I cant believe Bert personally knows someone with Tit cancer. Now he is going to think about dying. This is such a tragic thing to happen to him. Actually pretty selfish of Christina to do this to him. Maybe it'll make his next hour though, spin tragedy into positivity.
Cancer has picked a fight with the wrong sloppers. Its touching the camera through the fence and not following proto. You just ruined your life bud, you're fired.
From a radiographer, please keep being funny about your tit cancer. Most of us enjoy joking about it with you, and also have your humor. Hate from the hospital
I just found out last Tuesday that after a 4 year brutal battle with Cancer that I am now 100% Cancer FREE !!! Guys start getting a PSA Test every year starting at age 40. Early detection is key. I found out a the last possible minute but still won the battle !!! 🎉❤
Congratulations! My old doctor wouldn't give me a PSA when I started having problems. It was already 'aggressive' when I did get tested. Don't take that shit from doctors. But now, mine's been undetectable for 2 years and as of 3 weeks ago, I only have to get tested every 6 months instead of every 3. I didn't even know that was a thing but I'll take it. Take good care of yourself and enjoy your life. You may notice things taste a little sweeter now!
Can i just say i love their relationship so much. The way she felt comfortable looking directly into Tim's eyes while she broke the news speaks volumes. Love these two so much.
My mom had breast cancer in 1986. She had colon cancer in 2000 and multiple myeloma in 2017. She had 10% of her kidney removed last November with renal cell carcinoma. Last week she went to the beach on vacation with her sister, she’s almost 80!! She’s a miracle and you can definitely win this too!
My wife is in her early 40s and starting chemo in 2 weeks for breast cancer. This is her 2nd time through breast cancer. Wish anyone going through cancer the best. It's hard. God bless.
Halsey released 2 new songs about her battle with cancer your wife might like, they're called The End and Lucky. Good luck to you guys, cancer sucks 💛💛💛
My brother's wife had it in one. It was detected early enough they could cut it out. And apparently they can use your fat cells to fill it back in when possible. So Christina could size up if she wants, sorry had a Bert moment.
**Verse 1** Packed my bags for Italy, summer sun so fine, Had a mammogram before I left, just to ease my mind. Thought I'd sip that Tuscan wine, under the clear blue sky, But then my phone rang in the night, turned my world awry. **Chorus** They called me up while I was in Rome, Said, "Girl, you got cancer, better head on home." Cut my vacation short, with tears in my eyes, Big tits farting with worry, as I said my goodbyes. **Verse 2** Walked through ancient streets, but my heart felt so alone, Dreams of healing in the air, far away from home. Every sunset on the shore, brought a tear to my eye, Thinking 'bout the fight ahead, and the reasons why. **Chorus** They called me up while I was in Rome, Said, "Girl, you got cancer, better head on home." Cut my vacation short, with tears in my eyes, Big tits farting with worry, as I said my goodbyes. **Bridge** Back in the States, facing the storm, Friends and family keeping me warm. Gonna fight this battle, with all my might, Big tits farting through the darkest night. **Chorus** They called me up while I was in Rome, Said, "Girl, you got cancer, better head on home." Cut my vacation short, with tears in my eyes, Big tits farting with worry, as I said my goodbyes. **Outro** One day I'll return, to that Italian sun, With my battle scars, and the war we've won. Scars left after a reduction, down to a C-cup size, Big tits farting into the Italian skies.
Hey! My name is Chelsea Jones, and I’m in fact the same one in the 2nd prison TikTok video 😂 I’m flattered, thank you guys for your positive comments. I figured I’d inform you that in the prison system you’re actually able to purchase make up… crazy right? It’s usually the county jails where girls have to improvise. I’ve seen it all! Toothpaste and pencil lead for mascara. Ground up instant coffee grounds for their foundation etc. There’s so much more. Anyway, I was sent this and thought it was awesome. God bless. 💙
The way my heart sunk into my ass when I read the title but then returned when I realized it’s Tim and Christine and they’re probably fuckin around but then sunk again when they got all serious to talk about it
My wife is triple negative and had stage 3 breast cancer and she kicked its ass. Its unbelievably brutal to see your wife go through, tomorrow is our 32nd year anniversary ❤️ I am blessed to have her with me to continue our lives together. Her cancer team was absolutely awesome from start to finish, they didn't bullshit anything which I think made her fight from day one because he told her you might die and was straight forward and he fought just as hard as her. We send nothing but love and prayers to help you fight 🙏
I beat my thyroid cancer. I remember being in the hospital/recovering at home listening to this very exact podcast. YMH and it's fans is one of the purest ways to cure sadness and negativity. Sending good karma vibes to ya Miss Christina P!
