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@barnabasigaz1146
@barnabasigaz1146 3 года назад
"240 years of independance, and that's the best they can do." I was dead at this point. 😂
@hybridShinx
@hybridShinx 3 года назад
LOL in the states, he would get beat up right away for gloating like that
@aregularperson7573
@aregularperson7573 3 года назад
@@hybridShinx as an American I disagree with that most people will just laugh it is very hard to offend an American unless you go to Portland
@hybridShinx
@hybridShinx 3 года назад
@@aregularperson7573 really ? i thought SRT owners have higher pride if they ever lose in a circuit race
@Hypergangnam
@Hypergangnam 3 года назад
@@aregularperson7573 Isnt there riots in the streets as we speak, by offended people who have a different opinion? Left vs Right. Hurling words like, Socialists, Marxists.. Sounds like the American is easily rattled by opposing thought.
@Timberjagi
@Timberjagi 3 года назад
@@aregularperson7573 i've been in Miami, New York, Albany, Hillsboro, San Diego and a few other places... But i really have to dissagree with you. It's so easy to offend the average American by something simple ;)
@maxuniverse6002
@maxuniverse6002 3 года назад
1:08 "youre American? You cant be, youre not even fat enough!" wow, insulting a whole country while complimenting a lady, hes so british :)
@SkippertheBart
@SkippertheBart 3 года назад
It was a bit smooth.
@theregalproletariat
@theregalproletariat 3 года назад
You're one to talk, Jeremy...
@iOSAndroidRebelForever
@iOSAndroidRebelForever 3 года назад
Guess what, America's obesity rate is 36 percent and Britain's is about 27 percent.
@iOSAndroidRebelForever
@iOSAndroidRebelForever 3 года назад
America is not the fattest. That would go to Nauru.
@osckirk
@osckirk 3 года назад
@@iOSAndroidRebelForever Nauru is an island that consists almost entirely of natives that were taken advantage of by mining companies and is now among the lowest per capita income in the world, where the people are so poor they can only feasibly afford white rice and tinned heavily processed meats. What's America's excuse?
@samuelpinder1215
@samuelpinder1215 3 года назад
"A corner, that's about as strange to americans as a small meal, or a president that can spell" 😆😆😆😆
@trey4747
@trey4747 3 года назад
Still accurate to this day 😭
@brute6896
@brute6896 2 года назад
yeah literally muscle cars are only good at the drag strip
@christianlenik5307
@christianlenik5307 2 года назад
@@brute6896 not even that nowdays
@brute6896
@brute6896 2 года назад
@@christianlenik5307 it's mainly them who are asshole drivers
@captainsinclair7954
@captainsinclair7954 2 года назад
I was dead at “A President who can spell” because it’s so true at this moment
@-_AmirAsyrafi
@-_AmirAsyrafi 3 года назад
we need some sophistication here, we will call the australians
@jacobzimmermann59
@jacobzimmermann59 3 года назад
I live in Australia, I love Australia and I find that line very funny :)
@jacobzimmermann59
@jacobzimmermann59 3 года назад
@from the dark side of the moon I came to Australia to start a new life and found it very easy here. Swearing and strong language, yes you do hear that but not more or less than anywhere else I suppose.
@busybee6889
@busybee6889 3 года назад
@@jacobzimmermann59 dont no wot yaaa faaarken on about cobba...we faarkn ozzies says perfect language
@Masterleechan
@Masterleechan 3 года назад
British need dental plans lol 😆
@MrD3000
@MrD3000 3 года назад
@@busybee6889 cheers, cahnt
@ariqyafifatalahputraani7
@ariqyafifatalahputraani7 3 года назад
Jeremy: "Very popular with murderer these cars" Seller: "Yeah"
@ronindraco4194
@ronindraco4194 3 года назад
69th like YES
@haodo9449
@haodo9449 3 года назад
Mr Big Mac
@camarada1996
@camarada1996 3 года назад
What car is that
@ariqyafifatalahputraani7
@ariqyafifatalahputraani7 3 года назад
@@camarada1996 should be the Firebird
@angelgjr1999
@angelgjr1999 3 года назад
@@camarada1996 Any “catfish” Camaro from the 90s is included as well.
@tg5825
@tg5825 3 года назад
You're American? Yes Welcome to the free world ROFL 🤣
@freddiephipps1335
@freddiephipps1335 3 года назад
"Its nice to have the Colonies here"😂😂
@TheYeetusLord
@TheYeetusLord 3 года назад
When I was a kid I crushed on that girl quite hard hahaha
@a-10thunderboltii24
@a-10thunderboltii24 3 года назад
@@freddiephipps1335 But they aren’t colonies anymore
@mrbillhilly343
@mrbillhilly343 3 года назад
She was GORGEOUS.
@bigchungus6478
@bigchungus6478 3 года назад
@@a-10thunderboltii24 no shit
@smallstudiodesign
@smallstudiodesign 3 года назад
Americans are always on about freedom of speech and freedom of expression ... until you criticize or make fun of them.
