Civ 5: Donut of Death AI Domination Deathmatch Timelapse 

+Luke Jolly It was a sad tragedy, early on I imagined friendly tribal chieftains who would have a cultural gathering and then... Everything burned...

+Luke Jolly BEWAARE THIS ISS OUUR FUTUREEE!! BEWAAAREE

+Doruk Coşkun We don'tive in a huge donut

JonatasAdoM no but who's to say something like this won't happen, what if two factions end up in charge of the world and fight over it and eventually end up at war, and then boom nukes get dropped because both are nuclear armed countries, and well the world is probably fucked, we probably are going to kill ourselves.

Luke Jolly You love that?

India: "GUYS I HAZ NUKE"

+Hai Duong Le Everyone else: "Fuck"

Ottomans: guyz I has der Islam Indonesia: guyz I has der Hinduism Ottomans: Bitch please

Lisbon: Trireme, Amirite?

Dutch: WELL I have extra happiness, so ha

+Matthew Chenault But at what cost (;﹏;) The whole donutisland is nuked. This is esentially fallout donut. When the world was split in two they just dropped nukes at each other like crazy.

The workers can just use brooms to clean the fallout

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way2tehdawn Germany makes everything better in the end

would have hated to live in Jakarta, it changed hands every other turn for a period.

+Adam Minichino The secret to strength lies in Polish clay!

+Adam Minichino STRONK!

+AlzaboHD gutentag

I can't believe this game held my interest for as long as it did. For me it just becomes tedious in the later rounds.

+Adam Minichino Poland should have into space.

+Sh0tgunJust1ce The only way to win is not to play :D

+Sh0tgunJust1ce I like to imagine the Mongolian warrior became a colony ship after years and eventually they learned how to survive at sea as reliably as they would land so they are like "Let's leave this war ridden donut!" Even now they are a neutral party that learned to dive to collect dirt and purify it of salt, then grow trees to make more boats... They will be back, for the donut is only 1/100th of the world and they will come back in numbers to take back the donut... Numbers so great and terrifying that they made several donuts out of piled up dirt. Nothing can stop the Mongols! NOTHING!!!

+MrPicklesAndTea - Yang needs a hand So basically the Aeneid but with Mongolians? That sounds really awesome actually, I would love to see that!

Сталин?

hello there imposter

Reckless39 ага.(yes) я русский( i am russian)

well when there are no more humans, there will finally be world peace, right?

Slava!

I think the carriers are a bigger problem^^

there is a torpedo for everythingy even carriers , trust me

Wolfpack intensifies

+Red Judas "Lower Deutsch"? What are you talking about?

Iam Sagittare Dutch and Deutsch (Germans as we call them in English) are the same people. The two words are cognates that mean the exact same thing. The primary difference are that the Dutch are Plattdeutsch speakers, while the Deutsch are Hochdeutsch speakers. In English, the Dutch are speaking a dialect of Low German and the Germans (Deutsch) are speaking High German. The Germans aren't a uniform people. In fact, when Germany unified, they went with the Lesser Germany, which meant that states like the Netherlands, Austria, and Lichtenstein were all excluded from forming a Greater German nation, while the other German nations joined into one state. They didn't even all speak the same language. The Dutch aren't the only speakers of Low German languages. Others include Swabians, Bavarians, and Austrians. So that's what I mean when I say Lower Germans. They are a sub-group of German.

+Red Judas A concise, historically accurate non biased comment on RU-vid? WHAT IS HAPPENING!?

+Red Judas Might Might as well include the English. After all they also speak a (heavily modified) dialect of Low German. ;)

DeutranLP That's very true. In fact, Post-Roman Britain was settled by the Angles, the Saxons (jointly known as the Anglo-Saxons), and the Jutes, who were all Germanic people. However, while the English language (which derives its name from the Angles of Northern Germany) still share many similarities with modern German, it came from an older form of German and has also been strongly influenced by the Normans, who spoke French (which was influenced by a form of Latin that Charlemagne made up his own pronunciations for), and Celtic languages. Its independent growth as a language is what would classify it as a Low German tongue.

+Reval a million seabaggers and then nothing.. couldve taken all inner-coastal cities with those easy

A continent cursed with war

Sounds like Europe

Paakphum Sounds like Earth

+Paakphum It would've been badass if a random cotinent was off-shore the main donut,and there was an advanced civilization,who watched everything from shadows,oh,wait...the one who recorded...

+ReDirect Mapping Greece

the poles didn't have a vast empire, they were only a part of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth, which was big, but not really what you would call a vast empire

Simonas Pundzius you need to look at a map of you think the commonwealth wasn't massive. And yeah, it was a union, but it effectively gave Poland control of the commonwealth. Saying the commonwealth wasn't massive for that reason would be similar to saying that the HRE wasn't massive.

both were pretty mediocre in size...if you describe these empires as vast and massive how would you describe the ming dynasty,the old roman empire the macedonian and the ottoman empires?

Gigantic, as big as the universe, it's said that the people that live there must be 10 times taller because their empire is so big?

You compare it to its contemporaries. It was vast.

The Netherlands: "We have Death Robots, but we don't really feel like using them."

Deutschland über alles!

TheJespeon Yeah that German fleet. Sitting in the corner, doing nothing. Getting wrecked by Indian subs...

Kaarel Tepp actually the planes they were carrying had ridiculous range, so they were actually trying to remain at maximum safe distance while still being able to attack, lol

They moved too many units away from the capital and were not allies with India. A Hitler fail..war on two fronts.

John kopy

I didn't know we could do that, now I have other strategy

itsonlyhersh Even better is how they somehow took back Jakarta

Yeah I noticed that part too

Renting them out for Gandhi's stealth bombers

I am so mad that Germany had such a great fleet just to stuck it in the right upper corner.

Richard Green Exactly what I was thinking. I was like yup Poland is going to win...nope... ?

Richard Green Poland cannot into win

Computer Assisted Biologically Augmented Lifeform poland cannot into any given space

This is Polandball related,not 9gag.The real thing is at /r/polandball :/

*Facepalm* It's a joke. That's common on 9gag....Why'd you need to say anything about it?

Nvm. We're all friends here. I commonly use 9gag, and reddit. Not trying to start a fight. Just a joke man.

That my friend is India lead by Ghandi... rumors say that he did 9/11 XDDD

Gadac Thanks for watching!

Gadac I agree how did it go so fast?

David Rebel mass bombing and guided missles, probably.

Gadac blitzkrieg best strategy xD

ggg

with the warriors had 2 tiles! up and down for eternity :(

zah fares Yeah,

He has been on the ocean/coast for nearly 2300 years XD.

+Patriotis It's 2015 and you guys are still cracking this joke

+Patriotis it got old in 1946.

+Patriotis I would not be surprised.

I was kinda sad for that ship, wandering around for centuries.....

I know, I went back and watched it a couple times and I still can't tell what happened.

+LordIouis Around 7:30 - 7:40. When looking at the year in the topright corner, I believe it may have been recorded in 'chunks' and that was an end/start point of two seperate recordings. (it rolls back about 15 turns there.)

+shihao21 then he got nuked or something :(

Mmmm... extra crispy 👌

***** Classic Gandhi the warmonger.

Not ironic all it. It's actually quite fitting.

But it surprisingly took Jakarta. I thought they were done, but they somehow outlasted Persia, ahahah. As a Brazilian and having a Portuguese grandfather, I was cheering for them, but was not very optimistic. The Jakarta sweep felt like a victory, for Portugal standards (both real-life and Civ5 ones, hahah)

Stormtrooper Elite India almost *did* reduce the whole word to ash.

poland aint a shitty country jackass

+Kirito Kun About 2 hours give or take, if I recall correctly.

+AlzaboHD hey alzabo id love to cantact you on how you make these cool time lapse

+AlzaboHD hey alzabo id love to cantact you on how you make these cool time lapse

+joel trigoura Record and speed up the footage in an editing program..? It's really damn easy. Download some music and slap it in the background if you'd like. If you don't have an editing program, you can get Movie Maker for free on Microsoft's website.

+joel trigoura lol joel shekel just told you how

yes citadels

Cathedrals of war

Abraman Of course!

ikr, I blinked and they were gone.

i was about to say POLAND STRONK

Sounds like history.

+Petru Constantinescu Polders? Polders.

+AlzaboHD polders dont give happiness, and i dont think they have any

Windscent Borealis Make a star shaped map with many corners :P

Not really, they didn't invade Poland.

They did.

Natürlich es ist

mr1dk321 Thanks for the nice comment! Hope you enjoy the rest and what is to come. More AI Civ battles are on the way!

+Voltorb1993 Check out the tutorial on my channel! It's a bit old (with a bad microphone) but that should help you.

+SebGam80 Sure. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-eQHd7BOO9NQ.html

>:)

Venice can dominate, there just has to be perfect conditions in order to do so

Luke Jolly And "perfect condition" apparently can't apply to any other civ lol

Joshua Munro It needs to be by the ocean surrounded by a few city states in order to succeed well.

tellison11232 Well... they we're Islamic... which does have inter-religious conflict...

POLSKA STRONK!!!

I cant believe theres still people that cant diferenciate spain and portugal. COME ON, WE'VE BEEN 2 DIFERENT COUNTRIES SINCE THE 1000

+Rui Castanheira you just can't fight against it. I'm from argentina, for some people, Buenos Aires is clearly the capital of Brazil, a country where Spanish is DEFINITELY spoken.

Germany.

Randomphoenix03 Germany can has Poland

Ask Hummelsund bc Vince dose not believe in fighting just money and pusia was finger their asshole the hole Time and not doing anything.

*WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED*

JonatasMonte Germany certainly played their cards right in this deathmatch, impressive plays on their part!

Thanks for watching! Another Civilization Deathmatch is currently in the works, I plan on uploading it tomorrow or Wednesday. Stay tuned!

Gam3rnathan Looks like it.

Gam3rnathan Actually I think 7:08 was when a nuke was first used (Up near Berlin), then after several turns India Germany had all out nuclear war (7:15).

The map was too small to colonize if I remember correctly. Thanks for watching.

i meant early game, like i didnt see any civs get a second city, on another spot in the circle at all.

I think the first nuke was built and fired

+Der Coop Gamer world war donut!