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Dr. House (Hugh Laurie) is proven wrong when he thinks his pregnant patient is lying about being a virgin.
From House M.D. Season 5 Episode 11 'Joy to the World' - House and the team treat a teenager who collapsed during her high school Christmas program. Foreman and Thirteen's relationship progresses, and Cuddy receives an unexpected gift.
House (2004) Dr House, an ingenious and unsociable physician who flouts hospital rules, clashes with fellow doctors and his assistants as he comes up with controversial hypotheses about his patients' illnesses.
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@AdmLancel 2 года назад

For 45 seconds, House wore a doctor's coat and was a perfectly normal, friendly doctor. For 45 seconds.

@hailtothevic 2 года назад

His longest time ever!

@k1dn3mesis50 2 года назад

He really tried. He really did.

@FeralDJ 2 года назад

And then jumped to assumptions. Hey House, I have a pain in the back of my head too in the same place and I’m puking so I guess I’m in my third trimester! Even tho I’m a dude and I get this sickness routinely. 😏

@Sakosaga 2 года назад

Yeah for anyone who hasn't seen the show 100% miss leading xD I love house but he definitely is a. Ass and never had it cost on

@brey1720 2 года назад

Yeppers, a record I'm sure 🤣

@pankajsarmal2038 2 года назад

"If you can't be nice, why be a doctor?" Never in a million years I could've guessed these words could come from House's mouth.

@santyclause8034 2 года назад

He is simply cynical, not spiteful. Cynical and nice are not exclusive of the other.

@chaos3088 2 года назад

I'm pretty sure if cuddy n Wilson were there listening to this, their jaw will drop.

@venkyprakashmcc 2 года назад

@ Pankaj Sarmal.. and I thought Sheldon Cooper exist only in telly tube..

@brossy4411 Год назад

Writers….

@DeathnoteBB Год назад

It was for a bet. I guess all they had to do was pay House in small doses under the illusion of a bet, he does whatever you want.

@roberthodges1045 2 года назад

For those unaware, if you go look up the episode he admits to a colleague at the end that he made the results up so that the couple would have a nice christmas together.

@lifesgoodeveryone5407 2 года назад

She fucking but not him lol

@taurusbullheaded8558 2 года назад

Thank you for clarification. I am in a healthcare field, and I am dumbfounded of what he said. I am bout to complaint cuz this will mislead teenagers and thinks it is possible.

@katelynnsoard6870 2 года назад

What episode was this do you know?

@M_Roshi_ 2 года назад

@@katelynnsoard6870 Season 5 Episode 11 it's in the description

@dragon_toad 2 года назад

He was also involved in a bet that he could never be so nice to his patients that they would give him gifts out of gratefullness. This blatant lie won him the bt.

@ruckusmacleod6602 2 года назад

Her face at the end was priceless as she realized House just left her with a massive lie to juggle for the rest of their marriage.

@strawberryroad1347 2 года назад

What, no wait..?

@chilton1975 2 года назад

🤔

@bandolero7970 2 года назад

What

@MissKitae 2 года назад

@@bandolero7970 She cheated and House helped her cover it up by claiming it was spontaneous parthogenesis.

@absentgraph9864 2 года назад

@@MissKitae ohh so thats the whole story lmfao,i really believed that she could get pregnant withot a man

@justinjohnson9617 2 года назад

House: "It'll calm down by your third trimester. Patient: "I'm not in school." That poor thing.🤭🤭

@c.u.3940 2 года назад

She very well could have only registered the last two syllables because of shock, my brain some times does that too or if something is mumbled I won’t hear it properly.

@justinjohnson9617 2 года назад

@@c.u.3940 You may be right but you have to remember she didn't even know she was pregnant and she was in her THIRD trimester.😒

@chamallow989 2 года назад

@@c.u.3940 In some countries school isn’t in semesters but in trimesters. It was the case for me in middle and high school

@nullfried9762 2 года назад

I misunderstood that.. I thought being in school will get you pregnant.

@jwrosenbury 2 года назад

@@justinjohnson9617 Actually, House later said she would give birth in 7 months. So maybe not the third trimester. Or maybe the entire episode is bullshit. Fire the writers. (Maybe not. I would hate to be fired every time I F'd up.)

@jamesw5353 2 года назад

I'm a virgin, so's my fiance. House "I believe him". Classic!

@rishabhs4956 2 года назад

Is virgin birth real?! 🙄

@ricot1797 2 года назад

@@rishabhs4956 no

@programmerpctheory1413 2 года назад

Theoretically possible but idt it's ever been seen. Or at least recorded

@rsync9490 2 года назад

@@rishabhs4956 Not in humans no.

@HappyBeezerStudios 2 года назад

Obviously easier to believe him. If he'd put his stick into someone outside that partnership, the little gremlin would grow there.

@tommiegirl2441 Год назад

The girl's reaction is classic! House just lied his ass off for her. She knows it. For one wild moment, she's grateful. And then she realizes that she is going to have to live this lie for the rest of her life. She won't be able to make it stick forever. No way. Someday, she's still going to have to answer for this. All House did was buy her time and wash his hands of the whole thing. Well acted!

@utuber1752 Год назад

The acting in the whole show is great. Once the word got out I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't have actors lining up down the street to be on House. Actor's show.

