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Cleopatra & the Siege of Alexandria (48 to 47 B.C.E.) 

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"The Alexandrian War," by Hirtius: amzn.to/2OerO4T
"The Life of Caesar," by Plutarch: amzn.to/2DtHBbZ
"The Life of Antony," by Plutarch: amzn.to/2DtHBbZ
"The Lives of the Twelve Caesars," by Suetonius: amzn.to/2O98Ix6
"Roman History, Book 42," by Cassius Dio: amzn.to/2xKIOW0
"Letters to Atticus, Book 11," by Cicero: amzn.to/2DubEQB
"Cleopatra: A Life," by Stacy Schiff: amzn.to/2xBPOWi
"Cleopatra: Last Queen of Egypt," by Joyce Tyldesley: amzn.to/2NHNWoL
"Antony and Cleopatra," by Adrian Goldsworthy: amzn.to/2R3uhOi
"Caesar: Life of a Colossus," by Adrian Goldsworthy: amzn.to/2NC0rSS
"Julius Caesar," by Philip Freeman: amzn.to/2DwBOlN
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@toml4643
@toml4643 6 лет назад
RIP Pompey, you beautiful orange square.
@ultra_epic_guy5966
@ultra_epic_guy5966 6 лет назад
Tom L ikr
@simonbullows
@simonbullows 6 лет назад
lol
@janb.3600
@janb.3600 5 лет назад
F
@azriadzlan2297
@azriadzlan2297 5 лет назад
@Jack the Gestapo ORANGE CONSUL OF ROME!
@radioactivesocks7088
@radioactivesocks7088 5 лет назад
Tom L lol funny. Anyway where is the next video?
@n0denz
@n0denz 6 лет назад
As Caesar swims through the harbor, unarmored clutching various papers while bodies float around him fires rage in the distance. Scene freezes. CAESAR: "You might be wondering how I found myself in this situation."
@HistoryandOtherStuffwithBV
@HistoryandOtherStuffwithBV 6 лет назад
Reviving dead memes? Ah, I see you're a man of culture, as well.
@loldiamond1017
@loldiamond1017 6 лет назад
BV The Montenegrin Mapper HE WAS THE CONSUL OF ROMEEEEEEEEEEE
@loldiamond1017
@loldiamond1017 6 лет назад
BV The Montenegrin Mapper ROME I TELL YOU *Runs away screaming eternally*
@mrJohnLevi
@mrJohnLevi 5 лет назад
We need a movie of this one
@Dover939
@Dover939 5 лет назад
Frigidus artus. "Vos vires exsisto admiratio quam inveni me in hoc loco."
@genildomiranda1690
@genildomiranda1690 4 года назад
Can you imagine being so convincing that you can talk your way into Julius Caesar room during a siege
@CarrowMind
@CarrowMind 3 года назад
While carrying a huge squirming sack on his back no less!
@elijahgreybosh7882
@elijahgreybosh7882 3 года назад
Probably thought he was Roman, because of his complexion, accent, and Sicilian (Roman) customs..
@gmat5046
@gmat5046 3 года назад
Not just the camp. His actual presence. You've been struck by, a smooth Sicilian.
@LuisXDotCom
@LuisXDotCom 3 года назад
Speech 100
@Daisy-ou3ts
@Daisy-ou3ts 2 года назад
At 7:53 Cleopatra lands at the port then at 10:34 Caesar burned her ship.
@Ringlord7
@Ringlord7 4 года назад
I feel like half of Caesar’s military career was just being in impossible situations and getting out of them anyway.
@hyperion3145
@hyperion3145 4 года назад
Imagine the stories they could tell: “Egypt? I was involved in a riot there in Alexandria, met the king, nothing major.”
@TheAustronaut03
@TheAustronaut03 4 года назад
Ceasars millitary career: swapping between neutral evil and chaotic good
@TribuneAquila
@TribuneAquila 4 года назад
Ceasar gets assasinated Becomes arguably the most famous human in all of history. Besides Jesus...damn Christians....
@cronos351
@cronos351 4 года назад
every time he have no food what did he do? build a wall
@Knoah321
@Knoah321 4 года назад
@@TribuneAquila Jesus was Jewish, right?
@OuroborosChoked
@OuroborosChoked 6 лет назад
"What was Caesar doing?" Cleopatra.
@heretolevitateme
@heretolevitateme 6 лет назад
Can you blame him? That's one sexy square.
@benrodir2
@benrodir2 6 лет назад
my exact words, damn I am unoriginal lol
@mr.expensive3773
@mr.expensive3773 6 лет назад
Nha, he was there to consol her.
@OuroborosChoked
@OuroborosChoked 6 лет назад
heretolevitateme - I prefer shapes with curves ;)
@paulisaperson0516
@paulisaperson0516 6 лет назад
DAAAAAMMN
@jeremysteck439
@jeremysteck439 6 лет назад
When you get a girl pregnant so you have to give her Cyprus as child support
@kalonnia4771
@kalonnia4771 6 лет назад
Best Durex commercial ever.
@rdf4315
@rdf4315 6 лет назад
Lol
@wolfsden6479
@wolfsden6479 6 лет назад
XD
@corettaha7855
@corettaha7855 6 лет назад
Jeremy Steck still fairer than what the courts stick a lot of men with for child support.
@Alusnovalotus
@Alusnovalotus 6 лет назад
Jeremy Steck that’s why Cleopatra was queen of the Nile. She doesn’t get a check, she gets a nation
@jim42078
@jim42078 6 лет назад
"Lingering in Egypt had probably been a mistake." Doesn't matter, had sex.
@4c6f
@4c6f 6 лет назад
later virgins
@christopherg2347
@christopherg2347 6 лет назад
One could say: He Fucked up!
@flynnlivescmd
@flynnlivescmd 5 лет назад
Hes caesar, he can get sex from almost anyone. This was a mistake to stick around.
@daephx
@daephx 5 лет назад
@@flynnlivescmd "almost anyone" isn't Cleopatra though
@sjappiyah4071
@sjappiyah4071 5 лет назад
jim42078 “ Still hit it tho”
@PinkPlume
@PinkPlume 2 года назад
Caesars vacations in Egypt: -Peeped at the severed head of Pompey -Caused widespread protests in Alexandria -Bossed the child monarch around citing debts -Caused an unprecedented urban military stand-off -Boned Cleopatra, got her pregnant -Developed a drinking problem -Caused a fire that affected the library of Alexandria -Swam about 1km back from Pharos with maps on his head -Caused the young king to drown -Instated Cleopatra as a monarch and took her sister as triumph loot -Took a cruise down the Nile It's now confirmed, Egypt is what happens when a campaigning roman general goes through a mid life crisis.
@dontbeasadsoulja
@dontbeasadsoulja 9 месяцев назад
lol. great summary
@ILikePi31415926535
@ILikePi31415926535 6 месяцев назад
Campaigning General Napoleon also had... a time in Egypt
@razzaus1570
@razzaus1570 4 года назад
When you go to Egypt to see an old friend but accidently take the king hostage and cause riots in the whole city.
@timothymclean
@timothymclean 4 года назад
Diplomacy was not Rome's strong suit.
@yeeyee5057
@yeeyee5057 4 года назад
@@timothymclean this compared to the egyptians who stabbed pompei when he stepped foot on Egypt?
@timothymclean
@timothymclean 4 года назад
@@yeeyee5057 Yes. They weren't conducting diplomacy with Pompey (or the city of Pompei), but with Caesar...who also wasn't thrilled about it, but in most situations it's fair to assume that an ambitious Classical-era politician would be at least mildly pleased that their greatest political rival was dead. Also, they did other things.
@timothymclean
@timothymclean 3 года назад
@Michael Simmons Before Caesar's fourth triumph, they weren't given out for civil wars. Certainly, nobody would expect to see an honored Roman in a triumph as one of the not-sacrifices.
@timothymclean
@timothymclean 3 года назад
@Michael Simmons I'm not sure. I'm pretty sure he'd started pardoning people on the wrong side of the Civil War by then?
