chronically online boy explains "Alpha Male" lore 

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dude I'm not even a woman anymore but that notification scared the shit out of me

My crush’s dad randomly out of the blue started talking about how he was an alpha male and had alpha energy. I gotta save that boy 😭

my pitbull actually bakes me a five star meal everyday

I'm not Knud Rasmussen but I am Scandinavian so I'm p confident when I tell you this, "Knud" is pronounced more like "nude" but the K isn't silent so it's *"k'nude"*

erm... what the sigma? is that a daniel profeta video? i literally just woke up and this is what i see. thank you.

The title sounds so wrong out of context Edit: he changed the title

That sultan grandpa looks like he has been divorced at least 3 times and is terrified of women, then turned to alpha male culture to hide his insecurities XD

This made me laugh, the “interviews” were very funny. I had no idea there was so much brainwashing to teen boys and men on the internet about what women want.

erm... what the scallop? ahem i mean sigma anyway been watching since the james somerton video and your humor is right up my alley keep being true to your wizard self we are legion

listening to a raycon sponsorship through my raycon headphones

Love how you're both a talented musician AND make sick video essay style vids w/the perfect amount of silly humor and existential dread.

You're friggin awesome. I laughed so much during this. The hot sexy sex tip is the realist most accurate thing I have ever heard.

Dude that fucking title! (He changed it. It used to be titled “Women are ruining the world.” He was referring to the beliefs of alpha males, but he doesn’t hold those beliefs, as he shouldn’t hold such beliefs.)

❤❤❤ I am so happy to see this generation actually have respect. The Cody ko video was great! Super proud of you. Keep countering the bs.

I haven’t watched you in a while, you are still just the cutest thing ever, love the long hair.

30:37 ELLIOTT SMITH CSH FAN SPOTTED

Good video as always! I once saw an article about a popular tradwife influencer talking about how miserable she is in this life style to the point where shes in tradwife support group chats with other women venting about how much their life sucks- I think including tradwives in the alpha male video was a good choice because they really do come from the same conservative line of thinking

You see this is why I don’t have instagram and don’t plan on ever getting it

I simply am who I am. Now I sound like Popeye, the sailor man 😂

awesome video by daniel profeta.

One time I was on a date with an ex and he got pissed at me and stopped talking to me for 2 days cause I payed for our dinner.

As a furry, we do not claim alpha males

What the sigma? Like seriously, what the actual sigma? I'm rather cautelous when it comes to talking about animals, but one thing even I will declare 100% certainty of is that (assuming you're a responsible owner) you bring water to your dog, not viceversa

DANIEL I'M SO SO SO SORRY I AM LATE-

9:14 BOJACK HORSEMAN REFRANCE?!?!!??!??????????

wake up there's a new Daniel profeta video

ur honestly so pretty i think im mesmerized dude

Instagram should ban all of this content if they don't block it to kids.

Not a fan of “Alpha Males.” Heck,I am not even a fan of “Alpha Bits” anymore 😂

"What the sigma?" As requested

Bro the title is so 😂

Now you’re just messing with us with the title changes😂😂

man. this is omegaverse in real life.

❤❤❤ Great channel!

6:04 brother what

I just started the video.. this is crazy wtf.😂 I didn't know it was this bad, Jesus..😀❤️, glad my brothers don't watch this crap.

daniel: real men always have long hair. me: guys im a gigachad alpha male super giga masculine guy i guess oh wait you have to hide it for it to count? i stopped doing that as much so i guess i lose some points. also nail polish is for girls? i guess im not very masculine anymore oh wait i can do one push up never mind im back to hyper giga super alpha male now. oh real men are supposed to never like girls huh? okay i mean i haven't in a while so i guess i am more on the alpha side then. ah i hate guns so i guess i drop back down. oh i dont do drugs and am always kinda depressed. guess im back to being a super hyper mega giga man now. oh but i dont snort pepper. ill go do it right now. rad chad with sad thoughts i cant and dont want to drink alcohol, but lemon juice is better anyway so thats good for me. nooooooo i cry to csh so im back down to weak submissive and breedible ol' me again. which is good

Why is raycon sponsoring every video recently? No matter where I go.

Between social media and impending AI maliciousness, forget about alpha, beta, men, women. In a few generations, humans may be the omega race. A race to the bottom.

My math skills aren’t what they used to be , but that older dude had 242,752 likes. Sad, he has such bad advice and others agree with him

More title like these LOL

Hello again Daniel

Great video, sexism bad

I know a guy with a WoW charecter thats 7ft tall and has 1 million gold its really hot ❤

"The avarage male body count is around 5" mans just telling on himself 😂 there's nothing wrong with having a low body count but it seems really embarrassing for someone who holds so much value in sex to have a body count in the single digits

Erm what the signa

13:37 😂😂😂😂😂

what the sigma..!?

First video I've seen of this dude and damn he's beautiful.

First

alpha male culture is so weird, in Spain teenagers are doing pushups in the middle of the street in the name of an influencer (and he even has events were they do pushups while he talks lol)

ive noticed it soo much with boys in my school. straight up theyre all so mean to girls in school and then post tiktoks about how sad they are women that dont like them ??? like. if ur actively bullying girls they arent going for you AND THE WORST PART IS SOME OF THEM ARE. i actually hate some of my friends boyfriends because theyre all so mean to them ????

someone should introduce the concept of the omegaverse to alpha and sigma males

Thought: A man is a true leader when he is secure enough to love and care for others without trying to assert dominance, without trying to prove anything.

guys who can be feminine are HOT, like YES lets paint our nails together

Thank you for covering this, it’s worrying how teen boys (with their developing brains) begin to internalize these toxic concepts. It’s like an echo chamber of explicit misogyny and negativity..

It is scary what's out there for young people today- there's lots of great bright young people out there but there's so much pressure these days to conform to weird ideas of manhood and to shy away from showing feelings.

CONGRATS ON YOUR FIRST SPONSOR DANIEL!

I love how somehow in this video there was a mountain goats reference squeezed in lolll

The video was so funny when your Girlfriend sprayed you with the garden hose. I was laughing it was so funny. Booth of you did a great job.

Singlehandedly fixed masculinity, another triumph of a video We are Legion

11:43 I hate that cause like there is nowhere in the scriptures where God tells woman to submit to there HUSBAND like that. God stresses more about not C H E A T I N G on your wife then anything remotely like that.

Daniel more like Caniel Because he can make us enjoy life

HE WANTED TO KNOW WHAT INTERESTED WOMEN??!? SO HE ASKED WOMEN?!?!!? 😦😦😦😦🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

Remembering the morning the skit first dropped. Finger salad🤣 hope you are doing well🖖

Every housewife Ive ever met always has an aura of exhaustion and stories tinged with despair of them giving up hopes and dreams to focus on housewife stuff for a man who doesnt... Care. Or appreciate it. Including my own mum. If there is a gal out there who is truly happy as a housewife? Im glad for her! But so far in my 23 years Ive never seen it.

Waht the Sigma?

25:40 i wish i didn’t have unlimited internet access when i was 12

I hate when people blame God because of what some "Christian" woman say is their duty.

I was about to sleep, but omg new Daniel Profeta video!!!

Forgot to read to the end, sorry. What the sigma? Here are some red hearts for you ❤❤❤

never forget when my best friend first found out andrew tate existed while she was over at my house, so she called her now ex (her first SERIOUS serious relationship... or as serious as a relationship between two 15 year olds can be anyway) boyfriend to ask if he knew anything about andrew tate. "have you heard of andrew tate?" "...yea?" ".....do you agree with him??" "no ofc not, except for some of the things he says about men's mental health" it didn't process at the time what exactly that meant bc we were only focussing on the respecting women bit..... but in hindsight that response really is telling... he has a very "alpha male" dad, very insecure about his masculinity boy needs therapy, then who knows what kind of media he was consuming if he knows about andrew tate's advocating for ""mental health"" bullshit, which just made him a recipe for insecurity. oh just _how_ insecure, you ask?? >"why are you following that guy. unfollow him." >"whyd you hang out with (insert mutual guy acquaintence or friend here). you know i don't like him" >"it's not you i don't trust, it's other guys i don't trust" >LITERALLY DELETED ANY INSTAGRAM DMS SHE HAD THAT HE DIDN'T LIKE..... (she gave him the password bc she trusted him and legitimately had nothing to hide. did he respect this trust? NO. he literally deleted one of the funniest text exchanges between two like 10 year olds ever. most definitely bc the exchange was with a boy she knew in like 3rd grade........... and we are still salty about it.... bc that conversation was hysterical i tell you) >abused my best friend + did a bunch of other dumb stupid controlling shit i hate that prick hes dead to me anyway moral of the story: if a guy has anything to say other than things like "no hes absolutely pathetic" about andrew tate, you R U N . even if it's about the mental health. don't buy that shit for a second. Please.

"Giving birth to men.. bad move guys" 😭😭

Gaaaaaaaaaaahd this makes me so terrified for my son. I really, really, *really* hope just not being like this while enjoying a so-far 17 year long happy relationship with my best friend is enough. Well, that and extremely high awareness of his internet experience.

The women who parrot this shit are so strange to me like they know how that if they really followed these rules they wouldnt be allowed to make podcasts or videos right?

The title is so worrying out of context. 😭 What the sigma?

save Starla's poor circulatory system :(

The title used to be women are ruining the world... O.o

that skit was funny as fuck i love it

he said you shouldn't put stickers on a Ferrari he didn't say anything about billion year old junkyard cars that is why he can get any tattoos he wants.

I get most of my pop culture knowledge from your videos Daniel.

How is our species still *a l i v e* with all this festering

I love weird al

Omg that part im the skiy "...Those are the rules, i don't make em" 😂😂

I’ll tell my hubby about the ear buds, he’s on conference calls for hours for his job.

mountain goats mentioned

wait Daniel is becoming a Sigmund Freud???? is he based on facts and logic?!?11

could've worded that title better

I wonder what these so-called """alpha males""" think of smoking some weed, filling their bellies with diet soda and most importantly playing some burnout revenge for the ps2

Hey I know requesting videos are really only for patrons but is there a chance you can make a video about a music artist called Nero’s day at Disneyland? Thanks!

bojangles horseman

1st commet!

LFG DANEIL UPLOADED!!!!!!

What the sigma?

Had no idea there was stuff like this out there😳

You changed the title!!

Erm, what the sigma?

Great to see you again, missed you dissecting songs.

"today we are going to competely dismantle..." Oh nice, so its a researched video, cool! "I saved a bunch of videos and we will go through them together" Oh no.. so its more of a reaction video. Unfortunate.