@smallstudiodesign
@smallstudiodesign 3 года назад
@andrejagreen so are YOU!
@arranpattison5809
@arranpattison5809 3 года назад
Smallstudio Design Who's trying to stop criticism on here? 😂
@infidel6728
@infidel6728 3 года назад
No, we make fun of ourselves all the time.
@smallstudiodesign
@smallstudiodesign 3 года назад
@@arranpattison5809 ... not trying to stop anything. I’m just sayin’ ;P
@smallstudiodesign
@smallstudiodesign 3 года назад
@@infidel6728 yes, not “no”. Again it’s about them in control of the conversation.
@antoniosabol2884
@antoniosabol2884 3 года назад
"They've given it independent suspension. WOOOOOWWW!"
@antoniosabol2884
@antoniosabol2884 3 года назад
@ThePatUltra Like they've been doing in Europe for a 100 years?
@somoneontheinternjet3757
@somoneontheinternjet3757 3 года назад
So they've looked at the car and gone "It got four seperate wheels, so why don't we treat them, sort of seperately"
@KevinKickChannel
@KevinKickChannel 3 года назад
I use James' sarcastic WOOOOOWWW! in everyday conversation too since then when someone is proud of or enthusiastic about something trivial
@chickenfishhybrid44
@chickenfishhybrid44 Год назад
A 63 Corvette had IRS.
@jimtaylor294
@jimtaylor294 3 месяца назад
"Wat we need 'ere is sum sofistication; we'll cawl the aaustwalians" 😂
@leonardomendieta8160
@leonardomendieta8160 3 года назад
I'm so glad I found these compilations one day after. Imagine being recommended on RU-vid like in 8 years. 🤔
@jn5433
@jn5433 3 года назад
Yet the clips are 8 years old at least.
@carcrazycanuk7468
@carcrazycanuk7468 3 года назад
That does tend to be how RU-vid’s algorithm works
@tungabunga4107
@tungabunga4107 3 года назад
@@jn5433 few are from the grand tour but ok
@obsessivelyobsessed5263
@obsessivelyobsessed5263 3 года назад
"Americans are good at herding bison and that's it" Jeremy mate.... no we're not... we have nearly made them extinct MULTIPLE TIMES! we are good at destroying beautiful things and THAT is it
@jessiejacobs4041
@jessiejacobs4041 3 года назад
😂 😂 😂
@cal8707
@cal8707 3 года назад
yeah like how your former president destroyed two nice towers and a beautiful well-made plane and your current president destroyed the stocks of fake tan. (its a joke yes. or is it... dun dun dun)
@chelseafc6541
@chelseafc6541 3 года назад
just like you did with iraq
@comsky4251
@comsky4251 3 года назад
@@cal8707 I'm fucking dying 😂😂😂
@engeltjebaleno
@engeltjebaleno 3 года назад
@@comsky4251 has nobody told you not to go to an american school?
@matonmongo
@matonmongo 3 года назад
_"We need some sophistication here, let's call the Australians."_ Well, at least his insults are 'equal opportunity'! ;-p
@OffGridInvestor
@OffGridInvestor 3 года назад
He was trying to say that Chevrolet used to need Australian engineers to work stuff out for them. And IT'S TRUE that plenty of GM syuff was designed here. SAME WITH FORDS. After ford realized that engineers in Australia get 3 times the amount of work done in the same hours compared to their American engineers.
@matonmongo
@matonmongo 3 года назад
@@OffGridInvestor So it was intended as a 'compliment'... who knew?! ;-p
@deaddoll1361
@deaddoll1361 3 года назад
@@OffGridInvestor The Holden engineers were given the job of developing a new rear drive floorpan to replace the Opel hand me downs that'd finally run their course. GM in the US couldn't do rear wheel drive, the same as they can't do right hand drive to this day. A Holden engineer said they spent $20 million to re-engineer for left hand drive when establishing middle east and US export models, yet GM USA still can't do it. They try to flog Camaros that were converted in Australia for $90k when the eqivilent Mustang goes for $60k.
@Flamebeard0815
@Flamebeard0815 Год назад
@@deaddoll1361 So THAT'S why they shut Holden down as soon as Opel was sold and ended production of the GM designs. No more hand-me-downs...!
@jimtaylor294
@jimtaylor294 3 месяца назад
It's a bit like when Ford was devepong the RS200. They had no experience with Glass Fiber so they went to Reliant for help.
@ericbserra5531
@ericbserra5531 3 года назад
You should add the clip when the trio was in Vietnam and Clarkson said: We'd cross Vietnam in 10 days, I don't know how Americans dit it in 18 years"
@a-10thunderboltii24
@a-10thunderboltii24 3 года назад
The thing is, they never really tried to cross Vietnam
@pizzawonderer5024
@pizzawonderer5024 3 года назад
They were so fat the vehicles kept breaking down.
@a-10thunderboltii24
@a-10thunderboltii24 3 года назад
@@pizzawonderer5024 No, because that was never their goal
@lan8401
@lan8401 3 года назад
If i wasnt wrong, that one was from Vietnam motorbike episode.
@handlesarefeckinstupid
@handlesarefeckinstupid 3 года назад
Apparently some of the locals were a tad hostile back then.
@agustinjosearenasbobenriet8327
@agustinjosearenasbobenriet8327 3 года назад
"it's nice to have the colonies here"
@kylerrrr
@kylerrrr 3 года назад
From the look on her face. It seemed kind of a "whoosh" moment, straight over head like she had no clue what he meant. 😂
@Chris-zi4mo
@Chris-zi4mo 3 года назад
@@kylerrrr Most Americans have no idea of their nations origin. Fought a war against the british and gained independence, that's as far as it goes. Most Americans couldn't find europe on a map.
@grimreaper649
@grimreaper649 3 года назад
@@Chris-zi4mo They don't even realise that Britain was in a war with most of Europe and they couldn't afford to send large amouny of troops to stop the rebellions. I doubt they know that the french and Spanish helped them as well.
@kuyt20
@kuyt20 3 года назад
*colonists
@arranpattison5809
@arranpattison5809 3 года назад
@@Chris-zi4mo How do you know what most Americans think you presumptuous twat?! The ignorance in that statement is astounding...
@Zerenown
@Zerenown 3 года назад
As an American, all I can say is: I can't wait for a 3rd compilation!
@Mustang150y
@Mustang150y 3 года назад
Next week
@wasifamir4908
@wasifamir4908 3 года назад
Hello, people 8 years from now.
@Xenuos
@Xenuos 3 года назад
?
@captainjackpugh6050
@captainjackpugh6050 3 года назад
@Bilal Khalid And I will be here when it happens.
@user-gb6lr6qd2d
@user-gb6lr6qd2d 3 года назад
@Bilal Khalid i hope there is no future
@Callum-we7vz
@Callum-we7vz 3 года назад
Hello
@captainjackpugh6050
@captainjackpugh6050 3 года назад
@@user-gb6lr6qd2d Don’t be acting heretical now..
@nemobardo9302
@nemobardo9302 2 года назад
"He's turning right on a red light, that's America's only contribution to western civilization" ahahahahah
@nemobardo9302
@nemobardo9302 2 года назад
"Wellcome to the free world, you'll like it" ahahahhah keeps gettin beeter and better
@thomasf8871
@thomasf8871 3 года назад
“Yeah Jaguar how it’s spelt” 😂😂😂😂
@MBSLC
@MBSLC 3 года назад
They're changing the "gew-ard" at Buckingham Palace LOL
@bicyclist2
@bicyclist2 3 года назад
As an American I completely agree. Thank you.
@johnking5174
@johnking5174 3 года назад
To all Americans watching it - you do know that part of Jeremy's insults about you is all done for reaction and comedy. Yes, there are things he dislikes about Americans, but deep down he does have some respect for you, otherwise he wouldn't have signed up with Amazon Prime (well maybe the multi million dollar contract persuaded him)
@triparadox.c
@triparadox.c 3 года назад
@@johnking5174 Pretty much most people know. Then again, we're talking about a particular group that sometimes have no brain and can go full snowflake for literally everything. For those who are sane enough and have somewhat decent brain processing power, I'd say they know what a stereotypical joke is. Every race, every nation has its own quirkiness, or downside, or something that they excel that is used in stereotypical jokes. It's people who are easily offended over anything that's the problem and need to grow up.
@emiliechoquette848
@emiliechoquette848 3 года назад
Let’s make this the decent Americans comment thread.
@thomas_hobbs1453
@thomas_hobbs1453 3 года назад
Well, hello there Benedict Arnold 👋
@spectree8549
@spectree8549 3 года назад
Since your American can i ask is incest really common in your country
@filledwithvariousknowledge1065
@filledwithvariousknowledge1065 3 года назад
“It’s US$2900 this. It’s a big ask to get him down to 1000. Might offer him a burger🤔” Imagine if Clarkson actually did he could’ve got the car for the price he was after😂😂
@j22563
@j22563 Год назад
No americans would be offended by the first clip since they can't find their own country on a map
@j4msta4
@j4msta4 Месяц назад
Omg mate don’t get me started 😂😂😂
@philipcarter8143
@philipcarter8143 3 года назад
Vietnam YoU dOnT KnOw mAn! YoU WeRnT ThErE! Lol
@a-10thunderboltii24
@a-10thunderboltii24 3 года назад
They have a point, many people do not understand the war or its style
@ajstevens1652
@ajstevens1652 3 года назад
@@a-10thunderboltii24 It's called they fucked with the wrong people, and were idiotic to think the Viet Cong would use conventional tactics. Not to mention guerilla warfare has occurred all throughout history; what the Cong did was not exactly original.
