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@DoorMonster Год назад

Is this video mostly about the inside of Kyle's head in real life? Maybe. But you can actually play a hive mind with multiple people in Stellaris now, so that's fun. Also dictators? Lots of contradictory possibilities. Anyway, if you could share this video and maybe also try the game, that would help us a bunch. Both are free - play.stellaris.com/DoorMonster

@Ikirus Год назад

I already have over 600 hours in the game soo

@niallreid7664 Год назад

So true story, I put a few hive minds into a game of Stellaris called Kyle and Allison because in your first video it looked like you were a hive mind. Anyway, Kyle consumed a good chunk of the galaxy before running out of steam just as he bumped into Allison. Allison, who had been nearly inert at that point, proceeded to eat all of Kyle until he was a single- system vestigial limb to Allison's space empire. I'm not sure what this means yet. Oh, Josh was there too, but he got beaten up by tomatoes.

@ChaoticNeutralMatt Год назад

@@niallreid7664amazing read friend

@bannedfor30daysonfacebook41 Год назад

Please do more stellaris skits. its such a good game! love this!

@mq5731 Год назад

Time to roleplay the Tyranids again!

@Fort_Master Год назад

"How do you oppress a Cactus!?" has got to be my new favorite sentence!

@patrickkenyon2326 Год назад

" Happiness is irrelevant!"

@resileaf9501 Год назад

One of those Door Monster lines that will follow us for the rest of our lives.

@Jl3Jl3Jl3 Год назад

The line is great, but it is made so much better by Kyle's face just after he says it.

@matthobbs5203 Год назад

You over water it

@Techstriker1 Год назад

Timestamp for future reference: 1:30

@GregorifElfeNoir Год назад

"The hive is happy, happiness is irrelevant" would make a great T-shirt XD

@Tavor57 Год назад

has Valheim "The bees are happy" vibes

@timmy6890 Год назад

Id buy!

@gideonhockenbarger6078 Год назад

"I think things would be a little easier if there was more of me." "There's...billions of you." "Nah, I know, but like, TWO of that, ya know what I mean?" Man, Kyle's writing never fails.

@thatguy2521 Год назад

That “they aren’t producing food in this sector even though all they have are farms” is relatable I have that problem so much

@Loalrikowki Год назад

"Nobody wants to work anymore"

@thatguy2521 Год назад

@@Loalrikowki is that something that can happen in Stellaris because I no joke will see a planet producing negative food when I made it primarily a food planet

@danielwoods3896 Год назад

@@thatguy2521make sure the pops are working in the farms and aren’t just clerks

@thatguy2521 Год назад

@@danielwoods3896 I did they are so many pops on that planet both jobs are filled

@noobatgames3321 Год назад

@@danielwoods3896I am on console so I just favorite a job on a planet and go from there

@tomfillot5453 Год назад

Paradox continuing the trend of not letting Door Monster *not* make sketches. At least my DLC money is going towards something productive.

@rompis.a Год назад

I'm glad(?) that Paradox's strategy boils down to releasing a super awesome base game, followed by a string of increasingly meh DLCs. A direct inverse of most game companies.

@cyansays13 Год назад

@@rompis.ado you even remember Stellaris 1.0?

@kwagar9810 Год назад

@@rompis.a What is blud waffling on about?

@jeanmarc6517 Год назад

@@rompis.a Paragon "meh" ? The fuck kind of game are you playing then?

@rompis.a Год назад

I love Cities: Skylines. It's awesome. The Night Life(?) DLC is great! Day/night cycle that has gameplay mechanics? Shut up and give me the deluxe bundle! Public transport DLC? Just what this already-awesome game needs! Wishlisted! Natural Disasters? Great! Wishlisted! Winter? Oh I bet that's gonna be cool. What? It's just one map that's eternally winter? Oh well. Maybe they'll hit the next one. University, national park, industrial complex management? Yea... those are cool I guess. Fisheries? Umm... pass. The same goes with Stellaris.

@reuvengritters2983 Год назад

2:50 - "That's just adding two infinities together and I need a nap." This is probably my favorite line in a video full of good lines.

