One time I helped my friend joke “drown” my other friend’s little brother and the next day I saw him at school and he usually holds the door open for practically everyone and, as I walked by, he gave me a funny look and I was confused. It wasn’t until I got home that I realized that he was the brother I tried to drown.
I remember when my mother told me when my older sister was little she tried to kill me before I was even born (she was two at the time) but now me and her are best friends
I mean I tried to kill my little brother by pushing him off a tall bed when he was really little so like, that's a universal older sibling thing I guess lol