@a-10thunderboltii24
@a-10thunderboltii24 3 года назад
@@ajstevens1652 I mean people think the US lost because they were bad at fighting, but that isn’t exactly the truth.
@eg12p34
@eg12p34 3 года назад
@@a-10thunderboltii24 No, countries lose wars because they were good at it.
@a-10thunderboltii24
@a-10thunderboltii24 3 года назад
@@eg12p34 No, the whole war strategy held them back. The US military was not incompetent, but had one of it hands tied behind its back.
@duncansherman-hailcaesar3513
@duncansherman-hailcaesar3513 3 года назад
I can’t believe people are getting upset and offended by this, it’s hilarious, no one can take jokes anymore, everyone’s gone soft
@seththomas9105
@seththomas9105 3 года назад
I don't mind Clarkson doing his "I hate America" routine on his TV show, it makes him money. When the RU-vid Euro-trash take him seriously is when I just go thermonuclear and drop the "Remember WWI and WWII much?" and walk off the stage. USA, USA....
@geerenmo
@geerenmo 3 года назад
@@seththomas9105 You barely did anything in WWI and the Soviets won WWII. 80% of the nazi troops were stationed on the eastern front. You were just a part of the allied, butthurt after the Japanese bombed you. You just proved Jeremy's point with that statement you've made. The irony.
@arranpattison5809
@arranpattison5809 3 года назад
@@geerenmo What a load of crap... The poms (as always) were writing cheques that they couldn't cash. Part of that 'royal worshiping', entitled attitude that comes with resting on the laurels of their forefathers. Like the weak, little rich kid at school that uses bribery and manipulation to get the big, strong kids to fight their battles for them. I'm not an American but can sympathise with the yanks, because of all the British led, anti-American propaganda that they have and still are being bombarded with. And as for Clarkson, he's just another puppet in this process. Hi from within the belly of the beast!
@dickenscider7328
@dickenscider7328 3 года назад
@@arranpattison5809 hi, lighten up you bellend
@seththomas9105
@seththomas9105 3 года назад
@@geerenmo Aaannd there it is. Point proven. Thanks. :)
@hannahnekelly9236
@hannahnekelly9236 3 года назад
If you're American and get offended. Take a step back and realise. This is how the whole world sees you.
@sstills951
@sstills951 2 года назад
There’s no perfect part of the world.
@garosama4517
@garosama4517 2 года назад
@@sstills951 true, but America is the biggest Shithole on the blue planet.
@annhentaiuser6658
@annhentaiuser6658 3 года назад
0:11 Clarkson just discovered a key to world peace.
@ghkkggg1904
@ghkkggg1904 3 года назад
LMFAO
@raulrosas5068
@raulrosas5068 3 года назад
right where it belongs😂
@connexusstudent4144
@connexusstudent4144 3 года назад
China and Russia need to go too
@Smile4theKillCam456
@Smile4theKillCam456 3 года назад
>coming from a country whose main exportation is independence days
@John-ci2sd
@John-ci2sd 3 года назад
@@connexusstudent4144but china makes like 80% of our goods though and russia is full of epic memes
@fatduck3344
@fatduck3344 3 года назад
Cheese is pretty great
@arranpattison5809
@arranpattison5809 3 года назад
Not really, just the poms... Something to do with independence from the British Empire's parasitic yoke I reckon. Poms still can't handle it because Americans showed thd rest of the world how to do it, and lost a lot of the con-mans-wealth (commonwealth) thereafter. The toffs that own the BBC have been trying to use every opportunity to put the boot into the U.S ever since... Pretty easy to see when you know a bit about history and have witnessed anti-American propaganda being ramped up in a lifetime. Hello from New Zealand!
@diceymaan
@diceymaan 3 года назад
@@arranpattison5809 The whole of Europe despises Americans. To actually have such a half-wit country that voted for Trump. That in itself is proof to the pudding.
@amyfaranso6531
@amyfaranso6531 3 года назад
@@diceymaan May I ask where you reside?
@Chris-zi4mo
@Chris-zi4mo 3 года назад
@@arranpattison5809 You're definitely not from New Zealand. And no it's not just the British, it's everyone.
@arranpattison5809
@arranpattison5809 3 года назад
Hahaha! I think I know where I'm from buddy... Sorry to destroy your 'everyone hates America' world view.
@stefankok7962
@stefankok7962 3 года назад
You missed the one where they made fun of American tourists in one of the Africa specials
@Mustang150y
@Mustang150y 3 года назад
I was gonna include that originally but i had to remove it because it copyright blocked the video :(
@stefankok7962
@stefankok7962 3 года назад
@@Mustang150y ah ok
@Oliver_Kruse
@Oliver_Kruse 3 года назад
Sorry... Bummer.
@someguy2744
@someguy2744 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-km5wtRtZtHs.html this one?