@BaronPorkface
@BaronPorkface 5 лет назад
I broke out laughing seeing caeser remember all the fond memories of an orange square
@showsprite9166
@showsprite9166 4 года назад
Hahahhahahahah, didnt even notice
@imperial2252
@imperial2252 4 года назад
Baron Porkface when was that again?
@marcosmanuelvillarreal8823
@marcosmanuelvillarreal8823 4 года назад
@@imperial2252 1:16
@Info255
@Info255 3 года назад
That wasn't just any square, it was pompeys square. rest in RIP
@sabbywins
@sabbywins 3 года назад
An*
@justinpachi3707
@justinpachi3707 6 лет назад
You know Caesar was a badass when he mission impossible style ditches his armor and swims the entire harbor length while protecting his valuable maps from getting wet.
@Aldoz
@Aldoz 4 года назад
I didn’t know Caesar did his own stunts
@samiamrg7
@samiamrg7 4 года назад
And he was in his 50’s, too.
@05r41
@05r41 3 года назад
I have doubts whether this part is true... I mean it was a long time ago so naturally the sources are hard to verify... I generally take most of what this channel tells me as the truth, as I just trust him that he's looking into it as much as possible and applying fair skepticism. However, this thing about swimming the harbour while keeping the maps dry? I can buy that he swam to shore, but not while holding papers above his head and keeping them dry lol. He would've been swimming for his life
@skirata3144
@skirata3144 3 года назад
@@05r41 He would have also needed his hands to ditch his armor so keeping the maps dry seems even less likely.
@05r41
@05r41 3 года назад
@@skirata3144 Yeah true
@Toxodos
@Toxodos 5 лет назад
"It's not exactly a subtle nickname, but it's the name that historians still use" Well, anything is better than another Ptolemy
@maximilienfrancoisderobesp202
@maximilienfrancoisderobesp202 4 года назад
I'd take literally *anything* over Ptolemy.
@charliechaplin5240
@charliechaplin5240 4 года назад
@@maximilienfrancoisderobesp202 Even Ptolomy ?
@maximilienfrancoisderobesp202
@maximilienfrancoisderobesp202 4 года назад
@@charliechaplin5240 I stand corrected. I would take **most** things other than Ptolemy.
@TheObiareus
@TheObiareus 4 года назад
What about Pullo Jr?
@charliechaplin5240
@charliechaplin5240 4 года назад
@@maximilienfrancoisderobesp202 How bout the French crown?
@iamnorwegian
@iamnorwegian 6 лет назад
I love how Marc Anthony "making a big ol' mess" is shown by his square spinning around. It's like his entire political approach is to just flail around in circles.
@intigfx
@intigfx 6 лет назад
Well he is the kind of dude who does politics by making passive-aggressive jokes at you, calling you "darling" and patting your head.
@wladyslawderstreiter9078
@wladyslawderstreiter9078 6 лет назад
lol yeah that was funny.
@Zamolxes77
@Zamolxes77 6 лет назад
Spring comes ... snows melt ... That's a threat ! I assure you, snows ... always ... melt !
@fightingtypegymleadermicha1539
well that's one way of describing it he got my man cicero killed
@tuliodosanjos260
@tuliodosanjos260 6 лет назад
that guy was a P.I.M.P
@jamestown8398
@jamestown8398 5 лет назад
19:47 I can't imagine how relieved the last soldiers in the Royal Palace must have felt. They'd been trapped for months in a city that wanted them dead, and their leader left with two thirds of the army. As far as they knew they were being left for dead. But then their leader returned for them and the siege ended.
@longnamenocansayy
@longnamenocansayy 5 лет назад
i was thinking the same thing, and thinking about the gallic campaigns. from the very little i know, it appears that one of ceaser's best strengths was loyalty men gave him. maybe some historian with little squares can make a comment
@blasterjosh
@blasterjosh 5 лет назад
@@longnamenocansayy sadly I don't have a square, but Ceasar definitely knew how to inspire his men. That was one of his strongest attributes. In that siege against the gauls, there's not a lot of generals who can fight a two front battle and win it.
@riccardoorlando2262
@riccardoorlando2262 5 лет назад
There's also the fact that the last time Caesar led a task force, he had to swim back with less than half the men left.
@firingallcylinders2949
@firingallcylinders2949 5 лет назад
This entire event shows the discipline and tenacity of Roman Soldiers. To be able to hold back an entire city that wants you dead with only a small garrison left behind is impressive. Caesar could not have pulled off most of what he did in his career if not for how well trained Legionaries were.
@blackoutgenez
@blackoutgenez 5 лет назад
@@firingallcylinders2949 was the royal quarters enclosed in a wall? howd they last that long outnumbered
@stormyprawn
@stormyprawn 5 лет назад
Cleopatra: exists Caesar: **plays careless whisper**
@shara30000
@shara30000 6 лет назад
"with his flawless Latin accent" *AYYYYYYYYY*
@charleschapman6810
@charleschapman6810 4 года назад
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@additivent
@additivent 4 года назад
@@charleschapman6810 you what m8
@christaylor8271
@christaylor8271 4 года назад
Little known fact, before Happy Days, Fonzie got his start in Egypt.
@babulburel547
@babulburel547 4 года назад
lol
@simonhicks5973
@simonhicks5973 3 года назад
@@charleschapman6810 adderal, kids, adderal
@justcallmeSheriff
@justcallmeSheriff 6 лет назад
Love the rotating symbols for panic and dumb decisions! You're doing a great job at characterizing rectangles.
@proxy4620
@proxy4620 5 лет назад
The best part is that when the rectangles spin around, you get a good idea what happened.
@BADVlBES
@BADVlBES 5 лет назад
@@proxy4620 thats legit what his comment meant
@Hesric
@Hesric 6 лет назад
Damned Ptolemy, ruining Ptolemy dynasty for Ptolemy!
@MichaelSmith-ij2ut
@MichaelSmith-ij2ut 5 лет назад
You Ptolemies sure are a contentious people.
@timothymclean
@timothymclean 5 лет назад
There's a pretty good rule of thumb for the Ptolemaic dynasty. If the king was named Ptolemy, he screwed up the kingdom with a mixture of incompetence, hedonism, and apathy. If the king was kicked out and replaced by his big sister, she did a damn good job of keeping things together, but it was too late because this only happened once.
@gvlacic21
@gvlacic21 4 года назад
@@MichaelSmith-ij2ut You've made an enemy for life Smither !
@count487
@count487 4 года назад
Well there a previous event where Ptolemy’s sister-wife and daughter kicked out Ptolemy and his other daughters because they were Roman puppets and ruled for a few years until the Romans restored their puppet, and executed the daughter, who was reigning as sole queen after her mother either died of natural causes or was murdered. One of the daughters who went with Ptolemy XII ‘failure’ was Cleopatra. So really she was just following in her mother and sister’s footsteps.
@count487
@count487 4 года назад
Oh and said daughter, Cleopatra VI, was executed by her father
@shloopydoopersontheloreguy9069
@shloopydoopersontheloreguy9069 3 года назад
Caesar has often been represented as a very emotional man. His relief over his Gaulic interpreter. His grief at seeing Brutus among the conspirators. Pompeii while a rival in war was also his only daughters widow. A long time ally of many years and an ex good friend. Caesars grief was genuine.
@fraser4982
@fraser4982 2 года назад
Agree. There is no reason to suspect that ceasar faked this grief aside from "Muh dictator"
@Batchall_Accepted
@Batchall_Accepted 2 года назад
@@fraser4982 the saddest thing about Ceasar is that he did want the best for rome, unfortunately that meant what HE thought was best, and you didnt get a choice lol hes the physical embodiment of the whole "paved with good intentions" idea
@juangorda
@juangorda 2 года назад
Can you remind me of the relief about the interpreter?
@kingeddiam2543
@kingeddiam2543 2 года назад
@@juangorda in the gaulic wars a gaul interpreter was captured by the other side and caesar thought he was dead and when he saw he was alive caesar was rlly relieved
@jimmytheshadowleviathan7243
@@fraser4982 yes there is. caesar was a propaganda machine. "look i went to britain!" "look i took gaul!" "look im paying my armies a lot!" " look i gave people in cisalpine gaul citizenship!" "look im sad that labienus left!" there is no reason to suspect that this is different
@VAWM.
