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DESUS & MERO
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Home vs. The Club, the domestic dream of picking cotton (?), the evolution of pornography, horny nursing homes, French Montana's weirdest features, and our latest Shark Tank pitch, in this installment of Office Hours. Watch new episodes on Sundays and Thursdays at 11/10c on SHOWTIME.
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DESUS & MERO, the Bronx’s very own, reconnected online in the early days of Twitter, where they unleashed their potent personalities and found themselves kindred spirits.. That led to stints on Complex and MTV, the Bodega Boys podcast, and a daily late-night show on Viceland, developing a feverish following. The quick-witted duo brings a distinct voice to late night, delivering smart and comedic commentary on any and all topics, that keeps audiences buzzing. DESUS & MERO continue to host their Bodega Boys podcast.

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@Kimmy_Beee
@Kimmy_Beee 2 года назад
This drill inspired rendition of Crystal Waters “Gypsy Woman” is top fucking tier!😂🤙🏾 LMAO
@GuerrillaNationTV
@GuerrillaNationTV 2 года назад
No cap at all lmao big fire🔥
@Chigz10
@Chigz10 2 года назад
They really be coming up with bangers on the fly
@beansandrice3315
@beansandrice3315 2 года назад
“white fence, picking cotton” - Desus Nice
@no_peace
@no_peace 2 года назад
They deleted my mero quote about sightseeing dogs lol
@kristinamitchell716
@kristinamitchell716 2 года назад
This whole time that's what he thought the quote was. 😂😂
@followthedot6486
@followthedot6486 2 года назад
Let this quote become an all time top D&M quote. lol
@andrex8003
@andrex8003 2 года назад
not the "numerous drillings" though 🤣
@trackboyjstyles
@trackboyjstyles 2 года назад
Bruh! Im dyin! Buddy say "numerous drillings" on the behalf of Chicago we are about to start sayin that 🤣
@GuerrillaNationTV
@GuerrillaNationTV 2 года назад
Dawg looked like a legit uk drill rapper lol
@LarryMiller88
@LarryMiller88 2 года назад
FACTS!
@Dkmo94
@Dkmo94 2 года назад
"Sue, I'll eat it out 😈" I choked on my water
@CataclysmiCCalyx
@CataclysmiCCalyx 2 года назад
“My grandfather died at 98 with 3 girlfriends” hahahahaha
@woodley91406
@woodley91406 2 года назад
These guys from the days of Desus vs Mero to this day(!) have demonstrated they are the best comedians/humorists in the game. The humor, the banter, the back and forth, the interviews, these Office Hours clips and behind the scenes stuff is pure gold. Bless these two gentlemen and may they continue to solidify The Brand.
@BobSmith-lu5ug
@BobSmith-lu5ug 2 года назад
What are you calling tho? Calling something means you say that something is gonna happen that hasn't yet...
@spooky_electric
@spooky_electric 2 года назад
Your man's Top Boy accent is impeccable bruv.
@crashingxhearts
@crashingxhearts 2 года назад
LMAO THE ROAD MAN IN THE BEGINNING SENT ME 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@CAP416
@CAP416 2 года назад
This was 11 minutes of fuckin entertainment. From numerous drillings to sucio old age homes to picking cotton to crystal waters. Bruh, call the coroner, body is on the 3rd floor 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@ayrmendina8314
@ayrmendina8314 2 года назад
“This is when Jim Jones met SAS…” LMAO WHAT A FUCKING DOPE REFERENCE 😂😂😂 Shoutout to you 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@NotoriousSSV
@NotoriousSSV 2 года назад
That reference made me feel old as hell I was rollin
@enochantwi9137
@enochantwi9137 2 года назад
Was that when Capo got robbed by Brixton boys?
@ayrmendina8314
@ayrmendina8314 2 года назад
Yep 😂 If I remember, SAS were there to support Dipset when shit got real at the hotel. Dipset got escorted by police and left SAS to fend for themselves. Then the South London gangsters caught up to Dipset and made them do that crazy ass video remember 😂😂😂😂
@theunlikelyblackgirl3257
@theunlikelyblackgirl3257 2 года назад
Desus's Grandfather was crack-n backs while building in the Panama Canal, and here I am a Panamanian-American with a great-great-grandfather who I never met but we know he was Jamaican........
