Clowns on a Date (NOT FOR KIDS) 

“Well, you keep your-...” “Go ahead, say it.” “...BLA-“

i love that he has to clarify that this isnt for kids

Ok but can we talk about how gorgeous Brandon looks in the purple hair and contacts????

3:32 the detail of him saying ¨Whoopsie!¨ showing the blurred lines between reality and his hallucination of Wendy is soo good . Chillss

“everyone knows a clown’s name is the first words from their mother”- his name is blah blah 😭😭

“not for kids” first line: good morning children

I 100 percent believe that Brandon bought tiny robot hands one day and decided to make an entire series based around it

"WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NERVOUS?! YOU'RE THE HOT ONE" "I KNOW" "YOU WANT SOME PEPTO BISMOL?!" "YEAH DADDY" Favorite part

“Not for kids” “Hello children “

Brandon: "(NOT FOR KIDS)" Also Brandon: "GOOD MORNING CHILDREN"

i say this very literally; i can't stop watching this. this video is EXACTLY my brand of psychological horror that itches my brain just right. brandon rogers really gets it

This man is so fucking good at connecting everything together. Ties in so well to the short Blah Blah series.

So his mom said “blah blah” when he was born, since the first word they say is their name.

“Make the conversation about her.” _”What’s your social security number?”_

"Well you keep your-" "Go ahead say it" ... "Bla-!" Had me rolling 🤣

1:02 IS THE PART IS KILLING ME

"Hey Brandon, what should we do for the credit scene?" Brandon: "Idk man, just pour Pepto Bismol on the table."

I need more of this like a full show of him just trying to figure what’s going on

2:00 ... who the hell says 'Blah Blah' when they give birth? (I love the video to much)

0:56 “And I’ll do it again to!” “ do what?” “Idk what we talkin about, but I’m ready to fight” literally one of my favorite lines in this series

“YOU WANT SOME PEPTO BISMOL???” *_“YeS DADDY”_*

Joker: I disturb people Brandon Rogers: Park my clown car

0:56 all my dreams in one sentence

3:19 she looks like a robot

I'm showing this to my child and telling him this is how my date with his father went

Looks like Brandon is lowkey teasing his new series.

2:48 literally was a scene in Alice in Borderland lol. 😂

Oh. Now I can see who's Blitzo's Disguise was based of in Episode 4 of Helluva Boss.

"(NOT FOR KIDS)" "GOod mOrniNg chiLdrEn"

"YOU WANT SOME PEPTO BISMAL!!" "YEAH DADDY" "WHY ARE WE SCREAMING" "CAUSE WERE CLOWNS" *audible attraction*

someone commented that the video hits different once you realize that their voices are echoing even tho they’re in a small fully furnished room because they’re actually in a large maintenance facility…

The clown gives such HIM energy at the start

The youngsters are trembling reading that message “not for kids”

"don't talk about yourself. Make sure the conversation's about her." All in an echo **Something ain't right here**

as much as i love how funny brandon rogers is, my parents are now questioning me why im watching this on my family tv

This series is hilarious but it’s very interesting, like I wish these could come out weekly because the amount of mystery behind it is insane

I got flashbacks to Magic Funhouse when he said “Good morning, children”

I wouldn’t mind a long serious like with ‘Dont Blame The Hero’.

I like how they used Brandon’s costume for Blitzos “human disguise” for episode 4 in helluva boss 😂💅🏻✨

This video is more than a masterpiece but my favorite moment has got to be the very last part. Just, Jesus, with the context of the rest of the video this line: 3:40 is soooo fucking incredible lmao. I don’t even know what about it hits so hard but it really is my favorite part of this whole skit. The delivery, the tone, the posture. Ugh, I continue to be completely baffled by Brandon’s work,,,

Brandon: *has multiple mental breakdowns on screen* Us: *A R T*

"playtime is over." Well, were starting off strong aren't we?

I love when Brandon was yelling at the girl outside trying to get in and the girl in the back is holding her phone up just like "Gonna screenshot some of this later, New Christmas card"

1:31 nice

I'm down for this to turn into a series, focusing more on the reality

this is going to be a series isn’t it

"Clowns are named the first thing there mother says when they pop out" Brandons mother: "BLAH BLAH"

“YOU WANT SOME PEPTO BISMOL?!” “YEAH DADYYYYYY!” “WHY ARE WE SCREAMIIIING?!”

*”WHY ARE WE SCREAMING?”* *”BECAUSE WE’RE CLOWNS”* “oooh” “ahhh”

I hope he makes a dark series out of this.

1:39 how girls react when they see me

"I thought I had a special guest today, but.. WHOOPSIE" wHy did I just now get that-

ngl that clown is terrifying and im not even scared of clowns

The one thing I wasn't prepared for when I was watching Brandon was lore that blew my mind

“Not for kids” Me when I was 11: “say no more”

This seems like it'll branch out to a whole new series.

He's the channel that cures cancer then gives it back.

“So what the fuck are you good at?” LMAO, never gets old.

0:22 - 2:10 Never before scene footage of Blitzø & Verosika's first date. (Feat. Moxxie & Millie) (4K 1080p resolution)

Blonde nurse says “playtime’s over” at the beginning and the end Edit: and at the part where Blah Blah leaves to get Whoopsie a prize

Me: Can I have the Joker and Harley Quinn? Mom: They’re too expensive. Let’s see, you can have Blah Blah and Whoopsie.

Pop “The fuck was that “ I popped at tit “ oh hold on let me get you a prize “ 😂😂😂😂😂

Omg so that’s how blitz got his costume in episode 4

Love that detail when his clown voice gets back after he got drugged again.

this one can EASILY pass for a Black Mirror episode

(NOT FOR KIDS) intro: good morning children

"Well you keep your-" "Go ahead, say it 🤨" ... "... BLA-" 😂😂😂

*NOT FOR KIDS* "Good morning, children" * Confused COPPA noises *

"Everybody knows me. Im Dumb Bitch Linda." I dont know why but I laughed way too much at this.

Niiiiiiiicccceeeee!!! I love your videos and the characters you do!! This one was such a cool surprise!

Wanna know what's funny? No? WELL TO BAD! Aaaaanyways I have the same blue muppet as in the video 🤣 😭

Notice how he says “I thought I had a special just, but whoopsy!” Whoopsy was her name, I think he secretly remembers.”

"Clowns on a date", bruh you depicting all of the couples in my school

Can we all acknowledge the fact that Brandon is very attractive. The contacts and the hair are hot too but just in general with no makeup, no costume, nothing he’s attractive and I don’t think he gets enough appreciation 😂💕

“I investigate why I can’t find my way out of my GODDAMN HOUSE” me

I hope he makes this into longer series with a deeper lore. Edit (I better start seeing a check in the mail)

RU-vid algorithm: "Bright colors and emojis are for children" This video:

He rlly looks like one of those mermaids from siren with those light eyes at 2:48

Who else is here after seeing this scene created with blitzø and verosika?

This hits different after the third part of blood and makeup.

“YoU wAnT sOmE pEpTo BiSmOl????” “YeS dAdDy!!!“

This video is my favorite thing to watch

“ yeah well u keep ur” “go on say it” ………… “ blac” 😂😂😂😂😂 I’m lmao

I would like a whole series about this damn clown man

“Go ahead, say it.” *Incredibly Awkward Silence* “BLA-!” That still remains my favorite cutaway he’s ever done

This was actually brilliant. The story telling was great.

This is lowkey turning into a series where a man is framed for a mental illness, and loses his identity, while being kept there by cruel staff, keeping him from finding the truth, as if he were a government project or government project test subject. But hey, that's just my opinion.

I actually hope this turns into a full on series This shit interesting

This was a prequel to blood and makeup and we didn’t know.

"Want some petpto bismol?" "yEaH, dAdDy"

Brandon seems to be inventing his own Black Mirror series.

Can’t wait for this to become a series with yet another twisted ending

"You want some peptobismo!?" "YES DADDY!!"

I saw the Helluva Boss short animation of this I was legit not expecting actual clowns I thought the whole "because we're clowns" line was just another part of the wackiness I never knew I needed this in my life

“I thought I had a special guest today but whoopsie!” He said her name-

“So, what’s your social security number?” This is definitely something I would hear on a date with Brandon.

Blitzø wears the same makeup in the cherub episode of helluva boss

1:33 *"THE FUCK WAS THAT!"* I couldn't breath😂😂

Ah yes the most haunting character in this whole goddamn ensemble

“Mom I wanna see it 2” “No we have it 2 at home” It 2 at home: