Chunky Boi Shadiversity OPINES On Women's Bodies (p2/2) 

Old Chad: weapons need to be realistic, castles need to be realistic. New Chad: female warriors (Aloy, MK characters, ...) should look and dress like a p*rnstars.

Girl next door literally means girl next door not a supermodel

With bigger muscles you can lift bigger women 💪

Shad and his friend Milky Joe sat in their medieval themed equivalent of Spider-Man PJ's. Demanding that others, esp women, meet their exacting standards of attractiveness.

Lol, aloy has a 6 pack. Can shad see his feet?

I was listening on audio. and after you went on that tangent about working out, I forgot the general topic and was disappointed to hear shad talking.

Reading the deleted comments on the subreddit (using unddit) is super fun: its full of people spelling out exactly what is wrong with the channel, every criticism of course was deleted and the thread locked. LOL

walking goes insane. started walking more a couple years ago. got to like 8km/day, thought "i should remember i probably can't keep this up especially once i start getting busier". the same thing happened when i started walking 10km per day. and 12km per day. and 15km per day. and 18km per day.

Tyler has shamed me into getting back to working out by handing out free knowledge. Blessed

If he goons, he goons

I know we didn't come here for workout advice but that was great! You corrected so much false information in like ten minutes. Also I know it sounds dumb but hearing positive, rational workout advice for women was really comforting. A lot of fitness stuff online for women is either focused on lose weight fast schemes or toxic fitness bros literally threatening sexual violence for existing in their perceived space. I'm saving up for a personal trainer because I want to be STRONG. Low-key forgot about Shad for a moment. Carry on! 😅

Wish tyler straight up astral projecting in the thumbnail

Shad's title: Why so many female characters are ugly in video games My question to him: Name 10 Ugly female game characters. I wonder which he would name, and it would be so telling, showing us why he thinks they're ugly lol

you could totally just make separate videos with the tangents you make because this is good advice about working out

The fable girl they use being “ugly” was the joke in the trailer tho

I like how part of his rant is "being fit" none of the characters ranted about are unfit. His take is bad his examples for it are worse

Shad seems like one of those people who judges others on their results but himself on his potential but won't actually try because his results would prove him wrong. "I could be a bodybuilder...if I put in a little effort" "I could be a professional artist...if I enjoyed drawing more" "I could be a HEMA champion...if I competed" "I could be a recognized historical expert...if I had a degree" then he expects to be treated as if he has achieved these things because he "easily" could ...if he didn't have better things to do. many years ago I had a roommate who would act like this, we would go bowling almost every week for nearly 3 years (lived next door to a bowling alley with a $2 Tuesday special) and every time he would start super competitive and talk shit then his game would flag (because he didn't have the stamina...because he "could work out...but had better things to do") and as soon as anyone pulled ahead he'd go "I'm going to bowl this one lefthanded, with my eyes closed, do a little spin beforehand" and afterword he'd insist "I would have won that if I was serious, but I wanted to have fun and give myself a challenge." - and in his head it was true, despite never winning a game he was "the undisputed best bowler he knew"

Listening to you is how I find my rare insults now.

they're in australia and they're wearing tabbards indoors. imagine the absolute stench of that mfs house

All these weirdos talk about Mary Jane, but no one talks about the real crime, the Peter redesign

In my late twenties I gave serious bodybuilding a chance, and while I did love it (even though I just straight up do not have the genetics for it) the amount of food and hardwork you have to put in is mind numbing. These losers claiming all it takes is some discipline to be in peak shape is beyond laughable. They couldn't plan an afternoon's trip to the zoo, let alone a routine.

*The guy that has crazy expectations for the female body* - >🍐

For that fitness rant

Better starter lifting advice than about 90% of ✨ fitness influencers ✨

Honestly just the fitness advice alone makes this more valuable than everything Shad has ever uploaded combined.

As a former runner don’t bother doing intense running unless you want to compete because it sucks ass and you will just psych urself out doing a workout that is completely excessive for anything you will do in life. Swim instead if you want intense cardio and save your poor little toesies and knees. Also also women fitness influencers need to stop avoiding muscle growth like its salmonella

Mate that thumbnail and the look on Nathan face is a look of a man who realise he's on the wrong team lol

Tyler completely derailing the podcast to yap about gym stuff for like 30 minutes is such a typical thing I imagine a person named Tyler to do 😂😂 No hate though like damn these are solid advices,Imma start applying somma them now 😳

If you want to drop some weight, the best three things you can do to achieve that is drink more water, eat clean, and get up and do something. You don't need to lift weights, unless that's something you enjoy doing anyway. Go for long walks, start swimming, anything that gets you up doing something. Good exercise bikes aren't crazy money. You can pick, or set your own randomized resistance levels, so it's more like cycling in the real world. Then just watch an episode of your fav TV show, a docu, podcast, whatever you like. Most will have a spot for your phone/tablet, and USB charger etc. So you can get in a good 30-60min whilst you watch/listen to something you would have sat on the sofa watching/listening to. A friend of mine teaches aqua aerobics, and she always tries hard to make it fun. If, unlike me, you're comfortable in water, then I would highly recommend looking to see if there are any classes in your area. I'd stay away from running or jogging, unless you're lightly built to begin with. And just want to drop a few lbs, or get your heart, and lungs working. I know a few people who run half, and full marathons a few times a year. They all tend to have the same lightly built body frame. I walk everywhere I go, and take my dogs out for 3-6 mile walks up the river, or out round the back roads. One advantage of living in a small town in Ireland, you're only a 10-min walk from the countryside.

"...and Jessica Alba", that's the comment that made me remember to upvote because dang. I remember the first time seeing her in Dark Angel commercials and being like, "okay, I need to watch that".

Damn, I’ve been putting my bodily health on the sidelines because of grad school and dealing with mental health, but while I gotta lot of work to do the workout tangent was really nice to hear

Zoolander: Then I thought to myself, maybe I could do that for a living. Matilda: Do what? Zoolander: Be professionally good looking

i think the whole body positivity thing was an interesting side tangent. personally never considered the angle of better advertising for diverse bodies, which is an absolutely great point. always saw it as more of a "stop harrasing larger people" (not even overweight people necisairily, altough the focus was on them, plenty of people in a healthy range get called fat, esp online, and esp women, cuz people have insane standards) because, like yeah being unfit isnt great for you, but they already know that. nothing positive comes from insulting fat people for being fat all the time. fat people exist and thats mostly fine (there are deeper issues with bad food and unhealthy lifestyles, but personal attacks against fat people, or pretending like they dont exist/are anomolies dont solve those issues at all, maybe they make them worse even)

I’ve stumbled back on this a few months later and it’s so funny to think this was probably Nega Tyler’s last appearance on the channel after he decided to pursue a new career because Shad isn’t going to continue paying him.

Im at the point now where unless you look like Zyzz your opinion on anyones body should be immediately disregarded

14:11 Bro please just say more things about fitness. As a trans girl hitting me with that knowledge about lats while I’m literally sitting here starving myself trying to get a smaller waist is a god send. Subbed

39:08 I don't remember if I pointed this out in the full VOD or not, but just going from "ALL OTHER WOMEN ARE FRIGGIN BUTT UGLY" to "Sorry, not attracted to you" during the same point is certainly a choice.

Your advice on pullups and women's bodies is probably why one of my hottest friends and all her hot friends work out together by going to one of those "bouldering" climbing gyms. I assume that basically works out the same muscles.

The moment someone mentions the gym, men cannot resist going on a 30:37 minute long Ted talk about eating rice and lifting pounds. It's an obsession I think all men have.

watching this while cleaning litterboxes, living the life.

i love how a lot of this was genuine advice on exercise for a wide range of people

love the random transition into fitness tips with statements that mainly just boil down to: your body knows what it's doing and if you train it, it will look good.

Come for the 2 minutes of video coverage, stay for Tyler ranting about lifting and Steven King for the rest of the time

Shad's whole spiel is the answer for "I'll take Strawman arguments for 400"

Also; even if we would conceit that women in games are just for men to oogle: MEN HAVE DIFFERENT TASTE SHAD. not everyone is into the stereotypical generic car expo girl with huge knockers.

It's crazy that people call it "dad bod" when it's really "chin dublicator" my grandpa is in better shape.

Always on time to shad bullying hour

I cant wait to see IV nutrients products for power lifters. Just drip feed those macros

Walking is the best. I stopped going to the gym two years ago due to a bunch of shit in my personal life, packed on 15 kilos. In two months, I lost 5 kilos doing only three things: not eating from 18:00 to 08:00, 20-minute kung-fu workout daily and a daily 8km walk with my daughter. Walking is the biggest thing. 8 km with my weight is something like 700 calories burnt. You do not burn 700 calories in the gym without resting at least a day after. Walking daily burns fat like crazy.

What happened with the conservative guys talking about natural beauty and that they were sick of all the makeup and Photoshop

Shad is the kind of guy , to which funeral I would go but to none of his birthdays, even if invited 😂

Really appreciate the fitness tangent in this one, got me inspired to get up and move consistently, so thank you for that.

I love how 1/4 in i turns into a wholesome workout advice seasion for general people with a gargoyle in the bottom. My 2 pennies: Bodyweight Squats, pushups, body rows and crunches are enough for MOST people to get into a healthy weight and appearance (and light daily cardio, i do 40m of walking 5/7 days as part of my commute). Ita an easy daily workout i can do and keep mostly consistent with. Channels i recommend, Hybrid Calisthenics, Calimove, Minusthegym and the Bioneer.

This is great for background noice while I animate ❤️

The fable games are based on English myth and fantasy everyone is supposed to look like a doofy peasant it'd completely break the tone of the game if your character was a fucking super model, the character design is big time styalised, the newer one less so but they're still doing the unexpected hero underdog peasant thing, it's supposed to be a power fantasy, anyone can be a hero. These dudes literally want to destory art for the sake of having every woman be goonable.

Came to see shad made fun of, got motivation to start on my self improvement instead. Hearing that doing something as simple as walking 3 times a week is enough is such a good motivator and it's all I really needed to hear.

That awkward feeling when your wife isn't "15 enough" for you 🙄 Wait a minute. _Shaaaaaad,_ you didn't just marry a woman after knowing her for only two weeks (yes, two weeks) just to have sex, did you? (This is conspiracy nonsense on my part. I don't know Shad's life. But damn it's fun to poke fun at it.)

@53:00 smough actually IS peak fitness there is concept art of him under the armour, and hes like, the most superbuff dude on the planet, the "fat" is literally just the design of his armour, hes an absolute tank of a man under there

Genuinely disturbing how excited he gets talking about MJ and how hot she should be and why it's important

that’s disgusting to me he thinks mary janes whole purpose is to be hot. peter parker has puppy love.

27:24 I've been very much struggling to get back into the gym and I've packed on a lot of extra weight. I can attest, just walking everyday for a few weeks I've already dropped like 10 lbs and people have commented on it. So just walk if nothing else. Also if you're very heavy and not used to running, don't. It's not that you might hurt yourself, you will hurt yourself. You can very easily strain muscles in your feet and calves you didn't know existed, and then when it's even harder to get up and walk around, you'll be even more discouraged.

Gym rant was so true. I lost weight for my wife but i made the 1500 club for the guys

Bro, I don't really know what they have to say about any woman, their forebears didn't seem to have any problem with their cousins.

I don't really bother lifting weights any more. I get enough of that on the allotments cutting down trees, hauling tons of logs around the place. April 1st I was digging 15 14ft drills for potatoes, and another 8 the next day. That's like digging, and hilling one drill that's 322ft long in two days by hand with a long-tail shovel. That'll tighten yee. Come May, when all the heavy work is done, I'll pick up my weights again. Even then, I'm not lifting heavy weights, or doing anything fancy. You're talking dumbbells with 6-10kg 13-22lb, and barbell with 20-60kg 44-132lb. I have never been one for stacking on more weight, I just do more reps. I 6,3" and 220lbs, but almost anybody could lift what I lift. Most of you would blow me away at things like pull-ups because I have to haul my 220lb ass up there. The same goes for a lot of stuff like push-ups and callisthenics in general.

Have to agree on yer fitness deepdive well just dive thanks to shad not understanding how the human body works (colour me surprised) But every fitness journey begins with.. walking. Just walking already engages a lot of your body and thats the perfect starting point.

Just a small suggestion: It's difficult for me to hear you speaking when it happens over the playing video. (And I want to hear the cool takes, and funny accents). Perhaps this needs some reducing if other viewers also have an issue with it. Other than that, I really enjoy your streams!! Keep the work up! And thank you for the important workout tips!!

My folks renovated their house when I was young and there was a period when we had the stairs broken down and with raw 2x4s for runners and no risers.below that stair well was the stairwell to the basement. SO I used to monkey up and down those stairs with just my arms and I got ripped. Best shape of my life outside of when I played basketball and later when I trained in Aikido for about 4 years.

I came here to laugh at shad and got way more interested in the fitness advice. Lol. This might sound silly but talking about putting some music on and walking around your house or doing the stairs gave me the notion that jamming out is actually pretty decent light exercise, especially if you get really in to it cos that's dancing at that point right? But like even air guitar isn't gonna be bad for you, you might want to close the curtains so the neighbors don't catch you doing it, and if they ask just tell them you were doing elaborate sex magick, and they'll drop the subject real quick. But yeah, just a thought that popped in my head while listening, do some air guitar, fuck, get a silly mullet wig while yr at it and have fun.

The way he's talking it sounds like he called his wife a gross cow during her pregnancy

1:00:35 GORPO TIMING GORPO TIMING! HAIL GORPO! Also, shad has poor gooning tastes, the more refined individuals love their sharp-eyed women!

Impressing by pressing and being impressed .

i came for the lolcows but stay for the gym advice

How dare Shad mention Spider-man for this and twist the essence of a great character and story FOR GOONING OMFG. like i’ve never had a problem if a dude likes video game chicks or mods them but I want this man to retract his statement about Spider-man. and condemn Hamas😂 1:07:48 thats a guest character and is a real life woman in the real world that made it in game bc she is a fighter lmao.

I guess it's because I've not played Fables after first one so I don't have "aesthetic bridge" that gaps (possibly) aesthetic transition over the series. Still remembering how everyone in first fable looking like they were sculpted with an axe makes the whole "boohoo she's not pretty" wild to me.

38:45 "You have big eyes, small face, I like that. Whats your wechat?"

I do not find full supermodel look attractive. Idk why, I like realistic looking women.

Fitness question: I average around 14-16 miles a day of walking, is that substantial and/or healthy long-term. Like this won't kill me right 5'8 150-ish llbs

I just have to ask something completely unrelated, is that a mortar round container over your right hand shoulder? I have a container that says it's designed for the M224 Mortar's rounds and it looks a hell of a lot like that one.

Hearing Shad speak again after Tyler’s massive infodump on fitness and working out made him even less interesting and more insufferable by comparison… Time to find the podcast so I can binge his digressions in full.

I am a woman, I don't really like dad bods, I prefer if you were skinny rather than overweight. I like muscles just fine, I don't care much about height but fat is a turn off for me. I mean, if our personality fits I might over look a bit of fat, but in general I dont like men with obvious belly fat :/

1:04:01 I had an aneurysm after this mix up. But yes normal Kitana looked great and felt authentic.

46:48 nicacado unironically

Game MJ is unironically so hot, like wtf are they talking about, there's no woman in irl existence who meets their standards if they think she's ugly

Shad is just your average 9GAG user, and for certain consumes rage-bait and faked images because it conforms with his view of society changing his beloved sexy female characters in games and pop media with uggos. Apart from that disappointment of a revelation , the notion that Alloy or MJ are not conventionally good looking is ridiculous. But bottom line will always be the fact that you don't need to be gooning all the time. To say that MJ being a supermodel or being sold as attractive to the viewer is nessesary, is not true. You need to sell to me the relationship between Parker and MJ - the dynamic, the attraction. I do not need to be attracted to MJ, since that is not the driving point in the game/movie/comics.

Aikido and Gungfu(standing exercises) really made me feel the equivalence principal of relativity. The equivalency principal says that gravity is indistinguishable from acceleration. So that means that simply standing upright is like standing on top of a rocket accelerating at 1 g. So our enemy that we train against the most is gravity.

Hi Tyler, I'd be very interested in appearing on one of your streams to go over Shad's anti-LGBTQ views & opinions & make them more publicly known. Hmu in a DM if interested!

I'll say this on the working out thing, as someone that is on fem hrt my muscles have gone away and stamina is way down. I can't do as much as I used to since my T levels shot way down to 45ng, which it may actually be decreasing still since it has gone down from last year. I could do like a 5+ mile hike over some decent terrain before with some heavy gear as well, now I'm lucky to do like 2 miles before my body is exhausted with light gear.

Oi neir was good tho 😡

Also, as a trans guy, thanks for the insight on getting the V XD

#shadmuse - Dude just can't stop giving you horribly, delicious content to have serious conversations about weight lifting, fitness advice, caloric intake, body image etc. Shad is your manure (just absolute shit) and you are a beautiful blooming garden, @tylerbro