Jackie, YOU are one of the funniest humans I have ever known. I appreciate the self-deprecation you incorporate into your comedy as much as I appreciate the conservative stances you take. You are a blessing as opposed to the curse of other so-called comedians who seek to trash our nation and our Judeo-Christian traditions.
The guy who says "Maybe you'd like to rub mine" at the end of this clip is Rocky Pomerance. Rocky was the Miami Beach Police Chief for a number of years and was known for keeping the (relative) peace at the 1972 Republican Convention in Miami Beach.