@VAWM. 4 года назад
"Everytime Caesar removed himself from the equation, things began to crumble." Why do I feel like this is foreshadowing just how much the post-war peace relied on Caesar not being brutally stabbed to death on the Senate floor?
@carlosleonardo88
@carlosleonardo88 3 года назад
Underrated comment.
@13minutestomidnight
@13minutestomidnight 3 года назад
Conspirators in Caesar's death - meeting number 48: "We are upholding the proud morals of the Republic with this act of conspiracy and assassin- ...Ouch! Hey, don't backstab me before he's even dead!" "Sorry... Actually, why does this suicide note have my name on it? Is that a noose..?" "It's totally and utterly unrelated. Let's all just ignore it. ...Okay, the guillotine is just overkill, guys. Who brought that? C'mon, own up."
@aaronstorey9712
@aaronstorey9712 Год назад
​@@13minutestomidnightpretty much lol
@skydiesay6019
@skydiesay6019 6 лет назад
THANK GOD ALMIGHTY ANOTHER VIDEO HAS BEEN BLESSED TO US
@aurelian5234
@aurelian5234 6 лет назад
SkyDieSay praise the lord!
@M_Chen333
@M_Chen333 6 лет назад
Praise the sun!
@Falcon_Chapter
@Falcon_Chapter 6 лет назад
PRAISE BE!
@StrongArmZZ
@StrongArmZZ 6 лет назад
gd right
@Minion_Mike
@Minion_Mike 6 лет назад
Get you knowledge straw, it's time to start sucking!
@KTChamberlain
@KTChamberlain 6 лет назад
Caesar was pissed off with Ptolemy XIII having Pompey beheaded for a couple other reasons: 1, The punishment for a former consul being an enemy was usually exile 2, Ptolemy owed Pompey Magnus a huge favor and he repaid him with betrayal and beheading him? Bad move. 3, A kingdom that was indebted to Rome had to respect Roman law and one of those laws was not to harm a Roman citizen of any class without Rome passing the sentence--in short, only Romans had the right to kill Romans, and even then, there had to be good reason. 4, Despite being enemies, they were still old friends and former in-laws. 5. Ptolemy violated a basic ancient law of hospitality.
@Dimblenick
@Dimblenick 6 лет назад
You really think Egyptians would cede their independence to the Romans that easy? the plan was to kill Caesar and Pompey together.
@sonkew826
@sonkew826 6 лет назад
is this where the "HE WAS A CONSUL OF ROME" is coming in? cause i almost thought that was about Ceaser and how he went on holiday for 3 months after having been out of the country and cut off from the world (quite literally) for half of his term already.
@KTChamberlain
@KTChamberlain 6 лет назад
NimbleDick Crabb // I never said that, although Historia Civilis pointed out in the video covering Caesar's term as Consul in 59 BC, Ptolemy XI had no legitimate heirs and in his will left Egypt to Rome, but Caesar did not press that claim and Ptolemy XII did a lot have Rome essentially legitimize his claim to the throne despite being a bastard and maintain his kingdom's independence so to speak. Ptolemy XIII did not plan to have Caesar and Pompey killed together. He had Pompey killed on arrival in the hopes of currying Caesar's favor since he won the civil war*, but he learned the hard way that that was a bad move and would later live to regret that decision. But when Caesar occupied his palace and then later supported Cleopatra, then he sought to try and kill Caesar. To put it simply in a comedic fashion, that Boy-King dicked with the wrong Dictator.
@yourneighbour5738
@yourneighbour5738 6 лет назад
Which Ptolemy is this?
@chad_bro_chill
@chad_bro_chill 6 лет назад
Pie S, the "Consul of Rome" bit is referring to HBO's Rome. That's how they portray Caesar's reaction to Pompey's death.
@weierfischen
@weierfischen 6 лет назад
"Veni, vidi, veni." - Julius Caesar, 47 B.C.E.
@jy3n2
@jy3n2 5 лет назад
"Vidi, vici, veneri."
@goxdie000
@goxdie000 5 лет назад
Hahahahahaha
@sjappiyah4071
@sjappiyah4071 4 года назад
Jan Massey That took me a minute but that’s HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂😂
@nickd.9955
@nickd.9955 4 года назад
Very underrated comment right here
@CStrik3r
@CStrik3r 4 года назад
Should be top comment
@PierroCh5
@PierroCh5 3 года назад
The idea of Cæsar getting wasted while locked inside the royal palace was so f*cking funny until I realised that this is exactly what I've been doing for the last few months of lockdown.
@anjasnyder7996
@anjasnyder7996 2 года назад
But at least he was on lockdown with Cleopatra :)
@Crazdor
@Crazdor 2 года назад
You spent lockdown in a royal palace? Damn, dude, that's awesome.
@carteradams43
@carteradams43 Год назад
@@Crazdor I mean, this was the ancient world, so a modern house is probably better then a royal palace back then...
@kukifitte7357
@kukifitte7357 Год назад
@@carteradams43 I doubt that
@josephrios6939
@josephrios6939 4 года назад
Legend has it that Caesarion went on to open a pizza chain that still lives on today.
@GlobalWarmingSkeptic
@GlobalWarmingSkeptic 3 года назад
That was Cleopatra's son, LIttle Caesar
@HotdogFish1
@HotdogFish1 3 года назад
Or he got brutally murdered
@viceregentofducanada9384
@viceregentofducanada9384 2 года назад
Pizza made the way his father and mother did it: hot and ready.
@1224chrisng
@1224chrisng 2 года назад
yeah, but there are rumours that one certain Charles Cheese is plotting against him, watch out for the ides of the month
@normanpearson8753
@normanpearson8753 Год назад
I like mine deep filled .
@connorgolden4
@connorgolden4 6 лет назад
I think that Caesar was genuinely saddened by Pompeys death. For years they were friends and allies and even family, you don’t just feel nothing when that person dies and you find out by having their severed (and probably rotting) head thrust in your face. Although no doubt he was also angry about being denied his surrender.
@louisswanepoel1614
@louisswanepoel1614 6 лет назад
Pompey was also his rival (after the triumvirate broke) and with so much emotional attachment (for lack of better English) to Pompey Caesar felt betrayed that Pompey just got shift-deleted by some lowly dude.
@bomschhofmann1644
@bomschhofmann1644 6 лет назад
So it is like a battelfield game, your friend is in the opposite faction and you wanne troll him but he gets killed by a random player?
@connorgolden4
@connorgolden4 6 лет назад
Louis Swanepoel That’s true but even when friends quarrel and drift apart you still miss the good old days. For a couple of years me and one of my close friends didn’t talk at all bc we’d had a disagreement and I ended the friendship. And despite my anger at what happened I was still really saddened by it because I’d lost a friend. I think that in that moment (if Caesar really did weep) he didn’t see the severed head of his enemy but the desecrated corpse of an old friend. If Caesar really didn’t know anything about his death then I doubt he would’ve been ready to shed crocodile tears on a moments notice and that those tears were genuine.
@gard86
@gard86 6 лет назад
Bomsch Hofmann lol
@strongback6550
@strongback6550 6 лет назад
I reckon he might have believed he could convince him once he had lost. After all, they had agreed in the past, perhaps he considered they could do so again.
@everydaypancakemix
@everydaypancakemix 6 лет назад
I mean if you're gonna be stuck in Egypt surrounded by enemies it's not so bad when you get to bang Cleopatra the whole time.
@Cancoillotteman
@Cancoillotteman 6 лет назад
Especially when she's about 20 to 30 years younger than you... just sayin'...
@PeterJavi
@PeterJavi 6 лет назад
Zacharie Guillerey It's all fun and games until you find yourself swimming in a harbor by yourself, trying to keep your maps dry above your head.
@Cancoillotteman
@Cancoillotteman 6 лет назад
PJ Vis I think the maps were the only things he kept dry though...
