CoD Takedown IRL  

I feel like majority of the commenters don’t understand this is a call of duty take down animation in a video game. Not an actual attempt to stab in the heart. Just had to clarify it.

British teens when you refuse to buy them a ciggar:

that's how important our rib cage is

“She wants you bro” Her:

POV: 0.001 nanoseconds after leaving your house in the uk

the ribs were like “not today bestie”

This just shows how hard it actually is to stab someone in the heart.

This is why you don't skip rib day

a good representation on how the human ribcage does a great job at protecting several vitals.

and this is why the ribcage exists

"THE WORST SHE CAN SAY IS NO" Her:💀

British people when u say u hate tea

British teen when u don't buy them a vape:

"how did you die?" "I was stabbed by a COD player"

What the fuck is she competing for the hunger games?

This is why certain knives are shaped to slip between the ribcage

Quiet kid in school be like:

That guy stole her purse and had no time to apologize 💀💀💀

"Bro u have smoke?" Also random british:

That's the zombie Blood and weed the gun and the knife.

This makes me much more confident about getting knifed in the chest

her: tries to stab heart rib cage: *No.*

Pov:when your class mate says messi is better than ronaldo

"Right in the f*cking chest" 😂

British kids fighting over the last bean toast in the cafeteria

Those ribs doing what they were designed to do - protect the heart

Bro look like lara croft

😅Do you want a cigarette, it kills but it helps

british people after missing tea time:

Shout out to our ribs for keeping our engine safe !

Pov the knife was having a finisher

I'm sure the doctors had a similar tough task cutting in when they installed those fake bags.

The most normal act in London 💀

The ribcage doing its job: 🗿🗿🗿

Bro couldn’t even pass the ribs

“Are you Mara from Call of Duty???”

Always forget just how tough the human body really is

For those wondering why stab victims have up to 50+ stab wounds, this is why...

The wrist nearly breaking upon the first stab 😂😂

Almost looks survivable until the second stab

Never realized how hard it was to cut through bone, that shit is durable as hell

This is how you get rid of a cough

When somebody messes with your best friend

How to train your own serial killer pt.1

after school activities in ohio be like

Why i feel hurt in my body 💀

That’s Bladen, and sorcery

“right kn the fucking chest👹👹” *turns to a demon*

Honestly after that kidney stab you don't really need to worry about their heart

bro took "execution" to a whole other level

Violence is not the answer😡

"Oi lad! Did you use a fokin butter knife to kill mah parents mate? "

Bro asked for directions in London 💀💀

Why on earth am i seeing this

British people when you say chips instead of a bag full of delightful crisp😂

British teens when you don’t buy them a 6 pack

Her: tries to kill someone Ribcage: How 'bout no?👄

Finalization golp.

Her hand just about slid down the blade on that first thrust. Good thing it was the last bloody slippery thrust

bro imagine someone actually tried to stab you and you hear that clack sound on your ribs💀

"Sir, your card was declined" Wtf the replies literally make no sense😭

That went deep😳

It felt so real

Shows how actually capable the bones are, if you get stabbed it could possibly slow it down if it hits the bone. The rib cage really protecting the lungs.

Her: tries to stab body Wrist: 🤳

bro i felt that 😭

Mama you are too violent.

british people when a 4 year old is walking on the "wrong" side of the road:

Interesting fact, sometimes people dont know they are getting stabbed in certain scuffles. My better half was stabbed all over his body, including through his cheek, lung, and neck. We all just thought fists were flying. His clothes were soaked and we soon realized what really happened. Some people fight dirty, and attack without provacation. He survived with medical intervention, so that's great.

just goes to show, how protective your ribs truly are

I find it really cool that they make these. What are you training for?

Finally, somebody explains how tough it is to stab somebody in the chest

Breathing never felt more heavier

Deaf people:😐 Blind people:💀

Knowing my luck, if I were to get stabbed, my ribs wouldn't block it

My anxiety while watching this : 📈📈📈📈📈📈

British teens when you don’t buy them a “hoodrich” tracksuit for £120:

And that is why we evolved rib cages

That's why God gave us ribs

Girl really said “backstabber” and “heart breaker” to a whole different level 💀

bro asked the time in london💀

Bro is the real life junker Queen in overwatch 2

F por el mañiki xd😎💀☠️

I never realized that ribcage can take so much force.

Normal night in the UK:

Stabbing vertically❌️ Stabbing horizontally✅️

“The worst she could say is no”

I need this. I need to release my anger out on something like this.

When I ask the barber a little off the top 💀

Pov:You just stepped in London

When you talk to your sister that lost her vape 💀

Bro got violated 💀

“Right in the f***g chest yeah” has me dying rn of laughter😂💀💀

It’s nice to know that rib cages work sometimes

Am I the only one who can appreciate a good pair of fun bags?

The 1950s wife after too many uncooked dinner beatings.

School recess in Ohio be like:

I need this when I’m mad so I don’t scream at my brother 😂

To be fair, ballistic dummies are nice for bullets. They're not 100% analogous to flesh. After working in packing houses for 30 years, I can tell you that knives are f*cking scary against flesh. She's trying this on hard mode compared to real meat.

British people after hearing you asking what time is it in london: