@@lindadesevrenjacquet1633 The fairy known as Cirno, notable for her magical dominion over ice and her above average understanding of mathematics when compared to other fairies, has discovered her ex-boyfriend Slippy Toad, a being resembling an anthropomorphic frog who is known for his skill in mechanics and his association with the Star Fox Team, while he is on a mission and has made haste in her flight to the window of his aircraft, where she currently hovers, brandishing a pregnancy test of dubious origin and demanding for him to respond to her proposal of revitalizing their relationship, despite it being a taboo and very unhealthy due to Cirno's use of ice magic to enact domestic violence upon her partner.
チルノのパーフェクト算数教室歌詞 Cirno's Perfect Math Class みんなぁ～！ チルノの算数教室始まるよー☆ あたいみたいな天才目指して、頑張っていってねー！ Everybody! It's the beginning of Chilno's math class! To become a genius like me, do your best! キラキラ ダイヤモンド 輝く 星のように 栄光 志望校 なんとかして入ろう 天才 秀才 トップ目指して GO GO!! A sparkling diamond, like a shining star Glory, my preferred school, I'll get in somehow Genius, prodigy, aim for the top, GO GO!! （バーカ！バーカ！バーカ！バーカ！バーカ！バーカ！) チルノ「ちょっ･･違っ･･馬鹿じゃないもん！」 (バーカ！バーカ！ バーカ！バーカ！バーカ！バーカ！) チルノ「馬鹿って言う方が馬鹿なのよぉ！」 (バーカ！バーカ！バーカ！バーカ！バーカ！バーカ！) チルノ「なにようるさいわね この馬鹿っ！」 (バーカ！バーカ！バーカ！バーカ！) IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT Wait, no, I'm not an idiot! IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT The one saying idiot is the idiot! IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT What, how annoying! You idiot! IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT 紅魔館からバスが出て始めに3人乗りました 白玉楼で一人降りて半人(はんじん)だけ乗りました 八雲さん家で二人降りて 結局乗客合計何人だ？ 答えは答えは 0人 0人 なぜならなぜなら そ・れ・は 幻想郷にバス無い☆ A bus left the Scarlet Devil Mansion; three people got on at the first At Hakugyokurou, one got off and half a person got on At Yakumo-san's house, two people got off; so how many passengers in total eventually? The answer is, the answer is, zero people, zero people That's because, that's because, There are no buses in Gensokyo! ヤマ オチ 意味など無いわ キャラクター立てば いいのよ 元気があれば な・ん・で・も 1 2 9! There's not any highlight, capper, or sense. Everything will be OK as long as the character settings are fine 'n good With energy, everything is 1, 2, 9! くるくる 時計の針 ぐるぐる 頭回る だって つぶら目玉 二つしかないのに 三本の針なんて ちんぷんかん The clock's hands are whirling, my head is spinning round Because there are only two round eyeballs, There are three needles, it's as clear as mud 次々 問題出る まだまだ 授業続く 凍る 部屋の中 ひんやりした温度も時間も 気にせず ゆっくりしていってね!!! Problem after problem comes out; Still, still, the lesson continues In the frozen-aired room Without considering the temperature or time Take it easy! (バーカ！バーカ！バーカ！バーカ！バーカ！バーカ！) チルノ「だからバカじゃないって言ってるでしょ！」 (バーカ！バーカ！バーカ！バーカ！バーカ！バーカ！) チルノ「いい加減にしないと冷凍するわよ！」 (バーカ！バーカ！バーカ！バーカ！バーカ！バーカ！) チルノ「そして粉々になって死ねばいいのよ！」 (バーカ！バーカ！バーカ！バーカ！) IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT I told you I'm not an idiot, didn't I? IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT Give it a rest or I'll freeze you! IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT Then you can shatter into little pieces! IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT 霊夢んとこの100万円の壷を誰かが割っちゃった 永遠亭のえーりんが弁償しに来ましたよ 知らんぷりのイタズラてゐ 結局 賠償金額いくら？ 答えは答えは 0円 0円 なぜならなぜなら そ・れ・は そんな壷あるわけない At Reimu's home, someone broke a million-yen vase Eientei's Eirin came to reimburse her The prankster Tewi feigns ignorance; what is the final amount of compensation? The answer is, the answer is, zero yen, zero yen, That's because, that's because There's no way that vase exists 常識超えたところに世界の真理がある 秘密の数字目・指・し・て 1！