@zacbohannon9553 Год назад

"We've been at war with some geckos for a while, and I wasn't paying attention so our troops have done nothing.".....I felt this on a spiritual level.

@adamloga3788 Год назад

On the other hand, clearly Kyle is a better leader than he thinks, because how else can you completely fail to notice that somebody has been attacking you unless your enemy has done literally nothing that actually did any damage.

@zacbohannon9553 Год назад

@adamloga3788 *Geko's declare War* Kyle's just like "cool, now what to do about my pop. management." *Enemy fleet warning sound effect* ....... "Do we control the senate yet?"

@eric_moore-6126 Год назад

I love how this implies they're just *all* The Zuman Overmind, Central Repository for the Species' Entire Conciousness. 0:18

@battlesheep2552 Год назад

I mean, that is how a hive mind is supposed to work

@eric_moore-6126 Год назад

@@battlesheep2552But I would think the whole point of an "overmind" is that they aren't a true hivemind. Someone has more control.

@spritemon98 Год назад

This is what happens when an over mind becomes bored

@AstralDragn Год назад

@@eric_moore-6126 Although real life hiveminds don't even like... exist how the skit portrays them. Except for maybe plant/fungus hiveminds, if that can even be considered when they don't even have really a continuous process of awareness as far as we know. Ants are probably a better idea of how a hivemind in stellaris would work (not to mention explains why theres different jobs for hivemind pops depending on where they work)

@ChaoticNeutralMatt Год назад

@@eric_moore-6126saying "true" hivemind is rather odd. There are different kinds.

@fairystail1 Год назад

This explains so much 1) why the Zumans suck and 2) Why Kyle is always so tired. Let other people run the Door Monster hivemind Kyle!

@DeathnoteBB 8 дней назад

The funny part is hiveminds have no leader within the hivemind, it’s one consciousness. So Xumen!Kyle appointed himself as leader of himself

@nemtudom5074 Год назад

The feeling when you played stellaris enough that you recognize which events they are talking about, like *THE GOD DAMN PRIKKI-TI*

@ZheToralf Год назад

Came here to say that

@battlesheep2552 4 месяца назад

Those damn Priks

@DeathnoteBB 8 дней назад

As a non-Stellaris person the funny comes from have NO idea about any of it

@playerguy2 Год назад

This sketch sounds about exactly like every one of my playthroughs. I _think_ I'm doing alright until I inevitably find out what others have been up to I'm always either already own everyone in the galaxy or actually no longer exist because the crisis literally cares not for anything except occupying what used to be my empire.. .. gestalt consciousness or not..

@seekingabsolution1907 Год назад

In one of my recent playthroughs everything was going great until the prethoryan scourge came around and devoured literally everyone but me whilst I was fighting the war in heaven and by then it was a war of attrition that I simply could not win. 😅

@gamingwithmatt9561 Год назад

Its always a good day when door monster uploads

@Ocker3 Год назад

The door opens, the door closes, blessed be the door!

@drewzero1 Год назад

@@Ocker3Use the doors!

@mirjanbouma Год назад

That's a fact

@grayfox6930 Год назад

I love the implication as to why the other drone doesn't know exactly what the first drone knows is because they were in a time vortex.

@jcbtiller Год назад

I'm happy that this started and ended with the doors. May their power know no limits.

@pcplayer9613 Год назад

I get the feeling that this whole script is an argument between the sleep deprived but super frustrated side of Kyle and the sleep deprived slow mind Kyle about whose turn it is to take control of his body while he waters his cactus and throws out a gecko he found in the house. Also, I love the fact that he used the prop resume he holds up being blank as part of the hivemind joke!

@patricktsao9630 Год назад

Kyle's fast paced writing/talking is one of my favorite things to listen to/experience, and I find it...refreshing? Like nobody else out there does it quite the way Kyle does. It always makes me happy to see more of it.

@Logan-nk4vg Год назад

Hey be skeptical if the you win is real it’s seems a lot of people “won”

@bigblueshoe777 Год назад

Right? Like usually that kind of presentation or interaction would give me anxiety, but something about the way he does it is just SO GOOD.