@PeterJavi
@PeterJavi 6 лет назад
Zacharie Guillerey To be fair, I understand why he wouldn't admit defeat at that point.
@DarranKern
@DarranKern 6 лет назад
She was ugly tho
@Lexicoism
@Lexicoism 6 лет назад
HE WAS A CONSUL OF ROME!!!
@kennykeating5243
@kennykeating5243 6 лет назад
Shame on the house of Ptolemy!
@Life4Metalcore
@Life4Metalcore 6 лет назад
Gives me chills every time
@connorgolden4
@connorgolden4 6 лет назад
One of my favorite scenes
@kwazar3803
@kwazar3803 6 лет назад
Where is the rest of him?
@connorgolden4
@connorgolden4 6 лет назад
Kwazar380+ About to become a puppet on strings for the young king
@stormyprawn
@stormyprawn 5 лет назад
3 roman infantry rectangles vs 15 egyptian infantry rectangles Total War Rome 2 roman unit cost effectiveness in a nutshell
@jacklang3314
@jacklang3314 5 лет назад
To be fair Egyptian Infantry in Rome 2 are dogshit.
@francoisdupuis4510
@francoisdupuis4510 4 года назад
@@jacklang3314 but their archers are a huge pain in the ass
@matheusmelo6022
@matheusmelo6022 4 года назад
@@francoisdupuis4510 their chariots are an even bigger pain in the ass
@cc0767
@cc0767 4 года назад
@@matheusmelo6022 their elephants are the biggest possible pain in the ass
@ieatbabies4446
@ieatbabies4446 4 года назад
But the Rome 1 Egyptian units tho...
@rotciv1492
@rotciv1492 5 лет назад
You know you're screwed when Caesar anticipes your anticipation.
@anjasnyder7996
@anjasnyder7996 2 года назад
lul
@conorward4364
@conorward4364 6 лет назад
Damn we got some new techno background music. Who knew ancient Rome was such a sick rave?!?!
@knightshade1297
@knightshade1297 6 лет назад
I liked the old one
@FlymanMS
@FlymanMS 6 лет назад
Them Romans knew how to orgy.
@fifthofascalante7311
@fifthofascalante7311 6 лет назад
conor ward I’m imagining Titus Pullo and Lucius Vorenus breakdancing 🤣.
@kapitan19969838
@kapitan19969838 6 лет назад
I liked the old one much more
@Tom_Skelton
@Tom_Skelton 6 лет назад
The baseline on the Constitution of Athens is my favorite.
@stormyprawn
@stormyprawn 5 лет назад
He protecc He attacc But most importantly, He bang Cleopatra from the bacc
@historyoftheromans2527
@historyoftheromans2527 5 лет назад
Mosieur Pepe lol
@JonatasAdoM
@JonatasAdoM 5 лет назад
"We don't know exactly what happened on that first night" *SEX*
@svon1
@svon1 5 лет назад
a Bath probably been 8 days in a bag
@richardsanchez9190
@richardsanchez9190 5 лет назад
Hopefully a shower first.
@lightzpy8049
@lightzpy8049 5 лет назад
@@richardsanchez9190 No, he probably liked the smell of all those pheromones
@mikailvandartel
@mikailvandartel 5 лет назад
Lightzpy i mean, who doesnt?
@netserivry5561
@netserivry5561 4 года назад
@@lightzpy8049 more like pharaoh-mones, amirite?
@Arrynek01
@Arrynek01 5 лет назад
"Siege of Alexandria" and it's the Romans who's besieged. I did not see that one coming.
@campelodemagalhaes
@campelodemagalhaes 3 года назад
Well, I saw that coming because it is the fourth video on the subject I see, but yeah, one would expect the other way around.
@The_Mad_Regent
@The_Mad_Regent 3 года назад
Neither did the Romans.
@patlab555
@patlab555 5 лет назад
Cleopatra was *extremely* pregnant. the _extremely_ made me laugh 🤣🤣🤣
@whoisjoelsmith
@whoisjoelsmith 4 года назад
Patrice Laborda she was a walking milk dispenser.
@nostalgiacorner1999
@nostalgiacorner1999 3 года назад
@@whoisjoelsmith 🤣🤣🤣
@gd5066
@gd5066 3 года назад
The head was basically poking out and looking around.
@coledarby665
@coledarby665 3 года назад
@@gd5066 Dont know why but that made me laugh.
@redacted3557
@redacted3557 6 лет назад
I stopped watching another Historia Civilis video for this
@alecsis882
@alecsis882 6 лет назад
👍
@epicspoon400
@epicspoon400 6 лет назад
WHY????? Just watch both at the same time
@epicspoon400
@epicspoon400 6 лет назад
WHY????? Just watch both at the same time
@1503nemanja
@1503nemanja 6 лет назад
Is it heresy?
@ericconnor8251
@ericconnor8251 6 лет назад
It's like a Historia Civilis inception going on here.
@Palaelogus
@Palaelogus 6 лет назад
It's just so crazy how this weird side-quest in Egypt actually happened in the middel of the civil war. History is cooler than any movie
@12321dantheman
@12321dantheman Год назад
and then 1800 years later napoleon also has a weird side-quest in Egypt in the middle of a series of wars
@Palaelogus
@Palaelogus Год назад
@@12321dantheman You have to wonder if Napoleon kinda wanted to imitate Caesar with that one. It's such a strange chapter in both their stories. Quite the debacle full of close calls for both of them, but such great content from a storytelling perspective.
@DarthFhenix55
@DarthFhenix55 10 месяцев назад
​@@PalaelogusThis reminds me of the Spanish conquest of the Incas, a civil war that ended with the subjugation of a kingdom due to the introduction of a third unexpected faction.
@state_song_xprt
@state_song_xprt 6 лет назад
Did he just accidentally invade Egypt?
@Cancoillotteman
@Cancoillotteman 6 лет назад
"Oups, I did it again !"
@mogyesz9
@mogyesz9 6 лет назад
I hope you do not take this channel, especially this series literally. It is a story retold in a modern fashion, similiar to a childs tale. It has great grain of truth, but lacks depth because that is not its role. You cannot explain love, lust nor rape to a child, but the story about bees and flowers doesnt become any less important simply for it being tailored to naive audiance.
@toxicpanda36
@toxicpanda36 6 лет назад
mogyesz9 Yea, I see this channel moreso as a great introduction/stepping stone for learning about these topics before getting a deeper understanding through personal research and literature.
@gendarrion911
@gendarrion911 6 лет назад
I came; I saw; I conquered.... accidentally.
@floridamanx1043
@floridamanx1043 6 лет назад
@@mogyesz9doctor you can't possibly say that there's better history than this shit. Obviously it's gonna be from a modern perspective. How could it be otherwise? If you have better history, do it. I know I'll watch
@ProtomanButCallMeBlues
@ProtomanButCallMeBlues 5 лет назад
King Mithridaities is that guy that is just sitting at home drinking beer and eating chips when you give a call to get you from the airport he goes "my buddy needs me", and runs to his car.
@Lazyguy22
@Lazyguy22 5 лет назад
It's actually pretty mad how Caesar's just got done winning a civil war then stops off in Egypt for a year to have this holiday arc.
@HazhMcMoor
@HazhMcMoor 4 месяца назад
If it's an anime the fan would accuse it of being an irrelevant filler
@ericconnor8251
@ericconnor8251 6 лет назад
The events leading up and during the siege of the Ptolemaic royal palace of Alexandria, with Caesar and his budding new love interest Cleopatra VII trapped together inside of it for months before the Roman relief force arrives, honestly reads like something out of an adventure novel. It's just so damn epic. That's especially the case with the whole burning of the ships in the harbor that spread fire to the famous Library of Alexandria, burning part of it down. Must have been quite a sight.
@toxicpanda36
@toxicpanda36 6 лет назад
You can make a blockbuster movie based on this conflict It's so damn exciting with twists and turns - it even has a twist ending with everything going to shit while Caesar was away.
@Alusnovalotus
@Alusnovalotus 6 лет назад
toxicpanda36 ummm they did. Ever hear of Elizabeth Taylor???