@nikosgreek352 Год назад

Not necessarily. Men often raise another man's kid for their whole lives without ever knowing. She doesnt HAVE to tell him. Only way he can know is with a paternity test but he's too naive to try it.

@meghanstanley1765 Год назад

@@nikosgreek352 Yeah, but there's literally no chance the kid could actually be his. He's going to figure out that immaculate conception isn't a thing in humans sooner rather than later.

@nikosgreek352 Год назад

@@meghanstanley1765 I disagree. He's naive enough to believe it now so there's no reason that should change. Moreover if he stays with her and takes over as father to the baby he will be emotionally invested. He will WANT to believe it. Even if a normal man tells him "boy she's obviously lying" he wont want to listen. And if they have a few kids afterwards that are indeed their own the whole thing will be cemented. Deep down he will know. But he wont want that knowledge to surface. Its like a woman who is with a very dominant man who occasionally cheats but loves her and always comes back home. She loves him dearly so she pretends not to notice. So long as she feels he loves her and only her and he doesnt rub his indiscretions to her face he doesnt mind. Deep down she knows but its like: I dont know if he does it but even if he does the others are temporary toys. Im his queen and he loves me. I dont know anything else and I dont wanna know anything else.

@ezon1844 Год назад

Unless the baby comes out black.

@rawtruth6422 Год назад

The boyfriend was so naive that after hearing the results he covered his mouth and looked up as if was really a miracle baby 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 had me cracking up 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@rowanbelling3931 Год назад

Either that boy was brought up REALLY religious, or he’s got fewer IQ points than advertised.

@martinraxyz Год назад

He only did that, because it said so in the script. 😁

@JM-db8ez Год назад

@@martinraxyz man I bet you're fun at parties

@martinraxyz Год назад

@@JM-db8ez Hehe!!!

@shosnine86 Год назад

Yup! In reality no man would fall for such bullshit and ask for DNA test.

@jjohnsonnccc 2 года назад

Imagine if they went the entire pregnancy believing this and telling people, and then the baby comes out black

@tychoMX 2 года назад

Well, it’s not like Jesus was a Nordic blonde, as he :p ?

@peterdickinson7842 2 года назад

I prefer Call The Midwife. Though this is formulaic too don't know if that's a word?

@FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_ 2 года назад

Lol 😂

@FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_ 2 года назад

@@gengis737 Is that how it works? Two white parents and a black kid pops out of the mother?

@gengis737 2 года назад

@@FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_ Yes, color skin can skip one or two generations. Look at biracial families, some kids are dark brown, others white, some have curled hairs, others not.

@kmss04 2 года назад

“Can’t I get pregnant sitting on a toilet seat?” “Absolutely. There would need to be a guy sitting between you and the toilet seat” Edit: The fact I have gotten 6.8k likes from simply quoting dialect amazes and confuses me all at once. Thanks I guess?

@briannorris1548 2 года назад

Probably one of his best lines

@diamondbentley7469 2 года назад

That cracked me up. 🤣

@idc170293 2 года назад

And she then proceeds to not get the joke and tell her guy that House did say that it is possible.

@claireshawcroft2999 2 года назад

I spat my drink out with that line 🤣

@HawkinaBox 2 года назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@johnman9386 2 года назад

I can't believe I almost fell for House's shenanigans the first time I watched this. I was like "They show animations so it MUST be true." But when I heard the word parthenogenesis, I'm like: "Wait... I've been bamboozled."

@arboldenjenkins3105 2 года назад

dang, i believed it until i read some comments. i mean i didn't believe it had happened, just was medically possible.

@heitorpedrodegodoi5646 2 года назад

Dont understand what you mean.

@joshuagross3151 2 года назад

@@heitorpedrodegodoi5646 Parthenogenesis is a form of asexual reproduction. Essentially, House lied to save the couple's relationship. She cheated, they're both idiots, but they'll work it out.

@anaiscardot6674 2 года назад

Genuinely asking, why? Parthenogenesis is literally the word for the growth of an embryo from just an egg cell

@heitorpedrodegodoi5646 2 года назад

@@anaiscardot6674 House said partially the truth, parthenogenesis is possible in humans but still never happened the problem is she just cheated the guy

@DigitalRiesNL 2 года назад

This really needed the next 10 seconds of Cuddy confronting him about the level of testing having to take much more time or something and House cynically responding to her, proving that he falsified the test results just to humor the patient.

@raven4k998 Год назад

would you believe the parthenogenesis explanation for your girl getting pregnant?🤣

@roryqpotter8242 2 года назад

House being nice while also winning a bet. A rare sight to see.

@mrsouryes 2 года назад

he lied

@roryqpotter8242 2 года назад

@@mrsouryes I am aware… the rest of the episode showed House was trying a win a bet to be nice to patients, and he LIED, which simultaneously won the bet and saved a couple.

@emsydacat9707 2 года назад

Oh, hello there name buddy!

@roryqpotter8242 2 года назад

@@emsydacat9707 You’re name’s Rory too??

@emsydacat9707 2 года назад

@@roryqpotter8242 Yup! Always cool to see, we don't have a very common name, haha

@AlienBemular 2 года назад

One of those days House is not a jerk might be his happy day.

@TheRealTaco 2 года назад

If you mean he did the right thing here, I disagree, the poor guy when he finds out the kid isn't his is probably going to kill himself. (if this wasn't a tv show)

@onizukaval 2 года назад

@@TheRealTaco He did not do the right thing here the right thing would be to tell the poor guy that's not his kid. instead he lied about a miracle. what's worse is he did it for a bet. I love it 100 percent.

@thedevil1667 2 года назад

He's also waring a tie and a white coat

@jgage2344 2 года назад

How could you think not being a jerk would be his happy day ? It’s when he is being a jerk that he would be happiest!

@QueenKordeilia 2 года назад

@@TheRealTaco If this wasn't a TV show, the guy would find out the minute he decided to tell anyone with a brain all about his miracle.

@ughmazing8073 2 года назад

I love his no BS sarcasm. It's hysterical 😂

@raven4k998 Год назад

parthenogenesis can that happen?🤣

@52flyingbicycles Год назад

Only if the fiancé is an idiot 🤫

@0megacron 2 года назад

Objection to the title - she's not clueless. She 100% knew that she was pregnant, and she 100% knew how she got that way. She just played ignorant so that her idiot boyfriend wouldn't know she had cheated on him.

@sageseeker9197 2 года назад

I don't think she knew she was pregnant. Because then, she could just schedule and abortion, and no, the fiance would not be entitled to it because of patient confidentiality. Considering she went to a DOCTOR who said "trimester" and she somehow mistook it for "semester" and THEN asked "can't I get pregnant from a toilet seat" I'mma say she was just stupid. And it's also totally possible she just thought her cycle was late, I mean I've missed mine a few times, never was preggo. It's perfectly normal to not know your pregnant... especially when you aren't very bright.

@DrezzyJackHD 2 года назад

@@sageseeker9197 have you not seen this episode 😳

@kveld9893 Год назад

She obviously didn't

@BoraHorzaGobuchul Год назад

@@sageseeker9197 well some people are aware of the fact that abortions, like just about any invasive medical procedure, carry risks. So getting an abortion is not like changing your hair color, and can result in infertility, premature birth, etc. The risks are quite small, but they are there, and could materialize. And as risk management tells us, even if probability is low, but the associated value is high... It's multiplication.

@bait5257 Год назад

@@kveld9893 she obviously did lmao. Did you not watch the episode? She cheated

@StrwbrrySmmr 2 года назад

lol at the end of the episode his boss points out that he couldn't have possibly tested five times without going back for five samples. he then admits that he was just being nice lmfao

@alexanderzack3720 2 года назад

which was a lie, since he did it because of a bet he had going with wilson (which was also he reason he was so nice in the beginning)

@deadmanx484 2 года назад

Being nice! Idk ask that guy who's gonna raise someone else's child! Thinking he's Jesus's father.....really these shows are becoming more and more whats it called yes "you F'ked up your morals lemme save your cheating cunt cuz in my dictionary (medical dictionary in this case) says it's totally fine" i hope he gets a Lil lawsuit from the father for false report.

@NightSkeptic 2 года назад

I was hoping someone else was going to point out that Cuddy spoke to him about this almost immediately after he left that room. Thank you.

@ryutheslayer123 2 года назад

I think it is also because it takes a few days for each test to finish running, I might be remembering this wrong

@lbmix4732 2 года назад

I think Cuddy also says the machine to run the test was broken.

@3xinarow990 2 года назад

House as a show deserved so much more

@ravenID429 2 года назад

Than what?

@subzero8344 2 года назад

Not than what. He’s saying it deserved more attention and appreciation for how good for a show it is. It truly is a great show.

@ravenID429 2 года назад

@@subzero8344 I know, it's perfect

@jones2277 2 года назад

more than what?

@jones2277 2 года назад

@@subzero8344 it got plenty of attention.

@sakurafalls2468 Год назад

I feel so bad for the guy... I will never understand why people cheat. How can you betray someone's trust with your full conscious and keep up the pretense that you care about them?

@AhamkaraMommy Год назад

Brother, it was an actor.

@sakurafalls2468 Год назад

@@AhamkaraMommy Yes brother, I realize that, but thank you for pointing out the obvious. Do you think people don't cheat irl? Do you think actors are here to portray things that couldn't possibly happen in reality? You have such a beautiful brain, please use it.

@kateallen7675 Год назад

told my guy I love him like crazy & will never cheat on him, but if he does we're finished.

@PeterKudelin 11 месяцев назад

keep it up @@kateallen7675

@12thDecember 8 месяцев назад

Do some research. Studies have shown that people _can_ be "unfaithful" and still love their partner, regardless whether they betray their trust with their full *conscience* or not.

@jnul21 2 года назад

I've binged this show twice and I haven't gotten tired out it. House is amazing

@N.C.M. 2 года назад

House says that she actually cheated on him and didn't want to break the couple or something later on in the episode. At the end of the day, she should of absolutely been held accountable for cheating. It would've saved this poor chap a lot of trouble down the line, especially when he realizes the kid/baby ain't his. And in all likelyhood, once a cheater, always a cheater will apply to this situation, even more so because she never had any punishment for her actions.

@WarGrowlmon18 2 года назад

He did it to win some kind of a bet.

@michaelharris9993 2 года назад

Yeah she totally cheated...but this is the era of woke no woman can ever be bad immoral or wrong only men. Cue Family Guy cutscene

@decrepitwitch 2 года назад

@@michaelharris9993 why don't you talk that out with a therapist instead of the youtube comment section

@allydef 2 года назад

Idk why he lied to save the relationship. It was her fault for cheating on her fiancé and she should be held accountable for it 🤷🏻‍♀️

@crazywonderful241 2 года назад

@@decrepitwitch this!!!! Anytime I see a man or woman under comments like that I cringe lbvs

@ed_705 2 года назад

lol I watched the episode before and he later on tells a colleague that she did cheat and he just didn't want ruin the couple's relationship

@insanelittlefangirl 2 года назад

ohhh

@lounirs 2 года назад

Ohhh it makes so much more sense, i couldn't stop laughing at how ridiculous the last scene was lol

@wristdisabledwriter2893 2 года назад

Interesting the thing he said happened exists it’s just not done by humans. I read of one animal having only a mom in my biology book.

@lukashennig4428 2 года назад

Dolly the sheep?

@lashellecoleman2754 2 года назад

U can get pregnant from not having sex

@FishoD 2 года назад

Her face at the end is so satisfactory. There you go. Live with that lie every day when you look at your child out of wedlock. Think of her every time you go to church or every time your husband you cheated on picks the child up.

@santoshd6613 2 года назад

@@alex-lc9yz oh really then go ahead and try to do this in your life and see....

@alex-lc9yz 2 года назад

I already know. My dad isn't my biological dad and loves me just the same.

@alexmoreno2481 Год назад

@@alex-lc9yz it's not that people that can't love children that aren't biologically theirs. adoptions are a thing and many, not all granted, but many turn out great for both child and parents. The issue is that this man will go on continuing to believe that this baby was born from just his significant other and that she was faithful to him when in fact she wasn't. The issue is the lying and being unfaithful not about having problems loving a child that isn't biologically your own

@alexmoreno2481 Год назад

@@alex-lc9yz and yes while this isn't the "50's" as you put it, being unfaithful is still frowned upon in today's society. It's just that the majority of today's people don't believe being unfaithful is a crime punishable by death anymore. altho some still do but again not all.

@armin3057 Год назад

@@alex-lc9yz how can you justify what your mom did to her husband?

@emmashuffle6457 11 месяцев назад

Forever one of my favorite house lines 😂 “There would have to be a guy sitting between you and the toilet seat… but absolutely!”

@xime8725 2 года назад

the Christmas music at the end had me in tears😭😭😭

@MissVasques 2 года назад

This episode reminds me of another show with two virgin parents. Except horrifcally it turned she’d been roofied during a night out and somehow not noticed anything wrong when she woke up.

@marco_marks 2 года назад

What show?

@s6r231 2 года назад

Oooh what show was that?

@Sight-Beyond-Sight 2 года назад

I also remember a show about a heavily religious girl who woke up in the woods not knowing what happened to her but her faith had her believe that she was the next Virgin Mary. I just cannot remember the title. When looking it up, I found one that seemed similar called "The Gift" but it doesn't seem quite right...

@natgonzza 2 года назад

@@marco_marks I think it was SVU and the rapist was a rich friend of the boyfriend.

@pv9445 2 года назад

@@Sight-Beyond-Sight that’s a Scrubs episode

@stevenjohnson4190 2 года назад

It's a amazing how he can spot diagnose random patients but it takes him all episode to solve the mystery.

@HappyBeezerStudios 2 года назад

He is so experienced with looking for zebras, that horses appear trivial to him.

@nandoman4769 2 года назад

Lol well he was right from the start. She cheated. No mystery here.

@aidanmullard8508 2 года назад

Well that's the point of his job, he takes the impossible cases no one can figure out. his clinic duty stuff, is supplementary for the episode and the meaning behind it, while also showing how good house is.

@Fyodor48 2 года назад

Erm, you know it's tv, right!

@stevenjohnson4190 2 года назад

@@Fyodor48 haha don't be funny, Next you will be telling me santa isn't real.

@Joshuamllr 2 года назад

It’s so nice to see a dr taking care of Lois lane.

@millisagingerich1248 4 месяца назад

Yes she got pregnant by Superman ❤

@Riku2099 2 года назад

Knowing how the episode goes and looking at both of the reactions to the results the guys like omg this is fantastic. The girls reaction is like wait ...but...

@sapphireous1083 2 года назад

How does the episode go? I've never watched House :O

@yourvenparianen5390 2 года назад

Shes like "damn i cant claim alamony" 🤣

@MichelleLM88 2 года назад

@@yourvenparianen5390 technically if the guy decides to sign the birth certificate she can even if he has no biological relationship to the kid. Although some of the laws vary on that depending on what state you live in.

@SeraphimDragon 2 года назад

@@MichelleLM88 which is absolutely ridiculous to begin with. If the kid is not biologically yours, you should be given the choice AFTER being made aware of the fact if you wish to continue being the father. It's fucking rape in a financial sense for 18 YEARS to the man who can't get out of being cheated because he chose to trust a liar. Like many women insist men do when it comes to marriage instead of prenuptial marriage.

@BoraHorzaGobuchul Год назад

@@MichelleLM88that may be so, but should he later prove that he did this as the result of being lied to... A lawyer might chime in here.

@victorpradha9946 2 года назад

In truth, she was carrying Clark Kent's super babies.

@zedbags Год назад

For the first 45 seconds this was a glimpse into an alternate universe where House was a nice, normal doctor

@MrJSyer 2 года назад

the writing of this show is amazing. and Hugh Laurie is just perfect as House

@edwardlees4585 2 года назад

The writing is so good in this episode. And Hugh Laurie is on top form.

@AyshKing 2 года назад

You're literally applauding the concept of the Antichrist, got it

@azrnzala 2 года назад

the earlier seasons were so good.

@alfnoakes392 Год назад

Had an American visitor a few years ago who only knew Hugh Laurie from House. When I showed her his earlier comedy stuff on RU-vid (Blackadder etc) her jaw dropped.

@MysticEagle4 2 года назад

Him lying is the worst thing, that guy tho being dumb deserved to know the truth

@jamesparson 2 года назад

I sure someone would explain it to him eventually

@christosmani 2 года назад

@@jamesparson eventually is not soon enough though :-/ 😂

@rosiehawtrey 2 года назад

I'm sorry the boyfriend makes Forest Gump look like Heisenberg. He shouldn't inspire sympathy he should inspire government sterilisation because he's too dumb to be allowed to breed.

@mrwerewolfvampire Год назад

If you can't be nice, why be a doctor? You really need to know this series and character to realise how hilarious it is to hear House say it!🤣

@albertocamejo827 2 года назад

I love how we all definitely expected to say something at the end like: “..that or she cheated, but whatever helps you sleep at night whether with your fiancé or your lover”

@paul16451 2 года назад

Kudos to the genius who wrote the convincing medical technobabble for this scene!

@kayleekat8895 2 года назад

But… parthenogenesis can happen. It’s happened in vultures.

@paul16451 2 года назад

@@kayleekat8895 Maybe but how many people who watched this show would actually know that

@kevincaruthers5412 2 года назад

@@paul16451 Me. :) Rare but not unheard of in reptiles, some sharks, etc. Recently achieved under lab conditions in mice.

@paul16451 2 года назад

@@kevincaruthers5412 I'm not saying that nobody would know it...just that most viewers would not...;). Despite the pictures that most news stations have been painting lately, I do understand that not the whole of the American population is entirely stupid...😊😊

@Sight-Beyond-Sight 2 года назад

They also recently genetically manipulated a female mouse's DNA to do this.

@kyrosol5778 2 года назад

House unknowingly may have just started a cult.

@scachan331 Год назад

I love it when House said Merry Christmas in the end 🤣

@UncleCal 2 года назад

He forced her into a position where she would ultimately have to tell the truth to her boyfriend that she cheated. There was no immaculate conception.

@meetaverma8372 Год назад

the thing is, Parthenogenesis does happen, but it ends up becoming a tumor. since there is no follow up, we can't just assume she cheated, she may end up with cancer, which would be so much more sad

@UncleCal Год назад

@@meetaverma8372 No, the plot of this episode is obviously directed to her being unfaithful.

@meetaverma8372 Год назад

@@UncleCal was it ever explicitly said? maybe it's portrayed like that because House saw it like that, but it doesn't need to be the real truth

@UncleCal Год назад

@@meetaverma8372 No parthenogenesis has occurred. There is no cancer. The test sheets are just the same copy printed twice, after he ‘checked’ five times. She conceived after sleeping with someone other than her boyfriend.

@pertnerk Год назад

@@meetaverma8372 Immediately after this scene, House admits to Cuddy that he lied.

@lindsey-do-it 2 года назад

While technically possible it doesn't result in a viable fetus, since the cells lack certain information, it just develops into a tumor.

@PrimeSky98 2 года назад

How do you know?

@Ellestra 2 года назад

@@PrimeSky98 Humans have imprinted genes. The DNA you get in sperm has a different imprint then the one you get from egg. You need both kinds to have all the development genes that result in viable baby. If you have only one then the embryo cannot develop properly. Humans cannot do parthenogenesis.This is also why you cannot combine two eggs or two sperm in vitro to get a baby.

@PrimeSky98 2 года назад

@@Ellestra oh

@XSilver_WaterX 2 года назад

@@Ellestra well, the tumor baby or possibly a dormant sperm from her fathers side that wasn't properly digested from her mothers womb and transferred to her as mistaken nutrition. Incest baby?

@Kamisora 2 года назад

I've had these tumours before. Dermoid teratomas. It ain't fun for me as they are quite painful and always means surgery but my doctors are always super fascinated.

@Yasemin_Sky 2 года назад

"I'm not in school." *Confused face* "Neither is your foetus." 😅🤦🏻‍♀️😆

@TheMwendaa 2 года назад

Think she was thinking of se-mester 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@anonymmynona8219 2 года назад

@@TheMwendaa when I studied in the Uk we did actually have trimesters. It was a bit confusing tbf

@maurobertolone5198 7 месяцев назад

@@TheMwendaa yeah trimesters is very common outside US

@freddiecauseyii9419 2 года назад

The dude reaction in the end had me laughing.😂😂

@bobbobertbobberton1073 Год назад

"I believe him." such a brutally funny line.