2！9ーーー！！ The truth of the world is beyond the realm of common sense Aiming for the secret digit, 1, 2, 9! ヘラヘラニヤけながらゲラゲラ笑いながら うっざー！因幡ウサギ可愛げもないのに 新参の厨どもはホイ☆ホイ☆ホイ☆ Laughing foolishly, laughing loud Inaba, annoying rabbit, though she's loveless Brings in immature newcomers handily, handily, handily 再生百万回 もれなく 愚民なんて どういう ことなのよ どっちらかって言うなら サーバー管理も お疲れさんってとこね They watch it 1000000 times, what ignorant fools! What is this about?! I may as well say Good job, server management! わかった！アタイがあまりにも天才だから 嫉妬してるんでしょ～？ ほんと しょうがないわねぇ せっかくだからアタイの天才の秘訣を ちょっとだけ教えてあげてもいいわよ？ I got it! Because I'm such a genius, You're jealous, aren't you? You're really just too much~ Since you really want me to, I'll teach you a little of the secret to my genius, okay? あらゆるあらゆるあらゆるあらゆる あらゆる英知を 集めて集めて集めて集めて束ねても あたいのあたいのあたいの あたいのあたいの丈夫な 頭に頭に頭に頭にかなわない Every, every, every, every, Every, every wisdom Even if you gather, gather, gather, gather it My, my, my, my, My, my strong Head, head, head, head can't be matched by you 朝飯朝飯朝飯朝飯 朝飯朝飯食べたら 赤子の赤子の赤子の赤子の手をひねる あたいはあたいはあたいはあたいは あたいはあたいは完璧 いわゆるいわゆるいわゆるいわゆるパーフェクト Breakfast, breakfast, breakfast, breakfast, Breakfast, breakfast, after that I Twist, twist, twist, twist,twist, twist a baby's hand I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm flawless What is called, what is called, what is called, what is called perfect ひゃ～くおくちょうまん バッチリ☆ One-hundred billion trillion thousand good! ヤマ オチ 意味など無いわ キャラクター立てば いいのよ 元気があれば な・ん・で・も 1！2！9ーーー！！ There's not any highlight, capper, or sense. Everything will be OK as long as the character settings are fine 'n good With energy, everything is 1, 2, 9 くるくる 時計の針 ぐるぐる 頭回る だって つぶら目玉 二つしかないのに 三本の針なんて ちんぷんかん The clock's hands are whirling, my head is spinning round Because there are only two round eyeballs, There are three needles, it's as clear as mud 次々 問題出る まだまだ 授業続く 凍る 部屋の中 ひんやりした温度も時間も 気にせず ゆっくりしていってね!!! Problem after problem comes out; Still, still, the lesson continues In the frozen-aired room Without considering the temperature or time Take it easy! (バーカ！バーカ！ バーカ！バーカ！バーカ！バーカ！) チルノ「バーカ！バーカ！」 (バーカ！バーカ！ バーカ！バーカ！バーカ！バーカ！) チルノ「バーカ！バーカ！」 (バーカ！バーカ！ バーカ！バーカ！バーカ！バーカ！) チルノ「もう馬鹿でいいわよ！知らないっ！！」 (バーカ！バーカ！バーカ！バーカ！) IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT! IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT! IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT Fine, call me an idiot! I don't care anymore! IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
Well, good thing it did, because we wouldn't want you missing out on the fun. Weirdly enough, I didn't get a notification for this, I myself was looking for Cirno videos to add to my Cirno Day Playlist.
9/9 2021 cirno dayyyyyyyyy also exactly last year epretroll introduced me to touhou me through this video so thank you fot letting me have a chance to enjoy this community together :3
Though, there are sheets of both versions on kakimuki's blog. I think most of the sheets there are based on marasy's performance, since a lot of his vids references marasy's videos.
Looking from the background image, it seems Suwako isn't gonna defend that frog and she'll remind it that Suwako is a god of mountains and not god of frogs
Looks like our froggy friend from Star Fox is being pulled over for not being Baka enough. Edit: I just learned she's holding a pregnancy tester. Well then...