@Mustang150y
@Mustang150y 3 года назад
@@someguy2744 yes
@WH250398
@WH250398 3 года назад
2:19 For fun I checked the license plate. It's actually still alive and well right here in The Netherlands. Besides the annual maintenance however, the car appears to not go to a garage, ever. It's safe to assume the car doesn't get driven a lot.
@aaronaigner3481
@aaronaigner3481 3 года назад
Jeremy Clarkson calling Americans "fat".......Jeremy has been 8 months pregnant for 10 years straight.
@deepghosh7626
@deepghosh7626 3 года назад
someone's salty.
@sterlingsilver320
@sterlingsilver320 3 года назад
@@deepghosh7626 He’s right though. Jeremy is hardly an athlete
@bugofcake
@bugofcake 3 года назад
@@sterlingsilver320 not really the point but ok
@Hypergangnam
@Hypergangnam 3 года назад
@@bugofcake The point is, its hypocritical.
@bugofcake
@bugofcake 3 года назад
@@Hypergangnam the point is.... it's a joke
@mbchannel1037
@mbchannel1037 3 года назад
" You don't know man, you weren't there! " 🤣🤣
@brettsinclair4007
@brettsinclair4007 3 года назад
"Cadillacs are for pimps and pensioners" 😂 😂
@nathanlackey1106
@nathanlackey1106 2 года назад
As an American, the guy has a point about Americans being ignorant. You’re basically a genius here if you know basic algebra and basic geography. Most of Americans that haven’t been in high school in years can’t even point out European countries or even know they actually exist.
@RabbiHerschel
@RabbiHerschel Год назад
That's because the "education" system is mostly just set up to coddle non-Whites.
@garyella1301
@garyella1301 Год назад
Yeah very true, if I asked 1000 americans to point out say ukraine on a map they wouldn't even know where to begin to point, but then they would promptly try and educate me on the goings on in the country
@alexmarti1817
@alexmarti1817 Год назад
Speak for your self amd.your family , not my fault you're an idiot
@Megaspartan23
@Megaspartan23 11 месяцев назад
Most don't make it to high school because they get shot by some loser at elementary school.
@marciwitcher5544
@marciwitcher5544 11 месяцев назад
You're not joking. I'm from Southern Appalachia, which is in the US. But if I tell that people from another part of the US they have NO CLUE what I'm talking about. They think I must be from Canada or something, and I have to explain that the Appalachian Mountains stretch from Alabama to Nova Scotia and make up more than 30% of the Eastern US population. If you have a standard HS education in the US, you're considerably smarter than the average American. If your education level is ANY higher than that, you're a certified genius. It's actually pretty sad.
@pauljr.harrington1905
@pauljr.harrington1905 7 месяцев назад
Even as an American, I found it hilarious when Clarkson threw the U.S. into the trash.
@filledwithvariousknowledge2747
@filledwithvariousknowledge2747 5 дней назад
He forgot about Alaska and Hawaii though
@trilogy7207
@trilogy7207 3 года назад
1:56 "240 years of independence and that's the best they can do"
@dzombaj_ga
@dzombaj_ga 3 года назад
Vietnam- you don't know marn, you weren't therre
@a-10thunderboltii24
@a-10thunderboltii24 3 года назад
They really mean most Brits do not understand the strategy
@Chris-zi4mo
@Chris-zi4mo 3 года назад
@@a-10thunderboltii24 No they don't. Mr. A-10 Thunderbolt II hahaha
@a-10thunderboltii24
@a-10thunderboltii24 3 года назад
@@Chris-zi4mo I’m not joking, there are misconceptions.
@connor2053
@connor2053 3 года назад
@@a-10thunderboltii24 mate they're just taking the piss out of americans nothing more really
@UKeXtremeMedia
@UKeXtremeMedia 3 года назад
@@a-10thunderboltii24 The strategy of losing a war to some rice farmers with rusty aks? You're right, we don't understand.
@mrichar9
@mrichar9 3 года назад
Omg Vietnam YOU WERENT THERE, MAN! LOLOLOL
@majorleaguefoodgaming
@majorleaguefoodgaming 3 года назад
“Very popular with murderers, these cars” “Yeh”
@ImNotJust
@ImNotJust 3 года назад
“i developed the urge to marry my cousin”
@drivethru6155
@drivethru6155 3 года назад
4:15 Ryan Reynolds is Canadian, but yeah we pronounce all of that wrong too. We're polite about it and apologize so that has saved us from Jeremy's wrath
@ariqyafifatalahputraani7
@ariqyafifatalahputraani7 3 года назад
@Viking Raiders uhh no correct one is with z
@ajstevens1652
@ajstevens1652 3 года назад
@@ariqyafifatalahputraani7 Nope, that's an Americanisation. True spelling is from the nation the language CAME FROM.
@maxdenbreejen9844
@maxdenbreejen9844 3 года назад
Well canada is also in america
@THX-bz8bi
@THX-bz8bi 2 года назад
The maker of this compilation isnt wise.