@thegatorhator6822 2 года назад

Except you cut the scene afterwards where he admits he lied to a co-worker lmao

@definitelyarealperson248 2 года назад

What, really. That’s messed up. Obviously i feel bad for her since she was probably raised in a holier than thou Christian household that imposed these ridiculous conservative views on her, but she also cheated. And now that guy is stuck with a cheater. I’m 99% sure there’s several hipa violations here. She’s there confused wondering how she got away with it snd there’s a high chance she’ll think she can get away with it again. And when that child needs medical information from both their parents families, they won’t be able to.

@celeste9812 2 года назад

I LOVE HOW HE LOOKED UP AT THE END

@grumbles 2 года назад

I'm pretty sure I accidentally broke up an engaged couple when I worked in an ER getting patients registered. Was getting into from a woman and asked her emergency contact, she says Rob, he's my fiance, we're getting married next month! Further into the registration a guy finds her and goes "Oh, there's my baby, oh baby I'm so worried about you, you know nothing in the world is now imprudent than you, you're my everything, etc. etc." So I'm like "Ah this must be Rob!" And he goes "Huh? Who the f*ck is Rob????" She replies "Oh he's no one, just an old contact the hospital had on record."

@wubbalubbadubdub5867 Год назад

So the guy is going to raise a child not his with a wife who cheated on him because House won a bet. That is pretty sinister

@austrobok2958 Год назад

No, in the REAL world it get's aborted. Immaculate abortion if you will..🙄

@krystaldispatchbetttymcgin7702 2 года назад

House knew she was a cheater. He played the poor sap of a fiance. Poor dude was that stupid.

@niBBunn 2 года назад

He's not stupid, just gullible. But who can really blame him, when it's the supposed best diagnostician in town telling you the lie?

@courtneym2242 2 года назад

The immaculate conception refers to Mary being conceived without original sin. It is not referring to the birth of Jesus. Just an FYI 🙂

@jdotoz 2 года назад

Everyone gets this wrong.

@Rooshii 2 года назад

Scrolled SO FAR to get to this comment! So annoying how everyone gets this wrong. The Immaculate Conception is not even a very old concept in Catholicism, only as old as the Lourdes apparitions.

@jdotoz 2 года назад

@@Rooshii Actually the dogma was promulgated four years before Lourdes. More to the point, the idea as formulated goes back to at least the Middle Ages but pieces of it can be seen in the very early Church Fathers.

@TheNoybusiness 2 года назад

@@Rooshii "Scrolled SO FAR to get to this comment!" Same.

@Rooshii 2 года назад

@@jdotoz ah thank you! I didn't know about the 4 years before Lourdes fact, that's so interesting! And I had a vague idea of the dogma being an earlier concept but I couldn't figure out how to formulate it in my comment so I gave up 😅🤣.

@robinleebraun7739 7 месяцев назад

First rule of House: “Patients lie”.

@joefatalooch8057 2 года назад

You can see why he won several Emmy’s.

@medix1203 2 года назад

They need to show why house did this..... It was to prove to Wilson that patients get him gifts too.

@melima_ 2 года назад

honestly would have preferred an episode were a virgin couple got pregnant because they were doing petting etc and it got transmitted via hand or something. As far as I know it's possible and it would have been also informative for audiences to always USE PROTECTION

@potocatepetl 2 года назад

@Bla Bla yep, J.D. became a father that way

@ewicky 2 года назад

"always USE PROTECTION" You know, your parents didn't. And if you ever want a kid of your own, you'll need to ignore your own advice too.

@melima_ 2 года назад

@@ewicky LMAO what kind of comment is this?? dude do you need help??

@ewicky 2 года назад

@@melima_ My comment's purpose was to demonstrate the absurdity of your comment, specifically your suggestion that the audience needed to be told the advice to "always USE PROTECTION". I cited specific science-based facts, simplifying and relating them back to a real-world examples, and used proper case, instead of just making a blanket statement of advice in all caps. No, I don't need help, thanks though 👍.

@levilandes1719 2 года назад

@@ewicky You sir, are a weirdo.

@allanchurm 7 месяцев назад

i dont know who writes the scripts for all this but they deserve a medal.

@kassiopaia8604 2 года назад

🤣🤣🤣 still loving this!!! I miss Dr House so much... 😭

@storydates 2 года назад

A splash pregnancy, however, is possible... so "other stuff in bed" could potentially cause a pregnancy.

@ChristinaaArmani 2 года назад

Yes potentially, but they'd still have to be unclothed.

@davidolsen1222 2 года назад

Nah, guy. She cheated on you.

@lizanna6390 2 года назад

The fact that she claimed to be a virgin after he told her she is pregnant, I'd understand "I can't be!" But "im a virgin" is strange. Plus she brought her boyfriend down there to try and prove her faithfulness. It's possible. More likely than magical mommy only pregnancy. Interesting if it turned out to be a boy

@thecryovproject Год назад

@@davidolsen1222 Potential or possible, not that it was said to be probable though

@davidolsen1222 Год назад

@@thecryovproject Bayes theorem how often does this hypothetical thing happen vs. how often does the alternative happen? Background rate of cheating in a relationship is pretty common from all statistics I've seen, and splash pregnancy is absurdly far fetched. I mean sure your vasectomy could repair itself spontaneously and the break again.. but the odds of that are much less than cheating in a relationship. When you hear galloping... think horse, not zebra.

@thomashooper9828 2 года назад

I mean this lie only works if she has a girl. And that the girl looks veryyyyyy similar to the mother if not identical due to the lack of genetic variation

@potocatepetl 2 года назад

nah, she'll say she inherited some traits from the grandparents (her parents) as well, which is normal, we all do.

@thisulwickramarachchi2380 2 года назад

How is she having a girl make the lie work?

@Murdo2112 2 года назад

@@thisulwickramarachchi2380 Because if it was a boy, it would demonstrate the presence of a Y chromosome, which can only be passed on from the father.... no father, no Y chromosome, therefore it has to be a girl.

@thisulwickramarachchi2380 2 года назад

@@Murdo2112 but how is having a girl gonna make the lie of sleeping with a another man work?

@Murdo2112 2 года назад

@@thisulwickramarachchi2380 ...... because it would be impossible for her to produce a boy without a man to have provided the Y - chromosome. ... women don't have them. Having a Y - chromosome is what makes the embryo develop into a male.

@rushanshaikh6933 Год назад

If you can't be nice , why be a doctor golden words by Dr . House

@kirbykang1867 Год назад

This truly is a miracle, the father's Kryptonian!

@Tremor2007 3 месяца назад

What is impossible for a Hexenbiest?

@anniewallace3601 2 года назад

This was so unprofessional and unkind to the fiance and the future of this child. House wasn't being kind thinking of his patients feelings but his own selfish thoughts. He put a mother thinking she can get away with a lie and her child will grow up confused not knowing his medical history and their family history. This will fall apart one day in the worse way.

@ho-ry5uf 2 года назад

do you even know house? since when he is kind thinking lol ?

@Yasemin_Sky 2 года назад

Yeah. But it's a show in reality drs don't do this. (least I hope) haha.

@faelialuxe 2 года назад

Chill, it’s a TV show 😂

@thematrix3663 2 года назад

House most likely was an asperger's case and had very limited empathy. He was actually very nice (for him) here.

@potocatepetl 2 года назад

@@thematrix3663 you didn't watch the series, did you? he is far from any aspergers....

@michaelhaynes4946 2 года назад

Lucky women, had no idea House would lie for her like that.

@sexymonkey4979 2 года назад

I must of missed this episode so was house lying or not lmao

@twinkletwinkle3488 2 года назад

@@sexymonkey4979 wondering the same

@Bigmojojo 2 года назад

@@sexymonkey4979 of course he was lying. Women can't get pregnant like that. Also he even said afterwards to Wislon she cheated but didn't want to ruin their marriage

@KingGrapeBear 2 года назад

@@sexymonkey4979 100% lying... he did for a bet... I don't know how subjecting another man to raising a child that isn't his is nice but hi, this aired...

@osumanaaa9982 2 года назад

@@sexymonkey4979 He was just messing around. He made a bet with Wilson about being nice to patients and since Christmas was close, he didn't miss the chance. I don't remember the exact detail, but it either takes much more time to run the test or the machine itself was broken. Either ways, there was no way he could have run the test 5 times and this case only happens with some animals not humans.

@Faygris Год назад

Human parthenogenesis seemed too insane, even for House MD standards. I was relieved to learn in the end he made it all up

@Curry_Tales2107 Год назад

That guy's happy face at the news made me cry

@msnlitadventures9597 2 года назад

If the truth comes out later, couldn’t the guy sue the doctor for lying?

@rebeccav.3451 2 года назад

Technically, the guy wasn't his patient; the girl was.

@msnlitadventures9597 2 года назад

@@rebeccav.3451 True. Still he kind of put his reputation on the line by saying such an outrageous lie. But they’ve shown more ridiculous things on medical shows that this lol

@btsarmyforever3816 10 месяцев назад

@@rebeccav.3451 In paternity test the guy is also involved. So the guy can sue. That's how it work in my country.

@redsprout9347 2 года назад

I had to make sure in the comments that this wasn't actually true because I just got a horrible fear unlocked. Now it's locked again thank god

@imaadahere 2 года назад

I think I had the same 'oh hell no' moment watching No Men Beyond This Point. Living in a world where my body could spontaneously decide to become pregnant. Nope, no thanks.

@venkyprakashmcc 2 года назад

This episode was a suspense thriller.. we never knew the guy who was between her and the toilet seat..

@aliq7280 2 года назад

It's a Kryptonian pregnancy, so yeah it's miraculous!

@calvinallen3424 2 года назад

When he came back in I thought he was going to say she had a tumor in her uterus or something. This is awful

@crimsonxdragon 2 года назад

house was ahead of its time amazing show

@haymeatball931 2 года назад

"if there was a guy sitting between you and a toilet seat." *Annoyed sigh* "I was doing so well..."

@lovefrompraha 2 года назад

Oh hey Lois!

@mmataukwena1078 2 года назад

9 months later, joy is bundled🤣🤣🤣

@Shiirow 2 года назад

she cheated on him... with Superman.