@number1heatrocka287
@number1heatrocka287 2 года назад
“Ring ring poosie it’s yo mummy on da fone!” 🤣
@wihe2079
@wihe2079 2 года назад
"No... no, we pick'n cotton. That's romantic, now". These fools 💀💥✊🏾
@TheAnswerKeyTV
@TheAnswerKeyTV 2 года назад
I get knocked down, but pop the trunk again!🤣🤣🤣 I can't!
@cherijoseph7819
@cherijoseph7819 2 года назад
You be finding out all the dirt at Caribbean funerals. Second families, new siblings, multiple girlfriends, hidden bank accounts or property. Just straight wilin' while you're mourning!!!
@CAP416
@CAP416 2 года назад
I had an ex-gf who found out her dad wasn’t the man who fathered her because an auntie was gossiping in the kitchen. My grandma had secret twins. The Caribbean is wild messy. Lol.
@JayBoog0729
@JayBoog0729 2 года назад
😂😂😂 “Desus & Mero… Remix the hits”
@JokermanUno
@JokermanUno 2 года назад
It’s 2021 and someone acknowledged Dipset Eurogang. First mixtape was amazing btw.
@thomasmartin6299
@thomasmartin6299 2 года назад
SAS
@KG-ng8wp
@KG-ng8wp 2 года назад
Streets All Salute
@enochantwi9137
@enochantwi9137 2 года назад
EURO-GANG 🤙🏿
@opentoesandals
@opentoesandals 2 года назад
Introduced the US to the shiny Moncler bubble jackets
@nicward6418
@nicward6418 2 года назад
DESUS WAS ON-ONE THIS EPISODE LOL!!!!! 😆🤣
@eatyourveggies_
@eatyourveggies_ 2 года назад
Goblin Desus peeking an eye
@Stafa64
@Stafa64 2 года назад
Oh so the whole crew is hilarious not just D&M.
@fhdk227
@fhdk227 2 года назад
04:02 And here is where you play the problematic light 🚨🚨🚨😂
@415riderss
@415riderss 2 года назад
Wait a minute, hold up So if I'm hearing this right, Desus was in the club, a woman introduced to him says "I don't know who he is?" and Desus says "Oh you don't know who I am? Ok let me tell you.", proceeds to spend the entire night telling her who he is, and then at the end goes "ok bye"??? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO This is WAY funnier than yall played it, this story alone is the funniest fuckin thing Ive heard all year, for real. This is next level shit, hahahahahahaahahahahahahaahhhah
@dariusmcclain5584
@dariusmcclain5584 2 года назад
This was podcast level banter IYK, YK, lol
@Da1uLuV2hT3
@Da1uLuV2hT3 2 года назад
“DEAR SATAN, ” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@stevensedlak
@stevensedlak 2 года назад
Fantasia 2022 with Jeremy Renner and Cuba Gooding Jr
@YungSkrrt
@YungSkrrt 2 года назад
rainey with the numerous drillings lmaooo
@ChristianJoyD
@ChristianJoyD 2 года назад
I clicked to see how tf ”Pickin Cotton” comes up and I was NOT disappointed.
@Kimmy_Beee
@Kimmy_Beee 2 года назад
We NEED Top Boy - Bodegaverse!!!🙌🏾
@teresaewing7127
@teresaewing7127 2 года назад
Have Kevin Gates on the show!!!
@skoobdavinci2247
@skoobdavinci2247 2 года назад
@@teresaewing7127 that’ll be one of the most sucio episodes of all time 😂
@dereklwashington1132
@dereklwashington1132 2 года назад
It's amazing they still get off on hanging out with each other! Happy for us they do!
@jujujupiter
@jujujupiter 2 года назад
If they ever get tired of each other, the money they’re making might keep them together.
@eazeyt1759
@eazeyt1759 2 года назад
Numerous drillings lmao
@SCSilk
@SCSilk 2 года назад
My grandfather was a ladies’ man. One night a woman got so upset he wouldn’t dance with her, she had a heart attack. He was 75.
@kjeezy2990
@kjeezy2990 2 года назад
You never lose it.
@SCSilk
@SCSilk 2 года назад
@@kjeezy2990 I saw his photos when he was 22. Smooth.
@doughboydevito4529
@doughboydevito4529 2 года назад
@SCSilk did she die or was she ok?
@SCSilk
@SCSilk 2 года назад
@@doughboydevito4529 she didn’t die.
@hankleepixain4283
@hankleepixain4283 2 года назад
The Gypsy song got me dead fam
@normregular
@normregular 2 года назад
I love when Desus talks about his grandfather 😂😂😂
@LAVirgo67
@LAVirgo67 2 года назад
Respect the senior game out in the retirement home. They gettin' their freak on.
@Ho11is2Ho11ywood
@Ho11is2Ho11ywood 2 года назад
lmfao that Shark Tank pitch is so accurate
@paisan8766
@paisan8766 2 года назад
Numerous drillings killt me lmao
@soma1990
@soma1990 2 года назад
Mr.FUBU is def a scrapped DBZ character
@daruma3337
@daruma3337 2 года назад
Shout out to Rainey!
@CataclysmiCCalyx
@CataclysmiCCalyx 2 года назад
The outro is everything
@TheNDofUO
@TheNDofUO 2 года назад
This just lets me know the Bodega needs to come to London on tour
@michaelsteese528
@michaelsteese528 2 года назад
I get knocked down, but I pop the trunk again 😂😂👌🏽
@shinebabyshine.
@shinebabyshine. 2 года назад
“Dear Satan” 😭😂
@JJxPrime
@JJxPrime 2 года назад
THATS MY FRIEND GUYS! WE LOVE YOU RAINEY 💖
@yazeedshamieh2235
@yazeedshamieh2235 2 года назад
ah ah ah comment section we in here
@jacobthompson1682
@jacobthompson1682 2 года назад
Yerrrr
@RabbiD
@RabbiD 2 года назад
The Griselda x Suzanne Vega “Tom’s Diner” remix writes itself. DO DO DO DO!
@kylemorris6761
@kylemorris6761 2 года назад
Crystal Waters.🤣🤣🤣🤣😭
@dannyl89
@dannyl89 2 года назад
One of the best Office Hours! "Sue, I'll eat it out!"
@teresaewing7127
@teresaewing7127 2 года назад
I could listen to Mero laughing all day!
@jordanm5149
@jordanm5149 2 года назад
This is a great Ep 🔥
@Ryan-fw7et
@Ryan-fw7et 2 года назад
The one comment I keep seeing on this video is “Desus was on one this episode he was wildin out.” This is why we love this show 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ritab5153
@ritab5153 2 года назад
this is NUTSSSS!!!!!! THANK YOU, Bodega Boys!!!
@mizzangelxoxo
@mizzangelxoxo 2 года назад
I knew this was going have me dying when I heard desus say dear Satan 😂
@SchwagGamingandMusic
@SchwagGamingandMusic 2 года назад
Love the Drink Champs reference lol
@zooboo2u
@zooboo2u 2 года назад
Be clear!.. this is hilarious bruv! 😂
@Q5TV
@Q5TV 2 года назад
I want all those songs immediately.😂
@bigg40khal
@bigg40khal 2 года назад
The office art!!!
@starchiiiiild
@starchiiiiild 2 года назад
I LOVE THIS SHOW SO MUCH
@kriskenard
@kriskenard 2 года назад
NUMEROUS DRILLINGS, BRUV~
@riversider2506
@riversider2506 2 года назад
" LaLa Dee LaLa Dah. " - *The Brand 2021.*
@Derelict1
@Derelict1 2 года назад
When you get away with saying MFR, but get censored every time you say F#€K! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@davedavinci1349
@davedavinci1349 2 года назад
Yuurrrr tapped in before it’s even up for an hour
@insulartomb
@insulartomb 2 года назад
can’t even be mad abt the uk shit, was too accurate 😂
@G9Classified9
@G9Classified9 2 года назад
Desus got his date night shoes on lmao 🤣 boi two inches taller
@bombfirst7882
@bombfirst7882 Год назад
Mero laughs like crusty the clown from the simpsons 😂😂😂😂
@charlottem.1477
@charlottem.1477 2 года назад
I’m spitting tea all over my keys…
@ChesterPerry187
@ChesterPerry187 2 года назад
I bet you didn’t
@lilflipper6752
@lilflipper6752 2 года назад
I don't even gotta watch I know it's pure gold here all day everyday
@dabest7194
@dabest7194 2 года назад
meros laugh bro its fn wicked its awesome.
@PVintheneighborhood
@PVintheneighborhood 2 года назад
I been trying to fig out Desus’s outfit for 5 min now. A hoodie, a tee, a hoodietee/fanny? Is that all one piece?
@rhysdbeast5
@rhysdbeast5 2 года назад
This is one for the bookS HILARIOUS
@MrLakers92
@MrLakers92 2 года назад
Conway and crystal waters 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭I cried
@BuddhaGhost
@BuddhaGhost 2 года назад
IS THAT RAINEY MY GUY!! HAHA YOOOOO
@teresaewing7127
@teresaewing7127 2 года назад
Desus petty AF 🤣
@najjimohammad9124
@najjimohammad9124 2 года назад
That skepta bar 😂😂😂😂😂
@z.bongerman1062
@z.bongerman1062 2 года назад
SAS mixtape had people thinking, too bad it never panned out. I was ready to drink sake on a suzuki
@genekwagmyrsingh9433
@genekwagmyrsingh9433 2 года назад
2:34 Shout out to the Duff Beer font on the Beer case.
@SeacrestOut34
@SeacrestOut34 2 года назад
HAHAHAHAHA I didn't know I needed these remixes
@xaydaman93
@xaydaman93 2 года назад
Diane Carrol and Benny the butcher 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ChristianRamosTheKingSlater
@ChristianRamosTheKingSlater 2 года назад
Rainy is wildn 😭🤣😂💀
@royalbillionsmusic
@royalbillionsmusic 2 года назад
Yoooo! Conway gotta use that lol
@solitairedoll
@solitairedoll 2 года назад
Not the remix of Tubthumping by Chumbawamba 😂😂😂
@kdot9527
@kdot9527 2 года назад
I need that mix for crystal waters + LA, DA, DE, DANCE.
@Kmaryd2
@Kmaryd2 2 года назад
🤣🤣 this is hilarious
@907AK8
@907AK8 2 года назад
Bro this was so fuckin funny, i laughed my ass off the whole vid
@dshepherd107
@dshepherd107 2 года назад
Some extra Art💕😆
@jbmp1390
@jbmp1390 2 года назад
RIP YOUNG DOLPH. I'm so upset and hurt I don't even have words.
@youngnoclout2245
@youngnoclout2245 2 года назад
my man Desus was wiiiild on this one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@WarriorQueenUnicorn
@WarriorQueenUnicorn 2 года назад
I'M OUTSIDE! The nursing home!🤣🙏🥰
@comradebrucewayne2607
@comradebrucewayne2607 2 года назад
Bruh the blue face impression killledd meee
@joicooper5497
@joicooper5497 2 года назад
This was the most hilarious I fucking love y’all
@xaydaman93
@xaydaman93 2 года назад
Lmaoooooooo these boys wild
@ivarb629
@ivarb629 2 года назад
Imagine the girl he was talking to was a showtime executive haha
@DonWeMadeIt
@DonWeMadeIt 2 года назад
NEWWWWWWMOROUS DRILLINGS BRUV
@hyperboi87
@hyperboi87 2 года назад
I fucking love these dude man. Either that or I be high all the time and everything be funny. Lol I be right there with them I feel like lol
@anselmo2324
@anselmo2324 2 года назад
1:17 lmaooooo only my dominicans got it
@nikcali
@nikcali 2 года назад
SUCIO GANG! Peppa mad rude!!!!
@tionalkcore
@tionalkcore 2 года назад
“Dear Satan” 😂
@evelyn8377
@evelyn8377 2 года назад
yeah she "lost"
@SadikiStGeorgeangemon44
@SadikiStGeorgeangemon44 2 года назад
We need more of roadman desus and mero
@prixswrlddottv
@prixswrlddottv 2 года назад
Shout out Rainey and Hearse Boys fr 🙌🏿 this shit just put a battery in my back 😭
@magicknight13
@magicknight13 2 года назад
That Suzanne Vega mentioning 😂
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