@alfianzuhardy6231
@alfianzuhardy6231 3 года назад
2:57 best part... Hammond's face as james opens his...priceless
@Cwmbran1984
@Cwmbran1984 3 года назад
1:25 it’s nice to have the Colonies here 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@sonyviva308
@sonyviva308 3 года назад
That Vietnam ending is the absolute golden one
@beerbuddyg1509
@beerbuddyg1509 3 года назад
"It's nice to have the colonies here" You've gotta love him 😂
@thegameshowgeek
@thegameshowgeek 3 года назад
"The steering wheel is on the wrong side..." Thank you for your help, LENO!
@A_Buster9693
@A_Buster9693 2 года назад
4:35 this explains why Hammond can't make it around a corner without crashing his vehicle
@junkim2789
@junkim2789 2 года назад
The last bit never fails to crack me up no matter how many times
@Heidegaff
@Heidegaff 2 года назад
Clarkson didn't get fat, he just got more american.
@PetrolHeadBrasil
@PetrolHeadBrasil 3 года назад
"It's nice to have the colonists here!" - LOL
@pavanm7590
@pavanm7590 3 года назад
He is turning right on the red signal , that’s the only American contribution to western civilization .. LMAO 🤣
@patagualianmostly7437
@patagualianmostly7437 2 года назад
Well....it's now possible in many countries....but yes.... a major contribution to mankind......
@VinhNguyen-lj3jf
@VinhNguyen-lj3jf 7 месяцев назад
2:55 this was popular due to transformers They should of talked about that movie
@clip3009
@clip3009 3 года назад
Americans in the comments finding out ford in uk and Europe isn’t American🤣🤣
@wagswams5842
@wagswams5842 3 года назад
I see, I'm neither European nor American, tell me more about that , i dont get it
@clip3009
@clip3009 3 года назад
wags wams you have ford America and ford Europe they sell completely different cars and Europeans ones are designed and built by Europeans
@apexdna
@apexdna 3 года назад
@@clip3009 Not quite. Ford Transit, Focus, Fiesta, Mondeo (under a different model name) were sold in the US also.
@Wasev
@Wasev 3 года назад
@@clip3009 ford in Europe is still very much american. It's like saying Nintendo is an american company because Nintendo of America exists and is in charge of the american market.
@clip3009
@clip3009 3 года назад
Wasev Wasev besides the fact the cart was designed and built in Europe by Europeans and you can’t get them in America unless imported nothing American about them but the name🤷🏻‍♂️
@ariqyafifatalahputraani7
@ariqyafifatalahputraani7 3 года назад
2:13 Jeremy doesn't like any American car *Looks at 2006 Ford GT that he bought*
@norabiddogz8673
@norabiddogz8673 3 года назад
ACTUALLY! You've got a point there! But in all fairness, that is the only good American car in existence.
@tobyoneil1969
@tobyoneil1969 3 года назад
But he hated it? He pre ordered it, hated it, sold it and then bought it back but not because it was a good car.
@garosama4517
@garosama4517 2 года назад
@@tobyoneil1969 maybe because there are no good American cars to this day
@terrythomas1329
@terrythomas1329 3 года назад
"The Americans are good at herding bison" .... That would be Native Americans then!
@terrythomas1329
@terrythomas1329 3 года назад
@from the dark side of the moon are you fucking serious? get a fucking life, get a sense of humour and .... oh fuck it, you're probably too stupid to understand anyway.
@finniandenis1968
@finniandenis1968 3 года назад
@@terrythomas1329 its was just a bad joke :/
@OdinsVikingr
@OdinsVikingr 3 года назад
No, that would be a family reunion in the UK except bison have better teeth
@terrythomas1329
@terrythomas1329 3 года назад
@@OdinsVikingr There are no bison in the UK you shit brained idiot.
@OdinsVikingr
@OdinsVikingr 3 года назад
@@terrythomas1329 of course there are just look around youll see plenty of women ahem i mean bison😂
@averagegalaxygamer4430
@averagegalaxygamer4430 Год назад
Not only is everything that Jeremy says about us Americans is hilarious, it’s also mostly very true
@ahsandurrani1863
@ahsandurrani1863 Год назад
Jermey: “Very popular with murderers, there cars” CAR SALESMAN: YEA
@BanderAlHarbi
@BanderAlHarbi 11 месяцев назад
I literally went on the internet i found this!
@Gt4wayDr1vR
@Gt4wayDr1vR 2 года назад
0:44 I laugh at this everytime😂
@abdul-kabiralegbe5660
@abdul-kabiralegbe5660 Год назад
"American cars run off and cry when they see one" (talking about cornering ability). So true.
