад
He does refer to himself as “a filmmaker”, also “filmmaker experience” on and on, he definitely thinks that he, he alone is the filmmaker, because he cares about filmmaking so much like no one else in the whole world, promise.
@Turd_Rocket
@Turd_Rocket 7 месяцев назад
@@italianspiderman5012 I know almost nothing about this man, but what I've learned about him paints the picture of a moron.
@Turd_Rocket
@Turd_Rocket 7 месяцев назад
@@italianspiderman5012 I know almost nothing about the man, but from what I've learned he seems like a moron.
@DaMaster012
@DaMaster012 6 месяцев назад
That's EXACTLY what it is. Stuckmann prescribes to the French delusion of film theory; he thinks that it is only the writer/director who is the _auteur_ (said as pretentiously as one possibly can), and every single other person involved in the project serves no purpose but to facilitate the _h'AuTeUr'S_ vision. The truth, as director Alan Parker put it, is that movies are a collaborative experience, every single person brings a bit of themselves to the project. A director can, say, direct a performance, but is never going to get a better performance than one the actor was already capable of delivering; all the director is doing is conducting them. Chris Stuckmann, if he had a spine, would have been the kind of kid who would want the whole playground to play pretend with him, then get mad when they didn't play pretend exactly his way... but he was too weak to direct a playground, so he just played by himself. And he's carried that puerile mentality for decades, and now projects it onto the adult pretend playtime of movies.
@nickm8874
@nickm8874 5 месяцев назад
He’s cretinous
@Tatian4191
@Tatian4191 7 месяцев назад
What frustrates me about the whole, “I’m being positive you guys” thing is that you don’t have to be positive about the movies that suck. Apologizing for bad films is not being positive. If you want to be positive, highlight good movies.
@jeremyusreevu237
@jeremyusreevu237 7 месяцев назад
💯
@denkerbosu3551
@denkerbosu3551 7 месяцев назад
Those are on a limited supply + he doesn't get to virtue signal about the poor artsy fartsy types that got money from those eeeeevil producers.
@xLeeroycranex
@xLeeroycranex 7 месяцев назад
Lol ikr. Is this the "toxic positivity" these guys are always talking about? If you want actual criticism without being cynically assholeish like Drinker or Mauler (which, that's their thing and shouldn't change)....you can be like the Closer Look and offer constructive criticism. Otherwise, you're sticking your head in the sand
@Tatian4191
@Tatian4191 7 месяцев назад
@@xLeeroycranex And it’s just not constructive. Potentially good creators could be being held back by false, ideologically motivated praise. Look at the One Piece Studio. They made Cowboy Bebop, got roasted, and came back better. Same thing happened to the Sonic movie.
@rigrmortis3393
@rigrmortis3393 7 месяцев назад
@@Tatian4191You can add Alita: Battle Angel to that list as well. They were criticized for how her eyes looked in early stills iirc but instead of crying "SEXISM!" they fixed it and most were happy with the change.
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