@nightowl6055 Год назад

It would be funny if co-op hiveminds introduced themselves like: "We are... two? You are many."

@nicholaiowreyowrey6383 Год назад

I love the idea that there’s some hive mind that is only as smart as the guy they first assimilate of the species and the zoomans got assimilated and it was Kyle level of intelligence they were stuck with.

@mcpherson1222 Год назад

This is basically a paradox ad channel now, and I am very much ok with this and am looking forward to many more.

@jessehopper8996 Год назад

Kyle's whole bit about not knowing what's going on is basically the universal experience when playing your first 4x game

@AFiltiarn Год назад

I spat out my tea at that line: "If we all find out I'm incompetent? Theres nothing we can do about that!" lol

@DeathnoteBB 8 дней назад

“But I thought we’re all us?” “YOU SEE HOW TIRED I AM?!”

@mariagartman2530 Год назад

Can we have a few more game developing companies to sponsor these guys? That's just awesome!!

@cayana2319 Год назад

Y'all's stellaris and civ videos are absolutely my favorites. I hope they sponsor you more often!

@trygveplaustrum4634 Год назад

I feel like we watched Kyle rant for three minutes about fictional problems in a fictional video game. *I love it. I want more.*

@DeathnoteBB 8 дней назад

Honestly if all ads were up-front about it and also sketches, I wouldn’t be as annoyed about ads

@FrozenShepard Год назад

I love the Stellaris sketches. Every single one of them has been a hit.

@raylordofkhalah28 Год назад

I didnt know how much I needed this skit until now. I love this so much as a Hive Mind main. and yes, I always imagine them as a comedy skit when I play

@Dmgladiator2642 Год назад

You need to make a "How do you oppress a cactus t shirt" they'll sell like bot cakes

@Arisorio Год назад

Man i love Paradox and Doormonster cooperating is the best thing!

@mannydani9180 Год назад

Oh dear god I could not stop laughing. I have yet to find a video of yours I don't like but this one especially knocked it out of the park which is really saying something Glad to have y'all back!

@oscarg9140 Год назад

When he says time hurricane it reminds me of the solo cup sketch where the victim keeps yelling that he is talking to a cup. God I love these guys.

@moonblaze2713 Год назад

Oh nice, the Overmind came back around. Loved these guys. ... That guy? Girl? Them. Loved them. Hope they figure out and take a nap so the can come back around more.

@TheAardvark57 Год назад

Commenting as soon as possible to boost engagement metrics for seo. You guys deserve more subs.

@gorkemaykut5230 Год назад

best thing about stellaris updates is that i got to see more of door monster

@POINTS2 Год назад

I hate it when giant Rubik's cubes try to teach me the secrets of the universe. Ain't nobody got time for that!

@spaceocelot35 Год назад

Genuinely impressed with how fast this came together. Awesome video!

@Crybaton Год назад

Playing as a hivemind means, that I get to fuck around in a tiny tiny sealed of Galaxy quadrant. With a handful of systems / planets and only one access. Giving me hours of time to stockpile troops at my border and try to understand how the ship designer and planet menus work. While my friend that actually knows how to play the game rules as supreme emperor of EVERYTHING, micromanaging our vast space lands in the most minute details and feeding me Ressources, so I stay occupied and don't break anything...

@erebusvonmori8050 Год назад

The good news is that you not breaking anything does mean you contribute more than the average AI vassal

@GoblinKoboldGaming Год назад

Door Monster has become Paradox's advertising department, and I am completely okay with this.

@joshuasims5421 Год назад

Sponsorship + Door Monster = brilliant comedy, every time. It’s too perfect, it’s like some kind of paradox…

@thejerseydog Год назад

It’s so good to see Door Monster in my feed

@rishoh Год назад

I love how many different rolls you guys have managed to fit those horns into.

@ultraliskbuilder5831 Год назад

The time scientist is the only one who knows things outside of the Ruler. A good replacement.

@Nemesis653 11 месяцев назад

I only realized halfway through the video how desensitized I've become to the crazy stuff in Stellaris. When he said "Our head of research got trapped in a time hurricane" I just went "Oh yeah, that happens" with the same energy as if he said he forgot an item on his shopping list.