@tomaszskowronski1406
@tomaszskowronski1406 3 года назад
4:46 ARTHUR, WE'RE GOING TO TAHITI
@arttukivisto5125
@arttukivisto5125 3 года назад
man of culture here
@walktroughman1952
@walktroughman1952 3 года назад
I'm so glad there's the men of culture here who get the unintentional reference lmao
@lopaca97
@lopaca97 3 года назад
5:00 OMG
@tungabunga4107
@tungabunga4107 3 года назад
?
@dehydratedwater0000
@dehydratedwater0000 3 года назад
4:47 Have some goddamn faith, Clarkson
@walterwhite8477
@walterwhite8477 3 года назад
There's always a train!
@walktroughman1952
@walktroughman1952 3 года назад
There's always a GODDAMN PLAN!
@juicebox9465
@juicebox9465 3 года назад
We need more MMMONEH!
@Notorious40z
@Notorious40z 3 года назад
Clarkson could tell American jokes all night this is comedy GOLD
@magas_tou_votanikou
@magas_tou_votanikou 3 года назад
"you dont know man you weren't there"🤣🤣🤣
@davidlee6117
@davidlee6117 Год назад
Miss the old Top Gear trio. Clarkson is f Ing brilliant!
@Arsenic71
@Arsenic71 2 месяца назад
"You're American? Welcome to the free world. You'll like it here". Never has anyone spoken more truth than that.
@oldtimer4791
@oldtimer4791 3 года назад
Mentions Tahiti: Dutch: “We just need some more time, and some more money... damnit Mr.Clarkson. ...I HAD. A GOD. DAMN. PLAN!
@walterwhite8477
@walterwhite8477 3 года назад
We just need more money in our pockets
@SidsterOTR
@SidsterOTR 3 года назад
4:41. Only goes on to say, Hammond is right. Trump pronounced Vivekananda as vivekamunnnanda, when he came to India.
@youraverageguy7842
@youraverageguy7842 2 года назад
“Welcome to the free world you’ll like it here” masterpiece of comedy
@kentstructures4388
@kentstructures4388 3 года назад
Clarkson speaking to an American: " We gave you heavy metal, but look what you gave us, Gangster Rap!'.
@stevefg3067
@stevefg3067 3 года назад
We Americans tried offering dentist too, but they don’t want them.
@johnbeaker8721
@johnbeaker8721 3 года назад
@@stevefg3067 Haha what a great and not at all outdated stereotype.
@deaddoll1361
@deaddoll1361 3 года назад
@@johnbeaker8721 It's like the big-mouthed Yank stereotype. Maybe that's why they're so keen on dental work, it's always on display.
@jennifercox225
@jennifercox225 2 года назад
@@deaddoll1361 We gave you rock and roll. The Beatles themselves were massive fans of American music. Plenty of British people and even British musicians were massive fans of American music. Does Jerem Clarkson not know that or did he forget that?
@jennifercox225
@jennifercox225 2 года назад
@@deaddoll1361 Do you really think Jeremy CLarkson is not being big mouthed here? The big mouthed rude arrogant awful human being trope applies to the british person here aka Jeremy Clarkson.
@zulfikeralikhanchowdhury3129
@zulfikeralikhanchowdhury3129 3 года назад
5:06 Vietnam, You don’t know man, you weren’t there.
@AlexandruCatrina-bk6jg
@AlexandruCatrina-bk6jg 11 месяцев назад
Clarkson is insulting Vietnam too eh?
@iamdb1990
@iamdb1990 2 года назад
"might offer him a burger" *quite a large man appears* lol
@earlofsmeg
@earlofsmeg 3 года назад
You don't know man. You weren't there. 😂😂😂😂
@aspielm759
@aspielm759 3 года назад
Best thing I ever heard was about someone putting something that doesn’t take belong into the microwave, and the friend of the 2 Brits was wondering why they would do that, before her friend comes to the conclusion:”They’re American, they put everything into the microwave”
@modelreviews3705
@modelreviews3705 3 года назад
330 Americans disliked this video
@thesuperbsuperb
@thesuperbsuperb 3 года назад
You're likely correct but I'd wager many more Americans liked this video. I say this as an American who doesn't understand some of my fellow citizens thin skinned predisposition.
@Pgoddy
@Pgoddy 3 года назад
“Welcome to the free world” aged well.
@TheBeatlesShow
@TheBeatlesShow 3 года назад
The UK is far ahead of the USA in just about EVERY human rights list on the planet.........Clarkson has every reason to brag and be proud.
@daijirokatoh3769
@daijirokatoh3769 3 года назад
@@TheBeatlesShow most European countries have more rights and freedoms than the US, they don't know it because it is happening outside of their borders
@mullerman1104
@mullerman1104 3 года назад
I love how Germany annexed Austria, Belgium, Denmark, the Czech Republic, Slowakia and Switzerland on that map.
@nikolaikola8925
@nikolaikola8925 3 года назад
YOU DON'T KNOW MAN! YOU WEREN'T THERE!