@dragon_paths9322 2 года назад

I thought that was Bitsie

@felixs._brownies1902 2 года назад

“If you can’t be nice,why be a doctor?” 💀💀

@shamzam3012 2 года назад

Her voice sounds so different from then to now, like can still hear it, but can notice the slight shift in the sound of her voice as she is now, but didnt know she was on a episode of house.

@omkarnadkarni2 2 года назад

Clark Kent using superspeed

@briancooper4959 2 года назад

This is one of my all-time favorite programs. At least the first few seasons. Then, the writers fell into the common trap of a long-running series by thinking that everyone in the cast required a jack-up level of personal angst. Still, the season he spent whittling down a roomful of candidates down to three was a brilliant and inspired master class that exposed of the level of inconvenience, mental torture, and depravity that people will allow a boss to subject them to for the sake of their career. Wall Street interns and MBA candidates take note!

@12thDecember 8 месяцев назад

Agreed. I can't stand the personal drama that infects a good series after two or three seasons.

@CocoChanelle-1 2 года назад

“I believe him” 🤣

@CharlesW92 Год назад

The nice side of house comes out😅. He wanted them to enjoy Christmas.

@madbager1 2 года назад

She was awesome on Grimm bring it back love that show

@eyesofthecervino3366 2 года назад

It kind of went off the rails towards the end there, but I really enjoyed the premise of it.

@swing1771 2 года назад

They are going to have such high expectations for that baby

@maurobertolone5198 7 месяцев назад

Cuddy later in the episode: Oh no House , you're confusing nice and evil again ... 🤣

@bobguy6542 2 года назад

They cut out the ending,. He just didn't care. Home boy is about to be paying child support for 18 years for a kid that isn't his.

@matthewfink3605 2 года назад

Wow! Lois got knocked up by cheating on Clark. Explains why John got no powers lol

@dantemcgill2126 2 года назад

There has always been a little bit of me that wanted this to be a true case, and not a wind up by House.

@deepaparakkal4241 Год назад

House being nice is such a treat to watch. As he realises how he's tricking the fiance, and the woman realises how House lied for her, just excellent

@MeBeCreepy 2 года назад

“I was doing so well”😭😭😭

@march.286 2 года назад

I don’t see the good action in this, a guy has to take care of a kid is not his when he could be instead looking for a better life partner

@mmmuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiirrrrr 2 года назад

No way will these people NOT figure this lie out.

@cs_yt 2 года назад

Never underestimate stupidity & the lying capacity of a human being. Examples of both are everywhere.

@potocatepetl 2 года назад

she obviously knows. he on the other hand... only if he grows a few neurons

@mmmuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiirrrrr 2 года назад

@@potocatepetl I'm just not 100% convinced that she hasn't convinced herself.

@spicyclips552 2 года назад

Aight guys, this is how Anakin Skywalker came into existence

@redeyejedi3700 2 года назад

Do not underestimate his power....

@MaxwellsDemon9 2 года назад

wait is the synopsis a joke, or did the synopsis-writer actually think House was "proven wrong"?

@roryqpotter8242 2 года назад

Pretty sure it’s a joke.

@Lady_de_Lis 2 года назад

@@O.O6746 Since she cheated on him already, it seems unlikely that being tricked into staying with a cheating girlfriend will make the boyfriend happy long-term. So if the goal was to make him happy, you'd think House would've told him to leave her cheating ass. I think House just did it cause he thought it'd be funny to see if they believed him.

@Irgendeinname0815 2 года назад

@@roryqpotter8242 It was a bet with Wilson. I think ´bout gifts and so on...

@roryqpotter8242 2 года назад

@@Irgendeinname0815 I’m aware. I’m saying the synopsis in the description was a joke.

@ksbs2036 2 года назад

I think the summary is click bait

@briannajacoby4456 2 года назад

technically she could be pregnant from the "other things" they did depending on what they were because if its close enough things can end up where their not supposed to be

@sosotess 2 года назад

@KitsuneEros But he did a paternity test and it came back negative, he only told them it was parthenogenesis to avoid breaking them up in order to win a bet.

@sosotess 2 года назад

@KitsuneEros He was also implying she would give birth to a clone, basically, so the charade would be uncovered as soon as the baby grows up not looking exactly like her mother, I suppose.

@kateg9437 2 года назад

@@sosotess not true. Asexual reproduction and parthogenesis are separate things. The single set of chromosomes in an egg or sperm does not match either chromosome of the parent. Even if it did, only having matching pairs would result in different genes being expressed

@emptyhand777 2 года назад

@@kateg9437 - she's in trouble if she has a son.

@topmp362 2 года назад

It still bothers me that he lied to the dude like that.

@katielynch9740 Год назад

“Absolutely. There would be need to be a guy sitting between you and the toilet seat but absolutely”

@3rdSanderson 2 года назад

This raises an interesting debacle... doesnt "other stuff in bed" violate the whole sex before marriage thing?

@r0bw00d 2 года назад

No. Premarital sex only applies to the act that can cause pregnancy. Everything else _isn't_ shameful somehow (unless you're gay, of course).

@carolinpurayidom4570 2 года назад

@@r0bw00d that's not true as a Christian even the other forms of sex can count as a sin if it's before marriage and oral on a female done in of itself is a sin and anal is definitely a sin regardless of marriages or not hand jobs are also a sin even within marriage. Oral done on a man is also a sin.