@Ikirus Год назад

Finally another stellaris video

@Science__Politics Год назад

I forgot that this channel still exists! Love you guys 🎉

@Jasper-vr2zv Год назад

I haven’t played all of these games but, if y’all make it, I’ll watch it and I always get a chuckle anytime y’all make a video. Common Door Monster W.

@spencerbodine7118 Год назад

I remembered this channel out of nowhere like 3 days ago and have been re-watching some of my favorite sketches since, and now for the first time in months we get an upload. I think I summoned them somehow.

@Mitnixbinichfroh Год назад

Ah :D the Paradox interactive channel is posting again! Always great vids guys!

@mittensfastpaw Год назад

You guys do the best sponsorship skits!

@ewill3435 11 месяцев назад

Hey so long time subscriber who hasnt kept up with your videos in a couple years; I quite literally laughed out loud throughout this whole sketch. Love to see yall still going strong! Much love from Michigan

@bobsmith7066 Год назад

Always an excellent day when Doormonster posts another video!

@garrettord3304 Год назад

Yay DoorMonster sketch! Always nice to see sketches related to games I'm familiar with.

@majorplothole2620 Год назад

Your guys' skits are always funny, but this has to be one of the most hilarious ones in a while. I loved it. Even with just minimal experience with Stellaris, the jokes still land because they're also about other video game/sci fi tropes. How do hive minds determine which one of them is the leader? Cn you oppress a cactus person? Why are we starving if all we have is farmland? - These are the questions that keep gamers up at night.

@mirjanbouma Год назад

How do you nail it every time, not just during the sketch but the ending, oh the ending 😂😂🤣

@SIlverloreguard Год назад

I feel like this was a missed opportunity for the alliterative "Time Typhoon"

@sqocks8254 Год назад

At first I wasn't sure where this video was going, but it turned out very nice. Thank you for making a Stellaris bit. ❤

@funakfunak2740 Год назад

Of course Kyle is tired, he has been carrying this entire youtube channel for years. Great video, never played Stellaris, but it was still fun.

@ryanadams0922 Год назад

It's been so long since I had my Fix of Door Monster nice vid by the way

@lowdencraft5085 Год назад

I love stellaris its honestly one of my goto relax games,and i play a hive mind alot of the time now, i just find them a new kind of fun

@kacperdrabikowski5074 Год назад

Somehow, I'm grinning from ear to ear while witnessing a bona fide existential crisis.

@dantrianon4248 Год назад

Happy to see a new video! Wish you all the best

@MadKingMura Год назад

Brilliant, great comedy and great vid as always!!

@urktheturtle2988 Год назад

It is always a wonderful day when I get to watch another door monster video.

@stevewohlwend1010 Год назад

It has been quite a while since a video has made me laugh this hard.

@bi0hazardxiii28 Год назад

"This is not helping" was the best line 😭💀

@Meganought Год назад

Man you guys are still funny even un a rush

@JasonLudeli Год назад

I just happened to get the itch to play Stellaris and installed it like a day before you posted this video lol!

@derphunk5338 Год назад

All of those examples he gave are real, by the way. Those are all things that can happen in Stellaris.

@arankenrick7175 Год назад

Beautifully done

@tijn0770 Год назад

Yeah i tried, you can't oppress a cactus

@jeremy1860 Год назад

You guys haven't lost your touch with punchline endings 😊

@vaniellys Год назад

Loved this video !

@axavia 6 месяцев назад

Doormonster always inspires me to hop back into these games, even when I’m burned out

@genocardosi4185 Год назад

the zoomans evolved?!

@chrisj3938 Год назад

This is one I gotta watch a few times because it's just so good

@rfc1526 Год назад

Fantastic work.

@defective6811 7 месяцев назад

I shall henceforth use 'time hurricane' to explain all gaps in employment

@madarchmage1151 Год назад

I like this. Thank you

@mystic-malevolence Год назад

I'm not sure if the writing on this one is just that good, or if I've just been craving door monster content without realizing it, but this whole thing was hilarious throughout. Good job!