Chatgpt write me 100 platitudes or slogans for someone who is sick, So Christina can beat off cancer like she’s on Meth and her brother is watching. 1. "Wishing you a speedy recovery!" 2. "Get well soon!" 3. "Take it one day at a time." 4. "Sending healing vibes your way." 5. "May you feel better every day." 6. "Rest and recover!" 7. "Sending you strength and love." 8. "Hope you're back on your feet soon." 9. "Thinking of you during this time." 10. "Stay positive and get well soon!" 11. "You're in our thoughts and prayers." 12. "Wishing you a quick return to health." 13. "Here's to a swift recovery!" 14. "Get well, stay strong!" 15. "Hope each day brings you closer to full recovery." 16. "Take care of yourself." 17. "Sending warm wishes for your health." 18. "Hope you're feeling better every day." 19. "May your recovery be smooth and quick." 20. "We're rooting for your recovery!" 21. "Sending positive thoughts your way." 22. "May your strength grow each day." 23. "Rest up and feel better soon." 24. "Take this time to rest and heal." 25. "Looking forward to seeing you well again." 26. "Get well and stay well!" 27. "Sending sunshine and good health your way." 28. "Hope you bounce back quickly!" 29. "Take good care of yourself." 30. "Wishing you a restful recovery." 31. "Feel better soon; we miss you!" 32. "Sending love and light your way." 33. "You're stronger than you think." 34. "Hope you're back to your old self soon." 35. "Sending you all the good vibes." 36. "Wishing you comfort and peace during your recovery." 37. "Thinking of you and wishing you well." 38. "May each new day bring you closer to health." 39. "Stay strong, better days are ahead." 40. "Take it easy and get well soon." 41. "Sending you a little sunshine to brighten your day." 42. "Hope your recovery is fast and smooth." 43. "We believe in your strength to overcome this." 44. "Wishing you lots of rest and recovery." 45. "Feel better soon; brighter days are ahead." 46. "Sending warm hugs and best wishes." 47. "May you find strength in each new day." 48. "We're all pulling for you!" 49. "Hope you're on the mend soon." 50. "Sending you healing energy." 51. "Rest, relax, and recover!" 52. "Here's to a quick and easy recovery." 53. "Wishing you good health and happiness." 54. "Hope you feel better with each new day." 55. "Sending you lots of love and get-well wishes." 56. "May you be back to full health soon." 57. "Take this time to rest and recharge." 58. "Wishing you a restful and speedy recovery." 59. "Hope you're feeling better already!" 60. "Sending you positive thoughts for a quick recovery." 61. "May your health improve day by day." 62. "Hope you're feeling better little by little." 63. "Thinking of you and hoping for the best." 64. "Wishing you a strong and steady recovery." 65. "Take all the time you need to get better." 66. "Hope each day brings you more strength." 67. "Sending warm wishes for a speedy recovery." 68. "May your recovery be swift and smooth." 69. "Thinking of you and sending healing thoughts." 70. "Hope you get well soon; we miss you!" 71. "Wishing you peace and comfort during this time." 72. "May you recover quickly and fully." 73. "Sending you strength and good wishes." 74. "Hope you're back to feeling great soon." 75. "Wishing you health and happiness always." 76. "Take care and get well soon!" 77. "Sending you love and best wishes for recovery." 78. "Hope you're feeling better day by day." 79. "Wishing you a fast and full recovery." 80. "May you find comfort and healing." 81. "Thinking of you and wishing you well." 82. "Hope your recovery is quick and smooth." 83. "Sending you warm thoughts and healing vibes." 84. "Wishing you a speedy and complete recovery." 85. "May each day bring you closer to wellness." 86. "Hope you're back to your usual self soon." 87. "Sending you love, light, and healing." 88. "Wishing you strength and speedy healing." 89. "May you recover quickly and fully." 90. "Take it easy and get well soon!" 91. "Sending you positive energy for recovery." 92. "Hope you're feeling stronger every day." 93. "Wishing you a restful and rejuvenating recovery." 94. "May your recovery be smooth and swift." 95. "Hope you're back on your feet in no time." 96. "Sending you lots of love and get-well wishes." 97. "Wishing you a full and speedy recovery." 98. "May each day bring you closer to feeling better." 99. "Hope you're feeling better already!" 100. "Wishing you peace, comfort, and healing."
As a fellow jeans that got stage 1 tit cancer at 31, you will be okay! It's gonna suckkkkk but it's going to be okay. I love you, mommy. Hang in there and keep them high and tight. ❤
I'm a Tit-C survivor that did not go the pink ribbon route. It's not my identity. There is a whole ego that gets created around this on social media, it's beyond cringe and sad. I'm glad Christina gets it.
That fact that she felt the most comfortable speaking about TIT cancer while staring into Tom’s eyes tells you everything about their relationship ❤❤❤❤
I don’t know if it happened to anyone else but at 43:32 it literally went into a RU-vid ad after Tom said that and it was like a 7 second, non skip ad. As soon as the ad was over, Tom was like, and now we’re back. 😂 I know ppl can put mid roll ads on their RU-vid videos but that was crazy as hell.
Christina just made me cry... Then immediately made me bust out laughing with the thumbs-up/pink ribbon bit. That's why she is one of my favorite comedians.
The “wouldn’t that be nice” about he nipples being repositioned had me howling. 😂😂 hey you have cancer but don’t you want a perky set on ya?! That absolutely killed me
You got this Mama. Live Laugh Love. You are made of magic. Broken crayons still color. Stars can't shine without darkness. She believed so she could. Storms make trees take deeper roots. Beautiful girl you can do amazing things.
the look on toms face when she says she has breast cancer and talking about it really shows you alot about these too. Wishing nothing but the best my mom is turning 80 this years had it twice we rooting!
@@Don-OLDandJDareWEIRD Really, you should just be ignored but I just don't understand why your here? Whose life is this empty that they waste their time to watch a podcast (adding to the view count) of a podcast they don't like and take even more time to comment? I hope the rest of the summer gets better for you and you make a friend. I also just noticed that you have 100+ comments on this channel, so really I feel happy now. BC that's the saddest/ funniest shit ever. We both know friends are nowhere near your future bud.
@@BRLambert4... is this your first time seeing the comments on anything YMH related? the OBVIOUS sarcasm is how we cope... do you think Garth Brooks actually has hidden bodies? [he does].. even if Tim and Tina didn't have the wealth that their fucking weird and oddly comforting community they have created for them, we'd go fund the fuck out of them sloppers. keep em high and tight chomo.
Kristen will piss on cancer and beat it, like a hot black guy who went straight from jail to RPC’s apartment. Stage 1 is survivable. Unfortunately Tim won’t be able to upgrade to Lauren Compton just yet.
I'm gonna make this as quick as I can bc this shit is serious enough. Tom and Christina being able to lock eyes while she was speaking... these jeans are the highest and tightest that it can get, my friends.
I was diagnosed with stage 3 triple negatively breast cancer 5 years ago and am now cancer free. I think a positive frame of mind really helps and Christina is so tough mentally she will get thru this like a champion ❤
Maybe the Dr. is working out a deal with the cosmetic surgeon where they get a little piece of the action. “Ever since we point out gorilla tits our patients that opt for implants are up 38%!”
Christina, get those floppy sloppers taken care of. You 2 knuckleheads have become an important part of my life and I wish you nothing but the best in your recovery. Can't wait to see Timmy in Ottawa, Canada later this summer.
@secularbelt So be happy for them! Not to mention, knock on wood, there are many many people of wealth that have still died from the big C regardless of their level of means.
Literally Aug 25 my wife just had a double mastectomy. She is recovering very well and I hope nothing more for Christina. Hey hit me up if ya wanna talk. lol. Everything will be good the medicine today is amazing. Good luck Guys T’s and P’s
I traveled to a trashy casino just to take my wife to Christina P's set because that was the closest spot she was touring to. Despite the crowd being full of drunken gambling losers who didn't shut up the entire time, Jeans kept her shit high and tight working out new material. We laughed super hard and it made the pain of immersing ourselves in the fatpoors an absolute bargain. Here's hoping y'all have a great 2024 and beyond. Hate from WV.
The problem is that I have the exact same story at casinos from one year ago, two years ago, and three years ago. She’s always “working on new material”. AKA reading the same old half tired ideas out of the same old book. They both lost their funny YEARS ago. FGTRTD
Did the same for Tom 3 weeks ago haha. Thankfully it was worth it. But I parked under a parking light not thinking and left our windows down a little bit. When we came back our car was covered with Dodson flies and about 20 got into the car as well haha
My best friend aunt has breast cancer. She beat it once after having both of them removed, but it still came back. She is currently fighting off the second round of it. Y’all are not alone.