@gamble900amt
@gamble900amt 3 года назад
i’m here in 2020, say hi random recommendation from the future 👋🏻
@fazelino6251
@fazelino6251 Год назад
“249 years of independence and that’s the best they can do” best quote 😂😂😂😂
@TiagoFerreira20930
@TiagoFerreira20930 2 года назад
0:45 I know I would. And I'm not even American 😂
@robotomo4249
@robotomo4249 3 года назад
2:39 Thee steering wheel is aun tha wroaung saade
@hubertdenise3100
@hubertdenise3100 2 года назад
America: The B tech version of Europe
@UserName-om6ft
@UserName-om6ft 2 года назад
Europe currently in a warzone, still has multiple crazy dictators in their continent, and is at higher risk to getting nuked by Putin
@vicious6661982
@vicious6661982 3 года назад
0:34 that guy is litterally one burger away from die
@Raven-uu7lb
@Raven-uu7lb 3 года назад
0:23 even the camera crew laugh at his jokes 😂
@firedrake7663
@firedrake7663 3 года назад
“Americans are good at one thing - herding Bison. That’s it”.
@stanleywoods6764
@stanleywoods6764 2 года назад
I’d like to say thank you to all the Americans that didn’t get all defensive, and actually found this funny.
@patagualianmostly7437
@patagualianmostly7437 2 года назад
Exactly: We are all different. (Monty Python- Life of Brian moment!) we should be able to take the mickey...the piss...whatever...out of each other. Without this wokeness shite that is destroying us all. I love/hate Americans...for all the right reasons!
@TheRealFobican
@TheRealFobican 3 года назад
"... the americans are only good at herding bison.." I died.
@fgfj56561l
@fgfj56561l 3 года назад
Just like the bison
@ml9849
@ml9849 3 года назад
It is the funniest when you know where most Americans have their roots.
@benth290
@benth290 3 года назад
Yeah, the dumb ones left.
@stejer211
@stejer211 3 года назад
South East Asia?
@A-i-d-an
@A-i-d-an 3 года назад
Germany, a class or two lower than the current Germans
@ajstevens1652
@ajstevens1652 3 года назад
"You're telling us we European!? Ain't no way we from those commie, healthcare-loving bastards."
@monsieurpoisson8163
@monsieurpoisson8163 3 года назад
@@ajstevens1652 you have a license for that opinion?
@tpaulalex724
@tpaulalex724 3 года назад
Why is Ryan Reynolds being portrayed as an American?
@thomas_hobbs1453
@thomas_hobbs1453 3 года назад
Because he's from America...North America.
@Felrock12
@Felrock12 3 года назад
because he's Canadian.. the sort of good part of America
@honchoryanc
@honchoryanc 3 года назад
Canada is a colony of America buddy
@tpaulalex724
@tpaulalex724 3 года назад
@@honchoryanc Ba ha ha ha ha!
@THX-bz8bi
@THX-bz8bi 2 года назад
The guy who created this compilation is an idiot.
@-Gunnarsson-
@-Gunnarsson- 5 месяцев назад
James said Hillow and they shot him 😂
@gallohov
@gallohov 3 года назад
- Wooooow - James May
@joe_3105
@joe_3105 3 года назад
4:47 Red Dead Redemption 2 fans know this joke
@th0mas_papill0n3
@th0mas_papill0n3 3 года назад
I have a plan!
@Sobostar
@Sobostar 3 года назад
I think you forgot the bit from The Grand Tour Season 3 episode where the trio had a road trip with their RV's, the bit is from when they're camping at night by a lake Hammond's claim everyone in America believes in Aliens and then Clarkson says "It's a same as 80% of the American people doesn't have a passport" lol
@sduncan000
@sduncan000 2 года назад
Don't need a passport.
@sduncan000
@sduncan000 2 года назад
Jeremy is funny - and typically his humor is said while looking in a mirror as most of it really does apply to himself.
@Firemarioflower
@Firemarioflower Год назад
0:14 Joke's on you Clarkson, they still have Hawaii and Alaska!!! HA!!!
@arthurmorgan7642
@arthurmorgan7642 3 года назад
4:50 uuuuuuuhhhmm Dutch? Are you feeling alright there pal?
@user-fk9md2il4d
@user-fk9md2il4d 3 года назад
The infrastructure looks like a third world Country
@Matthew-tn5zq
@Matthew-tn5zq 3 года назад
As an American, these clips are some of the funniest
@sreejas3503
@sreejas3503 3 года назад
Ok. No one cares
@THX-bz8bi
@THX-bz8bi 2 года назад
@@sreejas3503 No
@speed12gaming16
@speed12gaming16 3 года назад
Watching this show as a kid I never understood any of the jabs or references about my country, but I’ve got to admit now that I’m older it’s funny as hell 😂
@carloseot5548
@carloseot5548 Год назад
He complains about American cars but he LOVES the Mustang in almost any variant. Classic Clarkson 😂😂
@charlotteleates9375
@charlotteleates9375 3 года назад
“That sounds like a wheelie bin” 😂
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