@ericconnor8251
@ericconnor8251 6 лет назад
alus nova that movie is incredibly cheesy, though. It didn't really accurately depict Greco-Roman civilization or the major figures of the time period. The dialogue was terribly contrived and the special effects are just meh. The costumes and settings are also terrifyingly unauthentic for the Hellenistic period and late Roman Republic. The combat depicted in the film is also laughable. Spartacus was a much better film.
@oskarstedt9775
@oskarstedt9775 6 лет назад
Eric Connor g
@Toxodos
@Toxodos 5 лет назад
HBO's Rome covered this period, but I don't remember the siege. been a while since I watched it though
@SophieSelkie
@SophieSelkie 6 лет назад
I was having such a bad day till I saw more historia civilis was out Hands down the best channel on the site
@moomooinc5798
@moomooinc5798 6 лет назад
Best channel
@liquidcitrus145
@liquidcitrus145 6 лет назад
I can't take a video a month anymore.
@tinchosabala
@tinchosabala 6 лет назад
SO TRUE, DAMMIT
@wajihfadel4516
@wajihfadel4516 6 лет назад
Agreed
@podemosurss8316
@podemosurss8316 6 лет назад
The importance of the lighthouse of Pharos is so big that the Spanish word for lighthouse comes from the name of the island.
@Martin_Daniel
@Martin_Daniel 5 лет назад
The Italian word as well: Faro.
@arthurheberle5835
@arthurheberle5835 5 лет назад
Also Portuguese: Farol
@Thessaloz
@Thessaloz 5 лет назад
No1 mention the name of this island before the lighthouse. The Greeks who build it (Pharos mean blanket or candle in ancient Greek), later named all lighthouses pharos. Even the modern Greek word is pharos too.
@Hanible
@Hanible 5 лет назад
french aswell: une phare
@christopherborges7929
@christopherborges7929 5 лет назад
@@Martin_Daniel Same as spanish: Faro. Farol is spanish for lantern.
@RobertCampsall
@RobertCampsall 4 месяца назад
It's amazing how much character a bunch of coloured squares can convey.
@KiLleRaBo0oG
@KiLleRaBo0oG 6 лет назад
Best notification a man can recieve
@burbanpoison2494
@burbanpoison2494 6 лет назад
New message on tinder: Staci says "if I give you a hundred dollars, will you sleep with me?"
@moomooinc5798
@moomooinc5798 6 лет назад
Yes
@tinchosabala
@tinchosabala 6 лет назад
The truest thing ever
@commonlongfield
@commonlongfield 6 лет назад
Yep...and then the wait for the next one begins...
@Gandalf-The-Green
@Gandalf-The-Green 6 лет назад
nah it is second best. Best would be: you have won 10 million dollars and are free to live your life as you choose to. Second best is a new Historia Civilis video.
@Braila2000
@Braila2000 6 лет назад
Can anyone imagine that there are only 3 or 4 videos remaining and HC finishes the series with Caesar? After all these years watching his channel, finishing this series kind of makes me sad. I hope his next series will be a great one to. Maybe he will continue with the romans and greeks. Good luck
@irongeneral7861
@irongeneral7861 6 лет назад
Wait, really?
@dyasion
@dyasion 6 лет назад
I hope he continues the narrative with Augustus.
@Braila2000
@Braila2000 6 лет назад
Kuno, that would be great but i want to see a complete series about Scipio Africanus, the second best roman commander. His campaigns were awesome
@Greenfield-li3bg
@Greenfield-li3bg 6 лет назад
I am sure he could make more videos. Battle of Thapsus, Battle of Ruspina, Battle of Zela, Battle of Munda, Caesar's final days a dictator and a consul, his reforms and more.
@Braila2000
@Braila2000 6 лет назад
Greenfield, yes but all of these cand be comprised in 4 videos. The battle of Zela was short. Ruspina and Thapsus were on african campaign. And in the final, Pompey sons rebelion. And that's all. In the last video i think that a description of Caesar as a general, politician and as a man. That would be great.
@commanderkei9537
@commanderkei9537 6 лет назад
Caesar every time he solves a problem but everything on every other front goes wrong: “I just want the Roman Empire to *STAY SAVED!* I JUST CLEANED UP THIS MESS, CAN WE KEEP IT CLEAN FOR 10 MINUTES??”
@teegamew766
@teegamew766 5 лет назад
Roman Republic.
@iamseamonkey6688
@iamseamonkey6688 5 лет назад
@@teegamew766 it was kinda the roman empire the moment pompey died.
@jonathanstroupe2706
@jonathanstroupe2706 4 года назад
Pompey's head is a god damned censored block 😂😂😂 I love this channel so much.
@rateeightx
@rateeightx 6 лет назад
"I'm Ptolemy!" "No I'm Ptolemy!" "I'm Ptolemy!" "I'm Ptolemy And So Is My Wife!"
@TheAustronaut03
@TheAustronaut03 4 года назад
He's Ptolem! He's Ptolemy! You're Ptolemy! *I'm Ptolemy!* Are there any other Ptolemies I should know about?
@SmokesOnMe
@SmokesOnMe 4 года назад
@@TheAustronaut03 I definitely know this reference but the source is eluding me... Would you be so kind as to remind me?
@taicanium
@taicanium 4 года назад
@@SmokesOnMe Hah! I wouldn't transfer Cyprus to you if you were the last *Ptolemy* on Earth!!
@kosmara1901
@kosmara1901 4 года назад
@@SmokesOnMe Monty Python's Life of Brian (crucifixion scene)
@mr.nobody2191
@mr.nobody2191 3 года назад
@@TheAustronaut03 meow
@andreasfoerster772
@andreasfoerster772 5 лет назад
Love your videos! I do have one tiny correction though: Mithridates of Perganom was not King. He was simply a powerful noble and general, being the son of the famous Mithridates, King of Pontus. The Romans had annexed Pontus and the surrounding territory after victory in the Third Mithridatic War in 63 BC. However, Caesar would make Mithridates King of the Bosporus for helping him out of this sticky situation.
@marcospatricio8283
@marcospatricio8283 4 года назад
I know I'm quite late, but thanks, man.
@madavarams268
@madavarams268 2 года назад
@@marcospatricio8283 wait... is this you?
@marcospatricio8283
@marcospatricio8283 2 года назад
@@madavarams268 you who? We know each other?
@willtattersall1940
@willtattersall1940 2 года назад
@@marcospatricio8283 OMG is it actually you??
@marcospatricio8283
@marcospatricio8283 2 года назад
@@willtattersall1940 are you guys trolling me..?
@letmethinkaboutitk
@letmethinkaboutitk 6 лет назад
"This was a tense exchange" *thumping techno music*
@degenerate3288
@degenerate3288 6 лет назад
There most Ceaser thing ever Anticipating they're anticipation
@bzqp2
@bzqp2 5 лет назад
their*
@raunokbasu9932
@raunokbasu9932 5 лет назад
*the *Caesar
5 лет назад
LOGISTICS WINS WARS
@Richard_Nickerson
@Richard_Nickerson 4 года назад
It literally hurts to read this.
@Richard_Nickerson
@Richard_Nickerson 4 года назад
@@bzqp2 And the*
@TheBeyspieler
@TheBeyspieler 4 года назад
Who knew a spinning square could portray chaos so well 22:45
@purplepotatoes9255
@purplepotatoes9255 4 года назад
Have you ever played geometry dash?
@TheLostArchangel666
@TheLostArchangel666 6 лет назад
Lingering in Egypt might've been a strategic mistake, but the payoff was more than worthwhile.
@Cancoillotteman
@Cancoillotteman 6 лет назад
I really wish there was some faithful representation of Cleopatra somewhere, just to have a good consideration of what that payoff must have felt like X)
@bruh5361
@bruh5361 6 лет назад
A surprise to be sure, but a welcomed one.
@Cancoillotteman
@Cancoillotteman 6 лет назад
Bruh "I will be consul, and I shall put a swift end to our problems"
@physical_insanity
@physical_insanity 6 лет назад
Getting to bang a waifu better than any weeaboo trash that comes out of Japan and fixing relations with a country you're in is prolly the best deal ever.
@konodioda3854
@konodioda3854 5 лет назад
Doesn't matter had sex
@mirneskovacevic2438
@mirneskovacevic2438 6 лет назад
This is basically the best channel on the internet.. Just great.. No matter what, these videos just make me happy☺️
@newjones1754
@newjones1754 6 лет назад
Just check Wikipedia and search Cleopatra and you find exactly the same words as in the vid.
@karrade2000
@karrade2000 6 лет назад
It always amazes me how you tell these stories in such an interesting way with so minimal animation.
@gadhviviraj9172
@gadhviviraj9172 Год назад
21:28 "what was he doing?" Cleopatra probably
@krankarvolund7771
@krankarvolund7771 5 лет назад
"She also agreed to reign as a co-monarch with his younger brother, also named Ptolemy" And marry him, by the way. before poisoning him to let his son Ptolemy reign with her ^^
@kosmara1901
@kosmara1901 4 года назад
Wincest!
@yarpen26
@yarpen26 4 года назад
Considering all the inbreeding this dynasty had seen since the times of Alexander, it's a miracle Cleopatra VII was not only not a drooling retard but actually a genuine prodigy.
@omegraptorch3624
@omegraptorch3624 4 года назад
yarpen26 yeah... I suspect some unfaithfulness, otherwise it would‘ve been a miracle that Cleo was even able to walk
@krankarvolund7771
@krankarvolund7771 4 года назад
@@omegraptorch3624 Yeah, there's some theories about how Cleopatra's mother could be a concubine ^^ Strabon said that Ptolemy XII (Cleo's father) had only one legitimate child, Berenice IV, and she could be half egyptian, as some romans called her "The egyptian" to mock her, and she played with that. Plus she speaked egyptian for the first time in the lagid dynasty XD But no one seemed to use that against her at the time. Also, her father was probbly bastard too, so yeah she had a lot of fresh blood, compared to he others Lagid ^^
@Yoedric
@Yoedric 3 года назад
@@krankarvolund7771 I love the scene of a very white or black cleopatra swearing to be a pure bred ptolemy heiress, containing a smile when romans sarcatiscally call her "the egyptian".
@joshevans5127
@joshevans5127 6 лет назад
Caesar- "..." King's Councilors- "..." Caesar- "..." King's Councilors-"..."
@merrittanimation7721
@merrittanimation7721 6 лет назад
Diplomacy at its finest
@physical_insanity
@physical_insanity 6 лет назад
Dialogue of the century.
@evilj7663
@evilj7663 6 лет назад
Shame on the House of Ptolemies for such barbarity, shame. He was a Consul of Rome! A Consul of Rome. To die in this sordid way, quartered like some low thief. Shame!
@Alusnovalotus
@Alusnovalotus 6 лет назад
Ferron they only did it because they thought it would please Caesar and give them browny points vis a vis their debt to Rome. Sadly it backfired and had Caesar listened to Cleopatra and others, he would have been named king
@evilj7663
@evilj7663 6 лет назад
alus nova ..........
@physical_insanity
@physical_insanity 6 лет назад
@@Alusnovalotus Nice explanation aside, I think you missed the point of the comment bby.
@VoidLantadd
@VoidLantadd 6 лет назад
alus nova r/woooosh
@cmcmahon331
@cmcmahon331 6 лет назад
Nothing gets me pumped like a Historia Civilis upload. Also Cleopatra sneaking into the royal quarter in a laundry bag is too good to be true.
@Keen-eye
@Keen-eye 5 лет назад
Loving this playlist on Caesar. The narration is tight yet wide in scope, maintaining a good pace while letting the uninitiated follow with no problem. Also the musical and animation punctuation is great, makes me a laugh a lot! I cannot get enough
@e21big
@e21big 5 лет назад
the feeling when a single charge from the rear rout your entire full stack army
@Iason29
@Iason29 4 года назад
Lol it happens only in real life, as if that would ever happen in Rome II
@DragonMaster1804
@DragonMaster1804 3 года назад
@@Iason29 It does in Rome I.
@EinFelsbrocken
@EinFelsbrocken 3 года назад
@@Iason29 lol; someone doesnt play on vh
@gmat5046
@gmat5046 3 года назад
A single stack of Caesars hardened HEAVY infantry. Yeah. Do you think the big C brought any newb legionaries with him?
@evananderson-navarro6142
@evananderson-navarro6142 6 лет назад
8:07 I just love the idea of Apollodorus just saying "ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy" in perfect latin as a way to get past all the Roman guards. Roman Guard: "State your name and business" Apollodorus: "ayyyyyyyyyyy, you know me, what's up dude... I got my sack here and, well... you know... AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY" Roman Guard: *thinking* _Uh-oh... was this in the briefing this morning? Mother of Jupiter... I was falling asleep again! is this some sort of password? I can't remember! I mean this Apollo whatever guy looks like he knows what he's talking about! maybe I do remember him from somewhere... geez, I'll just try to sound like I know what's going on._ "uh, yeah man, I mean... yeah 'ayyyy' right?" Apollodorus: *with a wink and a nod* "Ayyyyy I knew you knew the whole time, proud of you bro, Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy" *proceeds to walk through gate* Roman Guard _Whew, crisis avoided. I am so slick_
@canadianrocketman3475
@canadianrocketman3475 Год назад
Lol
@PicklePickle7
@PicklePickle7 6 лет назад
Historia Civilis videos are part of the best things in every month.
@louisswanepoel1614
@louisswanepoel1614 6 лет назад
Once a month, why does quality take so much time.
6 лет назад
Damn - the real story of Cleopatra meeting Ceaser, even rivals that of HBO's Titus Pullo and Verenus. Also, I can't help but admire the daring and audacity of Ceaser. How many times did this guy get surrounded in enemy territory - and still not flee?? Great video as always.
@abanuverse
@abanuverse 5 лет назад
True true; he was an adrenaline junkie and a soldier!
@longnamenocansayy
@longnamenocansayy 5 лет назад
you read about great men in history and julius ceaser always comes up. i guess he was really a great leader.
@hititmanify
@hititmanify 6 лет назад
9 Languages huh? I bet Ceasar liked her french the most. hehe
@abanuverse
@abanuverse 5 лет назад
hehe!!
@itisWhatitis12345
@itisWhatitis12345 5 лет назад
mi scuzi
@screamatmyscore
@screamatmyscore 5 лет назад
Hon hon
@xano2921
@xano2921 5 лет назад
Someone can explain, I din't understood
@ancientfalmer4341
@ancientfalmer4341 4 года назад
He gave cunnilingus to a cunning linguist
@tagtraumen
@tagtraumen 5 лет назад
16:34 ironic that the colour scheme for the forces imitates a French flag, specifically at the Nile 😂 *_Requiescet in pace Nelson_*
@i3e5l4
@i3e5l4 5 лет назад
read mire what tthat mean >?
@salt_factory7566
@salt_factory7566 5 лет назад
Napoleon invaded Egypt, it was going great until Britain said "fuck you here's a blockade" furthermore the battle at the Nile is eerily similar to Austerlitz with the Egyptians having high ground, then giving up that high ground in an offensive only to be surrounded.
@robespierregracchus3153
@robespierregracchus3153 3 года назад
it happens again at the timestamp 19:42
@MikeGill87
@MikeGill87 6 лет назад
Just this afternoon I watched the Fall of Pompey once again, thinking it's nearly two months since the video was relased and a new one might come soon. I had no idea... THANKS!
@ahmedel-barbary336
@ahmedel-barbary336 6 лет назад
The same as you
@alfred3496
@alfred3496 6 лет назад
Same here
@ericconnor8251
@ericconnor8251 6 лет назад
We are able to distinguish between the various male rulers of the Ptolemaic dynasty by their Greek epithets, so that Ptolemy XII is referred to as "Auletes" ("the flute player") and his son Ptolemy XIII (Cleopatra's rival brother) as "Theos Philopator" ("the God Who Loves His Father"). Personally my favorite one is Ptolemy VIII's nickname, Ptolemy VIII Physcon, "Ptolemy the Fat". Lol.