However Treatable it is, Cancer treatments are no joke. I lost one of my giant hairy balls to testicular cancer during the lockdowns. I had 20- 8hr rounds of chemo and had to have 29 lymphnodes removed near my spine (on the inside...Had to remove my intestines to get to the tumors). Fuck Cancer every day and twice on Sunday!!! Best of luck to you Push! I'm pulling for you!
An older cousin of mine (my dad's first cousin) announced on FB that she had BC and everyone was sending those inspirational messages until her oldest cousin, who I think was 77 years old at the time, commented "before and after photos or it didn't happen"
On today's episode of things that never happened: "pics or it didn't happen" really? a 77 year old was using 4chan memes to post on FB... lie better next time bro.
I have a feeling that Christina wanting breast cancer to not become her identity will result in some of the best material she's ever come up with. Love you Jeans.
Christina I went thru the same thing at 34. You will survive tit cancer, I’m glad they caught it early. Thank you for talking about it even tho you don’t want to. When I was sick I felt other and my summer was ruined too. Don’t do pink ribbons- do goth or whatever you’re feeling. Your mommies are united with you even if you won’t have gorilla tits anymore!
My mother is 2x breast cancer survivor mastectomy plus rebuilds and everything. This was back in the early 90's and 2000's, aggressive would be an understatement. You will get through this no problem, the science has come a long way since then.
My mom had tit cancer in the early 2000s. I consider myself lucky to have been so young at the time. Stage 3, double mastectomy, experimental treatment, the whole deal. She got tits made out of her stomach and they even tattooed nipples on for her. It sounds like some crazy Frankenstein shit every time I talk about it but I swear it’s a miracle.
Christina, my mother found out about the same thing 20 years ago. It was removed with a piece of her tit, then some radiotherapy, everything was ok and she’s still here.
When Kristianna and Tim make each other laugh it's good. Her smile is a hue that's warm. Chrisandra, I praying for you which means it. Tony too. “The Lord bless you and keep you, the Lord make his face to shine upon you and be gracious to you, the Lord lift up his face upon you and give you peace.”
It’s wholesome to hear that Tom donated to Children’s hospital. They’ve done so much for my son that I will be forever grateful for. It is truly an amazing place! Thank you, Tommy Bunz! ❤️
Christina I just finished my last round of chemotherapy on my 2nd time getting breast cancer. First time was my right, this time was my left. I hope that you and your milky dunkers come out of this healthier than ever. Fuck tit cancer.
you've got this, momma! Cancer doesn't stand a chance against your awesome spirit. You're gonna kick its butt so hard, it'll be running for the hills! Stay strong, keep that beautiful smile shining, and remember, you're a total warrior. We’re all here cheering you on every step of the way!
Christina , I felt you how you felt being hit with cancer I had stage one cancer and had a full hysterectomy on June 14. 2024 it was the most treatable cancer but let me tell you it fucked with me I got so depressed and wanted to see my two beautiful granddaughters grow. So now I’m cancer free but my emotions are messing with me. Now I’m see a therapist ❤ and I want to write a children’s book about my two favorite people in the world. I love you girl I admire everything about you especially that you’re a wonderful person,woman, wife and MOTHER. ❤🎉you rock . Happy you’re doing great.
Christina my dad had hairy cell leukemia and took awhile but he got it in remission and he literally never talks about it and doesn’t act like a survivor, he has been to events for survivors but he hates it and feels uncomfortable in the situation so you are not alone and you don’t have to do anything or act any way, it’s all up to you.
All jokes aside Tom would be devastated if he lost Christina... I remember the day they told us my husband had cancer, took 2 months to find out it was stage 4... its been 5 years in November since he passed. The hardest part is when you have little kids. sending only positive vibes, get better Christina!
Father, please bring your healing hands upon Christina. This woman speaks to my heart in her traumas with her mother. She touches my soul with her laughter, which helps me cope with traumas 😂 please father, I do not want my dear friend, mother of two outrageous creatures, and wife be taken away from her family. Her family NEEDS her father!!! Please, please, lay your healing hands on Christinas tit cancer ❤️😂In Jesus Christ most holy and precious name I pray this. Amen ❤️🙏❤️🙏
I have a mom a old school Hispanic mom that over came the big C. She hated all the pink ribbon shit. I got her a shirt and she said who is this for?😂 I shaved half my head and said why did you cut your beautiful hair😂 every one is different and that's OK Christina do you girl. However I will be having my catholic mother pray 17 rosaries for you because she swears that shit helps. ❤❤❤😂
@@tylersypherd5461the real joke is the poors who go bankrupt trying to fight the same cancer. Isn't that hilarious? Isn't it funny that there are poor people? Hahaha imagine being that much of a loser!