@Cancoillotteman
@Cancoillotteman 6 лет назад
Some nicknames are just fun, take Charlemagne great-grandson, was called Charles the bald, or an ulterior French king who was called Charles (still yes) the Simple (meaning simple-minded). ^^
@ericconnor8251
@ericconnor8251 6 лет назад
Zacharie Guillerey Great examples! The Frankish rulers have some good ones, but to be honest I think the Vikings have most interesting and badass epithets attached to their names, like Ivar the Boneless. Lol.
@Cancoillotteman
@Cancoillotteman 6 лет назад
Eric Connor I agree ! "Ironside" or "The Walker" come strait to my mind :) Sadly I do not know scandinavian history well enough to know enough of them
@swissmilitischristilxxii3691
@swissmilitischristilxxii3691 6 лет назад
Ivar the boneless. LOL
@midshipman8654
@midshipman8654 6 лет назад
Eric Connor so cleopatra’s brother could be said to be a daddy’s boy?
@chakfungcheung3318
@chakfungcheung3318 6 лет назад
The comment section: 30% Kissing Historia Civilis' ass 30% Random historical facts 40% He was a consul of Rome
@Sm4shBG
@Sm4shBG 6 лет назад
Cheung Jason well he indeed was a CONSUL OF ROME
@Cancoillotteman
@Cancoillotteman 6 лет назад
Y Liang Sooo... that means I have to come up with a historical fact, right ? So let me think... yes I know, remember the "Marcus Antonius making a mess of Roman politics" thingy ? Well let's just say that in this short amount of time he managed to alienate Rome's most influencial senator left and the main mediating force between Pompeens and Ceasarians by threatning Cicero to have his hands cut off and nailed to the senate doors, in a way that was only vagely hidden. As you can guess this didn't go very well.
@chakfungcheung3318
@chakfungcheung3318 6 лет назад
Zacharie Guillerey Soft, pink hands. A good present to the wife.
@Gandalf-The-Green
@Gandalf-The-Green 6 лет назад
Well, I was contemplating on what smart point I could make against your comment. But it is just fundamentally true, assessed with a sharp mind and a great observation.
@FirefoxisredExplorerisblueGoog
Hey, the man has a nice ass. And great videos.
@jy3n2
@jy3n2 5 лет назад
Calpurnia: "What happened to 'Caesar's wife must be above suspicion?'" Caesar: "I'm not Caesar's wife."
@KTChamberlain
@KTChamberlain 5 лет назад
I like to think that the Siege of Alexandria and the Battle of the Nile can be summed up in these words: Sink or Swim. Caesar managed to slip out of his armor when his boat capsized and swam across the Alexandrian harbor; by contrast, Ptolemy sank under the weight of his golden armor when his boat capsized and drowned in the Nile.
@notverypog
@notverypog Год назад
caesar: 1 ptolemy: 0
@rootstone9883
@rootstone9883 6 лет назад
intense exhcange between three squares Historia Civilis style: 1: ... 2: ... 3: ... 2: ... 1: ... 2: ... Whe the dialog is this good, you don't even need exclamation marks.
@Iason29
@Iason29 5 лет назад
I still can't wait HC do a video about the 60's using squares:p
@sleazymeezy
@sleazymeezy 5 лет назад
Red was here
@HateTaxesWASt
@HateTaxesWASt 6 лет назад
Honestly, I think Caesar was genuinely upset that Pompey was killed and beheaded. They were originally friends. He pardoned everyone that participated in the Civil War, he wanted to integrate them back into Roman society.
@physical_insanity
@physical_insanity 6 лет назад
And they all thanked him by giving him surprise birthday gifts (and it wasn't even his birthday, the mad lads).
@Alusnovalotus
@Alusnovalotus 6 лет назад
Zandandido which is why many people think he faked it. He used propaganda to its fullest advantage to get sympathy from the opponents’ followers. Though personally I believe it was a little of both. He was saddened that his friend and fellow Roman was killed like a common vermin. But that his plan to parade his adversary in chains in Rome And be seen as the savior of the republic was dashed by the Egyptians, Seems too plausible for a general and strategist of Caesars’ level not to attempt.
@jonarnar1383
@jonarnar1383 6 лет назад
Never have I felt so bad for a cube :(
@papalol1327
@papalol1327 9 месяцев назад
Cesar in Egypt: Intelligence: -100 Luck:+10000000
@knowledgerealm1064
@knowledgerealm1064 5 лет назад
"Shame on the house of Ptolemy for such barbarity, shame...."
@theoldcavalier7451
@theoldcavalier7451 4 года назад
HE WAS A CONSUL OF ROME
@charliechaplin5240
@charliechaplin5240 4 года назад
@@theoldcavalier7451 I shall return tomorrow at which time you will give me the man who killed Pompey
@paradisecityX0
@paradisecityX0 4 года назад
@@charliechaplin5240 According to Assassin's Creed Orihins, that man ended up joining Caesar
@wednesdaynightbusiness6296
@wednesdaynightbusiness6296 6 лет назад
7:35 you mentioned a big guy from Sicily. Lotta loyalty to Cleopatra, for a hired sword.
@nickcara97
@nickcara97 5 лет назад
Well perhaps he was wondering why Caesar would kill a man, that just delivered him a queen.
@blackbaron6310
@blackbaron6310 6 лет назад
J. Caesar was such an adventurous fellow. If he didn't got stabbed, i would have loved to hear the tales of his doings in anatolia and sassanids.
@Braila2000
@Braila2000 6 лет назад
Parthians not Sassanids.
@ferblancart8669
@ferblancart8669 6 лет назад
the one thing i really wonder about is his plan to channel corintho wich was totally drop after his death and not done until 1880+
@blackbaron6310
@blackbaron6310 6 лет назад
@@ferblancart8669 oh yeah right tnx for the correction.
@briangeeslin5938
@briangeeslin5938 6 лет назад
There is a large number of scholars that are of the opinion that Caesar knew about the assassination plot. He was very clever so one wonders why he ignored all the evidence both human and divine. Well, 1) his epileptic fits were becoming more frequent and it was taking him longer to recover; 2) the political situation in Rome was becoming too much to handle; thus he planned to go on campaign to get out of the kitchen so to speak. When the plot came along he had a chance to go out at the peak of his career and maintain his auctoritas. He had the examples of Pompey, Cato, and others pointing to the road he did NOT want to take.
@dohnjoe4100
@dohnjoe4100 5 лет назад
@@briangeeslin5938 Where'd you get that from? This Isn't Sarcastic, I really want to read/listen on speculation of Caesar resigning himself to fate in the hopes he left behind a stable groundwork for a successor to the republic.
@Jesse__H
@Jesse__H 6 лет назад
Wow, what a dramatic period of history for everyone involved! Unlike some ancient historical figures, Cleopatra seems to really deserve her enduring fame. It's no wonder she's still basically a household name two-fucking-thousand years later..!
@RexGalilae
@RexGalilae 6 лет назад
She just knew whom to sleep with to get the job done. What an example for women!
@ericconnor8251
@ericconnor8251 6 лет назад
+Rex Galilae: it was a bit more complicated than that. She was engaged in civil war with her brother Ptolemy XIII at the time and had previously raised her own army in Roman Syria and marched it back to Egypt in order to confront him. Sneaking herself into the Ptolemaic royal palace in Alexandria and wooing Julius Caesar was a shrewd political move, along with everything else she did afterwards. You're grossly simplifying it.
@historiamowiosobie4515
@historiamowiosobie4515 6 лет назад
She should have slept with Octavian...
@ericconnor8251
@ericconnor8251 6 лет назад
+Mikołaj: she was in no position to do so and Octavian wasn't going to fall for her charms. He had spent way too much political capital demonizing her as a literal witch casting spells on Antony, brainwashing him, and painted her as the arch nemesis of Rome, the new Helen of Troy as a destroyer of civilization. Octavian was also already married and the guy was kind of a prude to be honest. He wasn't easily swayed by sex.
@historiamowiosobie4515
@historiamowiosobie4515 6 лет назад
@@ericconnor8251 Reasons u mentioned are irrelevant. Octavian wanted to be monarch. Antony would give throne to Cleo's son.
@program4215
@program4215 5 лет назад
19:40 The army markers briefly form a French flag. And at timestamp 1940 no less.
@masterspark9880
@masterspark9880 3 года назад
No it’s at 19:42
@robespierregracchus3153
@robespierregracchus3153 3 года назад
@@masterspark9880 yes but at timestamp 1940 it kinda forms the flag of russia
@mr.hohenzollern5709
@mr.hohenzollern5709 3 года назад
After the purple one left, it now looks like the polish flag
@gmat5046
@gmat5046 3 года назад
Coincidence. Nothing more.
@libertyprime69
@libertyprime69 5 лет назад
14:04 He attac but He also protec The maps
@CHEESYHEAD684
@CHEESYHEAD684 6 лет назад
Imagine being one of those guys left in the palace. Dayum, after being sieged for 5 months, to have to stay behind anyway... Those men were probably just too tired to move any more with their huge balls of steel.
@dam11232
@dam11232 5 лет назад
Rigjt? I'd be thinking "ceasar is leaving me behind to cover his final retreat "
@asiansupport630
@asiansupport630 5 лет назад
But then lo and behold your leader is here to save you! Idk how ceasar kept that much loyalty.
@NomeDeArte
@NomeDeArte 6 лет назад
Really, by far, my favorite historical channel on youtube. Keep the good work!
@Alejo__
@Alejo__ 6 лет назад
I can just imagine how great Caesar and Octavian wouldve been together
@northstar92
@northstar92 5 лет назад
I love this channel. Concise, witty and comprehensive af.
@mememachine1548
@mememachine1548 3 года назад
"Veni, Veni, Veni" - Julius Caesar, the Siege of Alexandria (48-47 B.C.E)
@simonrobillard
@simonrobillard 3 года назад
I conquered, I saw, I came
@Lost-Carcosa
@Lost-Carcosa 6 лет назад
He was a consul of Rome!
@alexd9134
@alexd9134 6 лет назад
Like the Playstation?
@0ThrowawayAccount0
@0ThrowawayAccount0 6 лет назад
... a consul of Rome.
@ninolobianco6544
@ninolobianco6544 6 лет назад
Shame on the house of Ptolemy. Shame
@ninolobianco6544
@ninolobianco6544 6 лет назад
To die in this sort of way
@plutarchvonpluto6439
@plutarchvonpluto6439 6 лет назад
quartered like some low thief.
@DanishCamp
@DanishCamp 6 лет назад
I'm so glad you censored a square with blood...... xD
@hiukas.
@hiukas. 6 лет назад
Fun fact: Pharos in greek means lighthouse.
@goxdie000
@goxdie000 6 лет назад
Faro in Iberian languages means lighthouse as well
@معرفةوترفيه-ت2ظ
@معرفةوترفيه-ت2ظ 6 лет назад
In egyptian Arabic it means also the lighthouse (or just a source of light depending on the context ) .
@williamcarneiro8150
@williamcarneiro8150 6 лет назад
in portuguese lighthouse is called Farol, and f in portuguese sounds like PH so i could see the similarity
@hiukas.
@hiukas. 6 лет назад
@@williamcarneiro8150 Damn the Greek civilization was very influential XD!!!
@alexd9134
@alexd9134 6 лет назад
Greek here. This isn`t true. Don`t believe everything you hear on the internet
@michaelpisciarino5348
@michaelpisciarino5348 5 лет назад
0:00 Last Time 0:53 Ceaser served Pompey's severed head 2:11 Romans parade through Alexandria. Ceasarians hide in the Royal Quarters 3:17 The Egyptian Royal Family King- Ptolemy Sister- Cleopatra, Arsinone brother- Ptolemy 4:18 Pay your troops. 4:54 Riots 6:15 *_Cleopatra_* 8:14 Apolladorus presents Cleopatra to Ceaser. Cleopatra and Ceaser become an affair. 9:43 Ceaser sends word for HELP 10:30 Egyptian harbor fire, fire of Alexandria (a bit exaggerated) 12:16 Egyptians build momentum. 12:49 Ceaser attacks Pharos 14:07 A low point in Ceaser's Career. A Devastating Defeat 15:32 King Mithridaities provides reinforcements for Ceaser 16:28 The Battle of The Nile 19:00 The Egyptians gave up a hole 20:09 Historian opinion on The Battle of Alexandria 20:21 Lingering in Egypt
@jamesodom4980
@jamesodom4980 5 лет назад
This is one of my favorite channels. I’m a Rome addict.
@carnifex2005
@carnifex2005 6 лет назад
Oh, of course! How silly of me. A courier came from Alexandria. Caesar has lifted the siege and massacred the armies of Ptolemy. He is safe and sound, and master of all of Egypt. The man is a damn prodigy, eh?
@floridamanx1043
@floridamanx1043 6 лет назад
If I ever hear another word of treachery from you I'll nail your hands to the senate door
@Kiu_8
@Kiu_8 6 лет назад
I barely opened the notification to get to the video and I already liked it ♥️
@verward
@verward 6 лет назад
23:05 waiting for that beat to drop.
@spooneater9001
@spooneater9001 5 лет назад
22:42 I can imagine Caesar saying in Hank Hill's voice: "Dangit Mark Anthony!"
@Zealus_24
@Zealus_24 2 года назад
Caesar is the Houdini of the military world. Gets trapped in some ridiculous way but manages to get out
@TheReaper569
@TheReaper569 6 лет назад
I have a question this video did not answer: What was offered to king mithridates for his support, and what did he actually recieve?
@zeroinfinity9189
@zeroinfinity9189 6 лет назад
Caesar made him king of the Bosporan Kingdom, by commanding him to declare war on his niece Dynamis and her husband Asander (who were then the ruling monarchs) to seize the kingship for himself. Dynamis and Asander were defeated by Mithridates and his army, and Mithridates became King of the Bosporus. However, after Caesar’s death in 44 BC, the Bosporan Kingdom was restored to Dynamis and Asander by Caesar’s great nephew and heir, Octavian (future Roman Emperor Augustus). Sometime after Mithridates abdicated, he died. Strait from WIKIPEDIA. In short, He was made King by Caesar with Rome's full authority but screwed over when Caesar's nephew, Octavian's succeeded Caesar. This is Ironic because Caesar also made him Emperor of Rome as well. Octavian (Augustus) occupied with another Roman civil war, probably not wanting to deal with a Bospoaran revolt, restored Bospoaran Kingdom to it's rightful owner. Again, pretty Ironic.
@fifthofascalante7311
@fifthofascalante7311 6 лет назад
You can’t make this shit up. Why isn’t there a show about this that’s actually about THIS. Not just romance, but with some romance and all the other things. That's a fantastic story!
@ferblancart8669
@ferblancart8669 6 лет назад
there is something close to it, HBOs rome, wich got cancelled couse was very very expensive and zipped 2 seasons worth of material into the second, the original plan were 6 seasons until the birth of cristianity (they start just after capturing vercingetorix and ends in the creation of the empire and cover , very freely and nutshelled, the events of the video) and...HBOs game of thrones the first seasons at least who acts more like actual history (but yeah, expect lots of unnecesary nudes) anyway Rome is worth a watch even with its historic flaws/changes for dramatization or needed and budget shortage on battles is always very authentic in the portrayal of everything, relationships, behaviour, neat details etc and i recoment it
@fifthofascalante7311
@fifthofascalante7311 6 лет назад
Fer blancart thanks, but of course, I was aware of both shows and have watched them. I really like HBO's Rome, but it's not quite it. Netflix has something more akin to what I had in mind, it's called Roman Empire, very imaginative naming once again. This one, on the other hand, looks very cheap, and I don't think it's a matter of budget, but direction.
@jpmisterioman
@jpmisterioman 6 лет назад
Ahh...HBO Rome was a good show.
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